1 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,573 (Door slams) 2 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:08,609 - David? 3 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,412 David, what is this?! 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,048 - It looks like a bike. 5 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,084 - Is it yours? 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:19,320 - Yes. Yes, it is. 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,222 - David, what is this doing here? 8 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,624 - You might wanna read the note. 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,559 - No, is it from Mutt? 10 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,296 David! 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,797 No! No! 12 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,567 - I feel like he really gets you. 13 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:37,037 Like, I feel like he sees like, deep into your soul. 14 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,073 I'm not quite sure what he's seeing exactly, 15 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,675 but there's definitely - he's looking inward. 16 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,444 - What am I gonna do?! - About what? 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,812 - This is serious, David! 18 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,714 This is so off base! 19 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,516 Arghh! 20 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,151 My God, imagine what kind of ring he'd buy! 21 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,819 Like an opal, or something. 22 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,054 - Ooh, like a pear-shaped opal. - (Groans) 23 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,756 (Knocking) MUTT: Hello, is anybody home? 24 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,058 - No, Mutt! 25 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,194 Hey, you have to support me in this. 26 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,163 - Mhmm. - You have to, do you promise me? 27 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,797 - Oh yeah, of course. 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:07,401 - (Calming exhale) 29 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,237 - So... - Hey you! 30 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,642 This is so special for me. 31 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,178 - Well, I you needed a new mode of transportation. 32 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,779 - I do! 33 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,549 I do need a mode of transportation! 34 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:25,686 And like, a car would be nice, but do I need a car? 35 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,422 - Not anymore, it appears. 36 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,391 - Well, you said you missed spin class, so... 37 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,825 - I did! 38 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,494 I did say that I missed spin class. 39 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,196 And so you bought me a bike! 40 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,265 Because I said that I missed spin class. 41 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:41,235 Because you're so thoughtful and perceptive. 42 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:44,172 - So you like it? - Mm, I'd say she loves it. 43 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,207 - Mm-hmm. - Well, you're gonna need this. 44 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:49,210 DAVID AND ALEXIS: A helmet! 45 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,744 - It came with the bike. 46 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,346 - I think you should put it on. 47 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,781 Like, I think you should actually like, 48 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,217 like, put the helmet on. - Yeah. 49 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,651 And I will one day, 50 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:00,554 when we take this little pony for a joyride! 51 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,856 - Actually, I brought my bike, so we can test it out. 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,126 I thought maybe we could take a little ride to the cafe. 53 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,296 - Ah! So fun. 54 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,731 (Whispering) I hate you, David! 55 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,267 - See 'ya! 56 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:17,905 * 57 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,475 (Low hum of chatter) 58 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,217 - What about lamps? 59 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,485 The lamps at the motel have those uh... 60 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,821 little bulbs, 61 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,324 These are old-fashioned big bulb lamps. 62 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,492 - I don't see any bulbs here. 63 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,627 - No there aren't, but the point is, 64 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,863 we can get big bulbs if we have big bulb lamps. 65 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,266 - Oh John, I don't know. 66 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,868 Lamps, clothing, jewelry... 67 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,503 Look at this poor woman's life 68 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:54,342 strewn across cheap folding tables. 69 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,245 John, do you think they did this with our things? 70 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,946 - No, not ours, no. 71 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:02,416 They put our stuff right on the lawn. 72 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,254 - Strangers picking through precious pieces we owned! 73 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,489 - I know, and judging us, 74 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,558 like we're judging this poor woman. 75 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:11,825 - Well, except they'd have been saying, 76 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,395 "what great taste they had!" 77 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,664 - I wonder who got my golf clubs. 78 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,333 Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind? 79 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,402 - They were custom made. 80 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,805 - So was my Galapagonian tortoiseshell foot bath. 81 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,340 And now some lonely hoarder 82 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,576 is letting his cats poop in it. 83 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:32,880 - Well, they were just things, Moira, just things. 84 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,683 - Yeah, designer, one-of-a-kind things. 85 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:39,920 - Yeah, sleek, oak-trimmed, leather interior, 86 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:43,391 German-engineered things. - Oh! 87 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:46,327 Shopping used to cheer me up. 88 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,696 Big bulbs is not doing it for me. 89 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,366 (Knock on door) 90 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,405 - (Groans) Oh God. 91 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:00,007 - Roland! - Sure, I'll come in, but just for a second. 92 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,975 BOTH: Ahem! 93 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,412 - Huh! - (Laughs) 94 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:07,381 - Can I help you with something? 95 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,450 - Well um, here's the deal: 96 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,719 Uh, I was thinking this morning, 97 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,287 And I don't wanna tell you where I was thinking, 98 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,888 but it was a small room in my house, 99 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,390 and I was sitting down-- - Okay. 100 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,858 - And I was thinking to myself, 101 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:22,630 who can I trust to help me pick out a woman's blouse? 102 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,934 And you know whose name came to mind? 103 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,869 - I don't-I don't know, Rachel Zoe? 104 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,904 - Yours! 105 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,273 - I don't know how to take that. 106 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,709 - It's for Jocelyn. - Mm! 107 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,411 - And you know, I would do it myself, 108 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,380 it's just that you know, shopping, 109 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,415 I mean, you go in, you get-- 110 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,317 you know, look at the stuff on the racks, 111 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,853 - Uh huh... - and you pick out, you know, the colour that you like, 112 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,489 and then you try it on and make sure it fits you, 113 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,391 - Right. - and then you buy it and you-- 114 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,493 - You're just describing what shopping is. 115 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,895 - Yes, and normally I'm fine with that, 116 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,732 it's just I'm looking for something a little fancy here. 117 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:02,403 A little um, stylish. A little elegant. 118 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,804 - Ah... - You know? 119 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,674 And who knows elegance better than you, pal? 120 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:10,077 I mean, you're the only elegant guy I know! 121 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:13,881 - So you're looking for me to style Jocelyn? 122 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:17,317 - Well actually, this is supposed to be a surprise. 123 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,553 So I was kinda thinking that maybe um, 124 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,090 you and me could just go out and do a little uh, 125 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,693 shopping together on the down low. 126 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,664 - Y-Yeah... Yeah, that um... 127 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,435 No, we could to that, we could do that at some point. 128 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,069 - Oh, great! - Yeah. Yeah. 129 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,838 - Good, that's terrific. 130 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,041 So then, whenever's good for you. 131 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,343 - Okay, great. 132 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,683 So you wanna-so you wanna go now? 133 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,052 - It's a little time sensitive, that's the only thing. 134 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,721 - Yeah, okay, well, I take it you have measurements, 135 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,023 and a mood board, then? 136 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,091 - The whole purpose of having a bike 137 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,461 might be to actually ride the bike. 138 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,396 - Yeah, I'm just not wearing the right outfit. 139 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,597 - It's a five minute ride. 140 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,733 - Yeah, so by the time we get on, 141 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,602 and then we get off, it's almost not worth it. 142 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,438 - Do you not like the bike? 143 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:13,741 - No, I love it! It's just that, um, 144 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,577 there are so many drunk drivers around here. 145 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,378 - It's 10:00am. 146 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,414 - Mutt, you tell that to an alcoholic! 147 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,749 - Is it the colour? Because I mean, 148 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,717 it's totally fixable! - Okay, fine. 149 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,653 I don't know how to ride a bike. 150 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:29,557 - What? - I said, I don't know how to ride a bike! 151 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,659 (Groans) Ugh! 152 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,503 - Moira, look at these cufflinks. 153 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,538 - Oh John, 154 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,607 We're better off stealing cutlery from the cafe! 155 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,742 - No, these look like sterling. 156 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,511 I'm gonna bid on these. 157 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,112 - Hey there, Roses! 158 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,647 - Oh, hi. - Oh hey, Jocelyn. 159 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,148 - Look at you two bargain hunters. 160 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,784 You finding anything yet? 161 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,786 - Mm, nothing you couldn't see fall out of a common 162 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,621 Christmas cracker! 163 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,756 - I think half the fun is panning for nuggets 164 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:07,194 at these things. - Ooh, look at that mattress! 165 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,697 - Well, there you go, what a find. 166 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,132 - Poor dear, enchanted by a death bed. 167 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,768 - This is a brand new mattress, it's still in the plastic! 168 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,637 - What?! - Yeah! 169 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:19,507 And it's memory foam! This must've cost a fortune! 170 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,775 - Well, you're just gonna have to bid on it. 171 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,111 - John, why didn't you see that mattress first?! 172 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,547 That's something we could actually use! 173 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,149 - I'll use the cufflinks! - What size is it? 174 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,653 - Oh I don't know, it's at least a queen. 175 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,922 - Well, that's too big to get home. 176 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,658 - No, we got the truck. - But awkward, Jocelyn, 177 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,460 and awkward with those tiny doorways of yours. 178 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,795 - Johnny, help me cover it up. 179 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,731 I don't want other people to see it. 180 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,799 (Jocelyn grunts with effort) 181 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,770 - Now, we need a top, and we need a bottom. 182 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,138 Like a skirt, something like that, 183 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,641 which I know you're familiar with 'cause you're wearing one. 184 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,543 - Okay, these are pants that just so happen to have 185 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,746 a pant fabric over the front and back-- okay. 186 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,549 - Yeah, it's a skirt. Um, what about this? 187 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,950 It seems durable, yes? 188 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,520 - Yeah um, in fashion, durable and elegant 189 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,655 rarely go hand in hand. 190 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:10,524 so I'd put that- put that back. 191 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,492 - Okay, so not that. 192 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,628 - What about this? 193 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,831 Jocelyn seems to like loud floral prints. 194 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:21,769 - Yeah, the thing is, um, this is kind of a special... 195 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,838 kind of blouse. - Uh-huh. 196 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,574 - Have you ever seen "The Devil Wears Prada?" 197 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,009 - Obviously! - Okay, well, 198 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,812 Meryl Streep plays this kind of powerful, sexy fashion woman-- 199 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,247 - Yep, I've seen it! - Okay, anyway, 200 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,584 Jocelyn and I like to have a little fun with that idea, 201 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,185 if you know what I mean. 202 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,953 She plays Meryl, and I play the nervous 203 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,923 but ambitious intern who's new to the city. 204 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,727 - Oh, so you're the-- 205 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,597 So you-you're the Anne Hathaway in that situation? 206 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,799 - I don't know who that is. 207 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,067 Well, that's more than enough information for me to go on. 208 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,871 ALEXIS: You're judging me! MUTT: I'm not! 209 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,840 It's just riding a bike is a pretty basic skill. 210 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,009 - Mm, is it though? 211 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,311 - I think that most kids learn how to ride a bike! 212 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,680 - Yeah well, most kids also get head lice. 213 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,816 I'm sorry if the opportunity never presented itself. 214 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,818 - Oh what, there was no gap year in Belgium? 215 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,020 (With a French accent) No Tour de France boyfriend? 216 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,924 - Yeah, but I never had to ride the bike! 217 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,893 And David was such a little drama queen 218 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,929 when my parents tried teaching him, 219 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,297 that they threw all the bikes into this big bonfire 220 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,134 up in the Hamptons, and we never talked about it again. 221 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,703 - Oh. 222 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,939 - Anyway, I have lots of skills that you don't have. 223 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,674 - I am sure that you do. 224 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,242 - Like, have you ever had to negotiate in Arabic? 225 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,044 It is very difficult. - I believe you. 226 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,212 - And try getting into "Kiss Kiss" in Tokyo 227 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,781 without a lock of human hair. 228 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,616 - Now, you see, if you can do all that, 229 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,818 I'm pretty sure that you can learn to ride a bike. 230 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,687 - (Laughs) 231 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,223 - Alexis? 232 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,728 - Sorry, I was just thinking about this crazy night 233 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,930 at "Kiss Kiss." 234 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,668 (Laughs) 235 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,240 - Well, this might be the closest we're gonna get to Meryl. 236 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,310 You know, if she got fired from her job at the magazine, 237 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,880 and started walking the streets. 238 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,248 - Oh, that's a good one! We haven't tried that one yet. 239 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,718 - Yeah, I wouldn't. - No, it's a good idea. 240 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,720 WENDY: Missing Peter Pan? 241 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,190 - I'm sorry? 242 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,293 - Well, because I see a couple of "Lost Boys." 243 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,929 (Chuckles) 244 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:33,767 Hi, I'm Wendy. Are we shopping for a mother, a girlfriend? 245 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,302 - Actually, my wife. - Oh! 246 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,804 - Yeah, we've got it under control though, 247 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,171 so thank you so much. 248 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,273 - Oh well, very well, then. 249 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,043 If you need me, I'll be right here. 250 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,813 I know how hard it can be for two men 251 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,315 in a women's clothing store. 252 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,017 Well, I'm actually in really good hands, 253 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:53,153 because this man has a woman's touch. 254 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,822 - I don't-I don't know what that means. 255 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,394 - Okay, so we're gonna take these pieces. 256 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:06,199 - Oh well, I have to ask, is this for a funeral? 257 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,136 Because we do offer bereavement discounts. 258 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,204 - No, why would you think that? 259 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:14,775 - Well, just very somber, serious pieces. 260 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,076 - Well, we don't want that! 261 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,111 - Well, they're not-- - If you're willing, 262 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,848 I have a few new pieces that just came in, 263 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,349 I'd love for you to see them. 264 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,284 - I just don't know if we need to be adding any more options to the mix. 265 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,418 - Well, if she's offering, what's the problem? 266 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,989 - Everything in here is like one big, tacky blouse. 267 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,458 - Oh, come on, that's silly. 268 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:35,228 - Now, I know you men like to play it safe, 269 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,999 but I just thought, why not shake it up? 270 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,769 - Ugh! - Oh, I like these! 271 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,871 - Um... - Hmm? Mhmm! 272 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,306 - Are they durable? - Oh well, 273 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,109 durability a given here at the "Blouse Barn." 274 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,911 And if you're asking my opinion... 275 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,946 - Are we, though? 276 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,083 - It's between these two. 277 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:59,452 - Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!" 278 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,055 - I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home. 279 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,024 - Hell, we've played every Streep movie. 280 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,993 - Oh, okay. - Um... 281 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,129 Would you describe either of those as "quick release?" 282 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,965 - Funnily enough, both have snaps. 283 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,967 - Oh, great! 284 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,236 Well, then I guess I um... 285 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,973 Well... 286 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,209 Uh, which one do you like? 287 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,915 - I don't know, it's such a tough choice. 288 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,316 - Oh, you're tellin' me! 289 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,184 - It's just that I'm finding both of these options 290 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,453 to be a little um... - What? 291 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,056 - Well, I don't know, we've just spent so much time 292 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:40,027 and energy finding the few pieces that aren't um... 293 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,295 Uh... - What?! 294 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,531 - I'm trying to find the word to describe what I-- 295 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,433 - Oh! Flirty? Sassy? 296 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:50,070 - Skanky! I think the clothes are a bit skanky. 297 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,806 - Hmm. 298 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,508 - Well! Skanky. 299 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,879 - We'll um, take the funereal skirt then, 300 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,915 and the skanky blouse. 301 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,252 RAY: And sold! (Gavel bangs) 302 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,055 To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars! 303 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,556 Which uh, I hope you can afford. 304 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,558 You know, considering your financial situation. 305 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,526 - Yeah, I get it Ray, I get it. I get it. 306 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,463 I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please. 307 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,565 RAY: And now, moving on to bedroom items. 308 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,869 First we'll have a brand new queen sized 309 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,404 memory foam mattress. 310 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,439 We'll start the bidding on the bed at $50 dollars. 311 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,109 We have $50! 312 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,178 - $60! - Moira. 313 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,280 - Ssh! - Ooh, I smell a bidding war! 314 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,148 Do we have $70? - $70! 315 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,150 - $70! Do I have $75? 316 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,486 - $75! - Moira, what are you doing? 317 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,254 - We are currently sleeping on a rectangular collection 318 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,956 of knives and barbed wire, John. 319 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,524 - $75, do we have $80? 320 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,126 - $80! - $80! 321 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,294 - $90! - Moira, we can't afford this! 322 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,197 - You got the cufflinks! - For $15 dollars! 323 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,032 - $90! Do we have $100? - $100! 324 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,834 - $100! - You just bid against yourself! 325 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,103 RAY: Do I hear $105? 326 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,171 - Do you remember what we used to sleep on? Texas Kings! 327 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,608 - $130! - Wow, $130! Do I hear $135? 328 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,276 - $140! - $150! 329 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,178 - $160! - Moira, I'm begging you! 330 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,314 - Oh, she has a decent bed, John, 331 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,381 she's just being greedy! - $165, anyone? 332 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,617 - $170! - You did it again! 333 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,252 - I know what I'm doing! - $170! $180? 334 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,221 - Ray, I think we're done here! - $180! 335 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,957 - $180! Do I hear $190? 336 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,092 - One-nine... Two hundred! 337 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,361 - $200! Wow, Mrs. Rose. 338 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,131 You're really going for it, which is surprising-- 339 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,234 - Yeah, Ray, you know what, that was just a joke bid, so. 340 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,868 - Oh, I understand. 341 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,104 Unfortunately that joke bid is currently our highest 342 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,505 at $200 dollars! 343 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,409 Going once, going twice, - Two hundred and one! 344 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,512 - $201 going once, going twice, - Don't! 345 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,451 - Sold, to Jocelyn Schitt, for $201 dollars. 346 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,256 (Truck rumbles) 347 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,527 - Well, thank you for this delightful trip. 348 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,196 - You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that uh, 349 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,564 you're a little upset. 350 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,366 - What would give you that impression? 351 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,468 - Well, I first noticed it when Heart came on, 352 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,637 and nobody was taking the high parts. 353 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,340 - Oh my God! - Look you should feel good about yourself! 354 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,642 Come on, you made some great choices today. 355 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,345 - Nothing we bought today came anywhere close 356 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,446 to something Meryl Streep would wear 357 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,348 in "The Devil Wears Prada," nothing! 358 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,617 - Oh jeez, you are so touchy! 359 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,920 God, you're like a- a fancy dinner plate 360 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:25,358 that you don't wanna nudge off the edge of the table. 361 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,127 - Okay, I don't know what that means. 362 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,396 Um listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now, 363 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,131 but I do have one thing. 364 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,301 - Self-respect? - No, taste. 365 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,503 And when that is not appreciated, 366 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:41,208 or worse, publicly undermined, publicly... 367 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,443 uh yeah, I might get a little upset. 368 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,278 - Look, David- David! 369 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,514 (Sighs) Listen. 370 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,317 If I wasn't so easily swayed by powerful women 371 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,420 in a retail environment, I would've been there for you. 372 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,324 Okay, because I honestly believe that really do 373 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,592 have a very, very sharp eye. 374 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,198 - Thank you, that's nice of you to say. 375 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,134 - Trust me, when Joc sees this blouse, 376 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,501 I'm gonna make sure she knows you're the one 377 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,237 that picked it out. - I didn't pick that blouse. 378 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,504 - I know, but I'm gonna tell her you did. 379 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,672 - Okay, thanks so much. 380 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,341 (Truck rumbles) 381 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,747 (Rattles) 382 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,283 - This is ridiculous! - This is how you learn. 383 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,651 - Everyone is looking at me, Mutt! 384 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,253 - No one is looking at you! 385 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,189 - Ugh! - Is everything okay? 386 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,658 People were saying that a girl was struggling with her bike. 387 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,726 I kinda just assumed it was a toddler. 388 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,163 - No, I am a grown adult young woman. 389 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,297 - Okay, this is how my dad taught me, 390 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,300 and this is how I'm teaching you! 391 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,702 - I'm glad I knew how to ride a bike when we dated. 392 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,737 - Yeah, I don't really trust your dad in terms of like, 393 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,107 "teachable moments." 394 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,476 TWYLA: You know, one of my mom's boyfriends had a really great trick. 395 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,444 He used to say, "One foot on the ground, 396 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,347 one foot on the pedal, now get the hell outta here!" 397 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,183 - Hey, that's fun, I like that, let's try that. 398 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,017 - Okay fine, I'm just saying, 399 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,286 if it's something you never did before-- 400 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,621 - There you go! - Okay, wait! 401 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,158 - Are you coming, or do I just keep like, driving straight? 402 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,127 - I didn't teach you how to brake yet! 403 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,429 - Get the hell outta here, you dumb broad! 404 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,065 (Chuckles) That was another thing he used to say. 405 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,472 (Knocks) 406 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,214 - Hey. - Roland! 407 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:30,049 - Johnny, um, do you have a minute? 408 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,252 - Yeah. - Come here. 409 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,455 - What's going on? 410 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,657 - Well, Johnny, I'm about to make you 411 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,827 the most popular guy in Room 6. 412 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,762 - Is this the mattress? 413 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,831 - Okay, yeah, I've got a big heart, 414 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,366 all right, don't spread it around. 415 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:50,137 I talked Jocelyn into letting you have it. 416 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,305 - You're giving us the mattress? 417 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,409 - Well, practically, it's yours for $200 bucks. 418 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,511 - That's a dollar less than you paid for it! 419 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,813 - Johnny, it's barely out of the plastic. 420 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,082 - We can't afford it. 421 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,853 - Oh I see, you're the master negotiator at work here, huh? 422 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,756 Okay, um, $195. 423 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,758 - We can't afford it! 424 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,426 - Okay, hardball, huh? I'll play. 425 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,495 Um, $182.50. 426 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,366 - All right, bye, Roland. - Fifty bucks. 427 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,201 - Fifty? 428 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,504 - Look, I'll level with you, okay? 429 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,307 Um, we tried it out as soon as Jocelyn brought it home. 430 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,878 - You tried it out? 431 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,713 - Yeah, not enough bounce for the bumps, 432 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,415 if you know what I mean. - Hmm. 433 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,384 - But given your advanced years, 434 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,220 it might just be the thing for you and Moira. 435 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,689 - Yeah well, we're not that old... 436 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,558 But $50? 437 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,729 (Crickets chirp) 438 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,331 MOIRA: Kudos to you, Mr. Rose. 439 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,300 I can't believe I'm saying this, 440 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,368 but I'm so comfortable! 441 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,138 - Well, only the best for you, my dear. 442 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,242 - Yet they didn't want it? 443 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,245 - Oh, I think they just felt sorry for us. 444 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,480 - Well, that seems strange, John. 445 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,517 Especially since Jocelyn paid over $200 for it. 446 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,852 - You know what I think, I think they tried it out, 447 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,288 and uh, it just didn't work for them. 448 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,295 - And by tried it out, you mean... 449 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,467 - I mean they... tried it out. 450 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,238 - Eww! Oh God! No! Oh! Oh! 451 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,309 Oh God, that's memory foam, John! 452 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,611 - Oh Moira, we've stayed at Kennedy compound, 453 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,380 - Oh! - This can't be any worse than that! 454 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,748 - The Kennedys aren't Roland! 455 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,551 The Kennedys have regular medicals, daily laundering! 456 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,586 - This has gotta be better than the motel mattress 457 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,590 we were using, I mean, who knows who tried that out! 458 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,592 - Is that supposed to be helping me?! 459 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,962 - Moira, this is a $50 dollar gift from heaven. 460 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,231 I mean, look, hey! 461 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,834 I don't feel any springs, no nails, no bolts! 462 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,537 It's comfy, come to bed. 463 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,373 - Tomorrow we get a mattress cover. 464 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,409 - Yes, yes, that's the spirit. 465 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,378 - Oh... 466 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,647 Oh! - Mm! 467 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,286 Ahh... 468 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,956 Seriously, don't think about it. 469 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,493 ALEXIS: Okay, so you have to keep it upright. 470 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,694 - I don't even wanna do this! 471 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,396 - David, you're gonna feel so good, trust me. 472 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,730 - Oh my God, you know that I have bad 473 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,231 foot-eye coordination, you didn't have to wear 474 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,533 corrective leg braces for three months. 475 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,902 - You can't blame everything on having been pigeon-toed, David. 476 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,937 - Oh my God! JOHNNY: Kids, your mother and I are gonna-- 477 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,273 Oh my God, David, what are you doing?! 478 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,241 - I'm teaching him how to ride a bike! 479 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,611 - Oh please don't, you know I can't stand the sight of blood. 480 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,579 - Seriously, son, you're gonna hurt yourself! 481 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,448 - David, it is one foot on the pedal, 482 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,383 and one foot on the ground, and then get the hell out of here! 483 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,484 Okay? - I don't know what that means. 484 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,286 - Okay, I'm gonna hold the back. 485 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,421 - Aah! - He's coming, come on, come on! 486 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,689 - Oh, okay- aah! Aah! Aah! 487 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,991 ALEXIS: David, the pedals make it move more! 488 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,661 - John, he's doing it! - You're doing it, son! 489 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,634 - Oh my God. 490 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,403 - Yay! (Clapping) - Woo hoo hoo! 491 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,938 - Hey, someone get my camera! 492 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,274 DAVID: Nobody get a camera! STEVIE: David! Over here! 493 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,576 (Camera clicks)