1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:04,372 (Birds chirp) 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,440 - Good Morning! - Hey, Twyla. 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:09,110 - I hear congratulations are in order, Mrs. Rose. 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:12,246 - Thank you, dear, for what? 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,681 - Oh, should I not say anything yet? 6 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,117 - Well, you could say something, think of it as a clue. 7 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,186 - Not say something about what? 8 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,088 - Your wife's big announcement. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,423 - Again dear, clue! 10 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,393 - You running for town council! - What, excuse me? 11 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,295 - You're running for town council? 12 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,197 - No, I'm not running for town council. 13 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,565 - Oh, I must've misheard. 14 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,734 Everyone was talking about you standing up to council 15 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,637 last week, so I just assumed 16 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,373 - Never assume, dear, It makes an ass out of both of us. 17 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,475 - It's not that absurd an idea, Moira. 18 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,844 You know, being on town council might give you an outlet 19 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,314 to channel all that... 20 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:48,449 "passion" you have for this town. 21 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,085 - I'd sooner poke my eyes out with hat pins. 22 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,553 - Well, that's subtle. 23 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,356 - Well, I think you would make a great councilor. 24 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,125 - Well, the right person might be able to get 25 00:00:57,158 --> 00:01:00,094 a lot done around here. 26 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:03,364 - The right person, John, wouldn't be caught dead in this... 27 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,100 they'd be running somewhere a little more... 28 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:08,702 - What? - Moira... 29 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,739 - Okay, maybe I should say somewhere less... 30 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,541 - Less what? - What's the word I'm trying to think of? 31 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,309 - Well, let's hope we don't find it, okay? 32 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:18,646 Are we ready to order, councilor? 33 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,747 - You go ahead. 34 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:25,519 * 35 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,359 DAVID: Have you seen my black shoe? 36 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,194 It's a lace up, probably lost in the sea 37 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,795 of your dirty clothes? 38 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,231 - No. - Ugh! 39 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,501 What is going on here?! 40 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,337 Why are your clothes crammed under my bed? 41 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,672 - It's just temporary storage, David. 42 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,843 - Look at your things. 43 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,246 Look at your life! 44 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,847 - I have been distracted! 45 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,617 - Why is this wet? Ewww! 46 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,187 - Because I kicked over a glass of water 47 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,288 that you left on the floor. 48 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,790 - I wasn't drinking water. 49 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:05,193 - Okay, so maybe it was mine, what difference does it make? 50 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,228 Ugh! - Oh my God! 51 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,297 - Ugh! Anyway, I need the room tonight, 52 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,498 because I'm having a friend over. 53 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,867 - What friend? 54 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:17,205 - Um Twyla, we're gonna have a fun little sleepover. 55 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,507 - Mhmm... You and Twyla? 56 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,576 - Yeah, we're gonna do face masks, 57 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,777 and we're gonna talk about boys that we both know, 58 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,579 and have dated. 59 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:28,249 - Um, have you spent more than five minutes 60 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,583 with the girl, one on one? 61 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:32,286 She could be a serial killer. 62 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,456 - Twy and I have tea together like, every day, David. 63 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,959 - That she serves you at the cafe. 64 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,561 - Because we're friends. 65 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,699 - Oh... right. 66 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:49,603 Um, so then where is Twyla going to sleep tonight? 67 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,673 - Because I'd say she could stay under my bed, 68 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,974 but your disgusting clothes are all stuffed under there, 69 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,245 So... just wondering, 70 00:02:57,278 --> 00:03:00,381 where she'd... sleep! 71 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,550 - Stop doing that with your face! - Hmm. 72 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,554 (Dog barking) 73 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,362 - Bob, now that Ray's stepped down from council, 74 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,764 I gather his seat is up for grabs? 75 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,567 - "His seat is up for grabs?" (Chuckles) 76 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,335 I could say something pretty inappropriate right now. 77 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,537 - Well, I'm hoping you don't. 78 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,773 - No, but I could, that's a real set up. 79 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,309 - Yeah, yeah, but I was thinking, if his seat 80 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,711 - There you go again! 81 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,714 - could be filled by someone with real experience... 82 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,016 - Uh-huh. - You see, I played a significant role 83 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,252 in Gerald Caine's campaign. 84 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,853 - Who's that? - Well, he won a seat in the legislature, 85 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,823 and now he's a senator. 86 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,292 - Yeah well, town council might be small potatoes 87 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,993 for a guy like that. 88 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,995 - Well, not him, Bob. Me! 89 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,631 I'm talking about me. 90 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,866 See, I've worked on a number of campaigns, 91 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,769 and I was president of the Video Retailers Association. 92 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,838 - Sure, and uh... 93 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,341 it might be a nice change of pace from banging your head 94 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,709 against the wall here every day. 95 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,344 - Well, I'm not banging my head against the wall, 96 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,778 but if I were to run, 97 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,348 I'd need support from people like you. 98 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,616 - Boy uh, so if you got this, 99 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,287 that would mean we'd work together here at the garage, 100 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:16,357 and on council? 101 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,692 If I didn't know any better, 102 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:21,529 I might think you had a crush on me! (Chuckles) 103 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,731 - Well, that's that's funny. 104 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,399 - I'm only teasing. - Yeah, I know, I know. 105 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,001 - I don't mean to embarrass you. 106 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,671 - I'm not embarrassed! - You have no reason to be embarrassed. 107 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,573 You're a happily married man. - Oh my. 108 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,875 - And so am I! - Okay, gotta go, Bob. 109 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,579 (Music plays softly) 110 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,754 - Hey Twy, come sit! 111 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,922 - Oh, I'd love to, it's just I have a lot of tables right now. 112 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,360 - Okay, well um, maybe we can hang out after? 113 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,727 I was thinking we could have a little ladies' night 114 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,563 at my place. 115 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,065 - Just the two of us? - Yeah! 116 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,568 Come by around eight. 117 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,371 - I'm working tonight, but maybe this weekend? 118 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,506 Or are you with Mutt on weekends? 119 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,940 - Um no, because we broke up so... 120 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,679 - I'm sorry to hear that. 121 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,747 Although, part of me is a little relieved. 122 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,349 Since you did tell me to break up with him, 123 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,785 and then you dated him... 124 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,687 - That's so sweet of you, but I'm gonna be fine. 125 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,623 So how late do you have to work tonight? 126 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,425 - Um, until people leave, I guess. 127 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,694 - And when do people leave? 128 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,497 - I don't know, after people clear out. 129 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,898 - Okay, well when everybody clears out, 130 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,767 you can just pop by. 131 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:37,638 - You know, when I broke up with Mutt, 132 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,073 I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild, 133 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:43,110 and regroup, and I just, I think it's so important. 134 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,512 - Yeah, and I'm doing the same kind of thing right now. 135 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,746 'Cause it's so important. 136 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:50,918 - All right, good. 137 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,020 Because you know what they say, if you can't be by yourself, 138 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,523 then you probably shouldn't be in a relationship. 139 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,957 - Mmhmm, I totally get that. 140 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,464 But call me if you happen to get off work early. 141 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,998 Twy? Call me if you get off work early! 142 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:10,137 (Footsteps thud lightly, Birds chirp) 143 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,806 - All right. (Laughs) 144 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,642 I know. I know! 145 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,910 - Hey, Roland. - Uh-huh. 146 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,713 All right, so one o'clock, then? All right, terrific. 147 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,049 Yeah, no, I look forward to catching up. 148 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,184 Great, yep, you too. Okay, all right. 149 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,488 Buh-bye! Sorry, Johnny. 150 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,890 I just had to reschedule my colonoscopy. 151 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:33,661 - Oh. Well, I just stopped by to pick up 152 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,597 a nomination form for town council. 153 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,800 - You know, I gotta hand it to you. 154 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,803 It takes a brave man to face defeat yet again, 155 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,172 when his ego is so battered and bruised. 156 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,575 - Well, I don't plan on losing, 157 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,610 but thank you for the vote of confidence. 158 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,211 - Johnny, nobody plans on losing. 159 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,981 But with all due respect, 160 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,950 this is a kind of a different playing field for you. 161 00:06:56,984 --> 00:07:00,488 - Roland, I ran the second largest retail video chain 162 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,590 in North America, so... 163 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,824 - Well, that's good to hear, 164 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,859 so you're used to coming in second, huh? 165 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,995 - Could I get a nomination form, please?! 166 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,698 - Look I'm just trying to help you out here, okay? 167 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,700 I've been in politics for 18 years, 168 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,167 and let me tell you something, pal, 169 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,603 it ain't a cakewalk, okay?! Say goodbye to your privacy. 170 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,771 You walk into a restaurant, 171 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,673 everybody's gonna know who you are! 172 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:20,774 - Well, everyone knows everyone here, 173 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,843 because there's only one restaurant. 174 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,512 - I mean, just taking your boy for ice cream cone 175 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,647 can turn into a media circus. 176 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,649 - Well, your son is 30, and you never see him. 177 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,084 Could I get a form, Roland? Please? 178 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,821 - You know what? 179 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,490 I'll do you one better, I'll give you the form, 180 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,725 und your first signature. 181 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,763 - Oh, wow. - There you go, how 'bout that? 182 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,231 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 183 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,066 - You signed under "Date." 184 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,234 - Yeah, like that's going to make a difference. 185 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,504 Okay. 186 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,872 - Rrrrrr! Come're, you! I'm thirsty! 187 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,146 - Exciting afternoon? 188 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,182 - Thrilling, can't you tell? - What are you doing tonight? 189 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,685 - Uh, I'm busy. - With what? 190 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,887 - I'm going out. - With who? 191 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,522 - Does it matter? - Where are you going? 192 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,124 - None of your business! 193 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,192 - Are you seeing someone? 194 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,930 - Not exactly. 195 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,966 - Okay, you're sounding very sketchy right now. 196 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,668 - I'm going to a bar to meet someone. 197 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,902 - Who?! - I don't know yet. 198 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,240 - Ohh... So she's going to a bar to get laid, then. 199 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,843 I see... - Uh no, 200 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,879 she is going to a bar to have her needs met 201 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,748 by some lovely gentleman she's yet to meet, 202 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,817 who is cute enough to sleep with, 203 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,152 but not nearly mature or stable enough to marry. 204 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,555 - I want that. 205 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,924 - Well, you can't come. 206 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,125 'Cause everyone will think we're together. 207 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,128 - Okay, I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit. 208 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,230 - I was being generous. 209 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,765 - No, We're gonna be each other's wing people tonight. 210 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,266 Um now, how diverse is the clientele 211 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,705 at this local drinkery? 212 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,273 - I would say very diverse. 213 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,776 - I can't remember what life was like before dating apps. 214 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,845 I'm both excited and terrified for tonight. 215 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,980 - I don't think I ever said you could come. 216 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,882 - Okay, so what time, though? And is there a dress code? 217 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,283 'Cause I just want to come prepared. 218 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,352 (Slams door) 219 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,187 So that I can meet somebody. 220 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,189 (Makes popping sound) 221 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,159 I'm in Room 7 in case you need me. 222 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,729 See you later. 223 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:22,963 This is gonna be so fun for us. 224 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,336 - You know, it's uh... 225 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,239 It's a funny thing, 226 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,675 there seems to be a rumour going around about me. 227 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,910 - I heard that one, 228 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,111 it's only because you converse with women easily, 229 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,813 and you dress so well. 230 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,349 I wouldn't give it another thought. 231 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,853 - What? - I'm sorry, which rumour are you talking about? 232 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,622 - The one about me running for council. 233 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,791 - No, that was about me, John. 234 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,960 You were with me when Twyla said that. 235 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,795 If this continues, I'll have to call a neurologist. 236 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,030 - No, this is another rumour, Moira. 237 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,701 A rumour about me running for council. 238 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,870 - From whom did you hear this one? 239 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,772 - Well, I-I don't know where it started, 240 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,940 but the gist of it is I'd be a shoo-in, 241 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,076 and could really get things done. 242 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,744 - Well, there's no question about it. 243 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,045 You'd be a godsend to council. 244 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,648 - Well, thank you sweetheart, I agree. 245 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,883 - But they'll never know about it, 246 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,317 because you have much bigger plans. 247 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,820 - Yes, I know, well... 248 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,354 - I see you go into the office every day, pistons firing, 249 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,957 you are full of ideas, 250 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,126 and you haven't told me what they are yet, 251 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,295 but I have every confidence that they are brilliant. 252 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:32,299 - Yeah, yeah... Well, who says I can't do both? 253 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,102 Moira, being on council could leverage our position 254 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,305 considerably in this town. - It's not worth it. 255 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,141 You saw me struggle to get those modest planters for the motel. 256 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,343 Trying to council to focus on the simplest thing 257 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,779 is like wrangling monkeys! 258 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,781 - Well, I can wrangle monkeys. 259 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,983 It's called running a business. 260 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,185 - Yes, you could, but you'd be wasting your talents on these people. 261 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,054 - Yeah well, that goes without saying. 262 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,923 Listen, I know it's a giant step down 263 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,825 from anything I've done in the past, but 264 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,427 - Exactly, it's beneath you. 265 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,196 - Well, I just... 266 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,866 worry that the people who were spreading this rumour 267 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,868 might be a little disappointed, that's all. 268 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,302 - Well, you can't worry about them. 269 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,403 (Kiss) 270 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:18,912 (Birds chirp) 271 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,349 - Hey! - Hey. 272 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,055 (Sighs contentedly) 273 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,027 - Are you waiting for someone? 274 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,097 - No, I'm just taking some "me time." 275 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,298 - Oh, okay... 276 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,470 I hope I'm not getting in the way of that. 277 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,005 - No, no, you're good. 278 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,980 So, Stevie... 279 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,415 you're a strong woman who's alone a lot. 280 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,484 Like, I know you dated David, 281 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,987 but everyone's allowed a mistake, am I right? 282 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,488 - You sound like my conscience. 283 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,858 - Is it hard for you? 284 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,994 - Uh, is what hard for me? 285 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,163 - Like, being by yourself here? 286 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,766 Like, you're just totally okay to sit here all day by yourself? 287 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,234 - That's why I took the job. 288 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,004 - Mmhm. Okay. 289 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,139 And while you're here, by yourself, 290 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,209 you never get this almost uncontrollable urge 291 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,845 to talk to people, or be complimented, or... 292 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,447 - I know everyone in this town, 293 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,184 so for the most part, I would rather be here by myself 294 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,886 than engage in meaningless conversation 295 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,421 with people I don't care about. 296 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,123 - Totally. 297 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:42,129 Mmhm... And why is that? 298 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,564 - Because I enjoy my own company more. 299 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,167 - Of course. Of course. 300 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,268 Okay. 301 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,273 JOCELYN: Can I have everyone's attention, please? 302 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,810 If I could just- okay. Thanks, Jazzagals. 303 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,846 I just wanted to grab your ear for just a second, 304 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,281 to make a quick announcement. 305 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:05,185 I will not be at rehearsals for the next two weeks, because... 306 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,820 I have decided to throw my hat in the ring, 307 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,455 and run for council! 308 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,857 JAZZAGALS: (Gasps) Oh, Jocelyn! That's great! Oh my gosh! 309 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:13,060 (Applause) That's amazing! 310 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,262 - I'm currently running unopposed. 311 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,398 So that kinda takes away the excitement of winning, 312 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,869 you know, but still, I think it's gonna be a real hoot. 313 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,569 JAZZAGALS: That's so fun! Congratulations! Good going! Good for you! 314 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,204 - Thank you. 315 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,573 JAZZAGALS: That's awesome! That's great! 316 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:30,277 - So Jocelyn, good for you. Taking on a new little project. 317 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,245 - Thanks I'm really looking forward to it. 318 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,281 - You know what's funny, just this morning, 319 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,449 Twyla asked me if I was running for council. 320 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,252 - That is funny. 321 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,487 I mean, unless you're thinking of running. 322 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,890 - Mm, no. No, no. 323 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,191 Can you imagine? - No! (Laughs) 324 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,096 I mean, just because you've spent all your time 325 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,431 trying to sell the town and get outta here, so. 326 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,267 - Twyla dear, what was it this morning that made you say 327 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,204 I would make such a great councilwoman? 328 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,908 - Oh, I just heard you were running. 329 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,210 - Are you? - No! - I... 330 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,346 - She's not interested in politics! 331 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,182 - Although I can see why someone might think that. 332 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,418 I certainly know how to command a crowd, 333 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,487 and I've never been one to shy away from a good fight. 334 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:18,125 - I don't think it's such a bad idea for someone else to run. 335 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,228 A little healthy competition never hurt anyone. 336 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,264 - Yeah, a real election race could be fun! 337 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,466 - Absolutely, I mean, I wouldn't want anyone 338 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,001 to think that I was just stepping into this, 339 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,038 you know, because of Roland. 340 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,140 Yeah, I mean, if any of you townies 341 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,241 wanna put your name on the ballot, 342 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,443 I think that's just a great idea. 343 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,245 - That's the spirit. 344 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:42,015 If Jocelyn can do it, anyone can. 345 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,084 - Yeah. - Yeah. Places! Don't you think? 346 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,322 - Hmm... On a scale of one 347 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,058 to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, 348 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,926 where do we see this look fall? 349 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,996 - Um like, easy six. 350 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,398 - Okay. - Where are you going? 351 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,034 - I am going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town. 352 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,303 - And nobody invited me?! 353 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,704 You know how at home I am at sketchy bars! 354 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,306 Who are you going with? 355 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,608 - With Stevie, we're gonna meet some randoms. 356 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,578 So um, when I go missing, 357 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,947 just feel free to tell people that the last place I was seen 358 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,149 was at a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town meeting randoms. 359 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,585 - Okay well, this isn't fair, David. 360 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,187 I'm the one who should be at a sketchy bar meeting randoms. 361 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,255 I'm the one who should go missing! 362 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,958 - Well then, come! - (Sighs) I can't. 363 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,559 - Why? - Well, for one thing, 364 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,328 this mask doesn't come off for another twenty minutes. 365 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,431 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 366 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,967 And... second, I told myself that I would enjoy 367 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,370 my own company tonight. 368 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,472 - Okay um, well, we're going to a bar, 369 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,308 and you're on the rebound, so text me when you're dressed. 370 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,675 - I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. 371 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,245 Have fun, though. 372 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,180 Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair 373 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,581 with your hands duct taped together, 374 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,350 you can snap the duct tape 375 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,319 by just raising your hands over your head, 376 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,187 and then bringing them down really hard. 377 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:58,125 - Thanks. Um... see you there? 378 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,327 - I'm not coming. - (Scoffs) 379 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,461 (Door slams) 380 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,500 - I'm not coming. 381 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,668 (Sighs) 382 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,476 - Hi, Moira. How was rehearsal? 383 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,345 - It was quite an afternoon. Oh John, thank you. 384 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,414 - Listen, I just wanted to thank you 385 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,051 for what you said this morning. - And what's that? 386 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,454 - When we had our little talk about me running for council. 387 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,556 I have to admit I'd given it a little more thought 388 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,723 than I'd let on. 389 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,293 - Oh? - Yes. 390 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328 I actually picked up a nomination form. 391 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,498 - Really? John, I didn't realize. 392 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,567 - No, no, no, I'm glad you talked me out of it. 393 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,402 - Okay. - Yeah, because I thought about the job, 394 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,437 what it would entail, and you know, listen, 395 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,106 Roland drives me crazy when he's not even around, 396 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,175 but can you imagine? - No! 397 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,343 - Working with him every day? 398 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,181 - Huh! I'm laughing about it right now. 399 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,517 Did you know Jocelyn is running? 400 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,188 - No, oh my God! This gets better and better. 401 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,157 So the two of them on council together? 402 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,593 - Is there a more frightening thought? 403 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,062 They would have a virtual monopoly on this town. 404 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,630 - Well, don't they already? 405 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,600 - Exactly, I think someone needs to challenge them! 406 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,169 - Right! 407 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,072 So... what are you saying? 408 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,309 That I should run? - No. Nope. 409 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,843 - Because I did get five signatures 410 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,778 on my nomination form, and I 411 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,714 - No! No, no, no, John, you've got enough on your plate. 412 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,849 - Oh. - Whereas I... 413 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,418 have nothing but free time. 414 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,658 - Not exactly sure where this is going. 415 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,161 - John, you have the family to think about. 416 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,430 You're going to accomplish wonderfully big things. 417 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,466 Town council would just hold you back. 418 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,868 - But something tells me it will not be... 419 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,371 holding you back? 420 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,606 - It would be a few weeks of my time. 421 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,343 And you know, someone said it might be a nice project for me. 422 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,511 - And would that someone be you? 423 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,713 - Jocelyn practically begged me to take the bait! 424 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,716 - So you're running for council?! 425 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,754 - Looks like it. - Oh well, isn't that wonderful! 426 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,356 Isn't that wonderful! 427 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,325 Hey, that's really good news. 428 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,760 - I'm sorry, John, I just got swept up in it. 429 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,196 - No, no, listen as long as one of us is running, okay? 430 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,597 that's the important thing. 431 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,232 It doesn't matter which one of us is running. 432 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,633 I thought it would be me, 433 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,836 but then you talked me out of it! But that's okay! 434 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,273 - Please John, I'm going to need you every step of the way. 435 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,307 - And I'll be right behind you, Moira, 436 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,409 supporting you, because... 437 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,577 you're the one running, and I'm not! 438 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,412 - How long are we going to be doing this? 439 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,380 - Oh, just a few more minutes, at least. 440 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,419 (Twangy blues song plays) 441 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,458 - It's not usually this dead. 442 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,495 It's like everybody saw you coming, and left. 443 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,230 - Is this really what our lives have become? 444 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,832 Sitting in some sad... 445 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,535 bar waiting to get laid? 446 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,337 - Well it's this, or the internet. 447 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,839 - Oh, I did have a match earlier. 448 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,343 Um who is... 79 miles away. 449 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,944 - Well, if you start walking now, 450 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,513 you'll get there before breakfast. 451 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,715 - Alexis is supposed to be meeting us here. 452 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,683 She said she wasn't coming, but this is a bar, 453 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,787 and she is single, so. 454 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,855 - Well, you should warn her that we are the only people 455 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,524 here under sixty. 456 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,797 - Yeah, it's not... not brimming with options. 457 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,866 - No. 458 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,804 (David takes a deep breath) 459 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:44,317 * 460 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:49,989 * 461 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,759 - Nope. - No! 462 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,927 - No, it didn't feel right. - No, it didn't. 463 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,929 - Well, at least we tried. 464 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,431 - I agree. 465 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,974 Oh, uh, I notice that man is no longer sleeping 466 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,509 under the pool table. 467 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,913 - Well, I'm surprisingly good at pool. 468 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,649 So... - Hmm! 469 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,818 Wait a second, is this like a reverse hustle, 470 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,287 where you say you're good, but you're actually terrible? 471 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,290 - Um, I don't know. 472 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,658 - You wanna break? 473 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,360 - Um, from what? 474 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,595 - Oh, this is gonna be fun. 475 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,964 (Lock rattles) 476 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,500 (Sighs) 477 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,802 (Slams door) 478 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,470 (Crickets chirp) 479 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,341 (Light footsteps) 480 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,324 (Light footsteps) 481 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,305 ALEXIS: Don't, David. 482 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,473 I have nowhere else to put stuff.