1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,205 (Bird chirps, door opens, bell jingles) 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,706 - John! - Oh, I was starting to think-- 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,108 - I've been hijacked. 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:10,778 - What? - My campaign has been hijacked. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,546 Oh, I need some tea. Twyla? 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,714 - What's going on? 7 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,150 - Tea? - No thank you. 8 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,286 - Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing. 9 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,488 - What? - You had election signs? 10 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,290 - Yes! All of them! Gone! - Wow. 11 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,392 Maybe people were mowing their lawns. 12 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,360 - Well, it's probably just kids. 13 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,596 - What if there's a more sinister explanation? 14 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,732 - Oh, like the wind. 15 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,467 - I was wondering if there's someone who's thinking, 16 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,736 "Oh, this woman may not have many signs, 17 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:38,439 but she has myriad qualities worth voting for. 18 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,541 I must stop her!" 19 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,443 - So you think the signs were stolen? 20 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,345 - Stolen? Ew! 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,114 Is that what you think happened? 22 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,082 - Well, isn't that what you were implying? 23 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,750 - Who would do that? - Well, I don't know. It's dirty pool. 24 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,485 You can't sabotage someone's campaign 25 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:52,753 and take their signs. 26 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,589 - Please, please, everyone calm down! 27 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,858 Well, I suppose if there's a silver lining in all this, 28 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,693 it's that... 29 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,130 someone is imitated enough into thinking 30 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,332 that I might be affecting this town's 31 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,534 long-established voting patterns. 32 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:16,477 * 33 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,447 (Tapping) 34 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,250 (Cars rumble, tapping) 35 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,590 JOHNNY: Oh good. Good. 36 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,692 Now the playing field is more fair. 37 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,262 Yeah, I was worried Jocelyn didn't have enough signs up. 38 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,863 - Ah. You and me both, pal, 39 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,566 but, luckily, I'm a step ahead of ya. 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,334 - Okay, Enough with the signs, Roland. 41 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:41,569 It was overkill a week ago. 42 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,271 - Well, I don't know about you, Johnny, 43 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,440 but I would like my little lady to win this campaign. 44 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,675 - Oh! Well, funny you should mention, 45 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:51,379 because my little lady had all of her lawn signs disappear. 46 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,647 - Oh. Moira had lawn signs? 47 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,349 - She had a few. 48 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,850 Now she has none. 49 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,687 - Wait. Are you saying that I had something-- 50 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,722 - I'm not pointing any fingers, - Uh-huh. 51 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,657 - But if I find out you had anything to do with this, 52 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,526 even though you're acting like you don't-- 53 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:08,362 - Well, if I find out that you're accusing me 54 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,198 of doing something I didn't do, 55 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,600 then I'm going to accuse you of making false accusations. 56 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,169 - Fine. But if you're denying doing something 57 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:18,639 you might have done and making me feel guilty... 58 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:23,377 for accusing you of something you claim you didn't do-- 59 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:26,480 - Ooh, is that a threat? 60 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:31,419 - I think so. - Because I don't wanna tell you how I respond to threats. 61 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,654 - And I don't wanna tell you how I respond 62 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,956 to illegal political activity. 63 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,425 - Okay, fine, then don't. 64 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,393 - Fine, I won't. 65 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,530 Maybe. 66 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,600 - Oh dear God. Yes. 67 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,338 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 68 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:53,674 Well then, take it out of my savings account. 69 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,809 Well, what about the air miles? 70 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,612 Can you put some of them towards the electricity bill? 71 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,749 - Okay, this signage, is not really on brand. 72 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,684 - It's not ridiculous. 73 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,354 Well, I'm not having this conversation either. 74 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,622 (Phone clicks) - Is everything okay? 75 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:12,426 - David, to be honest, 76 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,862 I'm having a little trouble financially 77 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,997 and I'm gonna have to let you go. 78 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,967 - What? - It seems I have overshot my budget 79 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,736 with the changes you've been implementing. 80 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,905 Which is not your fault. 81 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:29,843 You were my mistake, which I take full credit for. 82 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,845 - Okay, I thought you were liking 83 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,481 the changes I was making. 84 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,716 We just sold another poncho yesterday. 85 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,951 - I still can't believe we even sold one. 86 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,788 But that's not gonna help me when I am down to a Costco card 87 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,723 and a zoo membership. 88 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,625 - Okay. Well, is there anything I can do? 89 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,760 - No, you've done enough already. 90 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,697 Fortunately, I did gotten some good news. 91 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,301 Apparently there is a Blouse Barn in Australia 92 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,704 and they are gonna pay me to use their name here. 93 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,707 Can you believe it? 94 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,612 - No, it's an entire chain. 95 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,880 They're expanding into North America 96 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,683 and they are gonna pay me $10,000 97 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:13,987 just to cover the costs of renaming the store. 98 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,457 - Okay, so they're buying the name from you? 99 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,526 - Well, it's more of a gesture actually. 100 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:22,696 Apparently, I have been using the name without their permission. 101 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,966 - Okay, so this company is giving you $10,000 as a gesture... 102 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,636 - And to think I almost called this place "Blouse House." 103 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,504 - Something seems really sketchy about this 104 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,905 and I'm not just saying that 105 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,674 because I have a hard time with Australians. 106 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,909 Lotta drunks. - Well, it's already happening. 107 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,445 They're coming in this week, 108 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,380 they're bringing the paperwork... 109 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,648 - As your Brand Manager, 110 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,583 I feel like I need to be at that meeting. 111 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,051 - I don't know... 112 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,886 - At least let me talk to a few people before you decide. 113 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,488 If there's one thing I've learned from The Good Wife, 114 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,590 it's never accept a first offer. 115 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,959 I... I'm gonna just... do that. - Oh. 116 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,896 (Brush bristles swish) 117 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,067 - I have a question. - Yes, your cologne is too strong. 118 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,370 - Okay, I just put it on 119 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,772 and it needs to breathe a bit, so... 120 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,775 I... came in here to ask 121 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:12,846 whether you knew anything about trademarking store names? 122 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,348 - Yeah. We had to deal with that 123 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,550 from time to time at Rose Video. 124 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:21,389 - Uh-huh. And did anyone ever ask you to stop using the name? 125 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,894 - No, but we went after other people for using it. 126 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,097 I remember a, a "Rosie's Video" in Sao Paolo. 127 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,032 That was a fun shakedown. 128 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,436 - Mm-hmm. Okay, well, say you owned Blouse Barn. 129 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,671 - Well, first of all, I'd never get into the clothing business 130 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,507 'cause the margins are terrible-- 131 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,142 - Okay, let's pretend for a sec. 132 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,945 And someone was offering you $10,000 to stop using the name 133 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,980 because there's another Blouse Barn in Australia 134 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,016 and they need the name. 135 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,985 - $10,000 to stop using the name "Blouse Barn?" 136 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,887 - That's correct. - I would take that in a second. 137 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,156 It's a terrible name. 138 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:56,690 - Okay, but that's not-- - Now at least with "Rose Video," 139 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,426 it said what it was, 140 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,628 and the logo looked great on a golf shirt. 141 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,162 - Yeah, I'm just thinking if it's a big chain 142 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,831 and they want the name, 143 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,000 surely you should be able to get more for it. 144 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,969 - Yeah, but is worth going to court to fight it? 145 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,838 - Oh, I don't think Wendy can afford that. 146 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,673 She can't even afford me anymore, so... 147 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,608 - Wait a minute. You were fired? 148 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:17,077 - Technically, I would say 149 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,613 I'm in a transition phase at the moment. 150 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,649 - This is terrible news. 151 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,651 I thought you were turning that store around. 152 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,919 All those big purchases, all that spending-- 153 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,455 - Okay, let's just focus on the big picture, 154 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,458 which is helping the store. 155 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,859 - Well, if you wanna help the store, 156 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,994 I would tell your boss to take the deal. 157 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,463 And then you and I are gonna sit down, 158 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,864 update your resume 159 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,699 and get you back into the workforce. 160 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,501 - Okay. Well, thank you so much for this. 161 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:44,538 Um, it was entirely unhelpful, but thank you nevertheless. 162 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:47,575 - Well... anytime, son. 163 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,580 MOIRA: Oh, it's just so violating. 164 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,883 How can one sleep knowing our streets are laden with thieves? 165 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,651 RONNIE: Well, I don't know about laden. 166 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,553 I had a newspaper stolen once. 167 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,855 - Two days ago, we had someone break our window. 168 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,891 They didn't take anything, 169 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,659 but they left a dead bird inside. 170 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,695 - That's kind of like my aunt. 171 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,564 She has a ghost in her house that keeps leaving dimes everywhere. 172 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,500 - Look what's happened to us. 173 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,703 These sign bandits have clearly created a culture of fear. 174 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,771 - If it helps at all, I'd be happy 175 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,773 to put one of your signs on my lawn. 176 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,742 Th-that is if Jocelyn doesn't mind. 177 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,812 - Oh no, I'd put one on my lawn 178 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,213 if I wasn't worried about winning. 179 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,215 (Laughs nervously) 180 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,951 I hope you know that I don't stand for dirty politics, Moira. 181 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,786 - Oh no, you mustn't beat yourself up. 182 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,522 You have your own signs to worry about. 183 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,757 All two hundred of them. 184 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:43,731 - Well... we're here to sing, aren't we? So... let's sing! 185 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,999 - Well said! Let us focus on tomorrow's show 186 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,701 and not fan the flames of this provocative scandal 187 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,703 any more than is necessary. 188 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,606 Sing ladies... if you can. 189 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,275 (Low hum of chatter) RONNIE: Let's do this. 190 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,777 (Door opens and closes) 191 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,146 - Hey. 192 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,914 (Gasps) What're you shopping for? 193 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,750 - I'm not shopping. 194 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,618 - Okay, well, I'm seeing a lot of women's tops, 195 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,520 so if there's a minimum amount for free shipping 196 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,888 can let me know before you order? 197 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,290 Okay, yeah, no, I'm... I'm actually doing work, so. 198 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,125 - Mm... Dad said that you got fired. 199 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,728 - I wasn't fired. 200 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,665 I'm... actually working so that I can stay employed. 201 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,066 I have a big meeting with some lawyers 202 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,601 and I'm trying to make sure 203 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,302 they're not taking advantage of Wendy. 204 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,104 Poor thing is a hot mess. 205 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,139 - Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. 206 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,175 You're not good under pressure. 207 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,011 - And you are? - Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up 208 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,947 by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? 209 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,282 I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer 210 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,685 to get me a passport before midnight. 211 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,754 - Okay, well this is a very different situation from that 212 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,823 and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fine. 213 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,893 (Keyboard keys clack) 214 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,996 (Loud thump) - Did you or did you not have a subscription to Cosmo Girl 215 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,998 when you were 16 years old, David? 216 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,102 - No. 217 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,970 - Okay, David, if you have to lie about something 218 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,906 you should breathe out while you answer 219 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,641 'cause it really just calms you down. 220 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,710 - Oh my God! I'm not being interrogated. 221 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,211 This is a negotiation. 222 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,113 - I'm just trying to prepare you, okay? 223 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,649 'Cause they're gonna eat you alive in there. 224 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,785 - Okay. If you know so much about this, 225 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,921 why don't you come with me then? 226 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,623 - Okay, well, I guess that just depends 227 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,190 on what's in Mom's closet. 228 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,826 - Why does that matter? 229 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,227 - Well, I'm not gonna wear my own clothes 230 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,795 into the room, David. 231 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,563 They're not scary enough. 232 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,902 - (Sighs heavily) 233 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,806 ALEXIS: I know we just met, 234 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,074 but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, 235 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,643 then I think you can too. 236 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,111 - Well, I do feel better having a lawyer in the room. 237 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,080 - (Gasps) Oh my God, you're so cute. 238 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,649 Um, I'm not a lawyer, 239 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,350 but I'm glad that my fashion pony is working. 240 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,786 (Door creaks open) 241 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,320 - Oh, hi. I'm Wendy Kurtz. Welcome to the Blouse Barn. 242 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,724 - Lisa Chung. 243 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,125 I didn't realize there were gonna be more of us. 244 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,961 - We're her representation. 245 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,863 - David Rose. 246 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,399 - Angelica Bloomfield of Rose, Bloomfield and Glickman. 247 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,935 - Well, let's go to my office shall we? 248 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,306 STEVIE: Oh, Mr. Rose! JOHNNY: Oh, Hi Stevie. 249 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,309 - I found these. I thought Mrs. Rose might want 'em back. 250 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,745 - You found them? 251 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,147 Okay, look, I know we haven't always been ideal motel guests, 252 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,183 but taking my wife's signs? 253 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,353 - Ah, no, I took out your garbage, 254 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,223 and these poked a hole in the bottom and fell out. 255 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,058 So... they're still in pretty good shape, 256 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,761 I thought she might want them back. 257 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,096 - Oh... 258 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,231 - Since she's been so worried about her signs 259 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,233 having been mysteriously stolen. 260 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,401 - Right, right. 261 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:38,305 Well, I mean, I can see what must have happened here. 262 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,141 She accidentally, uh, threw them out. 263 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,643 - That's one theory. 264 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:49,116 Or... someone stole them and hid them in our garbage 265 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,420 to try and sabotage Moira 266 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:58,291 to make it look like she's done something... really crazy. 267 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,294 - That is definitely some food for thought. 268 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,030 - Yeah. - Mm. 269 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:06,233 - Well, Thank you, Stevie. Have a nice day. 270 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,135 - Thanks. I will. 271 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:14,007 - This shouldn't take long. The cheque. 272 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,410 This should cover the cost of the signs, business cards... 273 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,180 - About the check. - (Clears throat) 274 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,350 We had some questions about the amount. 275 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,918 - Well, you shouldn't. 276 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,788 $10,000 is the amount we agreed upon. 277 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,356 - Well, that may be, 278 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,925 but some things have changed on our side, 279 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,861 and we want to discuss the-- 280 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,495 - I think it's fine, David. 281 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,230 - From a legal standpoint, 282 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,466 There are lots of costs to consider. 283 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,303 - Mm-hmm. - There are the signs and the business cards... 284 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,906 - I just mentioned those. 285 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,474 - Objection sustained. 286 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,377 There is the travel, there are the meals, 287 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,113 There is the shipping and the catering... 288 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,447 - Which is very similar to the meals 289 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,217 and not necessarily relevant, so... 290 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:01,254 - 'Kay. Well, the $10,000 doesn't even cover our legal fees, so... 291 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,323 - What? - Don't worry about that. 292 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,457 And if we're gonna announce a new name, 293 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,860 there has to be a whole relaunch event, 294 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,196 and that involves... event planners 295 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,064 and, um, florists. 296 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,366 - Okay, I think what my colleague is trying to say, 297 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,837 is that our brand is very well established here, 298 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,941 um, so we're going to require a higher compensation. 299 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:28,348 - No, it's... Ooh-ooh-ooh, Ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh-- 300 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,284 No! No, no, Gwen, you took the lower third. 301 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,121 Well, could you please then? I've already locked mine in. 302 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,422 Thanks, doll. 303 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,193 - Moira, do you have any idea 304 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,997 how Stevie found your campaign signs in our garbage? 305 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,266 - I don't think anyone can hear us, John. 306 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,069 You don't have to keep up the act. 307 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,238 - What act? - That you didn't know I took the signs. 308 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,140 - You took your signs? 309 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,474 I didn't know you took the signs. 310 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,243 Why would you take your own signs? 311 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,845 - Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. 312 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,212 That would be stealing 313 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,048 and I'm running a clean campaign. 314 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,083 - You call this a clean campaign? 315 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,052 - Politics 101, John. 316 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,854 When you have limited resources, 317 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,089 your best course of action is to create a stir. 318 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,258 It's exciting, it's fun. 319 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,026 It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay 320 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,028 when I stole my own baby. 321 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,230 - Moira, Sunrise Bay was a soap opera. 322 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,532 - Yes, and this is reality. 323 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,435 Frankly, John, I'm surprised at your naivety. 324 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,905 - Moira, you're misleading people! 325 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,940 - No, I'm building a mystery. 326 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,842 Voters will draw their own conclusions. 327 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,044 - I basically accused Roland 328 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:34,214 of stealing your campaign signs. 329 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,249 - Well, then hopefully you've learned something - 330 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,086 you shouldn't make accusations you can't substantiate. 331 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,021 - Moira-- - I'm not listening until you calm down. 332 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,191 (Door bangs shut) 333 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,932 - Okay, well, Blouse Barn Australia 334 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,968 is willing to offer you an additional $5,000. 335 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,004 - Oh my God. - Thank you. 336 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,640 - So if you'll just sign here, I think we're good. 337 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,342 - I don't think we are. 338 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,445 I have done some research and I happen to know 339 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,481 that your company pulled in $100 million last year. 340 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,550 - Point being? 341 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,553 - Well, the point is, judging by your bag and those shoes, 342 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,288 Blouse Barn Australia is paying you 343 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,324 quite a bit of money to come here 344 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,960 and help us "switch over our signs." 345 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,296 Bottom line, we're standing in your way 346 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,166 and I don't think your client will be very happy 347 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,235 if you come home without securing the rights to the name, 348 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,636 especially considering you're expanding 349 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,939 into 78 stores across North America. 350 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,440 And let's be honest, 351 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:37,210 "Blouse House" doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 352 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,513 - Exactly! - Angelica, please. 353 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,417 This is the number that we are after. 354 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,319 (Paper rustles) 355 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,290 - (Derisive utterance) - Now, if you'll excuse us, 356 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,092 we have another meeting to get to. 357 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,626 - We're in our store. 358 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,295 - We await your reply. 359 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,036 (Low hum of chatter, chairs thump) 360 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,638 - Moira, I felt bad about what happened to your signs 361 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,141 and so I had some of my students make these for you. 362 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,110 - (Gasps) Jocelyn! 363 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,646 - They're not as nice as the black and white ones you had, 364 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,715 but I thought that they might help. 365 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,118 - Very considerate. 366 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,421 Though there's something you and I still need to discuss. 367 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,690 - The signs. 368 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,226 - We both know that, in a heated campaign, 369 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,028 one might use whatever resources one has 370 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,398 to gain advantage. - Yes. 371 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,334 - Jocelyn, you have so many signs! 372 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,003 - I know. Roland got carried away 373 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,470 and used his mayoral power 374 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,973 to get people to put more signs on their lawns. 375 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:43,210 And I just... pretended it wasn't happening. 376 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,345 - Roland forced constituents 377 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,714 to put up signs through coercion? 378 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,082 - That's what we're talking about, right? 379 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,417 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. 380 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,286 I just was helping you explain, so you-- 381 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,521 because you seem so upset by it all. 382 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,223 - I am upset. 383 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,625 I don't like what this campaign is doing to me. 384 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,529 The other day, I called another driver an effing moron. 385 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,664 I didn't say the 'f' word, but I said, 'effing,' 386 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,766 and that is not me! 387 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,436 - Jocelyn, I don't think it's exactly unethical 388 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,505 to do questionable things in the spirit of competition. 389 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,707 - I'm dropping out of the campaign. 390 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,743 - What? - I'm barely sleeping, 391 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,411 I can't get through an episode 392 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,547 of MasterChef Junior without crying. 393 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,715 - We've both worked so hard for this. 394 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:27,987 - I know, and now I am giving it to you. 395 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,624 Congratulations, Moira. 396 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,294 You are the new councilor for the town of Schitt's Creek. 397 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,299 WENDY: David, come on in! 398 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,301 Here, have a seat. 399 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:47,440 Lisa got back to me. She dropped off a check. 400 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,742 - (Groans) - It's a big check, David. 401 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,211 - Oh, thank God! 402 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,246 - It's a big f-ing check! 403 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,414 - Oh... (Laughs) 404 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,650 Um, you don't mean one of those big lottery check, right? 405 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,419 - Okay. - No. - Okay. 406 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,089 - But you pulled it off! 407 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,591 - Um, thank you for trusting me. 408 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,826 - Well, I wouldn't go that far. 409 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,097 - Okay. Um... I guess we should get back to work. 410 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,065 - I love your enthusiasm, 411 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,801 but I think I'm going to take some time 412 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,637 for my family, for me, 413 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,272 and close the store. 414 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,541 - Oh, okay. 415 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,712 - But I appreciate all you've done, 416 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,317 and I want you to have this, you and Alexis. 417 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,619 - Well, Alexis didn't do that much. 418 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,187 - Oh, oh my God. 419 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,457 And I hope this helps get you on your feet. 420 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,228 And do something interesting. You always do. 421 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,495 - I... can't accept this. 422 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,833 (Low hum of chatter) 423 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,606 - (Whispering) Moira! - John. 424 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,880 - I'm so excited to see the show. 425 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,649 - I'm going to be on council. 426 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,818 - We'll, that's the spirit. Positive thinking. 427 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,156 - I won! Jocelyn quit the election. 428 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,723 - What? 429 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,492 - She couldn't take it anymore. 430 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,195 - Well, think what you can do in four years. 431 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,797 - Four years? No, No one said anything about four years. 432 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,500 - And-and the thought of working with Roland every day. 433 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,603 - I mean, that's... I wouldn't even think about that. 434 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,840 - Oh, John. What have I done? 435 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,346 * 'Cuz tonight for the first time * (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) 436 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,516 * Just about half past ten (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) 437 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,253 * For the first time in history (Ahhhh) * 438 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,355 * It's gonna be raining men 439 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,923 * Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da bop! 440 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,358 (Crickets chirp) 441 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,861 - So... 442 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,698 - $40,000?! 443 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,733 - Oh, that's a lot of money. 444 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,569 - Wow! Even divided amongst the four of us. 445 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,373 - Divided? I'm the one who negotiated all of this. 446 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,409 - Um, with my help, David. 447 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,612 - I believe I offered advice. 448 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,582 - You said Wendy should cave and take the first offer. 449 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,285 What you gave was the opposite of advice. 450 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,421 - Okay, stop. This is good. 451 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,624 This is the first real money we've seen in a year. 452 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,593 - 'Kay, I think we definitely need to celebrate. 453 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,762 Nothing big, just a little treat... 454 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,765 Like a trip. 455 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,569 - Okay. I can't believe that I'm the one to say this, 456 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,571 but um... shouldn't we be s-- 457 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,476 Shouldn't we be s-s-s... 458 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,414 Should we be-- trying to sa--save this? 459 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:48,255 Isn't--Shouldn't we be saving- putting this in a bank? 460 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,323 Isn't that what people do? 461 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,462 - Well, that's no fun. 462 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:59,399 - No... but probably best? 463 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,671 - Maybe we could do manicures. 464 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,972 - I could a manicure. The three of us should go. 465 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,907 - Yes! - Long overdue. 466 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,576 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Yay! 467 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,379 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just 'cause I do my own nails 468 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,680 doesn't mean, you know, I wouldn't go-- 469 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,014 - 'Kay, they're just expensive 470 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,483 and you wouldn't really appreciate them. 471 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,850 - Oh yay, David! Yay! 472 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,956 (Door closes)