1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,936 (Key rattles) 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,439 (Door shuts) 3 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,041 - Hi. 4 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,409 - Hi. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,312 - Um, your agent called. Do you have any safety pins? 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,047 - My agent? 7 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,349 Which one? 8 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:18,984 - Uh, I think the assistant said her name was Jennifer? 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,220 - Ginnifer? Or Jennifer with a "G?" 10 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,888 There's more than one! 11 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,057 - They sent you an email. 12 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,292 - Is it a job? 13 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,727 - I don't know, do I look like Ginnifer?! 14 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,930 - David, your inability to retain information 15 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:32,865 that doesn't directly pertain to you 16 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,635 might actually require medical attention! 17 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,071 Are they sending a script? 18 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:41,273 David, there's nothing here but... 19 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,142 "Hot singles in my area." 20 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,078 No, wait, wait. 21 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:48,781 David, it's an audition for a feature film! 22 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:51,951 - Well, that sounds promising. 23 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:55,154 - "Attractive and spunky forty-something female." 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,922 In my sleep! 25 00:00:56,957 --> 00:01:00,526 "Respected ornithologist Dr. Clara Mandrake," 26 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,029 in the psychological thriller, 'The Crows Have Eyes... Two.'" 27 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,498 It's a sequel; that's good. 28 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,467 It must mean the first one was a big success. 29 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,935 - I've never heard of it. 30 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,004 - Well, they want me to put myself on tape. 31 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,405 David, do you still have that camera? 32 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,740 Go get it, please! 33 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,275 And a drop cloth. 34 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,544 And a ring light. 35 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,412 - I could probably prop my phone up against some books. 36 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,885 - And so it begins again. 37 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:32,558 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,529 (Door opens) 39 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,066 - Good morning. 40 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,837 - I'd like to book some rooms, please. 41 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,573 - Oh, well, that's wonderful. 42 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,009 Good... good. 43 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,845 - Uh, is there a problem? 44 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,847 - Uh no, no problem. 45 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,516 I can certainly handle this. 46 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,686 My associate usually works the computer, 47 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,388 but uh... 48 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:03,922 let's get you booked. 49 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,859 - I'd like to book three rooms. 50 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,594 - Three rooms? 51 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,763 Okay... 52 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,333 Now will that be uh, three... (Chimes) 53 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,901 Separate, uh, bookings? 54 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:19,004 - You see, there's a conference over in Elmdale, 55 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:23,075 and I was hoping to use the motel as a kind of a... 56 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,912 breakout space to conduct my own business out of, 57 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,981 for the next two days, (Computer chimes) 58 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,749 during the afternoons. 59 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,518 (Computer beeps repeatedly) - Okay, we seem to be... 60 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,487 having a bit of a problem with the system here, 61 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,456 but not to worry. 62 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,292 - Are you new at this? 63 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,094 - Ish. (Laughs) 64 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:44,830 - Well, not to complicate things for you even more, 65 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,332 um, Johnny, but... 66 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,168 I would love if we could work out some kind 67 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,003 of a discounted deal, 68 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,105 seeing as we're not gonna be needing the rooms 69 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,907 during the evenings. 70 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,342 - Okay, um... tell you what. 71 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,013 Why don't I go to a fresh... 72 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,916 page here, 73 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,018 and we'll get this done 74 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,320 lickety-split? Okay. 75 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:12,257 So-- - I would love to pay cash. 76 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,792 - Whew! 77 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,694 Even better. 78 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,265 Moira: From what I understand it's between me, 79 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,768 and one other actress. 80 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,837 - Congratulations, Mrs. Rose! 81 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,305 Who's the other actress? 82 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,107 - Well, they haven't found her yet. - Oh. 83 00:03:28,142 --> 00:03:29,541 But if all goes according to plan, 84 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,243 (Knocks on wood) 85 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,445 they'll be flying me out for a screen test! 86 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,515 - Moira, I was just thinking about you! 87 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,250 - Well, thank you. 88 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:41,086 - What if we switched parts? 89 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,622 - Switch parts? - For the duet next week. 90 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,891 - Oh Jocelyn, the duet. 91 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,694 I must apologize, 92 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,363 there seems to have been a change of plans. 93 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,198 - Moira's gonna be in a movie! 94 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,967 (Moira and Twyla laugh) 95 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,269 - A movie? - Well, (clears throat) 96 00:03:57,304 --> 00:04:01,173 I'm sure you've seen "The Crows Have Eyes." 97 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,976 This would be the second in the franchise. 98 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,477 - Wow. - Mhmm. 99 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:08,747 - I have never heard of it, but congratulations. 100 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,149 - Thank you. 101 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:11,884 - Shame about the duet, though. 102 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,887 Yeah, we were gonna have a pretty incredible audience 103 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,255 for the performance next week. 104 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,891 Big tour group coming through, so... 105 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,794 - Then you'll cut the number. 106 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,563 - No, I don't think that's a possibility, actually. 107 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,235 Twyla, what if you took Moira's part 108 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,371 for the duet next week? 109 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,441 - (Gasps) I would be honored! 110 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,478 God, it'd be such big shoes to fill. 111 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,079 - No, Twyla, no. 112 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,981 No deprecatory mocking. 113 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,983 One must champion oneself and say, 114 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,585 I am ready for this! 115 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,455 Otherwise, the pressure could be crippling. 116 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,692 - Look at this filth! 117 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,662 - "Community center adds ramp." 118 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,096 - No, this. 119 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,498 He says the comma's a typo, 120 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,066 but it has run that way three years in a row! 121 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,569 - Who is this person? 122 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,270 He looks like if Ricky Martin and Mark Consuelos had a baby. 123 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,239 - It's the competition, and he's selling his body 124 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,441 to get clients. It's disgusting! 125 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,343 - You could probably take just as sexy a photo 126 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,744 if you wanted to. 127 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,146 - I could definitely take just a-- 128 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,547 I don't want to. 129 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:17,983 Let me ask you this question: 130 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,985 Why should the person who is performing surgery on your pet 131 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,453 have to have a six pack?! 132 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,488 - You have a six pack. - That's not the point! 133 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,357 And... it's not a full six yet; 134 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,793 that's why I'm shredding right now. 135 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,361 - I don't know, it looks like a pretty smart campaign to me. 136 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:30,762 - If he wants to sell sex, 137 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,498 then he should just get a job down at the Dude Cave! 138 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,267 He'd make more money than being a vet! 139 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:36,935 - Um, what's the Dude Cave? 140 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,171 - It's the all male strip club outside of town. 141 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,341 My cousin Dwayne works there; he drives a corvette. 142 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,809 - Okay... 143 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,411 Listen, you might wanna think about spicing up 144 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:47,813 your approach a little bit. 145 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,082 - The bottom line is that I did not go to med school 146 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,683 just to exploit innocent puppies 147 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,652 as a cover for my extreme vanity! 148 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,587 - But people love extreme vanity! 149 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:56,989 And they love puppies, 150 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,690 so you have to give them at least one of the two. 151 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,759 - I don't know. 152 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,562 - Oh! What about the bunnies that we have up for adoption? 153 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,230 We can set up like, a little bunny cam 154 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,599 and stream it live from our clinic. 155 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,234 That is very popular with people who hate their jobs, 156 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,470 or are in loveless marriages. 157 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,372 - Are those the people we wanna be targeting? 158 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,706 - Well, it's free marketing, 159 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,108 and you can find little homes 160 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,744 for those little bunnies that don't have any houses. 161 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,614 - Fine! 162 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,416 But if those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit, 163 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,151 I am pulling the plug! - Yes. 164 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,753 Honeypea. 165 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,024 Moira: Okay... 166 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,359 this is really taking me back. 167 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,361 (Coughs) 168 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,130 Okay, David, I'll need you to count me in. 169 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,831 - Okay, um, from what? 170 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,233 - Start from five, 171 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,435 you leave out the two, and the one. 172 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,003 - Okay, why? 173 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,838 - Because it's my process. 174 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,275 - Okay. Um... 175 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,710 Five, four... 176 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,514 - One. 177 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,483 Look what you've done! 178 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,153 Look at it lying there, lifeless. 179 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,356 Yet, in its eyes, 180 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,658 I see darkness. 181 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,529 - It's just a crow, Mrs. Mandrake. 182 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,097 - Dr. Mandrake. 183 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,465 And you must be kidding yourself 184 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,200 if you think more are not coming. 185 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,601 They always do. 186 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,236 They're watching you, Gareth. 187 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,272 The crows have eyes, 188 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,642 and you better not look them in it. 189 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,778 - Uh, it-it's just a flock of crows, Dr. Mandrake. 190 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,081 What's the worst that can happen? 191 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,352 - Oh, you'll see! 192 00:07:33,387 --> 00:07:35,654 And it's not a flock, my dear boy... 193 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,622 it's a murder. 194 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,960 Yes, I said murder. 195 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,397 Gareth, murder! 196 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,733 - Sorry, um, this is... 197 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,535 just one big rip off of "The Birds!" 198 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,037 - This is about crows! 199 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,372 It's much more specific! 200 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,740 - And the dialogue! 201 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,408 Uh, "Look, they've taken Clara!" 202 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,610 "Where are they carrying her to, Clara?" 203 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,512 Are there two Claras?! 204 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:01,847 - It's a common name. 205 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,281 - Yeah, the next scene takes place 206 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,617 in a large bird's nest. 207 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,886 - Rarely is the material of quality, 208 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,455 the challenge is to lift it off the page. 209 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,790 And I think part of the problem, David, 210 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,525 is that I'm getting nothing from you. 211 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,994 It's like working off a corpse. 212 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,330 - I actually think you do play off a corpse 213 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,399 in the next scene and, 214 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,501 if I'm being perfectly honest, 215 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,003 this is all playing a bit big. 216 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,640 - Hmph! Big. 217 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,444 - Yeah. - And would that be a note? 218 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,514 A note, coming from my son?! 219 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,716 Who I carried for almost a full seven months, 220 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,552 to an actress who has been short-listed 221 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,954 for more than seven major 222 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,757 made-for-television motion pictures? 223 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:51,396 The script is nothing more than a jumping off point. 224 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,898 - Oh, okay. 225 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,269 - Let's take it again, I'll count myself in. 226 00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:01,073 Five, four, three, two... (Camera beeps) 227 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,243 (Door opens) 228 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,613 Johnny: Great news! 229 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,016 Your new partner just booked three rooms, 230 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,486 before you even got in this morning. 231 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,455 - Wow. 232 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,590 - Ha! 233 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,792 Three rooms, two days, 234 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,562 "afternoons only, Trish." 235 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,930 What's afternoons only? 236 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,331 - Well, I gave her a discount, 237 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,934 because she's only using the rooms during the day. 238 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,570 - So you're renting our rooms by the hour?! 239 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,805 - We haven't had a guest in four days! 240 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,807 - What are they using the rooms for? 241 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,242 - Well, she didn't say, 242 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,311 Just conducting her business out of them. 243 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,947 - Right, and you know what that means. 244 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,888 - No. - Yeah. 245 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,723 No, I-I don't believe you. 246 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,024 - Let me guess, this has something to do 247 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,726 with the accountants' conference? 248 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,228 - Yes. 249 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,064 - No, no, you're mistaken. 250 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,566 Stevie, she would've disclosed that information 251 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,901 if that were the case! 252 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,070 - Really? - No. 253 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,039 But look, if it makes you feel any better, 254 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,842 we'll go and check it out. 255 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,544 But when it turns out I'm right, 256 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,080 and it's just a group of business professionals 257 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,249 decompressing for a few hours, 258 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:21,786 during a long day at a regional accountants' conference, 259 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,923 then I expect a full apology. 260 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,025 - You don't hear it, when you say it like that? 261 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,060 - I hear it a bit. 262 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:35,734 ♪ ♪ 263 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,235 (Crickets chirp) 264 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,271 (Door opens) 265 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,374 - Hi. - Come look at this, 266 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,608 look at the bunnies! 267 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,279 - Ugh... (gasps) 268 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,580 Cute! 269 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,818 This isn't one of those animal rights viral videos 270 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,253 where the bunnies go through 271 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,688 a meat processor in the end, is it? 272 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,156 - Ew, no, David. 273 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,992 I set this up to get people to visit Ted's website. 274 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,227 Poor thing is, like, out of it 275 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,162 when it comes to selling himself. 276 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,798 There are 200 people watching this, David! 277 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,000 That's like double your Instagram followers. 278 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:12,304 - Okay, my account is private, thanks. 279 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,572 - Mm-hmm. 280 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,841 - There's Ted. 281 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,577 - Yeah, sometimes he comes in and out. 282 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,748 - Um... 283 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,784 Ted is taking his clothes off. 284 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,252 - You wish, David. 285 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,188 - No, Ted is getting naked on your webcam! 286 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,492 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 287 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,562 - I emailed our entire client list about this, David! 288 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,831 I emailed his parents! 289 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,467 - I'm obsessed with this. 290 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,472 This is incredible! 291 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,676 (Gasps) 292 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,111 - No, no, no, no, no, no! 293 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,217 Ted looks good. - Yeah, he does. 294 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,921 - David, he looks really good. - Okay, that's gross. 295 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,422 - Okay, so... 296 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,493 (Gasps) David! 297 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,301 - Oh, hi. 298 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,503 Hi. Uh, I and my associate, 299 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,274 just wanted to come by and check on you, 300 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,510 and see how you're enjoying your multiple room stay? 301 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,282 - Oh, we're doing just fine, thank you. 302 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,350 - Good, good, good. 303 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,387 Because we've heard through the rumor mill that um... 304 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,124 there have been some unannounced visitors 305 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,526 staying in the rooms we rented you. 306 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,396 Visitors who may be engaging in mature, 307 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,498 if not adult activities. 308 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,401 - And? 309 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,437 - And that's something we didn't discuss. 310 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,340 - Miss, if I were to tell you-- 311 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,908 - Oh no, no, I got it immediately, 312 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,243 and I wasn't even there, so. 313 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,644 - Okay, well unfortunately, 314 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,180 we're gonna have to ask you to shut it down. 315 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,350 - Oh, you have nothing to worry about, Mr. Rose. 316 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,085 We're a very high-end operation, 317 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,788 and very discreet. 318 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,992 Besides, people are making love in these rooms, 319 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,293 whether they rent by the day, 320 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,429 the week, or the hour. 321 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,099 - Yeah... 322 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,634 Yeah, well... 323 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,538 Point taken. 324 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,839 - Wow. 325 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,778 (Door shuts) 326 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,513 (Light knock on the door) 327 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,583 (Cars rumble) 328 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,686 - Hey, you know, I've tried to add 329 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,254 an extra half hour to my morning run, 330 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,123 but my body just isn't having it. 331 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,525 - Well, you look great. - Thanks. 332 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,561 - Um, about the bunny cam... 333 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,463 - I know, it's a huge hit! 334 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,365 We've gotten like nine new customers overnight! 335 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,699 And some of them don't even have pets, 336 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,167 they just want to discuss whether or not 337 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,502 they should get a pet. 338 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,604 - Ted, the camera can see you. 339 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,374 - Okay, so should I like, 340 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,708 wave or something, next time? 341 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,077 - Nope, the camera can see you... 342 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,681 like, after your run. 343 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,951 - Oh. 344 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,258 Oh no, why didn't you tell me the camera could see me 345 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,760 when I get back from my runs?! 346 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:22,961 - I just noticed! 347 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,462 Actually, David noticed first last night, 348 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,098 but that's exactly when there is a huge spike 349 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,566 in the website. 350 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,669 - I'm worse than Dr. Miguel! - No, you didn't know! 351 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,471 Although there was a moment last night, 352 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,473 where it looked like you might have known, 353 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,342 and you were doing this like, 354 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,710 thing with your hips. - Alexis! 355 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,012 - No, I know, of course you didn't know. 356 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,480 Of course! 357 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,749 Um, don't worry, I'm gonna take it down right now. 358 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,019 - W-Wait. 359 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,823 You said you saw a spike in the website views? 360 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,559 - People were very concerned as to whether or not 361 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,195 you would get your pants on successfully. 362 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,231 - Well... 363 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,234 who's to say that people weren't watching 364 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,336 for the bunnies? 365 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,373 - I am, that's what I'm saying. 366 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,476 - I feel that until these guys are adopted, 367 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,379 we can't take it down, that'd be bad for business, 368 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,448 for the bunnies' sake. 369 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,617 I'll just have to be more careful next time. 370 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,719 - Um hello, who are you, 371 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,621 and what did you do with Theodore Mullins? 372 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,390 - Well, what can I say, 373 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,492 sometimes I like to live dangerously... 374 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,229 while still respecting my personal boundaries. 375 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,199 - Yes. (Ted laughs) 376 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,700 Moira: David! 377 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,672 - What is it? 378 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,073 It's an email. - Mm-hmm! 379 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,508 - Subject line, "The Crows Have Eyes II." 380 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,310 - Mm-hmm. - And? 381 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,846 - I don't know, I'd like you to read it, please. 382 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,147 (David sighs) 383 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,521 - You booked it. - Ohhhh! 384 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,323 David! I did? 385 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,326 What'd they say about me? 386 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,494 - They need you to sign the contract! 387 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,028 - Well, that's standard! 388 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,363 What are the terms? 389 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,365 - Ooh, it's filming in Bosnia! 390 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,334 Um, in a city that I don't, 391 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,702 I don't know the name of the city, 392 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,136 I can't pronounce it, a lot of consonants. 393 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,838 - I did not know that. 394 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,540 But I've always loved shooting on location, 395 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,709 it allows one to focus on the work. 396 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,879 - Hmm, it's being released in Bosnia, 397 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,447 Croatia, 398 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,815 Herzegovina. 399 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,751 - Before opening internationally! 400 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,721 - You have to fly yourself there? 401 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,756 - Mmm, that doesn't sound right. 402 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,525 - Ooh, accommodation is covered. 403 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,993 - Thank God! 404 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,797 - You'll be put up with a local family. 405 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,835 - Close to the set? 406 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,538 - They're paying you scale. 407 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,540 But it'll be in Baltic currency, 408 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,841 do you want me to keep going? 409 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,809 - No, read to yourself. 410 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,947 - There's a death waiver?! - Ohh! 411 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,383 You can close the computer. - Yeah, but we haven't even gotten to the section 412 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,684 on bird safety yet! 413 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,319 - Shut it! Now. 414 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,293 - What if... 415 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,163 - Hmm. 416 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,731 No, thank you. 417 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,467 (Door opens) 418 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,874 - Have a nice rest of the day. 419 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,780 - Hey Johnny, wow! 420 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,648 This place is hopping! 421 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,850 - Yeah, well, it's uh, it's been a busy week. 422 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,752 - Uh huh, you know, I gotta tell you, 423 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,187 when I first heard that Stevie 424 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,922 was hitching her wagon to your cart, 425 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,457 the first thing that came into my mind was, 426 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,858 whoooa, Nelly, 427 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,628 that horse is in big trouble. 428 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,330 - A convoluted metaphor, but um-- 429 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,998 - But I've gotta say, you've proven me wrong, 430 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,434 I mean, obviously, you're doing something right here. 431 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,736 (Door opens) 432 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,071 - Yeah, well, once again, 433 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,672 thanks for coming by, Roland. 434 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,341 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Johnny, look, 435 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,809 I know it makes you uncomfortable 436 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,012 when somebody gets real with you, 437 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,948 but could we just have one minute when I compliment you, 438 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,751 and you don't go all, ooh, Roland, my generation, 439 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,820 we don't talk about our feelings. 440 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,389 we keep 'em all - rawrrr - inside! 441 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,491 - Yeah well, that's not it, but once again, 442 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,859 thanks for coming by. 443 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,294 - Hey, one of you guys Ken? 444 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,996 - Ken? No. 445 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,230 - Hi. 446 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,966 I'm Roland, Roland Schitt, mayor. 447 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,002 Roland Schitt. - Kitty. 448 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,903 - Kitty, how are you? 449 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,740 Are you enjoying your stay in our town? 450 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,075 - It's been really good, mhmm. - Oh... 451 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,377 Hmm. 452 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,512 - So Roland, look, why don't we head down to the office 453 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,781 if we, uh, wanna chat? 454 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,182 - Who's Ken? 455 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,518 - Well, Ken is probably her husband. 456 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,721 - Uh huh, and she doesn't know what he looks like? 457 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,623 - Gentlemen. - Uhhh... 458 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,459 Uh-huh. 459 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,096 - Excuse me. - You betcha. 460 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,099 (Laughs) Oh, Johnny. 461 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,303 Well, I see why you've had such a great week. 462 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,773 - Okay, I don't know what you're implying, 463 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,608 but I don't like your tone. 464 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,076 - Johnny, please. 465 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,011 This little operation has been on the council's radar 466 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,479 for quite a while now, 467 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,715 and I'm sorry, but that was no Sunday school teacher 468 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,116 coming outta here! 469 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,252 - Okay, look, this whole thing was a mistake. 470 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,586 This whole thing! 471 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,121 But I'm working on it, 472 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,990 I'm working to shut it down, quickly. 473 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,392 - Well, I'm really happy to hear that, 474 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,760 because I would hate to have to assert my mayoral authority 475 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,162 in a situation like this, yes? 476 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,998 - Yeah, and nobody wants to avoid that more than me. 477 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,633 - Good. Okay. 478 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,435 Well, you know what, I'm glad I helped you fix your, uh, 479 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,704 broken moral compass. 480 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,839 - Well, there's nothing wrong with my moral compass, but-- 481 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,573 - All right, well, why don't we tell Kitty that? 482 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,341 (Snickers) 483 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,212 (Laughs) 484 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,781 - Ah, I'd love to see that! 485 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,083 - So I was thinking, for the chorus, 486 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,651 - Yeah? - we could sway, 487 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,886 like we're actually islands in the stream. 488 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,455 - Oh yeah, that's good. 489 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,090 - Hi, I'm here! 490 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,959 - Moira, what about your big movie? 491 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,961 - Oh that, they're still hounding me, 492 00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:00,031 but I took a moment to stop and think 493 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,366 about what is really important in life, 494 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,670 and while the Bosnian Riviera is a majestic locale, 495 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,174 it can't hold a candle to singing with you 496 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,243 wonderful working women here, 497 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,178 in our makeshift rehearsal studio. 498 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,147 - Well, I'm flattered, 499 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,383 but Twyla's been working on your part for the duet, 500 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,285 and I really don't think that that would be 501 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,421 in the spirit of things to take that from her. 502 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,691 - But the song was my idea, Jocelyn. 503 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,960 John and I made David to that song, 504 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,495 in Pusitano. 505 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,464 - Hey, why don't we just show you how we're doing, 506 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,467 and you can offer up some professional advice, 507 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,369 for now. 508 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,670 - Okay. 509 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,875 (Clears throat) 510 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,914 Jocelyn and Twyla: ♪ From one lover to another ♪ 511 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,949 ♪ Uh huh ♪ 512 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,451 ♪ Islands in the stream ♪ 513 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,752 - (Scatting) 514 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,154 Jocelyn and Twyla: ♪ That is what we are ♪ 515 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,688 - ♪ K-H-E-O-K! ♪ 516 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,557 Jocelyn and Twyla: ♪ No one in between ♪ 517 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,693 (Moira sings in another language) 518 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,297 Jocelyn and Twyla: ♪ Sail away with me to another world ♪ 519 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,166 (Moira sings loudly) 520 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:12,036 Jocelyn and Twyla: ♪ And we'll be lying with each other, uh huh ♪ 521 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,504 - ♪ Uh huh ♪