1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,103 (Car rumbles) 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,706 (Brakes squeak) 3 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,610 - Okay well, you could've dropped me off back there! 4 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,011 - Oh, don't be silly honey, 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,080 we're happy to drive you right to the door. 6 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,582 - Yeah, this is an iconic moment in all of our lives, 7 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,451 and I think we should experience it to the fullest. 8 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,620 Moira: We're very proud of you, Alexis. 9 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,621 - Thank you. 10 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:25,657 - Is that appropriate attire for high school, 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,025 do you think? 12 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,693 - Yeah well, what's wrong with it?! - Well... 13 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,395 - Well, now you're making me nervous! 14 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,563 - Anyway, just don't trust anyone 15 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,465 that wants to be your friend on the first day, okay? 16 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,667 - And you mustn't let anyone push you around, 17 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,270 I will not relive that bullying nightmare. 18 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,304 - I wasn't bullied. 19 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,739 - She doesn't mean you, Alexis. 20 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,141 - Uh, it wasn't that bad. 21 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:44,309 - That's the heartbreaking part, 22 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,445 He was so blissfully unaware. 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,447 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - Ugh! 24 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,415 - Okay, I think you're brave. 25 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,417 - Well, that's very nice of you to say, David. 26 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,685 - Okay, he's being sarcastic! 27 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,420 - What?! - Oh. - It's a defense mechanism. 28 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:58,156 From all the bullying. - Oh my God! 29 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:01,527 ♪♪ 30 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:04,663 (Dog barks) 31 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:10,035 - (Sighs) I can't tell what's more tragic, 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,971 the fact that the only store in town is closing, 33 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,406 or that they've... 34 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:18,310 decided to display fungal cream beside the cereal boxes. 35 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,278 - That's actually really convenient, 36 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,114 because I forgot to have breakfast, 37 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:23,315 and I'm running low on fungal cream, so... 38 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,016 - I don't wanna hear you say fungal again. 39 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,184 - Fungal? 40 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,987 - Yeah, it's like they knew what the consumer wanted, 41 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:32,057 and then ran in the opposite direction. 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,493 - Finding everything okay? - Yes. Yeah. 43 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,294 - It's sad about the store. 44 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:38,530 - Thank you, it's been very hard. 45 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,632 - Yeah, I can imagine. 46 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,502 - Yeah, they just missed the mark, you know? 47 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,403 I mean, this store in the right hands 48 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,239 could be very lucrative. 49 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,374 - Uh huh, and by the right hands, you mean your hands? 50 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,042 - Well, I mean someone with faultless taste 51 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,577 who understands what people want and need, 52 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,480 and if those happen to be my hands, then... 53 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,649 - So why don't you do something about it? 54 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,184 - I'm pretty sure telling them that they've driven 55 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,185 their store into the ground 56 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,419 might be rubbing salt in the wound. 57 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,455 - No, I'm saying ever since you walked in here 58 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,624 you've been talking about how you would've done things differently, 59 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,693 so now's your chance. 60 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,228 - Okay, your eyebrows never move, 61 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,664 so I can't tell whether you're being serious or not. 62 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,432 - I think you should put what little money you have 63 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,735 where your mouth is. 64 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,970 - I do have a very good idea. 65 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,338 - What you lack in most things, 66 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,574 you make up for in unsubstantiated confidence. 67 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,608 - Okay, are we good to go?! 68 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,510 Jocelyn: Good morning, class. 69 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,212 I'm sure you have all noticed 70 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,648 there's a new student in our midst. 71 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:33,485 let's give a warm welcome to Alexis Rose. 72 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,287 She is here until the end of the semester 73 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,289 to finish her diploma. 74 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,690 (Applause) 75 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,494 Okay, so let's open our books. 76 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:46,264 - Oh um, I'd just like to say a few words. 77 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,533 - Okay, we're actually just running a little bit behind. 78 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:49,768 - Hey. - Oh. 79 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,604 - So as Jocelyn said, my name is Alexis, 80 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,073 and yes, I did not finish high school. 81 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,642 Um, it's this long, boring story involving a yacht, 82 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,311 and a famous soccer player, 83 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,612 and like... 84 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,447 a ton of mushrooms. 85 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,282 anyway, I think it would be so great 86 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,450 if we could just go around the room, 87 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,185 and everyone could tell me like, 88 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,087 five things about yourself. 89 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,290 Jocelyn: Actually, we don't have time for that today. 90 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,526 Maybe you could talk between classes, 91 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:17,295 or after school, or on the weekends. 92 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,431 - Yeah, totally. - Yeah. Okay. 93 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:22,000 - So just find me after class, or... 94 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,270 Ivan: Good morning, Twyla. 95 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,340 Sorry I'm late, but I have morning muffins. 96 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,441 - Oh, thanks, Ivan. 97 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,376 Yeah, they keep selling out. 98 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,677 - Ivan! 99 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,379 Bob's friend? - Oh yeah! 100 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,147 - Johnny Rose, remember? 101 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,115 - Bagels, I know, yes. 102 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,284 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, bagels. 103 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,120 Oh, I see you have a new enterprise. 104 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,557 - Yeah, it was always my dream to bake muffins. 105 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:46,725 - Well, funny you should mention it, 106 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,728 because I'm thinking of doing a continental breakfast 107 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:50,729 at the motel, 108 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,364 and this could be uh... very helpful. 109 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,733 - Yeah. I not make breakfast. 110 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,136 - No, no, no, a continental breakfast, 111 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,472 just pastries and coffee. 112 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,240 - No coffee. 113 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,210 - Oh, I wouldn't expect you to make the coffee. 114 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,380 - No, I make coffee, but only for myself. 115 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,315 - Yeah, no, no, it's just your muffins 116 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,550 that I'm interested in. 117 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,052 - I bake for Twyla. 118 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,588 - Oh, but it's always nice to have new customers. 119 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,491 - Yes, yes, I think we should talk about this, Ivan. 120 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:22,261 Yeah, I'd love to see your operation. 121 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:27,065 - Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, just come by place 122 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,967 and I show you kitchen. 123 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,636 Yes. Yeah. 124 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,505 Well, yeah, okay. - Good, yes. 125 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,408 - Yes, see you. - Bye! 126 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,277 - So long. 127 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,514 - Wow, this could be very exciting. 128 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,115 You know, a continental breakfast could add 129 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,151 an extra star on our rating. 130 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:50,422 - Oh wow, so how many stars would that give you? 131 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,123 - One. 132 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,259 Roland: So, there are carols playing, 133 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,329 and it snows inside all day long. 134 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,997 - Gwen's gonna lose her mind! 135 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,467 - Shh! Shh! Shh! 136 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:03,568 - What now?! 137 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,470 - No need to terminate your chitter-chatter 138 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,105 on our accounts. 139 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,674 - You gonna tell them, or should I? 140 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,277 - Ladies, um we have some good news... 141 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,646 - Christmas world! Moving into town! 142 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,248 - Bob, okay, there's a way to do these things, 143 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,184 and I'm the one who's supposed to lead these meetings, 144 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,118 all right? 145 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,619 - They wanna take over the general store. 146 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,521 - Bob! - I'm sorry! 147 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:26,191 - It's just, you know, it's big news. 148 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,194 - And what on earth is a Christmas World? 149 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,563 - They sell Christmas stuff all year round. 150 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,331 - But is this really the kind of business 151 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:35,333 we want in this town? 152 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,103 - You know, I have yet to find an ornament in there 153 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,471 that I'd put on my tree, 154 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:43,141 and I heard those little elves they have running around, 155 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,543 they're actually underage kids. 156 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,579 - Ladies, if we don't approve this, 157 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,581 then Christmas World will take its fake snow, 158 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,517 and its all-you-can-drink nog fountain to Elmdale! 159 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,486 - Well, that makes our decision easy. 160 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,121 - Oh, Moira! 161 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,589 Moira, Moira, Moira. 162 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,524 A word to the wise, okay? 163 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,260 you don't vote against Christmas. 164 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,162 It's huge business. 165 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,330 Tourist dollars! 166 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,399 - Well, I'm not voting for it. 167 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:10,135 - I'm inclined to side with Veronica on this. 168 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,136 - (Groans) 169 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,971 - All right, look guys, this is a big decision. 170 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,372 Let's take a little time to think about it. 171 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,975 It's-it's Christmas World! 172 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,610 We don't wanna get on their naughty list. 173 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:19,644 (Chuckles) 174 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,615 (Laughs) 175 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,683 (Birds chirp) 176 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:28,987 Ivan: Oh. 177 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,422 This is where I bake. 178 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:31,556 I have three ovens. 179 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,358 Is tradition in my family. 180 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,127 We make vatritza, burek, gibantsa... 181 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:39,497 and now I making uh, Danish, eclair, 182 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:42,467 American-style toaster popping tart. 183 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,669 - Wow, that sounds great, Ivan, 184 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,704 but I was thinking... 185 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,640 cinnamon buns. 186 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,575 You know, the smell of cinnamon 187 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,111 in the motel lobby, mmm! 188 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,046 - Mr. Rose, for you, I can make anything. 189 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,714 - Great. - Blueberry bun, 190 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:57,749 butter tart, 191 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,717 blueberry butter tart with raisin, 192 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,086 blueberry butter tart with chips of chocolate-- 193 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:05,023 - Well, let's just stick with cinnamon buns for now, 194 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,391 and if this works, 195 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,326 we'll take it from there. 196 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,595 - And I'm giving you special price. 197 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:11,429 - Thank you. 198 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,965 - Because you know Twyla. 199 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,667 - Yes, I do. 200 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,636 - I watch you make her laugh. 201 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,172 - You watch me make her laugh? 202 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,575 - Mhmm. - Oh, so you... 203 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,277 you like Twyla! 204 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,080 Oh, well, you should uh... 205 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,515 talk to her, I guess. 206 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,083 - No, no, I can't. 207 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,619 I try, but when I speak, 208 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,455 is like many, many muffin in my mouth. 209 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,123 You talk for me? 210 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:40,692 - Oh, no, no, no, 211 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,127 I wouldn't be too comfortable doing that, no. 212 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,729 - You just say nice thing. 213 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,397 I'll give you cinnamon bun for free. 214 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,099 You say, he's a good man, 215 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,735 hard worker, never hurt no one. 216 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,971 - Well, I wouldn't lead with that but uh... 217 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,640 no, no, I think this is better coming from you. 218 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,710 (Crickets chirp) 219 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,313 (Knocking) 220 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:03,214 - Hmm? 221 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,416 - So, I have some news. 222 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:07,385 - Oh David, I'm not sure I'm in the mood 223 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,288 to hear about another sexual exploit. 224 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,023 I'm sorry, who is it this time? 225 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:15,226 - I have actually been thinking about going back to work. 226 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,562 - That's wonderful! 227 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,097 You've received an offer? 228 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:22,133 - Um, it's more of a plan for an idea 229 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,970 of a-a thing that I will be working at. 230 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,106 - Well, that sounds less concrete, 231 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,475 but full of promise, I'm sure. 232 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,478 I know you've been moping about the motel for some time now. 233 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,713 - Mm, decompressing. 234 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,182 Um, and from that decompression 235 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:42,020 came the idea to start my own business. 236 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,521 - Hmm! 237 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:47,091 And just what is this exciting new venture? 238 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,094 - I plan to submit a lease application 239 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,063 for the general store. 240 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,434 - Ha! Oh! Can you imagine? 241 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,472 ...Not seizing on this opportunity. 242 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,341 - Well, I'll be investing some of the money 243 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,009 I got from the Blouse Barn. 244 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,112 - Mhmm, a bold decision. 245 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:11,449 Especially since the previous business has since gone under. 246 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,684 Dare I say, 247 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,119 the space might be cursed? 248 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,489 - Okay, the general store was a disaster. 249 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,992 - And your plan is to raise it from the ashes? 250 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,095 Well, that's a risky move on the part of your investors. 251 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,030 - I don't have any investors. 252 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,333 It's just me. 253 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,034 - Just you? 254 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:33,638 - I am doing this all on my own. 255 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,473 - All on your own? 256 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,976 - Yeah, I've actually given it a lot of thought. 257 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,944 - You have? 258 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:42,347 - You're the that's been telling me to get back to work! 259 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,048 - I did? - Oh my God! 260 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,184 - What, I'm simply asking questions! 261 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,553 - No, you're not, you're just repeating random things 262 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,687 that I've been saying! 263 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:52,156 - Oh, far be it from me to stand in your way 264 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:55,660 while you roll the dice with your hard-earned savings! 265 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,596 - Thank you! 266 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,065 That's all you had to say. 267 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,707 Ronnie: Who wants a silver tree? 268 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,176 The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers, 269 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,778 and single men over 40, 270 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,147 and my cousin, who is a single man over 40. 271 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,152 - Oh, what a startling little tannenbaum. 272 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,854 To whom do we owe our reciprocity 273 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,756 for this yuletide gift? 274 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,992 - It says Christmas World right on it. 275 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,927 - Oh, I see! 276 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,696 Sometimes the eyes won't allow the brain 277 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,665 to see things at first. 278 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,701 Like the cultural and economic benefits... 279 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:40,071 of a seasonally specific store. 280 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,573 - Okay, what did they send you? 281 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,909 - Nothing, I assure you. 282 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,612 But when one considers the alternatives... 283 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,181 - Moira, are you caving on this? 284 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,183 - I'm just thinking out loud. 285 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,486 What if a young, independent 286 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,789 business person were to step in? 287 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,793 I worry, one worries, 288 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,062 you worry, are they too naive, 289 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,596 or overly coddled, 290 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,732 or emotionally precious 291 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,768 to handle the rigor of establishing a business? 292 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,170 - Look, I uh... 293 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,606 I don't wanna pressure anyone, 294 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:16,841 but uh... 295 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,711 Gwen did tell me if I uh, 296 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,046 I don't get Christmas World passed, 297 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,848 I shouldn't come home. 298 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,650 (Laughs) 299 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,853 I shouldn't... I shouldn't come home. 300 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,556 - Okay, let's put it to a vote. 301 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,192 Shall we? 302 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,895 All those in favor of Christmas World? 303 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,600 - Hah! Done! 304 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:43,835 Thank you, Moira! 305 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,470 (Phone rings) 306 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,773 - It's Gwen. 307 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,708 The woman has a sixth sense. 308 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,010 Hi honey, are you sitting down? 309 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,113 - Trust me, it's for the best. 310 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,782 - It's happening! (Laughs) 311 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,917 It's really happening! 312 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,420 Jocelyn: So here's the thing about Marie Antoinette. 313 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,889 Even though I love to eat cake, 314 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,191 I think I'd be pretty annoyed with her myself. 315 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,826 I see your hand up Alexis, 316 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,795 it's just that you probably haven't had a chance 317 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,196 to catch up. 318 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,332 - Okay, it's just that she never actually said 319 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,600 "let them eat cake." 320 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,469 - Um well, that depends on who you ask. 321 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:19,804 - Hmm, well, I asked Kirsten Dunst, 322 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,739 who played her in the movie. 323 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,475 Um, that line was actually written years before 324 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,677 Marie Antoinette allegedly said it. 325 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,813 And um, Kirsten also told me at the premiere 326 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,581 that she was jealous of my bangs. 327 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,283 - Thank you for that contribution 328 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,484 to the discussion, now-- 329 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,453 - My friends used to call me Marie, 330 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,355 And that was mainly because I was casually 331 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,490 seeing Prince Harry, so there was the whole like, 332 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,392 is she gonna be a princess thing, 333 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,294 um, but it's also because we were going through 334 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,830 this very dark phase where we were just like, 335 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,665 partying too hard. 336 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,833 Jocelyn: Thank you for your enthusiasm, 337 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,636 it's just that we have a lot to cover here. 338 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,337 Girls? 339 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,174 What did I say about passing notes in class? 340 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,309 I'll see you both after school. 341 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,644 You know who else passed notes? 342 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,514 This lady passed a lot of secret notes, 343 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:06,484 and eventually was killed. 344 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,721 - Oh hi, how are you? 345 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,558 - Very busy. - How am I?! Terrific! 346 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,060 Aside from the fact that I caught wind 347 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:20,498 that Christmas World was moving into the general store. 348 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,767 Just when I thought that the taste levels in this town 349 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,403 were already scraping the bottom of the barrel. 350 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,071 - Oh! Tell me about it. 351 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,272 - Hmm... 352 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,341 - So you can imagine my surprise when I found out 353 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,410 that the deciding factor in all of this 354 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,478 was my own mother! 355 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,147 It seems extremely off brand 356 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,750 to support a disgusting big box store like that. 357 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,652 - (Sighs) 358 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,555 - David, sit, please. 359 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,728 I know you think what I did was cruel, 360 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,598 but I was just protecting you. 361 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,366 And I'd say you'll understand one day, 362 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,168 but you don't enjoy children, 363 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,870 so perhaps you won't. 364 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,671 - Okay, protect me from what? 365 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,506 - From yourself. 366 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,075 Your father and I have not prepared you 367 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,143 for an undertaking of this scope! 368 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,778 - Okay, what about all the galleries? 369 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,746 Those were all me. 370 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,716 I've run businesses before. 371 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,719 - Never on your own, and never without a safety net. 372 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,787 - I don't know how many times I have to thank you 373 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,356 for the start-up money! 374 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,626 But I opened those galleries myself. 375 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,161 - And who do you think bought all that art, 376 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,564 and sold out all your shows? 377 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,199 - Uh, my patrons. 378 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:38,543 - And who do you think bought all your patrons? 379 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,080 - (Gasps) 380 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,289 - So you're telling me that my entire professional career 381 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,290 was a sham?! 382 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,725 - We helped you because we could! 383 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,161 And now I realize that might not have been 384 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,130 the best thing for you or your autonomy, but-- 385 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,032 - Okay, well, now I guess I'll never find out 386 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,467 if I could've succeeded on my own. 387 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,736 - David! 388 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,038 (Door bang shut) 389 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:10,675 (Slams) 390 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,347 (Bell on door jingles) 391 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,417 Ivan: Hello, Mr. Rose. 392 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,052 Cinnamon buns for you. 393 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,787 - Oh Ivan, thank you. 394 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,157 Ohh! These smell amazing! 395 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,093 - And I have muffins for Twyla. 396 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,295 - Oh. - Yeah, I'm going to talk to her now. 397 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,097 - Good luck. - Yeah. 398 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,465 (Chuckles) 399 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,403 - Hi, Ivan. - Um... 400 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,605 Here's the muffins. 401 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,275 Goodbye. - Yeah. 402 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,644 - Wow! 403 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,446 - Mr. Rose, I blow it. 404 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,350 - Oh, well, there's always tomorrow, Ivan. 405 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,251 No, no, don't-- all right, have a seat. 406 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,154 - I always watch romantic movies. 407 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,456 "Got Mail," 408 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,591 "When Harry Met Sally," 409 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,093 "Smell of Woman." 410 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,262 - Yeah, Ivan, you don't want to be over-preparing. 411 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,598 - Oh. - Hey, guys. 412 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,301 What can I get you? - I'm good man. 413 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,137 - Okay, and? 414 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,538 - I'll have the waffles. 415 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,574 - And uh, eggs, 416 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,776 uh, uh, 417 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,013 what does dog say before the breakfast? 418 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,417 Bun appetite. 419 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,719 Bun appetite. 420 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,322 Bun... 421 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:35,092 Bone appetit, I think it's a dog bone joke. 422 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,595 Bun appetite. 423 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,131 Eggs and waffles. - Hmm, yes. 424 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,200 - Coming up. 425 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,469 - Yeah. - I know. 426 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,172 - Oh, well... 427 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:52,076 I think uh a little quality control on this 428 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:55,246 wouldn't hurt, huh? - Yeah, yes. 429 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,214 (Bell rings) 430 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,687 - Hey, I think that we started out on the wrong foot. 431 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,157 And like, I totally get it, there's a new girl in town, 432 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,259 and that can be super intimidating, 433 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,326 but I just wanted to let you know 434 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,530 that I'm actually very approachable. 435 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,432 - Okay. - Okay. 436 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,734 - So why don't you just show me what that note says. 437 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:25,676 - Girls, passing notes in class is not only disruptive 438 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,080 to the whole student body-- - I started it. 439 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:33,050 I passed the note to Steph M. and Becky. 440 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,086 - Alexis, if you're gonna be in this class, 441 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,389 you are gonna have to learn to be less disruptive. 442 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,491 Now let's see what was so important. 443 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:43,194 - That really isn't necessary, Mrs. Schitt. 444 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,196 "Alexis is too pretty, 445 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,834 and everyone's talking about the dress. 446 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,502 So gorge." 447 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,242 Okay, I love that you're so confident, 448 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,510 - Mhmm. 449 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,744 - It's just that we're going to have to focus 450 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,646 a little less on ourselves, 451 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:05,382 and a little more on the material. 452 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,018 - Totally. - Okay. 453 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,323 - I stole this dress from Ashlee Simpson. 454 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,493 Or like, she stole it from me, and then I stole it back. 455 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,162 - Do you wanna have lunch tomorrow? 456 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,264 - Sure. 457 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,038 - I just find it extremely violating. 458 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,241 - Because your parents threw money at you? 459 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,442 - Yes! 460 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,576 They paid for everything, 461 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,679 it's like a form of child abuse. 462 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,081 - Don't quote me on this, 463 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,118 but it seems like their intentions were good. 464 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,287 I mean, they didn't buy all the good reviews 465 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,655 your galleries got. 466 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,223 - Who's to say?! 467 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,527 - Yeah, I mean, they do give me a small weekly stipend 468 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,228 for to hanging out with you, so... 469 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,797 - Ugh! 470 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,299 - David, there you are. 471 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,800 I come bearing good news. 472 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,103 - And what's that, your friends at Christmas World 473 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,038 are looking for a deeply embittered, 474 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,174 mildly Hebraic-looking elf?! 475 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,341 - I thought you might like to know 476 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:08,112 that council has agreed to accept your application. 477 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,616 - What about Christmas World? 478 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,652 - I had a very effective strategy 479 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,687 to change everyone's minds, 480 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,189 that I ultimately didn't get to use, 481 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,758 because Christmas World pulled out. 482 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,493 - This is good news! 483 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,398 - I mean, yeah, if someone hadn't snuffed out 484 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,167 the last remaining embers of my self-confidence. 485 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,603 - Why don't you channel some of that charming self-pity 486 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,272 into a business plan, okay? 487 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,407 Because the lease is yours, David, 488 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,109 if you still want it. 489 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,146 - Which he does. 490 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,147 - If there's anyone in this town 491 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,081 who might have the eye 492 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,750 to create something truly beautiful, 493 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,052 it's you, David. 494 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,222 And me, but in this case, you. 495 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,092 - (Sighs) Okay. 496 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,696 I will submit my application. 497 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,365 (Crickets chirp) 498 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,869 - There's cinnamon buns in the lobby! 499 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,304 These are good. 500 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,305 - I know, where are these from? 501 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,341 - Yeah, I got those for the motel. 502 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,942 They're supposed to be for the guests! 503 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,477 - Okay, well, they were just sitting there. 504 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,479 - Oh, they weren't just sitting there, Alexis, 505 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,948 they're the product of a lot of hard work! 506 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:18,949 Moira: John? 507 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,985 - In here, Moira. 508 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,653 - There are cinnamon buns in the lobby! 509 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,755 - Oh come on, Moira, Moira! 510 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,992 These are for the continental breakfast we're offering 511 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,426 at the motel! 512 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:30,728 - Continental breakfast? 513 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,997 - They're for the guests! - How whimsical. 514 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,798 - It's a start, it's a start, 515 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,033 it's a big step. 516 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,369 - What exactly goes into a "continental breakfast?" 517 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,004 - It's a breakfast, David, 518 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,906 it's a light breakfast with pastries and coffee. 519 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,675 - What's continental about that? 520 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,277 - It's for business travelers, 521 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,012 travelling the continent, 522 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,781 eating breakfast, and... 523 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,449 continental travelling. 524 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,418 - That doesn't sound even remotely correct. 525 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,886 - Well, it's European, Moira. 526 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,389 So-okay, come on, seriously! 527 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,590 There's only one left?! 528 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,692 - I know, Stevie was eating the other one. 529 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:02,760 - Here, why don't you have this, 530 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,694 and I'll take the big one. 531 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,629 - It's all right, I'll take care of it. 532 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,899 Well, I guess it would be wrong to serve the guests day-olds. 533 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,702 You know this bun added a star to our rating? 534 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,970 - How many did we have before? 535 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,205 - Not the point!