1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:05,570 Johnny: Oh, Moira, kids... this is so unnecessary. 2 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,205 - What is it? 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,841 - It's a gift from us to your father. 4 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,943 - Okay. Yeah, I rather not attach my name to a gift 5 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,812 that I had no hand in selecting. 6 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:16,648 Oh, God. 7 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,285 - Oh my God. 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,087 Where'd you find this, honey? 9 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,256 - Well, Moira told me it was down at the post office-- 10 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,391 - I was talking to my wife. 11 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,560 - The Van Housens found it in their storage room 12 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:30,729 and thought that we should have it. 13 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,164 - (Shocked gasps) 14 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,032 Who's that in the back? 15 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,867 - That's Moira. 16 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,670 - Flattering. 17 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,205 - It's a family portrait, Roland. 18 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,374 - Oh...you... 19 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,309 You all look like cartoons. 20 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,710 - Wow. - It's so weird, 21 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:47,145 I don't even remember posing for this. 22 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,547 - Because you didn't. 23 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,148 You were in rehab when we sat for this. 24 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:52,250 - I wasn't in rehab, 25 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,020 I was at rehab visiting Stavros. 26 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,488 - Oh, that's right. 27 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,391 We had your face painted on the body of my assistant. 28 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,560 - Hm. That's why you look so good. 29 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,161 - (Fake chuckle) 30 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,330 - Well, I love it. 31 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,265 Let's get this inside. 32 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,301 David. - Huh? What? 33 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,071 - $20 bucks, I'll give you a hand taking it in. 34 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,273 - Oh yeah. David. - What?! 35 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,708 - $30 buck, I'll help you in with it. 36 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,143 - Right. David! 37 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,212 - I don't know what! What? What? What? 38 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,613 What do you want? 39 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,715 - $40 buck and I'll help you in with in. 40 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,217 I can keep going up. 41 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,751 Can play this game all day, pal. 42 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:30,622 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:38,296 - I can't tell if this room is just very, very small, 44 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:41,266 or if the portrait is very, very big. 45 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:44,769 - Well, I think it's quite possible that both are true. 46 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,037 - (Sighs) 47 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:48,707 Do you think the Van Housens had it enlarged? 48 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:51,443 - No, this is the actual size. 49 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,812 Remember, Reiner wanted to paint it twice as big. 50 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,081 - Oh, look at it, John. 51 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,750 - Well, don't worry, we'll... we'll find a place for it. 52 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,720 You know, we can take things off a wall, 53 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,523 or rearrange some furniture. 54 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,425 Maybe move some wigs. 55 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,564 - Oh John, I know how nostalgic you still get for the old days, 56 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:16,468 and I just wanted to do something thoughtful for you. 57 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:19,538 - Oh, Moira, this portrait is a wonderful reminder 58 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:22,807 of your generous spirit 59 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,743 and the... 60 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,680 enormous strength of this family. 61 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,550 - Aw... 62 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,354 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,523 (Hammering outside) 64 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,394 - Um, is that your juice? 65 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,795 - No. Technically, I think it's our juice 66 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,797 because you just took it from the fridge 67 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,432 and didn't pay for it so... 68 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,934 - Mhm. Um... 69 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:52,504 It's just that I don't normally share beverages with people. 70 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,372 - Really. That is shocking news. 71 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,841 - Yeah. Yeah. 72 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,610 Fortunately, you look like you have a clean mouth so... 73 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,579 - Sorry. A clean mouth? 74 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,747 Yeah. Some people have nice, clean mouths, 75 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,884 and some people have sloppy mouths. 76 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,086 - I see. (Chuckles) 77 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,822 So, hey, I was thinking about our launch party, 78 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,592 and I think we should take out like a full page 79 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,360 in the local news, and just make it- 80 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,195 make it a thing, you know. 81 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:20,565 - Hm. Well, do you not think people are gonna show? 82 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,033 - No, no. I do. 83 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:23,935 I just think if we're going big, let's go big. 84 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,338 - Yeah. 'Cause um, 'cause I was thinking 85 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,139 what if we did like a soft launch. 86 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,342 Um, and you know, just test the store out 87 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,710 on a small group of people. 88 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,412 Did like an exclusive VIP guest list, 89 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:35,914 and offered, you know, 90 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,650 a friends and family discount as incentive. 91 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,085 - Ha, now it's sounding like 92 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,953 you don't think people will show. 93 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,622 - No, I do. 94 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,024 I do think that people will come. 95 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,593 It's just, you know, I look to like Gwyneth 96 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,495 who soft-launched the goop newsletter 97 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,464 and now it's a thriving lifestyle publication 98 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:53,898 slash empire. 99 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,433 - I have no idea what you're talking about, 100 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:56,835 but it's up to you. 101 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,603 Either way you need to call the electrician 102 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,673 to hang these lights that were supposed to be up a week ago. 103 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,508 - Yeah. Yeah. I was waiting 104 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,510 I was waiting for a call back from him. 105 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,545 Hm. But you know what I'm gonna do? 106 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,014 I'm gonna follow up. 107 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,548 - Sure. 108 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,783 - Can I have my juice back, please? 109 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,718 - No. You've got a sloppy mouth. 110 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,757 - Hey, did Mrs. Syzlak call? 111 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,558 She's late for her appointment. 112 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,794 - Um yeah. She cancelled. 113 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,829 She said that her cat is better. 114 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,998 - She doesn't have a cat. 115 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,967 - Okay. Sorry, who am I thinking of? 116 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,503 Um, somebody isn't coming in today 117 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,705 and someone's cat is better. 118 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,875 Oh, and someone's something may be worse... 119 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:39,678 - Is everything okay? 120 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,012 You usually take down the messages, 121 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,447 even if you forget to give them to me. 122 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,316 - It's just that my grades are being posted today 123 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,418 so I'm just kind of avoiding the computer. 124 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,553 - Oh. O-o-okay. 125 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,755 Well, that's not really an option 126 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,558 so how about I just look for you. 127 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,827 - No, it's okay, I can do it. 128 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,595 It's just that if I fail 129 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,664 I may need the afternoon off. 130 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,700 - Also not an option, 131 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,102 but I will be here for you if it's bad news. 132 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,471 - Oh my God, Ted. 133 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,506 I passed! - Really? 134 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,842 - Yeah. I got a 60 and a 65! 135 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,744 - Alexis, those are the class averages. 136 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,113 You got a 63 and a 68! 137 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,548 - Oh my God! 138 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,116 (Happy laughter) 139 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,223 - Well... Congrats. 140 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,458 - Um. Thank you. 141 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,728 Um, I'm just... 142 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,696 I'm just gonna call Mrs. Syzlak. 143 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,432 And just make sure that her cat is doing okay. 144 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,001 - It's Mrs. Syzlak and she doesn't have a cat. 145 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,036 But you should call her back. and I, in the mean time, 146 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,872 will go to get back to... work-o. 147 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,540 - Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. 148 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,578 Hmm. Okay. 149 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,717 - Hi, so I wanted to talk to you about-- 150 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,319 Oh my God. 151 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,720 - Yeah. I know. 152 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:56,955 We're still looking for a place to hang it. 153 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,356 - Did it grow? 154 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:01,259 Can we cover it with something or...? 155 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,927 - I tried. The sheets aren't big enough. 156 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,629 - Can we help you, David? 157 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,531 - Uh, yes. 158 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,933 Actually I wanted you to be the first to know 159 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,503 that Patrick and I will be launching the store 160 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,837 this Friday. 161 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,239 - (Claps) Ooh! 162 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,940 - Oh great new! A grand opening. 163 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,976 - Hm. We've doing more of a soft launch. 164 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,645 - I don't like the sound of that. 165 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,113 - Why? 166 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,982 It's actually a very effective business strategy. 167 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,785 And it's always better to go under. 168 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,153 - Go under? - No. 169 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,854 - David, if the business is foundering 170 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,756 it's best to tell us now. 171 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,825 - No! When it comes to expectations 172 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,928 It's always to go under than over. 173 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,596 - Yeah, I don't know if that's true, son. 174 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:41,232 Every Rose video we opened had fireworks. 175 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,268 Day or night. People love pizzazz. 176 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,236 - Okay, well, this is gonna be the opposite of that. 177 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,806 We're inviting a select group of VIP's, 178 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:51,209 and offering a 25 percent friends and family discount. 179 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,344 - Well, that sounds meek. 180 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,646 - Okay. 181 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,681 - Friends are getting the same discount as family? 182 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,016 That doesn't sound right. 183 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,384 - Well, that's what we're doing. 184 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,919 - Well, what if your mother and I go in 185 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,253 and buy something together? 186 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,088 Does that mean we get a 50 percent discount? 187 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:07,759 - Why would you wanna spend less money at my store? 188 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,928 - David, we are happy to support 189 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,230 this modest little vigil you're hosting 190 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,065 but to hand out discounts 191 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,700 before the store has even been birthed 192 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,669 it sounds a tad defeatist. 193 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,972 I hope you don't mind if I keep this information to myself. 194 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,107 - I don't want you to share the news. 195 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:25,310 The smaller the better. 196 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:27,846 - Oh, rarely has that been a recipe for success. 197 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,114 - I'm really glad I came in here. 198 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,719 - We love you! - Keep reaching, son! 199 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,589 (Light knock) 200 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,325 - Hello. 201 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,826 Um, I called Mrs. Syzlak, 202 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:43,127 and sorted it all out. 203 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,562 She will be in tomorrow. 204 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:46,564 So, I'm just gonna go back to my desk. 205 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,466 Which is where I work. 206 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,470 - We should talk about the kiss. 207 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,138 - Definitely. 208 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,941 Personally, I don't think it was that a big deal. 209 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,443 - Yeah. Neither do I. 210 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,711 - We're adults. 211 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,446 We should be allowed to have an adult kiss 212 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,847 from time to time. 213 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,649 - Totally. An adult kiss. - Yes! 214 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,085 - Like when your parents kiss their friends... 215 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,853 on the mouth. 216 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,289 - Yes. Like kissing your parents. 217 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,958 That's exactly what I was going to say. 218 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,527 - Yeah. I mean, we're friends so... 219 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,161 - Agreed. 220 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,898 Oh! Here's something. 221 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,332 Speaking of friend stuff. 222 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:24,168 David is doing this friends and family discount 223 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,937 for his store opening. 224 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,472 And I know that you love discounts. 225 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,241 So. I was thinking that maybe we could go... 226 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,809 - Yeah. That sounds-- 227 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:34,245 - As friends. - Yeah. 228 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,146 - I would go as family, and you would go as friends... 229 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,081 of the family. 230 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,317 - Well, I do love discounts. 231 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,487 That I had to delete groupon from my phone last week. 232 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,090 Just 'cause three vacuums is enough... Vacuums. 233 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,459 - Yeah. Cool. Okay. 234 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,896 So um... Back to work-o. 235 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,066 - Watch out! Oh. 236 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,568 (Light thud) Oh! 237 00:08:56,603 --> 00:09:02,373 ♪ ♪ 238 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,011 - Oh my God. 239 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,513 - Isn't it something? 240 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,315 Huh? (Chuckles) 241 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,417 I always felt something was missing in here 242 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,118 and then it occurred to me 243 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,020 that a lot of family-run businesses 244 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,957 hang a portrait of the family in the workplace. 245 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,459 - Oh. That reminds me, 246 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:25,563 I've been meaning to have my family portrait airlifted in... 247 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,699 - Well, I know it's a little arresting at first. 248 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,968 But I think with time 249 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,836 You won't even know it's here. 250 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:35,473 - Hm. I don't think that's gonna happen. 251 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,844 - You don't look very happy in this. 252 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,646 - Well, it wasn't the style to look happy. 253 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:44,082 The motivation was to look successful. 254 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:48,086 You know this used to hang in the great hall of our house. 255 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,655 - Oh, now this seems a little understated for a great hall. 256 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,358 - I'd look at it every morning. 257 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:56,227 The family often wasn't all together back then, 258 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,597 but I could look at this and there we were. 259 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:03,401 - Well, you're together like all the time now. 260 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,570 So who needs this, right? 261 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,040 - Well, that's true. 262 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,442 But this happens to be one of the only possessions 263 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,378 that wasn't sold off. 264 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,682 - Really? You'd think there'd be more of a market 265 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,486 for oversized paintings of other people's families. 266 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,393 Why does it seem like Mrs. Roses eyes 267 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,161 are following me? 268 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,829 - Oh, she paid extra for that. 269 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,171 Twyla: Here you go. 270 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,539 Two tuna melts. 271 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,041 - Oh. I didn't order tuna melts, 272 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,475 but I don't have time-- 273 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,811 - Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind, 274 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,945 but I told a few people about your big store opening. 275 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,481 - Big store opening? 276 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,650 - Isn't it a friends and family sale. 277 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,686 - Yes. 278 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,891 Which is why you would be invited as a friend. 279 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:03,127 Um, who told you about our little-- 280 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,662 - David, 281 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,497 just the guy I wanted to see. 282 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:09,133 Listen, Gwen wanted me to ask you 283 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:12,437 if we both have plus-ones for the opening, 284 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,173 or if we have to be each other's plus-ones. 285 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,874 - Who's Gwen? 286 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,676 - (Laughs) 287 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,313 That's very funny. 288 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,849 - Oh, my mother's boyfriend wanted to bring his secretary. 289 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,150 - He did. 290 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,120 Why not. 291 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,521 Um, I'm gonna go. 292 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,724 But I'm really glad that someone told you. 293 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,961 And Bob. And Gwen. 294 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,531 (Car rumbles) 295 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,467 (Footsteps thud) 296 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,368 (Door creaks open) 297 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,537 - Uh... 298 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,674 how many people did you tell about Friday? 299 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,776 - Just the names on my pre-approved list. Why? 300 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,579 - Because I have been approached by a lot of people 301 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,614 who are not on the pre-approved list. 302 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,316 - Well, you know, sometimes when you tell 303 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,384 everyone that it's exclusive, 304 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,019 then everybody just wants in. 305 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,888 Like how many people are we talking about? 306 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,623 - Uh, I don't know. Twyla's whole family. 307 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,625 So, like, 75? 308 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,026 - (Inhaling whistle) 309 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,728 I should've ordered more food and wine. 310 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,397 Looks like this soft launch is firming up a bit, huh. 311 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,333 - But it's not supposed to be firm. 312 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,667 - Well, with this many people 313 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,269 it's definitely at least semi-firm. 314 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,338 - Okay. Well, as long as it doesn't get hard. 315 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,706 And that's something, 316 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,274 that's what I just said to you, so... 317 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,747 What? 318 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,950 (Low hum of excited laughter and chatter) 319 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,654 Oh my God. 320 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,090 - Hey, back of the line, bro! 321 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,858 - Hey! No cutting! 322 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,394 - Excuse me, this is my store. Who are you? 323 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,729 - I'm Darleen's cousin. 324 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,197 Who the fuck are you? 325 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,598 - My God. 326 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,033 That kind of language, folks, 327 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,103 will not be tolerated at Rose Apothecary. 328 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,472 Thank you. 329 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,474 This is a safe place. 330 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,609 (Doors creak open and shut) 331 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:01,746 Uh, so I was just verbally assaulted 332 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,982 by a very off-brand customer in line outside. 333 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,586 - Well, David, I have really underestimated you. 334 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,521 - How so? 335 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,989 - Who knew you had so many friends. 336 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,825 Or family members, for that matter. 337 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,793 - Okay. What do we do? 338 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,361 I for one blame Gwyneth. 339 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,865 - David, relax. it's going to be fine. 340 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,601 - Oh my God, the lights! 341 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,136 I didn't call the electrician. 342 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,737 (Light clicks on) 343 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,639 - I watched a lot of youtube tutorials. 344 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,474 - This is very impressive. 345 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,912 - Well, there's a good chance I didn't wire that properly, 346 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:35,813 so that's why I also got the insurance 347 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,982 that you forgot to get. - Okay. 348 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,184 Ah, there is only do so much that I can do in a day. 349 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,019 So... um... 350 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,755 Are we ready for this? 351 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,224 - Open the doors. 352 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,992 - Okay... 353 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,697 - Softly. 354 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,232 - Okay. 355 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,337 (Loud hum of chatter) 356 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,872 (Jazz music plays) 357 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,909 - Find everything okay? 358 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,444 (Door creaks open) 359 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,745 (Loud hum of chatter) 360 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,513 (Jazz music plays) 361 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,882 (Cash register rings) 362 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,483 John: Wow. Moira: Wow. 363 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,786 - David did all this? 364 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,488 - I can't believe it. 365 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,424 He's managed to create in this town 366 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,693 something truly winsome. 367 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,062 I would shop here, John. 368 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,999 Even without a nagging sense of obligation. 369 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,637 - And look at, look at the labels on everything. 370 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,939 'Rose Apothecary.' 371 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,910 - The Rose name on another plucky young business. 372 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,580 - We should go congratulate him. 373 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,981 - We should. 374 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,284 But our son is very hard at work. 375 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,926 - Here you go. 376 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,627 And the scarf. 377 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,798 - So um, this says foot cream on it. 378 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,733 What happens if I use it on my hand? 379 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:06,103 - Um, I'm pretty sure your hands are gonna be fine. 380 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,972 - Okay, and it's like 50 percent off 381 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,341 if Jocelyn and I both buy it at the same time? 382 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,009 - Um, n-no. 383 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,878 Have you been talking to my dad about the discount? 384 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,013 - Roly, you can bargain later. 385 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,149 Um, David, I need to ask you a little question 386 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,885 about this baggy of Joshua tree tea? 387 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,453 - Sure. 388 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,955 - Is it drugs? 389 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:27,358 - Uh, no. It's loose leaf tea. 390 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,227 - Okay. Because it smells exactly like-- 391 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,396 - (Sniffs) Oh, come on! Wow! 392 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,968 Geez, I didn't realize this place was a front. 393 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,769 - It's not a front. 394 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,404 That is a tea that Mr. Hockley 395 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,873 makes out of a greenhouse on his farm. 396 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,141 And now that I've said it out loud, 397 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,710 I might have to double check. 398 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,144 - Hmm. Well, honey, 399 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,981 why don't we grab a few bags of Mr. Hockley 400 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,916 - Okay then. I love tea. 401 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,086 - Yeah, I'm a big tea drinker now. 402 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,355 I started drinking tea in high school. 403 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,025 (Birds chirp) 404 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,493 - Cedar dragon. 405 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,928 (Spritzes) 406 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,429 (Sniffs) Hm. well, that's different. 407 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,365 What do you think? 408 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,233 - Hm. 409 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,435 You know? I don't know. 410 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,005 I mean, it's nice but I also, I don't know. 411 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,107 I think you should probably get it 412 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,142 or not, whatever... 413 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,444 - Oh! Look who's here! 414 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,113 - Alexis! And... 415 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,215 - Ted. - Ted. 416 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,117 - Good to see you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. 417 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,886 I take it Alexis has told you the big news? 418 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,321 - Big news? 419 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,823 - Uh, well, it wasn't that big a deal, 420 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,960 but the other day at work Ted and I went to hug-- 421 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,597 - Actually I was talking about you passing your exams. 422 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,532 - Honey! You passed! 423 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,735 (Laughing) 424 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,239 - Alexis, what a delightful surprise! 425 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,007 Not that I'm surprised. 426 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,876 I had nothing but doubts... 427 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,111 No doubts. That you could do this. 428 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,548 - Well, I'm just glad to be done. 429 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,286 ♪ ♪ 430 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,954 - Well, this has been quite the day, Moira. 431 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,457 - Mhm. 432 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,292 - You know, I had an idea about what to do with the portrait. 433 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:11,529 - Oh, it's still there, waiting for us. 434 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,997 Isn't it? 435 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,932 - I was thinking, to save space, 436 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,201 we could cut our faces out 437 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,171 and make four smaller, individual portraits. 438 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,339 - We could, 439 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,875 here's another thought: 440 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,278 we bid it farewell. 441 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,948 - Are you kidding? 442 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,151 - It doesn't fit, John. 443 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,154 And I don't just mean literally. 444 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,723 We aren't those people anymore. 445 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,992 We are, but we aren't. 446 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,661 - You know, you might be right. 447 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,330 It's funny when I look at that portrait now, 448 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,332 I find myself wondering... 449 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,935 Were we really that happy back then? 450 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,438 - Yes. - We were. 451 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,173 - Oh, deliriously happy. 452 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,309 - I miss that beach house. 453 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,211 - Oh my God, I still dream that we wake up 454 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,046 in our old bed. 455 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,447 Nothing is changed. 456 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,015 - No. 457 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,218 No. We can't go down that road, Moira. 458 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,588 We have to focus on what we do have. 459 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,693 No? - Yes. 460 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,829 Yes. 461 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,500 (Car rumbles) 462 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,940 - Hey, Alexis? I, uh... 463 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,277 - Oh, right. You were going that way. 464 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,579 - No, no. I want to say, 465 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,181 that I got you a little something 466 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,749 for passing your exams. 467 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,050 - Oh. 468 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,288 Oh, Ted! 469 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,323 You picked up a stick. 470 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:49,593 - No, it's a pencil shaped like a twig. 471 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,562 I got it at the store. 472 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,664 - Wasn't that was sneaky of you. 473 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,066 I will definitely try to use this. 474 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,170 It looks very delicate. 475 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,639 - Yes. A lot more expensive than I thought too. 476 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,407 I hate it when they don't put price tags on things. 477 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,977 - Thank you, Ted. 478 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,517 Oh, no... I... I didn't mean. 479 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,320 That was supposed to be like, 480 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,355 like a thank you adult kiss. 481 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,791 - Yeah, the thing is... 482 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,228 I think maybe we should just avoid kisses for a while. 483 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,864 Even adult ones. 484 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,365 - Of course. 485 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,402 - Probably better if we just adult hug 486 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,938 and adult work together. 487 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,140 - I totally get that. 488 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,841 - Okay. 489 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,677 - Great. 490 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,614 Adult high five? 491 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,482 (Hands clap) - Yeah. 492 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,860 (Light Jazz song plays) 493 00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,663 - Well, this was a success. 494 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,765 - I would say so. Yeah. 495 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,667 Although, you know, we'd be 25 percent richer 496 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,269 if we just done a hard launch. 497 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,804 But hey, I'm just a numbers guy. 498 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,038 - Mhm. 499 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,573 Uh, but had we not done the soft launch 500 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,176 we wouldn't have lured all those people. 501 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,178 - Hm. Well, you know, the best thing is 502 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,679 that we never have to talk about it again 503 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,248 because we've officially open. 504 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,550 - That is true. 505 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,151 - Congratulations, man. 506 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,886 - Congratulations to you. 507 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,292 (Lights flicker) 508 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,029 - I can fix that. 509 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,297 - Okay. Yeah. 510 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,666 I was just gonna say that that might need fixing. 511 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,737 - Well, it fits here. 512 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,573 - I wonder what else the Van Housens took from us. 513 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:43,907 - Don't waste your time thinking 514 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,776 about those human vultures. 515 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,078 - I think they did us a favor. 516 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,446 They sent us a reminder 517 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:52,683 that it's not always good to hold onto the past. 518 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,885 - Speak for yourself, I look super cute. 519 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,820 - Okay, that's not actually your body though. 520 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,822 - Okay, but it's my face, David. 521 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,424 - Okay, let's go. 522 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,795 - There's something really weird happening 523 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,564 with mom's eyes. It's like they're following me. 524 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,366 - Oh, they are. - Oh God. 525 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,868 - (Chuckles)