1 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:10,311 Roland: Hey Ronnie, I need the combination to the safe. 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,480 - It's your safe. You have the combination. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,216 - Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith. 4 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,085 - I used a guy this weekend. 5 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,421 Yeah, Gwen locked me out. (Laughs) 6 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,755 By accident. 7 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,092 - Roland, why do you need the safe? 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,527 - I've just been to the baby doctor, 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,330 and I have some top secret information 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,532 about whether it's a boy or a girl. 11 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,601 Joce and I wanna keep it a surprise. 12 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,436 - Your wife's pregnant in her 40's. 13 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,571 How many surprises do you need? 14 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:43,244 - Uh, it's kind of a Schitt family tradition there, Ronnie. 15 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,479 Okay, I guess I just gotta crack this myself. 16 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:49,049 It's either my birthday, or Gloria Estefan's. 17 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,486 - Mucho dias, mes amis. - Morning! 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,457 - Anyway, moral of the story, I got a new keychain, 19 00:00:56,490 --> 00:01:02,363 and I keep a sleeping bag in the car. (Laughs) 20 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,702 - Okay, turns out it's Gloria's, September 1, 57. 21 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,472 - Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk? 22 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,174 - (Roland gasps) 23 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,176 I can't believe you opened that! 24 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,677 - It was on my desk. 25 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,646 - That's the sonogram of our baby! 26 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,414 I've been tryin' not to look at it. 27 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,216 We don't wanna know what we're having. 28 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,252 - Roland, you couldn't possibly discern... 29 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,819 oh no, it tells you here at the bottom. 30 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,456 - Don't say a word. - That's not fair! 31 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,225 Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered 32 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,527 with this emotional cargo? 33 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,701 Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie, 34 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,604 might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room? 35 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,906 - No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one. 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,875 - No, I assure you. 37 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:51,912 I assure you it's a salacious bit of Council-related news. 38 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,315 Oh. 39 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,317 (Footsteps clank) 40 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,286 Robert? 41 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,288 Thank you. 42 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:05,826 ♪♪♪ 43 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,230 (Jazz music plays) 44 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:13,701 (Footsteps shuffle, floorboards creek) 45 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:18,372 (Deep inhale, slow exhale) 46 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,543 - Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've been open for 3 hours now, 47 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,313 and not a single customer's walked through that door. 48 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,916 - Well, I mean, I heard that there was a storm warning 49 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,552 for today, so. - Oh. 50 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,288 - How do you explain yesterday? 51 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,857 - Maybe the storm warning was for yesterday. 52 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,792 - So then how do you explain today? 53 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,728 - Okay, I don't have all the answers. 54 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,763 Um, have we checked to see if the door is unlocked? 55 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,798 - I think that we need to be a little more proactive 56 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,934 about this. We can't just wait for people to come in. 57 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,403 We have to find better ways to engage with the community. 58 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,239 Or, hey, just like a way. 59 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,840 Just one way to engage with the community. 60 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:57,478 - Well, there's someone... that...is going to the café. 61 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,981 - You know why people are always in the café? 62 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,850 Because they feel at home there, 63 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,353 it feels like... comfortable. 64 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:11,459 - Okay, are you saying that I don't make people feel at home? 65 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,926 - Um... 66 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,528 - Okay. 67 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,297 - You remember our opening day here? 68 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:19,533 - Yes! It was opening day, and there was booze. 69 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:23,404 And people are drunks. - Yes but they still showed up. 70 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,439 We need to do something to make this store 71 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,007 feel a little bit more accessible, 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,578 a little bit more inclusive. - (David sighs) 73 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:34,415 Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions. 74 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,016 - What if we hosted an open mic night? 75 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,552 - I am open to suggestions. 76 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,521 - I actually used to host one in high school. 77 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,790 There was a little café around the corner from my house, 78 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,292 it had a little stage in the back. 79 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,694 Drew a pretty big crowd. 80 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,728 - Okay. 81 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,431 So there was a point at which you, 82 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,966 and some of your fellow amateur singer songwriters 83 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,770 would gather and perform poetry and songs? 84 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,272 - Yeah. - For one another? 85 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,508 - Mhm. That's right. - Oh god. 86 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,410 - The occasional improve troupe would stop by. 87 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:07,481 - I'm um...I'm feeling kind of ill. 88 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,916 - David, you can laugh now, 89 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,752 but an open mic night can be a surprising amount of fun. 90 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,021 Worst case scenario, we get some people in the store. 91 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:18,759 Okay, no, worst case scenario, I watch improv. 92 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,733 - (Alexis clears throat) 93 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,336 Okay, so first of all, I would like to thank you both 94 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,903 for meeting with me today. 95 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,672 - Was this really necessary? 96 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,408 - That's a good question, and the answer is, yes. 97 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,476 Um, I'm just gonna say it. 98 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,078 this place needs a ton of work, like top to tail. 99 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,649 We're talking serious, but manageable, fixes. 100 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,385 - I think what you mean to say is proposed improvements? 101 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,920 - No, I mean like full-blown things that need fixing. 102 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,088 - Oh. 103 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,524 - Um, the comment cards, for example, 104 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,961 It's become very clear to me that you don't read them. 105 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,696 - They're just a placebo effect 106 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,665 for people who feel the need to complain. 107 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,033 - Uh, you have to take those with a grain of salt, honey. 108 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,102 Those cards are written by embittered people 109 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,505 with way too much time on their hands. 110 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,006 - A lot of these are from Mom. 111 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,576 Um, but some of them are from people 112 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,378 who are trying to point out things like, 113 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,979 you don't even have a website. 114 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,715 - We have a website. - No. I looked it up, 115 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:18,719 and it's just like a cartoon of a construction worker 116 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:22,456 holding a sign that says "we'll be right back". So. 117 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,392 - It's under construction. 118 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,361 And the phone booking system works just fine. 119 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:31,499 - Um, actually the phone booking system is confusing, 120 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:35,469 and the woman's voice was aggressive and off-putting. 121 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:41,709 - I had strep at the time. - Okay. 122 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:46,480 I'm gonna offer you both a PR and marketing strategy, 123 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,148 pro bono. 124 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,518 And if you're into it, we'll pull the trigger, 125 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,586 we'll work on my contract and my salary, 126 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,522 and then we'll get things going from there. 127 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,124 - Well, now's not the time to take our foot off the gas, Stevie, 128 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,593 and if we have a publicist at our disposal. 129 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,595 - Would we call her a publicist? 130 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,030 - Um, I actually prefer to be called 131 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,666 a freelance brand invigorator. Stevie: Hmm. 132 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,536 - And I also have a super easy multi-step plan in place 133 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,070 for the motel. 134 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,973 - That sounds intense. 135 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:17,478 Um, maybe we should take a minute and think about this. 136 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,113 - Well, I don't think there's any harm 137 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,517 in exploring Step 1 of the plan. 138 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,887 - That's great, because Step 1 of the plan 139 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,490 was this presentation, and we nailed it. 140 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:33,861 So, as your new VP of Marketing and Communications, 141 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,597 I'd say we're off to a great start. 142 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,499 - Yeah. 143 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,734 - I'll pass. 144 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,504 (Car engine roars) 145 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,473 (Door chime rings) 146 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,808 (Customers chatter, low music plays) 147 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,577 - Don't worry, Moira, 148 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,712 I'm not gonna ask you whether I'm having a boy or a girl. 149 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,146 - Wonderful. 150 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,048 - Roland told me what happened today, 151 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,018 I just feel terrible that you are in this sticky situation. 152 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,187 - Don't worry, I've propelled it to the back of my brain. 153 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,989 - You must think that this is silly, 154 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,624 but keeping the gender of the baby a secret 155 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,759 is a bit of a tradition in Roland's family. 156 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,495 - I believe he said so, yes. 157 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,630 - It goes way back. Way, way back. 158 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,599 Salem, Massachusetts, actually. 159 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,467 Yeah, his great-great-great great-grandmother 160 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,803 accurately guessed the sex of her daughter's baby, 161 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,638 and then was put on trial for witchcraft, 162 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:21,475 so, you would see why. - Toil and trouble. 163 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,911 - Roland never should've left that envelope on your desk. 164 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,014 And now look at you, burdened with this secret. 165 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,882 I mean, you must just wanna shout out 166 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,919 "it's a boy!" Or, "it's a girl!" 167 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,655 Is it a girl? - Valiant attempt, Jocelyn. 168 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,190 - I was just testing you. 169 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,627 I mean, I wouldn't wanna break the Schitt family tradition. 170 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,895 Stupid witch! (Cries) 171 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:45,065 - Oh Jocelyn, look at yourself. 172 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,935 - I know. I'm embarrassed by my behaviour. 173 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,737 And you are being so strong, Moira. 174 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,940 I can't imagine just holding all that information, 175 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,942 keeping it to yourself. 176 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,545 - Veronica! 177 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,079 (Door chime rings) 178 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,882 She just have forgotten her handbag. 179 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,753 I'm sorry, you were talking about something? 180 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,088 (Door creeks) 181 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,891 - Someone took a long coffee break. 182 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,760 - Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the evening rush? 183 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:15,062 - Uh, yes, one customer came in, 184 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,565 who was asking for directions. 185 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,932 - Well, I have good news. 186 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,835 I got us a permit for tomorrow night, 187 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,672 and Ronnie says that we can get around the liquor license 188 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,640 if we just charge people cover at the door, so. 189 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,842 - What's the permit for? 190 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,778 - The open mic night. 191 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,780 - Oh! 192 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,784 So we're moving forward with the open mic night, then. 193 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,018 - Yeah! We're moving forward with it. 194 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,620 People are pretty excited about it, too. 195 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,689 Did you know Bob does beat poetry in his spare time? 196 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,757 - No. 197 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,662 Oh god. Um... what's that-what's that? 198 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,098 - This is called an acoustic guitar. 199 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,101 - Right. Okay, 200 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,036 when we were talking about the open mic night, 201 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,871 I thought that you would be hosting it, 202 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,674 not performing at it. 203 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,044 - Well, traditionally the host plays at least one song, so. 204 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,346 - Right. Okay. 205 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,017 So then you will be...playing your acoustic guitar 206 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,352 in front of people then, in public. 207 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,622 - And singing a song. - And singing a song. 208 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,323 - I was thinking about singing an original song. 209 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,759 - An original song? - But then I thought you know, 210 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,794 it's probably best just to stick with a classic. 211 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,864 - Yeah. Classic. 212 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,034 - So I'm sensing some apprehension. 213 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,170 - No, I think it's, you know, it's... 214 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,372 it's not scary or embarrassing 215 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,042 for the person you're dating to sing at you 216 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,944 with an acoustic guitar in front of people. 217 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,846 I think that's cool. 218 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,748 - David, you're gonna be fine. 219 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,683 It's just a way to get some people in the store, okay? 220 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,685 - Yeah. Yes, for sure. 221 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,353 I mean, if you are, confident, 222 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,355 to put yourself and our relationship at risk 223 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:52,025 like that, then I am... 87% behind you. 224 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,928 - Good to know. So now the only question is, 225 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,964 do I wear my fringed vest? - Okay. 226 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,901 - Or more importantly, do I wear anything under it? 227 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,836 - Okay. (Strums guitar) 228 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,143 (Camera clicks) 229 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,148 (Camera clicks) 230 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,318 - Okay, hi, hi. 231 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,221 This image is gonna be used as the key art 232 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,991 for the new website, so it has to be like, on message. 233 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,093 - Yes, uh, Stevie, Mr. Rose, 234 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,395 the motivation here is two small-town friends 235 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,998 welcoming guests to their humble motel. 236 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,333 - Oh. Should I be holding a key? 237 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,670 - No, Mr. Rose, unless you wanna look really, really corny. 238 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,039 - Yeah, like really, really cheesy, and off-brand. 239 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,208 - All right, no key. No key. 240 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,011 - Just look at the camera like uh, it's a guest. 241 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,981 If the camera was your guest, how would you greet her? 242 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,719 - I don't know. 243 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,988 - Um, welcome to the Schitt's Creek Motel. 244 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,323 I'm Johnny Rose. 245 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,259 - Um, yes, but no, don't use your mouth. 246 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,461 Uh, um, talk to the guests with your face. 247 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,797 Smile with your eyes. 248 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,800 - What the fuck does that mean? 249 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,937 - Okay, Johnny, what are we doing with our hands? 250 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,472 - Alexis, I don't love you calling me Johnny. 251 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,142 - Okay, are we done here? - Okay, it's probably my fault, 252 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,144 but I don't think I've gotten a good photo yet. 253 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,047 - Yeah, something about this is just not working for me. 254 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,150 - Um, like can you... (whispers) 255 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,153 - Okay, um, Mr. Rose, 256 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,822 would you mind taking one step to your left? 257 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:35,062 Okay now, three more steps to your left. 258 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,234 - So Stevie, one other angle 259 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,937 that I'm playing is focusing just on you. 260 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,472 You're the hook. 261 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,208 Pretty country girl who doesn't care about big city things 262 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:52,012 like dressing well, or how she looks. 263 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,984 We could rename the motel like, Stevie's Place. 264 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,288 - Stevie's Place sounds like a shelter for battered men. 265 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,424 - Okay, well the name was just a jumping off point. 266 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,027 Um, we could use your last name, 267 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,129 and call it the Budd Inn. 268 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,765 And now that I'm saying that out loud, 269 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,033 obviously we're not gonna do that. 270 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,168 But I do wanna focus on you. 271 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,838 - Is this a team meeting, 'cause I'm part of the team. 272 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:21,074 - Uh, no we're good, we're gonna focus on a solo shot. 273 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,443 - Solo? 274 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,378 - Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose, 275 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,781 it's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands. 276 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,449 Or maybe it's because your face looked like 277 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,052 it tasted something sour. Or maybe-- 278 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,855 - Thank you, Ray, I get it. 279 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,426 - Okay, actually, I'm really not good with this. 280 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,061 - Okay, Stevie, you need more confidence, 281 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,831 because this is all you. (Camera clicks) 282 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,000 (Camera clicks) 283 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,338 Like literally anything. 284 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,040 (Camera clicks) 285 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,908 - Okay, I'm gonna need a minute. 286 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,410 - We didn't budget for that, but sure. 287 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,511 (Door closes) 288 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,214 - Attention everyone, after much, much discussion, 289 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,184 and a brief seance, Roland and I have decided-- 290 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,486 - We wanna know the sex of our baby, Moira! 291 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:10,958 - Oh boy. Uh, could we hold off until I get Gwen on the phone? 292 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,461 - Are we really still talking about this? 293 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,263 - Ronnie, you don't have to stick around 294 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,266 if you don't want to. - No, no I'm in it now. 295 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,268 - Well, I'm not so sure I am. 296 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,203 Knowing everything your great grandmother went through, 297 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,572 I would... no, I will not be held accountable 298 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,274 for invoking a coven. 299 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,310 - Uh, Gwen has stopped her Pilates tape for this, 300 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,280 so uh, can we get a move on here? 301 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,983 - Very well, then. 302 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,921 It's a girl. 303 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,956 (Cheering) 304 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,292 (In unison) Tammy! 305 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,527 - Or a boy. - Huh? 306 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,597 - Perhaps it's a boy. - Wait, which one is it? 307 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,465 - All of a sudden, expected attention 308 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,535 has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper. 309 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,037 (Roland sighs) 310 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,206 - No. No, I very clearly remember, 311 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,541 an M and an F, 312 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,644 just can't recall which one was circled. 313 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,380 - Well, could you try? - It's your fault! 314 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,316 You told me to keep it a secret, 315 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,352 and that's exactly what I did, even from myself. 316 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,254 - Okay, well nobody panic. 317 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,456 Where did you put the sonogram? 318 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,025 - In the safe. 319 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,393 And I wrote down the new combination on a sticky note. 320 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,330 - Perfect, so where's the sticky note? 321 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,099 - Well, the sticky note, I believe, 322 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,368 is also in the safe. 323 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,472 Well that, I will admit, is my blunder. 324 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,975 - Gwen, you still there? Hello? 325 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,378 - I'm goin' home. 326 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,981 (Robert hangs up phone) 327 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,118 (Door opens and shuts) 328 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,521 - Hey, so no presh, 329 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,524 but the hot 10 I've given you has turned into a very hot 20. 330 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,994 - Yeah, I'm just a little overwhelmed right now. 331 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,496 - Okay, um, babe, I get it. 332 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,465 You're probably thinking like, oh, 333 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,500 is my foundation off by a shade? 334 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,402 Am I wearing the wrong top? 335 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,504 And the bottom line is, maybe. 336 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,040 But you know what? (Door opens) 337 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,043 - So, I'm playing around with Ray, 338 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,612 we took some shots with my hands outta my pockets, 339 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,182 and he thinks with a little photoshopping, 340 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,350 they may turn out okay. 341 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,354 Everything good here? - Um, Stevie has cold feet. 342 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,227 - Okay, Stevie, I know this is a little overwhelming, 343 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,362 but if you wanna grow the business, 344 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,231 you gotta play the game. 345 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,565 - Maybe I don't wanna play the game. 346 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,968 Maybe I don't wanna grow the business. 347 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,571 - Okay, Stevie, as VP, and CEO of In-House publicity, 348 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,174 growing the business is generally considered 349 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,609 to be a good thing. 350 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,644 - Right, but the more we grow the business, 351 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,446 the more money we make. And the more money we make, 352 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,081 the more likely you are to take off, 353 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,682 and then I will be left here stuck with 354 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,252 way more responsibility than I ever asked for. 355 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,154 - What would make you think I would walk away 356 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,388 from this business? 357 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,224 - Aside from the fact that your wife 358 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,293 talks about leaving every day? - Okay, sorry to jump in again, 359 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,495 but this conversation seems like something 360 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,164 we should have had before the photo shoot. 361 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,766 - Stevie, whatever decisions we make, 362 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,535 we make them together. 363 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,370 Nobody's gonna leave you behind. 364 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:14,141 - Can I get that in writing? 365 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,247 - Yeah. We can do that. 366 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,417 - Okay, this is cute. This is cute. 367 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,786 Ray should be seeing this. 368 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,322 Ray! You should be seeing this. 369 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,193 Johnny's looking half-normal. (Slams door) 370 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,796 ♪♪♪ 371 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,731 (Jazz music plays) 372 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,335 (Low hum of patron chatter) 373 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,404 - Hi. - You see? 374 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,306 You see what I told you? 375 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,441 This is all it took to get people out on a work night. 376 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,643 - Yup, a lot of people are shopping and drinking. 377 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,046 I don't even know if we need to do the open mic part. 378 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,781 - Oh, we need the open mic part. 379 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,249 - Do we? - Yeah. 380 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:59,319 - Okay. (Sighs) 381 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,123 - Hey, I think we're going to uh, get things started here. 382 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,392 (Cheering) How's everybody doin'? 383 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,394 (Cheering) Awesome. 384 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,596 Thanks so much for coming to uh, 385 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,232 what I hope will be the first of many open mic nights 386 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,101 here at the Rose Apothecary. 387 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,803 Um, David and I are so excited you could all come. 388 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,672 I see everybody's loaded up on drink tickets. 389 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,441 - Oh yeah. 390 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,642 - That's good news. 391 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,245 I'm going to uh, I guess I'm gonna get the party started, 392 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,813 right after I tune up this little baby. 393 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,549 - Oh dear, you're awfully brave allowing your beau 394 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,551 to indulge himself like this. 395 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,321 - Okay, this was not my idea. 396 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,257 - All right, um... 397 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,160 I would like to dedicate this song 398 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:44,331 to a very special someone in my life. 399 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,167 David Rose. - Okay. 400 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,371 - There he is, right there. That's him. Can't miss him. 401 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,806 - You'll let me know if I should pull the fire alarm? 402 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,208 - Yes. 403 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,210 (Patrick plays guitar) 404 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:01,714 (Playing "Simply the Best" by Tina turner) 405 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,552 ♪ I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire ♪ 406 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,858 ♪ You come to me wild and wired ♪ 407 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,562 ♪ You come to me 408 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,465 ♪ And give me everything I need ♪ 409 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,568 ♪ Give me a life time of promises ♪ 410 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,736 ♪ And a world of dreams 411 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:29,609 ♪ Speak the language of love like you know what it means ♪ 412 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,580 ♪ And it can't be wrong 413 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,716 ♪ Take my heart and make it strong, babe ♪ 414 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,286 ♪ 'Cause you're simply the best ♪ 415 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,755 ♪ Better than all the rest 416 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,791 ♪ Better than anyone 417 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,195 ♪ Anyone I've met 418 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,198 ♪ And I'm stuck on your heart 419 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,201 ♪ I hang on every word you say 420 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,569 ♪ Tear us apart 421 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,173 ♪ Baby, I'd rather be dead 422 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,808 ♪ In your heart I see 423 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,910 ♪ The start of every night and every day ♪ 424 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,345 - Moira? - (Moira gasps) 425 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,647 Oh, you two, I told you I don't know. 426 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,816 - But we do. We called the doctor. 427 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,451 - You did? Lovely. 428 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,453 - Don't you wanna know what it is? 429 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,488 - I'll give you three guesses. 430 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,291 - Moira, we're having a boy. 431 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,793 - A boy, I believe I told you that. 432 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,562 How wonderful! 433 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,398 My boy right now is being serenaded 434 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,568 by his butter-voiced beau. 435 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,470 ♪ In your heart I see 436 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,772 ♪ The start of every night and every day ♪ 437 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,378 ♪ In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away ♪ 438 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,615 ♪ Just as long as I'm here in your arms ♪ 439 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,552 ♪ I can be in no better place 440 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,455 ♪ You're simply the best 441 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,724 ♪ Better than all the rest 442 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,394 ♪ Better than anyone 443 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,430 ♪ Anyone I've met 444 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,367 ♪ Oh, you're the best 445 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,502 (Strum final cords) 446 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,373 (Applause and cheering) 447 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,909 Thank you. 448 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,311 Thank you! 449 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,979 (Applause) 450 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,415 (Crickets chirp) 451 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,754 - Okay, I'm so excited for you to see this. 452 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,656 - This would've been much more of a surprise, 453 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592 if I hadn't heard the construction all morning. 454 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,994 - Okay, Stevie, you can take the blindfold off. 455 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,963 - In 10...9... 456 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,466 - Okay, just take the blindfold off. 457 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,639 - See Stevie, we're both up there, now. 458 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,542 - Why isn't it just Rose Motel? 459 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,678 The Rosebud makes it a sad stunted thing. 460 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,815 - Okay, it's just that Budd is Stevie's last name. 461 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,551 - Oh, oh that's nice then. 462 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,888 - Yeah, except it's Budd, with two d's, but... 463 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,858 - Okay, well that would just look insane. 464 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,628 Also, I didn't know that. 465 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,963 - Can we have breakfast now? 466 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,032 - Yeah, let's celebrate. Come on! 467 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,902 - Oh, um, not to brag, but this rebrand got me 77% 468 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,604 on my final marketing exam. 469 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,906 - Okay, have you ever gotten an A? 470 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,508 - Enough, David. 471 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,945 (Birds chirp)