1 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:08,095 [Birds chirp] 2 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,183 [Jazz music plays] 3 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:15,667 ♪♪♪ 4 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,539 [Door opens, bell jingles] 5 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,106 - Hi, Jocelyn. 6 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,370 [Jazz music plays] 7 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:26,722 - Is everything okay? 8 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:30,682 - Yeah. Why? - Um, I love your pyjama set. 9 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:31,988 - Thank you. 10 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,209 It's been a hectic morning, David, I'm not gonna lie. 11 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,906 - Well, I lit a patchouli candle, 12 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,777 so hopefully it'll... calm your chi. 13 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:42,259 - Yeah, well, I didn't get much sleep last night. 14 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,435 Somebody decided to do 15 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,568 a synchronized swimming routine at 2am. 16 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:49,266 - Oh no. - Yeah, so long night. 17 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,616 And then followed by the news that my sister 18 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,096 can't drive into town to host my baby shower! 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,489 - Oh. 20 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,273 - Something to do with her husband's heart. 21 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,449 - Oh, well, hope it clears itself up. 22 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,582 - Yeah, well, it won't. That's the problem. 23 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,627 - Well, you never know. - Well, I do. 24 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:05,674 Which is why I ask you to then point this pregnant lady 25 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,632 towards your party-theme section, 26 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:10,809 because it seems as though I am throwing my own baby shower! 27 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,117 - Sounds very dark. 28 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:17,642 Um, we actually don't have a party section, so... 29 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,557 - Just a streamer, David-- - Okay, yeah. 30 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:22,082 There's a basket on the other side, I think. Down below. 31 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,216 - Hmm. 32 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:31,134 It's times like this I wish I had your eye for decorating 33 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,179 and party planning. 34 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:34,311 Roland's been trying to help me, 35 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,835 offered off his movie posters, you know, 36 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:38,750 but I just don't think that "The Pelican Brief" 37 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,361 is festive enough for a baby shower. 38 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,145 - Well, I'd have to agree. 39 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,842 - Yeah, well, if only there was someone like you 40 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,757 who could help me organize this. 41 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,151 - Very kind of you to say. 42 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,849 - Yeah, I mean, somebody like you, or you. 43 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,156 Who would just help me organize this, 44 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,462 before I snap! 45 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,684 - Well, I'm sure I could help you out. 46 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:02,600 - David! Oh my goodness! 47 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,298 Are you sure? 48 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,822 I don't want you to feel like you have to do this. 49 00:02:06,865 --> 00:02:08,867 - Are you sure about that? [Jocelyn laughs] 50 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,000 - Well, it is tonight, 51 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:13,742 so I suppose you better uh, get to work! [Giggles] 52 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,439 - Tonight? - Yes. 53 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,485 Okay, will the store be promoted, at least, 54 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,226 at this event? - Absolutely! 55 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,271 - And what is the venue? - My house! 56 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,707 - And are we married to that venue? 57 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,623 - Yes! - Okay. 58 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,756 - Thank you, David. [Door closes] 59 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,497 What just happened? 60 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:33,892 ♪♪♪ 61 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:37,113 - Okay, so I was thinking as incentive for our singles, 62 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,811 we could do like, a lonely heart's special. 63 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,597 So 50% discount for those singles dining alone. 64 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,121 - Okay um, 65 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,602 but wouldn't it make more sense to offer a discount 66 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,995 for people not dining alone? 67 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,954 - But it's Singles Week though, is the thing. 68 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,608 - Right. Um, 69 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:56,132 but if the point of Singles Week is to get matched up, 70 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,310 then why not offer a discount for singles who eat together? 71 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,574 - Okay, I have a better idea. 72 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:07,970 A 2-for-1 discount for 2 singles eating together. 73 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:10,190 That's it, that's the winner. 74 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,930 - Yay! 75 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:19,155 - Oh my god, Alexis? 76 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,985 - Oh my god, Klair! 77 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:26,945 - Oh my... guys, I know this girl! Babe! Hi! 78 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,034 - Oh my god, what are you doing here? 79 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,167 - Oh. - Okay, so... 80 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,256 me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy, 81 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,258 we just needed to get away from the city for a bit, 82 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:38,479 and so Vice put out this guide to the most random cities 83 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:41,046 in North America, and we were like, lets him 'em. 84 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,745 - Oh my god, that sounds so random. 85 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,921 - Oh my god. 86 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,402 This is where you live, isn't it? [Gasps] 87 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,100 I'm so sorry I didn't put that together, 88 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,841 it's like I completely forgot about you. 89 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,277 - Oh my god, no, babe, please, it's like... 90 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,410 it's so good to see you. - I know. 91 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:59,761 So like, it was two weeks straight of work at the agency, 92 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:01,937 so we just got in the car, and we drove. 93 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,721 You know how it gets, it's like uh-uh-uh. 94 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,941 - Can I get you something? - Stop. 95 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,073 Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look. 96 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:11,207 You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep! 97 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,035 - Thanks. 98 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:15,037 - Actually you know what [Clears throat] 99 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,344 I would love like a hot water, 100 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,215 but if you could just let it sit so it cools, 101 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,173 I just need to know that it was once hot. 102 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,872 Sorry, I'm the worst. - [Chuckles] 103 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,830 - Thank you. 104 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:28,006 Like nothing's really changed, am I right? 105 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,660 - Yeah. - Ugh, okay, babe, sit down. 106 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,967 Tell me about you. Like, what have you even been doing? 107 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,360 - Oh my god. - Oh my god! 108 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,449 - Like, so much. - Okay, love that, girl. 109 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,102 Tell me. Tell me everything. 110 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,061 - Um, okay, so I graduated high school. 111 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,802 - Uh huh. - Got my certificate. 112 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,891 Um, I opened my own PR firm, 113 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,893 and I'm actually organizing this little event, so... 114 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,895 - Okay. We really have to get you outta here. 115 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,157 - What? 116 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,072 - You know what, you need to join us tonight. 117 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,379 We're gonna go to some random bar, for some random drinks. 118 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,119 - Hmm. Hundred percent. 119 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,687 - No but like, actually come though, okay? I'm serious. 120 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,428 I could use a distraction. 121 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,604 Albany literally makes me wanna kill myself. 122 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,348 Anyway, I should go. [Alexis chuckles] 123 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,958 - Please tell me I'm gonna see you tonight. 124 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:10,353 - Okay, here is your not-so-hot water. 125 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,007 - Sweetie, no, I didn't order that. 126 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,272 See you tonight, babe. - Hm. 127 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,405 See you tonight, babe. See you tonight, babe. 128 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,145 - Hm. Hm. 129 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,539 - Albany, I was sitting there! 130 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,325 ♪♪♪ 131 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,589 - Well, it's good of you to come with me, John. 132 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,199 - Well, not a problem, Sweetheart. 133 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,767 Stevie was thrilled to be left looking 134 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,812 after the motel with Roland. 135 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:37,206 - Of course your accompanying me today 136 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,774 would have nothing to do with any concerns you may have, 137 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:42,646 about me being left alone in a room 138 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:45,170 teeming with eligible bachelors? 139 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,085 - I have no concerns about you, Moira, 140 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,478 you can handle yourself. 141 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:51,220 But if you ever unleash your feminine wiles 142 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,831 on those bachelors, they wouldn't know what hit them. 143 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,180 - Hmm. 144 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,052 [Footsteps thud] - Hi. 145 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:01,273 Thanks for coming. I'm Ricki. 146 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,101 - Johnny, and this is-- - Moira. 147 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:07,367 I'm the lead intimacy facilitator here at MADLY, 148 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,978 and I am so thrilled that you would choose me 149 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,023 as a consultant for your Singles Week. 150 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,504 - As are we, Ricki. 151 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:18,334 I'm sure you don't get a great many auditors here, 152 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,685 at the group but, we would just love a little hand-held tour 153 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,295 to see what it is you do. 154 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:26,603 - Can I ask what MADLY stands for? 155 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:34,132 - Mature Adults Dating Lovers, Yes! 156 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,483 We pride ourselves on our ability to... 157 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:40,922 stimulate soulful exchanges 158 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,924 between all of our singles. 159 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:46,231 And, I'm confident that we're going to be able 160 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:49,278 to find superlative matches for both of you. 161 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,932 - Oh dear. Oh! 162 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,456 Bit of a misunderstanding, here. 163 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:57,329 We're-we're looking to observe your event, for research. 164 00:06:57,373 --> 00:07:02,247 - Well, we could peek in on the experience like group voyeurs, 165 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:06,034 but it would be much more educational for both of you 166 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:08,297 if you would let me immerse you in it. 167 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:13,302 - And what would this immersion process entail? 168 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:17,088 - Today's activity is called "A Lock and Key". 169 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,569 Our ladies get the keys. 170 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,615 Our men get the locks. 171 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,965 And then we spend an hour mingling, 172 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:26,489 trying to find that perfect fit. 173 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:31,494 - Well, lucky for us, this lock has already found its key. 174 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,409 - You'd be surprised. 175 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:33,496 - Would I? 176 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,064 - Would I? 177 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,501 - John? 178 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,721 Could be fun. 179 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,940 And I know who I'll be leaving with. 180 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,639 - All right, let's give it a try! 181 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,031 - Wonderful. 182 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:50,034 I just have to ask, before the event, 183 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:54,212 will you grant me access to your most intimate sounds? 184 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,041 - No. 185 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,087 But we'll play the game. 186 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,528 David: Okay, and could that be delivered by tonight? 187 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:08,879 Okay, perfect. All right, thank you very much. 188 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,533 Hi. - What's goin' on? 189 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,927 - Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning 190 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,103 looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. 191 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,627 Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, 192 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,411 so I volunteered to help. 193 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:22,502 - Wow. That's very generous of you. 194 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,155 Yeah, I thought it could be a good opportunity 195 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,461 to promote the store. 196 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,116 So, Heather's supplying some of her cheeses, not at cost, 197 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,421 but she's giving us a deal, 198 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:31,598 and I thought we could bring some wine from the store, 199 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,862 and Colleen's express-shipping a branzino, so. 200 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,256 - Sounding a bit expensive, David. 201 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,606 - Well, we haven't talked budget yet, 202 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:41,564 but I'm assuming that Jocelyn's wanting to spend some money 203 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:42,957 on her baby shower. 204 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,525 - I'm assuming that Jocelyn's planning on spending no money 205 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,310 on her baby shower. - Whadda ya mean? 206 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,181 - Well, typically the person who throws the shower, 207 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,314 pays for the shower. 208 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,229 - Well, that wasn't part of the agreement. 209 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,361 - Well, what did you say to her? 210 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,582 - I told her I'd take care of it. - Ah! 211 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,280 - She basically forced me into it! 212 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,065 This isn't even her first baby! 213 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,893 - Oh, so it's more of a sprinkle, then. 214 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,285 - What the hell is a sprinkle? 215 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,592 - No, it's like a shower, but for your second kid. 216 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,681 It's not a full shower, it's like a sprinkle. 217 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,684 - That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard. 218 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,818 - Uh, also booze and fish, not ideal for a pregnant woman. 219 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,559 - Yeah, well, she's one person, 220 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,256 and everyone knows you don't plan a whole party 221 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,214 around one person. 222 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:25,565 - Maybe you do, if the party is for her. 223 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,655 - Says who? 224 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,355 Fine! Worst case scenario, 225 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,575 she grazes at the soft cheese station. 226 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,402 - Are you sure that she can eat that? 227 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,407 This is why I hate babies! 228 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:48,718 ♪♪♪ 229 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,459 [Camera shutter snaps] 230 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,594 [Footsteps crunch] 231 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,030 - Klair! 232 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,727 - Oh my god, Lex! 233 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,555 Are you like, stalking me, or something? 234 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,775 - Um, actually I, um-- - Oh my god, I'm kidding. 235 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,559 But seriously, like what are you doing here? 236 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,256 - Um, I'm just like crashing here. 237 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,954 - Oh. - Temporarily, obviously. 238 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,695 Are um, are you guys staying here? 239 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,045 - [Laughs] Oh my god! Funny. No. No. 240 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,569 We have Airstreams up the road, but we saw this sign, 241 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,093 and we thought it was so random. 242 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,008 - Yeah. 243 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,881 - Oh my god! I almost totally forgot! 244 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,927 I have a job for you. 245 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,626 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 246 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,584 I just like, I can't talk about it around Albany, 247 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,673 because she needs to get fired first, so... 248 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,632 ...basically the job is yours, if you want it. 249 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,155 It's a junior PR position, 250 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,026 but you could totally climb the ladder. 251 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:39,856 Look, take your time, just let me know by tomorrow. 252 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,728 - By tomorrow? 253 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,512 - Hm, yeah, we're gonna get a super early start, 254 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,079 so make sure you find me before 2 pm. 255 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,472 - Oh wow, okay. It's just like, all happening so fast, 256 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,431 'cause I'd have to like, pack, and find a place to stay. 257 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,215 - Oh my god, don't even worry about that. 258 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,739 You can totally stay at my dad's place. 259 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,175 He hasn't lived there for like 15 years. 260 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,264 I think he started a new family, or something. 261 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,961 - Oh. - So it would be you, 262 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,485 and my dad's ex-wife. But don't worry about her, 263 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,662 she's two years younger than us, and like super chill. 264 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,706 - Okay. 265 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:05,403 - Anyway, I'm gonna call it on this Instasesh, 266 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,101 but I'll let you know what bar we hit up tonight. 267 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:08,798 - Okay, actually, there's only one. 268 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:09,886 - Oh, well that's great, 269 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:11,888 because I feel like all I do every night is just argue 270 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:13,629 with Albany about where to go. 271 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:15,370 Like the poor thing doesn't understand that like, 272 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:17,285 literally, no one even wanted her here in the first place. 273 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,940 - Ooh. - I can't wait to fire her. 274 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,072 [Laughs] I'm her best friend. 275 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,292 Okay, here's my card. - Yes. 276 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,381 - Let me know about the job. 277 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:30,385 - Okay, yes. That sounds like... chillin'. 278 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,040 I will definitely uh, let you know! 279 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,476 - Okay. 280 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:39,220 Hey, pack your bags, bitch! You're getting' out! 281 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,879 [Low hum of chatter, music plays] 282 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,098 - It's funny, because before my dear Gloria passed, 283 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,232 she told me her dying wish was for me to move on. 284 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,755 - Ah, did she? 285 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,975 - I know you're gonna find this hard to believe, 286 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,499 but she predicted that I would meet a woman 287 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,371 with shoulder-length blonde hair, and red lipstick. 288 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:04,941 - Telepathic, was she? And tremendously specific! 289 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:08,292 If I may leave you with a bit of advice, 290 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,860 I would wait until much later in the relationship 291 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,732 before mentioning any of the things 292 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,995 you just mentioned to me. Okay? 293 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,606 - Uh, wait, you haven't even tried your key. 294 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,347 - Uh, it won't fit. 295 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,697 Johnny: Now, ask me when the last time the motel sold out, 296 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,786 before I showed up? 297 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,484 Never! Zero! Didn't happen. - [Woman chuckles] 298 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,791 Must take a special touch. 299 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,924 - Well, call it what you will, Charlene. 300 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,101 - Maybe I'll spend the night sometime. 301 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,366 At the motel, I mean. [Laughs] 302 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,889 - Oh, oh, oh. 303 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,370 [Moira laughs] - Moira! 304 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,199 You should really keep looking for your perfect match. 305 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985 For research. Or love. 306 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,945 [Charlene laughs] 307 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,296 [Gulping] Mhmm. 308 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,043 Radio Announcer: Tomorrow, more sunshine... 309 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,784 Jocelyn: Welcome, boys! 310 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,177 I can't thank you enough for jumping in like this! 311 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,744 - Oh, it's our pleasure. 312 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,965 - Okay, um, so what's going on here? 313 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,618 - I thought I would what I could 314 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,359 to get a jumpstart on the decorations. 315 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,839 - Here's the thing, Jocelyn, 316 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,668 when you asked me to throw this event, 317 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,410 you were essentially handing over creative control. 318 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,629 Considering our name is gonna be all over this, 319 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,806 I think it's important to streamline the aesthetic 320 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:30,113 direction we're taking for tonight. 321 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,072 Okay, well I guess I could move some of the balloons? 322 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,856 - That could be good. Yeah, we could move those. 323 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,944 Maybe to the garbage? 324 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:36,337 We're also gonna need to drop-cloth the interiors. 325 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:37,729 We're also gonna need to drop-cloth the interiors. 326 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,383 Roland: Okay, guys! 327 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,255 Where do you want me to hang the pinata? 328 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,213 - I'm sorry, is that supposed to be a baby? 329 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,302 - Yeah, it's pretty realistic, isn't it? 330 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,217 I got it at the dollar store in Elmdale. 331 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,958 I didn't even have to pay for it, honey. 332 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,394 They just gave it to me. 333 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,570 - Yeah, don't think we can smash a baby 334 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,965 with a stick tonight, but... - It's not a real baby, Dave. 335 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,619 - The fact that you got it from the dollar store 336 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,404 does make me wary of what's gonna fall out of it, though? 337 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,362 - Don't worry, Rolly, 338 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,799 we're still gonna play the diaper game. 339 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,584 - Ah, good! - Hi! What's the diaper game? 340 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,325 - Oh my gosh, it is so fun! 341 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,240 We played it at Mutt's baby shower! 342 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:13,853 - Basically, you melt different chocolate bars 343 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,245 into different diapers, 344 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,073 and then people take turns guessing-- 345 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,466 - Gonna stop you right there. 346 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,210 I will literally do anything for us to not play that game. 347 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,299 - Well, I'm getting nervous, because we're gonna need 348 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,214 some sort of entertainment, David. 349 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,998 - Well then, I will come up with some games 350 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,914 that don't involve sniffing a diaper. 351 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,264 - You don't just sniff it. - No. You don't. 352 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,526 - Oh my god. 353 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,660 - Hey, Jocelyn, why don't you, why don't you get ready, 354 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,836 get changed, and we'll take good care of the place. 355 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,446 - I am ready. 356 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,232 - And you look great, so, do you wanna have a seat? 357 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,495 Relax? Mm hmm. 358 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,236 - Okay, is this vase movable? 359 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:53,066 - Uh, no, that there is grandpa's ashes, and no, 360 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,111 you cannot move it, it's bolted down. 361 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,287 There's been a lot of urn thefts lately. 362 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,333 I'll tell ya what, I will get my ratchet, 363 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,204 and see what I can do for ya, okay? You hold baby. 364 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,076 - All right. - Go ahead. [Laughs] 365 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,169 - Was this a mistake? 366 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,606 - Oh, probably, but you know, we're here now, you know. 367 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,999 - Yup. 368 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,523 - Where do I put this fuckin' thing? 369 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,699 [Truck engine roars] 370 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,961 [Lock clicks] 371 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,789 - No? [Small laugh] 372 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,011 - Hello. 373 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,665 - And just when I thought I'd tried every lock. 374 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,493 You are? - Rene. 375 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,539 I work in ad sales and can drive at night. 376 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,975 - Ah. 377 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,716 - I know that sounds like an odd thing to mention, 378 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,979 but it does separate me from the crowd. 379 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,503 - Pardonnez-moi, senor Rene. 380 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,940 - Okay, Moira, let's go. 381 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,811 Charlene's getting a little tipsy, 382 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,552 and things are starting to turn. 383 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,772 - Hm, well I just have one more lock to try, John, so... 384 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,210 Rene, I'll be gentle. 385 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,212 Oh, look at that! 386 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:57,086 It seems to be jammed. Can you, Rene? 387 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,392 - Sure. 388 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,394 - Okay, Moira, I think we're done here. 389 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,352 - Have we finally found our match? 390 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:06,095 - Yes, we have, but here, locks sadly are defective. 391 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,445 - You're um... I'm getting a bit of neck burn. 392 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,881 - Oh. 393 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,274 - Well, I didn't have any problem with mine. 394 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,798 - Often times in these situations, 395 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:17,106 I ask a participant to go within, 396 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:21,067 and to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting. 397 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,634 - Connecting is my livelihood. 398 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,420 No, it's these discount locks. 399 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,856 I've tried every other one. 400 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,902 - Ooh! 401 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,081 - You know what, John? You're right, we should go. 402 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,865 Jocelyn has that bebe thing. 403 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,041 Rene, pleasure as always. 404 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,912 - You know, I have to say, 405 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,132 I had a lot of apprehension when I came here. 406 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,134 - Let's not dally, dear. - What's that? Here you go. 407 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,834 - Rene, Shirley needs a ride home. 408 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,836 Can you still drive at night? 409 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,447 - Sure. 410 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:57,973 [Crickets chirping] 411 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,936 [Card thuds lightly] 412 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,074 - Hey, I'm heading out! 413 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,212 [Footsteps thud] 414 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,996 [Door opens] 415 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,392 [Crickets chirping] 416 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,968 [Car whooshes by in distance] 417 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,887 Hmm. 418 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,889 [Footsteps thud] 419 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,457 [Door opens] 420 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,591 [Envelope rustles] 421 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,898 [Train whistles in distance] 422 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,208 [Crickets chirping] 423 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,782 [Small laugh] 424 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,262 [Music and party chatter] 425 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:13,135 - Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. 426 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,485 Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. 427 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,227 Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, 428 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,534 and needs a bit of a break. 429 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,839 And that's where we come in. 430 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,276 We're each gonna take turns 431 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,495 popping pills into mommy's mouth. 432 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,323 Now unfortunately, these are breath mints, 433 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,369 we couldn't afford actual benzo's, 434 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,111 but the person that does get the most tranqs 435 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,025 into mommy's mouth, will walk away 436 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,202 with whatever's left of the soft cheese station. 437 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,159 [Crowd gasps] 438 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,030 Johnny: I'll go! - Okay. 439 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,774 - Boy, these have a bit more weight to them 440 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,472 than the usual pills. 441 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,561 - Well, you know, Johnny, that weight might actually work 442 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,606 in your favour if you take into consideration 443 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,868 the humidity in here. 444 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,001 - Wow, well, thank you, Roland. 445 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,611 - Okay, just relax. There. 446 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,181 Oh! All: Oh! 447 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,662 - David, why does this game feel vaguely familiar? 448 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,229 - You invented it. 449 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,318 We played it a lot growing up. 450 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,537 - Oh! 451 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,235 - I can't remember playing. 452 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,324 - That's because we got very good at it. 453 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,501 I remember Alexis got on in from across the room once. 454 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,242 All: Oh! 455 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,591 - I've gotta hand it to ya, David, 456 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,027 it's a little unconventional, 457 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,768 but people seem to be gettin' really into this. 458 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,291 Roland: Hey, Dave? 459 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:25,033 Do I get an extra point if I can bounce one of her forehead? 460 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,862 - Yeah, we need some clarity on the point system, David, 461 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,081 because I've landed three in Jocelyn's bangs, 462 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,735 and that's gotta count for something. 463 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,824 - Or nothing. - Ugh. 464 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,392 Okay. That's not fair. - Okay. On three, 465 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,568 try this together, [German accent] 1, 2, 3. 466 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,657 All: Oh! Yeah! 467 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,055 [Car rumbles] 468 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,536 [Rock music plays] 469 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,408 - So like, she's telling me that she's going to Mexico, 470 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,280 and I'm like, if you're not going to Tulum, 471 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,195 then like where the hell are you even going? 472 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,240 You know what I'm saying? - So where is she going? 473 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,938 - Ugh, god. Cabo. - Oh my god, poor thing. 474 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,244 - I know, right? 475 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,160 Like, what does she wanna go smoke a blunt with Pitbull? 476 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,509 - Ugh, probably not. [Girls chuckle] 477 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,685 - Um, anyway, can I talk to you for a sec, Klair? 478 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,426 - Oh yeah, sure. 479 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,473 Wassup? 480 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:17,477 - Okay, so I've been thinking about it. 481 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,391 - Hmm. 482 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,436 - And as much as I appreciate the offer, 483 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:21,916 ...um, I think for the next little while, 484 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,179 I should just stay here. 485 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,357 - I'm sorry, reset. What are we talking about? 486 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,621 - Um, the job that you offered at your dad's friend's company? 487 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,928 The junior publicist? - Oh. 488 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,712 - I just don't think that I can leave here yet. 489 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,975 - Oh, yeah, sure, you do your bit. I'm always here for you. 490 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,326 Sorry, I was like, what are we even talking about. 491 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:43,198 So like, Albany just put down her dad's black card, 492 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,766 so shots on him. It's the least that she can do 493 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,594 because she didn't come through with the party favours. 494 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:50,249 Breaking news, we still fucking hate her. 495 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,903 Anyway, do you want a shot or not? 496 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,123 It's Albany's birthday. 497 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,646 - Um, I don't think that I can. 498 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,648 I have this other thing that I need to go to. 499 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,085 - Okay, yeah, cool. Hey, well text me later. All right? 500 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,522 We can totally ditch this thing 501 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,220 and we don't have to tell Albany, if that's what's holding you back? 502 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,135 - Will do. - Okay. 503 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:10,399 Oh and Lex, it was so good to see you. 504 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,228 Really, it's been too long. We can't let this happen again. 505 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,318 - It won't. 506 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,063 - Why do you guys have drinks, and I don't? Hmm?