1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,614 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,573 [Birds chirp] 3 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,010 [Dog barks] 4 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,753 - What is that? - What's what? 5 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,757 - S-something spilled. - What? 6 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:21,064 - Something spilled in the bed. - Okay, well, clean it up! 7 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,761 - No, it's wet. There's wet in the bed. 8 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,067 - What? - Yeah. 9 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,938 - Well, what did you spill, David? 10 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,592 - I didn't spill anything! - Well, what... 11 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,594 are you bleeding? - What?! No! 12 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,728 - Well, what is it? 13 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,686 - Nothing. 14 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,384 - Is it you? What happened? - Nothing! 15 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:39,039 - Oh my God, David, 16 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,692 did you wet the bed? 17 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,087 - No. I have to go. 18 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,569 I have to go. - You're not going anywhere. 19 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,223 - No, I need to leave. 20 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,094 - David, calm down, okay? It's fine. 21 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,575 - It's not fine! Nothing about that is fine. 22 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,707 Do we have to file for divorce if we were never married? 23 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,840 - We are not getting divorced... Yet. 24 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,277 I need to see if I can get the stain out of my sheets first. 25 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:01,757 - Okay, does that window open? 26 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,280 Because I'm about to jump out of it! 27 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:05,413 - David, just get in the shower, I will deal with this. 28 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:06,936 Just let-let me do that for you. 29 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,764 And I gotta probably get these sheets in the wash 30 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,809 sooner than later. - I will take a shower, 31 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,768 but we must never see each other again. 32 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,509 - Okay, that sounds like a fair deal. 33 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:17,251 David, I'm gonna need the bedspread too, so... 34 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,166 Just-- 35 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,645 Okay. 36 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:23,648 [Door slams] I love you. 37 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,389 - I'm glad one of us does! 38 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:30,394 ♪♪♪ 39 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,094 [Door creaks] 40 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,967 - Hey. Hmm! 41 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,012 - So how was your seventh shower? 42 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:41,971 - Satisfactory, thank you so much. 43 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,016 - Listen David, I-- - Yeah, you know what? 44 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,017 Can we just not? 45 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,324 - Well, I think it's important that we do. 46 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,673 - Oh my God! - Look, things happen. 47 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,675 - Yes, things happen! 48 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,851 Things happen all in your sheets, 49 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,549 and now you need to remake your little bed, 50 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,159 because I peed in it! 51 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,814 - David, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, okay? 52 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:01,121 And look, I found this blanket that I thought I had lost 53 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,470 in the laundry room, 54 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,254 so you've actually done me a favour. 55 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,864 - Mm. 56 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,779 - So maybe we can um... 57 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:10,695 maybe we can take divorce off the table? 58 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,178 - Maybe, but if the tables were turned, 59 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,876 I can't say I'd be as generous. - Understood. 60 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,490 [Crackling] 61 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,493 - What is that noise? - I don't know. 62 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,756 Maybe the sheets are a bit stiff. 63 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,975 - No, it's like a, a crinkling sound. 64 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:32,195 - Oh, you're probably just sitting on the mattress tag. 65 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,154 - [Gasps] 66 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:38,027 Is this a mattress protector? - No. 67 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,463 No, no, that's a... 68 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,248 a second sheet that you put on the mattress, 69 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,380 um, that my mom gave me when I moved in, so I just-- 70 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,861 - You put down a plastic sheet? 71 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,167 - Well, I don't think it's a pla--I mean, 72 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:49,821 it might have like a rubberized coating, but I don't know. 73 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,606 - Oh my God! - Purely coincidental. 74 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,088 - Purely coincidental? 75 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,352 - [Sighs] Okay, look. 76 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:01,703 I just wanted you to be comfortable in case 77 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,705 it happened again, that's-- - Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm. 78 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,186 - Come on, David, it's an expensive mattress! 79 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:11,060 - More expensive than my dignity? 80 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,541 - I mean, comparable, at least. - Wow. 81 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,238 Wow! - Okay. 82 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,414 - Well... - No good? 83 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,199 [Door creaks, slams] 84 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,724 [Birds chirping] 85 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,379 - [Knocks] Hey, I just got off the phone 86 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:26,902 with the PR people from Interflix, 87 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,556 they're making the announcement 88 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,166 about the "Crows" movie at noon, 89 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,733 so they've requested that you do a social media takeover, 90 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,604 but don't worry, I will handle it. 91 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,563 - Takeover? That sounds hostile. 92 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,086 - No, they just want you like, send out posts 93 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,783 from their account, but I will do it for you. 94 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,090 - You will? - Mhmm, trust me. 95 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,918 I've dated enough mid-level latte art influencers 96 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,789 to know what the people want. 97 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,574 - I'm sorry Alexis, I only understood 98 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,402 about half of what you just said. 99 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,099 What exactly is required of me? 100 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:52,449 - Um, just like, a couple of cute pics, 101 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,277 and funny one-liners. 102 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,975 - I see, and you would be the architect behind 103 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,151 those funny one-liners? - Mhmm. 104 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:01,502 - Colour me curious, what might one 105 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:03,504 of my humorous quips sound like to you? 106 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,375 - Oh my God, I don't know yet. 107 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,247 - Well, it's just that you and I have very different 108 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,031 comedic stylings, dear. 109 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,294 I take a slightly more cerebral approach. 110 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,557 - Okay, you were the one that described social media 111 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:16,125 as an amusement park for clinical narcissists so, 112 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,693 I'm doing you a favour. - Very well. 113 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:20,738 Let me see what you're typing! 114 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:23,654 "Big news coming soon, caw caw!" 115 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:26,701 And a little yellow cartoon... winking. 116 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,269 You know what would be fun, Alexis, 117 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,358 let's put a beak on that winking cartoon. 118 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,881 - No, you can't do that. 119 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:35,362 - Let me handle this, please. - [Sighs] 120 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,233 - Okay, is it on? Can they see us? 121 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,322 - No, you just press "send." 122 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,803 - Alexis, this is exciting! 123 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:45,328 We have our very own digital soapbox here! 124 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,722 It reminds me of the Nickelodeon pilot I did 125 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:50,028 in which Ashley Tisdale and I played suffragettes. 126 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,074 You remember, "You Go, Girl." - Mhmm. 127 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:55,077 - Have you pressed send yet? - Send. 128 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,646 - Okay, great. Now we just wait three and a half hours, 129 00:04:58,689 --> 00:04:59,995 until people are on their lunch break, 130 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:01,779 and then we post again. - Okay. 131 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:04,478 Alexis, they're liking it! 132 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,349 We have five likes! 133 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,308 People are cawing back! 134 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,658 Oh Alexis, I think you and I might need to purchase... 135 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,616 antibiotics. 136 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,444 I believe we've just gone viral. 137 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,968 - Ohhh! [Chuckles] 138 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,187 'kay. 139 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,058 [Birds chirp] 140 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,846 - A 20 minute drive to another motel. 141 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:27,718 Mr. Rose, what are we doing here? 142 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:32,027 - Well, I brought you here, Stevie, because... 143 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:35,247 I think we should buy it. - Uh. 144 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,469 Yeah, okay. I'm-I'm not sure about that. 145 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,210 - No surprise there, Johnny, 146 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,691 I told you she's not the visionary you and I are. 147 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,867 - Stevie, this is the inevitable next step 148 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:48,043 in building the Rosebud Empire. 149 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:50,393 - Okay, but I think maybe we should talk about it first, 150 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,874 before we just jump into building the empire. 151 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,224 - Well, I know this must be a little overwhelming right now, 152 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,748 but I thought it was better for you to... 153 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,228 see the place yourself. 154 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,404 Roland, there are a lot of cars here today. 155 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,580 I thought you set up a private showing. 156 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,800 - I'm pretty sure I said private. 157 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:08,150 - Okay, heads up, this must be the agent. 158 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,717 Smile. 159 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,154 - Good morning, are you here for Benny Terkstra? 160 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,765 - Uh, I spoke with somebody named Betty, 161 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,550 but I was mowing the lawn at the time, 162 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,769 so your guess is as good as mine. 163 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:21,293 - Betty is Benny's wife. Please, follow me. 164 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,295 - Huh, Betty and Benny? 165 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:25,602 [Chuckles] What are they, puppets? 166 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,082 It's the Benny and Betty Show! 167 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,649 - Okay, Roland-- - Tu! Tu! 168 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,607 I'm Betty. I'm Benny. I'm Betty! 169 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,653 [Door opens, footsteps thud] 170 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,133 [Sombre organ music plays quietly] 171 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,139 - Why do I get the feeling this isn't an open house? 172 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,446 - Maybe it's because of the coffin. 173 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,579 - This is a funeral, Roland! 174 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,842 What exactly did the woman say to you?! 175 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,322 - She said the showing was at nine o'clock. 176 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,804 She may have said viewing. 177 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,458 - What the hell, Roland?! 178 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,591 - Johnny, language, please! 179 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,375 A man is dead. 180 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,206 [Traffic rumbles] 181 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:05,250 [Pen clicks] 182 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,211 - David, you know, your tea has been just sitting here 183 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:11,387 untouched for about half an hour, 184 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,736 and you're probably gonna have to drink something 185 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,956 at some point. - I'm just not that thirsty. 186 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,348 I'm doing inventory. 187 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:17,915 - Okay, you're making this so much more 188 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,091 of a thing than it needs to be. - Am I? 189 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:22,790 [Bell over door jingles] - Buongiorno, boys! 190 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:26,489 Oh ho! Say hello at all my new hashtag "frands." 191 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,971 It's a little word I assembled to consecrate my fans, 192 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,103 who are also my friends. 193 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,279 - Okay, "frands" doesn't sound nice. 194 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:37,544 - To all of you asking what is little mercantile 195 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:41,461 establishment with the almost gallery-like austerity? 196 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:45,682 Well, it so happens it's also owned by my son, 197 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,771 David Rose, say hi, David. 198 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,033 - Okay, I would rather not, thanks. 199 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,340 - And his hashtag fiancee, Patrick. 200 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:52,950 - I don't think you have to say hashtag 201 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,604 when you're just talking, Mrs. Rose. 202 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,127 - Okay, what are you doing? 203 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,825 You look like the downfall of society. 204 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,174 Can you please turn that off 205 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:00,871 while you're in our store, please? 206 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,177 - Very well. 207 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,354 Frands, please keep checking your phones 208 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:08,836 for more "Crow" related intel by me, Moira Rose, 209 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,534 especially you, "Wine and Cat Gal 74," 210 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,710 I do hope you stop crying soon. 211 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:16,278 Caw! Caw! For now. Muah! 212 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,542 - Didn't realize you were on social media. 213 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,022 Only fleetingly. 214 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,241 And only because the network requested it. 215 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,026 - That's nice. 216 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:31,380 - Hm, it's noticeably cheerless in here today. 217 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,034 If I didn't know better, 218 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:36,254 I would suspect a little trouble in paradise. 219 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,041 - David's just having a bit of a day. 220 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,564 Didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 221 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,523 - Okay, I'm doing fine, thanks! 222 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,047 - David, what's wrong? 223 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:49,050 [Gasps] Your sleep apnea hasn't returned, has it? 224 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,705 I thought that was remedied when you got your new nose. 225 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,445 - It was. 226 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,056 - Is it night sweats? 227 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,058 You're not eating pepperettes in bed again! 228 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:59,016 - No. - Night terrors? 229 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,931 - I don't wanna talk about it! 230 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:04,848 - David, don't tell me you've had a nighttime oopsie-daisy. 231 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,154 - I'm sorry, a what? 232 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,983 - I'm leaving. 233 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,551 Okay? And if I don't come back it's because of you. 234 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,074 - Me? 235 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,033 - Ooh dear. 236 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,340 David's nocturnal enuresis used to only happen 237 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,734 when he went to bed all juiced up 238 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,997 with excited anticipation about something. 239 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,782 Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March. 240 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,263 And now it seems your impending nuptials 241 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,352 has opened the floodgates. 242 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,614 - Oh! 243 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,529 Why am I oddly flattered? 244 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,618 - I can't imagine. 245 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,185 - Hmm. 246 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,100 - Well, I hate to point this out, Mr. Rose, 247 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,145 but if you weren't in such a rush to see this place, 248 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,973 we wouldn't be at a funeral. 249 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,801 - No, it's what happens 250 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,368 when you leave anything up to Roland. 251 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,065 We just have to find a window where we can leave 252 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,067 without anybody seeing us. 253 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,895 Because the last thing we want to do is offend the woman 254 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,810 that's selling us this place. 255 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,857 - Well, assuming we're actually buying it. 256 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,859 - You know what they say, 257 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,035 you can tell the quality of a motel 258 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,211 by the food they serve at the owner's funeral. 259 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,082 - We're not even supposed to be here, Roland, 260 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,128 can you put the plate-- is that egg salad? 261 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,130 Betty: Johnny, is it? 262 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,654 - Yes, yes, it is. - Mrs. Terkstra, 263 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,569 this is Johnny Rose. 264 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,702 - I-I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. 265 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,617 Um, how did you know my Benny? 266 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,227 - Johnny... 267 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:23,187 - Yes well, we were uh, friends, I mean... 268 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,103 acquaintances, I would say-- 269 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,889 - From the bowling league. - Uh, you mean curling? 270 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,065 Did you curl with my Benny? 271 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,807 - I-you know, more important, 272 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,460 I think we just wanted to come by 273 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,245 and pay our respects. - Mhmm. 274 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,551 - Because this must be so difficult for you 275 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,597 dealing with your loss, 276 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,643 and uh... selling the motel. 277 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,298 - I'm sorry, I'm still trying to place you. 278 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:50,693 I-I don't remember seeing you at Benny's last bonspiel. 279 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,219 - Well, that's because Johnny here um... 280 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,180 had another bonspiel to go to, 281 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,530 and unfortunately that bonspiel 282 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,837 was way more important than Benny's bonspiel, so we... 283 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,142 - Well, Ro-Roland that-- 284 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,404 - we had to go to that bonspiel. 285 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,841 - No, no, no, that was- I would've been... 286 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,320 - I think I know why you're here. 287 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,366 It might be more appropriate 288 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,238 to have this conversation outside. 289 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,982 - Since I wasn't in the curling league, can I go home? 290 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,723 - No. No. 291 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,039 - Say Havarti, girls! 292 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,693 [Camera click] 293 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,216 Oh no! [Laughs] 294 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,826 Well, you can't win them all. 295 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,002 - Wow, someone's in a surprisingly good mood, 296 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,004 considering they're 15 minutes late. 297 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,572 - Blame my new internet frands. - What'd she just say? 298 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,227 - Oh, I was dragooned into taking over the Interflix 299 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,055 social media channels today, 300 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,361 and apparently I'm quite proficient at it. 301 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,363 - I thought you hated social media. 302 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,017 What did you call it, a um, 303 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,367 a cauldron of self-absorption. 304 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:59,109 - You have an almost unsetting memory, Twyla. 305 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,633 Now just a quick snap for my friend, 306 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,593 "Wine and Cat Gal 74," and her frands 307 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,464 at the rehabilitation facility. 308 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,466 - Fine, but nothing gets posted 309 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,773 without my written approval. [Camera clicks] 310 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,775 - Oh Alexis, wonderful! I was just about to post. 311 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,995 Will you please do a selfie of me, and my Jazzigals? 312 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,910 - Um, actually, may I speak with you for a moment? 313 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,608 - If Interflix is asking if I'll extend my takeover, 314 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,002 my answer is, I'll think about it. 315 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,612 [Girls titter] - Mm, actually, 316 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,483 I think we might wanna discuss this matter privately. 317 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,269 - Okay, two minutes, gals? In the meantime, 318 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,097 if you'd like to follow the Interflix channels... 319 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,794 - Oh no, that won't be necessary. 320 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,449 Okay, who taught you how to livestream?! 321 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,799 - A wonderful teen named CherryBus, 322 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,714 she lives in Singapore. Why? Who wants to know? 323 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,672 - Okay, well, did she teach you how to turn it off? 324 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,457 Because you just posted your entire conversation 325 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,372 with David and Patrick! 326 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,940 - No, I distinctly remember putting down the phone. 327 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,724 - But you didn't stop recording. 328 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,508 So people basically got like, a whole podcast 329 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,510 about how David's wetting the bed again. 330 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,295 If I wasn't your publicist, I would be enjoying 331 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,297 the situation a lot more than I am. 332 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,386 Which is still like, quite a lot. 333 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,562 - Oh, dear. 334 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,304 Fortunately, David doesn't subscribe to social media, 335 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,827 so we-we just need to take it down, 336 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,742 and David will be none the wiser. 337 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,004 - Okay. 338 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,354 - Hey Moira, you weren't lying! 339 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,443 You do have a knack for this. 340 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,141 - What are we looking at? 341 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,882 - Okay, um, no need to watch that. 342 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,579 Okay, Twyla, if you haven't seen it already, 343 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,537 then maybe just once, but that is it! 344 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,452 [Online video plays] 345 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,282 - Now, I-I'd like to start from the beginning. 346 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,154 - Mrs. Terkstra, we-we were just-- 347 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,808 - I was speaking. - Yes, you were. 348 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,635 - It's becoming very clear that you people 349 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,420 didn't know my husband at all. 350 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,291 - Well now, when you say "know" uh-- 351 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,598 - Am I still talking?! - Yes, you were, ma'am. 352 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,469 - I can't say I wasn't expecting you, 353 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,602 I just didn't think you'd show up at the funeral! 354 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,474 I'm aware that my husband was not perfect. 355 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,390 I told him that poker ring was risky, 356 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,740 and I know there were some shady business dealings 357 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,525 that went on behind closed doors, 358 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,309 but I had nothing to do with it! 359 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,833 - I'm sorry? 360 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,443 - Well, you're the federal agents I was warned about. 361 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,445 No need to keep up the act. 362 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,708 Her face has "fed" written all over it. 363 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,188 - Thanks... 364 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,407 - Mrs. Terkstra, we're not feds. 365 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,583 No, there seems to have been some crossed wires here. 366 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,195 No, we thought we were coming out to look at the property. 367 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,371 We're from Rosebud Motel. 368 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,373 - Maureen Bud's old place? 369 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,244 - That would be the one. 370 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,899 Uh, Aunt Maureen is... was my aunt. 371 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,901 - Oh, for heaven's sakes! 372 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,556 Benny and I used to play bingo with Maureen. 373 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,037 - [Laughs] What a small world! 374 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,735 Johnny and I used to play bingo with Maureen, 375 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,563 right after curling. - Roland. 376 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,913 - Well, it would be a relief to sell this place 377 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,436 to someone we know. 378 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,569 - Uh, well, we're not sure yet. 379 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,614 - But we can touch base again next week, 380 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:40,749 and again, you have our deepest condolences. 381 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,577 - Well, now that you're here, why don't you come on in, 382 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,753 and pay your respects to Benny? - Oh... 383 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,060 - Considering you may be taking over his home. 384 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,583 - Yes, yes, yes. Well, sure. 385 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,238 We can come in, and pay our respects. 386 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,240 - Too bad it's not an open casket. 387 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,243 I would've loved to say goodbye to old Benny's face. 388 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,592 - We'd be happy to open it for you. 389 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,986 - No, no, closed-closed is fine. 390 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,684 [Groans] - You sure? 391 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,429 [Music plays on the radio] 392 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,953 - [Gasps] Oh look Alexis, Patrick's here. 393 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,478 - Yep, you asked me to meet you here. 394 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,871 - Hmm. 395 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,612 - So what-what-what's goin' on? 396 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,008 - And David is bewitching himself elsewhere? 397 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,271 - Yeah, he is uh, dusting the shelves, 398 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,490 even though I cleaned them last week, 399 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,623 but hey, whatever it takes to get him through this. 400 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,974 - Priority number one, get David through this! 401 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,107 - Mhmm, mhmm! 402 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,587 Quick "Q," um, 403 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,633 has David taken your phone, or anything, 404 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,244 or like, looked at anyone else's phone? 405 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,465 - No. 406 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,467 Sorry, somebody wanna tell me what's goin' on? 407 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,860 - Okay, okay... so, no biggie, 408 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:52,255 but my mom may have accidentally posted 409 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,736 your little conversation from this morning 410 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,564 over social media. 411 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,220 - The-the one about... 412 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,786 - The oopsie-daisy. Yes. 413 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,571 But don't worry, I am involved now, 414 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,225 and I will be taking it down. 415 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,748 - It's still up?! 416 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,750 - And generating a lot of traction. 417 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,100 But yes, it's been uh, we're taking it... 418 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,450 it's being taken down right now. 419 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,323 - So how... how did this happen? 420 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,413 - Right. I was strong-armed 421 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,806 into participating in social marketing, 422 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,940 and a dear friend of mine from Singapore, 423 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,811 Miss CherryBus, 424 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,640 suggested I try my hand at creating a living stream. 425 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,642 - Okay, she doesn't know what she's doing, 426 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,296 and didn't know that it was recording. 427 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,300 - Okay look, David can never, 428 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,607 ever find out about this. 429 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,826 I am actually afraid that he will never sleep again. 430 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,091 - Precisely why we're involving you in this covert stratagem. 431 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,310 - So all we need to do is keep David off the internet 432 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,269 for like, 24 hours, 433 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,835 or until a celebrity says something wrong, 434 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,620 which could be any minute. 435 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,274 - Okay, I think I can handle that. 436 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,277 - Wonderful! Crisis averted. Hmm! 437 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,583 - Yeah, so you still haven't taken the post down. 438 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,761 - I'm doing that now. - Cool. 439 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,285 So I'll just sit here until that happens. 440 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,288 - It's kind of cute, though. - Alexis. 441 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,941 - Yes. 442 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,465 - Let's take it down. - Mhmm. 443 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,557 [Insects buzz] 444 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,346 [Door opens] 445 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,000 - Oh Stevie, 446 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,481 listen, I owe you an apology for today. 447 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,657 You know, the way I rushed you into that thing. 448 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,181 On the plus side, we did make that personal connection, 449 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,314 and I think we might be able to get a better deal 450 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,491 than I had thought. - Okay... "we?" 451 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,623 - Unless you have a better idea, 452 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,886 I know you wanted to talk this out, so uh... 453 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,366 I'm all ears. 454 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,716 - Mr. Rose, what I've been trying to talk to you about 455 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,197 is more than just the new motel. 456 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,504 - Oh. Well... 457 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,159 what is it, Stevie? 458 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,294 - I don't think I'm ready to... 459 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,993 commit to this business like, 460 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,606 as a whole. 461 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,303 - Oh. 462 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:10,654 Well, that is a bigger conversation, isn't it? 463 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,309 - It's just, doing "Cabaret" made me feel 464 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,311 like I should push myself, 465 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,835 and so I just wondered... 466 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,186 you know, maybe there's something more 467 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,883 out there for me. 468 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,626 - Well, what are you saying, you want out? 469 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,933 - No! Uh, I don't know, I just... 470 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,503 I feel like I'd regret it 471 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,940 if I didn't at least try to see what's out there. 472 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,074 - Well, if that's what you feel 473 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,685 you need to push yourself, Stevie, I uh... 474 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,645 certainly am not gonna stand in your way. 475 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,864 Same reason I left the button factory 476 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,171 when I was a young man. 477 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,217 That, and the fact that working conditions 478 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:54,133 weren't exactly safe for a ten-year-old, but... 479 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,526 that being said, I'm not going to pretend 480 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,050 that I don't hope you'll come back. 481 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,359 Either way, I hope you find what you're looking for. 482 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,232 - Mr. Rose... thank you. 483 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,367 Okay, you know what? I think... 484 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,761 I should just head home early, 485 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,590 and think about it. - Yeah... 486 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:21,377 or you can think about it as you finish your shift? 487 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,118 - That's fair. 488 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,382 - I'm gonna miss that enthusiasm. 489 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,819 - [Groans] 490 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,607 [Crickets chirp] 491 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,957 [Door opens, light clicks off] 492 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,221 - I'm so glad you decided to stay. 493 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,746 - Well, there's literally no liquid left in my body, so. 494 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,574 - [Small laugh] 495 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,446 - Oh! [Mattress crinkles] - Yeah... 496 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,925 - Forgot about this. 497 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,231 - Taking that off first thing tomorrow. 498 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,233 - Huh! 499 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,974 [Happy exhale] 500 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,803 I wonder how long my mom lasted on the internets. 501 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,936 - Not long, I don't think. 502 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,764 You know, you were smart to get off of there. 503 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,114 - Mhmm. I was curious to see what kinds of things 504 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,421 she was posting throughout the day, though. 505 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,249 - Yeah, nothing of note. - Hmm. 506 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,425 - Um yeah, she really didn't know how to use it, so. 507 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,948 - Mhmm. - Hey, 508 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,428 let's talk about something else. 509 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,256 - Sure, um... 510 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,954 what's the thread count on this plastic? 511 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,263 - Okay, would it help if I were to share 512 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,179 something private and embarrassing with you? 513 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,616 - I might be too tired for that tonight. 514 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,009 - Ha ha! 515 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,795 If we're gonna be married, I just think it's important 516 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,494 that we be as open and honest with each other 517 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,322 as we possibly can. 518 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,151 - What is this sexy thing? 519 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,850 - Okay, I only put this in when you're not around. 520 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,332 It's my mouthguard. - Oh... 521 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,856 well, there's nothing really embarrassing about that. 522 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,467 Also, you look very beautiful. 523 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,164 - Aw, thank you. 524 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,515 Um, hmm. 525 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,038 How about... 526 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,432 now? - My God! 527 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,261 - This is my nose thing, 528 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,263 and it just helps me breathe better. 529 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,789 - I have never been more attracted to you. 530 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,138 - Mm, same. 531 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,141 [David laughs] [Cell phone chimes] 532 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,273 - Ooh! 533 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,410 Ronnie's texting me a link to something? 534 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,065 - Okay, put it away, David. It's bedtime.