1 00:00:01,175 --> 00:00:04,265 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,704 [Skype chimes] 3 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,187 - I-I can see you! Can you see me? 4 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,363 - Finally! How many days has it been? 5 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:16,712 - Yeah, sorry about that. 6 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,496 We ended up having to extend our research trip. 7 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,542 But it was totally worth it because we discovered 8 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:23,066 a new breed of fly that mates with itself. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,677 - Yummm! Mm. 10 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,201 Well, I guess if this is what you look like 11 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,898 after finding some gross fly, 12 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:31,074 I can forgive you for being away for so long. 13 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,076 - I've actually been bench pressing 100-pound tortoises 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,904 because there's no gym here. 15 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,515 - Ted! Stop making me jealous of turtles. 16 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:41,737 - Tortoises, but I do have tur-tell you 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:45,567 that I've been thinking about you, a lot, 18 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,352 especially at nighttime. 19 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,224 - [Coyly] What a coincidence. 20 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,748 I've been thinking about you a lot. 21 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,402 At nighttime. 22 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:58,580 I've been all alone and lonely. [Door opens] 23 00:00:58,623 --> 00:00:59,798 - [Horrified gasp] Oh! 24 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:01,670 - Oh my God, David! Knock much?! 25 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,628 - [Gags] Ted: Hi, David! 26 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,978 - Hi. Is he dressed? 27 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,589 - Yes! - Ugh. Forget it. 28 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,243 - Okay, we're celebrating our anniversary. 29 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:12,028 Can you give us some privacy, please? 30 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,421 - Kids, just wanna let you know 31 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,118 I'm taking the car this morning. 32 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,467 - Ugh! - Mm. 33 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,513 You might wanna say hi to Ted. 34 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,993 He and Alexis were about to engage in cyber-sex. 35 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,473 - [Frustrated] Mm! 36 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,606 - Hi, Ted. - Hi, Mr. Rose. 37 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,477 Moira: Alexis, what have I told you 38 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,305 about putting your body on the internet? 39 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,133 Never! Never without proper lighting. 40 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,787 - Can everyone get out, please?! 41 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,050 I haven't seen my boyfriend in like eight days. 42 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,009 - And I haven't seen my furry Fendi's for weeks. 43 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,533 - Hi, Mrs. Rose! 44 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,317 - No. We're not engaging with them. 45 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:42,319 Everybody out so I can finish off with Ted! 46 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:45,017 - Sick! - Ugh! Goodbye, please! 47 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,018 - Found them! 48 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:50,588 ♪♪♪ 49 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,504 [Birds chirp, Stevie mutters] 50 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,853 [Loud knock, door opens] 51 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,029 - [Annoyed sigh] 52 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,596 What took you so long? 53 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,163 - Uh, you said it was an emergency, 54 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,861 so I came straight here. - You stopped for coffee? 55 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,125 - And a breakfast burrito that I got to go. 56 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,343 So what's going on? 57 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,476 - [Apprehensive sigh] 58 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,479 I need you to help me... 59 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,655 put together an outfit. 60 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,352 'Kay, I have a job interview this afternoon 61 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,615 and I need to look professional. 62 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,531 - So, does that mean you're officially leaving the motel? 63 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,490 - No. just, I don't know, 64 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,927 I'm just, you know, trying to see what's out there. 65 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,624 - Mm. - And... 66 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:30,498 Larry Air is hosting an open call 67 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,152 for employment opportunities. 68 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:35,546 - Okay, "Larrierre" sounds like a dollar-store perfume. 69 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,244 - It's an airline. 70 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,724 Larry is the name of the CEO. 71 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,683 He used to own a chain of delis, 72 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,728 but then he sold them 73 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,904 to buy a bunch of planes. - Mm. 74 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,342 - I get to travel, see the world. 75 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,170 - Mhmm. You know that I was once told 76 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,824 that I would make an excellent flight attendant. 77 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,478 - Hmm! By who? 78 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:57,351 - Sandy, the hostess on our private plane. 79 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,701 She once let me debone a branzino 80 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,051 during turbulence. - So what're you trying to say? 81 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,706 You don't think I have what it takes to be a flight attendant? 82 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,708 - No. I just think if it's between the two of us, 83 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,231 we all know who's getting the job. 84 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,538 - Oh! Okay. 85 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,236 Why don't you come with me then and... 86 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,933 and we'll see who gets it. 87 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:19,242 - Well, if this is what we're working with, 88 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,897 I think we can hand me the contract today. 89 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,159 [Simpering chuckle] I need a boot. 90 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,076 Johnny: I think the pitch for the new motel went well. 91 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,164 If all goes to plan, 92 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,907 we should be able to move forward even without Stevie. 93 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,125 - I want you to know, Johnny, 94 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:36,085 I am not gonna abandon you like she did. 95 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:39,262 - Stevie didn't abandon us. - Well, jump ship. 96 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,264 Look, origami! 97 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,397 - All right, gentlemen, I spoke with my manager 98 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,920 and everyone's in agreement 99 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,269 that this proposal is excellent. 100 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,271 - Ah! That sounds good! 101 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,622 - Unfortunately, we couldn't offer the loan at this time. 102 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,799 - Sorry, I might've gotten confused there. 103 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,367 - The bank has assessed that you don't have enough assets 104 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,847 to secure the loan. 105 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,980 - I have assets. I'm invested in the motel. 106 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:04,200 - Which doesn't appear to be in your name. 107 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,333 - That's right, it's in my partner's name. 108 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,986 - So, you're Stevie Budd? 109 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,727 - [Chuckles] No. Believe it or not, 110 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,120 that's actually a woman's name. 111 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,340 - Look, there must be something we can do here. 112 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,690 I ran a major business for 30 years. 113 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,387 - Yeah, and look at the way this guy bounced back 114 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,997 from total financial ruin. 115 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,999 - You know, there was a day when banks 116 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,045 would provide loans based solely 117 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:26,527 on their faith in a very solid business idea. 118 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,703 - That's gonna be a tough sell to my boss. 119 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,705 We don't offer faith-based loans. 120 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,316 - Okay, uh, I did not wanna play this card, 121 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,231 but... I will. 122 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,886 I am the mayor. - You already mentioned that. 123 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,801 - 'Kay, did I mention I went steady with your mom? 124 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:41,019 - Unfortunately, you did. 125 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,326 - Okay, then I'm out. I got nothing. 126 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,328 [Door clicks open] 127 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,374 - Honey, you're home! 128 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,028 Yay! [Door clicks shut] 129 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,291 - Alexis! 130 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:53,989 Your father and I are going to meet for a celebratory lunch 131 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,599 when he's done at the bank, and... 132 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,645 I was supposed to invite you to join us. 133 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,342 - Yeah, I'm a little busy. 134 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,650 - What in God's name do you have there? 135 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:05,479 Please tell me it's not a testudine. 136 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:06,958 - No, it's a turtle. 137 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,700 - Alexis! Turtles do not pets make. 138 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:14,009 The poor things are riddled with a myriad of diseases. 139 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:17,142 You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet. 140 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,667 - Relax, they said he's already been washed. 141 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,625 Say hello to Ted. 142 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:24,454 - Hello, Theodore. I don't see the computer. 143 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,369 - No, I've named the turtle Ted. 144 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,024 All the blogs about successful long-term relationships 145 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:32,636 say that the key is creating shared experiences. 146 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,203 - Oh dear. 147 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,510 If your coupling is too frangible to survive 148 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,207 this brief disunion-- 149 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,035 - Okay, I am trying my best. 150 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:42,342 Is this supposed to be making me feel better? 151 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,474 - Oh, very well. Alexis, 152 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,868 if you desire a love with longevity, 153 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:50,219 the key is to have as little in common as possible. 154 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:53,222 After an award-worthy trilogy of decades together, 155 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:56,921 your father and I still astonish each other. 156 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:00,534 Although today, I will but feign surprise 157 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,101 when he tells me he's secured a hefty loan 158 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,582 to initiate our imminent connecting departure 159 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,889 from this lengthy layover. 160 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,107 You'll be coming with? 161 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,763 - No. I have to give Ted his pellets, 162 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,418 and then put him down for a little nap. 163 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,724 - Sexy. 164 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,291 - [Sniffs and gags] Mm! Mm! 165 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:24,253 - Now is this look comfortable for you, or uncomfortable? 166 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,734 - Uh, you dress for the job you want. 167 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,300 - So you wanna be a youth pastor? 168 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:31,303 - Hi. Wow. While, that joke was surprisingly sharp, 169 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:32,827 these are Patrick's clothes. 170 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,612 So, you might wanna tell that to my fiancé's face. 171 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,615 Mm. "Larry Air, recent improvements: 172 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,835 all chairs will have tray tables, 173 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,098 not just first class." [Simpering chuckle] 174 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,100 I feel like I'm flying on the Concorde. 175 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,146 - You can leave any time. I'm fine to do this on my own. 176 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,279 - How will I get the job if I leave now though? 177 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,976 - All right, everyone, 178 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,457 If you could please follow me, we're ready to get started. 179 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,285 [Low hum of chatter] 180 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,156 - Thank you so much. 181 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,638 - Well, it is so exciting to see 182 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:04,249 how much interest there is in Larry Air. 183 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,513 Oh, I should mention, if anyone here is involved 184 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,732 in the class-action lawsuit against Larry Air, 185 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,734 you are disqualified from applying. 186 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:18,002 All right, why don't we go around, 187 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:20,004 and I'll have each of you state your name 188 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,442 and tell us what you consider your biggest weakness. 189 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,400 - Ooh! 190 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,490 - Me? Um... Stevie Budd, 191 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,926 and um... 192 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,451 I'd say my biggest weakness is... 193 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,716 that I'm disorganized. - Ooh, that's true. 194 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:40,503 - And, um, I'm indecisive. - Yes. 195 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,244 - Uh... I also-- - Okay. 196 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,856 We just needed one. Next? 197 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,597 - Hi. David Rose. 198 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,861 Would we consider loyalty a weakness? 199 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,647 If not, I'm also really honest. 200 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,649 - I'm just gonna put down chatty. 201 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,433 - Okay. - Hmph. 202 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,000 [Birds chirp, car rumbles] 203 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,002 - Well, she said there was nothing she could do. 204 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,004 Apparently, I don't have enough assets. 205 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,875 - Yeah, she said apparently 206 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,355 Johnny doesn't have enough assets. 207 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,357 - Yeah, and the problem is, how do you get assets... 208 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,706 without the loan? 209 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,012 - But the the problem is, 210 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,536 how do you get assets without a loan? 211 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,191 - Roland, you're not adding anything to the sentence, 212 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,193 you're just repeating what I said. 213 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:21,544 Anyway, I don't know how long this will set us back, Moira. 214 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:25,243 Could be another year or two before we make any headway. 215 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,681 - Oh, surely there's some penny-wise townsperson 216 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,379 with a hidden rainy-day reservoir. 217 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:33,861 - Well, you know, uh, I don't wanna be the town gossip here, 218 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,864 but, uh, the other day, I got a look at Bob's 219 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,214 financial statement on his desk in the office, 220 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,086 and that garage is doing great! 221 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,045 Plus, he got plugs last year, but... 222 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,873 you didn't hear that from me. 223 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,048 - You know, come to think of it, 224 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,050 Gwen has been coming to rehearsal 225 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,226 in those fancy yoga clothes. Those are not cheap. 226 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,228 I know because I buy the knockoffs, 227 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,709 and they're not cheap. - Bob... 228 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,232 You know, he was very interested 229 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,364 in that bagel business a while ago, 230 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,671 and this is a much stronger idea. 231 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:02,803 - Roland and I are having dinner 232 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,892 with Bob and Gwen tonight. 233 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,808 - Bob! - Hey, folks. 234 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,505 - Bob! 235 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,463 - Oh, look at you, Robert, 236 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,857 with the hides of a herd of Holstein on your back. 237 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,033 - [Laughing] Yeah. 238 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,035 Sorry, uh, I don't have time to chat. Uh... 239 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,081 I just had two cups of coffee, 240 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:22,779 uh, I don't wanna push my luck. 241 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,955 I mean, uh, these pants, 242 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:28,350 they take like a year to unlace, so... 243 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,091 [Knocks on table] 244 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,050 - Rose's, I hope you like fish, 245 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,792 'cause I think we just reeled in a big one. 246 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,670 [Entry bells tinkle] 247 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:46,020 - Hey, Alexis. Another green smoothie, no greens? 248 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,283 - Um... yeah, if you're making one. 249 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,502 - No. I'm asking if you want one. 250 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,896 - [Sighs] Okay, Twy, I didn't like leave anything behind 251 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,203 when I popped by earlier, did I? 252 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,553 - I don't think so, but if you tell me what you lost, 253 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,424 I can ask George if anyone turned it in? 254 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,862 - No, it's, it's nothing. It's just a turtle. 255 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,081 - What? - His name is Ted 256 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,127 and he's gone. And I can't remember where I put him, 257 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,563 and I thought it was in the motel, 258 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,304 but he could've like crawled out of my purse 259 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,654 when I brought him by the cafe earlier. 260 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:12,786 - Okay. 261 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,789 Turtles are actually kind of like huge health hazards, 262 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,052 so when did you last see him? 263 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,836 - 'Kay, it's been weeks. 264 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,273 But between the patchy Wi-Fi 265 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,275 and like the ten-day nature trips, 266 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:27,061 and me being alone here, kind of feels like he left 267 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,150 the day that he flew to the Galapagos. 268 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,021 - The turtle flew to the Galapagos? 269 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,241 - No, Ted the turtle is missing, 270 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,591 I am now talking about my boyfriend Ted, Twy. 271 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,637 It'd be great if you could keep up. 272 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,638 - Right. Sorry. 273 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,075 - The slowest animal on earth escaped from me. 274 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,772 That can't not be a bad sign. 275 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,556 - My mom had a turtle dove 276 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,428 that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake. 277 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,909 That was a bad sign. - Oh my God. 278 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,824 - And it happened on Valentine's Day. 279 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,042 - Mm. 280 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,349 - And her fiancé was a Satanist. 281 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,657 I think you guys are just going through a tough time. 282 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,615 But... who knows? 283 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,443 Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised 284 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,314 by how much closer this brings the two of you. 285 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,752 And if it makes you feel any better, 286 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,145 turtles actually thrive out of captivity. 287 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,322 - Thanks, Twy. 288 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,285 Oh, and if you do see Ted like waddling around in the kitchen, 289 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,983 just feed him a carrot and shoot me a text. 290 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,333 - [Laughs] I hope you're joking. 291 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,509 - Me too, girl. [Air kiss] Love you! 292 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,381 [Entry bells tinkle, music plays quietly] 293 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,950 [Highway traffic rumbles] 294 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,647 - Excuse me. - Mm? 295 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,825 - This baby behind me has been crying for over an hour now 296 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,827 and I just can't take it anymore. 297 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,524 - You and me both. 298 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:42,005 I have shushed them thrice at this point. 299 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,790 Now, here are your options: 300 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,662 I could either move those two to the back of the plane, 301 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,360 or I could offer you some complimentary alcohol 302 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,494 to make your flight a little more bearable. 303 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,365 - Okay. Thank you, David. 304 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845 - Thank you, Carol! 305 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,936 - That was a great example... - Thank you! 306 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,939 - ...of what not to do. David just reminded us 307 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,115 of two touchstone policies here at Larry Air: 308 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,770 no seat changes, 309 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,293 and "complimentary" 310 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,427 is not in our corporate vocabulary. 311 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,908 But finger snaps for David! 312 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,606 All: [Snapping fingers] - We don't... s-Sure. 313 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:21,436 - Okay, I think it's time to move on to the final round. 314 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,222 If I call your name, please stand up. 315 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,965 Rupinder Pimms, Tracey Mickleson, 316 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,794 Felix Ng, and David Rose. 317 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,622 - Fuck yes! - I regret to inform you, 318 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,625 you will not be asked to continue the process. 319 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,888 - [Shocked laugh] This is so embarrassing. 320 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,150 I thought you said David Rose. 321 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,761 - I did. 322 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,938 - Too bad they didn't have a branzino to de-bone 323 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,591 because you would've got this. - [Unamused] Hmm... 324 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,159 Yeah, hi, Carol? Uh, it's just that some of us 325 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,161 drove some of the other applicants here, 326 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,946 so it might just be easier 327 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,470 if we all just moved forward into the next round. 328 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,778 - I think it's best if you wait in the hall. 329 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,780 - Okay. 330 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,568 I'll be taking some of these complimentary peanuts then. 331 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,265 - Oh, as I pointed out, 332 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,745 nothing is complimentary on Larry Air. 333 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,921 - I'm taking the peanuts, Carol! 334 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,708 [Door bangs shut] - Okay, moving on... 335 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:20,843 ♪♪♪ 336 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,672 [Muzak-style music plays] 337 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,808 - Well, hopefully, Gwen will be here soon. 338 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,940 - Oh, we don't have to wait for Gwen. 339 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,029 - Oh, I think we do. It uh... 340 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,944 gives us more time to talk. 341 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,861 How often do good friends get a chance to sit around and, uh, 342 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,124 and talk? - Right! 343 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:44,432 And, you know, I didn't get a chance to tell you before, 344 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,827 but that is one snazzy outfit. [Chuckles] I mean... 345 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,091 Somebody... somebody's got some money to burn. 346 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,527 - [Chuckles] Take it easy, Roland. 347 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,746 - Well... - Let's not embarrass the man. 348 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:58,315 He obviously knows what his money can do for him. 349 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,187 [Chuckles] - This is so exciting! 350 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,493 I feel like I'm a Wolf of Wall Street. 351 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,495 - Good... then let's go get our lamb. 352 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,149 - Oh, are we having lamb? 353 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,978 - No, just my Sloppy Jocelyns. 354 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,371 Hope you're hungry, Bob. 355 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,677 - Speaking of yummy opportunities. 356 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,985 John, were you able to return Bill and Melinda's call today 357 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,378 about the hmm hmm-hmm? 358 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,510 - Well, you know, Moira, we're not supposed to be 359 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,165 discussing investment opportunities at the table, 360 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,689 no matter how lucrative they might be. 361 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,866 - But you know what the Gateses are like - 362 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,911 Bill and Melinda. 363 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,174 You know, they're expecting your call about... 364 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,349 [Loud whisper] the investment. 365 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,874 - Yeah. - Wow! You know Bill Gates? 366 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:38,007 - Oh, who doesn't? But you're right, Bob, 367 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,748 why gild their lilies 368 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:43,186 when there might be someone right under our noses 369 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,188 looking for a lucrative venture? 370 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,190 - Well, I... look, I... 371 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,062 I might as well just come clean: 372 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,759 Gwen's not coming. 373 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,196 - Let's eat. [Reaching grunt] 374 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,938 - Yeah, she, uh, she left me. 375 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,028 I'm sorry, it's just all this, all this money talk, 376 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,900 and all I can think about 377 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,685 is how much I spent on this suit. 378 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,687 Gwen, she told me, you know, 379 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,732 she said, "I like bad boys," 380 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,996 and now she's holed up with our minister. 381 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:13,651 - She was bragging about a religious experience. 382 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,003 - Perhaps there's an upside to all this, 383 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,005 fiscally speaking. - Hmm! 384 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,397 - [Laughs] 385 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,792 Oh no, no. [Laughs] 386 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,623 Listen, uh, Johnny, I, I hate to ask, 387 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,451 but, uh, you just seem to have 388 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,497 so many, uh, high-profile friends. 389 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,935 Do you think one of them might be open to... 390 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,545 cutting me a loan? 391 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,461 See, Gwen and Parson Jim, they're... 392 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,332 they're after the house. 393 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,944 - Mm. 394 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,293 [Crickets chirp] 395 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,817 [Bottle clanks, wine glass clinks] 396 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,821 - So, are you just never gonna talk to me ever again? 397 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,736 - I asked you to roll up the window in the car. 398 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,433 The highway smelled like manure. 399 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,783 - Okay. It just seems like you're upset. 400 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,089 - Not upset. 401 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,048 Just didn't feel like talking in the car. So. 402 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,440 - Okay. 403 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,616 - Did Carol embarrass herself 404 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,575 by sending me away in front of everybody? 405 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,924 Absolutely. 406 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,101 Was the entire group shocked by that decision? 407 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,582 Seemed like it based on some people's faces. 408 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,584 Now ask me if I care. 409 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,281 - Do you care-- - Don't care! I don't care! 410 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,457 [Annoyed laugh] 411 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,982 - You are such a sore loser. 412 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,940 - I am not! - [Snorts] 413 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,943 - I'm not. It's just, do you really wanna work for a place 414 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,641 that clearly doesn't know what they're doing? 415 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:33,122 - Oh, well, they really want me to work for them, 416 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:36,517 so I have to trust that they do know what they're doing. 417 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,652 - Okay. - Admit it. 418 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,132 I'm more qualified than you. 419 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,441 - Fine. - Admit it. 420 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,095 - You're more qualified than me. 421 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,662 - Thank you! - Now... 422 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,664 let's see what exciting new job opportunities await you 423 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,318 in your new career as an airline hostess. 424 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,538 - Give me that! Give it! 425 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,497 I am so embarrassed for you! 426 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,500 - Now, I would love to use one of Larry Air's 427 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,373 "completely private" new paid toilets. 428 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,679 I don't know why they have to stress "completely private." 429 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,725 - Get out! Get out! 430 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,901 [Lid twists] - No. 431 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,949 [Forced gulp] Ugh! 432 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,561 [Crickets chirp] 433 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,606 Alexis: Ted! Dinner's ready! 434 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,869 [Knock at the door] 435 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,480 Ugh! 436 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,963 - Alexis Rose? - Yes? 437 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,183 - Mr. Mullens has arranged a limo for you. 438 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,098 If you could please come with me. 439 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,274 - How do I know this isn't like an abduction or something? 440 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,276 - It's not an abduction. 441 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,626 - You didn't blink. I believe you. 442 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,498 Um, okay, I'll be out in five. 443 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:49,068 [Soft jazz music plays] 444 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,594 [Door opens, entry bells tinkle] 445 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,291 - Good evening, Ms. Rose. 446 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,294 The other member of your party has already been seated. 447 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,255 ♪ I tell myself that I'm... 448 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,824 ♪ So lucky 449 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,131 ♪ To be loving you 450 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,741 - Oh, hi. 451 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,178 - Ted! What is this? 452 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,354 - Well, I couldn't let our anniversary go 453 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,833 without a celebration. 454 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,661 Just because we're not in the same city 455 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,098 doesn't mean that we can't go on a date. 456 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,838 - And you're wearing the little tie 457 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,102 with your short-sleeved shirt. My little Galapo-guy. 458 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,147 - Yeah, it's actually really hot here, 459 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,758 so the bottom half is just my bathing suit and flip-flops. 460 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:31,022 - [Gasps] Ted! More about your bottom half, please! 461 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,503 - Twyla's not standing right behind you, is she? 462 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,245 - Hi, Ted. 463 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,725 - Twyla, again, 464 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,161 I can't thank you enough for making this happen. 465 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,859 - Um, I can lock up if you wanna go, Twy. 466 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,600 - Oh, someone has to serve you dinner. 467 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,950 But don't worry, I'll stay out of your way. 468 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,257 [Wine pours, Alexis chuckles] 469 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,869 - Alexis, I'm sorry for dropping the ball on our calls. 470 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,002 I thought that we would have Wi-Fi on the trip 471 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,917 and we didn't, so... the rest of the team 472 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,962 just had to listen to me talk about you for seven days. 473 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,836 In fact, they actually named the new fly "Alexis." 474 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,317 - The fly that mates with itself? 475 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,797 - Yeah, I think the important thing is that, now, 476 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:09,148 I have a little Alexis here with me, 477 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,019 just buzzing around. 478 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:14,153 - I'm just like so happy to see your face. 479 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,198 - Me too. 480 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,461 ♪ So lucky - Boop! 481 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,028 - Boop! ♪ To be loving you 482 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,683 [Booping one another playfully] 483 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,862 [Crickets chirp] 484 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,865 [Door clicks open] 485 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,997 - Okay, John, I'm going to throw another name at you: 486 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,304 Ronnie. Owns her own business, no kids. 487 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,002 Clearly doesn't spend any money on herself. 488 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,180 - I appreciate the enthusiasm, Moira, but uh... 489 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,878 I just got off the phone with Betty Terkstra. 490 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,488 She sold the place. 491 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,012 - No, John! 492 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,319 - I'll keep an eye open for a less pricey property, 493 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,191 but, uh, without Stevie, 494 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,670 I think we're in a bit of a bind. 495 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,324 - Oh, John, hold me. 496 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,545 Good is coming, it has to. 497 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,721 [Persistent knock at the door] 498 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,901 - Hello, Johnny! 499 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,033 - Look, I appreciate the gesture, guys, 500 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,514 but, uh, this is not a good night for champagne. 501 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,386 - Oh, speak for yourself, John. 502 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,911 - Oh good, you're lying down! We have big news. 503 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:20,044 - If you're referring to the bath-time video Gwen posted... 504 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,351 - N-no, n-no, it's... it's not that exciting. 505 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,353 No, um... [clears throat] 506 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:28,531 well, we... 507 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,055 BOUGHT THE MOTEL! [Gasps] - What?! 508 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,884 - Yeah, we took out a second mortgage on our house. 509 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,713 - Yeah. After what went down at dinner, 510 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,541 Joc and I started talking, and we figured, 511 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,370 well, if it's good enough for Bill Gates to invest in, 512 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,894 it's, uh, good enough for us to invest in. 513 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,722 - Roland, we don't actually know-- 514 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:49,248 - I'm, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm not comprehending. 515 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,075 - We... 516 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,077 are buying into the business. 517 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:57,256 Say hello to your new business partners. 518 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,954 - Oh, well, if that's not cause for alcohol 519 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,825 I don't know what is. 520 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,958 - So, we have the motel? 521 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,525 - We sure do. 522 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,962 Now, first order of business, 523 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,616 we need name tags. 524 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,140 - [Laughing excitedly] 525 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,969 I don't believe this! Roland, we will make this work. 526 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,318 - Yes. - We'll make it work. 527 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,321 Thank you. Thank you, Roland. - All right. 528 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,801 [Loud pats] 529 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,369 - Why is there a turtle on the floor? 530 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,979 Moira: Alexis!