1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:03,916 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,794 - Oh my God, I just sent you 3 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,796 the first trailer to the "Crows" movie! 4 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:16,233 - What?! - My "Crows" movie? 5 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,800 - No. Gwen's. 6 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,149 They sent over a little sneak peak 7 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,282 before it goes live tomorrow. 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,587 - Oh, Alexis! 9 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,981 This is a critical moment. 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,071 A siren call to the cinematic rapture that is to come. 11 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,507 How did it look? 12 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,422 - It like literally just came through 13 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,076 - John, draw the curtains. 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,991 David! David: What? 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,427 - We're going to watch the "Crows" trailer. 16 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,386 No! No, go away. 17 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,170 Perhaps I should screen it privately first. 18 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:41,954 - Okay. Well, I'm here now. 19 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,608 So the least you could do is show me it. 20 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,393 [Curtains rasp] - Dad! 21 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,873 - John, it's practically obsidian in here! 22 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,440 - You just said close the curtains! 23 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:52,095 - Okay. Okay, family, be kind. 24 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,836 - Okay. - Okay. 25 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,276 - Okay, we gotta press play. - Oh. Okay. 26 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,974 Ad voice: Some banks make mortgages way too complicated. 27 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,454 - I don't remember any of this...? 28 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:04,499 - Oh, it's just an ad, Sweetheart. 29 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,978 - Skip it. 30 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:08,503 [Thunder cracks] [Sinister music] 31 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,418 [Crow caws] 32 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,637 Trailer voice: There was a time 33 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:15,640 when the Crows were our friend-- 34 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,947 - It's halted. Someone hit resume. 35 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,557 - Just let it buffer. 36 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,951 - ...friends. - Well, we best be returning-- 37 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,998 Dad, I told you we needed to upgrade the Wi-Fi. 38 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:29,001 - Oh, this is a no way an optimal viewing experience. 39 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:31,917 - It's back! - Okay, start it over. 40 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,484 - Okay. 41 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,095 Ad Voice: Some banks make mortgages-- 42 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,270 - You know what, this is excruciating. 43 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,228 - You know what, Sweetheart? 44 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,969 Why don't you just give us a holler when it's ready? 45 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:44,974 ♪♪♪ 46 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,152 - [Happy sigh] 47 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,632 - Oh my God, David! 48 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:53,156 I totally forgot about the wedding dream book! 49 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,419 - Um, where did you find that? 50 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,204 - Um, I was looking for an earring 51 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:01,121 and found it under your pillow. Anyway, you did it. 52 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:04,341 You manifested your wedding and I'm like literally stunned. 53 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:06,169 - You're stunned. 54 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,345 - Yeah, but like in a good way. 55 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,086 Like think of all the people on the planet 56 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,958 who find someone, somehow you're one of those people. 57 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:16,179 - I don't know how to take that. 58 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,702 - I mean, you didn't end up marrying JC Chasez 59 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,530 or Jenna Elfman. 60 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,228 But I actually feel like Patrick is kind of 61 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,186 the best of both of them. - Mhmm. 62 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,101 - Oh, so you're still gonna do Keira Knightley's 63 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,364 green dress from Atonement as my maid of honour look? 64 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:30,411 - You know what, haven't got to that stage 65 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,587 in the planning process yet. So I'm not quite sure. 66 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,545 - Okay. Well, I'm here for a month 67 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,373 so you better put me to work while your can. 68 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,202 [Knocking] - Hm. Come in. 69 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:42,074 - Well, if it isn't our very own little JC Chasez. 70 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,076 - Sorry. Who? - Ooh, we've been over that. 71 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,078 Um, we should probably go though. 72 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,516 - Oh. Where are my favourite groom and David off to? 73 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:50,735 [Polite chuckles] 74 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:53,085 - We are taking Patrick to get his suit fitted. 75 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,565 - What kind of suit? 76 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,567 - Hopefully my wedding suit. - Oh my God. 77 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,569 - Well, I'll just grab my bag, and come with. 78 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,571 - You know what, I don't even know if that's necessary. 79 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,486 - Honestly, David, it's fine. I'm your maid of honour. 80 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,144 - Um... hmm... 81 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,625 Okay re: that. 82 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:13,323 You weren't supposed to be here for six months, 83 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:18,154 so I might have asked someone else. 84 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,288 - Okay. Well, I'm here now. So... 85 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,203 who did you ask? 86 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:25,683 If you say Ronnie-- 87 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:28,033 - Oh, I don't think she would have said say yes. 88 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,470 - Does not like him. - Yeah. 89 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,385 - Um, I asked Stevie. 90 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,302 - David, you better be talking about Stevie Nicks. 91 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:39,044 Stevie said yes? 92 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,742 - I mean, it was more of a reluctant "sure." 93 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,179 - Okay, well, it sound like she doesn't actually wanna do it. 94 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,528 So why don't I just come with, 95 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,095 and I will gently take it off her hands. 96 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:52,275 - Fine. But I don't want any hurt feelings. 97 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,059 because the last thing we need right now 98 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:58,368 is interpersonal conflict eclipsing my--our day. 99 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,457 - Imagine what I could do with you bachelor party, David. 100 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,677 Diplo still sends me nudes. 101 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,639 - It's a DJ. - Okay. 102 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,169 [Lock turns, keys jingle] 103 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,652 - Oh Roland, I'm shocked. 104 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,308 These rooms are in good shape. 105 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,310 - Well, what were you were expecting, Johnny. 106 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,051 I mean, no offense, 107 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,140 but I don't throw good money down on lemons. 108 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,273 Who am I, you buying your car? 109 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,797 - Okay, we've had no problems with the car, Roland. 110 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,321 No, this place has good bones. 111 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:41,193 - Oh, look... the maid forgot to pick up her tip. 112 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,675 - Is that a bag full of money? 113 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:47,330 - Yeah, it's kinda a generous tip when you consider 114 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,853 she didn't clean up this garbage 115 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:51,116 and this loaded gun. 116 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,162 - All right. Don't point it, put it down. 117 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,468 Put the gun down. 118 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,383 Someone's clearly been squatting here. 119 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,080 And by the looks of it, 120 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,821 they don't appear to be on the up and up. 121 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,476 - Well, maybe Benny and Betty left this here. 122 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:05,261 And we just inherited a bag of money and a gun. 123 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,219 If we're gonna split it up, I call the money. 124 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,134 - We're not taking the money, Roland. 125 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,702 Whoever left it here is obviously coming back for it. 126 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:12,747 - Why do you say that? 127 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,402 I left a pack of chewing gum at the movie theatre 128 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,794 two weeks ago, and I haven't gone back for it. 129 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,101 - Look at this, a cigarette and a newspaper. 130 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,798 - That stuff could've been here for years. 131 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,800 - Then explain why the coffee is still hot? 132 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,541 - It's called global warming, Johnny. 133 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,238 - Okay. 134 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:27,762 - Why do you strike me as one of those people 135 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,285 that doesn't believe in that. 136 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,374 - Roland, I say we go to the police. 137 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,158 We have to let them handle it. 138 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,291 - And then what? We offer our guests a discount 139 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,380 to stay in the middle of a crime scene. 140 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,686 - Then what do you suggest? 141 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,470 - Let's stake out the place, 142 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,776 Person comes back, takes their stuff, leaves, 143 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,517 and we can change the locks. 144 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,782 - Okay, we give it a day, see if the guy comes back. 145 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:51,394 - Or gal. This is the 21st century, Johnny. 146 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,744 - Okay. - Let's get with it. 147 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,703 Come on. 148 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,357 I'm with it. [Door shuts] 149 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,535 [Dog barks in the distance] 150 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:04,755 - Well, we best be returning to the lab, Nathaniel. 151 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,149 It's getting [caws] dark. 152 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,238 - But it's the middle of the afternoon, 153 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,371 must be a solar eclipse. 154 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,416 - That's not an eclipse, Nathaniel! 155 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,287 Those are birds! 156 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,377 [Cawing] - Ahhh! 157 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,858 And so... [caws] what have we done?! 158 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,947 [Thunder cracks] 159 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,297 [Cawing] 160 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,430 [Panicked screaming] 161 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,214 [Sinister music] 162 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,434 [Cawing] 163 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,874 Trailer voice: "The Crows Have Eyes: The Crowening." 164 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,399 [Clapping] 165 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,446 - Mrs. Rose, was that you the whole time? 166 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,187 - Indeed it was. 167 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,624 Thanks in large part to the thaumaturgy 168 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,409 of our special effects department. 169 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,932 Stunning, isn't it? 170 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,977 What a human beak can do? 171 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:56,328 - So wait. Did you get the virus in the end? 172 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,330 - Was that not clear? 173 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,767 Should we give it another watch? 174 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,422 - No, I think three times through is the sweet spot. 175 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,467 - This is so exciting. 176 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,208 What if it gets nominated for an Oscar? 177 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,731 - Twyla! 178 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,690 No, we must keep the carriage in the wake of the mare. 179 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,474 [Taps] Golden Globe, perhaps, 180 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,868 but I won't let myself envisage that. 181 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,000 - I gotta say, those special effects looked 182 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:19,221 way better than what I pictured when you described it. 183 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:22,442 - Credit the technical wizardry of our team of imaginators. 184 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,708 Gals, we're being rude. 185 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,493 Jocelyn hasn't had a chance to render her opinion, 186 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:33,409 though the adulation does appear to be unanimous. 187 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,673 - Well... 188 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,414 it looked just like a real movie. 189 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:42,026 - Now there is the quote for the sizzle reel! 190 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,593 [All laugh] 191 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,421 - Oh... it's-it's neat! 192 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,031 - "Neat." 193 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:50,731 - To see you in a... in a real movie. 194 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:56,258 Anyways, I bet we are dying to get to rehearsal, ladies. 195 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,478 So let's get those stands. 196 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:01,350 - Of course. We'll pick up this parley after rehearsal. 197 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,920 - Were the crows nice? - Hm. 198 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,270 - My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me 199 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,967 to take my bra off. 200 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,496 - Okay, so you guys just chat up here, 201 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,585 and I'll keep it cool, keep it casual. 202 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,934 Okay. Here she comes. 203 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,849 She'll probably gonna be uncomfortable admitting 204 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,894 that she doesn't wanna be a part of your wedding party, 205 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,983 so I'm gonna make her feel like she's doing me a favour. 206 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,898 Patrick: Isn't she though? Alexis: Okay. That's funny. 207 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,683 More of that. But aim it at David. 208 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,729 [Door shuts] - Please drive. 209 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,775 [Engine turns] 210 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,516 Like, now. - Yep. 211 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,565 So that's your uniform, huh? 212 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,567 - You do know that "Pan Am" was cancelled 213 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:45,786 after a season, right? 214 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,657 - Cool and casual, please David. 215 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,920 I am sitting next to her so I will be the one to handle this. 216 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,966 - This is the flight attendant's uniform. 217 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,968 Why am I wearing it, you ask? 218 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,883 Because this morning I found out 219 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,929 I was gonna be a flight attendant on a real flight. 220 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,931 - Wait, didn't you like just start? 221 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,455 - Uh, less than a week ago? Yeah. Mhmm. 222 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:06,067 So how safe can the plane be 223 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,591 if I'm the one in charge of saving people's lives? 224 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,941 - Yeah. Yikes. Not safe. 225 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,335 So you probably just wanna like head home then. 226 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,467 - I'm fine. As long as I don't have to go back there. 227 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,078 I was gonna put my life in danger for what? 228 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:19,080 To see the world? 229 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,952 They only fly to Hoboken, Windsor and South Dakota. 230 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,780 - I've actually heard South Dakota is quite scenic. 231 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,652 Okay. 232 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,828 - Did you know that Larry Air has 18 ongoing lawsuits? 233 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,047 One of which is from Larry himself. 234 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,962 - Wow, okay. Got it. 235 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,747 - I left a job that I actually liked for this. 236 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,531 What is wrong with me? 237 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,880 - How honest do you want us to be? 238 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,447 - Oh no, babe. 239 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,623 It sounds like you have so much on your plate already, 240 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,364 on top of your bridesmaids duties. 241 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,757 Are you sure you want that much stress? 242 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,628 - As crazy as this sounds, 243 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,499 I'm actually looking forward to that. 244 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,501 Feel like it's the only job I can't mess up at this point. 245 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,026 - Totally. 246 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,032 Hmm. 247 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,819 [Door opens and shuts] 248 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,821 - Okay, Johnny. 249 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,780 As soon as we get this place up and running 250 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,172 the first order of business 251 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,784 is to restock the vending machine. 252 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,524 Do you know that all they had was this 253 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:15,832 Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs. 254 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,007 - All right, we're gonna have to get 255 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,009 some brand names in there. 256 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,533 - No, I'm saying get more of this. 257 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,406 Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. 258 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,669 You can't argue with that kind of math. 259 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,846 - Roland, can you focus on the task at hand please? 260 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,196 If we're gonna be partners, 261 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,024 you've gotta take this job more seriously. 262 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,461 - Well, why do you think I got these snacks? 263 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,855 I mean we could be on this stakeout for days, 264 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,204 maybe weeks. 265 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,076 [Car rumbles up] - Someone's coming. 266 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,604 [Door opens] 267 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,214 - Get down. 268 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,695 [Door shuts] 269 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,871 [Mouthful] It is a man. 270 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:58,048 Your sexist instincts were right as usual. 271 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,659 - Okay. Good, good, good. 272 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,531 Maybe he'll just get his stuff and leave. 273 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,536 He's taken off his jacket. 274 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,930 He's going to the vending machine? 275 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,151 Roland, we can't have squatters here. 276 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,153 One of us is gonna have to talk to him. 277 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,981 - Johnny, the guy has a gun. 278 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,549 - Okay, then as partners, 279 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,464 I think it's only fair thing to do is handle this together. 280 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,683 - Okay. 281 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,164 - I just need a minute to figure out what I'm gonna say. 282 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,909 [Car rumbles] 283 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:36,260 [Light knock on door] - Come in. 284 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,175 - Oh, good, Jocelyn, 285 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,611 I caught you in a moment of repose. 286 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,092 - Yeah. I was just grading book reports. 287 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,528 - Heh. Tell me about it! 288 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,835 So how are you doing, Jocelyn? 289 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,751 You seem to be wishing to discharge something 290 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,971 from your chest today at rehearsal 291 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,755 and didn't get a chance. 292 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,670 - Uh, no, I'm fine. - You're fine. 293 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,848 Why? Why do you hate my movie? 294 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,198 - I just saw the trailer. - Exactly! 295 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,592 Yet you've already deemed it this year's John Carter. 296 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,942 - I never said that. - You didn't have to. 297 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,118 Just the look in your eyes sent a chilling, 298 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,252 wet gust of raspberries to my face. 299 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:14,211 - I just don't like horror movies. 300 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,170 My first boyfriend took me to a Michael Meyers movie 301 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,041 and I never got over it. 302 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,173 - Not "The Love Guru"? 303 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,915 - Moira, you don't really care if I like your movie? 304 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,568 - Don't be giddy. 305 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,223 But just so you know, Jocelyn, 306 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:30,532 an actress is only as happy as her unhappiest audience. 307 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:40,194 - What do we think? Bow tie or no bow tie. 308 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,978 - Oh, bow. - No bow. 309 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,546 - I sort of feel like bow tie is kind of classic, no? 310 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,549 - Okay, you sort of made it seem like you weren't sure. 311 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,986 - I'm not sure. But I also very much am. 312 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,206 - Also, a black bow ties photograph better. 313 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,164 I should know. I once hooked up 314 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,818 with three different GQ Men of the Year. 315 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,341 At the GQ Men of the Year party. 316 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,169 - Okay, sorry. 317 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,563 I'm probably not the person to ask for fashion stuff. 318 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,000 - Um, speaking of maid of honour duties... 319 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,176 Stevie? Thoughts on the bachelor party. 320 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,048 - Oh-oh. 321 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:11,791 - Um, I think I was just gonna see what David wanted to do? 322 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,706 - Okay. I'm super easy. 323 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,796 Although I did find a gorgeous ryokan in Hakone 324 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,015 With a hot spring-fed onsen on the balcony? 325 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,843 Private Chef optional. 326 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,845 But I'm open to other ideas. 327 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,021 - Okay. Hot tip: it often makes for less stress 328 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,807 if you just plan it yourself and then tell the bride after. 329 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,374 - Okay. Stevie, not hot on that tip. Okay? 330 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,115 - Okay, I'm starting to realize 331 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,161 that there's a lot more to this job than I thought. 332 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,032 - Tell me about it. 333 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,208 I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette 334 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,123 on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro 335 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,909 where nothing is illegal. Like nothing. 336 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:47,609 - Okay. Are you sure you shouldn't do this? 337 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,741 Because, I mean... 338 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,221 you're here now, you're David's sister, 339 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,354 and you're clearly better suited for the job. 340 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:56,052 - Oh my God, Stevie. 341 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,272 I get why you and everyone else would be asking that question, 342 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,362 but the answer is... 343 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,712 like maybe? 344 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,194 - What am I doing? 345 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,935 - Well, we can just crossfade responsibilities. 346 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:12,373 - No. What am I doing with my life. 347 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,725 I'm now unemployed in my thirties. 348 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,814 For the second time in a week. 349 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,990 I left your dad high and dry at the motel... 350 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,992 and now I'm-- 351 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,646 [Stressed exhale] 352 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,042 - Okay, all of what you're saying may be very, very true. 353 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:34,830 Which is why I will not let you give up this job. 354 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,702 You can do this. And if you can't, 355 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,791 I will be here for the whole month to help you through it. 356 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,143 - Bring it in, girl. 357 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,666 - Oh no, I don't think you need to--okay. 358 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,973 [Door creaks open] [David gasps] 359 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,278 - Hey, what do we think about this one? 360 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,150 - Oh my God. 361 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:53,240 Since when did James Bond shop to Elm Glenn? 362 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,459 - So that's a yes? - Yes. 363 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,809 - Um, we still need to pick a tie. 364 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,901 So what does our maid of honour think? 365 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,819 Hm. Hm. 366 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,691 Which one is your favourite. 367 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,172 - Hm... 368 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,437 - Yes. 369 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,091 Can we just get married already? 370 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,093 I'm kidding, I want pageantry 371 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,138 that takes months and months to plan. 372 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,271 - Of course you do. - You look so good. 373 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,794 Fits in the shoulders. Make you button it up. 374 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,796 - [Hushed] Thank you. 375 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,885 [Keys jingle] 376 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,975 - Okay. 377 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,847 - Oh, I really don't know about this, Roland. 378 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,849 Still feels like a police matter to me. 379 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,808 - Johnny, you got this. Relax. 380 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,853 Remember there is two of us, one of him so. 381 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,812 - Okay. [Knocks] 382 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,988 - Of course he does have that gun. 383 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,468 - Yeah? 384 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,861 - Hi. My name is Johnny Rose... 385 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,302 and this is my partner-- 386 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,044 - Partner. [Laughs] 387 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,350 He calls me-- No we actually just met. 388 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,526 - What're you, guys, cops? 389 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,789 [Laughs nervously] - No. No, no. 390 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,442 No weapons here. 391 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,749 No, we're um, 392 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,751 we're the new owners of this motel 393 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,883 and we just stopped by and say hi, 394 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,407 and to get a little more information 395 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,800 about what exactly you are doing here on our property. 396 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,196 - And by the way, whatever you're doing is A-okay with me. 397 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,895 But unfortunately Professor Prude here 398 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,375 is not too keen on "squatters." 399 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,377 - Who said I'm a squatter? 400 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,900 I'm a long-term tenant. 401 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,859 Betty told me she'd bake that into the contract. 402 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,948 - Bake it into the contract. Roland? 403 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,950 Was it in the contract? 404 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,388 - The contract is like 25 pages. 405 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,217 That's what lawyers are for. - Well, I'm a lawyer. 406 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,306 And I assure you that it's in there. 407 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,265 - You're a lawyer? 408 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:48,224 Then might I ask what you're doing here? 409 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,183 - I'm a prosecutor. 410 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,968 And uh, when you're putting away the kind of guys I do-- 411 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,883 - Or gals. - No, never women. 412 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,799 It's always safest to keep a low profile. 413 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,584 So part of that involved paying Betty and Benny in cash. 414 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,152 [Relieved exhales] - Okay. 415 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:07,026 Well, that explains what that big ole bag was for. 416 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,940 - How do you know I have a big old bag? 417 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,030 - I didn't know. 418 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,422 I don't know anything about a bag. 419 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,424 - You guys have been in my room, haven't you? 420 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,426 You know I keep a lot of very highly classified 421 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,038 documents in here. - Uh, no, it wasn't us. 422 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,083 - No. 423 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,346 - But we will make sure no one ever pokes around 424 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,261 in here again. - Right. 425 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,916 - We wouldn't want you to have to use your gun. 426 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,439 - You found my gun? 427 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,224 - I don't know what he's talking about. 428 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,356 Obviously you're a valued guest here. 429 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,445 So here's my card, 430 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:39,406 and we can set up the same cash payments 431 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,625 that you gave to Betty. Have a very pleasant stay. 432 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,236 [Door slams] 433 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,980 - Well, Johnny, you still wanna call the cops? 434 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,374 - Okay, you were right on this one, Roland. 435 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:54,116 - I think this was a pretty important one to be right on. 436 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,293 Our first guest, not bad, huh? 437 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,903 - Not bad. 438 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,470 - Okay. How about Good job, Roland." 439 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,211 - Good job, Roland. 440 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,039 - You're a professional, Roland. 441 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,475 Dr. Clara Mandrake: What have we done?! 442 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,651 [Thunder cracks, crows cawing] 443 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:10,872 - Good. Good. And the egg-laying feels grounded. 444 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,483 [Door opens] - Hi Moira, 445 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,529 I don't wanna interrupt you, 446 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:19,054 I can see you're busy... watching the trailer again. 447 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,883 I just wanted to apologize for earlier. 448 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,930 - No need to self-flagellate, Jocelyn. 449 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,454 Even if yours is the lone dissenting voice 450 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,325 in the canticle. 451 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:32,241 - Sorry, Moira, I think my reason 452 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,504 for not wanting to jump on the bandwagon 453 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,159 is just that I've seen you get your hopes up before, 454 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,596 only to be disappointed when things didn't work out. 455 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,511 - I don't require coddling. 456 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,513 - I know. 457 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,429 Now that I realize that my opinion means something to you, 458 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:50,346 there is a lot that I liked about the trailer... 459 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,392 - Do go on. 460 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,219 - [Clears throat] 461 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,527 [reads] "From the first ominous syllable 462 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,573 of the narrator's tale, 463 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,445 one can feel the hair on one's arms standing 464 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,447 at affrighted attention. 465 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,927 Yes, there will be blood. 466 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,322 And, yes, you will be horror-struck. 467 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:13,195 But, more than that, you will be lured, 468 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:17,025 against every instinct for self-preservation, 469 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,288 to look inside, and face your very own 470 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,945 futile resistance to transfiguration." 471 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,949 - Who wrote that? - I did. 472 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,994 - You? You did. 473 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:34,085 Oh, wow... Jocelyn, thank you. 474 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,612 Nothing about me or my performance? 475 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,005 - Oh. It's just a first draft. 476 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,094 - Yes. Okay. 477 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,661 - I really liked your feathers! - Mhmm. 478 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,533 - They're very life-like. 479 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,317 - Surprise. They are real. 480 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,580 1200 of them hand-sewn into my costume. 481 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,452 Mhmm. 482 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,976 The live crows on set welcomed me as their own. 483 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,456 One even tried to mate. 484 00:19:56,499 --> 00:20:00,024 - Ooh. Sounds dangerous. - [Chuckles] Wow. 485 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:04,072 Perhaps one more watch to get your superlatives surging anew? 486 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,248 - Oh Moira, I'm sure that you're tired and... 487 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,510 okay. 488 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,120 Trailer Voice: "There was a time 489 00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,470 when the Crows were our friends." 490 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,385 - That voice really is creepy. - Shh. 491 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,043 - Wow, so what happened? 492 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,089 She was ready to hand over the crown. 493 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,786 - Oh, she was, but... 494 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,440 I feel like she needs it more than I do. 495 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,268 - Wow. Who are you? 496 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,314 - I know, right? Like what's happening to me? 497 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,403 - You're going soft. - Ugh. 498 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,666 - But don't worry. I won't tell anyone. 499 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,450 - Anyway, it might kill me on the day, 500 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,147 but I'm glad that she actually found something 501 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,062 to distract herself. - Hm. Mhmm. 502 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,152 Speaking of the day... 503 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,763 I have a better job for you? 504 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,808 - Okay. I think it would be a weird look for me 505 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,158 to be a flower girl at my age, David. 506 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,378 - I've thought about it... 507 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,381 and I want you to give me away. 508 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,124 - Oh my God, David. 509 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,300 That's like arguably the most important role of the wedding. 510 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,302 - A simple yes or no is fine. No need to pull focus. 511 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,435 Okay. - I do. 512 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,611 - Great. 513 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,308 - Although now that I think about it, 514 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,615 I could also be the flower girl. 515 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,357 Like come out first, wearing a gown made entirely of flowers-- 516 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,446 - No. - Just walk down the aisle, 517 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,448 and loop back... - Absolutely not. 518 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,188 - and then quick outfit change, and we're up. 519 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,625 - I take it back, I'm gonna ask Jocelyn. 520 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,282 - Hm. Hey... - Enough.