1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:05,179 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,443 [Drum roll, Blue Jay cries] 3 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,053 - [Clears her throat] As your publicist, 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,335 it is my job to optimize a branded approach 5 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,404 to real-time engagement with your fanbase 6 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,015 through contextual marketing. 7 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,408 - I hope I'm not paying you by the word. 8 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:19,323 - Which is why I came up with the ideation 9 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:20,846 for the following idea. 10 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,023 [Paper crinkles] 11 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,459 - "Crows." 12 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,375 "Movie." 13 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,682 "Premiere?!" - They're doing a premiere? 14 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,336 I thought it was streaming on Interflix? 15 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,686 - [Excited] Where are they thinking? LA? New York? 16 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,037 London might be central for the Bosnian team. 17 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,821 - No, they're not doing a premiere. 18 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:41,432 - Alexis, your flip-chart says "premiere." 19 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,478 - Okay, will you let me finish what I'm trying say? 20 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,132 - What're you trying to say? 21 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,761 - I'm sorry, why are you even involved in this conversation? 22 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:49,527 - [Yells] What is it, Alexis?! - Oh my God, okay! 23 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:52,356 So I thought because they're not throwing a premiere, 24 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,663 we could plan a premiere screening here in town. 25 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,795 Could be like a cute press angle. 26 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,537 - Oh, sure, for a scrappy little novice, 27 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:02,627 but not for someone who's cut many a crimson rug. 28 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,716 What's next, I sign my name in the pavement 29 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,196 outside Bob's Garage? 30 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,459 - Jocelyn gives you an honourary degree at her school? 31 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,722 - Host the Met Ga-la at David's store? 32 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:12,768 - I don't like that one. 33 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,858 - No, I have like big plans for an immersive experience. 34 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:17,729 Ronnie said that she can find a red carpet, 35 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:20,863 and Roland has a guy who rents out live crows. 36 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:24,258 - I think we should take the lead from Interflix. 37 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:27,478 I cannot stop the masses from gathering to view the film, 38 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:30,916 but best... best to avoid any fulsome indecorum 39 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,745 until we're assured a positive reaction. 40 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,921 - Remember that "Waterworld II" premiere? 41 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:39,011 - Exactly, David. Oh, the last place anyone wanted to be 42 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,578 when those reviews came in 43 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,319 was a glass-bottomed pirate ship 44 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:45,235 in the middle of the ocean. - Mm. 45 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,847 - Good luck though. - Lick rust! Thank you! 46 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:54,288 ♪♪♪ 47 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,464 [Car rumbles] 48 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,095 - Can't thank you enough for driving today, Stevie. 49 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,469 I don't know what is going on with my car. 50 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,621 - I do. It's a death trap that needs to be set on fire 51 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,081 and pushed off a cliff. 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,841 - Well, I'd love to say I had a choice in the matter, 53 00:02:06,865 --> 00:02:08,432 but according to David, 54 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,782 driving his fiancé to go get his wisdom teeth out 55 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:13,437 is totally within my maid-of honour responsibilities. 56 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,483 - Okay, tell me how I'm being unreasonable? 57 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:17,267 Also, if this is what it takes 58 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,226 to get you out of that dank little apartment... 59 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,837 - Excuse me, I have a business meeting this afternoon. 60 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,581 - Just gonna leave it at that? 61 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,974 - Mr. Rose asked if he could come over to my place. 62 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,629 I think he's gonna push for me to come back, 63 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,805 and I don't know if I can say no. 64 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:36,634 - And that's a bad thing? 65 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,462 - I'm supposed to be looking for other jobs. 66 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,985 - Okay. Honestly, Stevie, 67 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:42,597 what other job is better than owning your own business? 68 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,600 - I guess I just feel like after making such a big deal out of... 69 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,689 wanting to see what else is out there, 70 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:49,995 isn't it kind of... pathetic 71 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,476 to like... crawl back? 72 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,348 Don't answer that. 73 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:56,741 I already turned down another job interview today. 74 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:59,004 - Maybe you just needed to see what you didn't want 75 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,006 in order to figure out what you do? 76 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,834 Look at me. Two years ago, 77 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,682 I thought I'd have a wife and kid at this point. 78 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:07,796 - [Snorts] Yeah, well, one out of two isn't bad. 79 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,841 I've been told I'm... very young at heart. 80 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,495 [Car jostles] 81 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,410 Can you drive better, please? 82 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,325 [Dog barks nearby, birds chirp] 83 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:16,631 [Door chimes tinkle] 84 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,372 [Low hum of chatter, music plays quietly] 85 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,330 - Hi. - Uh-oh! 86 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,550 Hello, Access Hollywood? 87 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:25,683 Have I got a star sighting for you! [Giggles] 88 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,294 - Very pawky, Jocelyn. 89 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:28,445 - I just heard the big news. 90 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,688 A movie premiere in our own backyard! 91 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,037 I might have to buy a dress! 92 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,388 - Uh... save yourselves the trip to Frocks4Less. 93 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:35,867 From what I've heard, 94 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,695 it's more of a minor league viewing party. 95 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,262 - Well, I'm still excited. 96 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,066 It reminds me of that time that Renée Zellweger's brother 97 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,397 came in here, and I got him to sign a menu. 98 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,983 I mean, he spelled his name differently, 99 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:47,618 but I swear it was him. [Laughs] 100 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,881 - Well, I don't know, Moira, I'm no movie expert, 101 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,709 but according to the early reviews, 102 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,277 you may have a hit on your hands. 103 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,670 - Reviews? - Yeah. 104 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,343 There was an article posted on the Crows account 105 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,543 that you made us all follow. - Come look! 106 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:05,375 - Ornithology Today! Well, if anyone knows crows... 107 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:08,335 "The Crows Have Eyes III is 'good fun.'" 108 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,443 Well, that's hyperbolic. I mean, they already had "fun" 109 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,382 [Laughs] and now they've added "good." 110 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,384 [Laughs] - Keep reading! 111 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:17,387 - "The film showcases the emotional depth 112 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,389 and intellectual capacity 113 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,914 of our oft-maligned friend, the crow." 114 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,526 We were resolute about not making an issues movie, 115 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,528 but I'm glad they picked up on that. 116 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,312 - It mentions you, Moira. 117 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:30,705 - It does? Where? 118 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,315 My eyes are blurred. 119 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,534 Oh, here it is. 120 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,927 "Moira Rose, as Dr. Clara Mandrake, 121 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,408 is delightfully unhinged." 122 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,368 Do you know what they call this, gals? 123 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,413 An understated rave. 124 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:44,912 - Oh, it's too bad you won't be there tonight. 125 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,677 It would've been nice to cheer you on. 126 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,375 - Yeah, and my plus-one, 127 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,290 Janet from the Elmdale Chronicle, 128 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,335 would've really loved a quote. 129 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,008 - Well, you might want to tell your friend Janet 130 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:57,862 that there just may be a bombshell attendee after all. 131 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,864 - [Gasps] Yay! A premiere! 132 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:04,434 Oh, I don't know if I have anything fancy enough to wear. 133 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,306 - Oh, my default is always formal, 134 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:09,744 but I'm sure no one will bat a side-eye at black-tie casual. 135 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,921 Oh, but do pack eyedrops! 136 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:15,619 The film's first third is densely packed with exposition, 137 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,578 and you won't want to blink. 138 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,449 - Are you sure it's okay that we haven't seen 139 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:20,755 the first two movies? 140 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,409 - Oh, it's actually best. 141 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,995 A lot of this film blatantly contradicts 142 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,978 what's been established in the first two. 143 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,503 Sorry, Twyla. I'm not going to eat now! 144 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,984 [Door chimes tinkle] Both: [Squeal excitedly] 145 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,856 [Dog barks, door opens] 146 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:39,339 - Okay, here we go. - That was a fun car ride. 147 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,818 - Yes, it was very fun. 148 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:43,430 Thank you so much for all the hot tips 149 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,779 you were giving our Uber driver. 150 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:47,347 For a second, I was concerned about my rating, 151 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,653 but I think he seemed to enjoy all the wrong directions 152 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,002 you were yelling at him. 153 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,353 - David, I'm hungry. 154 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,355 ♪ I'm a hungry, hungry hippo 155 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,357 - 'Kay, we're not supposed to feed you right now. 156 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,359 - Can you make me a lasagna, David? 157 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,708 - [Laughs] Imagine? No. 158 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:02,492 I think we rest this little voice, 159 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,948 'cause you have been chatting ever since 160 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,714 the dentist's office. - Why are you so handsome? 161 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,498 - I mean, unless you wanna keep talking. 162 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,195 In which case, that works as well. 163 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:13,503 - How come your skin is like... perfect. 164 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,549 - It's a nine-step regimen I do twice a day. 165 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,420 It's not a big deal. - I'm tired. 166 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,769 - Oh, okay. Well, you know what, 167 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,858 we should probably get you over to the bed. 168 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,512 - O-kay. 169 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,819 You know what I really wanna do with you? 170 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,908 - Uh-huh. Ethically speaking, 171 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,886 I don't think we can do that with you in this state. 172 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,520 - Have a baby. 173 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,870 - 'Kay, we will make a baby 174 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,307 as soon as you sober up. 175 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:38,398 - Oh no, not make a baby. Have a baby. 176 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,967 Like I wanna have like a little baby with you. 177 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:46,318 And we could just love it and hold it and bounce it. 178 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,451 - Yeah, that's a... that's a big one-eighty. 179 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:51,541 - You would be such a good dad. - Have we met? 180 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,500 - I wish you were my dad. 181 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,912 - Okay, now we're just spiraling off 182 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,807 in all directions. - Shh! Listen, okay? 183 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,853 Come here, come here. I got a secret. 184 00:06:58,896 --> 00:06:59,984 - I don't-- - Come on. 185 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,377 - Mm... 186 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,858 - [Whispering] David? 187 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,295 I'm very hungry. 188 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,881 - Okay, there's nothing I can do about that. 189 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,559 - Wait. Just lie down with me. - Okay. 190 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,519 I wanna, I wanna hold you. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:16,479 - [Sighs] Imagine us right now, 192 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:20,396 but just with a little baby. 193 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,704 [Car whooshes, cicadas drone] 194 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,446 [Knocking] 195 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,840 [Door opens] 196 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,189 Johnny: Hey, Stevie! - Hey... 197 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,191 Hey. - [Sighs breezily] 198 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,977 - Oh! What's this? Thank you. 199 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,340 You didn't have to bring anything. 200 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,502 - Oh, just a little housewarming platter, 201 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,722 since it's my first time here. 202 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,332 Twyla whipped up some sandwiches. 203 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,769 Hope you like mayo. - Thank you. 204 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,772 - Wow, so this is, this is your place. 205 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:51,122 I'm glad you didn't feel you needed to clean up 206 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,863 on my account, you know? 207 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,692 It shows just how comfortable a friendship we actually have. 208 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,347 - I did clean up. - Right. 209 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,392 That's... what I meant. 210 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,133 You didn't feel the need to clean up, 211 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,485 but I appreciate the fact that, uh, that you did. 212 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,053 - How are things at the motel? 213 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:12,100 - Good. We bought the second motel! 214 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:16,147 First phase of many in the Rosebud Motel expansion. 215 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,149 Big things on the horizon, Stevie, 216 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:21,152 which is, uh, why I wanted to sit down with you today. 217 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,763 But not on your bed. 218 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,678 - Oh, here. 219 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:26,941 - Right. 220 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,074 So... Stevie, 221 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,817 it goes without saying that... 222 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,167 you've been an invaluable part of the team. 223 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,213 - You don't need to sell me on the team, Mr. Rose. 224 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:41,129 - And when I was your age, I had a million and one ideas 225 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,131 and things I wanted to explore, 226 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,525 and I know it takes time to find the right fit. 227 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,789 Which is why I have a proposal. 228 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,878 - Oh! Okay. 229 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,401 - I wanna buy you out. 230 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,969 - [Stunned] Oh! 231 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,251 - Now I know the motel has been a weight on your shoulders, 232 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,190 and I can offer you installment payments 233 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,062 to give up your status as owner. 234 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,238 And that would give you some financial stability 235 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,806 while you take the time and figure things out. 236 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,461 - [Flustered] 237 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:12,987 I thought you were gonna try to talk me into coming back. 238 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,032 - Oh, no, no. That wouldn't be fair. 239 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,054 Wouldn't be fair to you. I'm not gonna stand in the way 240 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,167 of you finding what makes you happy. 241 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:23,867 And, and speaking of, I wanted to give you this. 242 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,263 [Paper rustles] 243 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,704 - [Under her breath] Oh, wow... 244 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:37,489 I don't know what to say. 245 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,448 - Well, once you get past the haircut 246 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,450 and the dated references, 247 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,974 I'm sure you might find something useful in there 248 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,281 to help you get your footing. 249 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,067 You don't have to downplay your excitement 250 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,982 on my account, Stevie. 251 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,767 I'll be just fine. 252 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,420 [Dog barks outside] 253 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,294 - [Inhales then sighs] 254 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,949 [Birds chirp outside] 255 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,298 [Door bangs shut] 256 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,214 - Okay, so I may have a problem. 257 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,781 - Oh, it's barely noticeable, dear. 258 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,478 We'll find you an electrologist. 259 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,349 - No, I'm talking about the viewing party. 260 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,153 I just got a call from the Elmdale Chronicle. 261 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744 - Ah yes, Jocelyn's guest. 262 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,311 We'll need to set aside an extra seat. 263 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,245 - Okay, it's just that I know that you don't wanna make 264 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,357 a big deal about of this, 265 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,011 so I can just tell them not to come. 266 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,076 - I may have been wrong and you may have been not wrong. 267 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,537 We can position this as a terrifying tale 268 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:29,280 premiering in an equally spine-chilling town. 269 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,022 If the ornithologist review is any barometer, Alexis, 270 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,808 we m-m-m-m-m may just have a hit on our hands. 271 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,940 - Um, last week, you told me explicitly 272 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,073 that this was not a premiere, and now it's too late. 273 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,944 - Alexis, if you want to cut your teeth 274 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,467 as a high-profile publicist, 275 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,774 you'll need to get used to throwing things together 276 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,863 in a crunch. - I have four hours! 277 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,125 - That's eons! 278 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,954 When Demi decided on a Friday night at 6pm 279 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,565 that she wanted to celebrate her 40th in Aspen, 280 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:56,307 her publicist had us in parkas by 7. 281 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,354 Sadly, Megan went into cardiac arrest on the flight, 282 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:02,226 but she perished doing what she loved. 283 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,576 - Um, is that your gown? What is that for? 284 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,710 - Oh, I thought I might throw it on for tonight. 285 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,146 - So you're going to the screening? 286 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,887 - Yes. A simple "Thank you, Mother" 287 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,889 might be a nice place to start. 288 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,456 - Also, I thought you returned that? 289 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,850 - I did! Or I know I returned a dress. 290 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,460 A glittering, backless thing. 291 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,157 Stella McCartney, I think. 292 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,985 - That was mine. I've been looking for that. 293 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,031 - Blame UPS. - Ugh! 294 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,211 [Birds chirp] 295 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,387 [Chairs thunk, trolley rattles] 296 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,172 Roland: Hey, Alexis, this better be good. 297 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,174 I was in the middle of a pre-show bath, 298 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,393 and with the baby around, 299 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,222 I only get that kind of me-time maybe... 300 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,808 five to six nights a week, so... - Mm-hmm. 301 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,442 - I assume this has something to do 302 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,488 with all the calls we're getting from TV stations, 303 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,403 asking where they can park their vans? 304 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,318 - Um, yeah. So the premiere may be getting 305 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,035 like a little bit bigger than I had planned. 306 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,843 - Oh, snap! It's a premiere now? 307 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,149 'Cause first you said it was, 308 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,064 and then you said it was just a viewing party. 309 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,544 - Yeah, and, and if it's a premiere, we're all in trouble, 310 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,938 because my skinny jeans are in the wash. 311 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,548 - [Sighs] No, it is a premiere. 312 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:06,029 Unfortunately, that decision was made like half an hour ago, 313 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,248 so it would be really helpful 314 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,771 if I could just tell you what I need. 315 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,165 - Oh no, the red carpet that you told me not to order? 316 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,819 - Yes, but at this point, 317 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,187 I will settle for any shade of red, 318 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,865 and it doesn't have to be sixty feet. 319 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,388 - Okay, good, 'cause all I've got 320 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,086 is a 20-foot merlot in my garage. 321 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,349 I ripped out after the church basement flooded. 322 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,177 - That sounds amazing. 323 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:26,093 - And obviously you're coming to me for a little star power. 324 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,530 I get it. It'd be good to have a name there tonight. 325 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,837 - No. No. You're the crow hook-up. 326 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,815 I wanted to create like a headline-grabbing moment 327 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,033 where I release a bunch of crows 328 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,885 just before the movie starts. 329 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,888 - Uh, excuse me, it's a little late notice. 330 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,324 - What about the liquor license? 331 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,041 'Cause I assuming people are gonna wanna be drinking 332 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,284 through this thing. 333 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,938 - Okay, we have a situation on our hands 334 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,417 that needs to be solved now. 335 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,246 We have a 12-time Daytime Emmy Award-attending actress 336 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,553 coming to walk a merlot carpet in hours, 337 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,207 and press coming from all over, 338 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,035 bringing attention to your town. 339 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,776 So either you can help me out 340 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,995 or I pull the plug now and nobody wins. 341 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,216 [Dog barks outside] 342 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:06,046 - Fine. But you owe me a prime spot on that carpet. 343 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,135 - Wait, you wanna walk the carpet? 344 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:11,007 - Honey, it's a movie premiere, is it not? 345 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,835 - Ugh. - And I assume the mayor 346 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,837 is walking the carpet as well, yes? 347 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,057 - Yes... if he has to. 348 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,190 Okay, I will schedule your arrival time when I get home. 349 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,410 - I would like to request a time before Roland. 350 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,412 - And I'd like to go first. - Mm-'kay. 351 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,805 - All right, I better get back 352 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,850 and put my skinny jeans into the dryer. 353 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,089 I think they're really gonna pop on your 20-foot merlot. 354 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,811 - I think so too! 355 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,943 They're gonna pop on that carpet. 356 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,815 [Exhales] Okay. Mm! 357 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,946 Okay. 358 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,426 Okay. 359 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,123 [Car door closes, vehicle rumbles by] 360 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,517 [Door opens] 361 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,347 - Stevie! Perfect timing. 362 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,263 I was having a technical issue opening a file here. 363 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,918 It's, uh, being finicky. 364 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,529 - Uh, remember, Mr. Rose? I left you a sticky note. 365 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,097 [Mouse clicks] 366 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,490 - Ah! Boy, it's times like this 367 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,884 I really miss having you around, Stevie. 368 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,080 - Well, um, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about, 369 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,409 Mr. Rose. 370 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,977 Um, you know how you told me to take some time 371 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,893 and figure out what made me happy? 372 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,330 Well, I think I have settled on something. 373 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028 - Is it Larry Air? 374 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,943 'Cause they called me for a reference, 375 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:21,034 and also asked if I had any interest in becoming a pilot. 376 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,427 - No, it's not Larry Air. 377 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,342 So chapter one of your book 378 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,475 is all about trusting your instincts, 379 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,520 and I haven't been doing that. 380 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,174 - Oh, well, that's okay, Stevie. 381 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,872 I mean, learning to trust your instincts 382 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:36,484 is something that comes with age and experience. 383 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:40,749 - No. I'm talking about trusting your instincts. 384 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,056 I think I've been taking them for granted. 385 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,754 - So, you read my book? 386 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,366 - Most of the first chapter. 387 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,369 I didn't sleep well last night, so I kind of dozed off. 388 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,198 - Well, the first chapter is more of an introduction, right? 389 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,896 Setting the table. 390 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,508 - 'Kay, but what I've realized 391 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,858 is that you've given me the opportunity 392 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,816 to take this job and run with it. 393 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:08,255 So, if you really think you can make something 394 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,822 out of franchising this motel, 395 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,782 I think I want to be part of it. 396 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,436 - You think? 397 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,916 - I wanna be part of it. 398 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,831 I want back in. 399 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,312 - Oh! 400 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,968 [Sucks in his breath, laughs, pleased and relieved] 401 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,840 - [Sighs] 402 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,059 - Yeah. 403 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,758 Well, I... should probably tell you 404 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:37,762 that you don't necessarily have to trust all my instincts... 405 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,764 all the time. Since you've been gone, 406 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,419 I did have to bring on a third business partner, 407 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,073 and I may as well tell you that it's-- 408 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,292 - Roland. I know. 409 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,946 He gave me his new business card. 410 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,905 - Never saw so many typos on a business card. 411 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,473 - Do you mind if we don't talk about Roland right now, 412 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,084 'cause I'm feeling really good about this decision. 413 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,999 - Ah! Yeah, me too, partner. 414 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,522 Me too. 415 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,220 Listen, while you're here, 416 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,309 I'm wondering if I can get a couple more refreshers 417 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:05,965 on what happens after the file gets opened? 418 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,058 Uh... you may as well. - Yeah. 419 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,191 [Birds chirp] 420 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,370 - Morning, sunshine. 421 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,981 - Mm. It's 5pm. 422 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,634 But good morning. 423 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,724 - I really don't remember how I got into this bed. 424 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,378 - I do. 425 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,859 You were talking. 426 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,341 A lot. - Uh-oh. 427 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,516 What was I saying? - Well, 428 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,039 the conversation really ran the gamut. 429 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,736 You complimented my flawless skin 430 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,651 and called me the Jewish Channing Tatum, 431 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,002 which all tracks. 432 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,788 But then you told me you wanted us to have a baby. 433 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,616 - [Laughs] 434 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,400 What else did I say? 435 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,054 - I put you to sleep after that. 436 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,534 - Wait. Are you, are you joking? 437 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,710 - No. No, no. You held me close 438 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,321 and told me to envision our lives... 439 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,410 with a child. 440 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,586 - I see. - Mm-hm. 441 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,502 - That, uh, that must've been scary for you. 442 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,462 - It was a little triggering. Traumatizing. 443 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,768 - David, I know that you don't want kids, 444 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,510 and that's fine with me, okay? 445 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,425 I was very high on anesthetic. 446 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,253 - Okay, it's just that earlier today, 447 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,689 when we were in Stevie's car 448 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,343 because your car's always in the shop, 449 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,365 you had mentioned that you'd always pictured yourself 450 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,912 having a kid. 451 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,281 - You've never pictured yourself doing something 452 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,263 that didn't end up happening? - Of course. 453 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,483 I'm not married to Christina Aguilera, am I? 454 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,962 - David, I am happy... - But it's-- 455 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,400 - with the life I've got. 456 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,010 I'm happy with you. 457 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,795 Things change. 458 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,362 - Okay. 459 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,798 You're a hundred percent sure 460 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,279 you're not just saying you don't wanna have a kid, 461 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,802 but, in actuality, you secretly do 462 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,675 and are repressing that need just for me? 463 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,764 - I don't wanna undermine the significance 464 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,157 of this conversation, 465 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,080 but I do wanna make it known that I was watching 466 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,639 "Bridget Jones's Baby" right before I went under. 467 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,381 - Okay, well that makes a little more sense then. 468 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,297 - Mm. You would be a great dad, though. 469 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,647 - [Laughs] Okay. 470 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,562 - You have a big old heart in there, David. 471 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,347 - Yeah. Yeah, - There it is. 472 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,523 It's beating away. - Mm-hmm? 473 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,961 - Um... Can you grab me those painkillers, please? 474 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,745 I think I'm gonna need a few of them 475 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,312 if we're still planning on making it 476 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,661 to your mom's thing tonight. 477 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,359 - Okay, that's actually a very good idea. 478 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,796 I might take one myself. 479 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,919 Apparently the first 15 minutes are very, very dense. 480 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,062 [Crowd chatters excitedly, starts clapping] 481 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,847 - Moira! Over here! Crowd: [Cheering] 482 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,545 - Moira! Moira! [Cheering] 483 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,330 - Well, break a leg, sweetheart. 484 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,853 I'll be right here... 485 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,464 10 feet behind you. 486 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,553 - No, John, tonight is special, 487 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,512 and I'd like my hand-candy by my side. 488 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,861 Man: Moira! - Oh. 489 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,472 Woman: Moira! 490 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,667 - Okay, people, we actually need to walk the carpet, okay? 491 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,520 Move it along. Ronnie? Look, we had a deal. 492 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,001 Also, not everyone can be on the carpet at once. 493 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,481 Thank you. 494 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,633 - When exactly are we gonna get this show on the road? 495 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,017 - As soon as you're off the carpet. 496 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,747 - Okay, because Carmine is saying 497 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,531 that the crows are getting restless. 498 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,706 - Mm! 499 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,075 - Where did all these people come from? 500 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,379 - Why are your pupils so dilated. 501 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,885 - No, yours are. - No, yours are. 502 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,104 [Gasps] 503 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,932 Why are you dressed like a limo driver? 504 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,542 - Your mother insisted. 505 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,762 Why are you both glassy eyed? 506 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,067 - What? 507 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,721 - Wow! [Crowd claps] 508 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,028 - So the crows are ready. You just say a few words, 509 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,351 and then give Carmine the signal. 510 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,379 - [Laughs] Alexis, Mommy's home now. 511 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,338 I'll take it from here. 512 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,601 Ladies and gentlemen, 513 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,299 it is my great pleasure to welcome you 514 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,780 to a North American screening of... 515 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,608 the psychological thriller... 516 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:35,913 - Move it along. 517 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,439 - "The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening!" 518 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,789 [Crowd claps, laughs and cheers] 519 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,052 Let the crowening commence! 520 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,812 [Crowd murmurs excitedly] - [Quiet gasp] Oh! 521 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,317 [Crows caw, crowd oohs and ahhs] 522 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,319 - [Gasps, pleased] Alexis! 523 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,581 [Crows caw, wings beat loudly] 524 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,669 [Crowd shrieks in terror] 525 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,105 - Oh ho! - No! 526 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,064 Moira: Please, everyone stay calm! 527 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,500 - [Laughing] - Whatever you do, 528 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,936 do not look them in the eye! 529 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,547 - Okay, you're making them angrier! 530 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,809 - I'm not, Alexis! 531 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,941 I know a bit of their language. - [Screams] 532 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,639 - [Shrieks] CAW! 533 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,423 CAW-CAW! 534 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,991 [David giggles, crows caw, crowd screams] 535 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,688 - This is fucked. 536 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,737 [Crickets chirp, dog barks] 537 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,827 - The worst part is people are being robbed of the experience 538 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,872 of seeing the film on the big screen. 539 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,005 - No, that's not the worst part, Moira. 540 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,051 - It's fine. There were no serious injuries, 541 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,966 and, because people are watching from home, 542 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,316 there'll be more views that way. 543 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,969 - Okay, have you seen this yet? 544 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:35,059 Some random news station just posted video of the premiere. 545 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,280 It's been shared 32,000 times. 546 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,326 - Well, all press is good press, right? 547 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,284 - You might wanna watch it first. 548 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,939 Reporter: Tonight, a murder of wild crows attacked 549 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,506 would-be audience members 550 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,725 who had come to see a movie about a crow attack. 551 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,641 We must warn you, the following content is pretty graphic. 552 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,730 [Crowd screams in terror] 553 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:54,992 - Oh! 554 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,733 - Okay, they weren't "wild" crows. 555 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,387 They were supposed to be trained. 556 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,302 - Trained! Some of them were painted seagulls. 557 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,304 This is not good, Alexis! 558 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,306 - It sorta looks like people are running away 559 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,916 from your movie, Moira. 560 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,309 - You! Look what you have done! 561 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,790 - Look what I've done? This was your idea, 562 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,619 and now I have to pay Ronnie for damage to her carpet! 563 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,858 - What were the crows even doing there in the first place? 564 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,188 - It's called an immersive experience, David! 565 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,190 - Immersed in lawsuits maybe. [Laughs] 566 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,977 [People scream in the video] - Alexis, make it stop!