1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:04,787 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,702 [Drumroll] 3 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,443 Announcer: Two balls and two strikes on Hernandez. 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,445 [Bat cracks] And there's a well-placed bunt! 5 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,577 - Why did he hit the ball like that? 6 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:15,711 - So that is called a bunt. It's uh, it's tactical. 7 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:17,582 It allows the guy on first to get over to second. 8 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,976 - Okay. Who came up with the word "bunt"? 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,283 Sounds like something you'd need to see a surgeon for. 10 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:25,112 - David, this is an important game. 11 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,461 You told me you could get into this. 12 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:29,072 - I was referring to the pizza. 13 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:31,031 But, also, the game. 14 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:34,338 - [Gasps] What do we have here? 15 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:37,124 I seem to have stumbled into some sort 16 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,951 of gentlemen's cavern. 17 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,084 - Hey, thanks for letting me stay here tonight, Mrs. Rose, 18 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,564 When David told me he wanted to install 19 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,609 a Japanese toilet at my place, 20 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,524 he neglected to mention that it would involve 21 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,657 taking out a wall. - It was in the email. 22 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,876 Also, you will be thanking me when you experience the heated, 23 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,704 motion-sensor toilet seat. 24 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,750 - So, David, I take it you'll be employed as cheerleader 25 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:57,535 for whatever televised sporting event 26 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:00,103 is unfolding for the remainder of the day? 27 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:03,976 - Alas, this is Patrick's day. We're doing what Patrick wants. 28 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,848 - Yes! - Wow, 29 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:08,155 someone's enjoying their day! - [Chuckles] 30 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,461 - Sorry. Just... cleared the bases. 31 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:14,291 - It turns out Herb Ertlinger, the great fruit vintner, 32 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,641 is rabid fan of the Crows movie - 33 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:18,774 good luck finding someone who isn't - 34 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:21,777 and he would like to name a wine after me. 35 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,040 - Oh my... - They should call it a... 36 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,216 a Moira Rosé. [Chuckles] 37 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,131 - Yes, that's what he has in mind. 38 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:31,700 - Amazing! Congrats, Mrs. Rose! 39 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,181 - [Faux excitement] Mm. What news! 40 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:36,139 - Yes, but he wants me to sample 41 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,141 the fruits of his labour this very day! 42 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:42,102 - Well, this seems like a very important moment in your life. 43 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,147 I only wish I could be there. 44 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,975 - I can't go alone. 45 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,803 - [Sighs] Well, unfortunately, 46 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,153 I told my fiancé I'd watch the game with him-- 47 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,720 - Just go, David. - Okay. 48 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,551 Are you sure? - Yes. 49 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,988 You guys might wanna rehearse a little more next time. 50 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:01,251 The extraction did feel a bit strained. 51 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:04,080 - [Quietly] That was you. - Wha? 52 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,127 - Love you. [Door closes] 53 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:12,132 for the beleaguered bullpen.. 54 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:16,571 ♪♪♪ 55 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,446 [Low hum of chatter, meditating music] 56 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,363 - [Gasps] There are my fierce women, 57 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,191 ready to elevate their lives! 58 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,280 I'm so glad you decided to come today. 59 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,500 - Well, you pushed pretty hard for it, Alexis. 60 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,458 - You said you'd buy me lunch. - Mhmm. 61 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,678 As Elevation's official regional brand ambassador 62 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,941 and regional marketing invigorator, 63 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,464 I need to ask you guys: 64 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,423 are you ready for a total physical 65 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,468 and emotional transformation? 66 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,732 - Nah, but I'll do your class. - Mm. 67 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,343 - I didn't know they'd make us change 68 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,258 out of our own workout clothes. 69 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,911 - Yeah, I kinda wish I knew that 70 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:55,305 before I spent all that money on my LuLu Limes. 71 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:58,221 - Okay. - I found a stain on my pants. 72 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,744 Are we sure that they clean these? 73 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,050 - 'Kay, Stevie--[Squeals] - Alexis! 74 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,226 It's wonderful to see all these new recruits 75 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,923 you've brought for us today. 76 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,361 Leadership is thrilled with all of your hard work. 77 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,493 - Oh my God, I'm blushing. [Giggles] 78 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,669 Um, ladies, meet Citrus. 79 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:14,324 Citrus runs our East Coast wing, 80 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,196 so we are very lucky to have him here today. 81 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,849 - You know, I should also tell you 82 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,330 that he's been very impressed with all of the work 83 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,289 you've done for us these past few weeks. 84 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,204 - I'm sorry, who's "he?" 85 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,510 - Oh, good point. Who's "he"? 86 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,773 - Well, if you keep this up, you'll find out soon enough. 87 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:33,038 Twyla, Stevie, Jocelyn, and Ronnie, 88 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,432 have a great class. 89 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,914 - How does he know all of our names? 90 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,873 - Am I crazy or is he really cute? 91 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,962 - Okay, ladies, are we ready to elevate? 92 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,921 - Nah. - What if I just wait in the car 93 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:47,836 until you're ready for lunch? 'Cause I'm just getting 94 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,577 a really weird vibe from this place. 95 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,231 - Stevie, we've talked about this. 96 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,971 You are a businesswoman now and part of that means 97 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:55,496 that you need to be like physically and mentally sharp. 98 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,802 And also, I get paid for everyone that signs up, 99 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,108 so mm, mm, mm. 100 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,110 [Dance music plays] 101 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:04,592 - All right, my Elevators, 102 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:08,291 we are ascending, not depending. 103 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,858 All our troubles, all our worries, 104 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,991 we're going to elevate above them. 105 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:15,951 Can I get an 'oh yeah' if you're up on my level! 106 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:18,301 Class: Oh yeah! 107 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,303 Stevie: [Weakly] Oh yeah... 108 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:24,220 ♪♪♪ 109 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,092 [Cart rattles, door closes] 110 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,964 - Hey, Johnny. 111 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,967 Listen, I don't wanna creep you out or anything, 112 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,535 but I was just peering into your son's bedroom... 113 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,493 - Okay, not off to a good start, Roland. 114 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,321 - Well, do you know that Patrick's sitting in there 115 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,454 all by himself? - Uh, yes, I'm aware. 116 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,369 He's spending the night with us. 117 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,501 Patrick is practically family now. 118 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:46,590 - Ah. Have you told him that? 119 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:50,638 - Well, no, I haven't told him. 120 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:53,423 I mean, I haven't exactly said it out loud. 121 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,556 - Yeah... I don't know, Johnny. 122 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,340 Not having the big father/ son-in-law chat 123 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:00,038 feels like a missed opportunity to lay down some laws. 124 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:03,781 Maybe Patrick should get "the talk" from old Uncle Roland. 125 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:06,349 - 'Kay, nobody's having a talk with Uncle Roland. 126 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,395 Look, everything is fine. 127 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:11,006 If I feel like having a talk, I'll have a talk. 128 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,529 Now, if you'll excuse me, 129 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,401 I have a few things to attend to. 130 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:17,578 - I remember when Jocelyn's dad gave me the talk. 131 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,884 I mean, he was trying to talk me out of getting married, 132 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:22,104 but she was 9 months pregnant at the time, 133 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:24,019 so he really didn't have a leg to stand on. 134 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,063 But I'll tell you, 135 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,936 I could not get out of that sauna fast enough. 136 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,938 No way! 137 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,420 The kid's just in there by himself, Johnny. 138 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,204 Something to think about. 139 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,120 [Bird chirp] 140 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,600 [Classical music plays] 141 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,776 - Okay, so how did this happen? 142 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,734 I'm shocked he'd give you a second chance 143 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,562 after that train wreck of a commercial. 144 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:48,086 - Mark my words, David, Herb-- 145 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,261 - Ertlinger. - Mm-hmm. 146 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:51,960 Won't be the last we see to clamber out of the woodwork 147 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,614 now that I have a hit film on my hands. 148 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:57,835 Spines tend to liquidate in the presence of success. 149 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,055 Speaking of. 150 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,665 Herb! 151 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,058 - [Quietly] ERT-linger. ERT. LINGER. 152 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,408 - Herb Ertlinger. - Nailed it first try. 153 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,931 Both: [Laughing] 154 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:09,412 Hey, bygones be bygones about the TV spot. 155 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,848 At least the print ad worked out. 156 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,589 Pretty hard to mess up one of those! 157 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,591 - Clearly you haven't seen the heartburn ads 158 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,593 she shot with Anne Geddes. - [Laughs] Herb, 159 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:19,204 I would like to introduce you 160 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,729 to a potential vendor. This is my son, David Rose. 161 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,253 I'm sure you've heard of Rose Apothecary? 162 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,863 - I have not, no. 163 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,300 But I'd be happy to discuss a buy with... 164 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,128 whatever store this is, 165 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,783 if it means something to you. - [Chuckles] Okay. 166 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,046 I think we might need to sample the product first. 167 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,265 - Ah! 168 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,399 My wife and I got a real kick out of that Crows movie. 169 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:43,533 So we would love to make our Moira Rosé 170 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,449 an exclusive and limited release. 171 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,103 This is what we're thinking for the label. 172 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,018 - [Gasps] Well, hello! 173 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,542 Who is she and how do we get a mouthful of her?! 174 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,631 - Now, it's important that you believe 175 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,285 in the product you're selling, 176 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,939 so we have a few options: 177 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,767 there's the strawberry-peach, 178 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,943 the ground fruits blend, 179 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:06,034 and... a lovely banana rosé. Huh? 180 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,777 - Mmm. Rich in potassium. - Mm-hmm. 181 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,909 - So, uh, sample at your leisure. 182 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,607 I'll come back with some coffee grounds 183 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,217 and a cheese board. 184 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:19,221 Again, we are so thrilled to have you here, Moira. 185 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:22,877 Enjoy. - Thank you so much. 186 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,533 - Poor thing. - [Sigh of agreement] 187 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,710 - Okay. Here is to being able to share 188 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,625 the perks of the industry with you. 189 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,017 Salut. [Glasses clink] 190 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:34,845 - Cheers. 191 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,238 [Slurp] 192 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:39,937 - Oh, I had my reservations about banana. 193 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,113 - Um, that's strawberry-peach. 194 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,376 - Oh dear, it tastes like Amoxicillin. 195 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,118 - [Gulps] 196 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,513 This one's burning my throat. These are terrible! 197 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,210 - Well, we have to pick one, David. 198 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,864 - Do we? You really want people associating your name 199 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:56,476 with this... laundry detergent? 200 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,434 I would never sell this at my store. 201 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,001 - Okay, enough. 202 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,048 Whew. 203 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,268 Now I'm getting notes of tomato. 204 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,270 - Ugh. - [Sucks teeth] 205 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:11,273 Announcer: Bottom of the 8th, Tigers down by one. 206 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,275 Great pitching duel today... 207 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,190 - Oh, hey, Mr. Rose. 208 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,019 - Patrick! Uh, yeah, I was gonna say hello, 209 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,456 I, uh, didn't wanna interrupt. 210 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,284 - No, no, not at all. I'm just watching the game. 211 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,894 Hey, do you want some pizza? 212 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:27,115 - Uh... yeah, I could go for some 'za. 213 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,333 [Chuckles] 214 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,726 - Ordered it a while ago, 215 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,206 so it might be a bit cold by now, but... 216 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:33,295 - Oh, that's okay, cold pizza can be good. 217 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,689 - Mm. - Hot pizza's good. 218 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,736 Too-hot pizza - not so good. 219 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,433 I got that happening. - [Laughs] Yeah. 220 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,348 - Oh, is this thin crust? 221 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,089 - I think it's just regular. 222 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,701 - Oh yeah, well, I love a regular crust. 223 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,181 Announcer: ...Jackson on the mound. 224 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,227 - Yeah, cheese, tomato sauce, bread. 225 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:56,013 Can't beat that combination. - [Chuckles] 226 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:59,060 Announcer: Here's the wind-up - and the pitch! 227 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:01,845 - You know, speaking of great combinations, you and David-- 228 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,543 - Oh! - Oh, uh... 229 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,066 did we get another hit? 230 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,285 - That's the other team, unfortunately. 231 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,853 - Oh... boy. Almost got a glove on it, huh? 232 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,638 That would've been good. 233 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,423 You know, I was gonna say, you and David-- 234 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,860 - Oh, he and Mrs. Rose went to some wine tasting thing. 235 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,993 - Oh, he went with Mrs. Rose, 236 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,082 yeah, the woman I'm married to? 237 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:24,694 You know, I was just flashing on you and David-- 238 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,696 - [Watching game] Oh, come on! This is not happening. 239 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,742 - What is happening?! 240 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:32,093 Oh, you know, we, we can talk about this later. 241 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,748 It's not, it doesn't really matter. Fellas! 242 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,706 - [Frustrated sigh] - Ugh! 243 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,013 - Yes, Stevie! You're crushing it. 244 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,623 You're breaking through and I can see it! 245 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,625 Ronnie-- - [Groans] 246 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,627 - You too! 247 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,064 Twyla, where are we going? - Up! 248 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,805 - And what're we leaving behind? 249 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,764 Class: Everything and everyone! 250 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,766 - Yes! Push past those demons! 251 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,682 Leave it behind you as we ascend to the gateway. 252 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,468 Jocelyn, do you see it? - I think so! 253 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,035 - And... class! 254 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,300 [Exhales] Great job, everyon! 255 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,041 Women: [Breathing hard] 256 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,347 - And remember, I wanna see all of you 257 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,827 signing up for that gateway! 258 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,655 Good work. 259 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,744 - Oh yeah, I feel amazing. 260 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,747 Does anyone wanna sign up with me? 261 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,183 I'm happy to share a tent! 262 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,751 - If babies are allowed, I am in. 263 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,842 - Consider me a convert. I'm gonna go grab a couple 264 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,018 of those Elevation Hydration bottles. 265 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,194 - So, Stevie, what did you think? 266 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,588 - Okay, yeah, I didn't hate it, 267 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,851 but I mean, 268 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,071 does anybody even know what "the gateway" is? 269 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899 - Um, well, I think it's pretty obvious... 270 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,684 - [Questioning gasp] 271 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,686 - Although, if it'd make you feel better, 272 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,079 I can totally like clarify 273 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,907 some of the language with Citrus. 274 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,039 [Catching their breath] 275 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,781 Yeah. Um, hey! Citrus? 276 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,522 - Yeah? 277 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,698 - Well, first of all, so great to finally experience 278 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,395 what we're marketing. 279 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,615 - Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Alexis. 280 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,617 - [Chuckles] Although, from a marketing perspective, 281 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,837 I think it'd be really helpful to just like... 282 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,926 clarify some of the language that we're using. 283 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,450 - Okay. Like what? 284 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,104 - Well, first of all, 285 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,020 I noticed that you referred to, um, like "demons" a lot. 286 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:17,024 - Well, we all have demons! - Yes, and I get that. 287 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,026 Carbs. Am I right? Both: [Laugh] 288 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,376 - Right. But I'm also talking about actual demons. 289 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,205 - Yes... 290 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,555 Okay. I guess I'm just asking for the people 291 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,425 signing up right now, um, 292 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,126 or is it like an actual gateway? 293 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,955 - Oh! It's, it's a symbol. 294 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,348 - Okay, good. Both: [Laugh] 295 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,569 - But it's also a literal gateway into the sky. 296 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,833 - Gotcha. 297 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,705 - I hope that cleared everything up. 298 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,142 - Totally. - [Laughs] Great. 299 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,102 Jocelyn: I'm just signing up. I can't... 300 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,496 Oh... it's gonna be good. 301 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,197 - Hey, Jocelyn? 302 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,895 Can I see that sign-up sheet for a sec? 303 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,592 - Oh, I haven't finished filling out my social... 304 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,941 - Oh, that's okay. 305 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,421 I'm just gonna go and destroy this right now, 306 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,770 because I get the creeping suspicion 307 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,554 that this place is like, not okay. 308 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,079 Like I feel like this is more than just a fitness class. 309 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,559 - What do you think it is? - Um, I think it's a cult. 310 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,126 And like not the good kind. 311 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,954 Not like when you go to India to follow 312 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,956 a long-haired, sexy man around for a couple months 313 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,437 and then come home with a bangin' yoga body. 314 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,439 - Yeah, if only someone had pointed out how weird this was 315 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,006 from the beginning. 316 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,834 - Alexis, can I still go on the trip? 317 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,487 I'm not saying that I need it. 318 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,707 It's just last weekend I snuck Roland Jr. 319 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,056 into the ball room at Ikea, 320 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,102 just so I could eat a meatball by myself. 321 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,191 - No. No. No one is going on the trip. 322 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,280 And I am so sorry for making you guys sign up for this. 323 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,064 - Well, I'm keeping the Hydration bottles. 324 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,066 I can just dump out the crystal water. 325 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,200 - Just a heads up, you guys, they're almost sold out 326 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,158 of the "nocturnal affirmation" cassette tapes, so-- 327 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,247 - Twy... - Now I just need to buy 328 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,119 one of their cassette players. Because you have to make sure 329 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,121 they're playing at the right speed when you're sleeping. 330 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,471 - Twy, this is a cult. I brought you to a cult. 331 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,995 - Oh my gosh, did you not know that? 332 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,954 My mom tried to take me to the gateway 333 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,520 for spring break one year. 334 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,913 I just thought I was supporting your career. 335 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,960 - Ugh, how did I fall for this? 336 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,440 Cults prey on sad, weak, vulnerable people. 337 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,181 - I'll try not to take that personally. 338 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,357 - I've just been so desperate to like throw myself into work, 339 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,055 and I clearly missed all the signs 340 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,883 and now I've like endangered all of us. 341 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,885 - Well, there's an exit sign right there. 342 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,539 - Yup, but the arrow's pointing straight up. 343 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,716 - There was an emergency exit in the change room. 344 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,415 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 345 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,634 [Squeals] Yeah. 346 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,161 [Classical music plays] 347 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,119 [Slurps] 348 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,469 - Ugh! Okay, you know what? I'm making a blend. 349 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,515 - Yes. Make us a nice Moira-lot... 350 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,822 or a Moira Rose-ling. 351 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:51,134 Hey, not to be too effusive, but I'd call that one potable. 352 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,398 - I have had worst things in my mouth. [Chuckles] 353 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,532 - I'm so happy that I wrestled you away today 354 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,317 for this oenological escapade. 355 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,581 I finally have you all to myself, David. 356 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,671 When's the last time you and I had a whole day together 357 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,196 with nary a care in the world? 358 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,676 - I mean, I am in the middle of planning a wedding, 359 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,462 while also building a successful retail empire. 360 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,898 - Yes, you are. 361 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,422 Then grant me this precious moment - 362 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,468 before there's a ring on your finger - 363 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:24,080 to say chin chin to you and your husband-to-be. 364 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,562 - This feels remarkably selfless. 365 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,782 - You and Patrick are two good grapes. 366 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,914 - Hmm... 367 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,698 - Different notes, different tannins, 368 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:37,528 but... together, you've managed to make one perfect blend. 369 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,271 - Thank you. - That being said-- 370 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:44,361 - Oh my God. - If I may impart a... 371 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,321 slice of marital sagacity: 372 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,540 you and I, 373 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,934 we're two potent grapes. 374 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936 You know, there's a lot of your father in Patrick. 375 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,372 - Don't need that. 376 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,113 - But just because their notes are subtle 377 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,942 doesn't mean they require any less attention. 378 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,205 - Says the woman who literally convinced me 379 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,294 to leave my partner alone at home, 380 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,556 watching a baseball game. 381 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,297 - You know I'm right. 382 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,560 Your father and I have produced beautiful wine together 383 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,823 for over forty years. - Ew. 384 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,914 - And I have absolutely no doubt 385 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,567 that your relationship with Patrick 386 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,266 is going to get even better with age. 387 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,745 [Door opens] 388 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,835 - Okay, I hope we've landed on something, 389 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,750 because all I have left is this cherry ice wine 390 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,318 [Sniffs] and I think it might be corked. 391 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,538 - Nope. My David has put together 392 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,888 a delicious blend right here. - Mm-hmm-hmm! 393 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,762 - Ugh. No. That's not the one we picked. 394 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,590 - Huh? - That's not the one we picked. 395 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,462 - What? Well, let's retrace our steps. 396 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,813 - No. 397 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,510 - How many combinations can there be? 398 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,251 [Slurps] - No. 399 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,297 Announcer: We'll be back to the ball game right after-- 400 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,386 - Yeah, I guess I don't need to turn the volume down 401 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,649 for these commercial breaks. - Oh, whatever works for you. 402 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,651 [Chuckles] [Turns volume off] 403 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,609 - It's just I thought you had something 404 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,481 that you wanted to talk about? 405 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,745 - Oh, no, just wondering what the inflation was 406 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,790 on concessions these days, 407 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,054 'cause it's been years since I've been to a ball game. 408 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,012 [Chuckles] - Well, it's highway robbery. 409 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,536 - Yeah, you got that right. [Chuckles] 410 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,931 - It just sorta seemed like you wanted to talk about David 411 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,498 for a second. 412 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,282 Felt like that's where you were goin'. 413 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,718 - No, I... 414 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,025 sure. Yeah, I can talk about David. 415 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,462 Yeah, my son... 416 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,160 [Clears throat] 417 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,291 Who, uh, you will be... 418 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,035 walking down the aisle with very soon. 419 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,864 Well, technically, you won't be walking with him... 420 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,780 down the aisle, but... but um... 421 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,913 - Mr. Rose, I don't wanna cut you off, 422 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,133 but um... 423 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,092 [Clears throat] 424 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,356 I'm glad we have a minute to talk. 425 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,969 Because I, I hope it goes without saying that, 426 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,623 as lucky as I feel to have met David, 427 00:16:55,666 --> 00:17:00,845 I also feel incredibly lucky to be joining your family. 428 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,978 - Huh. 429 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,068 - I love your son 430 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,375 and I will always do everything I can 431 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,160 to respect him 432 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,684 and to protect him from all of the things in life 433 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,425 that can set him off. 434 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,080 And there are many, many things that can set him off-- 435 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,040 - [Laughs] Oh, I'm aware, yeah. 436 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,044 Um... oh boy, that... 437 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,134 pretty much covers it. 438 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,875 Uh, I was only gonna say that I... 439 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,183 I hope you treat him with... respect, 440 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,273 which you just said you would, 441 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:40,059 and, of course... I already knew it. 442 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,714 - I'm glad we had this talk, Mr. Rose. 443 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,977 - Me too. Me too. 444 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,113 - All right. - [Blows out breath] 445 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,549 Both: [Clear throats] [Turns volume up] 446 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,075 Announcer: Iverson at the plate, 447 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,294 and here comes the pitch! [Loud crack of a bat] 448 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,035 Announcer: Iverson with a... - Oh... Oh! It's going... 449 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,342 GOING! GONE! 450 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,865 - Oh! [Laughing excitedly] - [Laughing excitedly] 451 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,475 - Whoa-ho! - Hey! 452 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,523 Both: [Awkward laughter] - Wow! 453 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:13,875 ♪♪♪ 454 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,878 [Operatic music plays] 455 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,098 ♪♪♪ 456 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,144 - So, it was this one? 457 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,104 - Um, let me just triple check. 458 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,236 [Slurps] 459 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,978 [Gags] No. [Laughs] No, it's not. 460 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,285 - [Slurring] Did it oxidize? 461 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,635 Is that why we can't recognize the tastes? 462 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,638 - Okay, if neither of you can remember which one it was, 463 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,988 maybe we just, we just call this off. 464 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:43,992 The wife and I had reservations at the Elmdale Inn an hour ago. 465 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,168 - It was strawberry-radish. 466 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,822 - We don't do anything with radishes. 467 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,302 - Ooh, maybe you should. That sounds refreshing. 468 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,347 - We're not making a new wine! - [Shocked gasp] 469 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,828 - There's no need to raise your voices, Herbert. 470 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:58,049 - Okay, speaking of Herbert, is it Herbert or Erbert? 471 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,095 Like when people say Herb or Erb? 472 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,531 [Doors closing] 473 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,794 - I took the liberty of calling your husband, Moira, 474 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,275 because somebody has to drive you two home 475 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,190 and it's certainly not going to be me. 476 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,757 Both: [Gasp excitedly] 477 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,715 - Our designated grapes! 478 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,109 - Well, I see the sampling went well. 479 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,893 [Noisy, drunken kiss] Both: Okay. 480 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,547 We couldn't find a wine. 481 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,375 - Well, it sorta smells like you... found all the wine. 482 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,985 - What? - Yeah... 483 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,162 - Mr. Ertlinger, I hope this doesn't stand in the way of... 484 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,381 our doing business. 485 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,557 - Your wife ensured that that won't be happening. 486 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,081 Between the two of them they could not find a single wine 487 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,345 they were willing to put Moira's name on. 488 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,999 - I said radish! - We... [swallows anger] 489 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,612 Could you please escort your family out of here? 490 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,788 I am very late for a dinner! 491 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:44,095 - I am offering a major apology if that'll help. 492 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,923 [Awkward silence] 493 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,710 Okay. I take it keys are in your purse, Moira? 494 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,755 - [Incoherent] Es in a nokia... - I'm gonna uh... 495 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,931 I'm gonna start the car. - Okay, great! 496 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:54,497 - Yeah. - What?! 497 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,416 [Crickets chirp] 498 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,292 - [Exhales] 499 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,033 How was your class, Alexis? 500 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,906 - Um, it was a big success. Thank you for asking. 501 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,734 Everyone had a great time 502 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,562 and the clients were like super impressed. 503 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,477 - Oh, that's good. 504 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,000 I wonder if that means they'll give you priority boarding 505 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,002 when you enter the gateway? - Oh my God, 506 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,830 Stevie did this, didn't she? 507 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,919 - Now, do the step machines actually lift off the ground, 508 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,269 or are the step machines just there to help you practice 509 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,445 for when you walk onto the spaceship? 510 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,142 - Come on, David, she didn't know. 511 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,840 - Thank you! - But now that you do, 512 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,929 does it just make the journey to the gateway 513 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,974 that much more meaningful? - Okay, you know what? 514 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,760 Honestly, this whole situation is starting to gross me out. 515 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,850 It's like I'm sharing a room with my twin brothers who kiss. 516 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,504 - Mm! - Mm... 517 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,289 [Knock at the door] - Well, look at this! 518 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,770 We have a full house here. 519 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,817 Just came in to say goodnight. - That's not necessary. 520 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,516 - John! Open, please! - Yeah. 521 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,648 Hey! I like sleepovers! 522 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,173 Anyone think I might like a sleepover? 523 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,871 Alexis: Ew... Ew! 524 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,526 Johnny: You know, spending a little extra time together 525 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,528 is not such a bad idea since we're... 526 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,008 losing Alexis soon to the gateway. 527 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,532 - OH MY GOD-DUH! - A simple mistake, honey. 528 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,752 - So does this happen every night? 529 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,320 - Um, no. No, it doesn't. - Oh... 530 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,366 Alexis: Uh, okay. 531 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,411 Mm! Stop! - [Snorted laugh]