1 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:09,096 Alexis: First of all, welcome to my office. 2 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,402 Now I think we all know that most VIP guests 3 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,404 wouldn't be caught dead at a motel like this, 4 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:14,884 no offense. 5 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:17,582 But I have been able to secure... 6 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:20,324 a V-VIP guest. 7 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,848 - Well, I'd go out on a limb and say all of our guests 8 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,894 are very important, Alexis. 9 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,548 - That's cute. 10 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:29,899 Anyway, Emir Kaplan is a very influential travel blogger, 11 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,683 so it is of the utmost importance 12 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:34,556 that we all make him feel at home. 13 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:37,907 - Hmm. Well, if he's looking for that homey feeling, 14 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,517 I should just invite him over for dinner. 15 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,519 Joce is making pot roast. 16 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,043 All he'd have to bring is a couple of sides, 17 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,348 a bottle of wine, 18 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:45,697 and something nice for the house. 19 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,308 Nothing cheap. 20 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,745 - "The Road Less Traveled?" - It's a very famous blog. 21 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,660 He writes all about the best eats, stays, 22 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,879 and attractions off the beaten path. 23 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,316 - Well, I don't want to second-guess 24 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,969 your publicity skills here Alexis, 25 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:58,362 but I don't think it would hurt 26 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,364 to tilt the scales in our favour. 27 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,540 When we wanted to impress people at Rose Video, 28 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,020 - [Groans] Okay. 29 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,848 Coffee break. 30 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:08,329 - We'd sometimes hire actors who would come in as plants, 31 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:11,593 pretending to be-- - Customers! Yes! 32 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:14,683 Walk around, talk up whatever they're paid to talk up. 33 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,468 I know, I was once paid to talk up 34 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:20,254 Heartblaster Energy Drink at a Third Eye Blind concert. 35 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:23,083 - I'm pretty sure we don't have the budget for actors. 36 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:25,215 - I mean, if you're looking to pay some guy to lie 37 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,869 about how great this motel is, 38 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,740 I'm happy to step in. 39 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:30,612 - Do we need Roland? - Stevie! 40 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,614 You can be the plant. 41 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,051 You look like someone who just wandered in off the road. 42 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,444 - Thanks. 43 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,794 - And Johnny can be our Manager. 44 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,100 - Okay, first of all, you've gotta stop 45 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,623 with the Johnny business, okay? 46 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,451 And secondly, I am the Manager. 47 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,279 - Okay, well, you should probably start 48 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,890 getting into character, then. Okay, thanks. 49 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:54,375 ♪♪♪ 50 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:56,855 [Birds chirp] 51 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,251 Ray: Knock, knock, everybody decent? 52 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,035 - Oh my God! - Once again, Ray, 53 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:04,689 saying "knock knock" is not the same thing 54 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,256 as actually knocking. 55 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,692 - I'm just making breakfast, and I wanted to know 56 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,259 if I should make extra for you two. 57 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:10,782 - No, I think we're good. - Yes... 58 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,567 - Great! Door open, or closed? 59 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,785 - Closed. 60 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:14,917 - [Chuckles] 61 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,270 - Okay, I thought you were gonna talk to him about this. 62 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:23,186 I let very few people see me before 9:00 AM. 63 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,058 - I did. The "knock knock" is him taking the note. 64 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:28,104 - Well, you might want to invest in a "lock lock" then. 65 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,366 - Mm. 66 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,542 - Knock knock! - Holy fuck! 67 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,892 - I realized I don't have eggs, but I do have pancake mix. 68 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:36,199 How do we feel about that? 69 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,940 - Four, please. 70 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,377 - David, you're constantly talking about how much you eat. 71 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,553 But I've seen you walk from the bedroom to the shower, 72 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,338 and you look fine. 73 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,861 - Huh? 74 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,037 - Okay Ray, we-we might need a minute. 75 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,909 - Of course. Door open, or closed? 76 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,215 - Closed. 77 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:56,176 - Wow! 78 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,829 - Okay, this is not working anymore. 79 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:01,093 I think it's time we look for an apartment. 80 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,836 - Oh. Okay, I mean... 81 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:08,188 if that's what you want. 82 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,146 - Well, I think it's more of a need at this point, David. 83 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,930 I've been thinking about it for a while. 84 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,236 - Oh. 85 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,759 Ray: Gentlemen, you're gonna laugh, 86 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,457 but I just remembered, we do have eggs. 87 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,720 They're in the pantry, next to the pancake mix, 88 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,243 which means they've been sitting out for days. 89 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,810 Are we feeling lucky? 90 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,725 - Can I still have the pancakes? 91 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,944 - Yes! 92 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,512 - Ray! - Patrick? 93 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,166 - Door closed. 94 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,342 - Of course. 95 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,518 [Birds chirp, dog barks] 96 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,651 - And Zeljko says, you eat, 97 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,261 you expire pleasured. 98 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,350 [Laughs] 99 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,961 You expire pleasured. 100 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,659 Twyla: Okay. 101 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,487 What are we talking about today? 102 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,315 More Bosnia stories? 103 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,317 - Yep, she never seems to run out of 'em. 104 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,797 - Twyla, do you think it might be too much of an imposition 105 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,278 to ask the chef to whip me up a kifla? 106 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:58,586 - What's a kifla? - Oh, how best to describe it. 107 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,544 - I don't think you need to. 108 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,154 - Hi, y'all! 109 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,156 Oh, Ronnie, Moira, 110 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,115 I see you've ordered without me, makes sense, 111 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,422 because I was seven minutes late! 112 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:11,076 - Well, we've yet to put in our kifla order, if you're peckish. 113 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,774 - Oh, I can't stay. 114 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,080 I actually might not be able to make it to rehearsal today. 115 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,908 Roland was supposed to watch the baby, 116 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,476 but he's got tied up at the motel, so... 117 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,565 - Oh Jocelyn, if you can't make it rehearsal, 118 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,219 no one's gonna hold that against you. 119 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,916 - Yeah, the baby comes first. 120 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,701 - Well, I just feel bad because we really need 121 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,485 to rehearse that Nine Inch Nails medley 122 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,444 for our concert at "Yarn for Cheap." 123 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:31,836 - I'd be more than happy 124 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,230 to spearhead that effort, Jocelyn. 125 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,319 After collaborating so closely with the director on "Crows," 126 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,669 I feel even more finely attuned 127 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:41,672 to the fluctuations of the human condition. 128 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,935 - Okay, it's just, I thought that was sort of my-- 129 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:46,024 - Even if you miss a performance, Jocelyn, 130 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,939 there will be others! 131 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,245 - And don't worry about your solo, Jocelyn. 132 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,029 I know it by heart. 133 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,031 I actually sing it quietly every time you do it. 134 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,512 - I know, Twyla. And it's not that quiet. 135 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:59,037 Anyways, I guess I get to sit this one out. 136 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,517 [Baby wails] 137 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,302 - Aw, it looks like somebody's up. 138 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,694 - No rest for the wicked. 139 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:06,349 - Well, these days, either he's crying, or I am. 140 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,569 [Laughs] Okay... 141 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,528 see you l-l-later. 142 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,313 Bye! Bye! 143 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:16,403 I'll get the door! I'm-I'm sorry, excuse me. 144 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,274 Okay. 145 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,842 Johnny: Welcome to the Rosebud Motel, Mr. Kaplan. 146 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,234 Johnny Rose, and it's a pleasure to uh-- 147 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,062 - Johnny is our Manager, 148 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,934 so just let me know if you need anything from him. 149 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:29,241 And this is Roland, he is our Guest Services Liaison. 150 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,159 - Yes, and it's actually pronounced "lee-as-on." 151 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,988 And my name is actually pronounced "Ro-lahnd." 152 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:39,426 And if there's anything you need, please tell me. 153 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,863 Room service, turndown service, valet service-- 154 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,821 - Okay, Ro-lahnd, those are a few items 155 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,388 that might be tricky to pull off, 156 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,869 but we do have coffee and pastries every morning. 157 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:49,479 - Oh, great, that uh, 158 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,351 that should beat the black mould I had for breakfast 159 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,656 at my last motel. 160 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,136 - [Laughs uproariously] 161 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,573 - [Laughs] 162 00:05:56,617 --> 00:06:00,882 - Ro-lahnd, why don't you show Mr. Kaplan to his room? 163 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,971 - Oh yes, formidab-le. 164 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,626 If you would uh, how do you say, 165 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,845 um, voulez-vous with me please. 166 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:10,065 I'll show you to your room. 167 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,763 Right this way, we have you in our most deluxe suite. 168 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,156 Suite number four is uh... 169 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,986 - Ah! Miss Felming...ton. 170 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:21,468 - Enjoying your stay? 171 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,731 - Yes. 172 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:25,994 - Okay, Ro-lahnd, Johnny, 173 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:28,300 we should let our guests continue chatting. 174 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,259 - Ro-lahnd, this way. 175 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,521 - Here you go. 176 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,218 - Thank you. 177 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,267 - I think you're really gonna like it here. 178 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:41,139 It's clean, and the service is good. 179 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,445 - Yeah. 180 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,230 - Anyway, I'm just staying here as a guest. 181 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,669 - It's always good to know who your neighbours are 182 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,322 in a place like this, you know, 183 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:51,976 it's kind of a roll of the dice, but uh... 184 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,761 you seem somewhat normal. 185 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,241 - Thank you for saying that. - Well. 186 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,461 - Everyone agreed that I was the normal one 187 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,985 in my cellblock at the women's prison, so. 188 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,813 - Oh, wow. Which prison? 189 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,902 Maybe you know my wife. 190 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,991 I don't-I'm kidding. I don't have a wife... 191 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,863 anymore. - Oh, disappeared? 192 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,473 - I'll never stop looking. 193 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,475 I'm Emir. 194 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:14,346 - Stevie. - Stevie, hi. 195 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,698 Stevie, nice to meet you. 196 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,529 - Oh, David. 197 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,487 We have a V-VIP staying with us at the moment. 198 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,576 So do you mind staying at Patrick's tonight? 199 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,099 Your vibe can be a bit intense. 200 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,580 - Um, excuse me? If anything, I'm a selling point. 201 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,452 And Patrick's is a no-go. 202 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:35,498 If fact, he just texted me the address 203 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,500 of a new apartment 204 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:40,938 that we might be going to see together later, so. 205 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,636 - Um, did I leave a Q-tip in, 206 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,464 or did you just tell me that you guys are getting 207 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,030 an apartment together? 208 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,728 - Hey, we're just going to look. 209 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,644 - Yeah, and Adam Levine and I just went for bubble tea. 210 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,255 - I'm feeling very apprehensive about the whole thing, 211 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,953 like, I never saw myself living with someone. 212 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,346 - That makes total sense, 213 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,087 considering how nobody you dated ever expressed 214 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,089 any interest in that. 215 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,004 - I'm pretty sure I can think of someone. 216 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,528 By the end of the day, so. 217 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,922 - David, I think this could be good for you guys. 218 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,186 And also I know you're thinking like, 219 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,449 Alexis is becoming a major girl boss, 220 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,756 and is she just saying this so she can expand 221 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,453 her home office when I move out? 222 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,629 - I actually wasn't thinking that at all. 223 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,501 - Anyway, David, 224 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,633 your boyfriend asked you to move in with him. 225 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,069 You do it. 226 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,551 - I know. 227 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,335 - Also, do you have like, a timeframe 228 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,729 as to when that might happen? 229 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:35,427 - No, I don't. 230 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,168 Jazzagals: Yes! Yeah! [Clapping] 231 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,955 - Oh my God, so moody. 232 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,783 Love it! Now, Ronnie? 233 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,393 The line has been changed to, 234 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,047 "I want to kiss you like an animal." 235 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,310 - I'll remember it on the day. 236 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:51,095 - I say we wrap things up on a high. 237 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,489 Ladies, scour your closets for black leather. 238 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,491 Pleather accepted. 239 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,145 [Door creaks open] 240 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,495 - [Panting] I'm here! 241 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,410 I've got a sitter! 242 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,065 - Oh Jocelyn, I'm afraid that dirigible has ascended. 243 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,502 - But I'm here on time. 244 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,243 - Yes you are, but we started an hour early. 245 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,419 Ronnie has a massage. 246 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,769 - You moved the rehearsal for Ronnie's massage? 247 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,380 - Well, it was also conducive to Twyla's schedule. 248 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,295 - It's hard for her to juggle, what with the cafe. 249 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,168 - Oh, is it hard for her? To juggle? 250 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,213 And none of you here thought to tell me 251 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,780 about this little time change? 252 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,870 - You said you couldn't make it because of the bebe. 253 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,785 - We could start rehearsal over. 254 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,570 - Ohhh no! 255 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,268 Don't make any changes on my account, 256 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,444 I mean, you've gotta get to the cafe, 257 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,141 and Ronnie's gotta have a massage! 258 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,882 - I have sciatica. 259 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,624 - I ran all over town looking for a babysitter! 260 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,756 - Oh... 261 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,845 - Pulled a number off a telephone pole. 262 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,977 She's a pet sitter, but she said she'd make an exception. 263 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,284 I don't even know her last name! 264 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,721 - Jocelyn, that sounds dangersome. 265 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,245 - I didn't wanna miss this rehearsal! 266 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,118 But do any of you care? Apparently not! 267 00:09:57,161 --> 00:10:00,687 Because all of you have been acting... 268 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,732 like bunch of... 269 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:03,951 b-words! 270 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,040 [Jazzagals gasp] 271 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,825 [Receding footstep thud] 272 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,827 - Okay. Evidently, 273 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,221 one or two of you have gotten under her skin. 274 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,441 I'll handle it. 275 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,142 [Door opens] - Hey, Johnny? 276 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,796 Our VIP is still in his room, 277 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,015 so we should probably hold off on the turndown service. 278 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,843 - What turndown service? 279 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,671 - Oh, that's just a little something I've initiated 280 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,282 now that I'm Guest Services Manager. 281 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,675 - I thought you were a liaison. 282 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,286 - No, I gave myself a promotion. 283 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,071 - Hey Stevie, what's the intel? 284 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,768 - Uh... well, I had a nap, 285 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,815 then a beer, 286 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,686 and now I need $40. 287 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,470 - What are you doing, buying a wedding dress? 288 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,736 - Uh, Emir would like me to go to lunch with him. 289 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,781 - What? No! 290 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,565 You don't have to do that! - Oh, jeez. 291 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,742 - It's fine, it's just lunch. 292 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,092 - No Stevie, this is going way too far. 293 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,050 - Um, what's going on? 294 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,922 - Oh, Johnny's forcing Stevie 295 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:05,316 into a very uncomfortable situation with a strange man. 296 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,101 - Ugh. Okay fine, I'll tap in. 297 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,319 Who are we talking about? 298 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:11,540 - Emir, and I'm fine to go. 299 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,368 - Stevie, I would go in your place, it's just, 300 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,718 my afternoon is gonna be kinda crazy 301 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,199 with all the turndowns. - No, I want to go! 302 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,375 So can I just have the $50? 303 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,464 - I thought it was $40. 304 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,596 - I also need shampoo. 305 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,126 - Body lice, you know, from the sheets, 306 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,736 that'll get you a bad review. 307 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,607 I've-I've contracted it a few times, it's not pretty. 308 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392 - Wow, what I love about this conversation 309 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,524 is how well it goes with lunch. 310 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,091 - Yeah, okay, this is not my A-material. 311 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,180 But then again, I don't normally ask women out 312 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,791 when I'm on the job. 313 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,881 - Okay, you're telling me 314 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,404 that you review motels for a living, 315 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,406 and you've never met anyone? 316 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,451 - Okay, this may shock you, but uh... 317 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,933 a lot of the people that you meet in motels 318 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,022 are not exactly like... 319 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,111 - Not like what? 320 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,026 - Well, they're not like you. 321 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:03,853 - Oh, yeah. 322 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,289 Smart, charming, 323 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,856 dazzling sense of humour, 324 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,423 - I was gonna say modest, but... 325 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,903 [Both laugh] 326 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,557 - So what brings you to town? 327 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,603 - Uh, just driving... 328 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,736 to meet my sister... 329 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,694 in Florida. 330 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:23,568 Anyway, what about you? 331 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,441 Do you like what you do? - I do, for the most part. 332 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,486 You know, I like to keep a low profile 333 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,879 when I'm on the road. 334 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,794 I find if people know that I'm coming in advance, 335 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,143 they tend to put on a big show, 336 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841 and I never know what's genuine, so. 337 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,278 - Yeah, that must be tough. 338 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,195 - Okay, I don't even know where to start with this menu. 339 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,458 - I'm a plant. [Sighs heavily] 340 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,416 - I'm sorry? 341 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,157 - You were talking about never knowing what's genuine, 342 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,680 and uh... 343 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,552 I can't keep this up. 344 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,423 I work at the motel, 345 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,863 and my coworkers thought it would be a good idea 346 00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:00,127 for me to like, talk up the motel. 347 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:03,826 Uh, but the more we talked, the worse I felt. 348 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,394 [Exhales] 349 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,182 - So you cracked before we even ordered drinks? 350 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,751 - Yeah. It turns out I'm really bad at this. 351 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,971 - Ah. - [Laughs] 352 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,191 Anyway, I'll leave you to lunch. 353 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,540 - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hang-hang on a second. 354 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,980 Okay, look, the problem is, 355 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,851 I eat most of my meals by myself. 356 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,114 So when there's a beautiful woman sitting across from me, 357 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,986 even if she is a con artist, 358 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,292 I welcome the company. 359 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,859 Please. 360 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,299 - Okay. 361 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,522 Moira: Gals, let's welcome our dear friend, Jocelyn, 362 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,002 back into the circle. 363 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,568 - Oh, should we be in a circle? 364 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,833 - It's not top secret, 365 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,487 we all know Jocelyn has trouble being honest. 366 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,141 - Do we all know that? 367 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,361 - Wrong word, okay. Authentic. 368 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,493 - I think I can take it from here, Moira. 369 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,886 - All right, then. 370 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,628 - Gals, since the baby, 371 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,412 things have just been really tough. 372 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,197 - That's good, that's good, expand on that. 373 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,460 - Okay, and I feel like sometimes that my voice 374 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,897 isn't being heard in this group. 375 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,551 - Touch louder, Jocelyn. 376 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,335 - Just because I don't ask for your help, 377 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,468 doesn't mean that I don't need it! 378 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,731 - Just a little more specific, we're all here to help you. 379 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,559 - Okay, okay, well, Ronnie. 380 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,257 I know that you've been getting a lot of massages lately, 381 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,259 because they're supposed to help with your bad back, 382 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,087 and stabilize your mood, 383 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,915 but I haven't noticed an improvement! 384 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,309 And sometimes you sing too softly. 385 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,137 - Agree to disagree. 386 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,921 - And Twyla-- - I'm sorry, I'll sing louder. 387 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,141 - Nope, you are singing too loud. 388 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,751 - Wonderful, let it out, Jocelyn. 389 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,535 - And Moira. 390 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,363 - Okay, we can stop it there for today. 391 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:49,540 - We are all sick and tired of hearing about Bosnia. 392 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,891 - Yep. - It's Bosnia this, 393 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,936 and "Crows" that, and Blajka-- 394 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,938 - We're just grasping at straws now, Jocelyn. 395 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,679 But this has been a fruitful exercise, 396 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,681 don't we all feel better? 397 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,031 Look at Twyla, look how moved she is. 398 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,252 - Oh no, I'm fine. 399 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,040 - I've actually seen a few photos of this place, 400 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,476 it looks pretty good. 401 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,217 - Yeah, the facade would indicate otherwise, 402 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,697 but I trust you on this. - Oh. 403 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,701 You know, when I moved here and got a room with Ray, 404 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,485 I didn't know how long I was gonna be staying. 405 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,661 - Mhmm... - And now here we are. 406 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,621 - For me this is bittersweet because on the one hand, 407 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,710 I could lose you as a roommate, Patrick, 408 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,886 but on the other, I would gain the commission. 409 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,583 [Laughs] 410 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,458 As you can see, this is open concept. 411 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,461 - Oh wow. It's good, eh, David? 412 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,203 - I thought this was the penthouse. 413 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,119 - Uh, it is the top floor of three floors. 414 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,730 - You said this was a one-bedroom. 415 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:52,038 - It is, in the sense that it's a one-bed room. 416 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,954 Any more beds, and you'd be in trouble. 417 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,261 Although bunk beds can be fun. - Fireplace? 418 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,177 - Yeah, which I'm sure would heat the room quite quickly, 419 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,874 considering it's just one big... 420 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,920 open space. 421 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,966 - I like the exposed brick. 422 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,924 It's actually a pretty decent size. 423 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,187 - Yeah. Speaking of size, 424 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,363 Ray, I've yet to see a closet. 425 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,192 Is there a... is there a walk-in that I'm missing? 426 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,325 - Oh, the closet is right over here. 427 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,156 This is what small-space realtors refer to as, 428 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,027 a "step-in" closet. 429 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,942 - What do you think, David? 430 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,858 It's pretty perfect, huh? - Yeah, it's pretty. 431 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,209 Y-yeah. 432 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,343 ♪♪♪ 433 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,388 - Not to jeopardize our review any further, 434 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,477 but would you mind not blowing my cover? 435 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,131 - Don't worry, I got it. 436 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,178 - Look who's back in da house! 437 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,876 Johnny: Safe and sound, Ms. Felmington. 438 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,009 Feeling okay about everything? 439 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,011 - That's a weird thing to say, 440 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,665 but yes, I am. 441 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,276 - I turned down your bed for you, 442 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,104 but I didn't have any chocolates, 443 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,758 so I left a doggie bag of pot roast on your pillow. 444 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,065 - Oh. Well, that's uh... 445 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,198 unnecessarily generous of you, Ro-lahnd. 446 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,765 You know, I did have a couple of requests, actually. 447 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,463 - Yes, of course. 448 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,378 - I was wondering if Ro-lahnd could make a reservation 449 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,423 at the cafe tonight for Ms. Felmington and I? 450 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,077 - Uh... hm! 451 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,254 - Do we have sign-off from Ms. Felmington? 452 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,691 - We do. Emir: Great. 453 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,737 One more thing, you mentioned room service, 454 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,217 I would love an English breakfast tea to the room, 455 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,914 and maybe one for Ms. Felmington. 456 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,742 - Oh, absolutely. 457 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,526 Johnny, Emir would like some tea, 458 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,398 and so would Ms. Felmington. 459 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,095 - Yes, and I'll show you where you can find that... 460 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,315 Ro-lahnd. 461 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,534 - Mrs. Felmington, may I speak with you for a minute? 462 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,449 - I'm really tired, can this wait? 463 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,105 - Mhmm. 464 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,933 Thanks. 465 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,674 Hm. 466 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,328 - So, dinner tonight? 467 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,766 - Yeah, yeah, if it's all right with you, 468 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,289 I-I wouldn't mind getting to know the real 469 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,117 Ms. Felmington a little more. 470 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,337 - It is all right with me. 471 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,731 - Although it is a little unethical, 472 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,081 just between you and I, 473 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,865 so why don't I go write this review, 474 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,388 and then I won't have to feel guilty later? 475 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,303 - Okay. - Okay? All right. 476 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,044 After you. - Oh! Oh! That's... 477 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,654 not my room. 478 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,047 - Right, yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to. 479 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,660 - I mean, I know it's like the first place 480 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,097 that we've looked at, but... 481 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,447 there's just something very homey about it to me. 482 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,840 - Yeah, a sentiment shared by inmates, 483 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,581 after their first couple years in jail. 484 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,409 - Okay, so you hate it. 485 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,891 - No. No. 486 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,372 No, it's just if I've learned anything from "House Hunters", 487 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,635 you always to see the loft space, 488 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,203 the charming English cottage, and the renovated craftsman 489 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,769 that you don't really wanna take, 490 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,467 but the producers are gonna force you to see anyway, 491 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,122 before you make any major decisions. 492 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,689 - Gentlemen, I have one more thing to show you. 493 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,169 - How are we still on this fucking tour?! 494 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,084 - Just... - You'll thank me later, 495 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,826 but uh, no more worrying about door open, door closed. 496 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,567 All you have to do is open the curtain... 497 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,658 - [Gasps] - to the bathroom! 498 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,184 - Ray, can we just have a moment? 499 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,882 - Absolutely. I'll just wait in the bathroom. 500 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,148 Curtain open, or curtain closed? 501 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,366 - Oh, closed! - Closed, I think. 502 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,585 - Mhmm. 503 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,588 - Don't worry, we'll be putting a door on there. 504 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,807 - But I don't know if I wanna put a door on the bathroom! 505 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,679 I don't know if I love this place. 506 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,246 And I'm not just saying that 507 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,030 because the lack of closet space 508 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,249 will inevitably force us to break up, 509 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,381 I just sorta feel like... 510 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,383 if we're going to be moving in together, 511 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,169 we should both be totally on board. 512 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,563 - I totally understand, David. 513 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,827 - Good. 514 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,525 - It's just that I was looking at this place like... 515 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,963 just for me. 516 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,793 - Oh. 517 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,534 Okay, it's just that you had said 518 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,536 that we were going to see p-places. 519 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,234 - Right, yeah, so like, more of a general "we". 520 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,410 Because I knew that you'd be staying over here quite a bit, 521 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,630 and that you'd probably have an opinion about it. 522 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,198 - Sure. Well then, you know, 523 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,026 in that case, if this just for you, 524 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,811 and occasionally me, - [Laughs] 525 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,597 - I think it's cute. 526 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,209 - Wait, does this mean that you were ready to move in with me? 527 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,038 - No. - No? Hmm. 528 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,606 - No, it's a closet space, and a timing thing. 529 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,478 - Uh-huh. Yeah. 530 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,307 - So... you know, maybe we can negotiate down the line... 531 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,658 at some point. - Hmm. 532 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,747 Ray: I can barely hear your conversation. 533 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,229 Are we sure we want the door? 534 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,536 - Are you sure? - Up to you. 535 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,368 [Birds chirp] 536 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,631 - There's a little piece of press you might wanna read. 537 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,764 - Oh, if I've died again, I swear to God! 538 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,549 - We are a "must-stay". 539 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,985 - What?! 540 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,902 - [Reads] "The Rosebud Motel is a must-stay 541 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,731 for any road-tripper, or weary traveller. 542 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,386 This charming, lovingly restored, 543 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,563 roadside motel is a welcome pit-stop for anyone 544 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,740 looking for a clean room, and first-rate hospitality." 545 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,047 - Compared to what, a haunted house? 546 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:10,530 - "In fact, Johnny Rose and his Guest Services Manager, 547 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,706 will go almost too far out of their way 548 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,056 to ensure a pleasant stay." 549 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,841 - How do I sign up for this turndown service? 550 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,974 Is there a clipboard, or something?