1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:04,004 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:07,616 - It's the last day of our auditions, Moira. 3 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:09,313 We might have to lower our standards 4 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:10,967 if we're gonna find our lead. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,883 - Lowering your standards is a slippery slope, Jocelyn. 6 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,537 Next thing I know you'll be telling me 7 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,104 we'll be staging this production 8 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,671 at the school gymnasium. 9 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:22,979 [Gasps] Very dapper, Mr. Rose! 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,895 Like the maestro of a Lebanese orchestra. 11 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,549 - Congratulations Johnny, 12 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,420 I never thought I'd see this little motel 13 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:31,248 recognized for anything, 14 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,772 besides the occasional cockroach! 15 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:37,037 [Laughs] I made myself laugh there. 16 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,387 - Well, always nice to be nominated, Jocelyn. 17 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,476 but I'm not putting too much stock in... 18 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,652 regional hospitality awards. 19 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,480 - The revisions for your acceptance speech 20 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:46,872 are on the vanity, dear. 21 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,483 - Oh thank you, sweetheart. 22 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:51,573 So how's the uh, casting hunt going? 23 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,618 - Oh, disconsolate, John. 24 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,317 We may be looking at putting an ad in broadwayworld.com. 25 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,667 Perhaps there's a chorus girl on holiday, 26 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,147 looking for a leg up. 27 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,757 - Okay, hi! 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,454 First of all, I'd like to remind you 29 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:05,674 that this is a live-work space, 30 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,676 and second, fine, I'll do it. 31 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,112 - Do what, dear? 32 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,071 - I'll step in as the star of your musical. 33 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:13,116 - No! 34 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,119 No, with your responsibilities as our in-house publicist, 35 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,774 I couldn't ask you to do that now. 36 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,254 - Okay, well, you seem pretty desperate, 37 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,733 so I'm happy to help. 38 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,213 Johnny: Well Moira, I'd consider it. 39 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,823 I mean, we did spend all that money 40 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:27,130 flying in Barbara Streisand's vocal coach 41 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:30,829 that summer Alexis wanted to be the next Jessica Simpson. 42 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,354 - Alexis, a brief stint on a reality show, 43 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:36,313 that's one thing, but... acting, that's-- 44 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,228 - Um, the producers of "A Little Bit Alexis" 45 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,143 insisted that I take acting classes 46 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,753 after we started shooting, so. 47 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:44,147 - Almost makes me want to try out for it myself. 48 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:47,237 - Okay, now we're all just getting the sillies. 49 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:50,240 Best we stick to our award-nominated day jobs. 50 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,199 - Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song 51 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,157 that she could sing for the audition. 52 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,854 - Audition? 53 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:57,029 Okay, do I have to remind you 54 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,727 about the album that I released? 55 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,121 - Moira, what's the worst that can happen? 56 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:04,211 - Besides the inevitable accusations of nepotism! 57 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,603 - Well, for what it's worth, Alexis, 58 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,605 I always thought "Hampton's Hoes" 59 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,303 was quite catchy. 60 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,870 - Boop! [Humming] 61 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:18,355 ♪♪♪ 62 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,184 [Door opens] 63 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,838 Johnny: Oh, Stevie. 64 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,492 You look very nice. 65 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:26,842 - No, I don't. - Uh, yes, you do! 66 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:30,280 Very spiffy! That's a lovely dress. 67 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,239 - I literally pulled it out of the laundry, Mr. Rose. 68 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,154 I've had it forever. 69 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,677 - You know it's not a bad thing to admit 70 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,898 you really care about these awards, Stevie. 71 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:42,162 You're bringing a bag? 72 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,947 You know, I almost brought a change of clothes myself. 73 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,644 Moira told me to pack a second suit 74 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,298 for the afterparty, but uh, 75 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,344 who am I, George Clooney? [Chuckles] 76 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,433 - No, Mr. Rose, that's a weekend bag. 77 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,348 I'm going away for the weekend. 78 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:55,653 - Oh. 79 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,003 - I told you I'm taking Monday off! 80 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:01,050 - Yeah, but I didn't know you were going someplace. 81 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:04,227 - Uh, Emir is presenting at the awards, 82 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:07,056 so I just thought I might drive around with him 83 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,884 for a few days after. 84 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:13,018 - Oh... so it sounds like you two are getting... 85 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,846 pretty serious? 86 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,980 - Uh, I guess we'll see what happens this weekend. 87 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:20,025 Roland: Hello, guys, uh... 88 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,114 whoa! [Chuckles] 89 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,768 Look at us! Who are we? 90 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,553 Brad Pitt and his handsome brother? 91 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,511 And Johnny? 92 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:28,773 - Why the jacket, Roland? 93 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,471 You know you're not going to the awards. 94 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,777 - Johnny, you asked me to manage the motel 95 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,214 while you were away. 96 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,780 I'm not gonna show up just dressed 97 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:38,130 like some schlub off the street! 98 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:39,784 - Like you do every day? 99 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:42,613 - Wow, okay. This one puts on a dress 100 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,007 and suddenly she's Rita Rudner. 101 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,227 Guys, I am really gonna miss this... 102 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,011 workplace banter. 103 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,882 - We are coming back, Roland. - Oh. 104 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:54,059 - At least I'm coming back, I don't know about Stevie. 105 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,800 - Oh my God, we should really get going. 106 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,846 - How about one picture before we go? 107 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,804 Roland: Great idea, okay. 108 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,328 Stevie, do you mind? 109 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:02,633 Here we go. 110 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:06,202 - I meant a picture of me and Stevie. 111 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,987 - Absolutely, no, that makes perfect sense. 112 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,554 [Laughs] Okay. 113 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,469 And everybody... 114 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,297 - Put Mr. Rose in it. 115 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,125 [Camera clicks] 116 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,170 - I just don't get the big reveal, it's a bathroom. 117 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:20,564 - It's not just a bathroom, David, it's a passion project. 118 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,174 - I'd kill to be that passionate about a bathroom 119 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,480 that you've now decided to open up 120 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,134 to the entire town. 121 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,744 - Yeah well, we can't afford to keep a private bathroom, 122 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,964 David, we're losing customers to the cafe. 123 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,618 Besides, you're the one who started serving booze 124 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,228 at those evening events. 125 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,056 - Um, those evening events are part of a summer series. 126 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,623 - Oh... - We sold 30 dreamcatchers 127 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,320 at that Cosmic Meditation Clinic. 128 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,713 - Huh. 129 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,282 [Bell on door jingles] 130 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,240 - Yeah, you know what? You were right. 131 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,546 It does look beautiful. 132 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,722 - What the f... - So, I'm confused. 133 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,376 Where does the bathroom start, 134 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,247 and all this garbage end? 135 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,075 - Ronnie swore this would be done today. 136 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,469 Ronnie: Yep, but you ran out of tiles. 137 00:04:57,035 --> 00:05:00,169 It doesn't help that you picked the most expensive ones. 138 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,084 - Okay, you asked for my opinion, 139 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,260 I don't know how much Romanian marble costs! 140 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,262 - I was hoping to get my hands on a few more 141 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,570 in an hour or so, but that is TBC at this point. 142 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,920 - Okay, Ronnie, uh, this installation 143 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,922 was just supposed to last two days. 144 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,837 And now half of our store is covered in tarps, 145 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,665 and David's organized some writers' retreat 146 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,320 for tomorrow night. - It's a calligraphy workshop. 147 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,670 - We're working as fast as we can, 148 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,585 you have my cell! 149 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:27,849 - Could you have not at least asked her to finesse the tarps? 150 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,546 I mean, there's green tape everywhere! 151 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,462 - The tarps aren't staying up, David. 152 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,072 This bathroom's getting finished today, 153 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,335 because that's what we discussed, 154 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,162 that's what's gonna happen. - Okay, 155 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,686 it's just that you waited until after she left 156 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,514 to put your lil' foot down, so I'm just not sure 157 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,080 if she's aware of that plan. 158 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,734 - She obviously thinks we're a couple of pushovers. 159 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,693 - Okay, speak for yourself. 160 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,564 All I did was pick out some gorgeous tile. 161 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:48,870 [Patrick laughs wryly] 162 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,480 [Birds chirp] 163 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:51,655 - I'm pregnant. 164 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:57,008 That's it, that's the end of my audition. 165 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,271 - Indeed it is. - I'm fine with nudity. 166 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,012 - Not necessary. 167 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,362 Thank you. 168 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,410 - She looks like she may have seen the inside 169 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:10,195 of a smoky German bar or two. 170 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,633 Who knows, a haircut, some dance lessons... 171 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,417 - Moira, I feel like we're really scraping 172 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,679 the bottom of the barrel here. 173 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,812 I think that we should bring Alexis in. 174 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:20,641 - Jabberwocky! There are still stones left unturned! 175 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,599 - Okay, you're actively trying to prevent 176 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:25,080 Alexis from auditioning here, and I don't want to get 177 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,038 in the middle of some mother daughter competition thing, 178 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,432 - Competition! Nothing of the sort. 179 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:32,130 No, Alexis just doesn't have the... 180 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,045 life experience. - Really? 181 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,699 Because according to her stories... 182 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:38,310 - Well, she's had her fair share of adventures, yes. 183 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:41,444 But the role of Sally Bowles requires an actress 184 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:44,316 who can mine a deeper, darker cave. 185 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,580 A woman encumbered with secrets she will... 186 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,625 take with her to the tomb. 187 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,453 Hence the high praise Gina Gershon and I 188 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,368 received for the role. 189 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,935 - You know what, Moira? 190 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:55,458 I'm gonna bring Alexis in. 191 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,634 And don't worry, I will handle the audition, 192 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,810 so it is less of a struggle for you. 193 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,899 - Fine, you're on your own. 194 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:05,120 [Truck horn blares, horns honk] 195 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,556 - Boy, it looks like 196 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,993 "Best Customer Service in a Motel Under 20 Units" 197 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,691 is up fifth, that's the big one. 198 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:13,258 - Okay. - Yeah. 199 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:16,000 Stevie, if we win, and I know that's a big "if," 200 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,742 do you think you'll be doing any talking up there? 201 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,744 - It's all you, Mr. Rose. - Okay. 202 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,921 - Excuse me, is this the children's table? 203 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,576 - [Laughs] Young at heart, maybe. 204 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,926 Johnny Rose, but I'm sure you remember me, Emir, 205 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,276 You declared our motel a "must stay". 206 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,365 - How could I forget, Mr. Rose, good to see you. 207 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,976 And you are? 208 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:36,238 - Uh, I'm just waiting for my date. 209 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,805 So that seat's taken. 210 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,155 - Oh, well, can I uh... buy you a drink while you wait? 211 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,026 - I guess, but he won't be too happy about it. 212 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,854 - From what I've heard, he'll take what he can get. 213 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,943 so you're probably safe. - I should point out, 214 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,380 they have been coming by with drink trays. 215 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,992 - Oh yeah, we'll just go to the bar. 216 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:54,038 - Okay, well, I'm sure you have some catching up to do. 217 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,387 [Laughs] 218 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,869 ♪♪♪ 219 00:07:58,913 --> 00:07:59,957 [Dog barks] 220 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,350 - David, look. 221 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,657 Ronnie is sitting in that booth with Roland, 222 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,485 laughing about something. 223 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,269 [Ronnie laughs loudly] - Okay. 224 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,271 - She says she's working as fast as she can. 225 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:10,664 We don't have a bathroom, David! 226 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:11,926 - I'm well aware of that. 227 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,667 - You know, my uncle's a contractor. 228 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,886 I know how this works, you've gotta stay on top of it, 229 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,149 or they will find a million reasons to just drag it out. 230 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,500 - Mhmm, well, my ex-best friend was a crisis manager, 231 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,937 and she told me multiple times, 232 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,939 not to talk to anyone. 233 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,506 Especially while they're eating. 234 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,943 So I'm gonna just... 235 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,684 [Patrick sighs] 236 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,819 Roland: Oh hey, Pat. What are you doing? 237 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:38,169 Playing hooky, or did the store finally close? 238 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,693 - [Laughs] 239 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,912 I don't laugh a lot, but that was good. 240 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,088 - That is funny, especially considering we are open, 241 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,525 but hey, who knows for how long? 242 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,135 Because right now, it sorta looks like 243 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,919 a quarantine station. 244 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,442 - I'm sorry, are you implying something? 245 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:51,966 - You know, I'm just saying, 246 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,576 uh, the bathroom's supposed to be done today, 247 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,404 and you say you're working as fast as you can, 248 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,580 but uh, here I find you with Roland. 249 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,539 - Okay, FYI. 250 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,931 Roland is the hook-up for your tiles. 251 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,629 His cousin, Arnie, gets them at cost. 252 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:06,807 So I thought I would thank Roland by buying him lunch. 253 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,417 Because that's how I do business. 254 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,901 - Makes sense. I was just sort of uh... 255 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,729 checking in. 256 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,252 - I could always cancel the order, 257 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,036 if that's how you wanna do business. 258 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,472 Roland: Ooh! Ouch. 259 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,431 I would run out and get some aloe vera pal, 260 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,781 'cause you just got burned. 261 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,957 - Hi, is everything okay? 262 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,916 - I don't know, you tell me. 263 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,309 - Yeah, no, I was just uh, telling Ronnie what a... 264 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,834 what a great job she's doing on the bathroom. 265 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,705 And uh, we should get back to the store. 266 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,533 - Okay, do you still need to use the restroom? 267 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,622 - What? Nope! Uh, came here for you. 268 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,668 So... we should go. 269 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,933 - Thanks for checking in. 270 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,718 - Is everything okay? You look more pale than normal. 271 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,546 [Birds chirp] 272 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,026 - Okay. 273 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,723 Hi, my name is Alexis Rose, 274 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:56,073 represented by Alexis Rose Talent. 275 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:59,555 - Okay, what are you gonna be singing for us today, Alexis? 276 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,775 - I have chosen to perform the title track 277 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,865 off of my critically reviewed, limited reality series, 278 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,606 "A Little Bit Alexis." - Ooh! 279 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,564 - Feel free to sing along if you know the words. 280 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,827 - Okay. 281 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,481 - [Clears throat] 282 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,352 [Loud dance music plays] 283 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:21,751 ♪♪♪ 284 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,666 Are you ready? 285 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,537 Let's do it. 286 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,322 ♪ I'm a Lamborghini 287 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,193 ♪ I'm a Hollywood star 288 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,978 ♪ I'm a little bit tipsy 289 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,849 ♪ When I drive my car 290 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,634 ♪ I'm expensive sushi 291 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,548 ♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht 292 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,420 ♪ I'm a little bit single 293 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,291 ♪ Even when I'm not 294 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,076 ♪ Ah! Ah! 295 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,078 ♪ I'm little bit... [Ah ah] 296 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:47,821 ♪ I'm a little bit... [Ah ah] 297 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,519 ♪ I'm a little bit of la la la-la-la-la-la ♪ 298 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,129 ♪ A little bit Alexis 299 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,001 ♪ La la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis... ♪ 300 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,916 - Oh wow, okay. 301 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,744 - ♪ La-la-la... - Just wonderful. 302 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,529 - Okay, yeah, I still actually had a few more verses. 303 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:03,184 And in the last verse, I really get to showcase my range. 304 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,533 - Oh no, you know what? 305 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,318 I think that just that 30 seconds is... 306 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,234 more than enough to go off of, yeah. 307 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,801 - Are you saying I booked it? 308 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,673 - Great question! Jocelyn? 309 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:18,547 - Well, we do have to see all the other candidates. 310 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,855 But we will definitely get back to you. 311 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,900 - Okay. Okay. 312 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,295 Oooh! [Giggles] 313 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,297 - Oh... 314 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,213 [Sighs] 315 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,693 - So what do we think? 316 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,957 - Well, there is a place for her... somewhere. 317 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,482 - On stage?! - No! 318 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,441 Moira, I saw your talent, and I thought, 319 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,922 well, the apple can't fall far from the tree. 320 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,098 - Different orchard, Jocelyn. 321 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,057 Though I do admire the confidence. 322 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,536 - What are we gonna do now? 323 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,278 - "We?" We are at the precise intersection 324 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,586 of which I tried to steer us clear. 325 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,676 No, Babs Streisand's vocal coach quit the business 326 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,549 after just two lessons with our sweet Alexis. 327 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,551 He now lives in a monastery. 328 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:15,560 [Awards audience applauds] 329 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,214 [Muzak plays] 330 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,781 - Wow, it took a while to get the drinks, 331 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,262 yet, I don't see any drinks. 332 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,482 - Oh uh, we just finished them at the bar. 333 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,875 - Oh, I see. 334 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,008 Well, you got back at the perfect time. 335 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:31,402 Elmdale Moto Lodge just won "Best Motel Suite." 336 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,709 Coincidentally, the Hospies Committee 337 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,711 just had their retreat there last fall. 338 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,496 I'm not saying something's up, but uh... 339 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,324 - Okay... Emcee: Our next award... 340 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,718 - So, what are you doing after this? 341 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,112 - Oh, well, I happen to have a king suite 342 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,809 at the Elmdale Moto Lodge 343 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,116 in exchange for presenting an award today, so... 344 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,857 - Well, I did pack a bag. 345 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,554 - Oh my. 346 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,469 - Just thought I'd tag along with you for a few days, 347 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,211 you know, tour the best and brightest 348 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,300 in dusty roadside accommodations. 349 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,997 - Oh! 350 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,912 - I will be traveling with royalty, after all. 351 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,437 Johnny: Getting close, Stevie. Stay calm! 352 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,787 - Wait, I'm sorry, I-I'm not sure 353 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,397 if we're still joking around. 354 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,008 - Well, I took Monday off, 355 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,576 and I know you have a few more motels to hit, so... 356 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,187 - Oh! Yeah... 357 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,711 no, that would be fine. 358 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,235 - That would be fine? 359 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,802 That's the kind of reaction you want. 360 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,455 - No, I'm sorry, sorry, I just, I... 361 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,805 you just caught me a little off guard. 362 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,241 I just wanna make sure that we're still 363 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,852 on the same page here. - Yeah, totally. 364 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,159 - Yeah... good, good, okay. 365 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,900 'cause you know, I thought this was just something great 366 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,338 that happened when it happened. 367 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,079 - It is. - Stevie! 368 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,471 - [Gasps] 369 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,125 - I mean, you know, I'm on the road so much, 370 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,605 and you've got the motel to run, 371 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,172 I don't see any of that changing any time soon. 372 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,349 - Okay. 373 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,612 But what if it could change? 374 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:55,486 - I'm sorry, I-I don't see that happening for either of us. 375 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,184 - Oh. 376 00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,142 Emcee: The winner is... 377 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,883 Rosebud Motel. 378 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,885 - Oh! Yessssss! 379 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931 Stevie, we did it! 380 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,671 [Laughs] Oh my God! 381 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,239 Ohhhh! 382 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,893 [Audience applauds] 383 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,721 Stevie! 384 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,549 Look at her, she's stunned! 385 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,552 [Birds chirp] 386 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,076 [Box thumps] 387 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,036 - Um... 388 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,735 hey! - Hey! 389 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,258 You're home. 390 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,956 I was just gonna leave you that little note 391 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,654 and a box of chocolates. 392 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,743 - I got the part, didn't I? 393 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,745 Come in, come in! 394 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,529 [Alexis squeals, Jocelyn laughs nervously] 395 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,488 - Ohhh... 396 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,185 - Yay! Nom nom! 397 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,795 - I now see that there are different ways 398 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,668 to interpret chocolates. 399 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,975 Alexis, I just wanted to say... 400 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,933 Moira: Am I hearing Jocelyn? 401 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,979 - Yeah, she's come to tell me the good news! 402 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,937 - Oh, did she? 403 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,679 Chocolates? Are we celebrating, Jocelyn? 404 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,116 - The chocolates were a mistake. 405 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,945 Alexis, after very careful consideration, 406 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:08,603 I've decided that you are overqualified for the role. 407 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,648 - I know, but I'm totally fine with that. 408 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,956 - And I really value you as our in-house publicist. 409 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,438 - Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can see where this is going. 410 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,788 - Part of me thinks that maybe we should give the role 411 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,269 to somebody who really needs it. 412 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,053 - Oh Alexis, I wanted to fight for you, 413 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:27,013 but I had to recuse myself as your Mummy! 414 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,840 - Okay, um... 415 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,973 Who did you pick? 416 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,019 - We're still looking. 417 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,499 - So you picked no one over me? 418 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,895 - That would be a Jocelyn question. 419 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,247 - Maybe there's a better role for you. 420 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,815 - What's better than the lead? 421 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,557 - Yes, I'm curious about that as well. 422 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,168 - Kit Kat Club Dancer Number Six! 423 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,301 Hah! - Sorry? 424 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,042 - She doesn't have a lot of lines, 425 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,913 but she has a very sexy costume, 426 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,002 and a lot of face time on stage, 427 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,091 which I know that you love... - I love both of those things. 428 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,919 Okay, um... 429 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,529 would that require like, another audition? 430 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,140 - No, no! 431 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,793 No, the part is yours. 432 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,797 - Jocelyn, how wonderfully generous of us. 433 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,538 - Okay. 434 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,671 Well, I'm guess I'll have to put you in touch with my agent. 435 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,369 But I think you already have her number. 436 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,024 And we'll get going on negotiations! 437 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,940 - I would have my agent accept that offer, dear. 438 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,420 - Yes. 439 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,595 [Audience applauds, music plays] 440 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,988 - Thank you. 441 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,468 Woo! How 'bout that, partner, huh? 442 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,688 Not bad for a couple of years' work. 443 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,907 Hey trust me, I'm just as shocked as you are. 444 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:39,476 But this is ours, and no one can take it from us. 445 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,043 - Sorry, Sir, uh, I'm gonna need to take that 446 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,697 for the next category. 447 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,438 We'll be mailing yours in six to eight weeks, 448 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,961 along with the bill. Okay, great. 449 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,354 - Yeah, okay. 450 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,051 Well, that's probably for the best, 451 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,140 I mean, I don't wanna be lugging that thing around 452 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,055 to all the after-parties. - Mhmm. 453 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,666 - So, Stevie, I thought we'd go for a... 454 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,754 celebratory dinner, huh? 455 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,887 - Yeah. 456 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,455 - Unless that steps on your plans with Emir? 457 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,065 - Nope, there's no more plans anymore, 458 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,893 so, whatever you wanna do. 459 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,462 - Your weekend plans got pushed, or...? 460 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,985 - Uh no, just cancelled. 461 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,769 It was a stupid idea anyways. 462 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,902 I don't know what I was thinking. 463 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,644 [Sobs quietly] 464 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,994 - Okay, well, you know what, 465 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,865 if it's okay with you, 466 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,780 why don't we beat the traffic, and just... 467 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,392 just head home, 'cause I gotta be honest, I'm... 468 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,090 I'm feeling awfully tired, actually. 469 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,571 - Mr. Rose, I know how important this is to you. 470 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,617 - Oh Stevie, we got what we came for. 471 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,837 Well, we didn't actually get it, they took it back. 472 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,491 I mean, what kind of cheap-ass award show 473 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,970 takes back an award?! 474 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,190 - Mr. Rose, I don't think I can go back out there. 475 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,366 - Well, tell you what, you stay here, 476 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,542 I'll grab your bag, and maybe... 477 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,109 a few shrimp for the road? 478 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,329 - Yeah, thanks. 479 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,157 [Choked sob] 480 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,117 [Sighs] 481 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,206 Patrick: I don't regret what I did. 482 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,990 - Well, look who it is. 483 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,082 - Ronnie, we want to apologize 484 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,909 for the miscommunication this afternoon. 485 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,215 - We? 486 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,956 - What's that? 487 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:12,308 - This is just a, an expression of our continued appreciation. 488 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,137 - I don't see any of that blue cheese in here. 489 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,008 - David, did you put any of the blue cheese 490 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,314 in there for Ronnie? 491 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,099 - That cheese was very expensive. 492 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,144 - We'd be happy to run some over. 493 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:26,148 So what would be the update on the tiles, then? 494 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,629 - Funny you should ask. 495 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,935 I was just heading out to run them over. 496 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,328 - Ah! - Hmm. 497 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938 - So I wonder if you still need the basket, then. 498 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,897 - Oh, I still need the basket. 499 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,420 - So uh, does this mean that the whole project 500 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,074 could be wrapped up then, by tonight? 501 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,946 - Did I just say that I was heading out right now? 502 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,123 - Yes, she did! - She did, great. 503 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,733 - Uh so, should we just jump in with you? 504 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,561 - I don't think so. 505 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,476 - What about just me then, Ronnie? 506 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,870 [Truck door opens then slams shut] 507 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,829 - This went well... 508 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,135 I think. - Yeah. 509 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:00,965 [Clothes rustle] 510 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,534 [Sniffles] 511 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,145 [Knocking] 512 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,591 [Groans] 513 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201 - Well, hello, you! 514 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,247 - Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here? 515 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,424 - I thought you and I might celebrate your big award! 516 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,773 - Come in. 517 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,690 - Oh, thank you. 518 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:34,695 - And I was made aware there was a loss, as well. 519 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132 - Yeah. 520 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,265 Turns out, someone who's been working the front desk 521 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,876 of a motel her whole life isn't exactly a turn-on. 522 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,880 - I was speaking of his loss. 523 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,535 Stevie, underneath the brambly tartan blousant 524 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,493 is a chrysalis, 525 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:53,496 just bursting with potential. 526 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:57,283 - [Sighs] Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. 527 00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,199 - Yes, perhaps she just needs a... 528 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,376 bit of a shock to her daily routine. 529 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,595 - That's kind of what I was going for, Mrs. Rose. 530 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,467 - Well, the kind of shock I'm referring to, Stevie, 531 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,730 will not come in the form of a man. 532 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,733 - What is this? 533 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,039 - Oh, just a gift that once jolted me out 534 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,216 of my little podunk routine. 535 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,697 - Me, in front of people? 536 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,004 I am not an actor. 537 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,311 - And neither is the lead in the play. 538 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:29,010 She's simply a headstrong young woman, 539 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,142 who's been knocked about a few times, 540 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:35,190 and... looking to make the most of herself. 541 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,323 - [Sighs] Did Mr. Rose put you up to this? 542 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,847 - No, this inspired piece of stunt-casting 543 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,675 was an idea all my own. 544 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,461 And we can't find anyone else. 545 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,117 - Thank you... - You're welcome. 546 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,727 I should've led with this. 547 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,686 Please tell me you can sing. 548 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,470 - I sing in the car. 549 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,950 - Good enough. 550 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,257 Okay. Peruse. 551 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,519 At your leisure. 552 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,999 - Okay. 553 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,958 Oh, I see you've opened a bottle of wine already, 554 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,960 I won't burden you with another. 555 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,310 Bye. 556 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,616 - Bye. 557 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,056 [Sniffles] 558 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,101 [Papers rustle] 559 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,106 [Wineglass rasps]