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>> John: WELCOME, WELCOME,

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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"

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I'M JOHN OLIVER, THANK YOU SO

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MUCH FOR JOINING US, AND

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NORMALLY, THIS IS WHERE

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WE'D DO A QUICK RECAP OF THE

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WEEK.

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BUT, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED,

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WE'VE BEEN OFF AIR FOR THE LAST

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FIVE MONTHS DUE TO THE WRITERS

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STRIKE -- WHICH I'M VERY HAPPY

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TO SAY IS OVER, AND EVEN HAPPIER

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TO SAY WAS SUCCESSFUL.

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SO INSTEAD OF RECAPPING THE LAST

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WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO START BY

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RECAPPING EVERYTHING THAT'S

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HAPPENED IN THE LAST FIVE

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MONTHS -- WHICH HAS BEEN A LOT.

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AND WE'LL BEGIN IN THE U.S.

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SENATE WITH THIS:

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>> I GOT A NEW STRAP --

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STRAP-ON HARNESS TODAY.

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I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT IT ON YOU.

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IT WILL FIT MY FAVORITE DILDO

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PERFECTLY.

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YOU'RE GOING TO LOOKO HOT.

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I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOUR COCK

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IN MY MOUTH.

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I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE

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BLOWJOB OF YOUR LIFE THEN I WANT

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YOU INSIDE OF ME.

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>> John: LOOK.

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I KNOW YOU MAY HAVE BEEN

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WONDERING, "WHAT'RE THEY GOING

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TO TALK ABOUT WHEN THEY COME

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BACK?

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WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT IT HAS TO

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BE THE FIRST THING THEY BRING

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UP?"

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WELL, IT'S THIS.

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SINCE THE MOMENT THE PHRASE

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"STRAP-ON HARNESS" CAREENED OUT

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MOUTH, IT WAS ALWAYS THIS.

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AND SURE, HE STUMBLES ON

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"STRAP-ON," BUT HE GLIDES

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"COCK IN MY MOUTH,"

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THEN STICKS THE LANDING ON

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"BLOWJOB OF YOUR LIFE" WHILE

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PUNCTUATING IT WITH A PERFECT

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IT'S A TRULY SUBLIME 25 SECONDS,

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AND IF WE DIDN'T HAVE SO MUCH TO

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PLAY IT ON REPEAT FOR THE REST

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OF THE SHOW.

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BUT CLEARLY, A LOT MORE HAPPENED

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IN THE WORLD OF POLITICS.

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THE SUPREME COURT EFFECTIVELY

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BANNED AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.

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TRUMP WAS INDICTED MULTIPLE

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TIMES, ONE OF WHICH GAVE US THIS

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MUG SHOT IN WHICH HE LOOKS LIKE

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HE'S STRUGGLING TO FIND WALDO ON

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A CROWDED SKI SLOPE.

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AND LAUREN BOEBERT WAS KICKED

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OUT OF A MUSICAL FOR

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INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.

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AND WHILE I WOULD LOVE TO JOKE

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ABOUT THAT, I DON'T WANT TO GET

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BOGGED DOWN IN IT.

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AFTER ALL, SHE WAS KICKED OUT OF

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THAT IS PROBABLY PUNISHMENT

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SO INSTEAD WE'RE GOING TO MOVE

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ON TO ITALY, WHERE ECONOMIC

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ON PRIME MINISTER GEORGIA

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ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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JUST BRIEFLY, THE INAPPROPRIATE

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BEHAVIOR THAT BOEBERT ENGAGED IN

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LOUD AND REFUSING TO STOP VAPING

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AROUND A PREGNANT WOMAN.

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WHICH WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO.

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BUT AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO GET

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INTO THAT TOO MUCH, BECAUSE IN

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ITALY, MARKETS ARE DUBIOUS THAT

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MELONI WILL BE ABLE TO --

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IT WAS "BEETLEJUICE," BY THE

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THAT WAS THE MUSICAL

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IT WAS A TOURING PRODUCTION OF

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"BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL."

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I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT.

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I'M NOT SAYING IT'D BE

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APPROPRIATE TO ENGAGE IN HIGH

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MUSICAL, BUT I JUST WANTED TO BE

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ABSOLUTELY CLEAR THAT THIS

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WASN'T ONE OF THE MORE

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"ROCKY HORROR" OR "CATS

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THAT'S QUITE LOUDLY ABOUT DEATH.

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I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU'RE GOING

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TO GET YOUR NIPPLES TWEAKED AND

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YOUR PIPE SQUEAKED, YOU SAVE

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THAT SHIT FOR "FIDDLER" LIKE A

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GODDAMN ADULT.

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BUT AGAIN, IT'S AN OLD STORY,

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IT'S BEEN RESOLVED, AND IT

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FUNDAMENTALLY DOESN'T MATTER.

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WHAT MATTERS IS, IN ITALY,

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SORRY, THERE IS JUST ONE MORE

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THING ABOUT LAUREN BOEBERT.

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REPORTS SAY THAT AFTER RECEIVING

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A WARNING AT INTERMISSION, THE

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FINAL COMPLAINT THAT LED TO HER

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BEING KICKED OUT CAME

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NOW, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE SHOW,

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THAT PUTS US COMFORTABLY INTO

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"THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND," A SONG

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WHERE BEETLEJUICE AND LIDIA

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GLEEFULLY TORTURE A SERIES OF

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VISITORS INCLUDING A GIRL SCOUT,

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A PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON, AND ONE

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OF THEIR NEIGHBORS.

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IT'S A SONG ABOUT HOW THEY LIKE

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THE SOUND OF TORTURED SCREAMS.

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IS IT THE LEAST SEXY THING

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PERSON CAN SIT THROUGH?

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THAT WOULD BE THIS

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BUT IT IS UP THERE.

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ANYWAY, AS SHE WAS BEING

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ESCORTED OUT OF THE THEATER, SHE

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APPARENT SAID "DO YOU KNOW WHO

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I AM?" AND "I WILL BE CONTACTING

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THE MAYOR."

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WHICH ARE TWO JUST

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CATASTROPHICALLY BAD DECISIONS.

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IF YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT FOR,

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"BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL," YOU'D

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HOPE NO ONE KNEW WHO YOU WERE

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AND YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT

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TO IMMEDIATELY GET ON THE PHONE

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WITH THE MAYOR TO TELL HIM WHAT

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AND THE THING IS, SADLY, THIS

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INCIDENT HAS NOW DERAILED ME SO

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MUCH, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO

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TALK ABOUT ITALY'S ECONOMIC

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STRUGGLES ANYMORE, SO -- MUCH

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NEVER GET TO KNOW HOW IT ALL

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TURNS OUT.

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INSTEAD, WE NEED TO CATCH UP ON

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WHAT HAPPENED IN NEWERSEY,

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WHOSE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR

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BOB MENENDEZ WAS INDICTED ON

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GOVERNMENT.

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AND WHILE HE HAS DENIED THOSE

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CHARGES, SOME OF THE DETAILS

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LOOK PRETTY BAD.

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>> THE INDICTMENT ALLEGES

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MENENDEZ AND HIS WIFE RECEIVED

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NEARLY A HALF MILLION DOLLARS IN

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CASH AND $150,000 WORTH OF GOLD

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PROSECUTORS ALSO SAY THAT THE

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DAY AFTER THE TWO RETURNED FROM

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A TRIP TO EGYPT, MENENDEZ

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ONE KILO OF GOLD WORTH?"

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>> John: YEAH, NOT GREAT, BOB!

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THAT IS PRETTY INCRIMINATING.

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NO ONE CASUALLY GOOGLES "HOW

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MUCH IS ONE KILO OF GOLD WORTH?"

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BECAUSE THEY'RE BORED.

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THEY GOOGLE, "DO BUTTERFLIES

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FEEL PAIN WHEN THEY FWAP THEIR

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WINGS?"

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"JUST HOW LITTLE LOVE CAN A

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PERSON LIVE ON?"

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AND "WHAT EXACTLY IS A

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TRAVIS KELCE?"

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"HOW MUCH IS ONE KILO OF GOLD

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WORTH?" IS AN INHERENTLY

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INCRIMINATING GOOGLE SEARCH,

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IT'S RIGHT UP THERE WITH "CAN

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YOU SNORT ADDERALL" OR "HOW TO

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GET BLOODSTAINS OUT OF YOUR

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WIFE."

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AND IT'S NOT JUST MENENDEZ WHO'S

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BEEN IN LEGAL JEOPARDY --

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PILLOW BARON MIKE LINDELL

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CONTINUES TO FACE LAWSUITS

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STEMMING FROM THE FALSE CLAIMS

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HE PROMOTED ABOUT VOTING

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MACHINES, AND A FEW WEEKS AGO, A

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DEPOSITION FROM ONE OF THOSE

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CASES CAME OUT, FEATURING THIS

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SPECTACULAR MOMENT, AS HE

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DISCUSSED WHAT SORT OF

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CUSTOMER SERVICE CALLS HIS

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COMPANY GETS.

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>> OKAY.

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AND I'M NOT ASKING ABOUT THE

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LUMPY PILLOW CALLS.

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>> NO, THEY'RE NOT LUMPY

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PILLOWS.

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THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY CALL ON.

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OKAY.

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WHEN YOU SAY LUMPY PILLOWS, NOW

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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, YOU GOT THAT,

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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS WHAT YOU

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ARE.

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>> MIKE, MIKE.

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>> NO, HE'S AN ASSHOLE.

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HE'S AN AMBULANCE-CHASING

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ASSHOLE.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

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LUMPY PILLOWS?

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KISS MY ASS.

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>> John: YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE

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THING ABOUT MIKE LINDELL IS THAT

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HE'S THE RARE EXAMPLE OF HOW

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RECOVERING FROM A CRACK

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ADDICTION CAN ACTIVELY MAKE YOU

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WORSE.

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ALTHOUGH, FOR THE RECORD, MIKE,

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IF THEY ARE NOT LUMPY PILLOWS,

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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS AMAZON

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LISTING FOR YOUR PRODUCT,

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FEATURING A VERY REAL EXCHANGE

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IN WHICH ONE CUSTOMER ASKS

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"SHOULD IT BE THIS LUMPY AND

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FLAT?

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I JUST GOT IT."

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AND ANOTHER REPLIES "MINE WAS/IS

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LUMPY."

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OR THIS REVIEW TITLED, "IT IS A

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BAG O' LUMPS."

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OR THIS ONE TITLED "LUMPY," WITH

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WE ALSO MISSED A BCH OF

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS, LIKE THE

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CORONATION OF KING CHARLES, THE

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WORLD'S OLDEST BOY, DURING WHICH

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HE SAID "I COME NOT TO BE

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SERVED, BUT TO SERVE."

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ALTHOUGH HE CLEARLY DIDN'T MEAN

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THAT IN THE SENSE OF

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"SERVING LOOKS," GIVEN THAT THIS

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IS HIS OFFICIAL CORONATION

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PORTRAIT, IN WHICH HE SEEMS TO

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BE AIMING FOR "SUCCESSFUL PIMP"

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BUT ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE SOMEONE

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WEARING A SET OF TACKY DRAPES

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OVER A LAKERS JERSEY.

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ALSO, TURKEY HAD AN ELECTION,

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WHICH ERDOGAN NARROWLY WON.

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AND, FOR ABOUT A DAY AND A HALF,

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IT SEEMED LIKE THERE GENUINELY

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MIGHT BE A COUP IN RUSSIA, WHICH

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ENDED WITH ITS LEADER,

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YEVGENY PRIGOZHIN, ACCEPTING A

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WEIRD DEAL BROKERED BY THE

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BELARUSSIAN PRESIDENT, AND THEN

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DYING IN THE MOST PREDICTABLE

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PLANE CRASH OF ALL TIME.

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AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT, CHINA

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WAS SHAKEN TO THE CORE BY THIS

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CONTROVERSY:

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>> IT'S BIZARRE VIDEO OF A

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SPECIES KNOWN AS A SUN BEAR

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THAT'S LEADING EVERYONE TO ASK,

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"IS THAT REALLY A BEAR OR JUST A

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GUY IN A BEAR SUIT?"

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THE CREATURE, NAMED "ANGELA,"

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STANDS UPRIGHT JUST LIKE A

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HUMAN, AND ARE THOSE WRINKLES?

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IT SURE GIVES THE IMPRESSION

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THAT IT'S A DUDE IN AN

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ILL-FITTING BEAR COSTUME.

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AND JUST LOOK AT THE WAY SHE

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WAVES.

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NOW CHINESE ZOO AUTHORITIES ARE

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SETTLING THE MYSTERY, DECLARING,

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"ANGELA IS DEFINITELY NOT A

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HUMAN."

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>> John: HEY!

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HEY!

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EVERYONE!

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LEAVE ANGELA ALONE!

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STOP TALKING ABOUT HER AWKWARD

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WAVE AND WRINKLY BOTTOM.

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AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M SO

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PERSONALLY INVESTED IN THIS --

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SOME OF US NEVER GET TO SEE OUR

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EXACT BODY TYPE ON SCREEN, AND

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FINALLY I GET WHY REPRESENTATION

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MATTERS.

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AND SPEAKING OF REPRESENTATIONS

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OF ME SPECIFICALLY, BACK IN

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JUNE, AFTER REDDIT ANNOUNCED A

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NEW POLICY TO CHARGE THIRD-PARTY

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APPS FOR ACCESSING ITS DATA,

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MANY OF ITS MEMBERS ENGAGED IN A

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STRIKING PROTEST.

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>> SOME OF THE BIGGEST FORUMS ON

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REDDIT ARE BEING FLOODED WITH

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PHOTOS OF COMEDIAN JOHN OLIVER.

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THIS IS ALL TAKING PLACE OVER A

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PROTEST TO CHANGES ON HOW THE

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WEBSITE IS BEING RUN.

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TWO OF THE MOST POPULAR

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SO-CALLED SUBREDDITS HAVE

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DECIDED TO POST NOTHING BUT

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PHOTOS OF OLIVER.

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>> John: IT'S TRUE.

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FOR WEEKS, IMAGES OF ME WERE

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USED AS A FORM OF PROTEST ON

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SOME OF THE MOST POPULAR

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SUBREDDITS.

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AND TO THEIR CREDIT, THEY USED

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SOME PRETTY GOOD ONES, LIKE THIS

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ONE OF ME AS A MUPPET,

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THIS ONE OF ME AS A BLOBFISH,

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THIS ONE OF ME APPEARING IN A

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PIECE OF TOAST,

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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,

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THIS ONE LABELED

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"JOHN OLIVER WICK,"

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WHICH IS A PRETTY GOOD WAY OF

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SHOWING YOU EXACTLY WHAT

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IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF

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PROFESSOR SNAPE EVER COMMITTED

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ARMED ROBBERY.

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IT WAS A PRETTY INSPIRING ACT OF

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MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE, BUT JUST

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WATCH AS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT

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SEEMED TO BREAK THE BRAINS OF

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THAT LOCAL NEWS TEAM.

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS --

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SO ARE THEY FOR JOHN OLIVER?

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>> I ACTUALLY --

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>> OR AGAINST HIM?

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>> I -- I THINK THIS IS JUST

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PART OF THEIR-THEIR PROTEST.

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>> SO WE'RE GOING TO PUT UP

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SOMETHING THAT'S BORING, THAT

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NOBODY'S GOING TO CARE ABOUT.

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>> SILLY.

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>> IS THAT RIGHT?

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>> WELL, THIS SAYS -- MODERATORS

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OF A CERTAIN SUBREDDIT SAY THAT

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THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWING USERS TO

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POST PICTURES OF JOHN OLIVER

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"LOOKING SEXY."

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AND IN FACT --

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[LAUGHS]

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ANY PICTURE OF THE COMEDIAN WAS

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ALLOWED BECAUSE JOHN OLIVER IS

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ALWAYS SEXY.

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SO YOU'RE SAYING BORING --

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ACCORDING TO THE REDDIT USERS,

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THEY'RE DOING IT 'CAUSE

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HE'S SEXY.

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I DON'T KNOW!

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THIS IS ACCORDING TO THIS

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ARTICLE.

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>> John: OKAY, PUTTING MY

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FEELINGS ASIDE -- WHICH THEY

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CERTAINLY DID THERE -- WHY DOES

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IT SEEM LIKE EVERYONE ON THAT

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SHOW IS COMPLETELY UNPREPARED?

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THIS GUY IS CONFUSED BY THE

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STORY ENTIRELY, AND SHE'S

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GOOGLING IT LIVE ON AIR.

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IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HOSTING AN

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IMPROV SHOW WHERE THE AUDIENCE

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GAVE THEM THE WORDS "REDDIT,"

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"SEXY," AND "JOHN OLIVER," AND

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THEY HAD TO BUILD A SCENE AROUND

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THAT.

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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER MAJOR

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POP CULTURE NEWS WE MISSED?

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BARBENHEIMER!

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IT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE

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EVENTS OF THE SUMMER, ALONGSIDE

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"SOUND OF FREEDOM," THE

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FEEL-GOOD CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING

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HIT WE'D ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

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ALTHOUGH I'D ARGUE, IF YOU'RE

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LOOKING FOR THE SINGLE-BEST

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MOVIE OF THE SUMMER, IT'S GOTTA

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BE "COP SLIDE":

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>> IT ALMOST HURTS TO WATCH.

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A POLICE OFFICER IS TAKING A

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QUICK BREAK, HEADING DOWN A

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POPULAR SLIDE.

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OUCH!

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IT'S LIKE HE'S SHOT OUT OF A

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CANNON.

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HE HITS THE GROUND HARD.

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>> John: YEAH.

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YEAH, HE DOES HIT THE GROUND

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HARD.

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AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

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FROM THE SOUND OF HIM THUNDERING

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DOWN THE SLIDE, TO HIS COP TOYS

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FLYING.

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IT'S CINEMA AT ITS FINEST.

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IT'S NOT THE FIRST, AND IT WON'T

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BE THE LAST TIME THAT I SAY

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THIS, BUT "I WISH COPS TURNED ON

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THEIR BODY CAMS MORE."

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BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEEN

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THAT FROM INSIDE THE SLIDE AS

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WELL.

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"COP SLIDE" TOOK THE INTERNET BY

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STORM, INSPIRING MEMES AND

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REMIXES, MY FAVORITE OF WHICH

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WAS THIS:

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>> ♪ PAIN STILL GROWS ♪

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♪ IT'S NO STRANGER TO YOU AND

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ME ♪

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ATTLING]

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♪ I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE

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AIR TONIGHT ♪

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>> John: COME ON!

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EAT YOUR HEART OUT,

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"MIAMI VICE."

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THAT IS NOW THE ALL-TIME

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GREATEST USE OF THAT SONG.

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THE VIDEO WENT SO VIRAL,

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"BOSTON COP SLIDE" IS NOW LISTED

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ON GOOGLE MAPS.

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AND BECAUSE IT'S IN BOSTON, IT'S

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OF COURSE DOWN THE STREET FROM A

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DUNKIN', AND ACROSS THE PLAZA

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FROM ANOTHER DUNKIN', WHICH IS

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NEXT TO ANOTHER DUNKIN', WHICH

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IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM

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ANOTHER FUCKING DUNKIN'.

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THERE ARE FOUR DUNKIN'S WITHIN A

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ONE-BLOCK RADIUS OF COP SLIDE.

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AND IF YOU EXPAND IT A FEW

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BLOCKS, THERE ARE 13 OF

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THEM.

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BOSTON, YOU TRULY ARE A

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SELF-PARODY.

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THE POINT IS, WE MISSED SO MANY

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STORIES.

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I HAVEN'T EVEN BROUGHT UP THE

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TITAN SUBMERSIB!

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YEAH, WE MISSED THAT TOO!

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THAT WAS A WEIRD FEW DAYS,

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WASN'T IT?

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ALSO, THERE WAS A BATSHIT RAID

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ON A NEWSPAPER IN KANSAS,

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WILDFIRES IN MAUI, AND A

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SPECTACULAR BRAWL AT A DOCK IN

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MONTGOMERY WHERE SOME DRUNKEN

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WHITE ASSHOLES GOT THEIR ASSES

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AND A FOLDING CHAIR HANDED TO

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THEM.

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WE MISSED SO MUCH IT WOULD TAKE

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A WHOLE NEW VERSION OF

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BILLY JOEL'S "WE DIDN'T START

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THE FIRE" TO COVER IT.

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WHICH REMINDS OF SOMETHING ELSE

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WE MISSED: FALLOUT BOY RELEASED

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A NEW VERSION OF "WE DIDN'T

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START THE FIRE" THAT ABSOLUTELY

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NOBODY ASKED FOR, COVERING THE

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LAST 34 YEARS.

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AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING, "HOLD

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ON, HOLD ON, 2001 WAS IN THE

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LAST 34 YEARS.

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THEY DIDN'T BRING UP THAT THING,

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DID THEY?"

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WELL, THE ANSWER IS, YES, THEY

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VERY MUCH DID.

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>> ♪ MARS ROVER, "AVATAR,"

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SELF-DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS ♪

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♪ SSRIs, PRINCE AND THE QUEEN

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DIE ♪

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♪ WORLD TRADE, SECOND PLANE ♪

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♪ WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY? ♪

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>> John: WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE

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TO SAY?

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NOTHING, FALLOUT BOY!

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NO ONE'S MAKING YOU DO THIS.

517
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,283
NESTLY, I DON'T KNOWHO

518
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,484
SHOULD BE MORE PISSED OFF ABOUT

519
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,418
THAT VERSE -- PRINCE,

520
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,320
JAMES CAMERON, OR THE

521
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,488
FIRST PLANE.

522
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,789
AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

523
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:44,857
"WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE" IS

524
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:45,791
THE LAST SONG ANYONE SHOULD

525
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,328
COVER FROM BILLY JOEL'S

526
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,229
DISCOGRAPHY.

527
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:50,863
EVEN IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM, IT'S

528
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:51,797
THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A

529
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,632
CHILD TELLING YOU EVERYTHING HE

530
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:54,433
LEARNED ABOUT AT SCHOOL THAT

531
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,701
DAY.

532
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,502
SLOW DOWN, BUT ALSO, I DON'T

533
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,004
CARE.

534
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,406
AND BEFORE ANY BILLY JOEL FANS

535
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,941
START GETTING ANGRY WITH ME,

536
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,008
THE MAN HIMSELF THINKS THE SONG

537
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,710
IS TERRIBLE.

538
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,978
HERE HE IS SHIT-TALKING IT IN

539
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,080
FRONT OF HIS OWN AUDIENCE.

540
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,815
>> IT'S THE SAME THING VERSE

541
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,217
AFTER VERSE.

542
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,818
JUST THE WORDS CHANGE.

543
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,186
♪ NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NA NA

544
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:17,089
NA NA NA NA ♪

545
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,157
ONE OF THE WORST MELODIES I EVER

546
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,025
WROTE.

547
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,327
>> John: EXACTLY.

548
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,395
I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SAY THIS

549
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,263
SENTENCE OUT LOUD AND MEAN IT,

550
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,231
BUT LISTEN TO BILLY JOEL,

551
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,565
FALLOUT BOY, HE'S GOT A GOOD

552
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:31,870
POINT.

553
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:32,671
AND LOOK, I'D HAVE LOVED TO HAVE

554
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:33,472
COVERED ALL OF THESE STORIES

555
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,006
BACK WHEN THEY ORIGINALLY

556
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:34,473
HAPPENED.

557
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,107
I WISH SO MUCH I COULD HAVE TOLD

558
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:35,774
YOU THESE JOKES AT THE TIME.

559
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:36,709
BUT I COULDN'T, BECAUSE OUR

560
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:37,409
WRITERS -- THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE

561
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,379
THOSE JOKES -- WERE FORCED TO

562
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:40,980
STRIKE FOR A FAIR CONTRACT FOR

563
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,848
THE LAST FIVE NTHS.

564
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:43,983
AND IT WAS AN IMMENSELY

565
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:49,054
DIFFICULT TIME, NOT JUST FOR

566
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,589
THEM, BUT FOR EVERYONE ELSE

567
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:51,624
WORKING ON THIS SHOW AND MANY

568
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:52,658
OTHERS WHO COULD NO LONGER DO

569
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,225
THEIR JOBS.

570
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:53,792
AND TO BE CLEAR, THIS STRIKE

571
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,860
HAPPENED FOR GOOD REASONS.

572
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,728
OUR INDUSTRY HAS SEEN ITS

573
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,929
WORKERS SEVERELY SQUEEZED IN

574
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,764
RECENT YEARS.

575
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,933
YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN STORIES

576
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,970
ABOUT WRITERS AND ACTORS,

577
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,438
WHOSE WORK YOU MAY EVEN

578
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,375
RECOGNIZE, ROUTINELY NOT MAKING

579
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,310
ENOUGH TO QUALIFY FOR

580
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,011
HEALTH INSURANCE

581
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:12,478
OR AFFORD BASIC NEEDS.

582
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,345
SO THE WRITERS' GUILD WENT ON

583
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,513
STRIKE, AND THANKFULLY WON, BUT

584
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,147
IT TOOK A LOT OF SACRIFICES FROM

585
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:15,781
A LOT OF PEOPLE TO ACHIEVE THAT.

586
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:16,382
AND WHILE I'M HAPPY THAT THEY

587
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,216
EVENTUALLY GOT A FAIR DEAL, AND

588
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:17,783
IMMENSELY PROUD OF WHAT OUR

589
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,752
UNION ACCOMPLISHED, I'M ALSO

590
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:20,519
FURIOUS THAT IT TOOK THE STUDIOS

591
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,757
148 DAYS TO ACHIEVE A DEAL THEY

592
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,860
COULD'VE OFFERED ON DAY FUCKING

593
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:28,994
ONE.

594
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:29,995
BUT HOPEFULLY, THIS MAY

595
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,164
ENCOURAGE OTHERS -- FROM

596
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,098
AUTOWORKERS TO STARBUCKS

597
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,166
BARISTAS TO HEALTH CARE

598
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:34,967
PROVIDERS -- WHETHER THEY'RE IN

599
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,702
UNIONS OR WOULD LIKE TO BE --

600
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,771
TO FIND POWER IN EACH OTHER.

601
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,272
AND WITHIN OUR PARTICULAR

602
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,840
INDUSTRY, I REALLY HOPE THE

603
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,075
ACTORS' UNION AND IATSE, WHICH

604
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,476
REPRESENTS CREWS, WILL BE ABLE

605
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,811
TAKE WHAT THE WRITERS ACHIEVED

606
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,812
AND LEVERAGE IT TO WIN FAIR

607
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,981
CONTRACTS FOR THEMSELVES TOO.

608
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,749
BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, IT TAKES

609
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,484
MANY PEOPLE, WORKING REALLY

610
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,386
HARD, TO MAKE FILM AND TV,

611
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,622
ALL OF WHOM DESERVE A PIECE OF

612
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,523
THE PIE.

613
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,791
AND FOR THE ACTORS IN

614
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:03,362
PARTICULAR, THEY CANNOT COME

615
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,430
BACK TO WORK SOON ENOUGH.

616
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,064
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE'VE NOW ALL

617
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:05,631
SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

618
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,565
NON-PROFESSIONALS ARE TRUSTED

619
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,168
WITH THE WRITTEN WORD.

620
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,369
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOUR

621
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,038
COCK IN MY MOUTH.

622
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,506
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE

623
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,742
BLOWJOB OF YOUR LIFE THEN I WANT

624
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,144
YOU INSIDE OF ME.

625
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,779
>> John: EXACTLY.

626
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,748
AND NOW THIS.

627
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,216
>> Announcer: AND NOW,

628
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,584
LOCAL NEWS IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT

629
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,620
WHAT WEEK IT IS.

630
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,489
>> THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE

631
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,124
HAS ANNOUNCED THE RETURN OF

632
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,327
"FAT BEAR WEEK."

633
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,495
>> THAT'S A REAL THING.

634
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,029
>> IT IS BACK, EVERYBODY.

635
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,197
THE CONTEST FOR THE FATTEST BEAR

636
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:41,100
IS HERE.

637
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:41,900
>> IT IS A CONTEST FOR CHUBBY

638
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:42,935
CHUNKERS HOPING TO ADVANCE TO

639
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,870
THE MAIN FAT BEAR WEEK.

640
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:45,504
>> WHICH IS THE FATTEST BEAR OUT

641
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,005
THERE?

642
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,073
>> MM, CHUBBY.

643
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:48,707
>> WHO HAS BEEN EATING THE MOST

644
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,408
FISHIES?

645
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,443
>> FAT BEAR WEEK.

646
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,711
>> OKAY.

647
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:53,245
>> LOOK AT THAT GUY.

648
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:58,817
>> LOOK AT THOSE CHUNKS, BIG

649
00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,385
CHUNKY BEARS, BIGGIE SMALLS IS

650
00:16:59,451 --> 00:16:59,918
THE ILLEST, LOOK AT THEM.

651
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:00,552
>> THEY ATE 20 BOXES OF DOUGHNUT

652
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:01,320
HOLES AND SIX PACKAGES OF

653
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,421
DOUGHNUTS.

654
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:06,325
>> GETTING READY FOR FAT BEAR

655
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:06,825
WEEK.

656
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:07,426
>> IT IS FAT BEAR WEEK.

657
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,026
>> I WONDER HOW THE BEARS FEEL

658
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,161
ABOUT BEING CALLED FAT?

659
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,662
>> I HAVE A HISTORY OF PICKING

660
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:11,830
THE BEAR THAT USUALLY WINS.

661
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:12,464
WE'VE GOT A TRADITION HERE, WE

662
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,200
LIKE TO PICK.

663
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,635
>> PICK ONE OUT.

664
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,269
WELL, POLICE IN MICHIGAN HELPED

665
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:17,903
SAVE AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY AFTER HE

666
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:18,303
WAS ELECTROCUTED.

667
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:22,174
♪ ♪

668
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,342
>> John: MOVING ON.

669
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,309
OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS

670
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,278
HEALTH CARE.

671
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:29,648
THE THING THAT "ER" WAS

672
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,282
ORIGINALLY ABOUT BEFORE, IN

673
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,583
LATER SEASONS, IT REALLY BECAME

674
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,553
MORE ABOUT SCENES LIKE THIS:

675
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:43,228
>> [SCREAMS]

676
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,898
>> John: WOW.

677
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:46,899
OBVIOUSLY A LOT GOING ON THERE.

678
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:47,966
NOT LEAST OF WHICH, IF YOU'RE

679
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:48,801
NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE

680
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,069
"ER"-NIVERSE, THIS GUY WAS

681
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:51,870
ALREADY LIVING WITH ONE ARM

682
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:52,538
BECAUSE HE LOST THE OTHER --

683
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,173
AND THIS IS TRUE --

684
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,073
IN A DIFFERENT HELICOPTER

685
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:55,941
ACCIDENT.

686
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:56,842
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

687
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,110
HIT ME WITH A HELICOPTER ONCE,

688
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,478
SHAME ON YOU.

689
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,746
HIT ME WITH A HELICOPTER TWICE,

690
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,481
YOU MUST BE IN SOME LATE-STAGE

691
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:06,051
POST-CLOONEY "ER" SEASONS.

692
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,019
SPECIFICALLY, TONIGHT'S STORY IS

693
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,654
ABOUT THE HEALTHCARE CURRENTLY

694
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,755
OFFERED IN JAILS AND PRISONS.

695
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,657
THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER FIVE LONG

696
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,659
MONTHS, WE'RE WELCOMING YOU BACK

697
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,328
WITH A STORY ABOUT PRISONER

698
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,429
HEALTHCARE, BECAUSE DEEP DOWN,

699
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,064
THIS IS WHO WE ARE.

700
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,766
AND I KNOW THAT, FOR SOME, THE

701
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,034
VERY CONCEPT OF INCARCERATED

702
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,635
PEOPLE GETTING MEDICALARE IS

703
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,903
SOMEHOW OFFENSIVE -- AS YOU CAN

704
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:25,671
TELL FROM THE FACT THAT, FOR

705
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:26,705
YEARS, THE SUBJECT'S BEEN FRAMED

706
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,908
ON TV LIKE THIS:

707
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,809
>> SPOKANE COUNTY TAXPAYERS ARE

708
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,010
PAYING THE BILL FOR ALLEGED

709
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,078
KILLERS, RAPISTS, AND

710
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,279
CHILD MOLESTERS TO SEE

711
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:34,947
DOCTORS, DENTISTS, AND

712
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,015
SPECIALISTS.

713
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,083
>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN

714
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,618
A METH USER'S TEETH?

715
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,386
IT'S CALLED "METH MOUTH" AND

716
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,488
IT'S AWFUL.

717
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,222
>> KOAT ANCHOR TODD KURTZ SHOWS

718
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,289
YOU HOW ALL OF THAT DECAY IS

719
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,123
COSTING YOU MONEY AS JAILS AND

720
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,325
PRISONS ARE FORCED TO FIX THOSE

721
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,960
TEETH.

722
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,428
>> THERE IS A PLACE WHERE WE ARE

723
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,029
ALL GUARANTEED HEALTH CARE BY

724
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,165
LAW -- IT'S CALLED JAIL.

725
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,535
>> AND CRIMINALS KNOW THEIR WAY

726
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,170
AROUND THE SYSTEM AND LOOK FOR

727
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:58,804
CHANCES TO GET TREMENT ON THE

728
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:03,709
TAXPAYER'S DIME.

729
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,244
>> John: OKAY, IT IS JUST WILD

730
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:05,878
TO POINT OUT THAT THE ONLY PLACE

731
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:06,512
AMERICANS ARE GUARANTEED

732
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:07,112
HEALTHCARE IS JAIL AND SOMEHOW

733
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,715
MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THE PROBLEM IS

734
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:10,415
PRISONERS AND NOT OUR DEEPLY

735
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,519
BROKEN SYSTEM.

736
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,152
YOU CAN GET FREE DENTAL IS JAIL.

737
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,420
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

738
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,154
THINKING?

739
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,723
EXACTLY.

740
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,124
FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS TEETH!"

741
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:19,858
AND PUTTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT

742
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,560
NOT EVERYONE WHO'S INCARCERATED

743
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,129
IS EVEN GUILTY, IT'S WORTH

744
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,063
POINTING OUT THAT, ACCORDING TO

745
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,598
A RECENT STUDY, 100% OF

746
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,433
PRISONERS ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE --

747
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,635
I MEAN LIKE "HUMAN BEINGS"

748
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,403
PEOPLE, LIKE THE KIND YOU ARE.

749
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,038
THEY HAVE HOPES AND SOULS AND

750
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,040
FARTS AND BRAINS.

751
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,508
AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH, YOU

752
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,845
SHOULD KNOW THE CONSTITUTION

753
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,313
REQUIRES THAT WE PROVIDE

754
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,548
ADEQUATE HEALTHCARE TO ANYONE

755
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:42,981
BEHIND BARS.

756
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:43,715
IN 1976, THE SUPREME COURT RULED

757
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:44,316
THAT DENYING MEDICAL TREATMENT

758
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,651
TO PRISONERS CONSTITUTES

759
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,718
"CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT"

760
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:47,853
IN VIOLAON OF THE EIGHTH

761
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,855
AMENDMENT.

762
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,223
YET DESPITE ALL OF THAT, THE

763
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,124
QUALITY OF CARE PRISONERS

764
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,493
RECEIVE IS ABYSMAL.

765
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,460
INVESTIGATIONS IN STATE AFTER

766
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,029
STATE HAVE FOUND IT TO BE

767
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,565
WOEFULLY DEFICIENT.

768
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:00,566
AND A LAWSUIT AGAINST ARIZONA A

769
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:01,433
WHE BACK MADE SOME HORRIFYING

770
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,935
ALLEGATIONS.

771
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,070
>> IT ALLEGES THAT PRISONERS ARE

772
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,905
AT "SUBSTANTIAL RISK OF

773
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,309
PAIN, AMPUTATION, DISFIGUREMENT,

774
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,844
AND DEATH."

775
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:13,946
IT CITES EXAMPLES OF PRISONERS

776
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,347
BEING TOLD TO PRAY TO BE CURED

777
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,215
OR DRINK ENERGY SHAKES

778
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,817
TO TREAT CANCER SYMPTOMS.

779
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,751
>> John: OKAY, THAT IS BOTH

780
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,019
TERRIBLE ADVICE AND ALSO NOT

781
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,721
EVEN CLOSE TO BEING TRUE.

782
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,723
IF ENERGY DRINKS COULD TREAT

783
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,991
CANCER SYMPTOMS, YOU WOULD HAVE

784
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,392
HEARD ABOUT IT.

785
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,027
RED BULL WOULD MENTION IT IN ALL

786
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,028
OF THEIR ADS INSTEAD OF THEIR

787
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,496
CURRENT MARKETING COPY, WHICH

788
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,798
IS, "RED BULL, THERE'S NOTHING

789
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:33,899
WE CAN DO ABOUT THE TASTE, BUT

790
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,768
LET'S BE HONEST: YOU'RE 22 AND

791
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,402
HUNGOVER AND JUST NEED SOMETHING

792
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:38,036
TO GET YOU THROUGH YOUR SHIFT AT

793
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:38,870
RED LOBSTER AND YOU'RE STILL A

794
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,272
FEW YEARS AWAY FROM HAVING

795
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,940
COCAINE MONEY, SO JUST SHUT UP

796
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:45,944
AND PUT THIS POISON IN YOU."

797
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:46,979
AND THE THING IS, THE

798
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,514
CONSEQUENCES OF POOR CARE ARE

799
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,382
ONLY GOING TO GET MORE DIRE,

800
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,183
GIVEN OUR RAPIDLY AGING PRISON

801
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:53,051
POPULATION.

802
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,553
FROM 1999 TO 2015, THE NUMBER OF

803
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,521
PEOPLE 55 OR OLDER IN PRISON

804
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,559
INCREASED BY 264%.

805
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,094
AND WHY ARE WE CONFINING SO MANY

806
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,629
ELDERLY PEOPLE IN PRISONS WHEN

807
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,896
WE SHOULD CLEARLY BE PUTTING

808
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,164
THEM WHERE THEY BELONG:

809
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,065
ON "THE GOLDEN BACHELOR,"

810
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:11,436
TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF

811
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:18,076
MENOPAUSE AND FUCKING RAW.

812
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,245
I PRESUME THAT'S WHAT'S

813
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,947
SO GIVEN ALL THIS, TONIGHT,

814
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:22,514
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT PRISON

815
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,115
HEALTHRE -- WHO PROVIDES IT,

816
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:23,749
WHY IT'S SO BAD, AND HOW WE CAN

817
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:24,282
IMPROVE IT GOING FORWARD.

818
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:24,883
AND LET'S START WITH THE FACT

819
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:25,417
THAT, AT ONE POINT, STATES

820
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,451
THEMSELVES PROVIDED MEDICAL CARE

821
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,553
FOR THEIR JAILS AND PRISONS.

822
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,089
SOME STILL DO, IN FACT -- AND IN

823
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:31,790
MOST PLACES, IT'S GENERALLY BEEN

824
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,625
PRETTY BAD.

825
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:36,061
THAT "TREAT CANCER WITH PRAYER

826
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:36,962
AND ENERGY DRINKS" STORY IS FROM

827
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:37,863
WHEN ARIZONA RAN ITS OWN PRISON

828
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,432
HEALTHCARE.

829
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,566
BUT INCREASINGLY, STATES HAVE

830
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,168
STARTED CONTRACTING CARE OUT TO

831
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,270
PRIVATE COMPANIES.

832
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,738
AS OF 2018, MORE THAN HALF OF

833
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,307
ALL U.S. STATES HIRE PRIVATE

834
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,610
COMPANIES TO PROVIDE AT LEAST

835
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:52,444
SOME OF THEIR PRISON HEALTHCARE.

836
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,612
AND WHEN IT COMES TO OUR LARGEST

837
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,713
JAILS, THAT NUMBER IS MORE THAN

838
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:55,414
60%, ALL OF WHICH EXPLAINS WHY

839
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,483
THIS IS NOW A ROUGHLY $4 BILLION

840
00:21:58,550 --> 00:21:59,251
INDUSTRY.

841
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,052
AND THE SELL COMPANIES MAKE IS

842
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,753
THAT THEY CAN TAILOR CARE TO THE

843
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,322
PARTICULAR NEEDS OF THE

844
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:05,290
INCARCERATED -- A POPULATION

845
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:06,391
THAT CAN HAVE HIGH RATES OF

846
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:06,958
SUBSTANCE ABUSAND MENTAL

847
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:07,993
ILESS, BOTH OF WHICH DO POSE

848
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,530
SPECIAL CHALLENGES.

849
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,764
JUST LISTEN TO THIS PROMO FOR

850
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:13,632
ADVANCED CORRECTIONAL

851
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:14,433
HEALTHCARE, WHICH SERVES

852
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,102
FACILITIES IN 21 STATES, AS IT

853
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,804
MAKES A VERY BIG PROMISE.

854
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,672
>> THE PURPOSE OF ADVANCED

855
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,574
CORRECTIONAL HEALTHCARE IS TO

856
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:23,208
SOLVE PROBLEMS FOR OUR PATIENTS

857
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:23,975
AND CLIENTS AND MAKE THEIR LIVES

858
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,212
EASIER.

859
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,947
IN FACT, OUR DATA INDICATES YOUR

860
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,115
DETAINEES WILL BE HEALTHIER IN

861
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:30,716
YOUR JAIL THAN THEY ARE WHEN

862
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,918
THEY GO TO THEIR OWN DOCTORS.

863
00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:34,553
>> John: WELL, THAT DEFINITELY

864
00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,221
DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY SEEM LIKE

865
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,155
BULLSHIT, DOES IT?

866
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:37,989
FROM THE FACT SHE'S CITING

867
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:38,590
"OUR DATA" TO THE FACT

868
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,759
THAT, WHEN YOU'RE GOOGLING FOR

869
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,962
"BEST DOCTORS NEAR ME," THE TOP

870
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,330
RESULT IS VERY RARELY "HAVE YOU

871
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:46,031
TRIED YOUR LOCAL JAIL?"

872
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:46,965
AND UNSURPRISINGLY, THE ROSY

873
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:47,999
PICTURE THAT PROMO PAINTS

874
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,167
DOESN'T REMOTELY LIVE UP TO

875
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:50,502
REALITY.

876
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:51,770
TAKE THIS STORY FROM A WISCONSIN

877
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:52,838
JAIL THAT USED THAT COMPANY'S

878
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,107
SERVICES.

879
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,242
>> SIX MONTHS AGO, 39-YEAR-OLD

880
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,376
DANTE WILSON WAS IN A WISCONSIN

881
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:02,214
JAIL FOR A CHILD SUPPORT

882
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,148
VIOLATION.

883
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,249
HE COMPLAINED OF CHEST PAINS.

884
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,050
THE JAIL NURSE CONCLUDED HE HAD

885
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,752
HEARTBURN AND GAVE HIM TWO TUMS.

886
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,086
LESS THAN AN HOUR LATER, WILSON

887
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,488
ASKED FOR HELP.

888
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,722
AGAIN, "RELAX" WAS THE

889
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:12,724
NURSE'S ADVICE.

890
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,593
SOON AFTER, WILSON DIED OF A

891
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:18,230
HEART ATTACK.

892
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,965
LATER...

893
00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:20,866
>> [BLEEP] HAPPENS.

894
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,235
>> THE NURSE WAS FIRED.

895
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:23,568
>> John: GOOD!

896
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:25,203
SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN!

897
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,204
BECAUSE THAT IS THE SINGLE WORST

898
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:26,938
THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY SAY IN

899
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,341
RESPONSE TO SOMEONE DYING OF A

900
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:29,975
HEART ATTACK BECAUSE YOU SCREWED

901
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,543
UP.

902
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:32,544
AND WHILE I'M SURE SHE WAS UPSET

903
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:38,683
AT LOSING HER JOB, IF I SHARE A

904
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,153
QUOTE THAT IT SEEMS THERE'S

905
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:41,720
SIMPLY NO BAD TIME FOR,

906
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:42,387
"SHIT FUCKING HAPPENS."

907
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:43,688
AND AT THIS POINT, YOU WILL NOT

908
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,289
BE SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT IN

909
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:44,856
INTERNAL TRAININGS, ADVANCED

910
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,291
CORRECTIONAL HEALTHCARE SEEMED

911
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:46,925
TO SPEND AN UNNERVING AMOUNT OF

912
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,293
TIME TEACHING ITS EMPLOYEES WHAT

913
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,996
CONSTITUTES THE LEGAL BARE

914
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:53,131
MINIMUM OF CARE.

915
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:53,832
THAT ROUGH DRAFT JENNIFER GARNER

916
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,268
WAX FIGURE ONCE CONDUCTED A

917
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,904
VIDEO SEMINAR FOR STAFF TITLED

918
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,807
"A JAIL IS NOT A HEALTH SPA."

919
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:02,841
AND JUST WATCH HER EXPLAIN THE

920
00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:03,542
IMPORTANCE OF AVOIDING

921
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,945
"DELIBERATE INDIFFERENCE" --

922
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:07,979
BASICALLY, NOT BLATANTLY

923
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:08,613
NEGLECTING TO TREAT PRISONERS --

924
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,415
BY USING THE WEIRDEST POSSIBLE

925
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,851
EXAMPLE.

926
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,019
>> SO, HOW DO WE DEFINE

927
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:14,986
"DELIBERATE INDIFFERENCE" NOW?

928
00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:15,987
YOU MUST KNOW OF AND DISREGARD

929
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,522
AN EXCESSIVE RISK TO INMATE

930
00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:20,025
HEALTH OR SAFETY.

931
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,327
SOMETHING WHICH WOULD CAUSE THE

932
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,762
UNNECESSARY AND WANTON OR

933
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:27,165
MALICIOUS INFLICTION OF PAIN.

934
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,934
A FEW YEARS BACK, THERE WAS AN

935
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,837
NBA PLAYER WHO WAS ARRESTED FOR

936
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,004
SHOOTING A GUN INTO THE AIR FIVE

937
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,940
TIMES OUTSIDE OF A STRIP CLUB.

938
00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:36,474
THAT IS CRIMINAL RECKLESSNESS.

939
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:40,846
THAT IS CONSCIOUSLY DISREGARDING

940
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:41,413
A SUBSTANTIAL RISK OF HARM.

941
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:42,781
A STRAY BULLET COULD HAVE HIT A

942
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:44,082
STRIPPER.

943
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,218
>> John: OKAY.

944
00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:48,820
THAT IS DEFINITELY AN EXAMPLE.

945
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,088
ALTHOUGH, TO BE HONEST, IT ONLY

946
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:50,622
REALLY MAKES SENSE IF SHE

947
00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:51,189
EXPLAINS EVERY LEGAL CONCEPT

948
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,023
LIKE THAT.

949
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,024
ABDUCTION?

950
00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:54,226
A STRIPPER GETS KIDNAPPED.

951
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:55,060
BANKRUPTCY?

952
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:56,561
A STRIPPER STOPS STRIPPING.

953
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:57,662
ESCROW?

954
00:24:57,729 --> 00:24:58,964
A STRIPPER BUYS A HOUSE BUT

955
00:24:59,030 --> 00:24:59,798
ENLISTS A THIRD PARTY TO

956
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:00,966
TEMPORARILY HOLD ASSETS UNTIL

957
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,335
THE DEAL IS FINALIZED.

958
00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:04,536
NOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW, THAT WOMAN

959
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,037
WAS THE COMPANY'S SENIOR

960
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:06,872
COUNSEL.

961
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:07,772
AND I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT

962
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,140
SHE IS NO LONGER IN THAT ROLE.

963
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,508
BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S

964
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:12,644
NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE WHOLE

965
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:13,912
MOTHERFUCKING COMPANY, Y'ALL!

966
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:17,616
[GUNSHOTS]

967
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:17,816
WHOO!

968
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:21,353
BUT THE PROBLEM ISN'T JUST WITH

969
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,255
THIS ONE COMPANY.

970
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:29,294
IT'S WITH THE WHOLE INDUSTRY.

971
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,262
A REVIEW OF 500 JAILS FOUND

972
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:30,795
THOSE RELYING ON THE FIVE

973
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:31,663
LEADING CONTRACTORS HAD HIGHER

974
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:32,631
DEATH RATES THAN FACILITIES RUN

975
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,832
BY THE GOVERNMENT.

976
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:34,366
AND ONE OF THE KEY REASONS

977
00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:35,400
COMPANIES SO OFTEN DELIVER

978
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,102
SUBSTANDARD CARE IS THAT THEY'RE

979
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:37,936
ACTIVELY INCENTIVIZED TO DUE TO

980
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,405
HOW THEY'RE PAID.

981
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,941
>> IT'S BASICALLY A FIXED DOLLAR

982
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,643
AMOUNT CONTRACT.

983
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:45,477
IT'S 16 DOLLARS AND CHANGE PER

984
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,712
PRISONER, AND THE CONTRACT

985
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,815
ASSUMES 34,000 PRISONERS.

986
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,618
SO IT'S BASICALLY, THIS IS HOW

987
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,854
MUCH WE'RE GIVING YOU.

988
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:58,523
AND THE MORE MONEY YOU SPEND ON

989
00:25:58,590 --> 00:25:59,291
PROVIDING HEALTHCARE, THE LESS

990
00:25:59,357 --> 00:25:59,991
PROFIT YOU MAKE.

991
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,559
>> John: RIGHT.

992
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:02,193
AND THAT IS A PRETTY OBVIOUS

993
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,228
INCENTIVE TO CUT CORNERS.

994
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,030
IF YOU GIVE YOUR BABYSITTER $100

995
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:06,631
AND SAY "WHATEVER YOU DON'T

996
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:07,866
SPEND ON DINNER YOU CAN KEEP,"

997
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,368
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME

998
00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:11,736
HOME TO A VERY HAPPY BABYSITTER

999
00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,605
AND A BUNCH OF PISSED-OFF KIDS

1000
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:14,572
EATING TOP RAMEN.

1001
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,308
AND THAT PROFIT MOTIVE HAS LED

1002
00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:18,109
TO SOME PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS

1003
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:19,244
POLICIES.

1004
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:20,211
A RECENT COURT CASE AGAINST

1005
00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:21,980
WEXFORD, ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S

1006
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,548
LARGEST PRISONER HEALTHCARE

1007
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,516
PROVIDERS, REVEALED THAT FOR

1008
00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:25,483
YEARS IT HAD HAD A DE FACTO

1009
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,218
"ONE GOOD EYE" POLICY, AS WHEN A

1010
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:29,054
69-YEAR-OLD PRISONER GOT

1011
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,222
CATARACTS IN BOTH EYES AND

1012
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:32,357
WANTED THEM FIXED, THE PRISON

1013
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,191
DOCTOR TOLD HER THAT SHE'D HAVE

1014
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,326
TO MAKE A CHOICE.

1015
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:36,094
WHICH EYE DID SHE WANT FIXED,

1016
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:38,496
THE RIGHT ONE OR THE LEFT ONE?

1017
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:39,998
WHICH IS CLEARLY AN IMPOSSIBLE

1018
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:40,932
QUESTION.

1019
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:41,599
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE ASKING WHICH

1020
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,934
PROPERTY BROTHER YOU'D LIKE TO

1021
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:43,902
KILL.

1022
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,637
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE TO

1023
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:46,838
EITHER QUESTION IS, "BOTH.

1024
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:50,475
WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CHOOSE?"

1025
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,810
BUT TO SHOW JUST HOW DANGEROUS

1026
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,011
THESE COMPANIES CAN BE, LET'S

1027
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:57,282
JUST LOOK AT ONE STATE, ARIZONA.

1028
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:57,849
BACK IN 2009, IT ANNOUNCED A

1029
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:58,950
PLAN TO SWITCH FROM STATE CARE

1030
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,119
TO PRIVATE PROVIDERS.

1031
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:01,853
AND THE INITIAL PITCH WAS THAT

1032
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,155
THIS WOULD BE A COST-SAVING

1033
00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:05,223
MEASURE.

1034
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,358
BUT AS THIS WOMAN EXPLAINS,

1035
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,459
SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENED

1036
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,127
FAIRLY EARLY ON.

1037
00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:10,295
>> THEY PUT OUT A REQUEST FOR

1038
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,596
PROPOSALS, AN RFP, AND NOBODY

1039
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,565
BID FOR IT BECAUSE NOBODY COULD

1040
00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:15,166
DO IT FOR LESS THAN WHAT THE

1041
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,268
STATE WAS SPENDING, BECAUSE THE

1042
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:18,470
STATE WASN'T SPENDING VERY MUCH

1043
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:19,170
AS IT IS.

1044
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:20,105
A COUPLE YEARS LATER, THE

1045
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:25,410
LEGISLATURE CAME BACK AND

1046
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,077
SAID, "UH, WE'RE GONNA AMEND

1047
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:26,644
THAT PRIOR LAW.

1048
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:27,278
REMEMBER WHERE WE SAID IT HAS TO

1049
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:27,946
BE LESS?

1050
00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:28,680
IT'S OKAY.

1051
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:30,315
IT CAN COST MORE."

1052
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,383
>> John: OOH, IT CAN, CAN IT?

1053
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:32,717
SO YOU DEMANDED A COMPETITIVE

1054
00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:33,318
BID, AND WHEN NO ONE RESPONDED,

1055
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,753
YOU ROLLED OVER AND GAVE UP

1056
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,155
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

1057
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:37,756
IT'S A SHREWD TACTIC FROM THE

1058
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:38,356
FAMOUS BOOK ON NEGOTIATING,

1059
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:38,957
"THIS IS WHERE I'M SOFTEST AND

1060
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:42,027
OTHER BUSINESS IDEAS

1061
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,730
BY A TIMID PUPPY."

1062
00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:48,466
BUT SINCE THEN, IT HAS BEEN A

1063
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:49,000
NIGHTMARE, AS ARIZONA HAS

1064
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:49,567
CYCLED THROUGH CONTRACTORS.

1065
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:53,772
THEY STARTED WITH WEXFORD,

1066
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:54,839
THE "ONE GOOD EYE" PEOPLE.

1067
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:55,440
BUT AS THINGS DIDN'T IMPROVE,

1068
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,174
LESS THAN A YEAR LATER, THEY

1069
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:56,775
SWITCHED TO A COMPANY CALLED

1070
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:57,075
CORIZON.

1071
00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:58,043
BUT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, HEINOUS

1072
00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:58,943
STORIES STARTED EMERGING ABOUT

1073
00:27:59,010 --> 00:27:59,611
THE CARE THEY WERE PROVIDING

1074
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,112
TOO, INCLUDING ONE WE'VE

1075
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,313
ACTUALLY SHOWN YOU BEFORE, ABOUT

1076
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,748
A WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH BEHIND

1077
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:05,450
BARS AND WHOSE C-SECTION WOUND

1078
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,851
HAD NOT FULLY HEALED.

1079
00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,620
AND I'LL LET HER MOTHER PICK UP

1080
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,488
THE STORY FROM THERE.

1081
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:11,556
>> THEY DECIDED SHE HAD BEEN

1082
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:12,824
THERE LONG ENOUGH THAT SHE COULD

1083
00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:14,025
GO BACK TO HER YARD.

1084
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,160
BUT IT WAS STILL OPEN A LITTLE

1085
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:17,962
BIT.

1086
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,065
AND SO THEY DECIDED THAT, UM,

1087
00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:20,832
THE BEST THING TO DO FOR THIS

1088
00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:21,466
WOULD BE TO PACK IT WITH KITCHEN

1089
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,567
SUGAR.

1090
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:23,768
>> SUGAR?

1091
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:26,671
>> SUGAR.

1092
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:28,173
AND, WE'RE TALKING SUGAR THAT

1093
00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:30,175
YOU GET FROM -- 'CAUSE THEY

1094
00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:31,009
DONATE IT, FROM McDONALD'S, FROM

1095
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:32,777
BURGER KING.

1096
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:33,745
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE STANDING THERE

1097
00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,080
RIPPING OPEN THESE LITTLE PACKS

1098
00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:38,650
OF SUGAR AND FILLING THAT WOUND.

1099
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:40,085
PACKING IT IN WITH WHAT'S LEFT,

1100
00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:42,220
AND --

1101
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:42,821
>> WITH SUGAR FROM A FAST FOOD

1102
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:43,388
RESTAURANT.

1103
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:44,255
>> YES.

1104
00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:45,356
>> John: OKAY.

1105
00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:46,091
LET ME BE CLEAR: I'M NOT A

1106
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:47,792
DOCTOR -- ALTHOUGH IF YOU PUT ME

1107
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,294
IN A LAB COAT, I DO THINK I

1108
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,295
COULD GET AWAY WITH IT FOR

1109
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:51,429
TWO TO SIX WEEKS.

1110
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:52,630
I HAVE AN ACCENT AND KNOW HOW TO

1111
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:53,832
SAY "SUBDURAL HEMATOMA" --

1112
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:54,732
I'M BASICALLY HALFWAY THERE

1113
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,134
ALREADY.

1114
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,735
BUT IF I HAD TO PICK THE WORST

1115
00:28:57,802 --> 00:29:00,338
POSSIBLE THING FOR A PERSON

1116
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,372
RECOVERING FROM THE TRAUMA OF

1117
00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:01,940
CHILDBIRTH, IT'D PROBABLY BE

1118
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:02,807
INJECTING McDONALD'S SUGAR

1119
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,642
STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM.

1120
00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,077
AND THE STATE LAWMAKER WHO

1121
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:07,545
SPEARHEADED THE MOVE TO TAKE

1122
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:09,013
ARIZONA'S PRISON HEALTHCARE

1123
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,982
PRIVATE, JOHN KAVANAGH, DIDN'T

1124
00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:12,250
DISPLAY A GREAT DEAL OF EMPATHY

1125
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,452
WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THAT STORY.

1126
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,854
>> THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS.

1127
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,055
YOU KNOW, PRISONERS HAVE, YOU

1128
00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:18,990
KNOW, 24/7 TO THINK UP

1129
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:20,859
ALLEGATIONS AND WRITE LETTERS.

1130
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,027
I'M NOT SAYING THAT SOME OF THEM

1131
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,395
CAN'T HAVE A BASIS IN FACT, BUT

1132
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,497
YOU GOTTA TAKE THEM WITH A GRAIN

1133
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,065
OF SALT, OR IN THE CASE OF THE

1134
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:27,899
HOSPITAL, MAYBE A GRAIN OF

1135
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:28,933
SUGAR.

1136
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,968
>> John: OH, I GET IT!

1137
00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:31,035
A JOKE!

1138
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,837
PRISON GEPPETTO HERE IS HAVING

1139
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,539
SOME FUN WITH WORDS.

1140
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,473
AND I'M SURE THAT PRISONER'S

1141
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,841
SIDES WERE SPLITTING.

1142
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:37,976
LESS FROM LAUGHTER, THOUGH, AND

1143
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,410
MORE FROM THE OPEN WOUNDS THAT,

1144
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,278
THANKS TO HIM, SHE'D HAD FILLED

1145
00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:42,413
WITH FUCKING SUGAR.

1146
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,415
AND THAT'S JUST ONE OF MANY

1147
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,917
STORIES OF CORIZON PROVIDING

1148
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,585
ABYSMAL CARE, SEEMINGLY IN ORDER

1149
00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:49,921
TO CUT COSTS.

1150
00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:51,356
NOT ONLY WERE THEY REPEATEDLY

1151
00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:52,490
ACCUSED OF REFUSING TO PAY

1152
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,292
SPECIALISTS, CAUSING HOSPITALS

1153
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,660
TO HAVE TO SEND EMAILS LIKE THIS

1154
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:56,461
ONE, IN WHICH THEY LITERALLY BEG

1155
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,096
FOR PAYMENT.

1156
00:29:58,163 --> 00:29:59,264
BUT WHEN A CORIZON DOCTOR WAS

1157
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:00,932
DEALING WITH A PRISONER WHO'D

1158
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,267
HAD MULTIPLE SEIZURES AND

1159
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:03,735
SUGGESTED SENDING HIM OUT FOR AN

1160
00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:06,638
EXAM, SHE WAS TOLD THAT WAS NOT

1161
00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:07,372
GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT THAT THEY'D

1162
00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:08,206
"ORDER A HELMET FOR HIM TO

1163
00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:09,474
PROTECT HIS HEAD INSTEAD."

1164
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,010
AND WHILE IT IS CLEARLY NOT THE

1165
00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,511
MOST IMPORTANT THING, WE TRACKED

1166
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,346
THAT DOCTOR DOWN TO ASK IF THEY

1167
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,614
EVER GOT THAT HELMET FOR HIM,

1168
00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:17,415
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THE

1169
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,183
ANSWER WAS, UNLESS YOUR GUESS IS

1170
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,250
"NO," IN WHICH CASE, YOU'RE

1171
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,520
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGHT.

1172
00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:23,988
AND ALL OF THIS LED TO HORRIFIC

1173
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:26,124
CONSEQUENCES, LIKE THIS MAN,

1174
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,192
WHO HAD JUST TEN MONTHS LEFT ON

1175
00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:28,159
HIS SENTENCE FOR VEHICLE THEFT

1176
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,428
WHEN HE COMPLAINED OF BACK PAIN.

1177
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,129
FOUR MONTHS LATER, HE FINALLY

1178
00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,730
GOT X-RAYS DONE WHICH SHOWED

1179
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:33,731
SIGNS OF CANCER -- BUT EVEN

1180
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:36,367
THEN, CORIZON DRAGGED ITS FEET.

1181
00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,002
>> THEY WOULDN'T DO AN MRI.

1182
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:38,970
THEY KEPT DENYING AN MRI,

1183
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:40,505
DENYING AN MRI.

1184
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:41,806
>> IN MAY, CT SCANS WERE ORDERED

1185
00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,474
TO SEE IF VOCKE HAD CANCER, BUT

1186
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,877
CORIZON DENIED IT.

1187
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,579
FINALLY, AT THE END OF JULY

1188
00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:50,181
2013, A CT SCAN WAS PERFORMED.

1189
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,684
IT CONFIRMED VOCKE HAD CANCER.

1190
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:53,685
MEDICAL RECORDS SHOW THERE WAS A

1191
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:55,086
LENGTHY DELAY IN TREATING

1192
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,388
VOCKE.

1193
00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:59,023
>> AND IT WAS KIDNEY CANCER THAT

1194
00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,059
COULD HAVE BEEN 95% SURVIVABLE.

1195
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,527
AND NOW THEY'RE SAYING THAT I

1196
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,895
CAN'T SURVIVE IT WHATSOEVER.

1197
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,263
>> VOCKE WAS GRANTED MEDICAL

1198
00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,165
PAROLE SO HE CAN DIE SURROUNDED

1199
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,133
BY FAMILY.

1200
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,802
>> John: THAT IS A TRAGEDY.

1201
00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:12,370
JUST TEN MONTHS LEFT ON HIS

1202
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,272
SENTENCE, SHOWING CLEAR SIGNS OF

1203
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:17,175
CANCER, AND NOTHING WAS DONE.

1204
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:19,444
AND AGAIN, HE WAS IN THERE FOR

1205
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:20,511
VEHICLE THEFT.

1206
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:21,045
THE PUNISHMENT FOR THAT IS

1207
00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:21,913
CLEARLY NOT DEATH, BUT UNDER A

1208
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,648
SYSTEM THIS CRUEL, IT CAN TURN

1209
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,582
OUT TO BE.

1210
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,384
AND THIS WAS ALL PART OF A

1211
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:26,884
CONSISTENT PATTERN.

1212
00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:28,553
THE STATE'S OWN RECORDS SHOWED

1213
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,487
THAT CORIZON HAD DELAYED

1214
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,190
DELIVERY OF MEDICAL CARE 16,000

1215
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,725
TIMES IN JUST ONE EIGHT-MONTH

1216
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:34,959
PERIOD.

1217
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:36,461
IT GOT SO BAD, ARIZONA WAS

1218
00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:38,830
ACTUALLY FORCED TO PAY FINES FOR

1219
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:39,764
THE SUBSTANDARD CARE PRISONERS

1220
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,299
RECEIVED EVEN AS, MYSTIFYINGLY,

1221
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,667
IT CONTINUED TO PAY MORE THAN

1222
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,835
$2.5 MILLION IN PERFORMANCE

1223
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,904
BONUSES TO CORIZON'S EXECUTIVES.

1224
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,506
BUT EVENTUALLY ENOUGH WAS

1225
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,674
ENOUGH, AND THE STATE GOT RID OF

1226
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:50,808
CORIZON.

1227
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,443
THE COMPANY -- FUN FACT -- HAS

1228
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:54,045
SINCE DECLARED BANKRUPTCY, BUT

1229
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,413
REBRANDED AS "YESCARE," WHICH IS

1230
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,349
A BOLD NAME CHOICE FOR THAT

1231
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,051
COMPANY.

1232
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,052
IT'S LIKE APPLEBEES CALLING

1233
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:01,853
ITSELF "WON'T MAKE YOU POOP

1234
00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:03,221
WEIRD!"

1235
00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:08,760
TO PUT IT MILDLY, YOUR NAME

1236
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:09,727
IS A LITTLE MISLEADING.

1237
00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:10,928
ANYWAY, ARIZONA REPLACED CORIZON

1238
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:11,562
WITH A COMPANY CALLED CENTURION.

1239
00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:12,163
BUT THE SITUATION STILL DIDN'T

1240
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:12,397
IMPROVE.

1241
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:13,498
IN FACT, LAST JUNE, A

1242
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:14,599
JUDGE RULED THAT FOR YEARS,

1243
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,601
ACROSS MULTIPLE PROVIDERS, THE

1244
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,302
STATE HAD SHOWN "THE MOST

1245
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,536
CALLOUS AND INHUMANE

1246
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:19,937
INDIFFERENCE," SAYING "NO

1247
00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:21,539
LEGITIMATE HUMANE SYSTEM WOULD

1248
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,007
OPERATE IN THIS MANNER."

1249
00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,676
NOW, SINCE THAT RULING, THE

1250
00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:25,910
STATE'S CONTRACTED OUT TO YET

1251
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:27,845
ANOTHER NEW PROVIDER, THIS ONE

1252
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,781
CALLED NAPHCARE, WHICH ITSELF IS

1253
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:30,782
FIGHTING ACCUSATIONS OF FORCIBLY

1254
00:32:30,848 --> 00:32:31,816
INDUCING PREGNANT PRISONERS INTO

1255
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,584
LABOR AGAINST THEIR WILL.

1256
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:35,920
AND THAT'S THE THING -- IN SO

1257
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,222
MANY PLACES, STATES END UP JUST

1258
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,290
ROTATING AMONG A SMALL HANDFUL

1259
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:47,098
OF AWFUL PROVIDERS.

1260
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:48,633
PRISONS IN FLORIDA WENT FROM

1261
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,367
CORIZON, TO WEXFORD, TO

1262
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:50,134
CENTURION.

1263
00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:50,702
ALABAMA WENT FROM CORIZON TO

1264
00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:51,502
WEXFORD, TO YESCARE, WHICH,

1265
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:52,103
YOU'LL REMEMBER, IS BASICALLY

1266
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,671
JUST CORIZON REBRANDED.

1267
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,174
SO STATES CHOOSE HEALTHCARE

1268
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,708
PROVIDERS LIKE OLD MARRIED

1269
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,643
COUPLES CHOOSE SEXUAL POSITIONS:

1270
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,011
BY CYCLING THROUGH AN EXTREMELY

1271
00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:01,412
LIMITED NUMBER OF OPTIONS, NONE

1272
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,314
OF WHICH REALLY GET THE JOB DONE

1273
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,950
IN A SATISFYING WAY.

1274
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:06,851
AND THE OPTIONS CAN BE SO

1275
00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,286
LIMITED THAT, EVEN WHEN PUBLIC

1276
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:16,361
OFFICIALS DO TRY TO DO THE RIGHT

1277
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:17,428
THING AND DEMAND ACTION, THEY

1278
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:18,896
CAN OFTEN FIND THEMSELVES STUCK.

1279
00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:19,364
TAKE WHAT HAPPENED IN

1280
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,565
FORSYTH COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA.

1281
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:21,199
IT HAD A CONTRACT WITH A COMPANY

1282
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:21,866
CALLED CORRECT CARE SOLUTIONS TO

1283
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:22,600
PROVIDE CARE IN ITS JAIL.

1284
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,801
BUT AFTER A SERIES OF

1285
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:24,902
CALAMITIES, INCLUDING TWO MEN

1286
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:25,636
DYING IN THE SPACE OF JUST 24

1287
00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:26,704
DAYS, THIS COUNTY COMMISSIONER

1288
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:27,772
DECIDED TO VOTE AGAINST RENEWING

1289
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,374
THEIR CONTRACT, AND DID SO LIKE

1290
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,809
THIS:

1291
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33,544
>> I CAN'T VOTE TO SUPPORT

1292
00:33:33,611 --> 00:33:35,847
CORRECT CARE FOR ANY CONTRACT.

1293
00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:38,483
YOU KNOW, I DON'T CARE ABOUT

1294
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:39,817
THREE MILLION, THREE YEARS, OR

1295
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:40,318
WHATEVER.

1296
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:41,986
I WOULDN'T GIVE CORRECT --

1297
00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:43,721
CORRECT CARE SOLUTIONS $3,000

1298
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,123
FOR THREE DAYS IF I HAD MY WAY.

1299
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,524
SO I CAN'T SUPPORT IT.

1300
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:47,859
>> John: THAT'S A PRETTY STRONG

1301
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:50,762
"NO" FROM THAT MAN.

1302
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:51,996
AND AS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIABLE

1303
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:52,997
AS HIS RELUCTANCE TO RENEW

1304
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,899
CORRECT CARE'S CONTRACT WAS, AS

1305
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,000
THE COUNTY'S DEPUTY SHERIFF

1306
00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:56,968
POINTED OUT, THERE WAS A BIT OF

1307
00:33:57,034 --> 00:34:01,072
A PROBLEM.

1308
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,039
>> THE ONLY THING I WILL

1309
00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:03,808
SAY, SIR, IS, WITH REGARD TO

1310
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,409
THIS, THIS WAS -- CORRECT CARE

1311
00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:07,078
WAS THE ONLY VENDOR THAT BID.

1312
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,446
>> John: IT'S TRUE.

1313
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:09,580
THERE WAS NO OTHER OPTION.

1314
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:10,548
SO THE WHOLE VOTE WAS BASICALLY

1315
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:13,084
CEREMONIAL.

1316
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:14,051
IT'D BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE TO

1317
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:15,553
HOLD A VOTE ON THE QUESTION

1318
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:16,087
"SHOULD IT BE SUMMER NOW?"

1319
00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:16,521
YES?

1320
00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:17,422
YES?

1321
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:22,460
EVERYONE VOTES YES?

1322
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:23,394
WELL, BAD NEWS, EVERYONE,

1323
00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:24,128
IT STILL ISN'T.

1324
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:24,662
AND WHEN YOU PUT ALL THIS

1325
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,263
TOGETHER, IT'S HARD TO ESCAPE

1326
00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:25,863
TWO CONCLUSIONS: THAT ALL THE

1327
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:26,464
OPTIONS CURRENTLY ON THE TABLE

1328
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:27,198
ARE BAD AND THAT THE REASON

1329
00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:28,332
THEY'RE ALLOWED TO BE SO BAD IS

1330
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,967
BECAUSE OF WHO THIS CARE IS FOR.

1331
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:32,069
AND I GET IT CAN BE DIFFICULT

1332
00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:34,572
FOR SOME TO CARE ABOUT ISSUES

1333
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,940
AFFECTING PRISONERS.

1334
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,875
AND I ALSO GET THEIR HEALTH CARE

1335
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,277
MAY BE ESPECIALLY DIFFICULT TO

1336
00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:40,111
RALLY AROUND, AS SO MANY ON THE

1337
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,013
OUTSIDE DON'T HAVE HEALTH CARE

1338
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:42,914
THEMSELVES.

1339
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:43,915
I KNOW ALL OF THIS.

1340
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:44,916
BUT THE FACT REMAINS:

1341
00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:47,885
PRISONERS ARE PEOPLE.

1342
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:50,354
100% OF THEM ARE, IN FACT.

1343
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:50,922
AND THERE ARE SOME SOLUTIONS

1344
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:53,357
HERE.

1345
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:53,958
I'D ARGUE THE BARE MINIMUM WE

1346
00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:54,959
SHOULD DO IS TO STOP OUTSOURCING

1347
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:55,660
PRISON HEALTHCARE TO PRIVATE

1348
00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,395
COMPANIES.

1349
00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,663
AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL

1350
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:00,598
PRISON PROJECT AT THE ACLU PUTS

1351
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:01,532
IT, "GOVERNMENT-RUN PRISON

1352
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,500
HEALTH CARE IS OFTEN APPALLINGLY

1353
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:03,501
DEFICIENT, BUT AT LEAST WHEN A

1354
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:04,702
GOVERNMENT IS PROVIDING THE

1355
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,604
SERVICE, THERE IS SOME MEASURE

1356
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,105
OF OVERSIGHT."

1357
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,173
AND IT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING

1358
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,775
ABOUT JUST HOW BAD THINGS ARE

1359
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,009
THAT WHAT ACTIVISTS ARE PUSHING

1360
00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:13,377
FOR HERE IS THE "APPALLINGLY

1361
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,179
DEFICIENT" OPTION.

1362
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,381
AND LOOK, OBVIOUSLY, THE PROBLEM

1363
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,716
IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN JUST

1364
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,218
SHITTY CONTRACTORS.

1365
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,285
IF THE ISSUE IS THAT PRISONS ARE

1366
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:22,453
OVERWHELMED WITH TOO MANY

1367
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,889
PATIENTS TO TAKE CARE OF,

1368
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:25,823
MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE FEWER

1369
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,391
PEOPLE IN THERE.

1370
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,326
IF IT'S THAT THE PRISON

1371
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:29,527
POPULATION IS GETTING OLDER

1372
00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:30,161
BECAUSE OF THE INCREDIBLY LONG

1373
00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:30,962
SENTENCES WE'VE IMPOSED UPON

1374
00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:33,464
PEOPLE, MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER

1375
00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,532
RELEASING THEM.

1376
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,801
IF IT'S THAT TOO MANY OF THEM

1377
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:37,468
ARE DEALING WITH ADDICTION AND

1378
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,603
MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS,

1379
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:39,637
MAYBE WE SHOULD BE EXAMINING

1380
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:43,074
WHETHER PRISON IS THE BEST PLACE

1381
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:44,242
TO TREAT THOSE CONDITIONS.

1382
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,309
BECAUSE THE THING IS, IT'S

1383
00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:46,878
IMPOSSIBLE TO SEPARATE THIS

1384
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,913
ISSUE FROM THE MUCH LARGER

1385
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,114
CONVERSATIONS ABOUT UNIVERSAL

1386
00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:51,082
HEALTHCARE AND PRISON ABOLITION.

1387
00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:52,683
LIKE SO MANY STORIES THAT WE

1388
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,453
COVER, THIS ONE ENDS AT THE

1389
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,521
PERPETUAL ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM,

1390
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:57,154
THAT THE U.S. DOESN'T GUARANTEE

1391
00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:57,955
ANY OF ITS CITIZENS THE DIGNITY

1392
00:35:58,022 --> 00:35:59,190
OF GOOD HEALTHCARE, AND PUTS TOO

1393
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,658
MANY OF ITS PEOPLE IN CAGES --

1394
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,026
CAGES WHERE MANY WILL NEEDLESSLY

1395
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,295
DIE.

1396
00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:06,163
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT WITH ALL

1397
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,365
THE GRAINS OF SUGAR IN THE

1398
00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:09,000
WORLD, BUT IT SHOULD STILL BE

1399
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:11,035
ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO

1400
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:11,936
SWALLOW.

1401
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,671
AND NOW THIS.

1402
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,840
>> Announcer: AND NOW,

1403
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:16,474
FALL IS HERE AND SO IS

1404
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:23,581
SOMETHING ELSE.

1405
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:24,348
>> A BIG MILESTONE FOR A

1406
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,082
FAVORITE FALL DRINK THAT HELPED

1407
00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:26,117
START A YEARLY TREND.

1408
00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:26,817
THE STARBUCKS PUMPKIN SPICE

1409
00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:31,722
LATTE IS NOW 20 YEARS OLD.

1410
00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:36,327
>> 20 YEARS!

1411
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:40,798
BUT AN INSTANT IN THE

1412
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:41,899
BILLION-YEAR BURNING!

1413
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:42,767
>> SPEAKING OF DELICIOUS, THE

1414
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:43,367
LOVE AND APPRECIATION OF THE

1415
00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:44,201
PUBLIC SPACE IS AT AN ALL-TIME

1416
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:45,136
HIGH.

1417
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:45,770
AS WE DRINK AND EAT EVERYTHING

1418
00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:46,370
PUMPKIN, THE QUESTION IS BEING

1419
00:36:46,437 --> 00:36:47,004
RAISED, ARE AMERICANS ADDICTED?

1420
00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:47,405
>> YES!

1421
00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:49,974
WE ARE ADDICTED!

1422
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,877
WE ARE POWERLESS WORMS!

1423
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:53,778
DESIRE FOR YOUR WHIMSICAL FALL

1424
00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:54,312
FLAVORS!

1425
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:54,879
>> HAD A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE

1426
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:55,680
YESTERDAY.

1427
00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:56,914
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.

1428
00:36:56,981 --> 00:37:00,251
>> I HAD TO.

1429
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:06,924
>> YOU HAVE TO!

1430
00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:07,758
WE ARE MERE PUPPETS AGAINST

1431
00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:08,392
THE PROPRIETARY BLEND OF SPICES

1432
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:08,893
SO POWERFUL.

1433
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,360
>> I HAD A PSL PHASE.

1434
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,127
>> YEAH?

1435
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,930
>> BUT THEN I PSLed OUT.

1436
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:13,531
>> YEAH.

1437
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:14,732
>> MAYBE, LIKE, ONE A SEASON.

1438
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,933
NOT ALL THE TIME.

1439
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,668
>> YES!

1440
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:22,039
ALL THE TIME!

1441
00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:26,277
THE BLOOD OF THE PUMPKIN.

1442
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:27,378
>> 35%, ACCORDING TO MORNING

1443
00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:28,613
CONSULTS, SAY THEY WANT PUMPKIN

1444
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:29,213
SPICE ALL YEAR.

1445
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:29,647
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.

1446
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:35,252
>> IT IS TRUE, FRED!

1447
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:35,886
THE THIRST FOR SPICE WILL NOT BE

1448
00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:36,520
DENIED, EVEN BY THE HOST OF THE

1449
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:37,221
NATION'S SECOND MOST POPULAR

1450
00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,656
MORNING SHOW!

1451
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:39,457
>> DESPITE THE DRINK'S MASSIVE

1452
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:40,558
SUCCESS FOLLOWING ITS RELEASE,

1453
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,394
THE COMPANY CONSIDERED

1454
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:44,395
DISCONTINUING THE DRINK AT

1455
00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:45,262
ONE POINT TO KEEP THINGS NEW,

1456
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:46,664
FRESH, AND NOT REPETITIVE.

1457
00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:48,633
>> NO!

1458
00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:53,004
IT CAN NEVER BE STOPPED!

1459
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:57,174
ECHO INTO ETERNITY!

1460
00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:58,109
MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!

1461
00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:03,314
[SCREAMS]

1462
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:04,048
MORE!

1463
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:04,782
>> John: THAT IS OUR SHOW,

1464
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:07,618
THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

1465
00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:08,252
IT IS SO, SO GOOD TO BE BACK.

1466
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:09,320
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

1467
00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:10,154
GOOD NIGHT.

1468
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:13,758
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1469
00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:24,301
♪ ♪

1470
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:38,616
♪ ♪

1471
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:39,917
>> MORE!