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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> John: WELCOME, WELCOME,

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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"

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I'M JOHN OLIVER.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING

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US.

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IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK.

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THE U.S. SUFFERED A MASSIVE HEAT

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WAVE, TEAM USA UNVEILED THEIR

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OLYMPIC UNIFORMS, WHICH DON'T

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SAY "PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE" SO

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MUCH AS "MY STEP-MOTHER SENT ME

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AWAY TO BOARDING SCHOOL," AND

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PUTIN VISITED NORTH KOREA,

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WHERE, AFTER SIGNING A DEFENSE

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PACT, KIM JONG UN WAVED HIM OFF,

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LIKE A PARENT SENDING A KID AWAY

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TO SUMMER CAMP.

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"BYE!

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I LEFT A NOTE IN YOUR BACKPACK!

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DON'T READ IT TILL YOU GET

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THERE!"

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BUT WE'RE GOING TO START IN

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LOUISIANA, WHICH THIS WEEK, MADE

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SOME HISTORY.

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>> THIS MORNING LOUISIANA HAS

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BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO

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REQUIRE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS BE

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DISPLAYED IN PUBLIC CLASSROOMS

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FROM KINDERGARTEN TO PUBLICLY

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FUNDED UNIVERSITIES.

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>> IF YOU WANT TO RESPECT THE

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RULE OF LAW, YOU GOTTA START

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FROM THE ORIGINAL LAW GIVER,

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WHICH WAS MOSES.

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>> John: OKAY, FIRST: MOSES WAS

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NOT THE ORIGINAL LAWGIVER.

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THAT WOULD BE -- SAY IT WITH ME

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-- UR-NAMMU, KING OF THE ANCIENT

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SUMERIAN THIRD DYNASTY OF UR,

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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IT'S SOMETHING WE ALL KNOW.

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BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S TRUE:

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LOUISIANA WILL NOW REQUIRE THE

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TEN COMMANDMENTS BE DISPLAYED IN

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ALL PUBLIC CLASSROOMS, EVEN

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KINDERGARTENS.

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WHICH IS ABSURD.

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KINDERGARTENERS DON'T NEED "THOU

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SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S

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WIFE" NEXT TO THEIR CUBBIES.

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THAT'S NOT A THING THEY DO.

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AND EVEN IF THEY DID, WHO CARES?

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THEY'RE FIVE.

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IF YOU'RE THAT WORRIED ABOUT

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YOUR WIFE RUNNING OFF WITH A

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FIVE YEAR OLD, YOUR MARRIAGE HAS

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PROBLEMS NO GOD CAN FIX.

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AND IF YOU NOTICED SOME

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COMMOTION BEHIND GOVERNOR LANDRY

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THERE, THAT'S BECAUSE -- JUST A

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SECOND EARLIER -- ONE OF THE

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KIDS BEHIND HIM COLLAPSED.

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AND LANDRY NEVER ONCE TURNS

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AROUND TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

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AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY SHE'S OKAY.

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BUT THAT'S A PERFECT

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ENCAPSULATION OF THE REPUBLICAN

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PARTY TODAY -- LOUDLY PRETENDING

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TO CARE ABOUT THE WELL-BEING OF

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CHILDREN WHILE COMPLETELY

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IGNORING THE LITERAL WELL-BEING

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OF A CHILD.

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AND DURING THE DEBATE BEFORE THE

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LAW'S PASSAGE, ITS SPONSOR

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DIDN'T SEEM TROUBLED BY SOME

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PRETTY BASIC QUESTIONS.

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>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS

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ALIENATES STUDENTS WHO ARE NOT

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CHRISTIAN OR JEWISH?

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>> NO MA'AM, I DON'T.

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THIS IS ABOUT A MORAL CODE THAT

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OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED UPON AND

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THEY CAN SIMPLY TURN THEIR

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HEADS, I SUPPOSE.

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>> John: YEAH, THEY CAN SIMPLY

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TURN THEIR HEADS, YOU SUPPOSE.

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YOU KNOW, THE THING THE

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COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF DOING

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WHEN A CHILD FALLS BEHIND HIM.

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NOW, THIS IS CLEARLY

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UNCONSTITUTIONAL, AND THE ACLU

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HAS ALREADY SAID IT'LL FILE A

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LAWSUIT AGAINST LOUISIANA, AND

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YOU'D THINK THEY'D STAND A GOOD

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CHANCE TO WIN -- ESPECIALLY AS

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KENTUCKY ACTUALLY PASSED A

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SIMILAR LAW DECADES AGO, ONLY

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FOR IT TO BE STRUCK DOWN BY THE

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SUPREME COURT IN 1980.

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BUT THE TRUTH IS, AS THIS

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CONSTITUTIONAL EXPERT POINTS

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OUT, THIS TIME COULD BE

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DIFFERENT.

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>> ON ITS FACE, IT IS CERTAINLY

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CONTRARY TO SUPREME COURT

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PRECEDENT, BUT AS WE KNOW,

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PRECEDENT ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO

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>> John: YEAH, THAT'S PUTTING IT

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MILDLY.

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PRECEDENT USED TO MEAN JUSTICES

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HAD TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD

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REASON TO REVERSE COURSE ON

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SETTLED LAW, AND ONE BETTER THAN

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JUST, "MY BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS

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SAID THEY'D TAKE ME TO BARBADOS

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NEXT TIME."

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AND THIS FIGHT IS JUST THE

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LATEST IN A SERIES OF CONFLICTS

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OVER PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SYMBOLS

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-- THIS YEAR, LEGISLATORS IN

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TENNESSEE, FLORIDA AND UTAH ALL

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INTRODUCED BILLS TO BAN PRIDE

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FLAGS IN SCHOOLS.

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AND WHILE THOSE BILLS FAILED,

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MORE ARE UNDOUBTEDLY COMING.

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MEANWHILE, DENVER'S SCHOOL

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DISTRICT IS FACING A LAWSUIT

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FROM A PARENT OVER ITS DISPLAY

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OF PRIDE FLAGS, AFTER HE

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UNSUCCESSFULLY DEMANDED THEY

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DISPLAY A STRAIGHT PRIDE FLAG.

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WHICH IS APPARENTLY A BLACK AND

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WHITE STRIPED FLAG WITH A LINKED

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MALE AND FEMALE GENDER SIGN ON

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IT.

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AND IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE

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PICTURING IT, THIS IS THE

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STRAIGHT PRIDE FLAG, WHICH TO BE

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HONEST, REALLY SCREAMS

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"HETEROSEXUALITY IS A PRISON."

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THAT IS JUST A FAILURE OF

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MARKETING RIGHT THERE.

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THE PRIDE FLAG IS A JOYOUS

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EXPLOSION OF COLOR, AND YOU'RE

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GOING TO COUNTER IT WITH

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SOMETHING THAT LOOKS, AT BEST,

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LIKE THE HAMBURGLAR'S WEDDING

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INVITATION?

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GOOD LUCK!

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BUT IT'S NOT JUST ONE WEIRDO

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PARENT IN COLORADO DOING THIS

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SHIT.

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THE STATE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS

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RIGHT THERE WITH HIM, TOO.

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>> A FUNDRAISING EMAIL FROM

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COLORADO'S REPUBLICAN PARTY

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CALLED FOR LGBTQ PRIDE FLAGS TO

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BE BURNED, AND DESCRIBED LGBTQ

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AMERICANS AS "GODLESS GROOMERS."

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THAT EMAIL WAS SIGNED BY

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COLORADO GOP CHAIR DAVE

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WILLIAMS, AND THE SAME MESSAGE

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WAS ALSO POSTED ON X.

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>> John: OKAY, THERE'S A LOT TO

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UNPACK THERE, FROM THE HOT JESUS

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LOOKING LIKE HE JUST GOT BITTEN

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BY A RADIOACTIVE WISE MAN TO THE

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INSTRUCTION TO "BURN ALL PRIDE

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FLAGS THIS JUNE."

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AND AGAIN, THAT'S THE STATE

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PARTY'S OFFICIAL ACCOUNT,

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"COLO-G-O-P," WHICH TO BE

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HONEST, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS

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TRYING TO SPELL "COLONOSCOPY"

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AND THEN DIED.

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FLAKE ON GERMAN CITIES ROSE TO

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THE SUPREME COURT.

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HOUSE DISPLAYED AN UPSIDE-DOWN

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FLAG -- A SYMBOL ASSOCIATED WITH

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THE "STOP THE STEAL" MOVEMENT.

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ALITO QUICKLY BLAMED THAT ON HIS

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WIFE, SAYING "MY WIFE AND I OWN

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OUR VIRGINIA HOME JOINTLY.

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SHE THEREFORE HAS THE LEGAL

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RIGHT TO USE THE PROPERTY AS SHE

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SEES FIT, AND THERE WERE NO

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ADDITIONAL STEPS THAT I COULD

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HAVE TAKEN TO HAVE THE FLAG

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TAKEN DOWN MORE PROMPTLY."

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AND WHILE ON THE ONE HAND,

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PROGRESSIVE TAKE ON A WOMAN'S

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RIGHT TO CHOOSE FROM ALITO, HE

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DOES MAKE IT SOUND LIKE HE'S

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TRAPPED IN A FRAUGHT AND JOYLESS

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MARRIAGE, AND LUCKILY, I

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HAVE THE PERFECT FLAG FOR HIM TO

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BE ABLE TO EXPRESS THAT FEELING.

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ALITO'S WIFE WAS ACTUALLY

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RECORDED RECENTLY, TALKING ABOUT

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THAT CONTROVERSY, AND IN THE

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CONVERSATION, VOLUNTEERED HER

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OWN THOUGHTS ON THE PRIDE FLAG,

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AND THEY ARE INTENSE.

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>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?

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I WANT A SACRED HEART OF JESUS

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FLAG, BECAUSE I HAVE TO LOOK

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ACROSS THE LAGOON AT THE PRIDE

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FLAG FOR THE NEXT MONTH.

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AND HE IS LIKE "OH, PLEASE

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DON'T PUT UP A FLAG."

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I SAID, "I WON'T DO IT, BECAUSE

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I'M DEFERRING TO YOU.

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BUT WHEN YOU ARE FREE OF THIS

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NONSENSE, I'M PUTTING IT UP AND

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I'M GONNA SEND THEM A MESSAGE

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EVERY DAY, MAYBE EVERY WEEK,

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I'LL BE CHANGING THE FLAGS."

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THEY'LL BE ALL KINDS.

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I MADE A FLAG IN MY HEAD.

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THIS IS HOW I SATISFY MYSELF.

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I MADE A FLAG.

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IT'S WHITE AND IT HAS YELLOW AND

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ORANGE FLAMES AROUND IT.

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AND IN THE MIDDLE IS THE WORD

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"VERGOGNA."

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"VERGOGNA" IN ITALIAN MEANS

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SHAME, VERGOGNA.

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V-E-R-G-O-G-N-A.

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VERGOGNA...

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SHAME, SHAME, SHAME ON YOU.

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YOU KNOW?

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>> John: WOW.

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"MY HOBBY IS TELLING OTHER

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PEOPLE THAT THEY SHOULD FEEL

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SHAME, THROUGH DEPICTIONS OF

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FIRE AND THE ITALIAN LANGUAGE."

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THIS WOMAN IS OPERATING ON A

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LEVEL OF CATHOLICISM NEVER

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BEFORE SEEN.

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AND THE WAY SHE'S SAYING

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VERGOGNA THERE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S

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TRYING TO CAST A CURSE.

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EVERY TIME YOU SAY "VERGOGNA"

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LIKE THAT, AN ANGEL GETS ITS

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WINGS, AND THEN A BUNCH OF MEAN

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ITALIAN NUNS COME OVER AND START

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HITTING IT WITH RULERS.

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THE POINT IS, IT SEEMS SAFE TO

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SAY THAT A MAN WHO LIVES IN A

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HOUSE THAT'S THIS CLOSE TO

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FLYING A FLAMING "SHAME" FLAG

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ISN'T GOING TO HAVE MUCH OF A

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PROBLEM WITH THE TEN

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COMMANDMENTS BEING FORCED INTO

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CLASSROOMS.

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AND NONE OF THIS SHOULD BE

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SURPRISING -- CONSERVATIVES LOVE

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TO RAIL AGAINST "CANCEL CULTURE"

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WHILE TRYING TO BAN ANY SPEECH

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THEY DON'T LIKE.

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SO WHEN IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S

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SYMBOL, IT'S AN AFFRONT THAT

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NEEDS TO BE BURNED OR BANNED,

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BUT WHEN IT'S THEIRS, IT CAN BE

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MANDATED BY LAW, AND ANYONE WHO

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DOESN'T LIKE IT CAN JUST TURN

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THEIR HEAD AND NOT LOOK.

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I'D SAY THAT'S A SHAMEFUL

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POSITION TO TAKE, EXCEPT THANKS

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TO THIS VINDICTIVE FLAG QUEEN, I

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NOW KNOW THERE'S AN EVEN BETTER

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WORD: VERGOGNA.

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AND NOW, THIS.

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>> Announcer: AND NOW,

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HAPPY PRIDE FROM JIM CRAMER.

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>> YOU COULD HAVE A CHANCE FOR A

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REAL RUN THE NEXT DAY.

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I STATE MY CAREER WILL BE ABLE

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TO SPOT BOTTOM AND TOPS.

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ALWAYS USE THE TEN TO ONE RATIO

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TO CALL BOTTOMS, INCLUDING

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GENERATIONAL BOTTOMS THAT YOU

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CAN NAIL.

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ABSOLUTELY NAIL THE TOP AND THEN

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THE BOTTOM.

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THE BOTTOM OF APRIL 2020.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NAIL THE

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BOTTOM IN THE SPRING OF LAST

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YEAR.

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BOTTOM IN MARCH OF 29.

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SEBASTIAN MANAGED TO NAIL THE

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BOTTOM WHEN WE TALKED TO HIM

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ABOUT IT.

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REMEMBER?

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DAVID CAMERON ON THE SHOW HE

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BASICALLY CALLED THE BOTTOM.

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SURE ENOUGH, HE NAILED IT.

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REMEMBER I SAID APPLE BOTTOMS,

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WE BOTTOM.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO NAIL EVERY

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SHORT-TERM TOP AND BOTTOM,

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THAT'S TOO HARD.

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THAT'S TEXTBOOK BOTTOM.

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I THINK WE HAVE TO EXPERIENCE

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MORE PAIN BEFORE WE GET THE BIG

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BOTTOM THAT WE ARE ALL WAITING

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FOR.

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LET'S GO TO JOE IN OHIO.

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IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO

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PERFECTLY NAIL THE BOTTOM.

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OF COURSE YOU CAN ALMOST NAIL

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THE BOTTOM.

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LAST YEAR'S BOTTOM WAS VERY

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SNEAKY.

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WHEN CAN YOU BE SURE YOU HAVE A

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REAL BOTTOM AT HAND?

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OH, THAT'S THE QUESTION.

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YOU'VE COME TO THE CORRECT PLACE

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FOR THE ANSWER.

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I'VE BEEN SPELUNKING FOR

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BOTTOMS ALL YEAR.

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>> John: MOVING ON.

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OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS

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THE U.K.: THE NUMBER ONE STUDY

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ABROAD DESTINATION FOR AMERICANS

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WHO REFUSE TO LEARN A NEW

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LANGUAGE.

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IT'S ALSO -- FUN FACT -- WHERE

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I'M FROM!

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AND EVEN IF I NEVER OPENED MY

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MOUTH, I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD

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STILL TELL.

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THE U.K.'S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN

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ELECTION RIGHT NOW, WHICH ITS

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PRIME MINISTER, RISHI SUNAK,

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CALLED BACK IN MAY, FOR SOME

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REASON, IN THE MIDDLE OF A

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DOWNPOUR.

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>> AT A DAMP DOWNING STREET,

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WITH FEW MOVES LEFT TO PLAY, IT

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WAS TIME TO ROLL THE DICE.

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>> EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH

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HIS MAJESTY THE KING TO REQUEST

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THE DISSOLUTION OF PARLIAMENT.

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THE KING HAS GRANTED THIS

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REQUEST, AND WE WILL HAVE A

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GENERAL ELECTION ON THE 4TH OF

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JULY.

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>> John: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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IT'S POURING RAIN, AND YOU ARE

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LITERALLY STANDING IN FRONT OF

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THE HOUSE WHERE YOU LIVE.

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JUST POP IN AND GRAB AN

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UMBRELLA.

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IT FRANKLY SAYS SOMETHING THAT A

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BRITISH PERSON TRYING TO RECLAIM

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THE FOURTH OF JULY AS A DAY OF

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POTENTIAL VICTORY IS THE

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SECOND-WEIRDEST THING ABOUT THAT

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ANNOUNCEMENT.

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THIS ELECTION WAS SOMETHING OF A

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SURPRISE, THOUGH.

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AND IF YOU'RE CONFUSED HOW THAT

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CAN BE, IN BRITAIN, THE PRIME

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MINISTER CAN CALL AN ELECTION

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WHENEVER THEY WANT, AS LONG AS

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THERE'S ONE EVERY FIVE YEARS.

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LIKE MANY THINGS, THE WAY

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BRITAIN OPERATES IS "KIND OF

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LIKE THE U.S., BUT WHIMSICALLY

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WORSE."

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THE LAST ELECTION WAS BACK IN

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2019, SO SUNAK HAD TO CALL ONE

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BEFORE THE END OF THIS YEAR, BUT

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HE CHOSE TO DO SO RIGHT NOW --

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SOMETHING THAT EVEN MEMBERS OF

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HIS OWN PARTY WERE BLINDSIDED

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BY, AS THESE REPORTERS POINTED

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OUT LATER THAT DAY.

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>> I MEAN, THIS MORNING, AMID

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ALL THE SPECULATION, NOBODY

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COULD REALLY BELIEVE IT.

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HOW HAS IT GONE DOWN WITH HIS

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MPs?

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>> BADLY.

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>> John: FIRST, I DON'T WANT TO

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READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS, BUT THE

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FACT BOTH OF THEM WERE

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OSTENTATIOUSLY HOLDING LARGE

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UMBRELLAS THERE FEELS LIKE A

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PRETTY CLEAR DIG TO ME.

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BUT SECOND, I GET WHY SUNAK'S

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COLLEAGUES WERE MAD.

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IT MUST SUCK TO HAVE TO SUDDENLY

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GO HOME AND TELL YOUR SPOUSE

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"SORRY, LOVE, I KNOW WE WERE

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SUPPOSED TO GO TO ITALY NEXT

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MONTH BUT MY WET BOSS GAVE A

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SPEECH AND NOW I HAVE TO SPEND

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THE NEXT 6 WEEKS RUNNING AROUND

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FIGHTING FOR MY JOB."

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SUNAK'S PARTY, THE CONSERVATIVES

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-- OR TORIES -- ARE CURRENTLY

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WILDLY UNPOPULAR IN BRITAIN.

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THEY GOT TROUNCED EARLIER THIS

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YEAR IN LOCAL ELECTIONS, AND ARE

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CURRENTLY POLLING AROUND 20

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POINTS BEHIND THEIR MAIN RIVAL,

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THE LABOUR PARTY, WITH ONE

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PROJECTION MODEL SUGGESTING

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LABOUR COULD WIN AROUND 450 OF

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THE 650 PARLIAMENTARY SEATS.

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SOME HAVE EVEN SAID THIS

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ELECTION COULD BE AN "EXTINCTION

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LEVEL EVENT" FOR THE TORIES.

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AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE

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PROJECTING CONFIDENCE OR

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COMPETENCE.

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NEARLY 80 CONSERVATIVE MPs HAVE

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STEPPED DOWN AHEAD OF THE

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ELECTION -- A POSTWAR RECORD.

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AND THAT'S ON TOP OF THE

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RESIGNATIONS THAT'VE TAKEN PLACE

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OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS,

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INCLUDING THIS MP WHO ADMITTED

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TO USING COCAINE BUT CLAIMED HE

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WAS SET UP, SAYING, IT WAS VERY

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LATE AND HE'D BEEN DRINKING TONS

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OF INCREDIBLY POTENT JAPANESE

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WHISKEY.

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ANOTHER WHO ADMITTED TO GROPING

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TWO MEN AT A PRIVATE MEMBERS'

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CLUB, AND THIS GUY, WHO RESIGNED

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AFTER HE WAS FOUND TO HAVE

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WATCHED PORNOGRAPHY ON HIS PHONE

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IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS, AND HIS

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EXCUSE FOR THAT WAS GENUINELY

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AMAZING.

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>> THE SITUATION WAS THAT IT

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WAS, FUNNILY ENOUGH, THAT IT WAS

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TRACTORS THAT I WAS LOOKING AT.

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AND, UM, SO, BUT I DID GET INTO

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ANOTHER WEBSITE THAT HAD A SORT

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OF A VERY SIMILAR NAME.

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AND I WATCHED IT FOR A BIT,

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WHICH I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE.

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BUT MY CRIME, MY BIGGEST CRIME,

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IS THAT ON ANOTHER OCCASION, I

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WENT IN A SECOND TIME.

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>> AND THAT WAS DELIBERATE?

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>> AND THAT WAS DELIBERATE.

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>> John: THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

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"YES, I LOOKED AT PORN, TWICE,

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BUT THE FIRST TIME, I WAS JUST

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TRYING TO LOOK AT TRACTORS ON

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THE INTERNET."

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THAT'S VERY MUCH THE "JAPANESE

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WHISKEY TRICKED ME INTO DOING

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COCAINE" OF INTERNET PORN LIES.

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BUT WHAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE

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UNBELIEVABLE IS, WHY WOULD

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ANYONE NEED TO SEEK OUT PORN, IF

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THEY'RE ALREADY LOOKING AT

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TRACTORS?

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YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED

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RIGHT THERE AND YOU DON'T EVEN

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HAVE TO FLIP OFF SAFE SEARCH.

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WHY GO TO THE BAKERY, WHEN WE'VE

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GOT CAKE AT HOME?

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I'M NOT SAYING I'D FUCK A

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TRACTOR, I'M SAYING I'D LET

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THIS TRACTOR FUCK ME SO HARD I

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SPROUT CORN.

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AND ON TOP OF ALL THIS, SUNAK

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HIMSELF SEEMS TO BE ALMOST

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TRYING TO LOSE, GIVEN ONE OF HIS

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NEW, BOLD CAMPAIGN IDEAS IS TO

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BRING BACK MANDATORY NATIONAL

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SERVICE FOR 18-YEAR-OLDS, A PLAN

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THAT DREW ALMOST IMMEDIATE

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BLOWBACK, TO THE POINT HE FELT

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THE NEED TO TALK TO TEENS IN A

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WAY HE HOPED THEY'D UNDERSTAND.

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>> HI, TIKTOK, SORRY TO BE

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BREAKING INTO YOUR USUAL

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POLITICS-FREE FEED, BUT I'M

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MAKING A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY,

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AND I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT A LOT OF

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YOU ALREADY HAVE SOME VIEWS ON

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IT.

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SO, FIRST THING: NO, I'M NOT

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SENDING EVERYONE OFF TO JOIN THE

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ARMY.

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WHAT I AM DOING IS PROPOSING A

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BOLD NEW MODEL OF NATIONAL

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SERVICE FOR 18-YEAR-OLDS.

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THEY'LL BE ABLE TO CHOOSE TO

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SPEND 12 MONTHS AT A FULL-TIME

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MILITARY COMMISSION, OR ONE

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WEEKEND PER MONTH VOLUNTEERING

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IN ROLES WITHIN YOUR LOCAL

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COMMUNITY-LIKE DELIVERING

512
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PRESCRIPTIONS AND FOOD TO

513
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,066
ELDERLY PEOPLE, OR IN SEARCH AND

514
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,233
RESCUE.

515
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,366
>> John: OH, OKAY!

516
00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:41,966
SO IT'S NOT BRINGING BACK THE

517
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:42,933
DRAFT.

518
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,433
IT'S BRINGING BACK THE DRAFT

519
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,466
OR FORCING TEENS TO DO GRUBHUB

520
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:49,533
FOR GRANDMAS OR SEARCH FOR

521
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,833
BODIES IN THE THAMES.

522
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,833
JUST CLASSIC THINGS 18-YEAR-OLDS

523
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,600
LOVE TO DO.

524
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:54,266
TO PUT IT MILDLY, THE TORIES ARE

525
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,033
IN TROUBLE.

526
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,266
WHICH IS A REMARKABLE DOWNFALL

527
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,633
FOR A PARTY THAT'S BEEN IN POWER

528
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,366
FOR THE LAST 14 STRAIGHT YEARS.

529
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,666
THIS COULD BE A MASSIVE COUPLE

530
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:04,000
OF WEEKS FOR THE U.K.

531
00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:05,033
SO GIVEN THAT, TONIGHT, LET'S

532
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,433
LOOK AT THE U.K. ELECTION.

533
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,866
AND WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS ON A

534
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:08,766
FEW THINGS: SOME OF THE CHOICES

535
00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:10,433
ON OFFER, WHY PEOPLE ARE SO MAD

536
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:16,333
AT THE CONSERVATIVES FOR WHAT

537
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,700
AND WHY THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

538
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:18,933
TO BE.

539
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,566
AND LET'S START WITH SOME OF THE

540
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:20,100
CONTENDERS -- THERE'S THE

541
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:20,600
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS -- THE

542
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:21,200
TRADITIONALLY CENTRIST PARTY.

543
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:21,833
THEY'RE UNLIKELY TO WIN OVERALL,

544
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,900
AND BECAUSE OF THAT, SEEM TO BE

545
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:23,866
FOCUSING ON HAVING FUN.

546
00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:25,133
ONE LIB DEM OFFICIAL HAS SAID,

547
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,933
"AS A SMALLER PARTY, WE HAVE TO

548
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,100
FIND A WAY TO BREAK INTO THE

549
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,466
NEWS CYCLE."

550
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,066
AND THAT'S MEANT PUSHING THEIR

551
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:31,833
LEADER, ED DAVEY, TO DO MULTIPLE

552
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,033
STUPID STUNTS LIKE GOING DOWN A

553
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:36,033
WATERSLIDE, FALLING OFF A PADDLE

554
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,766
BOARD, AND DOING "LOOK MA, NO

555
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,066
FEET" ON A BIKE.

556
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,100
HE EVEN TRIED TO CONDUCT A

557
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,900
POLICY INTERVIEW IN THE WEIRDEST

558
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,100
IMAGINABLE PLACE.

559
00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:44,933
>> WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY?

560
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,866
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THE

561
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:46,300
ECONOMY?

562
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:46,933
>> YEAH.

563
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,966
WE'VE GOTTA GET IT GROWING

564
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,333
AGAIN, AND THAT'LL BE HELPED BY

565
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,000
CUTTING THE NHS WAITING LIST

566
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:52,033
ALSO BY GETTING A MUCH BETTER

567
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,866
TRADE DEAL WITH EUROPE AND

568
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,500
BY INVESTING IN THE SKILLS OF

569
00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:56,900
OUR YOUNG PEOPLE.

570
00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:58,733
SO WE'VE GOT GREAT POLICIES FOR

571
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,366
OUR ECONOMY AND ALSO THE COST OF

572
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,833
LIVING!

573
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,333
>> John: LOOK, I'M GLAD ED

574
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,900
DAVEY'S HAVING FUN, BUT THE FACT

575
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:07,500
IS, HIS PARTY'S STILL GOING TO

576
00:15:07,566 --> 00:15:08,133
LOSE THE ELECTION!

577
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,400
THEN THERE'S THE MUCH

578
00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:11,133
LESS-ENDEARING FAR-RIGHT REFORM

579
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,366
U.K. PARTY, THE PUNCHABLE FACE

580
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,300
OF WHICH IS NIGEL FARAGE.

581
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,933
HE'S BEEN OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN

582
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,266
TRAIL, RUNNING ON A HARD

583
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333
ANTI-IMMIGRATION PLATFORM, AND

584
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,700
GETTING THE EXACT RECEPTION HE

585
00:15:19,766 --> 00:15:21,933
DESERVES.

586
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,400
>> REFORM U.K.'S ATTRACTED

587
00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:24,066
ATTENTION, WITH BOLD PROMISES ON

588
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,466
REDUCING LEGAL IMMIGRATION

589
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:27,500
LEVELS AND STOPPING SMALL BOAT

590
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:31,833
CROSSINGS.

591
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:32,433
FOR ALL THE SUPPORT, IT SEEMS

592
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,665
NOT EVERYONE'S A FAN OF THEIR

593
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,800
APPROACH.

594
00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:36,266
NIGEL FARAGE WAS COVERED IN

595
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,366
MILKSHAKE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL.

596
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,233
>> John: SPECTACULAR.

597
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,100
ALSO, A BONKERS USE OF THE

598
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,633
PASSIVE VOICE THERE.

599
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,800
"WAS COVERED IN MILKSHAKE?"

600
00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:45,866
WHO THREW IT, EXACTLY?

601
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:46,933
I'LL TELL YOU WHO: THE DAIRY

602
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,933
QUEEN WHO MADE THIS PERFECT

603
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,133
FIBONACCI SPIRAL.

604
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,633
JUST LOOK AT HER!

605
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,966
YOU CAN'T ERASE THIS ICON.

606
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,733
LOOK AT THOSE LASHES!

607
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,366
NO NEED TO FORCE THE YOUTH INTO

608
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,700
SERVING THEIR COUNTRY -- THIS

609
00:15:58,766 --> 00:16:01,133
LEGEND IS DOING IT FOR FREE.

610
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,633
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA JUST

611
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,933
HOW UNLIKABLE YOU HAVE TO BE TO

612
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,766
GET MILKSHAKED?

613
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,300
NO ONE JUST CASUALLY HAS A

614
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:09,200
MILKSHAKE ON THEIR PERSON, OR

615
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:09,766
THINKS "I BETTER GRAB ONE IN

616
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:10,366
CASE I ENCOUNTER ANY ASSHOLES

617
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,233
TODAY."

618
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,166
NO, THEY THINK "YOU KNOW WHAT I

619
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:13,700
HAVEN'T HAD IN A WHILE BUT

620
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:14,466
DESERVE?

621
00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:14,766
A MILKSHAKE.

622
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,000
A TREAT."

623
00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:17,500
YET DESPITE THAT, NIGEL FARAGE

624
00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:19,766
IS CLEARLY "SO MUCH OF AN

625
00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:20,466
ASSHOLE" THAT THIS HERO WAS

626
00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:22,000
WILLING TO GET RID OF HER

627
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,366
POSSIBLE BIRTHDAY MILKSHAKE

628
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:24,966
HAVING DECIDED "THIS IS A BETTER

629
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:27,800
USE OF IT."

630
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:28,366
AND FRANKLY, SHE WAS RIGHT.

631
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:29,233
ESPECIALLY AS THAT WASN'T EVEN

632
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,700
THE FIRST TIME FARAGE GOT

633
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:31,000
MILKSHAKED.

634
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,466
IT HAPPENED TO HIM BACK IN 2019,

635
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,233
TOO -- AND JUST LOOK AT HIM

636
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,633
THERE.

637
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,665
LOOK HOW SAD HE IS, WEARING HIS

638
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,533
STUPID LITTLE RIBBON.

639
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,500
HE LOOKS LIKE HE THREW UP ON

640
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,266
HIMSELF AFTER WINNING A SPELLING

641
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,633
BEE.

642
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,466
AND IF, FOR EVEN A MOMENT, YOU

643
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,066
HAVE THE TINIEST FLICKER OF

644
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,266
SYMPATHY FOR HIM, PLEASE KNOW

645
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,665
THAT HE FOLLOWED HIS RECENT

646
00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:48,433
MILKSHAKING BY RELEASING THIS

647
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,300
VIDEO.

648
00:16:50,366 --> 00:16:52,566
>> MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE

649
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:56,533
PEOPLE TO THE RALLY.

650
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,600
>> John: I HATE THAT MAN SO

651
00:16:58,665 --> 00:17:01,766
MUCH.

652
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,066
AND THERE IS NO EXAGGERATION--

653
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:04,233
NO ONE ON EARTH MORE DESERVING

654
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:04,833
OF BEING MILKSHOOK THAN NIGEL

655
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,366
FARAGE.

656
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:06,333
SO CLEARLY, NEITHER OF THESE WET

657
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:06,933
BOYS ARE LIKELY TO BE THE NEXT

658
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,665
PRIME MINISTER.

659
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,300
BUT WHY ISN'T THIS ONE GOING TO

660
00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:09,933
WIN?

661
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,400
AS PRIME MINISTER, HE SHOULD

662
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,099
HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF

663
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,566
INCUMBENCY.

664
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,032
BUT THE TRUTH IS, SUNAK'S NEVER

665
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:15,633
BEEN POPULAR, AND FOR MULTIPLE

666
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,665
REASONS, INCLUDING THE FACT

667
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:18,800
THAT, AFTER MARRYING THE HEIR TO

668
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:20,333
A MULTI-BILLION-DOLLAR FORTUNE,

669
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:20,965
HE'S NOW GOT MORE MONEY THAN THE

670
00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:22,800
KING.

671
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,133
IN FACT, IT SAYS SOMETHING THAT,

672
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,300
THE VERY DAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED

673
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,533
SUNAK WOULD BECOME PRIME

674
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,333
MINISTER, ONE NEWS REPORT

675
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:32,900
FEATURED THIS FUN GRAPHIC.

676
00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:33,533
>> WELL, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE

677
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,300
RISHI SUNAK IN ONE WORD?

678
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:35,066
SAVANTA COMRES, A POLLING

679
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,433
RESEARCH COMPANY, CAME UP WITH A

680
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:41,800
WORD CLOUD, AND PEOPLE SENT IN

681
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:43,266
THEIR THOUGHTS.

682
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,533
AND THIS IS THE CONCLUSION.

683
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,533
"RICH" IS THE OVERWHELMING WORD,

684
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,300
ALONGSIDE "CAPABLE," "OKAY,"

685
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,000
"GOOD," AND "CLEVER."

686
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,333
>> John: WOW.

687
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,900
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF AN

688
00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:50,866
OUT-OF-TOUCH WANG YOU HAVE TO BE

689
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,366
FOR PEOPLE TO THINK YOUR WHOLE

690
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:53,433
VIBE CAN BE SUMMED UP BY THE

691
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,066
WORD "RICH?"

692
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,633
ELON MUSK'S THE RICHEST MAN ON

693
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,600
EARTH, AND IT'S NOT EVEN THE

694
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,066
FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND

695
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,433
WHEN I THINK OF HIM.

696
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,933
THAT'D BE APARTHEID.

697
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:03,833
IT'S ALSO NOT THE FIRST WORD

698
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,633
THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN I THINK

699
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:04,966
OF BILL GATES.

700
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,533
THAT WOULD BE

701
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,433
HOWMANYTIMESWASHEONEPSTEINSPLANE

702
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,066
WHICH COUNTS AS ONE WORD IF YOU

703
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,066
SAY IT REALLY FAST.

704
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,266
BUT PERHAPS THE MOST NOTABLE

705
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,733
THING THERE ISN'T HOW BIG THE

706
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800
WORD "RICH" IS -- IT'S THAT THAT

707
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:16,366
WORD CLOUD ALSO INCLUDES THE

708
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:20,733
WORDS "TWAT" AND "CUNT."

709
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,466
THEY PUT THAT ON THE NEWS.

710
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,266
ENOUGH PEOPLE CALLED THE PRIME

711
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:22,900
MINISTER A CUNT THAT IT MADE THE

712
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,466
NEWS.

713
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:25,966
IT ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL

714
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,333
PATRIOTIC.

715
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,500
AND JUST FOR THE RECORD --

716
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,566
"CUNT" IN THE U.K. ISN'T AS

717
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:33,600
HARSH A WORD AS IT IS HERE.

718
00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:35,000
I KNOW HERE IN THE U.S., IT'S

719
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,133
USUALLY USED BY RED-PILLED

720
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,400
BASEMENT BOYS TOWARD POWERFUL

721
00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:38,600
WOMEN.

722
00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:39,400
BUT IN THE U.K. IT'S A

723
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,433
NON-GENDERED, MULTI-PURPOSE

724
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:46,100
INSULT LIKE "DODGY," "TOSSER,"

725
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:46,766
"NUMPTY," "DICKSPLASH,"

726
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,566
"FUCKLETOES," "PILLOCK," AND

727
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:48,433
"COCKWOMBLE."

728
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,533
ONLY ONE OF THOSE IS MADE UP AND

729
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,766
IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK.

730
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:53,566
BUT PERHAPS THE CLEAREST SIGN OF

731
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,933
HOW UNPOPULAR THE TORIES ARE IS

732
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,133
THAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE

733
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,066
DEFEATED BY THE LABOUR PARTY,

734
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,733
CURRENTLY LED BY KEIR STARMER,

735
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,333
AND FUN FACT ABOUT KEIR: THERE

736
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,833
AREN'T ANY.

737
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,566
IN FACT, WHEN POLLSTERS ASKED

738
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:05,633
VOTERS TO DESCRIBE WHAT STARMER

739
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,700
STANDS FOR, THE RESPONSES

740
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:09,633
INCLUDED "NOTHING," "NOT SURE"

741
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,766
AND "DON'T KNOW" HIS MOST

742
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:11,400
NOTABLE ATTRIBUTE MAY BE HAVING

743
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,233
NO REAL NOTABLE ATTRIBUTES AT

744
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,500
ALL, AS THIS POLLSTER DELICATELY

745
00:19:14,566 --> 00:19:21,566
POINTS OUT.

746
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,333
>> FOR KEIR STARMER, STILL OVER

747
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,133
HALF OF THE POPULATION DON'T

748
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:28,733
REALLY PERCEIVE THAT THEY KNOW

749
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,366
WHAT HE STANDS FOR, AND ONLY ONE

750
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:30,400
IN FIVE PEOPLE SAY THAT HE'S

751
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:31,033
GOOD IN A CRISIS OR INDEED HAS A

752
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:31,933
PERSONALITY.

753
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,300
AND SO, THERE ARE SOME AREAS

754
00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:40,533
WHERE HE NEEDS TO SEE FURTHER

755
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:40,866
DEVELOPMENT.

756
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:41,566
>> John: OKAY.

757
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:42,200
SET ASIDE THE BRUTAL PERSONALITY

758
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:42,866
SLAM -- YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

759
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,100
TO HAVE LESS THAN HALF THE

760
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:44,700
POPULATION KNOW WHAT YOU STAND

761
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,200
FOR, IN THE MODERN AGE?

762
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,800
THANKS TO SOCIAL MEDIA, I KNOW

763
00:19:46,866 --> 00:19:48,000
WHAT MY HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY

764
00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:48,633
TEACHER THINKS ABOUT VEGANS WHO

765
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,533
EAT HONEY.

766
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,133
I KNOW MY BROTHER'S ROOMMATE'S

767
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:51,766
EX-GIRLFRIEND THINKS LEE HARVEY

768
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:52,300
OSWALD COULDN'T HAVE ACTED

769
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:52,733
ALONE.

770
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,666
AND I KNOW THAT SHAQ DOESN'T FIT

771
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,566
IN THE SEATS AT KNOTT'S BERRY

772
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:56,900
FARM, BECAUSE HE TWEETED, AND I

773
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,533
QUOTE, "IM AT KNOTS BERRY FARMS

774
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,400
AND MY BUTTS 2 BIG 2 FIT IN THE

775
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,033
SEATS ON RIDE.

776
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,566
AHHHHHH, THAT'S ME YELLIN."

777
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:07,266
THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO AND

778
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,266
IT'LL BE THE LAST THING I THINK

779
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,466
ABOUT BEFORE I DIE.

780
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,266
THE POINT IS, WE KNOW TOO MUCH

781
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,466
ABOUT EVERYONE ON EARTH, MAKING

782
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:14,466
IT INCREDIBLE THAT BRITISH

783
00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:15,700
PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO KNOW MUCH

784
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,333
ABOUT THE MAN ON THE VERGE OF

785
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,333
RUNNING THE 6TH LARGEST ECONOMY

786
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,566
IN THE WORLD.

787
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,600
TO THE EXTENT WE KNOW ANYTHING

788
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:22,300
ABOUT STARMER, IT'S THAT HE'S A

789
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:23,066
PRETTY BLAND CENTRIST.

790
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,233
PERHAPS THE PERFECT SYMBOL OF

791
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,366
THAT IS THE FACT HE UNVEILED HIS

792
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:28,166
PARTY'S MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD

793
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:28,733
PLATFORM EARLIER THIS MONTH

794
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,766
STANDING NEXT TO THE WORD

795
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,366
"CHANGE" IN THE SMALLEST FONT

796
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,033
IMAGINABLE.

797
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:33,666
HE'S ALSO DONE THINGS LIKE TELL

798
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,066
HIS CABINET MEMBERS THEY SHOULD

799
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:37,666
NOT BE ON PICKET LINES SHOWING

800
00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:39,233
SUPPORT FOR STRIKING

801
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:39,833
RAILWORKERS, WHICH IS A LITTLE

802
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,466
HARD TO TAKE, GIVEN THEIR

803
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:41,000
PARTY'S NAME IS LITERALLY

804
00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,600
"LABOUR."

805
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:43,200
AND ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, HE'S

806
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:43,933
BEEN REPEATEDLY CHALLENGED TO

807
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,066
COME UP WITH INTERESTING FACTS

808
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:46,700
ABOUT HIMSELF, AND SO FAR, HE'S

809
00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:47,466
ONLY MANAGED TO COME UP WITH

810
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:49,000
ONE.

811
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:56,100
>> TELL US ONE INTERESTING OR

812
00:20:58,933 --> 00:20:59,500
SURPRISING THING ABOUT YOURSELF

813
00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:00,100
THAT WE DON'T ALREADY KNOW, BY

814
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:00,733
THE WAY.

815
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,666
>> OH, WELL, LOOK, I DID VIOLIN

816
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:02,333
LESSONS WITH FATBOY SLIM BACK IN

817
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:02,666
THE DAY AND --

818
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:03,033
>> IS THAT TRUE?

819
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:03,966
>> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE,

820
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,166
ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

821
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,400
>> John: I'LL ADMIT, THAT IS

822
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,166
DEFINITELY NOTABLE.

823
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,300
THOUGH IT'S NOT GREAT WHEN THE

824
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:09,733
MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT YOU

825
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,900
IS "I WAS ONCE IN SCHOOL NEXT TO

826
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:11,433
SOMEONE MORE INTERESTING."

827
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:18,500
YEAH!

828
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,133
KEIR, WE ASSUMED THAT!

829
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:24,766
SO HOW ARE THE CONSERVATIVES AT

830
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:25,666
THE POINT WHERE THEY'RE ABOUT TO

831
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:26,300
HAVE THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM

832
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:26,933
BY FATBOY SLIM'S VIOLIN PARTNER?

833
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,100
WELL, THE ANSWER IS, EVERYTHING

834
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,133
THEY'VE DONE OVER THE LAST 14

835
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,166
YEARS -- IN WHICH TIME THEY'VE

836
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:30,700
HAD FIVE DIFFERENT PRIME

837
00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:30,966
MINISTERS.

838
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:31,433
AND IT'S WORTH BRIEFLY

839
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,533
REVISITING ALL OF THEM.

840
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,100
AND LET'S START WITH, DAVID

841
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:33,966
CAMERON.

842
00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:35,100
THREE-TIME WINNER OF "BRITAIN'S

843
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,933
LEAST LIPS."

844
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,866
HE TOOK OVER IN 2010, AT A TIME

845
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,966
WHEN BRITAIN WAS RUNNING RECORD

846
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:40,566
DEFICITS, AND CHOSE TO TACKLE

847
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,233
THAT THROUGH WHAT'S BEEN CALLED

848
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:42,900
"ONE OF THE BIGGEST DEFICIT

849
00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:49,500
REDUCTION PROGRAMMES SEEN IN ANY

850
00:21:49,566 --> 00:21:49,966
ADVANCED ECONOMY SINCE

851
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:50,300
WORLD WAR II."

852
00:21:50,366 --> 00:21:50,900
AND WHILE MOST OF EUROPE CHOSE

853
00:21:50,966 --> 00:21:51,833
TO RAISE TAXES BACK THEN,

854
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,200
CAMERON RELIED ON A PROGRAM OF

855
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:54,366
"AUSTERITY" -- ESSENTIALLY,

856
00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:56,400
MAKING BRUTAL CUTS TO GOVERNMENT

857
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,066
SERVICES, AND ATTRIBUTING

858
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,066
BRITAIN'S STRUGGLES NOT TO THE

859
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:04,166
2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS, BUT TO

860
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,200
YEARS OF "FRIVOLOUS SPENDING"

861
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:05,533
UNDER LABOUR.

862
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,433
AND HE EXPLAINED HIS CUTS LIKE

863
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,166
THIS.

864
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:09,433
>> REDUCING SPENDING WILL BE

865
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,133
DIFFICULT.

866
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,233
THERE ARE PROGRAMS THAT WILL BE

867
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,966
CUT.

868
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:13,533
THERE ARE JOBS THAT WILL BE

869
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,600
LOST.

870
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:16,233
THERE ARE THINGS THE GOVERNMENT

871
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:19,500
DOES TODAY THAT IT WILL HAVE TO

872
00:22:19,566 --> 00:22:20,133
STOP DOING.

873
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,266
MANY GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS WILL

874
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,300
HAVE THEIR BUDGETS CUT ON

875
00:22:24,366 --> 00:22:26,666
AVERAGE 25% OVER FOUR YEARS.

876
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:27,933
>> John: NOW, WE WILL GET INTO

877
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:31,033
THE IMPACT THOSE CUTS HAD, BUT

878
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:31,666
BEFORE WE DO, LET'S ADDRESS WHAT

879
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:32,866
MIGHT'VE BEEN THE MOST SAVAGE

880
00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:34,600
CUT OF ALL THERE, AND THAT'S THE

881
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:35,533
CAMERA CUT FROM DAVID CAMERON TO

882
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,000
THIS GUY.

883
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,133
IT'S STRANGE TO SUDDENLY SHOW

884
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,000
"THIS HAUNTED BUSINESS THUMB" AT

885
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:43,766
ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER

886
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:44,566
DAVID CAMERON SAID, "THERE ARE

887
00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:45,866
THINGS THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO

888
00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:46,966
STOP DOING."

889
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,166
BUT MAYBE IT WAS STRATEGIC.

890
00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:49,700
MAYBE THEY THOUGHT, "WE'RE

891
00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:51,666
CUTTING PROGRAMS, PEOPLE WILL

892
00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,766
LOSE THEIR JOBS, SO WHEN I SAY

893
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:54,333
THE GOVERNMENT IS GONNA STOP

894
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,233
DOING STUFF' MAKE SURE YOU CUT

895
00:22:55,300 --> 00:23:00,233
TO WEIRD DAVE.

896
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,533
HE'S SO ODD LOOKING, PEOPLE

897
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:04,633
MIGHT THINK "OH!

898
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,333
IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT?"

899
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,033
I DEFINITELY WANT HIM TO STOP

900
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:06,600
DOING EVERYTHING HE'S DOING,

901
00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:07,066
IMMEDIATELY.

902
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:07,700
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND PUT HIM

903
00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:08,333
SOMEWHERE DAMP.

904
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,700
HE LOOKS LIKE A FAN OF THE

905
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:10,900
DAMP."

906
00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:12,300
AND THOSE CUTS WERE BRUTAL.

907
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:13,633
IN THEIR FIRST TEN YEARS,

908
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,466
CENTRAL GOVERNMENT FUNDING FOR

909
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:18,333
LOCAL AUTHORITIES FELL BY AS

910
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,933
MUCH AS 40%.

911
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,766
AND THE WAY THEY WERE STRUCTURED

912
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:20,333
MEANT THAT THE MOST DEPRIVED

913
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,500
AREAS HAD TO CUT THEIR SPENDING

914
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:21,766
THE MOST.

915
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,266
AND POOR FAMILIES AND KIDS WERE

916
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:24,966
HIT HARDEST, AS CAMERON'S

917
00:23:25,033 --> 00:23:25,666
MEASURES INCLUDED REDUCING

918
00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:26,566
HOUSING BENEFITS, CUTTING GRANTS

919
00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:32,500
TO PREGNANT WOMEN, AND BUT THE

920
00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:36,900
AND FREEZING BENEFITS FOR

921
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:37,433
FAMILIES AS INFLATION WAS

922
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,433
RISING.

923
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,800
BUT THE MOVE THAT ULTIMATELY

924
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:40,500
DOOMED CAMERON WASN'T ANY OF

925
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:40,866
THAT.

926
00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:41,733
IT WAS HIS DECISION TO APPEASE

927
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,633
EUROSKEPTIC MEMBERS OF HIS

928
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,200
PARTY, BY CALLING THE BREXIT

929
00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:43,800
VOTE -- A DECISION ONE OF HIS

930
00:23:43,866 --> 00:23:44,466
OWN CABINET MINISTERS HAS CALLED

931
00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:45,566
"THE GREATEST BLUNDER EVER MADE

932
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,133
BY A BRITISH PRIME MINISTER."

933
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,966
AND THAT'S INCLUDING THIS LOOK.

934
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:54,166
BY THE WAY: BUZZ, BUZZ BITCH;

935
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,966
"THE BEE MOVIE" CALLED -- IT'S

936
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:56,833
2007 AND YOU HAVE SIX YEARS LEFT

937
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,233
TO LIVE.

938
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:57,733
THE IDEA WAS, THE BREXIT

939
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,266
REFERENDUM WOULD LAY TO REST THE

940
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,300
QUESTION OF WHETHER BRITAIN

941
00:24:00,366 --> 00:24:01,033
SHOULD LEAVE THE EU.

942
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,400
AND THE INFURIATING THING IS,

943
00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:04,366
CAMERON HIMSELF DIDN'T SUPPORT

944
00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,200
BRITAIN LEAVING, AND ONLY CALLED

945
00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:06,966
THE VOTE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT

946
00:24:07,066 --> 00:24:07,366
WOULD FAIL.

947
00:24:07,466 --> 00:24:08,633
BUT, OF COURSE, IT DIDN'T, AND

948
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:10,166
HE IMMEDIATELY RESIGNED IN

949
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:11,500
DISGRACE, LEAVING HIS SUCCESSOR,

950
00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:13,100
THERESA MAY -- WHO'D ALSO

951
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:15,400
OPPOSED BREXIT -- TO DEAL WITH

952
00:24:15,466 --> 00:24:17,500
THE MESS.

953
00:24:17,566 --> 00:24:18,533
SHE SPENT THREE YEARS TRYING TO

954
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,066
HAMMER OUT A BREXIT DEAL, WHILE

955
00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:21,200
ALSO OVERSEEING YET MORE

956
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,766
AUSTERITY MEASURES LIKE THE

957
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,400
SO-CALLED "TWO-CHILD CAP" WHICH

958
00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:25,000
RESTRICTED THE CHILD TAX CREDIT

959
00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:26,766
AND OTHER BENEFITS TO THE FIRST

960
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:30,833
TWO CHILDREN IN MOST HOUSEHOLDS.

961
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,433
SO EVEN IF YOU HAD FIVE KIDS,

962
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,400
YOU'D ONLY GET BENEFITS FOR TWO

963
00:24:32,466 --> 00:24:32,766
OF THEM.

964
00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,266
WHICH MAKES SENSE.

965
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,933
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AFTER THE

966
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,233
THIRD KID, THEY DON'T REALLY

967
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:39,533
HAVE TO EAT.

968
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,733
AND MAY WASN'T EXACTLY A

969
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:41,466
CHARISMATIC LEADER.

970
00:24:41,566 --> 00:24:42,666
>> BEYOND WESTMINSTER, DESPITE

971
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:44,200
HER ATTEMPTS TO LAUGH AT

972
00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:44,733
HERSELF, THERESA MAY NEVER

973
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,300
REALLY CONNECTED WITH THE

974
00:24:46,366 --> 00:24:47,333
PUBLIC.

975
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,266
>> A PUBLIC SECTOR WORK --

976
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,466
>> SHE WAS ALSO WEAKENED BY

977
00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:51,766
EPISODES LIKE THE PARTY

978
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:52,400
CONFERENCE SPEECH, WHERE

979
00:24:52,466 --> 00:24:53,133
EVERYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG

980
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,066
DID GO WRONG.

981
00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:57,600
>> WELL, BEFORE HER DECISION TO

982
00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:58,700
STEP DOWN, CRITICS SAID THE

983
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,100
WHEELS WERE COMING OFF HER

984
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:05,933
LEADERSHIP.

985
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,466
>> John: I'VE GOT TO SAY,

986
00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:07,933
IT'S A PRETTY BAD SIGN

987
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,533
WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY STANDING

988
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,466
IN FRONT OF A PRETTY BAD SIGN.

989
00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:10,433
ULTIMATELY, MAY COULDN'T HAMMER

990
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,000
OUT A BREXIT DEAL HER PARTY

991
00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,866
WOULD SUPPORT, SO SHE GAVE WAY

992
00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:18,633
TO THIS FUCKING GUY, WHOSE TIME

993
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:19,266
IN OFFICE WAS A TOTAL SHAMBLES.

994
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:19,900
BECAUSE WHILE HE DID FINALLY GET

995
00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:22,800
A BREXIT DEAL DONE, AND BRITAIN

996
00:25:22,866 --> 00:25:23,433
LEFT THE EU ON JANUARY 31, 2020

997
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,233
-- THAT WAS THE EXACT SAME DAY

998
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:25,933
BRITAIN'S FIRST CASES OF THE

999
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,200
CORONAVIRUS WERE ANNOUNCED.

1000
00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,900
AND BORIS'S HANDLING OF COVID

1001
00:25:29,966 --> 00:25:31,833
WAS AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER.

1002
00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:33,033
AT FIRST, HE REPORTEDLY

1003
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:33,800
DISMISSED IT AS "THE NEW SWINE

1004
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,366
FLU" AND "JUST A SCARE STORY,"

1005
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,200
WITH ONE OF HIS ADVISERS SAYING

1006
00:25:37,266 --> 00:25:38,466
HE SEEMED TO THINK "COVID IS

1007
00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:39,033
JUST NATURE'S WAY OF DEALING

1008
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,633
WITH OLD PEOPLE."

1009
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,233
ONE OF BORIS'S TOP AIDES,

1010
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,200
DOMINIC CUMMINGS, LATER

1011
00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:46,400
TESTIFIED ABOUT JUST HOW BADLY

1012
00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:47,033
THE GOVERNMENT HANDLED COVID, IN

1013
00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:48,100
A HEARING FEATURING READINGS

1014
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,533
FROM MESSAGES HE'D SENT AT THE

1015
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,266
TIME.

1016
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:54,333
>> YOU CALLED MINISTERS,

1017
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,033
"USELESS [BLEEP], MORONS,

1018
00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:01,400
[BLEEP] IN EMAILS AND WHATSAPPS

1019
00:26:01,466 --> 00:26:05,033
TO YOUR PROFESSIONAL COLLEAGUES.

1020
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,533
DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU EXPRESSED

1021
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,333
YOUR VIEWS TOO TRENCHANTLY, THAT

1022
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,366
YOUR OPINION OF MINISTERS AND OF

1023
00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:12,400
THE CABINET OVERSTATED THE

1024
00:26:12,466 --> 00:26:14,533
POSITION?

1025
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,300
>> NO.

1026
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:16,766
I WOULD SAY, IF ANYTHING, IT

1027
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,633
UNDERSTATED THE POSITION, AS

1028
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,200
EVENTS SHOWED IN 2020.

1029
00:26:20,266 --> 00:26:21,000
>> John: JUST TO BE CLEAR, WHAT

1030
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,866
WAS BLEEPED THERE WAS CUMMINGS

1031
00:26:22,933 --> 00:26:23,933
CALLING HIS COLLEAGUES "USELESS

1032
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,266
FUCKPIGS" AND "CUNTS."

1033
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,733
AND THAT IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR.

1034
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,633
NOT THE "CUNT" PART.

1035
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,100
THAT DOES APPLY.

1036
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:32,666
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TERM

1037
00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:33,100
"FUCKPIGS."

1038
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:33,733
BECAUSE FOR THE RECORD, THERE'S

1039
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,200
ONLY BEEN ONE ACTUAL FUCKPIG IN

1040
00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,133
DOWNING STREET, AND THAT'S DAVID

1041
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,733
CAMERON, WHOSE UNAUTHORIZED

1042
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,833
BIOGRAPHY -- LEST WE FORGET --

1043
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,133
TOLD US THAT, AS A STUDENT AT

1044
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,800
OXFORD, HE APPARENTLY ONCE PUT

1045
00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:44,433
HIS DICK IN A DEAD PIG'S MOUTH.

1046
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,600
AND THE THING IS, HE PROBABLY

1047
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,333
WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, IF

1048
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:47,833
SOMEONE HADN'T SQUEALED.

1049
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,833
NOT THE PIG, OF COURSE.

1050
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,000
THE PIG COULDN'T SQUEAL, IT WAS

1051
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:52,933
DEAD.

1052
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,966
PLUS, ITS MOUTH WAS FULL.

1053
00:26:56,066 --> 00:26:57,133
DAVID CAMERON PUT HIS DICK IN A

1054
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,500
DEAD PIG'S MOUTH.

1055
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:03,366
NOW ULTIMATELY, JOHNSON WAS

1056
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:04,000
UNDONE BY A SERIES OF SCANDALS,

1057
00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:04,600
INCLUDING HIS EFFORTS TO COVER

1058
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,133
UP PARTIES HIS GOVERNMENT

1059
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,833
REPEATEDLY HELD DURING THE

1060
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,833
PANDEMIC, IN VIOLATION OF HIS

1061
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,933
OWN LOCKDOWN RULES.

1062
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,266
SO HE THEN GAVE WAY TO LIZ

1063
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,700
TRUSS, WHO HAD THE SHORTEST

1064
00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:14,000
TENURE OF ANY BRITISH PRIME

1065
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:14,800
MINISTER IN HISTORY.

1066
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,733
WE'VE TALKED BEFORE ABOUT HER

1067
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,266
DISASTROUS PROPOSED BUDGET FULL

1068
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,933
OF TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, WHICH

1069
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,366
CAUSED A MINI ECONOMIC CRISIS,

1070
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,300
AND HER WEIRD SPEAKING STYLE, SO

1071
00:27:23,366 --> 00:27:24,800
THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH POINT IN

1072
00:27:24,866 --> 00:27:26,533
EVEN SHOWING YOU A CLIP OF HER.

1073
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,866
BUT GIVEN HOW WEIRD SHE WAS, I'M

1074
00:27:30,933 --> 00:27:31,500
JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DO IT

1075
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:31,866
ANYWAY.

1076
00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:32,366
>> MY MOTHER TOOK ME ON

1077
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:36,466
PROTESTS.

1078
00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:41,033
I WENT ON MARCHES.

1079
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,600
I MADE BANNERS.

1080
00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:45,400
I STAYED AT PEACE CAMPS.

1081
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:45,966
>> John: WHAT IS HAPPENING

1082
00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,366
THERE?

1083
00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,800
SHE SPEAKS LIKE A KINDERGARTEN

1084
00:27:48,866 --> 00:27:50,033
TEACHER DURING STORYTIME BUT

1085
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,566
WITH NO BOOK, NO PAGE TURNING,

1086
00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:51,966
AND, CRUCIALLY, NO

1087
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,866
KINDERGARTENERS.

1088
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:54,800
SHE'S LIKE IF "HOLD FOR

1089
00:27:54,866 --> 00:27:57,100
APPLAUSE" WAS A PERSON.

1090
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,600
ANYWAY, TRUSS WAS GONE IN LESS

1091
00:27:58,666 --> 00:27:59,666
THAN TWO MONTHS, WHICH FINALLY

1092
00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:03,000
BRINGS US BACK TO SUNAK THE WET,

1093
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:04,366
A MAN WHO LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE

1094
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:04,966
THE SENSE TO COME IN FROM THE

1095
00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:07,200
RAIN.

1096
00:28:07,266 --> 00:28:07,966
AND LOOK, IT'S OBJECTIVELY FUN

1097
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:09,300
TO LOOK BACK AT WHAT A

1098
00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:10,400
COLLECTION OF WEIRDOS RAN

1099
00:28:10,466 --> 00:28:11,133
BRITAIN FOR YEARS.

1100
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,866
BUT IT GETS CONSIDERABLY LESS

1101
00:28:12,933 --> 00:28:15,700
FUN WHEN YOU LOOK AT WHAT THEY

1102
00:28:15,766 --> 00:28:16,133
DID TO THE COUNTRY.

1103
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:23,066
AND LET'S START WITH THE MOST

1104
00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:24,033
OBVIOUS CALAMITY, AND THAT'S

1105
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:24,433
BREXIT.

1106
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,033
THE PITCH FOR IT WAS THAT IT'D

1107
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:25,700
FREE BRITISH BUSINESS OF

1108
00:28:25,766 --> 00:28:26,733
EUROPE'S ONEROUS RESTRICTIONS.

1109
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,266
BUT INSTEAD, WHAT WOUND UP

1110
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:27,766
HAPPENING WAS, FOR U.K.

1111
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:28,400
BUSINESSES LOOKING TO TRADE WITH

1112
00:28:28,466 --> 00:28:30,833
EUROPE, THE RED TAPE HAS

1113
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:31,233
ACTUALLY MULTIPLED

1114
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,800
EXPONENTIALLY.

1115
00:28:32,866 --> 00:28:33,433
>> REMEMBER, WHEN WE WERE PART

1116
00:28:33,533 --> 00:28:38,600
OF THE SINGLE MARKET, YOU COULD

1117
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:39,200
THROW A BOX OF TEA OR A PACKET

1118
00:28:39,266 --> 00:28:39,800
OF BANGERS INTO THE BACK OF A

1119
00:28:39,866 --> 00:28:40,433
VAN IN BIRMINGHAM AND JUST DRIVE

1120
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,900
IT TO BARCELONA, OR BONN, OR

1121
00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:42,666
BRUSSELS WITHOUT LET OR

1122
00:28:42,733 --> 00:28:43,966
HINDRANCE.

1123
00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,600
NOW YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

1124
00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:46,800
>> WE WERE TOLD THAT WE WOULD

1125
00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:47,766
HAVE THE MOST AMAZING DEAL.

1126
00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,133
WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR

1127
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,833
SOVEREIGNTY AND WE WERE GOING TO

1128
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:51,466
KEEP ALL THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING

1129
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:52,233
IN THE EU.

1130
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,766
AS A BUSINESS, WE WERE DUMB

1131
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:54,566
ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT.

1132
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,733
COME JANUARY LAST YEAR, WE GOT

1133
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,700
AN ORDER FROM ITALY, WE SHIPPED

1134
00:28:57,766 --> 00:28:59,900
IT, AS NORMAL, THINKING THERE'LL

1135
00:28:59,966 --> 00:29:01,066
BE A LITTLE BIT OF PAPERWORK AND

1136
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:02,233
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

1137
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,600
AND IT SAT FOR 12 WEEKS IN

1138
00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:05,666
DIFFERENT CUSTOMS' HOUSES.

1139
00:29:05,733 --> 00:29:06,200
SO, THE REALITY WAS VERY

1140
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,433
DIFFERENT.

1141
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:08,233
>> John: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE

1142
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,000
A TOTAL MESS.

1143
00:29:10,066 --> 00:29:11,100
BUT I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO

1144
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,500
THAT GUY NAMING CITIES, BECAUSE

1145
00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:16,133
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT HIM TO

1146
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:16,733
EVER STOP.

1147
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,400
"YOU COULD THROW A BOX OF TEA OR

1148
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:17,966
A PACKET OF BANGERS INTO THE

1149
00:29:18,033 --> 00:29:19,600
BACK OF A VAN IN BIRMINGHAM AND

1150
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,000
DRIVE IT TO BARCELONA, OR BONN,

1151
00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:22,266
OR BRUSSELS OR BRATISLAVA OR

1152
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,800
BERN OR BUCHAREST OR BUDAPEST OR

1153
00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:25,833
BELFAST OR BERLIN OR MAYBE AS

1154
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,400
FAR AWAY AS BERGEN OR BILBAO.

1155
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:28,866
OR BREST OR BOLOGNA OR EVEN

1156
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:29,533
CIRCLE BACK THROUGH

1157
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,733
BADHOEVEDORP.

1158
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,266
YOU COULD JUST DRIVE."

1159
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,666
THE POINT IS, TRADING WITH THE

1160
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:37,933
EU IS NOW SO ONEROUS, LOTS OF

1161
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,266
U.K. BUSINESSES -- LIKE THAT

1162
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,333
WOMAN'S -- HAVE OPTED TO

1163
00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:41,966
RELOCATE INTO MAINLAND EUROPE,

1164
00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:43,733
WHICH IS NOT GOOD NEWS FOR THE

1165
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,933
U.K., AND HELPS EXPLAIN WHY BUT

1166
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,100
WHILE BREXIT'S THE STORY THAT

1167
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,600
COSTING THE U.K. ECONOMY FOR ONE

1168
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,600
BRILLIANT POUNDS PER YEAR.

1169
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:57,766
THE STORY THAT MADE

1170
00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:58,200
INTERNATIONAL NEWS,

1171
00:29:58,266 --> 00:29:58,766
AUSTERITY MIGHT BE THE MORE

1172
00:29:58,833 --> 00:29:59,833
INSIDIOUS LEGACY OF CAMERON AND

1173
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:00,300
HIS SUCCESSORS.

1174
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:01,100
BECAUSE IT HAS, IN SO MANY WAYS,

1175
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:01,700
OBLITERATED THE SOCIAL SAFETY

1176
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:08,766
NET.

1177
00:30:14,466 --> 00:30:15,000
TAKE THE NHS -- THE U.K.'S

1178
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:15,666
HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.

1179
00:30:15,733 --> 00:30:16,266
YEARS OF UNDERINVESTMENT HAVE

1180
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:16,900
LEFT IT GUTTED AND UNDERSTAFFED.

1181
00:30:16,966 --> 00:30:17,500
JUST WATCH AS THE FATHER OF A

1182
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:18,133
SICK CHILD TRIED UNSUCCESSFULLY

1183
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:18,766
TO CONVEY THIS TO BORIS JOHNSON

1184
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,200
BACK WHEN HE WAS PM.

1185
00:30:19,266 --> 00:30:19,800
>> THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE

1186
00:30:19,866 --> 00:30:20,366
ON THIS WARD, THERE ARE NOT

1187
00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:21,166
ENOUGH DOCTORS, NOT ENOUGH

1188
00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:21,400
NURSES.

1189
00:30:21,466 --> 00:30:22,666
IT'S NOT WELL ORGANIZED ENOUGH.

1190
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:22,933
>> RIGHT.

1191
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,533
>> THE NHS HAS BEEN DESTROYED.

1192
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,600
>> RIGHT.

1193
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,100
>> IT'S BEEN DESTROYED.

1194
00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,466
IT'S BEEN DESTROYED AND NOW YOU

1195
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:29,533
COME HERE FOR A PRESS

1196
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,800
OPPORTUNITY.

1197
00:30:30,866 --> 00:30:31,700
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE'S NO

1198
00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:33,900
PRESS HERE.

1199
00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:34,500
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO

1200
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:37,066
PRESS HERE?

1201
00:30:37,133 --> 00:30:38,700
THEN WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

1202
00:30:38,766 --> 00:30:41,133
>> John: WHAT AN AMAZING LIE TO

1203
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:41,700
EVEN TRY AND GET AWAY WITH.

1204
00:30:41,766 --> 00:30:42,666
THE THING ABOUT DENYING THE

1205
00:30:42,733 --> 00:30:44,100
PRESS IS THERE IS, THE PRESS

1206
00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:44,700
TENDS TO CATCH YOU DOING THAT,

1207
00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:47,100
BECAUSE THE PRESS IS FUCKING

1208
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:47,800
THERE!

1209
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:48,333
BUT THAT MAN'S ANGER WAS

1210
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,733
JUSTIFIED.

1211
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,500
WAITLISTS FOR NHS TREATMENT

1212
00:30:53,566 --> 00:30:54,900
HAVE EXPLODED -- MORE THAN 7.5

1213
00:30:54,966 --> 00:30:56,400
MILLION PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR

1214
00:30:56,466 --> 00:30:58,933
NON-EMERGENCY TREATMENT.

1215
00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,533
THAT'S UP FROM 2 MILLION WHEN

1216
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,366
CONSERVATIVES FIRST TOOK OFFICE.

1217
00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:01,700
IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE

1218
00:31:01,766 --> 00:31:03,000
SIGNIFICANT NUMBERS OF BRITISH

1219
00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:04,233
PEOPLE ARE NOW GOING TO EUROPE

1220
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,866
AND PAYING OUT OF POCKET TO GET

1221
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:07,133
TREATMENT.

1222
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,700
THIS SURGEON IN LITHUANIA

1223
00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:10,100
APPARENTLY HAS A BOOMING

1224
00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:10,900
BUSINESS TREATING BRITISH

1225
00:31:10,966 --> 00:31:13,133
PATIENTS.

1226
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,266
>> LAST YEAR, WE DID ABOUT

1227
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,300
400-SOMETHING, 500, MAYBE,

1228
00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:19,633
SURGERIES.

1229
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:20,200
AND ABOUT 80%, THEY ARE FROM

1230
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:21,066
U.K.

1231
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,733
>> PEOPLE FROM THE U.K.

1232
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:23,333
COME, BECAUSE OF THE WAITING

1233
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,866
TIME.

1234
00:31:28,933 --> 00:31:30,600
>> AND ALSO, EXCELLENT QUALITY

1235
00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:36,400
HERE, OF COURSE.

1236
00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:39,733
>> John: OKAY, FIRST, I DON'T

1237
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,866
KNOW WHAT'S MORE SURPRISING

1238
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,400
THERE: THE CHEERFUL HAMMERING,

1239
00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:43,533
OR THE FACT HE'S DOING IT IN THE

1240
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,133
MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW.

1241
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,966
BUT THE FACT 80% OF HIS PATIENTS

1242
00:31:47,033 --> 00:31:47,933
ARE NOW FROM THE U.K. IS

1243
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,733
STAGGERING.

1244
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,833
THE ONLY FOREIGNERS I EXPECT TO

1245
00:31:53,933 --> 00:31:54,433
BE FLOCKING TO LITHUANIA EN

1246
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,066
MASSE ARE PEOPLE FROM NEW JERSEY

1247
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:56,133
WANTING TO SEE THIS ACTUAL TONY

1248
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,633
SOPRANO STATUE.

1249
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,100
THAT IS REAL.

1250
00:31:59,166 --> 00:31:59,766
IT'S IN A TRAIN STATION IN THEIR

1251
00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:02,433
CAPITAL.

1252
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,633
HERE IT IS FROM ANOTHER ANGLE!

1253
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,200
THE THING IS HUGE!

1254
00:32:06,266 --> 00:32:06,733
AND, MUCH LIKE HUNDREDS OF

1255
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,900
BRITISH ORTHOPEDIC PATIENTS, IT

1256
00:32:07,966 --> 00:32:08,533
DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE THAT IT'S

1257
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,266
SUDDENLY IN LITHUANIA!

1258
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,333
BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE NHS.

1259
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,533
THE TORIES HAVE LITERALLY

1260
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,366
STARVED THE COUNTRY.

1261
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,533
IN 2010, THE LARGEST NETWORK OF

1262
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,066
FOOD BANKS IN BRITAIN OPERATED

1263
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:21,733
JUST 35 NATIONWIDE.

1264
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,533
TODAY IT RUNS MORE THAN 1,300.

1265
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,233
AND 20% OF PEOPLE

1266
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,233
REFERRED TO THEIR FOOD BANKS ARE

1267
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:27,966
IN WORKING HOUSEHOLDS.

1268
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:29,333
MEANWHILE, "MORE THAN 800,000

1269
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,566
PATIENTS WERE ADMITTED TO

1270
00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:32,066
HOSPITAL WITH MALNUTRITION AND

1271
00:32:32,133 --> 00:32:33,566
NUTRITIONAL DEFICIENCIES LAST

1272
00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,166
YEAR, WITH DOCTORS EVEN SEEING

1273
00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:35,866
CASES OF "BRITISH FIVE-YEAR-OLDS

1274
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,500
SCURVY AND RICKETS.

1275
00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:42,233
"BRITISH FIVE-YEAR-OLDS

1276
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:42,766
ARE NOW A FULL CENTIMETER

1277
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:43,400
SHORTER THAN THEY WERE IN 2010."

1278
00:32:43,466 --> 00:32:43,900
AND IT'S PRETTY HARD FOR

1279
00:32:43,966 --> 00:32:44,466
CONSERVATIVES TO SAY THEY'RE

1280
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:47,900
WORKING TOWARD THE FUTURE GROWTH

1281
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:48,466
OF BRITAIN, WHEN ITS FUTURE

1282
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:49,933
GENERATIONS ARE QUITE LITERALLY

1283
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,066
SHRINKING.

1284
00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:52,666
THE UNENDING PARADE OF AUSTERITY

1285
00:32:52,733 --> 00:32:53,666
CUTS HAS RELENTLESSLY HARMED THE

1286
00:32:53,733 --> 00:32:56,333
MOST VULNERABLE IN BRITAIN.

1287
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,566
TAKE ALEXANDER DOODLE, WHO HAS

1288
00:32:57,633 --> 00:32:59,200
MULTIPLE DISABILITIES, INCLUDING

1289
00:32:59,266 --> 00:33:00,533
A DEGENERATIVE CONDITION IN

1290
00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:01,566
THEIR HANDS AND FEET.

1291
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:03,300
A FEW YEARS BACK, THEY INVITED A

1292
00:33:03,366 --> 00:33:05,233
CAMERA CREW TO SEE THE IMPACT

1293
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,500
THAT CUTS TO THINGS THE

1294
00:33:06,566 --> 00:33:07,900
GOVERNMENT USED TO PROVIDE --

1295
00:33:07,966 --> 00:33:09,400
LIKE HOME HEALTH AIDES,

1296
00:33:09,466 --> 00:33:10,466
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AND

1297
00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:11,300
ACCESSIBLE HOUSING -- HAD HAD ON

1298
00:33:11,366 --> 00:33:12,766
THEM.

1299
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,933
>> IT JUST FEELS LIKE EVERY AREA

1300
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,966
HAS BEEN INFECTED BY CUTS.

1301
00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:20,533
THE GOVERNMENT CHANGED THINGS ON

1302
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,000
SOME OF YOUR PRESCRIPTION STUFF,

1303
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:25,600
SO AT ONE POINT, I WAS HAVING TO

1304
00:33:25,666 --> 00:33:28,100
PAY FOR FOUR OR FIVE MEDICATIONS

1305
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:28,966
AND I'M JUST NOT BUYING THEM

1306
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:30,300
ANYMORE.

1307
00:33:30,366 --> 00:33:31,600
I CAN'T AFFORD IT.

1308
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:32,633
AGAIN, BECAUSE OF FUNDING CUTS,

1309
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:35,266
THERE'S THIS HUGE WAITING LIST

1310
00:33:35,366 --> 00:33:35,866
FOR A WHEELCHAIR, AN ELECTRIC

1311
00:33:35,966 --> 00:33:37,433
WHEELCHAIR, WHICH IS KIND OF

1312
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,233
FUNDAMENTAL FOR DISABLED PEOPLE

1313
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,700
TO BE ABLE TO GET ABOUT.

1314
00:33:41,766 --> 00:33:47,733
AND SO THEN, I SOLD MY TV AND I

1315
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,333
HAD A SECONDHAND LAPTOP THAT I

1316
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,900
SOLD AND I HAD A LITTLE YARD

1317
00:33:51,966 --> 00:33:54,566
SALE AT THE FRONT, JUST TRYING

1318
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:58,066
TO SELL ITEMS AND CUTLERY AND

1319
00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:58,633
PLATES AND STUFF AND IT WAS

1320
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:05,500
STILL NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH.

1321
00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:06,566
>> John: THAT IS APPALLING.

1322
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:07,133
THEY'RE HAVING TO

1323
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:07,766
SELL THEIR FUCKING FORKS TO

1324
00:34:07,866 --> 00:34:08,033
SURVIVE.

1325
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:08,632
AND NOW, WHEN YOU THINK BACK TO

1326
00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:09,632
DAVID CAMERON BLITHELY SAYING

1327
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:10,266
"THERE ARE THINGS THE GOVERNMENT

1328
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,233
DOES TODAY THAT IT WILL HAVE TO

1329
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,699
STOP DOING," IT MAKES ME EVEN

1330
00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:14,733
MADDER AT BOTH HIM AND MP

1331
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,233
SLENDERMAN HERE.

1332
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,400
BUT THAT IS THE NATURAL ENDPOINT

1333
00:34:16,466 --> 00:34:17,733
OF AUSTERITY RIGHT THERE:

1334
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,600
PUNISHING PEOPLE FOR

1335
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:20,233
CIRCUMSTANCES COMPLETELY BEYOND

1336
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:20,933
THEIR CONTROL.

1337
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,866
AND SUNAK IS NOW PROMISING TO

1338
00:34:22,933 --> 00:34:24,966
INTRODUCE WHAT HE CALLS THE NEXT

1339
00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:26,233
GENERATION OF WELFARE REFORMS,

1340
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,433
INCLUDING YET MORE CUTS,

1341
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,833
JUSTIFYING IT BY SAYING, "I

1342
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:32,433
WORRY VERY MUCH ABOUT BENEFITS

1343
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,033
BECOMING A LIFESTYLE CHOICE."

1344
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,766
WHICH IS A RICH FUCKING

1345
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:37,600
STATEMENT FROM A RICH FUCKING

1346
00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:44,666
MAN WHO'D PROBABLY GO INTO

1347
00:34:44,766 --> 00:34:45,699
ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK IF HE EVER

1348
00:34:45,766 --> 00:34:46,100
HAD TO FLY COACH.

1349
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:47,132
AND THE THING IS, NONE OF THIS

1350
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:47,500
WAS INEVITABLE.

1351
00:34:47,565 --> 00:34:48,100
THE TORIES WILL ARGUE THEY'VE

1352
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:48,699
FACED HEADWINDS OF FINANCIAL

1353
00:34:48,766 --> 00:34:50,033
CRISES AND A PANDEMIC -- BUT

1354
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,533
OTHER COUNTRIES HAD THAT TOO,

1355
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:52,733
BUT MADE DIFFERENT CHOICES, AND

1356
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,132
AS A RESULT, ON A PER PERSON

1357
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:54,766
BASIS, ECONOMIC GROWTH HAS BEEN

1358
00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:58,566
SLOWER IN THE U.K. THAN IN THE

1359
00:34:58,633 --> 00:34:59,266
U.S. AND THE EU SINCE THE 2008

1360
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,166
FINANCIAL CRISIS.

1361
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,133
SO IT'S NO WONDER BRITONS WANT A

1362
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:01,933
CHANGE.

1363
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,500
AND PERSONALLY, I'D WANT THE

1364
00:35:04,566 --> 00:35:06,833
CHANGES TO BE A BIT MORE

1365
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,100
SWEEPING THAN WHAT STARMER'S

1366
00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:10,033
CURRENTLY PROPOSING, WHICH IS

1367
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,266
MAINTAINING CONSERVATIVE TAX AND

1368
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,533
SPENDING PLANS UNTIL GROWTH

1369
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,033
RETURNS, AND KEEPING THE

1370
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:15,500
TWO-CHILD BENEFIT CAP.

1371
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,400
THAT JUST ISN'T THE KIND OF

1372
00:35:16,466 --> 00:35:20,400
BOLD POLITICAL COURAGE I'D

1373
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,133
LIKE TO SEE FROM SOMEONE WHO

1374
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,033
TOOK VIOLIN LESSONS WITH FATBOY

1375
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:23,233
SLIM.

1376
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,333
AND IT DOES SAY SOMETHING THAT

1377
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,900
EVEN AS STARMER APPEARS POISED

1378
00:35:25,966 --> 00:35:27,500
TO SWEEP INTO OFFICE IN A

1379
00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:28,700
LANDSLIDE, BRITONS DON'T SEEM

1380
00:35:28,766 --> 00:35:30,500
THAT FIRED UP BY HIM.

1381
00:35:30,566 --> 00:35:32,433
>> SO, IF YOU HAD TO DESCRIBE

1382
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,266
KEIR'S CAMPAIGN IN ONE WORD.

1383
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,133
>> DULL.

1384
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,833
>> NO ONE REALLY CARES, BECAUSE

1385
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,466
WE ALL KNOW HE'S GOING TO WIN.

1386
00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:39,300
SO, HE KIND OF GETS A FREE PASS

1387
00:35:39,366 --> 00:35:39,633
ON MOST STUFF.

1388
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:40,800
>> THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF

1389
00:35:40,866 --> 00:35:41,733
SHRUGS GOING ON AT THE MOMENT,

1390
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,500
BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST WHERE WE

1391
00:35:43,566 --> 00:35:44,533
ARE AS A COUNTRY.

1392
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,166
>> John: YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S

1393
00:35:46,233 --> 00:35:46,700
TRUE.

1394
00:35:46,766 --> 00:35:48,233
AND AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE SEEN

1395
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,766
TONIGHT, YOU CAN PROBABLY

1396
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:52,000
UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE MUCH

1397
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,666
MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHO'S

1398
00:35:53,733 --> 00:35:54,766
LEAVING THAN WHO'S COMING NEXT.

1399
00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,833
IF A WILD BADGER BROKE INTO YOUR

1400
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,666
HOME AND FUCKED EVERYTHING UP

1401
00:35:59,733 --> 00:36:01,233
FOR 14 STRAIGHT YEARS, TEARING

1402
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:04,666
EVERYTHING APART, YOU CAN ARGUE

1403
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:05,866
ABOUT REDECORATING CHOICES

1404
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,366
LATER, RIGHT NOW, THAT BADGER'S

1405
00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:10,933
GOT TO FUCKING GO.

1406
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,533
AND I WILL SAY, IF THE U.K.

1407
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,700
CAN SUCCESSFULLY RID ITSELF OF

1408
00:36:13,766 --> 00:36:14,933
THE TORIES NEXT MONTH, THAT'S

1409
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,966
NOT CAUSE FOR A SHRUG, THAT'S

1410
00:36:18,033 --> 00:36:18,466
CAUSE FOR A CELEBRATION.

1411
00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:20,066
AND I KNOW THAT CELEBRATION'S

1412
00:36:20,133 --> 00:36:20,566
NOT SOMETHING THAT COMES

1413
00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:25,033
NATURALLY TO BRITONS.

1414
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:25,933
THE COUNTRY'S MOST FAMOUS

1415
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,300
MOTIVATIONAL SLOGAN IS "KEEP

1416
00:36:28,366 --> 00:36:31,333
CALM AND CARRY ON" AND EVEN

1417
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:31,933
THAT MORALE BOOSTER BASICALLY

1418
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,700
AMOUNTED TO, "I KNOW YOU'RE

1419
00:36:32,766 --> 00:36:33,300
ABOUT TO DIE, BUT THERE'S NO

1420
00:36:33,366 --> 00:36:34,133
NEED TO MAKE A SCENE."

1421
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:34,700
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET US

1422
00:36:34,766 --> 00:36:38,633
THROUGH WORLD WAR II!

1423
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,200
BUT IF BRITAIN CAN EXTRICATE

1424
00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:39,933
ITSELF FROM THE PARTY WHOSE

1425
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,766
UNREMITTING CRUELTY HAS STAINED

1426
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:41,866
THE LAST DECADE AND A HALF OF

1427
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,900
BRITISH LIFE, THAT DOES DESERVE

1428
00:36:43,966 --> 00:36:46,300
TO BE MARKED.

1429
00:36:46,366 --> 00:36:46,933
AND I KNOW DANCING IN THE STREET

1430
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,366
DOESN'T REALLY FIT WITH THE

1431
00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:49,033
BRITISH CHARACTER.

1432
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,633
SO INSTEAD, WHY NOT CELEBRATE

1433
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,466
WHAT'S HOPEFULLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN

1434
00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:54,166
WITH THE MOST BRITISH SYMBOL

1435
00:36:54,266 --> 00:36:56,300
IMAGINABLE: A RAINSTORM.

1436
00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:57,566
♪ ♪

1437
00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:58,833
BECAUSE ON JULY 4, BRITAIN HAS

1438
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:02,133
A CHANCE TO WASH ITSELF CLEAN OF

1439
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:02,600
14 MISERABLE YEARS OF

1440
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,633
CONSERVATIVE RULE.

1441
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,533
AND IT'S A CHANCE IT SIMPLY MUST

1442
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,166
TAKE.

1443
00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:09,100
IF I MAY QUOTE BILL PULLMAN,

1444
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,500
YELLING ABOUT ALIENS, IF WE DO

1445
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:12,666
THIS, "THE 4TH OF JULY WILL NO

1446
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:15,000
LONGER BE KNOWN AS JUST AN

1447
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:15,600
AMERICAN HOLIDAY, BUT ALSO AS

1448
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:17,033
THE DAY WHEN BRITAIN LOOKED AT

1449
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,500
THE CONSERVATIVES WHO'VE DRIVEN

1450
00:37:19,566 --> 00:37:21,200
THE ENTIRE COUNTRY INTO A DITCH,

1451
00:37:21,266 --> 00:37:23,100
AND SAID IN ONE VOICE, LOUD AND

1452
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:25,633
CLEAR, FUCK OFF INTO THE SUN,

1453
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:26,700
YOU CUNTS, FUCKPIGS, AND

1454
00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:27,966
WEIRDOS.

1455
00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:30,266
YOU TOSSERS, WANKERS,

1456
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:31,866
DICKSPLASHES, AND COCKWOMBLES.

1457
00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:38,933
IF BRITAIN STANDS TOGETHER, THIS

1458
00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:39,566
JULY THE 4TH, IT WILL FINALLY

1459
00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:40,200
CELEBRATE ITS INDEPENDENCE DAY.

1460
00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:42,900
THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1461
00:37:42,966 --> 00:37:43,933
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

1462
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,966
WE'RE OFF FOR THE NEXT FEW

1463
00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:45,666
WEEKS, BACK JULY 21ST.

1464
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:51,633
GOOD NIGHT!

1465
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,266
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1466
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:56,566
GIVE US FREEDOM!

1467
00:37:56,633 --> 00:38:01,900
WASH THESE FUCKERS AWAY!

1468
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,900
WASH THEM AWAY!

1469
00:38:05,966 --> 00:38:08,200
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1470
00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:09,100
♪ ♪