1 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,298 WELCOME, WELCOME, 2 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,034 WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!" 3 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,368 I'M JOHN OLIVER. 4 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,670 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING 5 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:36,836 US. 6 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:37,937 IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK! 7 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:39,406 THE WHITE HOUSE COMPLETED A 8 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,408 PRISONER SWAP WITH RUSSIA, 9 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,275 VENEZUELA'S DISPUTED ELECTION 10 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:43,443 SPARKED PROTESTS ACROSS THE 11 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,944 COUNTRY, AND DONALD TRUMP HAD A 12 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:46,513 DISASTROUS APPEARANCE BEFORE THE 13 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:47,414 NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BLACK 14 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,416 JOURNALISTS, WITH MAYBE THE LOW 15 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,750 POINT BEING THIS. 16 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:53,486 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT VICE 17 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:54,320 PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS IS ONLY 18 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:54,921 ON THE TICKET BECAUSE SHE IS A 19 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:59,259 BLACK WOMAN? 20 00:00:59,259 --> 00:00:59,859 I CAN SAY NO, I THINK IT'S 21 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:00,860 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 22 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:01,628 SHE WAS ALWAYS OF INDIAN 23 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,063 HERITAGE, AND SHE WAS ONLY 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:03,730 PROMOTING INDIAN HERITAGE. 25 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,165 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS BLACK 26 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:08,268 UNTIL A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO WHEN 27 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:08,835 SHE HAPPENED TO TURN BLACK. 28 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,072 NOW SHE WANTS TO BE KNOWN AS 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:12,505 BLACK. 30 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:12,872 SO I DON'T KNOW. 31 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,575 IS SHE INDIAN, OR IS SHE BLACK? 32 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,209 SHE WAS INDIAN ALL THE WAY, THEN 33 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:16,843 ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE MADE A TURN 34 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:21,314 AND BECAME A BLACK PERSON. 35 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:21,948 I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST 36 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,584 THAT 37 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,885 WENT ABOUT AS WELL AS COULD BE 38 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,487 EXPECTED. 39 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:28,455 PUTTING TRUMP IN FRONT OF A 40 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,422 BLACK AUDIENCE AND ASKING HIM TO 41 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,192 SPEAK ON RACE WAS NEVER GOING TO 42 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:32,826 GET MORE ELEVATED THAN "THE LADY 43 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:36,196 SAID SHE WAS BOTH INDIAN AND 44 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,630 BLACK, THAT'S CHEATING." 45 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:38,198 ALSO-- NOT THAT THIS NEEDS 46 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:38,965 SAYING-- HARRIS DIDN'T "MAKE A 47 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:42,769 TURN" INTO BEING BLACK LIKE IT'S 48 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,236 AN INTERSTATE OFFRAMP. 49 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:44,270 HER FATHER'S BLACK AND HER 50 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,472 MOTHER WAS INDIAN. 51 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:46,439 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT 52 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,907 J.D. VANCE-- A MAN WITH THREE 53 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:48,908 BIRACIAL CHILDREN-- WAS 54 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:49,509 THINKING WHILE WATCHING TRUMP 55 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:50,176 THERE. 56 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,444 ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 57 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:52,479 HE WAS PROBABLY THINKING "MMMM. 58 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:53,380 LOOK AT THAT LUSCIOUS 59 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,715 UPHOLSTERY. 60 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,685 DO THOSE CUSHIONS COME ALL THE 61 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,821 WAY OFF?" 62 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:04,557 BUT WE'RE GOING TO TURN TO THE 63 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:04,824 OLYMPICS. 64 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:05,458 THEY'VE BEEN GOING ON ALL WEEK, 65 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,026 WITH SOME NOTABLE HICCUPS-- 66 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,027 FROM THE OLYMPIC FLAG BEING 67 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:07,660 FLOWN UPSIDE-DOWN, TO THE SOUTH 68 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,196 KOREAN DELEGATION BEING 69 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:10,797 INTRODUCED AS THE "DEMOCRATIC 70 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,364 PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA" 71 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:12,332 WHICH IS-- FUN FACT-- THE 72 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:16,569 WRONG KOREA, TO THE TRIATHLON 73 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:17,103 TAKING PLACE IN THE SEINE 74 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,338 DESPITE IT PREVIOUSLY FAILING 75 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,673 MULTIPLE TESTS FOR POLLUTION. 76 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,107 THOUGH THAT DID GIVE US THIS 77 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,175 AMAZING BIT OF COLOR COMMENTARY 78 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:23,476 REGARDING U.S. TRIATHLETE SETH 79 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,478 RIDER'S PREPARATIONS. 80 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,280 HE PREPARED HIMSELF FOR WHAT 81 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,082 HE WOULD FACE HERE BY 82 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:33,253 ESSENTIALLY MICRODOSING E. COLI. 83 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:33,853 HE SAID THAT HE WAS TRYING TO 84 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:34,487 GET HIS BODY USED TO IT IN SMALL 85 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:38,591 DOSES. 86 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,325 AND HE WOULD DO THINGS LEADING 87 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:39,893 UP TO THESE GAMES, LIKE NOT 88 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:40,527 WASHING HIS HANDS AFTER HE WOULD 89 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:43,930 GO TO THE BATHROOM. 90 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,297 STUFF LIKE THAT. 91 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:44,631 WOW. 92 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:45,265 TURNS OUT THERE IS SUCH A THING 93 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:48,968 AS "TOO MUCH" OLYMPIC BACKSTORY. 94 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,570 NOW, I SHOULD SAY-- RIDER'S 95 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,538 SINCE SAID HE WAS KIDDING, WHICH 96 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,006 IS GOOD FOR MULTIPLE REASONS, 97 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:57,377 NOT LEAST THAT NOT WASHING YOUR 98 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,978 HANDS ISN'T HOW YOU MICRODOSE 99 00:02:58,978 --> 00:02:59,679 E. COLI. 100 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:00,347 THE WAY YOU DO THAT IS BY EATING 101 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:00,647 AT CHIPOTLE. 102 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,283 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 103 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:03,917 BUT THERE'VE BEEN SOME GLORIOUS 104 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,751 MOMENTS, TOO-- FROM SIMONE 105 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,186 BILES' TRIUMPHS, TO THIS BADASS 106 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,687 SOUTH KOREAN SHARPSHOOTER 107 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,089 WINNING SILVER, TO THIS GUY WHO 108 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,590 MEDALED WHILE LOOKING LIKE HE 109 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:11,224 JUST HAPPENED TO WANDER PAST THE 110 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,361 OLYMPICS. 111 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,029 HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS CALLED IN 112 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:16,663 FOR "ONE LAST JOB" AND THAT JOB 113 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:19,833 INVOLVED MICROSOFT EXCEL. 114 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:23,670 SADLY, THERE WERE ALSO SOME 115 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,471 INCREDIBLY STUPID CONTROVERSIES. 116 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,071 THERE WAS A WILDLY TRANSPHOBIC 117 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:25,805 UPROAR OVER THIS ALGERIAN BOXER 118 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:26,806 SUPPOSEDLY BEING TRANS-- 119 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:28,208 DESPITE THE FACT SHE ISN'T. 120 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,609 AND THERE WAS EVEN ANGER OVER 121 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,144 THE INCREDIBLY FRENCH OPENING 122 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:34,547 CEREMONY, WHICH FEATURED A 123 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,181 CHORUS OF BEHEADED 124 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:35,815 MARIE ANTOINETTES, A TORCH RELAY 125 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,417 ACROSS THE ROOFTOPS OF PARIS AND 126 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,952 A CANCAN ALONG THE SEINE. 127 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:43,723 THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN 128 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:44,357 MORE FRENCH IS IF THERE'D BEEN A 129 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:45,158 MENAGE A TROIS BETWEEN THREE 130 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:45,792 PEOPLE DRESSED IN CLOWN OUTFITS 131 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:46,192 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 132 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,327 THERE WAS. 133 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,964 THERE WAS A CLOWN THREESOME. 134 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:51,965 ALTHOUGH ONE ELEMENT OF THE 135 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,199 CEREMONY GOT SOME EXTRA BLOWBACK 136 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,234 THIS SCENE, IN WHICH DRAG 137 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,168 QUEENS AND OTHER PERFORMERS WERE 138 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,369 GATHERED AT A TABLE. 139 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,804 IT WAS MEANT TO EVOKE PAGAN 140 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,572 FEASTS, BUT SOME SAW SOMETHING 141 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,574 ELSE IN IT, AND WERE FURIOUS. 142 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,709 I THOUGHT THAT THE OPENING 143 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:03,543 CEREMONY WAS A DISGRACE, 144 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,946 ACTUALLY. 145 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,648 I THOUGHT IT WAS A DISGRACE. 146 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:12,552 THE MOCKING OF THE LAST 147 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:12,986 SUPPER? 148 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:13,486 CATHOLICS AND CHRISTIANS 149 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:13,753 ACROSS-- 150 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,454 I THOUGHT-- 151 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:14,954 ACROSS THE GLOBE ARE 152 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:16,956 OUTRAGED. 153 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:17,557 I MEAN, THEY CAN DO CERTAIN 154 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,459 THINGS, I THOUGHT IT WAS... 155 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,260 TERRIBLE. 156 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:20,860 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS 157 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,028 STRANGE TO WATCH TRUMP ACT LIKE 158 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,329 HE CARES ABOUT RELIGION BECAUSE, 159 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,264 TO ECHO SOMETHING I HEARD 160 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,899 SOMEONE SAY RECENTLY, "I DIDN'T 161 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,033 KNOW HE WAS CHRISTIAN UNTIL A 162 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:27,600 NUMBER OF YEARS AGO WHEN HE 163 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,436 HAPPENED TO TURN CHRISTIAN... 164 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,671 ALL OF A SUDDEN HE MADE A TURN 165 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,374 AND BECAME A CHRISTIAN PERSON." 166 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,177 CRITICISM OF THAT SCENE ALSO 167 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:37,744 FOCUSED ON THIS NEARLY-NAKED 168 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,579 MAN, MEANT TO EVOKE THE GREEK 169 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:41,815 GOD DIONYSUS, ALTHOUGH HE MAINLY 170 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,549 LOOKED LIKE A PERVERTED SMURF 171 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,851 CRASHING A WEDDING RECEPTION. 172 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,386 HE ACTUALLY WENT ON CNN TO KIND 173 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,387 OF APOLOGIZE, THEN RESPONDED TO 174 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,122 A FOLLOW UP QUESTION WITH A 175 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:56,196 QUINTESSENTIALLY FRENCH ANSWER. 176 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:02,769 WERE YOU ABLE TO WASH ALL THE 177 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:03,837 BLUE PAINT OFF AFTER THE 178 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:09,442 PERFORMANCE? 179 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:19,285 I LOVE IT. 180 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:19,886 EVERY PART OF THAT IS GREAT-- 181 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,487 NOT JUST SHOWING THE REPORTER 182 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,087 HIS BLUE BELLY BUTTON, BUT THE 183 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:21,688 WAY HE INTRODUCES IT BY SAYING 184 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,056 "THERE ARE STILL TRACES OF THE 185 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,024 PAST." 186 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,326 "LOOK, WE ARE ALL ZE PRODUCT OF 187 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,561 OUR CHOICES, OUR DECISIONS. 188 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,362 WE ARE ZE SUM OF WHAT CAME 189 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,930 BEFORE. 190 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,900 ZE PAST, SHE DOES NOT WASH OUT, 191 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:34,834 NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU, HOW YOU 192 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,171 SAY, SCRUB-A-DUB." 193 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,606 AND LOOK, THERE'LL CLEARLY BE 194 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:40,840 MORE TO SAY ABOUT THE OLYMPICS 195 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,208 AS THEY GO ON, BUT WE'RE GOING 196 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:42,776 TO DIVE STRAIGHT IN WITH OUR 197 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,343 THE 2024 198 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,611 ELECTION. 199 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:45,779 IT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE LAST 200 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,480 STORIES YOU WANT US TO COVER 201 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,049 RIGHT NOW, BELOW HIPPO 202 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:49,616 HEMORRHOIDS, BUT ABOVE "YOUR 203 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,418 PARENTS' SEX LIFE." 204 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:52,619 THEY TRIED 205 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:53,720 WHEELBARROW, THAT'S HOW YOUR DAD 206 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,256 HURT HIS HIP. 207 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,257 THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF TALK 208 00:05:57,257 --> 00:06:00,193 ABOUT THESE TWO CANDIDATES, BUT 209 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,461 WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS ON THE 210 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:03,963 ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. 211 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:04,698 VOTERS HAVE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT 212 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,298 RFK RECENTLY-- FROM THE FACT 213 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:10,670 HIS DISTINCTIVE VOICE IS CAUSED 214 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:11,304 BY A CONDITION CALLED SPASMODIC 215 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:11,871 DYSPHONIA, TO THE NEWS THAT 216 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,442 DOCTORS ONCE FOUND A DEAD WORM 217 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:15,975 IN HIS BRAIN, TO EVEN HIS 218 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:16,609 PHYSICAL FITNESS ROUTINE, WHICH 219 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:17,243 HE'S PUT FRONT AND CENTER IN ADS 220 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,112 LIKE THIS. 221 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,082 I GO TO THE GYM EVERY DAY. 222 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,850 I HIKE EVERY DAY. 223 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:28,521 I DON'T EVER EAT PROCESSED FOOD. 224 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:35,595 I DO INTERMITTENT FAST. 225 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:48,108 COOL. 226 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:48,708 TO BE HONEST, THAT LOOKS LESS 227 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:49,642 LIKE A CAMPAIGN AD AND MORE LIKE 228 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,578 THE DATING PROFILE OF A GUY WHO 229 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,913 JUST LOST CUSTODY. 230 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,415 AND WHILE IT'S A BIT WEIRD TO BE 231 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,384 WORKING OUT IN JEANS-- FROM ONE 232 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,053 JOCK TO ANOTHER, I GET IT. 233 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:00,653 YOU GOTTA PUT IN THE TIME AND 234 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:04,090 WORK TO GET OUR KIND OF BODY. 235 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:04,657 AROUND THE GYM I'M KNOWN AS 236 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:05,458 "JOHN OLIVER ESQUIRE" BECAUSE I 237 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,394 ALWAYS HAVE PERMISSION TO 238 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:09,996 APPROACH THE BENCH. 239 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:10,563 IS THIS HGTV? 240 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,966 BECAUSE I'M ALL GAINS. 241 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:13,667 CALL ME THE THIRD LITTLE PIG, 242 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:14,234 BECAUSE I'M BUILDING. 243 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,001 A BRICK. 244 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,637 HOUSE. 245 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:18,972 KENNEDY'S CAMPAIGN HAS REALLY 246 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,173 LEANED INTO HIS QUIRKINESS, 247 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,274 OFFERING SUPPORTERS THE CHANCE 248 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:21,841 TO WIN THINGS LIKE "GO WHALE 249 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,610 WATCHING WITH RFK, JR. 250 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,210 AND HIS WIFE CHERYL HINES" OR 251 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,111 "WIN A DAY OF FALCONRY WITH RFK, 252 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,913 JR." 253 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:27,547 FEATURING THIS IMAGE OF HIM AND 254 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,314 A FALCON THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE 255 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:32,052 ASKING YOU TO BE THEIR THIRD. 256 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:32,686 AND HE'S ATTRACTED A BROAD BASE 257 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:38,491 OF SUPPORTERS, WITH POLLS 258 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,092 FINDING THERE ISN'T A SINGLE 259 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:39,959 ISSUE OR TOPIC THAT SEEMS TO 260 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:40,527 UNIFY RFK VOTERS, WHO CAN BE 261 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,594 DRAWN TO HIM FOR ALL SORTS OF 262 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:41,828 REASONS. 263 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,530 HE'S AN HONEST CANDIDATE, 264 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,965 HE'S VERY TRUTHFUL. 265 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:46,499 THE KENNEDYS ARE REALLY 266 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,868 ROYALTY IN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE 267 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,370 THEY DO THE RIGHT THING. 268 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,172 HIS FAMILY HAS ALWAYS BEEN 269 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,241 INTO THE RIGHTS FOR THE 270 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:55,909 UNDERPRIVILEGED. 271 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,744 HE'S COMING TO ALL VOTERS AND 272 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:01,281 SAYING THAT IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, 273 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:01,915 LIKE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD 274 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:02,515 TO BUY A HOUSE. 275 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:06,019 HE'S ANTIESTABLISHMENT 276 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:06,920 WITHOUT ALL THE BAGGAGE. 277 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,554 YOU KNOW, HE'S GOING TO RESTORE 278 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,154 TRUST AND TRANSPARENCY TO OUR 279 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:08,722 FEDERAL INSTITUTIONS BECAUSE 280 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,156 HE'S A MAN OF INTEGRITY. 281 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,157 HE HAS HONOR AND HE'S HONEST. 282 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:11,991 YEAH, PEOPLE LIKE HIM 283 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,126 FOR A BUNCH OF REASONS. 284 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,994 ALTHOUGH, CALLING A KENNEDY 285 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,062 "ANTIESTABLISHMENT" IS A 286 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,464 STRETCH. 287 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:18,431 IT'S LIKE CALLING THE WINDSORS 288 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,401 "ANTI-HAT." 289 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,168 THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. 290 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,104 THE KENNEDYS ARE THE VERY 291 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,306 DEFINITION OF "THE 292 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:26,940 ESTABLISHMENT," AND THE WINDSORS 293 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,474 ARE FAMOUSLY HAT BITCHES. 294 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,074 BUT THE THING MOST PEOPLE KNOW 295 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,075 ABOUT RFK IS THAT HE'S OFTEN 296 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,510 CALLED A CONSPIRACY THEORIST. 297 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,145 IT'S A CHARGE BROUGHT UP SO 298 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,047 OFTEN, HE WAS ABLE TO READ OFF A 299 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,382 LIST OF INSULTS IN THIS AD. 300 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,583 "HE'S A WALKING, TALKING 301 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:37,784 CONSPIRACY THEORY," 302 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,152 "THE NEW YORK TIMES." 303 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,186 "HE'S COMPLETELY DIVORCED FROM 304 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,622 REALITY," "THE GUARDIAN." 305 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,057 "HE IS VILE," THE WHITE HOUSE. 306 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,993 "BEING WITH HIM WAS A LOW POINT 307 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:50,497 OF MY SUMMER," "VANITY FAIR." 308 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,031 "HE HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH 309 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:55,468 DEAD PEOPLE," "THE GUARDIAN." 310 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,036 I WOULDN'T VOTE FOR THAT GUY 311 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,038 EITHER. 312 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:04,477 THAT'S PRETTY LIKEABLE! 313 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,412 AND KUDOS TO "VANITY FAIR" FOR 314 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,279 NOT SOFT-PEDALING IT WITH "VILE" 315 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,248 OR "DIVORCED FROM REALITY" AND 316 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:08,848 INSTEAD GOING FOR THE JUGULAR 317 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:09,683 WITH, "THIS GUY'S VIBE IS SO BAD 318 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,216 IT WAS THE LOW POINT OF MY 319 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,317 SUMMER." 320 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,253 THAT IS, GENUINELY, SO MEAN, AND 321 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,354 I COULDN'T RESPECT IT MORE. 322 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:17,424 BUT DESPITE THAT, RFK'S 323 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,224 CURRENTLY POLLING AROUND 6%-- 324 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,159 AND IN SOME CRUCIAL SWING 325 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:24,164 STATES, LIKE MICHIGAN, HE COULD 326 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:24,964 TIP THE BALANCE-- ESPECIALLY 327 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:25,565 GIVEN, AS OF TAPING, TRUMP AND 328 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,199 HARRIS ARE NECK AND NECK THERE, 329 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:26,833 AND RFK IS POLLING CLOSE TO 7%. 330 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,269 AND TO QUOTE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE 331 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,870 WE 332 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,805 SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT 333 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:35,008 MICHIGAN. 334 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:35,809 SO IF HE'S THIS POPULAR, AND HAS 335 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,143 THE POTENTIAL TO HAVE THIS MUCH 336 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,378 INFLUENCE, TONIGHT, LET'S TALK 337 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:38,978 ABOUT RFK JR. 338 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:39,479 AND LET'S START WITH THE 339 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,048 OBVIOUS. 340 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:42,615 HE'S, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A 341 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:45,852 KENNEDY. 342 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:46,419 HIS UNCLE, JFK, WAS THE 35TH 343 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,454 PRESIDENT WHO, AS HISTORY BUFFS 344 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,054 MAY KNOW, WAS ASSASSINATED IN 345 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,023 1963. 346 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:50,857 FIVE YEARS LATER, HIS DAD WAS 347 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,293 ALSO ASSASSINATED, WHEN KENNEDY 348 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,495 WAS JUST 14 YEARS OLD. 349 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,129 IN HIS LATER TEENS AND TWENTIES, 350 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,130 HE STRUGGLED WITH DRUG 351 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,898 ADDICTION, BUT IN 1983, HE GOT 352 00:09:58,898 --> 00:09:59,966 SOBER AND SOON BECAME THE CHIEF 353 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:00,700 PROSECUTING ATTORNEY FOR WHAT 354 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,868 WOULD BECOME THE 355 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:02,635 ENVIRONMENTALIST GROUP 356 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,237 RIVERKEEPER, KICKING OFF A 357 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,605 CAREER DOING SOME GENUINELY 358 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,040 LAUDABLE WORK-- RAILING AGAINST 359 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,375 FRACKING, HUDSON RIVER 360 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:08,842 POLLUTION, AND GREEDY 361 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:09,843 CORPORATIONS POISONING NATURAL 362 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,911 RESOURCES. 363 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,880 THAT'S WHY NEW YORK MAGAZINE 364 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,248 CALLED HIM "THE KENNEDY WHO 365 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:15,849 MATTERS," AND TIME NAMED HIM A 366 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,550 "HERO FOR THE PLANET." 367 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,618 AND AS A CANDIDATE HE'S TRIED TO 368 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,653 TAP INTO THE LIBERAL CREDIBILITY 369 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,521 HIS WORK GOT BACK THEN. 370 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,957 HE'S PROMISED TO BE "THE 371 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,591 GREATEST ENVIRONMENTAL PRESIDENT 372 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,761 IN AMERICAN HISTORY," AND HAS 373 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,762 TALKED ABOUT A BUNCH OF THINGS 374 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:34,134 WE'VE COVERED, LIKE SO-CALLED 375 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:34,701 "FOREVER CHEMICALS" OR PFAs, 376 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:35,201 AND THE PROLIFERATION OF 377 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,703 MICROPLASTICS. 378 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:37,270 YOU KNOW, ALL THE FUN STUFF 379 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:37,904 YOU EXPECT FROM OUR COMEDY SHOW, 380 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:38,438 WHICH AT THIS POINT SHOULD 381 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,139 PROBABLY BE CALLED "YOU HAVE 382 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:39,773 ALREADY BEEN POISONED," WITH THE 383 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,642 DUOLINGO OWL'S BIOLOGICAL UNCLE. 384 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,243 AND IT'S NOT JUST THAT-- HE'S 385 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,744 ALSO PROPOSED RAISING THE 386 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,246 MINIMUM WAGE TO $15, AND MAKING 387 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:46,846 STUDENT DEBT DISCHARGEABLE VIA 388 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,681 BANKRUPTCY. 389 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,816 AND IF I ENDED THE PIECE RIGHT 390 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,451 NOW, IT'D HONESTLY BE A PRETTY 391 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,787 GOOD AD FOR RFK, JR. 392 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,422 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS A 393 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,290 LOT MORE TO SAY. 394 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:57,891 AND LET'S START WITH HIS OTHER 395 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,459 POLICY PROPOSALS. 396 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,728 BECAUSE SOME ARE, TO PUT IT 397 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,295 MILDLY, UNDERBAKED. 398 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,463 ONE OF HIS MARQUEE PROMISES IS 399 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,230 OFFERING FIRST-TIME HOMEBUYERS A 400 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,632 3% MORTGAGE RATE, FUNDED BY 401 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,667 TAX-FREE GOVERNMENT ISSUED 402 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,501 BONDS. 403 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,003 HERE HE IS DESCRIBING THE PLAN 404 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:10,637 AND SEE HOW FAR HE GETS INTO 405 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,906 HIS PITCH BEFORE YOU START 406 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,075 HEARING ALARM BELLS. 407 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,644 IF YOU HAVE A RICH UNCLE, UM, 408 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,480 WHO WILL CO-SIGN YOUR MORTGAGE, 409 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,381 YOU CAN GET A MUCH BETTER RATE. 410 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,183 I'M GOING TO GIVE EVERYBODY A 411 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,718 RICH UNCLE, ALL THESE YOUNG 412 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,119 PEOPLE, WHICH IS UNCLE SAM. 413 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,220 WHICH IS GOING TO GUARANTEE YOUR 414 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,655 MORTGAGE. 415 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,023 SO THAT'LL ALLOW YOU TO GET THAT 416 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,091 3% RATE. 417 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,526 AND IF YOU DEFAULT ON IT, YOU 418 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,561 KNOW, WE WILL INHERIT-- THE 419 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,129 FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL 420 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,897 INHERIT-- THIS IS HOW FREDDIE 421 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,366 MAC AND FANNIE MAE OPERATED. 422 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:39,733 RIGHT. 423 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,101 HE'S SUGGESTING GIVING 424 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,969 LOW-INTEREST HOME LOANS TO 425 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,704 BUYERS WITH BAD CREDIT, 426 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,205 GUARANTEED BY FANNIE AND 427 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,073 FREDDIE, AN IDEA WITH NO BAD 428 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:47,540 HISTORICAL PRECEDENTS 429 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,143 WHATSOEVER. 430 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:50,810 AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING, 431 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,811 "DOESN'T THAT GUY REMEMBER 432 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,846 2008?" 433 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:53,380 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SHOULD 434 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,315 POINT OUT, THEY DIDN'T FIND THE 435 00:11:55,315 --> 00:12:00,353 WORM UNTIL 2010. 436 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,287 SO HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE AN 437 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,422 AMAZING EXCUSE THERE. 438 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,556 BUT "NOT FULLY THINKING THROUGH" 439 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,891 POLICIES IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 440 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,526 BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW-- 441 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,160 RFK'S ALSO A LOT MORE 442 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,661 RIGHT-WING ON CERTAIN ISSUES 443 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,996 THAN YOU MIGHT ASSUME. 444 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:10,563 ON IMMIGRATION, HE ENDORSED 445 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,132 TRUMP'S "REMAIN IN MEXICO" 446 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:12,732 POLICY, AND PLEDGED TO FINISH 447 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,267 THE WALL. 448 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,568 AND ON GAZA, HE'S REPEATEDLY 449 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,370 OPPOSED A CEASE-FIRE DEAL, 450 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,139 COMPARED THE WAR THERE TO THE 451 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,640 DENAZIFICATION OF GERMANY, AND 452 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,975 CALLED PALESTINIANS ARGUABLY THE 453 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,443 MOST PAMPERED PEOPLE BY 454 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,844 INTERNATIONAL AID ORGANIZATIONS 455 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,046 IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD." 456 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,314 AND IT SEEMS YOU CAN SAY ANY 457 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,182 STUPID THING IF YOU PUT THE WORD 458 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,951 "ARGUABLY" IN FRONT OF IT. 459 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:32,752 ARGUABLY, BOEING IS HAVING A 460 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,587 GREAT YEAR. 461 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,156 IT ISN'T, BUT YOU COULD ARGUE 462 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,526 IT, AND THEN LOSE THE ARGUMENT. 463 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,261 AND IT'S NOT JUST POLICY WHERE 464 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,831 KENNEDY MIGHT NOT BE WHO YOU 465 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:45,198 WANT HIM TO BE. 466 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,332 HE'S ALSO ADMITTED TO FLYING ON 467 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,500 EPSTEIN'S PRIVATE JET, AND, WHEN 468 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,101 ASKED ABOUT THAT ON A PODCAST, 469 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,670 GAVE AN ANSWER SO HONEST, THE 470 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:54,474 HOST SEEMED TO FEEL THE NEED TO 471 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:54,908 TRY AND RESCUE HIM. 472 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:55,442 GIVE THE CONTEXT TO THE 473 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:55,775 EPSTEIN THING. 474 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,876 CAUSE YOU BASICALLY GOT OUT 475 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,211 AHEAD OF THE... 476 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:03,116 YOU KNOW, FIRST OF ALL, YOU 477 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,417 KNOW I'M IN NEW YORK FOR MOST OF 478 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,654 MY LIFE. 479 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,388 SO, AND YOU RUN INTO EVERYBODY 480 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,823 IN NEW YORK. 481 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,658 I MEAN, I KNEW HARVEY WEINSTEIN, 482 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,393 I KNEW ROGER AILES, I KNEW-- 483 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,695 O.J. SIMPSON CAME TO MY HOUSE. 484 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,397 BILL COSBY CAME TO MY HOUSE. 485 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,600 YOU ALSO KNEW GOOD PEOPLE. 486 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,035 I DID KNOW A LOT OF THEM, BUT 487 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,170 YOU DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE 488 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,039 SWAMP CREATURES UNTIL ALL THIS 489 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,674 STUFF COMES OUT. 490 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,376 I MEAN, SURE, BUT 491 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,711 THAT'S STILL A "WHO'S WHO" OF 492 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:36,583 '90s MURDERERS AND SEX 493 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:36,950 OFFENDERS THERE. 494 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,517 AND WHILE THERE ARE LOTS OF 495 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,618 THINGS YOU CAN SHRUG OFF WITH 496 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,252 "THAT'S JUST NEW YORK," I'M NOT 497 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:39,786 SURE THIS IS ONE OF THEM. 498 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:39,986 RATS? 499 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,621 THAT'S JUST NEW YORK. 500 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,322 DRAGGING YOUR CLOTHING FOUR 501 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,023 BLOCKS ONCE A WEEK? 502 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,357 THAT'S JUST NEW YORK. 503 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,658 ONE PERSON IN YOUR SUBWAY CAR 504 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,993 TALKING ABOUT JESUS AND ANOTHER 505 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,328 DOING FLIPS AND EVENTUALLY THE 506 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,462 ONE DOING FLIPS ACCIDENTALLY 507 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,330 KICKS THE ONE TALKING ABOUT 508 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,531 JESUS? 509 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,999 THAT'S JUST NEW YORK. 510 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,000 BUT HAVING A ROLODEX THAT TURNS 511 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,568 OUT TO BE PART SEX-OFFENDER 512 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,404 REGISTRY? 513 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,738 THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM, BOBBY, 514 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,874 LEAVE THE REST OF US OUT OF IT. 515 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,442 AND IN OTHER PERSONAL STORIES, 516 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:07,514 HE COMES OFF EVEN WORSE. 517 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,148 JUST LAST MONTH, A "VANITY FAIR" 518 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,049 ARTICLE REVEALED THAT A FORMER 519 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:09,649 BABYSITTER HAD ACCUSED HIM OF 520 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,016 SEXUAL ASSAULT. 521 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:10,550 AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'D 522 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,152 EXPECT HE'D HAVE A STRONG DENIAL 523 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:12,919 FOR, BUT INSTEAD, WHAT YOU GET 524 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,454 IS THIS. 525 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,056 LISTEN, I'VE SAID THIS FROM 526 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,223 THE BEGINNING. 527 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,459 I AM NOT A CHURCH BOY. 528 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,860 I AM NOT RUNNING LIKE THAT. 529 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,662 I SAID IN MY... 530 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,463 I HAD A VERY, VERY RAMBUNCTIOUS 531 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,033 YOUTH. 532 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,869 I SAID IN MY ANNOUNCEMENT SPEECH 533 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,171 THAT I HAVE SO MANY SKELETONS IN 534 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,574 MY CLOSET THAT IF THEY IF THEY 535 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,208 COULD ALL VOTE, I COULD RUN FOR 536 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:42,282 KING OF THE WORLD. 537 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,119 OKAY, I'M SORRY, FIRST 538 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:46,886 "NOT A CHURCH BOY?" 539 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,487 IF THE IMPLICATION IS "PEOPLE 540 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,121 AFFILIATED WITH THE CHURCH DON'T 541 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:48,755 COMMIT SEXUAL ASSAULT," BOY DO I 542 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,823 HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU AND YOUR 543 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:50,824 MASSIVE CATHOLIC FAMILY. 544 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:54,794 ALSO, "RAMBUNCTIOUS YOUTH" IS A 545 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,328 TERRIBLE WAY TO RESPOND TO 546 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:55,995 ALLEGATIONS YOU ASSAULTED A 547 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,297 BABYSITTER, NO MATTER WHAT, BUT 548 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,732 ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE 549 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,733 ALLEGED ASSAULT TOOK PLACE WHEN 550 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,234 YOU WERE 40 YEARS OLD. 551 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:01,868 AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT, WHEN HE 552 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,336 WAS ASKED WHETHER MORE WOMEN 553 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,439 MIGHT BE COMING FORWARD, BILL 554 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:17,917 WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 555 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,589 AND THE ONLY WORSE WAY HE COULD 556 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,058 FOLLOW THAT UP IS WITH "BILL 557 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:25,825 COSBY'S BEEN TO MY HOUSE." 558 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,459 BUT OBVIOUSLY, THE BIGGEST ISSUE 559 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,093 WITH RFK IS HIS REPUTATION AS A 560 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:27,594 CONSPIRACY THEORIST AND 561 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,995 ANTI-VAXXER. 562 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:29,629 AND IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU MAY 563 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,764 THINK THAT'S BEEN OVERBLOWN. 564 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,364 YOU MIGHT THINK, "HE WENT ON A 565 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,432 PODCAST I LISTEN TO, AND HE 566 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,333 SEEMED TOTALLY REASONABLE." 567 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,300 AND HE DOES DO A LOT OF THEM. 568 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:34,901 WE LISTENED TO A BUNCH, AND IN 569 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,169 DOING SO, NOTICED AN INTERESTING 570 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:36,803 ON THE MORE MAINSTREAM 571 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,937 ONES, HE'LL GO OUT OF HIS WAY TO 572 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,239 SEEM REASONABLE AND OPEN-MINDED 573 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,106 IN FACT, HE'S GOT A LINE HE 574 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,408 LIKES TO DEPLOY A LOT, IN 575 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:45,211 PODCASTS AND OTHER SETTINGS. 576 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,146 I HAVE A CRITICAL MIND. 577 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,781 IF SOMEBODY SHOWS ME WHERE I GOT 578 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,248 IT WRONG, I'LL CHANGE. 579 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,582 I'M NOT DUG IN. 580 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,884 I'M NOT HARDHEADED IN THAT 581 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:51,084 SENSE. 582 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,054 I WILL CHANGE MY MIND ALWAYS 583 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,355 IF-- IF SOMEBODY CONFRONTS ME 584 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,391 WITH WITH FACTS. 585 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,793 IF SOMEBODY SHOWS ME A FACT 586 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,194 AND I'M WRONG, I'M GOING TO 587 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:01,728 CHANGE MY OPINION AND I'LL 588 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:05,665 APOLOGIZE. 589 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,499 THAT SOUNDS PRETTY 590 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,567 GOOD! 591 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,569 EVEN IF "SHOW ME A FACT" SOUNDS 592 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,170 LIKE WHAT A JOHN OLIVER ACTION 593 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:10,970 FIGURE WOULD SAY WHEN YOU PULL 594 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,572 THE STRING ON HIS BACK. 595 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,540 THAT AND "IT'S NOT SEXUAL 596 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,609 HARASSMENT IF IT'S A HORSE." 597 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,111 UNFORTUNATELY, HISTORY HAS SHOWN 598 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,412 HIM TO BE MUCH MORE DUG-IN THAN 599 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,613 HE LIKES TO IMPLY. 600 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,848 AND BEFORE WE GET TO HIS MORE 601 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,083 FAMOUS VIEWS ON VACCINES AND 602 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,484 COVID, YOU SHOULD KNOW THEY'RE 603 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,085 BY NO MEANS HIS ONLY ALARMING 604 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,453 STANCES. 605 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,088 TAKE AIDS. 606 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,589 IT IS A SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN 607 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,858 FACT THAT AIDS IS CAUSED BY 608 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,560 HIV. 609 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,527 BUT IN THE EARLY '80s, PEOPLE 610 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,662 LOOKED AT THE FACT IT WAS 611 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,396 SPREADING IN THE U.S. AND EUROPE 612 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,130 LARGELY WITHIN THE GAY 613 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,965 COMMUNITY, AND TRIED TO LOCATE 614 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,933 OTHER FACTORS THAT MIGHT BE 615 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,001 CAUSING IT. 616 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,369 NOWADAYS, MOST PEOPLE ACCEPT 617 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,237 THOSE EARLY THEORIES WERE DEAD 618 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,839 ENDS, BUT AMAZINGLY, AS RECENTLY 619 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,108 AS THREE YEARS AGO RFK WAS OUT 620 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,410 THERE SAYING SHIT LIKE THIS. 621 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,745 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT 622 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:56,583 SAID IT'S NOT A VIRUS, THE VIRUS 623 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,183 IS A-- A PASSENGER VIRUS, AND 624 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,718 THESE PEOPLE ARE DYING MAINLY 625 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,387 BECAUSE OF POPPERS. 626 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:00,987 100% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIED IN 627 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,390 THE FIRST-- OF THE FIRST 628 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,160 THOUSAND WHO HAD-- WHO HAD AIDS 629 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,096 WERE PEOPLE WHO WERE ADDICTED TO 630 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,297 POPPERS WHICH ARE KNOWN TO CAUSE 631 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:14,968 KAPOSI SARCOMA IN RATS. 632 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,737 AND-- AND YOU KNOW, THEY WERE 633 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,472 PEOPLE WERE PART OF A GAY 634 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,607 LIFESTYLE THAT-- WHERE THEY 635 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,241 WERE BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH 636 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:21,741 ENDS. 637 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,643 OKAY, THERE'S A LOT 638 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,079 THERE, FROM "A GAY LIFESTYLE" TO 639 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,647 REPEATING THE CLAIM THAT "PEOPLE 640 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,748 WERE DYING MAINLY BECAUSE OF 641 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,983 POPPERS," TO THE NOTION THAT 642 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,084 POPPERS CAUSED KAPOSI SARCOMA, 643 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,452 WHICH-- FOR THE RECORD-- THEY 644 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,523 DO NOT. 645 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,090 MULTIPLE STUDIES IN HUMANS 646 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:37,724 HAVE FOUND THAT EVEN HEAVY 647 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,826 POPPER USE SHOWED NO SIGNIFICANT 648 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,393 ASSOCIATION WITH THE RISK OF 649 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,962 KAPOSI SARCOMA. 650 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:43,863 WHICH DOES MAKES SENSE, GIVEN 651 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,431 THAT POPPERS ARE STILL SOLD 652 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,165 EVERYWHERE IN THIS CITY. 653 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,466 I GOT THESE THREE BLOCKS FROM 654 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,401 HERE, AS I DO BEFORE EVERY 655 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,302 TAPING OF THIS SHOW. 656 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,605 HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I GET 657 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,740 THROUGH THIS SHIT? 658 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,108 BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE. 659 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:55,642 KENNEDY'S ALSO ARGUED THAT 660 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,543 ANTHONY FAUCI-- WHO AT THE TIME 661 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,044 WORKED WITHIN THE NIH-- AND 662 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,679 OTHER EXPERTS WANTED TO CALL 663 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,814 HIV A VIRUS PARTLY SO HIS 664 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,982 AGENCY, AND THE PHARMACEUTICAL 665 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,250 INDUSTRY, COULD PROFIT FROM THE 666 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,019 PRODUCTION OF AZT, WHICH WAS THE 667 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,288 FIRST DRUG APPROVED BY THE FDA 668 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,091 TO TREAT HIV AND AIDS. 669 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:11,991 THAT'S PART OF A SERIES OF 670 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,226 ARGUMENTS KNOWN AS "AIDS 671 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,060 DENIALISM," WHICH HAS DONE REAL 672 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,228 DAMAGE. 673 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,930 ONE OF ITS BIGGEST PROPONENTS, A 674 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,331 SCIENTIST NAMED PETER DUESBERG, 675 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,399 ACTUALLY HELPED PERSUADE THE 676 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,335 SOUTH AFRICAN GOVERNMENT TO 677 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:22,936 FOREGO SUPPLYING AZT TO THOSE 678 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:23,536 WITH AIDS-- A DECISION THAT'S 679 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,939 BEEN ESTIMATED TO HAVE COST OVER 680 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,141 330,000 LIVES THERE. 681 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:28,975 YET RFK RECENTLY WROTE THAT 682 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,310 DUESBERG'S ARGUMENTS WERE "SO 683 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,245 CLEAN, SO ELEGANTLY CRAFTED AND 684 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,413 SO COMPELLING." 685 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,281 AND "ELEGANTLY CRAFTED?" 686 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,183 THAT'D BE ANNOYING IF YOU WERE 687 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,787 WRITING COPY ON THE BACK OF A 688 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,721 $12 CHOCOLATE BAR, BUT 689 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,288 IN THIS INSTANCE, IT'S JUST 690 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,656 OBSCENE. 691 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,224 AND IT'S NOT JUST AIDS WHERE 692 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,525 KENNEDY'S MADE BIG EYE-CATCHING 693 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,826 CLAIMS THAT BEAR NO RESEMBLANCE 694 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,228 TO REALITY. 695 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,696 HERE HE IS LAST YEAR, IN A 696 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,830 "TWITTER SPACES" CHAT WITH ELON 697 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,198 MUSK, SUGGESTING THAT 698 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,299 PSYCHIATRIC DRUGS MAY BE A CAUSE 699 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,936 OF SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. 700 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:57,937 PRIOR TO THE INTRODUCTION OF 701 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,539 PROZAC, WE HAD ALMOST NO-- NONE 702 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,474 OF THESE EVENTS IN OUR COUNTRY. 703 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,310 AND WE NEVER SEEN THEM IN HUMAN 704 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,046 HISTORY, WHERE PEOPLE WALK INTO 705 00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:07,313 A SCHOOL ROOM OF CHILDREN OR 706 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:07,881 STRANGERS AND START SHOOTING 707 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,749 PEOPLE. 708 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,418 THERE'S OTHER NATIONS THAT HAVE 709 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,819 AS MANY GUNS PER CAPITA AS WE 710 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,889 DO. 711 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:16,756 SWITZERLAND, THE LAST SCHOOL 712 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,958 SHOOTING WAS 21 YEARS AGO. 713 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,526 WE HAVE ONE EVERY 21 HOURS. 714 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,593 THE ONE THING THAT WE HAVE 715 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,561 THAT'S DIFFERENT THAN ANYBODY IN 716 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,662 THE WORLD IS THE AMOUNT OF 717 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,597 PSYCHIATRIC DRUGS OUR CHILDREN 718 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:28,702 ARE TAKING AND OUR PEOPLE ARE 719 00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:29,436 TAKING AND WE NEED TO LOOK AT 720 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,304 THAT. 721 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:35,508 OKAY. 722 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,843 SO BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, LET 723 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,877 ME JUST SAY-- I ALSO DON'T WANT 724 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:38,278 TO BE DOING THIS. 725 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,279 I DON'T WANT TO BE DEBUNKING HIS 726 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:39,713 ARGUMENTS AT LENGTH. 727 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,948 I'M SO CLOSE TO TAKING A HIT OF 728 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,783 THESE POPPERS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 729 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:44,517 BUT HE'S MADE SO MANY CONFIDENT 730 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,286 ASSERTIONS THERE, AND IF YOU 731 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,221 LEAVE EVEN ONE UNCHALLENGED, 732 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:48,855 PEOPLE WILL THINK, "WELL, MAYBE 733 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:54,327 THERE'S SOMETHING TO IT." 734 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:54,794 SO WITH THAT IN MIND. 735 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,428 PROZAC HIT THE MARKET IN 736 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,262 1988, AND AS YOU PROBABLY 737 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:56,896 THERE WERE TONS OF 738 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,398 SHOOTINGS AND MASS SHOOTINGS 739 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:02,002 BEFORE THEN, INCLUDING AT 740 00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:02,569 SCHOOLS. 741 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,636 AS FOR THE CLAIM "OTHER 742 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,238 COUNTRIES HAVE AS MANY GUNS AS 743 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,906 WE DO," THEY JUST DON'T. 744 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,675 US CIVILIANS HAVE THE HIGHEST 745 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,843 RATE OF GUN OWNERSHIP IN THE 746 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:10,443 WORLD BY A FACTOR OF MORE THAN 747 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:10,944 TWO. 748 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,212 AND AS FOR LINKING SCHOOL 749 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,382 SHOOTINGS TO "THE AMOUNT OF 750 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,816 PSYCHIATRIC DRUGS OUR CHILDREN 751 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,486 ARE TAKING," RESEARCHERS HAVEN'T 752 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,820 FOUND ANY LINK BETWEEN 753 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,921 ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND SCHOOL 754 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,188 SHOOTINGS. 755 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,890 IN FACT, ONE STUDY FOUND THAT 756 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:24,657 OVER 87% OF THE SECONDARY SCHOOL 757 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,291 SHOOTERS IT SAMPLED WERE NOT ON 758 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,192 PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATIONS AT THE 759 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,494 TIME OF THEIR ATTACKS. 760 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,128 SO MULTIPLE FACTS THERE ARE JUST 761 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,062 PLAIN WRONG, DESPITE HOW 762 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,232 CONFIDENTLY HE JUST SPEWED THEM 763 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:32,499 OUT THERE. 764 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,066 HE COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE 765 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,000 POINTED OUT THE LINK BETWEEN 766 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,534 SCHOOL SHOOTERS AND MILK. 767 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,135 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 768 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,069 A SHOCKING NUMBER HAVE 769 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,138 ABOVE-AVERAGE DAIRY INTAKE. 770 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:38,738 AND ICE CREAM, IN PARTICULAR, 771 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,073 MAY CONTAIN NEUROGLYCERIDES THAT 772 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,408 INITIATE PSYCHOPATHIC BEHAVIOR. 773 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,678 EXCEPT NONE OF THAT'S TRUE, I 774 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:45,245 JUST MADE ALL THAT SHIT UP. 775 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,179 NEUROGLYCERIDES ISN'T EVEN A 776 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:46,646 WORD. 777 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,781 AND LACTOSE QUARTERLY ISN'T A 778 00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:51,751 MAGAZINE. 779 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,385 BUT IT SHOWS JUST HOW EASY IT IS 780 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,021 TO REEL PEOPLE IN WHEN YOU'RE 781 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,558 SPOUTING SELF-ASSURED BULLSHIT 782 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,125 ON AN UNCHALLENGED PLATFORM. 783 00:20:59,125 --> 00:20:59,759 AND IF YOU'RE NOTICING A PATTERN 784 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,326 HERE-- THAT RFK WILL FIND A 785 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,127 PROBLEM, AND THEN WORK BACKWARDS 786 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,196 TO POINT AT A BIG, POWERFUL 787 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:03,797 ENTITY PULLING THE STRINGS-- 788 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:07,233 THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT HE'S DONE 789 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,803 WITH VACCINES. 790 00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:10,737 ALTHOUGH, AGAIN: HE'LL DENY 791 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,506 THAT, INSISTING HE'S NOT 792 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:13,873 ANTI-VAX AT ALL. 793 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,474 HERE HE IS MAKING THAT POINT, 794 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,744 UNDER OATH, BEFORE CONGRESS. 795 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,745 I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANTI-VAX. 796 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,713 I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY-- I 797 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,347 HAVE NEVER TOLD THE PUBLIC AVOID 798 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,014 VACCINATION. 799 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,916 THE ONLY THING I'VE ASKED FOR, 800 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:25,985 AND MY VIEWS ARE CONSTANTLY 801 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:26,553 MISREPRESENTED, SO THAT THE 802 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:30,990 TRUTH OF WHAT I BELIEVE IS NOT 803 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,925 ALLOWED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION 804 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:32,459 WITH-- ABOUT THE AMERICAN 805 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:39,532 PEOPLE, WHICH I BELIEVE VACCINES 806 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,434 SHOULD BE TESTED WITH THE SAME 807 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,636 RIGOR AS OTHER MEDICINES AND 808 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,105 MEDICATIONS. 809 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:45,705 YEAH, THAT'S A PRETTY 810 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,609 VEHEMENT DENIAL. 811 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,243 AND, QUICK SHOUT OUT TO THE GUY 812 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:50,810 RECORDING THAT LIKE IT'S HIS 813 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,478 KID'S DANCE RECITAL. 814 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,078 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THIS 815 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:52,612 THING, DUDE? 816 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:53,680 YOU DO KNOW THERE ARE OTHER 817 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,517 CAMERAS RECORDING THIS, RIGHT? 818 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,151 BUT HERE'S THE THING-- REMEMBER 819 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,087 WHEN I SAID KENNEDY GOES ON A 820 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,290 LOT OF PODCASTS, AND CAN SOUND 821 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:04,758 REASONABLE? 822 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:08,228 HE GOES ON A BUNCH OF FRINGEY 823 00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:09,295 ONES, TOO. 824 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:09,829 AND WHEN ADDRESSING THOSE 825 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,397 AUDIENCES, SENDS OUT A VERY 826 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,498 DIFFERENT MESSAGE-- LIKE ON 827 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,032 THIS ONE, THREE YEARS AGO. 828 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:13,133 OUR JOB IS TO RESIST AND TO 829 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:13,733 TALK ABOUT IT WITH EVERYBODY. 830 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,168 I SEE SOMEBODY ON A HIKING TRAIL 831 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,603 CARRYING A LITTLE BABY AND I SAY 832 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,103 TO THEM, DON'T GET THEM 833 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,372 VACCINATED. 834 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,075 HE HEARD THAT FROM ME. 835 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,543 IF HE HEARS IT FROM 10 OTHER 836 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,945 PEOPLE, MAYBE HE WON'T DO IT. 837 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,247 YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE WILL-- MAYBE 838 00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:28,548 HE WILL SAVE THAT CHILD. 839 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,083 WHEN THEY HEAR THAT FROM 10 840 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:30,717 PEOPLE, IT'LL MAKE AN IMPRESSION 841 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,952 ON 'EM. 842 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,754 YOU KNOW, AND IF WE ALL KEPT OUR 843 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,321 MOUTHS SHUT, DON'T KEEP YOUR 844 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,090 MOUTH SHUT ANYMORE. 845 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,925 CONFRONT EVERYBODY ON IT. 846 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:39,726 I LOVE THAT. 847 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,627 I LOVE IT. 848 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,062 THANK YOU. 849 00:22:42,062 --> 00:22:43,329 "I LOVE THAT. 850 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,964 I LOVE IT." 851 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,399 THAT'S EXACTLY 852 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,401 THE KIND OF PERSON I'D EXPECT TO 853 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,002 BE CO-HOSTING AN ANTI-VACCINE 854 00:22:49,002 --> 00:22:49,903 PODCAST. 855 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:51,171 THE SORT OF PERSON YOU'D EXPECT 856 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,305 TO SEE WALKING AROUND A GROCERY 857 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,007 STORE DURING A COVID SURGE, 858 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:54,607 LICKING EVERYTHING TO "FORTIFY 859 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,176 HER IMMUNE SYSTEM." 860 00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:57,110 BUT I ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE SHE 861 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,812 ACTUALLY DID THAT, AND POSTED IT 862 00:22:58,812 --> 00:22:59,446 TO INSTAGRAM, BECAUSE OF COURSE 863 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,449 SHE DID. 864 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,616 BUT ALSO, YOU DON'T GET TO SAY 865 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,818 "I'M NOT ANTI-VAX" AND THEN 866 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:07,020 WANDER AROUND THE WOODS TELLING 867 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:07,620 PEOPLE TO NOT VACCINATE THEIR 868 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,422 BABIES LIKE YOU'RE SOME 869 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,056 RED-PILLED VERSION OF SMOKEY THE 870 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,424 BEAR. 871 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,326 WHO I'M REALIZING IS CLEARLY 872 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:14,494 WHERE YOU GET YOUR WORKOUT 873 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,530 WARDROBE INSPIRATION FROM. 874 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,064 OVER THE YEARS, KENNEDY'S 875 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:18,932 PROMOTED A NUMBER OF THEORIES 876 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:19,666 ABOUT VACCINES, INCLUDING HOW 877 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,968 THEY SUPPOSEDLY CAUSE AUTISM. 878 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,005 WE'VE DISCUSSED HIS CLAIM THAT A 879 00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:27,640 PRESERVATIVE CAUSED THIMEROSAL 880 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,208 WAS LINKED TO AUTISM IN OUR 881 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,142 PIECE ON VACCINES SEVERAL YEARS 882 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:29,943 AGO. 883 00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:31,611 NOT ONLY IS IT BULLSHIT, 884 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,245 THIMEROSAL HASN'T BEEN IN 885 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,847 CHILDREN'S VACCINES SINCE 2001, 886 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,548 EXCEPT FOR THE FLU VACCINE, AND 887 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,316 EVEN THEN, THERE WAS, AND 888 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:38,518 REMAINS, A VERSION WITHOUT 889 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:39,085 THIMEROSAL IN IT. 890 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,053 BUT KENNEDY PARLAYED THE INITIAL 891 00:23:40,053 --> 00:23:41,788 PANIC HE HELPED CAUSE INTO 892 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,023 FOUNDING THE CHILDREN'S HEALTH 893 00:23:43,023 --> 00:23:44,424 DEFENSE, ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S 894 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:44,858 LEADING ANTI-VACCINE 895 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,359 ORGANIZATIONS. 896 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:46,993 AND HE'S CONTINUED TO FEARMONGER 897 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,696 ABOUT A CONNECTION BETWEEN 898 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,230 THIMEROSAL AND AUTISM EVER 899 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,399 SINCE. 900 00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:53,933 IN 2015, HE SAID OF KIDS GETTING 901 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,335 VACCINATED, "THEY GET THE SHOT, 902 00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:56,403 THAT NIGHT THEY HAVE A FEVER OF 903 00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:57,871 A HUNDRED AND THREE, THEY GO TO 904 00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:58,972 SLEEP, AND THREE MONTHS LATER 905 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:01,808 THEIR BRAIN IS GONE... 906 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,209 THIS IS A HOLOCAUST, WHAT THIS 907 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,645 IS DOING TO OUR COUNTRY." 908 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:06,346 WHICH IS CLEARLY ABSURD. 909 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:09,049 A VACCINE CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE'S 910 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,519 BRAIN GO AWAY, ALTHOUGH I'M 911 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,119 INCREASINGLY BELIEVING THAT A 912 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,354 DEAD WORM MIGHT BE ABLE TO. 913 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:16,389 AND IF YOU'RE NOTICING A CERTAIN 914 00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:17,190 CRUELTY IN HOW KENNEDY TENDS TO 915 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:17,891 TALK ABOUT AUTISTIC PEOPLE, 916 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,459 YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 917 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,960 IT GOES WELL BEYOND THE ANTI-VAX 918 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,363 COMMUNITY'S GENERAL GROSS 919 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:23,997 TENDENCY TO IMPLY THEY'D RATHER 920 00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:24,698 HAVE A KID DIE FROM POLIO OR 921 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:25,899 MEASLES THAN BE DIAGNOSED WITH 922 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,301 AUTISM. 923 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,170 JUST LISTEN TO HIM HERE. 924 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:30,704 I BET YOU'VE NEVER MET 925 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:33,073 ANYBODY WITH FULL BLOWN AUTISM 926 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:34,007 YOUR AGE. 927 00:24:34,007 --> 00:24:35,175 YOU KNOW, HEADBANGING, FOOTBALL 928 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,977 OR A HELMET ON, NON-TOILET 929 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,679 TRAINED, NONVERBAL. 930 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,948 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER MET ANYBODY 931 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,917 LIKE THAT MY AGE, BUT IN MY KIDS 932 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,119 AGE NOW, ONE IN EVERY 34 KIDS 933 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,521 HAS AUTISM AND HALF OF THOSE ARE 934 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,056 FULL BLOWN MEANING THAT 935 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,958 DESCRIPTION. 936 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:52,592 OKAY, FIRST, IF THERE'S 937 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:57,297 LIMITED VARIETY IN THE PEOPLE 938 00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:57,931 YOU'VE MET YOUR AGE, MAYBE IT'S 939 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:58,898 BECAUSE YOU ONLY EVER HUNG OUT 940 00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,532 WITH THE SAME CIRCLE OF FIVE OR 941 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:00,166 SIX SEX OFFENDERS OR MURDERERS, 942 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,801 I DON'T KNOW. 943 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,570 I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. 944 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,005 AND I COULD TALK ABOUT THE 945 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,139 HISTORY OF AUTISM DIAGNOSES, AND 946 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:06,940 HOW THEY'RE STILL SO NEW, THE 947 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,742 FIRST PERSON TO BE GIVEN ONE 948 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:10,276 DIED JUST LAST YEAR. 949 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,879 I COULD TALK ABOUT AUTISTIC 950 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,180 PEOPLE WERE LONG MISUNDERSTOOD 951 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:14,647 AND INSTITUTIONALIZED. 952 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:15,515 I COULD ALSO THROW IN THAT 953 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,349 THERE'S DEFINITELY NO SUCH 954 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:16,850 DIAGNOSIS AS "FULL-BLOWN 955 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,418 AUTISM." 956 00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:21,588 OR YOU KNOW WHAT? 957 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:22,188 I COULD JUST LET THIS GUY WITH 958 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,189 AUTISM POINT OUT THAT JUST 959 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,624 BECAUSE RFK DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE 960 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:25,859 WITH AUTISM, DIDN'T MEAN THEY 961 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,927 DIDN'T EXIST, IN THE MOST 962 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:31,231 DELICIOUSLY DERISIVE WAY. 963 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:33,867 FUCKING MOUNT EVEREST WASN'T 964 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,135 DISCOVERED UNTIL 1852 BUT I'M 965 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:40,273 PRETTY SURE IT WAS STILL THERE. 966 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:42,008 ALSO, YEAH LIKE ALL THOSE 967 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,344 FUCKING OLD GRANDPAS WITH LIKE A 968 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:47,580 GIANT ASS TRAIN COLLECTION, YOU 969 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,316 DON'T THINK THEY'RE JUST A 970 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:50,884 LITTLE BIT ON THE SPECTRUM? 971 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,019 JUST A TEENY WEENY? 972 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,555 FUCKIN', GOD, CONSPIRACY 973 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:59,526 THEORISTS ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE 974 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:02,762 ON THE PLANET BAR NONE. 975 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:03,596 YEAH. 976 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:04,431 I HONESTLY CAN'T PUT IT MUCH 977 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:05,498 BETTER THAN THAT. 978 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:07,133 AND LOOK, RFK WILL INSIST HE 979 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,468 JUST WANTS VACCINES TO BE TESTED 980 00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:10,370 FOR SAFETY AND EFFICACY, BUT AS 981 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,705 THEY HAVE 982 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,673 BEEN, AND REPEATEDLY. 983 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:14,274 NOT ONLY ARE VACCINES ALREADY 984 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:18,111 HELD TO A HIGHER SAFETY STANDARD 985 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:19,179 THAN OTHER MEDICATIONS-- 986 00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:20,013 THOUSANDS OF STUDIES HAVE FOUND 987 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,047 THEY'RE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. 988 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,315 INCLUDING A SYSTEMATIC REVIEW OF 989 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:23,550 OVER 160 STUDIES ON VACCINE 990 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:24,684 SAFETY THAT FOUND ANY SERIOUS 991 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,820 ADVERSE REACTIONS WERE 992 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:27,487 "EXTREMELY RARE." 993 00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:28,988 YOU COULD ALSO LOOK AT THIS 994 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,623 STUDY OF OVER 650,000 CHILDREN 995 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:31,491 BORN IN DENMARK-- SOME 996 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:33,660 VACCINATED, SOME NOT-- WHICH 997 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,761 CONCLUDES THAT MMR VACCINATION 998 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,029 DOES NOT INCREASE THE RISK FOR 999 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:38,665 AUTISM, OR THIS META-REVIEW OF 1000 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,567 10 STUDIES INVOLVING OVER 1.25 1001 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:41,701 MILLION CHILDREN, WHICH ALSO 1002 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:42,635 REVEALED NO RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 1003 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:45,205 VACCINATION AND AUTISM. 1004 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:45,839 THERE ARE SO MANY EXAMPLES LIKE 1005 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:47,173 THIS, AND IT'S WHY EXPERTS WILL 1006 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,541 TELL YOU THAT A PERSON'S CHANCE 1007 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:49,976 OF HAVING A BAD REACTION TO A 1008 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,244 VACCINE IS ABOUT ONE IN A 1009 00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:52,746 MILLION. 1010 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:53,279 AS ONE EXPERT WE SPOKE TO 1011 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:57,250 POINTED OUT, GIVEN WE HAVE OVER 1012 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:57,884 40,000 DEATHS BY CAR ACCIDENT IN 1013 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,786 THE U.S. PER YEAR, THE MOST 1014 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,055 DANGEROUS ASPECT OF VACCINATING 1015 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:02,689 CHILDREN IS DRIVING TO THE 1016 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,891 DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO GET THEM. 1017 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:05,892 ESPECIALLY, BY THE WAY, IF THE 1018 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,527 KIDS ARE SINGING "BABY SHARK" 1019 00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:10,997 THE WHOLE TIME. 1020 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:11,531 BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE YOU 1021 00:27:11,531 --> 00:27:12,632 DRIVE OFF A CLIFF. 1022 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,199 AND I KNOW THIS CAN ALL SEEM 1023 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,601 VERY ABSTRACT. 1024 00:27:14,601 --> 00:27:15,602 BUT THE THING IS, KENNEDY'S 1025 00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:17,671 IDEAS HAVE BEEN PUT TO THE TEST 1026 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:19,205 IN THE REAL WORLD, SOMETIMES 1027 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,508 WITH HIDEOUS CONSEQUENCES. 1028 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:22,942 TAKE WHAT HAPPENED IN SAMOA. 1029 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,979 IN 2018, THERE WAS A HORRIBLE 1030 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:26,613 ACCIDENT, WHEN TWO CHILDREN DIED 1031 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:28,915 FROM A MEASLES VACCINE THAT TWO 1032 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,850 NURSES HAD INCORRECTLY MIXED 1033 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:34,821 WITH A MUSCLE RELAXANT. 1034 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:35,422 IT WAS AWFUL, BUT IT WAS HUMAN 1035 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:35,855 ERROR. 1036 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:41,127 NEVERTHELESS, THE ANTI-VAX 1037 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:41,728 MOVEMENT SEIZED ON THE SUDDEN 1038 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,362 FEAR OF VACCINES THERE, AND THE 1039 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:43,496 FOLLOWING YEAR, KENNEDY VISITED 1040 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,130 SAMOA, IN A TRIP ARRANGED BY A 1041 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:44,831 LOCAL ANTI-VACCINE INFLUENCER. 1042 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,032 THERE, HE MET WITH OTHER 1043 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:46,966 ANTI-VACCINE ACTIVISTS, 1044 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,935 INCLUDING ONE WHO WROTE THAT THE 1045 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:49,436 MEETING WAS "PROFOUNDLY 1046 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:50,437 MONUMENTAL ... 1047 00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:51,104 FOR THIS MOVEMENT." 1048 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,539 HE EVEN MET WITH THE PRIME 1049 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,074 MINISTER, WITH WHOM HE DISCUSSED 1050 00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:57,877 VACCINES, IN HIS WORDS, "A 1051 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:58,445 LIMITED AMOUNT." 1052 00:27:58,445 --> 00:27:59,045 AND WHEN, A FEW MONTHS LATER, 1053 00:27:59,045 --> 00:27:59,679 THERE WAS A MEASLES OUTBREAK IN 1054 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:00,413 SAMOA, RFK WROTE A FOUR-PAGE 1055 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:01,781 LETTER TO THE PRIME MINISTER IN 1056 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,116 WHICH HE SUGGESTED THE MEASLES 1057 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,417 VACCINE ITSELF MIGHT BE THE TRUE 1058 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,753 CAUSE OF THE CRISIS. 1059 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:09,622 IN THE END, THAT OUTBREAK KILLED 1060 00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:10,790 83 PEOPLE, MOSTLY INFANTS AND 1061 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:11,891 CHILDREN, IN LARGE PART DUE TO 1062 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,760 THEIR LACK OF VACCINATIONS-- AN 1063 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,028 OUTBREAK KENNEDY LATER REFERRED 1064 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,464 TO AS "MILD." 1065 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:18,064 AND WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT ALL 1066 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,066 THIS, HE'S QUICK TO TRY AND 1067 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,168 DISTANCE HIMSELF. 1068 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:22,769 YEAH I'M AWARE THERE WAS A 1069 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,270 MEASLES OUTBREAK BUT I DIDN'T 1070 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,206 HAVE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, I HAVE 1071 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:31,678 NOTHING TO DO WITH WITH PEOPLE 1072 00:28:31,678 --> 00:28:32,212 NOT VACCINATING IN SAMOA. 1073 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,213 I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY NOT TO 1074 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,248 VACCINATE. 1075 00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:36,750 I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, GO THERE FOR 1076 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:37,751 ANY REASON TO DO WITH THAT. 1077 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,252 GOT IT! 1078 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:40,887 SO YOU JUST POPPED IN TO ONE OF 1079 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,755 THE MOST REMOTE COUNTRIES ON 1080 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,156 EARTH, AND JUST HAPPENED TO 1081 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:43,690 ENCOUNTER ALL YOUR ANTIVAX 1082 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:45,225 BUDDIES ALONG THE WAY. 1083 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,060 IT'S THE ULTIMATE CONSPIRACIST 1084 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,362 NOTHING IS A COINCIDENCE 1085 00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:52,665 EXCEPT WHEN I DO IT." 1086 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:53,566 AND LOOK, ON SOME LEVEL, I DO 1087 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,802 GET WHY PEOPLE ARE DRAWN TO RFK. 1088 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,404 THERE'S AN EARNED DISTRUST OF 1089 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,772 BIG PHARMA, AND MEDICAL 1090 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:00,507 AUTHORITIES. 1091 00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:01,074 AND ILLNESS AND DISEASE ARE 1092 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,575 SCARY. 1093 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,143 KENNEDY'S EXPLANATIONS-- AS 1094 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:04,444 BULLSHIT AS THEY MAY BE-- CAN 1095 00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:05,812 ALMOST BE COMFORTING AT A 1096 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,080 FRIGHTENING TIME. 1097 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,682 THAT'S AN ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH 1098 00:29:08,682 --> 00:29:11,651 HE THRIVES. 1099 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:12,185 AND IT MAY EXPLAIN WHY HIS 1100 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,588 POPULARITY TOOK OFF DURING THE 1101 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:15,955 COVID PANDEMIC. 1102 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,023 THERE WAS A LOT OF UNCERTAINTY 1103 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:17,857 BACK THEN, AND MEDICAL EXPERTS 1104 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:18,391 WERE UNDERSTANDABLY MAKING 1105 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:18,992 MISTAKES AND LEARNING IN REAL 1106 00:29:18,992 --> 00:29:20,460 TIME. 1107 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,062 KENNEDY SAW THAT, AND POUNCED. 1108 00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:23,530 HE TOOK A LOT OF BIG SWINGS, 1109 00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:24,931 INCLUDING WRITING A BOOK IN 1110 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,332 WHICH HE CLAIMED FAUCI WAS USING 1111 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,601 COVID TO EXECUTE A HISTORIC COUP 1112 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,569 D'ETAT AGAINST WESTERN 1113 00:29:29,569 --> 00:29:30,570 DEMOCRACY. 1114 00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:34,607 AND ONCE AGAIN, HIS "JUST ASKING 1115 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:35,208 QUESTIONS" CAUSED REAL HARM TO 1116 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:38,078 REAL PEOPLE. 1117 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:38,712 HE PUSHED THE IDEA 1118 00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:39,245 THAT THE COVID VACCINE WAS 1119 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,915 DANGEROUS, ESPECIALLY TO YOUNG 1120 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:42,449 PEOPLE-- EVEN WRITING THE 1121 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,350 FOREWORD TO THIS BOOK CALLED 1122 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:44,617 "CAUSE UNKNOWN: THE EPIDEMIC OF 1123 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:47,987 SUDDEN DEATHS IN 2021 & 2022," A 1124 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:48,655 COMPILATION OF YOUNG PEOPLE 1125 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:49,989 WHO'D DIED SUDDENLY, HEAVILY 1126 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,891 IMPLYING THEIR DEATHS WERE 1127 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,593 CAUSED BY THE VACCINE. 1128 00:29:53,593 --> 00:29:55,995 AND LOOK, IT'S TRUE THAT A VERY 1129 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,564 FEW YOUNG PEOPLE REPORTED HEART 1130 00:29:57,564 --> 00:29:58,164 COMPLICATIONS AFTER RECEIVING 1131 00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,466 THE VACCINE, BUT NOT ONLY IS THE 1132 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:00,767 RISK RARE, AND MOST PATIENTS 1133 00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,135 FELT BETTER QUICKLY, BUT 1134 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:05,839 IMPORTANTLY, IN CHILDREN AND 1135 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:06,406 TEENS, THE RISKS OF GETTING 1136 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:08,541 COVID AND DEVELOPING SEVERE 1137 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:09,109 ILLNESS THAT COULD SERIOUSLY 1138 00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:11,544 IMPACT THE HEART ARE FAR GREATER 1139 00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:12,112 THAN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING 1140 00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:14,581 POSTVACCINE HEART COMPLICATIONS. 1141 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:15,181 NEVERTHELESS, IN THAT BOOK'S 1142 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,983 FOREWORD, RFK WROTE THAT IT 1143 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:19,619 PROVES AN UNDENIABLE AND URGENT 1144 00:30:19,619 --> 00:30:20,186 REALITY, LAID OUT WITH FACTS 1145 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:21,588 THAT CAN BE CONFIRMED BY ANY 1146 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:22,522 READER, POINT BY POINT, PAGE BY 1147 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:27,460 PAGE. 1148 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,028 HE EVEN WENT ON JOE ROGAN TO 1149 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:28,561 GIVE THE BOOK A HARD SELL. 1150 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:29,362 IT'S THE KIND OF BOOK-- IF 1151 00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:30,363 YOU HAVE A SKEPTIC AND YOU CAN 1152 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:35,235 GET THEM TO SIT DOWN FOR 90 1153 00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:35,869 MINUTES WITH THIS BOOK WHEN THEY 1154 00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:37,437 GET UP THEY WILL UH THEY WILL 1155 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:39,806 HAVE CONVERTED. 1156 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:40,173 MMMM. 1157 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,207 AND IT'S REALLY, IT'S 1158 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,510 SICKENING. 1159 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,210 I MEAN, IT'S TERRIBLE. 1160 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,879 THESE, YOU KNOW, THESE BEAUTIFUL 1161 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:46,479 CHILDREN WHO WERE DYING ON THE 1162 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:47,147 PLAYING FIELD. 1163 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:47,747 AND COVID WAS KILLING PEOPLE, 1164 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:51,618 BUT IT WAS OLD PEOPLE. 1165 00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:52,752 CAUSE UNKNOWN, THE EPIDEMIC 1166 00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:54,254 OF SUDDEN DEATHS IN 2021 AND 1167 00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:55,655 2022. 1168 00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:56,122 EDWARD DOWD. 1169 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:59,392 YEAH. 1170 00:30:59,392 --> 00:31:00,927 DIED AFTER FIRST VACCINE DOSE. 1171 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:01,795 DIES AT HOSPITAL. 1172 00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:03,129 FOOTBALL. 1173 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:05,231 DIED ON THE FIELD. 1174 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,267 OKAY, SET ASIDE THAT 1175 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:08,968 JOE ROGAN'S JUST MUTTERING 1176 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:09,602 RANDOM WORDS OFF THE COVER WITH 1177 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:13,340 AN ENERGY LEVEL I'D DESCRIBE AS 1178 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,074 "JUST ATE A FISTFUL OF 1179 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:15,075 MELATONIN PILLS," THAT'S A 1180 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:15,709 GIVE 1181 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:16,509 THIS BOOK TO PEOPLE FOR 90 1182 00:31:16,509 --> 00:31:16,976 MINUTES AND THEY'LL BE 1183 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,912 CONVERTED. 1184 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:21,848 BUT HERE'S THE THING. 1185 00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:22,415 THE AP FOUND THAT DOZENS OF 1186 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:23,817 INDIVIDUALS INCLUDED IN THE BOOK 1187 00:31:23,817 --> 00:31:25,185 DIED OF KNOWN CAUSES NOT RELATED 1188 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,053 TO VACCINES-- INCLUDING SUICIDE 1189 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,922 AND CHOKING WHILE INTOXICATED. 1190 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:30,190 THE BOOK EVEN INCLUDES ONE 1191 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,492 PERSON WHO DIED IN 2019. 1192 00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:33,927 SO UNLESS THE HEADLINE WAS, 1193 00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:35,495 "TIME TRAVELER DIES OF COVID 1194 00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:36,596 VACCINE," THEY DON'T REALLY 1195 00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:37,664 BELONG IN THERE. 1196 00:31:37,664 --> 00:31:39,065 BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. 1197 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,233 BECAUSE WHEN THE BOOK WAS FIRST 1198 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,568 PRINTED, ONE OF THE KIDS ON THE 1199 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,136 COVER WAS BRADEN FAHEY, WHO DIED 1200 00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:44,337 AFTER COLLAPSING DURING FOOTBALL 1201 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:45,839 PRACTICE AT JUST 12 YEARS OLD. 1202 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:47,574 BUT WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE 1203 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:48,108 COVID VACCINE DIDN'T KILL 1204 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:51,811 BRADEN, BECAUSE HE WASN'T 1205 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:52,212 VACCINATED. 1206 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:53,113 HE DIED FROM A MALFORMED BLOOD 1207 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:54,414 VESSEL IN HIS BRAIN. 1208 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:55,281 AND NO ONE EVER CONTACTED HIS 1209 00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:57,183 PARENTS TO ASK ABOUT THEIR SON'S 1210 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,351 DEATH, OR FOR PERMISSION TO USE 1211 00:31:58,351 --> 00:31:59,819 HIS PHOTO. 1212 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:00,787 SOMETHING THEY ARE, 1213 00:32:00,787 --> 00:32:03,189 UNDERSTANDABLY, FURIOUS ABOUT. 1214 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,858 IT'S JUST ANOTHER GUT PUNCH. 1215 00:32:04,858 --> 00:32:06,092 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN PUNCHED IN 1216 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:07,193 THE GUT AS HARD AS YOU CAN BE 1217 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:07,994 PUNCHED IN THE GUT. 1218 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,829 AND THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE 1219 00:32:09,829 --> 00:32:11,464 RIGHT AFTER, YOU KNOW. 1220 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:12,799 YOU TRY SO HARD TO EACH DAY 1221 00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,001 TO HEAL. 1222 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,637 AND THEN YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE 1223 00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:19,639 ON A WHOLE OTHER NIGHTMARE. 1224 00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:22,676 AND PART OF YOU WANTS TO JUST 1225 00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:23,943 DISMISS IT AND GO, "WE'VE DEALT 1226 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:24,577 WITH SO MUCH, WE CAN'T DEAL WITH 1227 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:27,080 ANY MORE." 1228 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,915 BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST 1229 00:32:28,915 --> 00:32:31,618 HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOUR SON AND 1230 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,286 WE CAN'T AS HIS PARENTS LOOK THE 1231 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:33,553 OTHER WAY. 1232 00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:34,254 THAT'S AWFUL. 1233 00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:35,789 THEY'VE HAD TO GO OUT OF THEIR 1234 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:36,423 WAY TO CORRECT THE RECORD ABOUT 1235 00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:38,291 THEIR SON'S DEATH, IN THE FACE 1236 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:39,492 OF SOMEONE WHO NOT ONLY HAS THE 1237 00:32:39,492 --> 00:32:42,495 PLATFORM OF A KENNEDY BUT ALSO 1238 00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:43,730 OF A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE. 1239 00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:44,297 AFTER 1240 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:46,166 THAT STORY, BRADEN WAS REMOVED 1241 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,334 FROM THE COVER OF SUBSEQUENT 1242 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:49,602 EDITIONS OF THAT BOOK. 1243 00:32:49,602 --> 00:32:51,971 BUT NOT ONLY IS THE PUBLISHER 1244 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:52,605 STILL SELLING THE FIRST VERSION, 1245 00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:53,373 WITH HIM ON THE COVER, ON 1246 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:53,973 AMAZON, EVEN THE NEWER EDITION 1247 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:55,308 DESPITE EVERYTHING WE JUST 1248 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,509 TOLD YOU-- STILL INCLUDES HIM 1249 00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:58,378 INSIDE THE BOOK ITSELF. 1250 00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:00,413 AND THE PUBLISHERS' EXCUSE FOR 1251 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,014 THIS IS ENRAGING, BECAUSE THEY 1252 00:33:01,014 --> 00:33:02,449 ARGUED TO US THIS WEEK THAT THE 1253 00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:04,250 BOOK NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAYS 1254 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,752 THAT THE PEOPLE SHOWN IN IT DIED 1255 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:06,986 FROM THE COVID VACCINE, JUST 1256 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:07,987 THAT IT HIGHLIGHTS "A NEW TREND 1257 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,356 OF PEOPLE DYING SUDDENLY FOR 1258 00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:10,924 UNKNOWN CAUSES." 1259 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,292 WHICH IS NOT WHAT THE BOOK DOES, 1260 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,627 AT ALL. 1261 00:33:14,627 --> 00:33:15,662 AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT WHAT RFK 1262 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,330 DID WHEN HE TWEETED OUT ITS 1263 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:18,998 COVER, WITH BRADEN'S PICTURE ON 1264 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,834 IT, AND CLAIMED THE BOOK SHOWED 1265 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:21,401 "THE COVID SHOTS ARE A CRIME 1266 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:24,237 AGAINST HUMANITY." 1267 00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:25,205 THAT TWEET IS STILL UP, WHICH IS 1268 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:26,840 A LITTLE ODD TO ME, BECAUSE-- 1269 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,008 WHAT WAS IT KENNEDY LIKED TO 1270 00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:29,609 SAY? 1271 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,077 IF SOMEBODY SHOWS ME A FACT 1272 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:32,912 AND I'M WRONG, I'M GOING TO 1273 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:34,614 CHANGE MY OPINION AND I'LL 1274 00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,282 APOLOGIZE. 1275 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:36,783 HUH. 1276 00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:39,552 THAT'S WEIRD. 1277 00:33:39,552 --> 00:33:41,254 BUT I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE. 1278 00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:41,888 SAYING, "IF SOMEBODY SHOWS ME A 1279 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:43,156 FACT AND I'M WRONG, I'M GOING TO 1280 00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:44,224 TOTALLY IGNORE IT AND FORCE 1281 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:45,592 GRIEVING PARENTS TO RELIVE THE 1282 00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:46,326 WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED 1283 00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:47,360 TO THEM" DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE 1284 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,795 SAME RING TO IT, DOES IT? 1285 00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:50,130 AND LOOK, I COULD LITIGATE 1286 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,464 KENNEDY'S STUPID ARGUMENTS ALL 1287 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:54,567 NIGHT, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT 1288 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:57,871 TO DO THAT TO MYSELF, OR TO YOU. 1289 00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:58,471 THERE AREN'T ENOUGH POPPERS IN 1290 00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:01,274 THE WORLD TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF 1291 00:34:01,274 --> 00:34:03,243 ALL THIS, AND TO QUOTE HIS 1292 00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:03,910 NEUROLOGIST, "I REALLY DON'T 1293 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,111 HAVE TIME TO GO DOWN ALL THESE 1294 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,546 WORM HOLES." 1295 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:09,916 HOPEFULLY, THOUGH, AT THIS 1296 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:10,984 POINT, YOU'VE GOT A BETTER SENSE 1297 00:34:10,984 --> 00:34:12,819 OF WHO THIS MAN ACTUALLY IS. 1298 00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:14,688 AND IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF 1299 00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:16,356 THIS, I DO GET WHY YOU MIGHT 1300 00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:17,624 LIKE HIM. 1301 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:18,658 BECAUSE THE IDEA OF RFK IS 1302 00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:21,895 APPEALING. 1303 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:22,495 BUT SO MANY OF THE REASONS TO 1304 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:23,263 SUPPORT HIM, JUST DON'T STAND UP 1305 00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:25,265 UNDER THE SLIGHTEST SCRUTINY. 1306 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:27,300 IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR HIM BECAUSE 1307 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:28,268 HE SEEMS HONEST, OR TRUSTWORTHY, 1308 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:30,770 I THINK YOU'VE SEEN OTHERWISE. 1309 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:31,404 IF IT'S THE KENNEDY LEGACY, YOU 1310 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,740 SHOULD KNOW OVER A DOZEN MEMBERS 1311 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,541 OF HIS FAMILY HAVE COME OUT 1312 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:35,809 AGAINST HIS CAMPAIGN. 1313 00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:37,110 IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR THE 1314 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,211 ENVIRONMENTAL HERO OF THE 90S, 1315 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:39,546 MUTIPLE 1316 00:34:39,546 --> 00:34:40,180 PROMINENT ENVIRONMENTAL GROUPS 1317 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,181 HAVE OPPOSED HIS CAMPAIGN, 1318 00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:41,648 INCLUDING MANY FORMER 1319 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:48,722 COLLEAGUES. 1320 00:34:48,888 --> 00:34:49,522 IF YOU LIKE THAT HE'S AGAINST 1321 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:50,156 POLLUTERS AND BIG PHARMA, I GET 1322 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:50,623 IT. 1323 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:51,257 WE CRITICIZE THEM ALL THE TIME. 1324 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,225 BUT WHEN WE DO THAT, WE MAKE 1325 00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:52,926 SURE WE'VE GOT OUR FACTS RIGHT 1326 00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,394 AND DON'T JUST PULL THEM OUT THE 1327 00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:55,729 ASS OF OUR BEST WORKOUT JEANS. 1328 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:56,996 AND FINALLY, IF YOU'RE 1329 00:34:56,996 --> 00:34:58,131 FRUSTRATED WITH THE TWO-PARTY 1330 00:34:58,131 --> 00:34:59,866 SYSTEM-- ME, TOO. 1331 00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:01,134 BUT HONESTLY, THE WAY TO 1332 00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:02,802 DISMANTLE THAT ISN'T THROUGH 1333 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:04,104 VOTING FOR ONE MAGICAL 1334 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,472 CANDIDATE, IT'LL COME FROM 1335 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:06,373 BUILDING A MOVEMENT TOWARD 1336 00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:07,640 RANKED-CHOICE VOTING. 1337 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,542 AT 1338 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,177 LEAST ONE OF THOSE PARTIES MAY 1339 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,013 NOT BE AS OPPOSED TO KENNEDY, AS 1340 00:35:13,013 --> 00:35:14,414 HE SAYS HE IS TO THEM. 1341 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:15,882 BECAUSE REPUBLICANS SEEM TO BE 1342 00:35:15,882 --> 00:35:17,150 COUNTING ON HIM TO SIPHON OFF 1343 00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:19,019 DEMOCRATIC VOTES. 1344 00:35:19,019 --> 00:35:20,720 HIS CAMPAIGN'S LARGEST 1345 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,222 CONTRIBUTOR IS TIMOTHY MELLON, A 1346 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:24,691 REPUBLICAN MEGADONOR WHO HAS 1347 00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:26,860 ALSO DONATED $50 MILLION TO A 1348 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,094 PRO-TRUMP GROUP THIS ELECTION. 1349 00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:29,529 AND IF TRUMP WINS A SECOND TERM, 1350 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:30,597 KENNEDY MAY WIND UP WORKING FOR 1351 00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:31,164 HIM. 1352 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:33,500 BECAUSE WHEN WE REACHED OUT TO 1353 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,100 RFK'S CAMPAIGN THIS WEEK, THEY 1354 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,335 TOLD US HE AND TRUMP HAVE 1355 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,737 DISCUSSED THE POSSIBILITY OF A 1356 00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:39,372 CABINET POSITION FOR HIM, 1357 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:39,973 SPECIFICALLY HEALTH AND HUMAN 1358 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:42,108 SERVICES. 1359 00:35:42,108 --> 00:35:43,343 AND IF THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S A 1360 00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:44,411 FUCKING NIGHTMARE. 1361 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:45,645 THERE'S NO GOOD OUTCOME HERE. 1362 00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:49,616 EVEN IF RFK DROPS OUT TOMORROW, 1363 00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:50,850 HE'LL HAVE INJECTED AND 1364 00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:51,451 AMPLIFIED MISINFORMATION THAT, 1365 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:52,285 AS YOU'VE SEEN, TAKES A LOT OF 1366 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,086 EFFORT TO DEBUNK. 1367 00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:54,988 AND IF HE STAYS IN, HISTORY HAS 1368 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:55,722 SHOWN SPOILER CANDIDATES CAN DO 1369 00:35:55,722 --> 00:35:56,823 INTENSE DAMAGE TO NO REAL END. 1370 00:35:56,823 --> 00:36:00,960 AND DON'T JUST TAKE THAT FROM ME 1371 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,197 RALPH NADER, FAMOUSLY, HELPED 1372 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:07,500 SWING THE ELECTION FOR 1373 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,068 GEORGE W. BUSH BACK IN 2000. 1374 00:36:08,068 --> 00:36:08,668 AND THERE WAS A GUY BACK THEN, 1375 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:09,736 SMARTLY IMPLORING HIM TO DROP 1376 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:10,303 OUT. 1377 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:11,571 DESPITE FADING POLL NUMBERS, 1378 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:12,939 THE CORE SUPPORT BEHIND NADER'S 1379 00:36:12,939 --> 00:36:14,541 CANDIDACY IS MAKING SOME LIBERAL 1380 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:16,343 DEMOCRATS UNHAPPY. 1381 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,877 THERE'S A POLITICAL REALITY 1382 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,313 HERE, WHICH IS THAT HIS 1383 00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:22,182 CANDIDACY COULD DRAW ENOUGH 1384 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:24,384 VOTES IN CERTAIN KEY STATES FROM 1385 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:27,020 AL GORE TO GIVE THE ENTIRE 1386 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,455 ELECTION TO GEORGE W. BUSH. 1387 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,423 RIGHT. 1388 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,294 EXACTLY. 1389 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:34,928 THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'M GOING 1390 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:35,528 TO SAY THIS, BUT RFK IS-- AND 1391 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:36,363 DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS OUT OF 1392 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:36,930 FUCKING CONTEXT-- MAKING A 1393 00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:39,799 REALLY GOOD POINT THERE. 1394 00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:41,601 BUT THE FACT IS, THE REST OF THE 1395 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:45,905 TIME, KENNEDY'S A FULL-BLOWN 1396 00:36:45,905 --> 00:36:46,473 MENACE, AND FRANKLY SPENDING 1397 00:36:46,473 --> 00:36:47,941 THIS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT 1398 00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:51,077 HIM HAS BEEN-- IF I MAY QUOTE 1399 00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:52,245 "VANITY FAIR"-- THE LOW POINT 1400 00:36:52,245 --> 00:36:52,712 OF MY SUMMER. 1401 00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:53,813 AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I 1402 00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:55,715 THINK I'VE EARNED THESE. 1403 00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,017 AND NOW, THIS. 1404 00:36:57,017 --> 00:37:01,488 AND NOW, 1405 00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:06,192 LOCAL NEWS CELEBRATES A 1406 00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:06,826 SURPRISINGLY DIVISIVE HOLIDAY. 1407 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:08,895 HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT 1408 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:09,195 CHEESECAKE? 1409 00:37:09,195 --> 00:37:11,097 IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE 1410 00:37:11,097 --> 00:37:11,765 DESSERTS. 1411 00:37:11,765 --> 00:37:14,901 TODAY'S YOUR DAY IS BECAUSE 1412 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:15,802 TODAY'S NATIONAL CHEESECAKE DAY. 1413 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,937 GIVE ME A NEW YORK STYLE 1414 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:20,040 CHEESECAKE AND IT'S GOING TO BE 1415 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,776 15 POUNDS BACK ON ME AGAIN. 1416 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:25,412 I'LL BE CELEBRATING TODAY FOR 1417 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:26,179 SURE. 1418 00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:27,380 TODAY'S NATIONAL CHEESECAKE 1419 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:27,547 DAY. 1420 00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:30,316 I'M NOT A FAN OF CHEESECAKE. 1421 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:31,418 I DON'T LIKE CHEESECAKE. 1422 00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:34,587 WOW. 1423 00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:36,656 YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESECAKE? 1424 00:37:36,656 --> 00:37:38,158 I DON'T, THERE'S JUST 1425 00:37:38,158 --> 00:37:39,325 SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT DOESN'T 1426 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:40,393 MAKE SENSE IN MY BRAIN. 1427 00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:42,429 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE 1428 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,898 FLAVOR OR THE TEXTURE. 1429 00:37:44,898 --> 00:37:45,131 BOTH. 1430 00:37:45,131 --> 00:37:47,067 IT'S JUST SO-- 1431 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:48,401 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE 1432 00:37:48,401 --> 00:37:48,702 CHEESECAKE? 1433 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:52,305 I'M NOT A CHEESE GUY. 1434 00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:55,375 IT'S JUST THE IDEA OF IT. 1435 00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:57,077 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT? 1436 00:37:57,077 --> 00:38:00,814 I DON'T WANT TO TRY IT. 1437 00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:01,348 THAT'S OUR SHOW, 1438 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:02,849 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. 1439 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:05,652 WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 1440 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:06,286 GOOD NIGHT! 1441 00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:10,323 WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME, 1442 00:38:10,323 --> 00:38:15,261 "AND NOW THIS"." 1443 00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:16,563 "IT'S NOT SEXUAL 1444 00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:17,464 HARA