1 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:13,713 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:27,727 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:31,464 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 4 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,832 >> John: WELCOME, WELCOME, 5 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,234 WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!" 6 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:34,601 I'M JOHN OLIVER. 7 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:35,702 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING 8 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:36,736 US. 9 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,205 IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK. 10 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:39,773 FROM A JUDGE ANNOUNCING ERIC 11 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,141 ADAMS' TRIAL WILL BEGIN IN 12 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,609 APRIL, TO BOTH HEIDI KLUM AND 13 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,678 JANELLE MONAE COINCIDENTALLY 14 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:45,445 BOTH DRESSING UP LIKE E.T. FOR 15 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,013 HALLOWEEN. 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,415 BUT WE'RE GOING TO DIVE STRAIGHT 17 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:49,983 IN WITH OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT, 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,520 WHICH CONCERNS DONALD TRUMP, 19 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:56,056 STAR OF "HOME ALONE 2" AND ALL 20 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:56,556 OF YOUR ANXIETY ATTACKS. 21 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:57,424 WE'VE TALKED ALL YEAR ABOUT THE 22 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:58,258 MANY GOOD REASONS NOT TO VOTE 23 00:00:58,324 --> 00:00:59,726 FOR HIM: HIS MASS DEPORTATION 24 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,094 PLANS, HIS RESHAPING OF THE 25 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,829 COURTS, PROJECT 2025, EVERYTHING 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,596 HE SAID OR DID BEFORE HIS 27 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:07,000 PRESIDENCY, EVERYTHING HE SAID 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:07,600 OR DID DURING HIS PRESIDENCY, 29 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:08,234 EVERYTHING HE SAID OR DID AFTER 30 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:11,905 HIS PRESIDENCY, AND THE FACT IT 31 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:12,505 SHOULD BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL TO 32 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,240 HAVE A VICE PRESIDENT NAMED J.D. 33 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:15,608 BUT TONIGHT, WE'D LIKE TO FOCUS 34 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:16,976 ON SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN TALKED 35 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:17,477 ABOUT A LITTLE LESS: HIS 36 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:18,745 BUSINESS VENTURES. 37 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:19,746 WHICH, TO BE CLEAR, ARE NOT TO 38 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,981 BE CONFUSED WITH THE UNOFFICIAL 39 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:22,816 TRUMP PRODUCTS THAT JUST HAVE 40 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:23,583 HIS NAME SLAPPED ON THEM, LIKE 41 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,118 THIS. 42 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,619 >> HE'S HERE! 43 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:27,620 EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FISH, 44 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:28,655 "TRUMPY TROUT!" 45 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,456 >> NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN A FISH 46 00:01:29,521 --> 00:01:32,792 LIKE ME. 47 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:33,259 >> TRUMPY TROUT IS AN 48 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,561 ANIMATRONIC TALKING FISH WITH A 49 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,197 BIG PERSONALITY. 50 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:40,767 >> I AM THE HUGELY BIGLIEST FISH 51 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:41,901 IN THE POND. 52 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:42,502 >> MOUNT HIM TO YOUR WALL, OR 53 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:43,036 USE THE BUILT-IN STAND TO 54 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:43,603 DISPLAY HIM PROUDLY ON YOUR 55 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:48,041 DESK. 56 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:48,640 NOW YOU'LL NEVER MISS A TRUMPY 57 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:49,408 TROUT RALLY. 58 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,343 >> I'M BUILDING A NEW POND, AND 59 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:57,417 THE BASS WILL PAY FOR IT. 60 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:02,622 >> John: WE ALL SEE IT, RIGHT? 61 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:03,990 PLEASE -- PLEASE TELL ME WE ALL 62 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:04,224 SEE IT. 63 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:04,824 THEY WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR DICK 64 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:07,460 IN THAT, RIGHT? 65 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:08,027 I'M NOT SAYING THAT'S WHAT I 66 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:10,130 WANT TO DO! 67 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:10,697 I'M SAYING THAT'S WHAT THEY 68 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:11,031 WANT ME TO DO. 69 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:11,631 WHY ELSE WOULD THEY DESIGN IT 70 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:12,766 LIKE SOME SORT OF BASS PRO SHOP 71 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,768 SPONSORED FLESH-LIGHT? 72 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:15,368 ALL I'M SAYING IS, LADIES, IF 73 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:16,403 YOUR HUSBAND ASKS YOU FOR A 74 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,303 TRUMPY TROUT THIS CHRISTMAS, 75 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,173 IT'S OVER. 76 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:20,807 INCIDENTALLY, ACCORDING TO THEIR 77 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,743 WEBSITE, THEY ALLOW RETURNS IN 78 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,377 THE FIRST 60 DAYS, NO QUESTIONS 79 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,813 ASKED, WHICH FEELS LIKE A HUGE 80 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,914 MISTAKE, BECAUSE I'M GUESSING 81 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,016 THEIR WAREHOUSE IS NOW FULL OF 82 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,786 SPLOOGE-COVERED TROUT. 83 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:33,586 AGAIN, THAT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL 84 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,054 TRUMP PRODUCT. 85 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:34,888 I ONLY SHOWED IT TO YOU TO 86 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:35,321 HORRIFY YOU. 87 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,023 AND NOW YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS TO 88 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,125 SHOW THAT VIDEO TO SOMEONE ELSE. 89 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,293 BUT THERE ARE LOTS OF 90 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,595 MONEYMAKING VENTURES THAT DO 91 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,563 HAVE TRUMP'S SEAL OF APPROVAL, 92 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,430 AND FROM WHICH MONEY FLOWS TO 93 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,999 HIM. 94 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,334 AND WHILE ALL FORMER PRESIDENTS 95 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,436 END UP FINDING WAYS TO MAKE 96 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,637 MONEY, TRUMP'S IN A CATEGORY ALL 97 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:51,438 HIS OWN. 98 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,906 SINCE HE LEFT OFFICE, HIS 99 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:53,540 COMPANIES RESUMED THEIR GOLF AND 100 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:54,374 REAL ESTATE DEALS ABROAD, 101 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,942 ANNOUNCING PROJECTS IN SAUDI 102 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,111 ARABIA, DUBAI, AND VIETNAM. 103 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,312 HE'S ALSO BEEN HAWKING OFFICIAL 104 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,480 TRUMP COINS, A TRUMP-BRANDED 105 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,615 BIBLE, AND THE "NEVER SURRENDER" 106 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,919 HIGH TOPS, WHICH LOOK LIKE WHAT 107 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:06,653 MR. T WOULD WEAR WITH A TUXEDO. 108 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,620 EVEN MORE RECENTLY, HE LAUNCHED 109 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,989 A LINE OF TRUMP WATCHES, WITH 110 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:12,692 ONE RETAILING AT $100,000. 111 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:16,228 >> THE TRUMP VICTORY TOURBILLON. 112 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:16,763 THIS ISN'T JUST ANY WATCH. 113 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,031 IT'S ONE OF THE BEST WATCHES 114 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,632 MADE. 115 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,267 IT'S A TOURBILLON WATCH, WITH 116 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,136 ALMOST 200 GRAMS OF GOLD AND 117 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:23,837 MORE THAN 100 REAL DIAMONDS. 118 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,839 THAT'S A LOT OF DIAMONDS. 119 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:26,406 I LOVE GOLD. 120 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:29,743 I LOVE DIAMONDS. 121 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:30,010 WE ALL DO. 122 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:30,543 >> John: I THINK THIS GOES 123 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,378 WITHOUT SAYING, BUT THAT'S THE 124 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:34,147 UGLIEST WATCH I'VE EVER SEEN. 125 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:34,748 IT MAKES YOUR WRIST LOOK LIKE 126 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:35,849 IT'S HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS. 127 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:36,416 IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY 128 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:43,490 MELTING DOWN KING CHARLES. 129 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,224 IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST 130 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,292 FISTED C-3PO. 131 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:46,826 AND LOOK, THE FACT TRUMP'S 132 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:47,394 WILLING TO SLAP HIS NAME ON 133 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,028 RANDOM PRODUCTS IS NOTHING NEW. 134 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:48,962 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN PART OF HIS 135 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,430 M.O. 136 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,031 BUT THE SCOPE OF HIS BUSINESS 137 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,600 VENTURES HAVE ACTUALLY ESCALATED 138 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:58,538 SHARPLY RECENTLY. 139 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,105 WHICH IN A WAY, MAKES SENSE. 140 00:03:59,172 --> 00:03:59,739 SINCE LEAVING OFFICE, HE'S SPENT 141 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:00,540 $100 MILLION ON LEGAL COSTS, AT 142 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:01,174 AN AVERAGE OF MORE THAN $90,000 143 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,876 A DAY. 144 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,444 AND ON TOP OF THAT, THERE ARE 145 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:07,313 THE MULTIPLE JUDGMENTS HANGING 146 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:07,580 OVER HIM. 147 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:08,214 THERE'S THE CIVIL FRAUD CASE IN 148 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,949 NEW YORK FOR WHICH A JUDGE 149 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:10,583 ORDERED HIM TO PAY $355 MILLION 150 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,119 IN DAMAGES, AND THE TWO CIVIL 151 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,187 CASES BROUGHT BY E. JEAN 152 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:14,688 CARROLL, IN WHICH HE WAS 153 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:15,288 FOUND TO HAVE SEXUALLY ABUSED 154 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:15,889 AND DEFAMED HER, AND FOR WHICH 155 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:16,523 HE WAS ORDERED TO PAY ABOUT $88 156 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:16,755 MILLION. 157 00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:17,390 NOW, DOES NEARLY HALF A BILLION 158 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:17,991 IN PENALTIES HANGING OVER HIS 159 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:18,992 HEAD MAKE THE GREEDIEST MAN TO 160 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,961 EVER LIVE EVEN GREEDIER? 161 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,229 MAYBE, MAYBE NOT -- AFTER ALL, 162 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,831 TRUMP'S ALWAYS OPERATING AT 163 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,366 MAXIMUM GREED, THE SAME WAY THE 164 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,801 OCEAN'S ALWAYS OPERATING AT 165 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,537 MAXIMUM WET, BUT IT DOES MEAN 166 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,138 HE'S A LITTLE MORE DESPERATE. 167 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,540 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IF HIS 168 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,674 APPEALS FAIL, AND HE DOESN'T 169 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:35,942 COME UP WITH THE MONEY, COURTS 170 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,777 COULD ORDER THAT HIS ASSETS BE 171 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,546 SEIZED AND SOLD. 172 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,081 SO HE'S NOW MORE INCENTIVIZED 173 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,515 THAN EVER TO BRING IN AS MUCH 174 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:43,683 MONEY AS POSSIBLE -- AND IF THE 175 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,984 ELECTION GOES HIS WAY ON 176 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,152 TUESDAY, HE'S GOT SOME TROUBLING 177 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,887 NEW WAYS OF DOING THAT. 178 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,723 SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK AT 179 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,890 TRUMP'S BUSINESSES -- WHAT'S 180 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:51,957 CHANGED ABOUT THEM SINCE LAST 181 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:52,592 TIME AROUND, AND WHAT HAVOC THEY 182 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,027 COULD WREAK. 183 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:54,994 AND LET'S START WITH THE FACT 184 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,463 THAT WE ALWAYS KNEW THERE WERE 185 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,764 GOING TO NEED TO BE ETHICAL 186 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,232 GUARDRAILS DURING TRUMP'S FIRST 187 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,000 TERM. 188 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,501 UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT BECAME CLEAR 189 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,036 WAS THAT OUR SYSTEM OF ETHICS 190 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,504 WAS LARGELY BASED ON NORMS THAT 191 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,506 COULD BE IGNORED. 192 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,308 FOR INSTANCE, TRUMP WASN'T 193 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,109 REQUIRED TO RELEASE HIS TAX 194 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,177 RETURNS -- SO HE DIDN'T. 195 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,645 SIMILARLY, NEARLY ALL PRESIDENTS 196 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,380 SINCE THE 70S HAVE PUT THEIR 197 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,848 ASSETS INTO A BLIND TRUST. 198 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:15,482 BUT TRUMP WASN'T REQUIRED TO DO 199 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,418 THAT EITHER, SO DIDN'T. 200 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,320 AND EVEN HE WAS TAKEN ABACK BY 201 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:20,920 THIS -- HERE HE IS TALKING TO 202 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,456 REPORTERS JUST A FEW DAYS AFTER 203 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,292 HE WON. 204 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:26,926 >> I ASSUMED THAT YOU'D HAVE TO 205 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:27,494 SET UP SOME TYPE OF TRUST OR 206 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:32,165 WHATEVER AND YOU DON'T. 207 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,600 AND I WAS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT 208 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,101 SURPRISED TO SEE IT. 209 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,269 >> John: YEAH. 210 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,771 AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW, IF 211 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,139 TRUMP'S NOT REQUIRED TO DO 212 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,607 SOMETHING, HE'S NOT DOING IT. 213 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,342 IT'S WHY HE DOESN'T SAY HE LOST 214 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:43,610 THE LAST ELECTION OR HUG HIS 215 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,212 CHILDREN OR BOTHER TO LEARN THE 216 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,647 FUCKING DANCE MOVES TO THE YMCA. 217 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,949 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MOVE YOUR 218 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,451 ARMS ABOVE YOUR SHOULDERS, YOU 219 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,854 HUMAN POT ROAST. 220 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,623 INSTEAD, TRUMP PUT HIS ASSETS IN 221 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,157 A REVOCABLE TRUST THAT HE 222 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,058 COULD ACCESS ANY TIME HE WANTED 223 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,326 -- RUN, BY THE WAY, BY HIS SONS 224 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,127 AND THE COMPANY'S CFO -- A MAN 225 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,529 WHO'S SINCE GONE TO JAIL TWICE 226 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:03,163 FOR LYING UNDER OATH AND DODGING 227 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:06,366 TAXES. 228 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:06,900 SO THOSE WERE THE NORMS HE 229 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,167 BLEW PAST. 230 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,535 BUT HE ALSO IGNORED THE FEW LAWS 231 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:09,736 THAT WERE IN PLACE. 232 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,037 FOR INSTANCE, THE EMOLUMENTS 233 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,172 CLAUSE OF THE CONSTITUTION 234 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,140 FORBIDS THE PRESIDENT TO ACCEPT 235 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,443 MONEY PAYMENTS OR GIFTS "OF ANY 236 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:17,010 KIND WHATEVER" FROM FOREIGN 237 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,778 GOVERNMENTS UNLESS HE OBTAINS 238 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:19,412 "THE CONSENT OF THE CONGRESS" TO 239 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:20,480 DO SO. 240 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,881 BUT AN INVESTIGATION RELEASED 241 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,016 EARLIER THIS YEAR -- OF JUST THE 242 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,284 FIRST TWO YEARS OF HIS 243 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,486 PRESIDENCY -- SEEMED TO FIND 244 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,254 SOME PRETTY CLEAR VIOLATIONS. 245 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,456 >> THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS' NEW 246 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:30,724 REPORT FOUND THAT WHILE DONALD 247 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,592 TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT, HIS 248 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:36,429 BUSINESSES RAKED IN $7.8 MILLION 249 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:37,864 FROM 20 FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS. 250 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:42,068 TOPPING THE CHART, CHINA, 251 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:42,669 FOLLOWED BY SAUDI ARABIA, AND 252 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:42,869 QATAR. 253 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:43,403 >> John: RIGHT. 254 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,037 FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS EFFECTIVELY 255 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,138 PAID MILLIONS TO TRUMP, BY 256 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,373 RENTING HOTEL ROOMS OR OTHER 257 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,141 TRUMP-OWNED PROPERTIES. 258 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,110 AND IN ANY OTHER UNIVERSE, 259 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,544 "PRESIDENT ACCEPTS MONEY FROM 260 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,580 FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS" WOULD BE 261 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:54,447 IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFYING. 262 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,315 UNFORTUNATELY, WE LIVE IN THIS 263 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,149 UNIVERSE WHERE A CANDIDATE FOR 264 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,784 PRESIDENT HAS BEEN CRIMINALLY 265 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,552 INDICTED FOUR TIMES AND 266 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:00,954 CONVICTED OF 34 FELONIES THUS 267 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,323 FAR, HIS RUNNING MATE SEES WOMEN 268 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,624 AS WALKING INCUBATORS, AND REBA 269 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,761 MCENTIRE STILL STILL HASN'T DONE 270 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:08,428 "HOT ONES." 271 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,263 THIS IS NOT THE IDEAL TIMELINE. 272 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:10,864 TRUMP'S ALLEGED VIOLATIONS OF 273 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,298 THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE WERE THE 274 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,900 SUBJECT OF MULTIPLE LAWSUITS 275 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,469 DURING HIS TERM. 276 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:17,203 THE PROBLEM IS, THAT TERM ENDED 277 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,438 BEFORE A FINAL COURT RULING, 278 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,839 LEADING THE SUPREME COURT TO 279 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,941 DISMISS THOSE CASES AS MOOT. 280 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,910 BASICALLY, HE RAN OUT THE CLOCK. 281 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,178 SO, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE TO 282 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,379 SUGGEST TRUMP WON'T CARRY ON HIS 283 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,447 PERSONAL ENRICHMENT IN A SECOND 284 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,248 TERM. 285 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,416 AND IT'S WORTH TALKING ABOUT TWO 286 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,884 KEY AREAS THAT WEREN'T PART OF 287 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,886 HIS FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO LAST 288 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,154 TIME: SOCIAL MEDIA AND 289 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,355 CRYPTOCURRENCY. 290 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,056 AND LET'S START WITH SOCIAL 291 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,490 MEDIA. 292 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:38,825 NOT LONG AFTER LEAVING OFFICE, 293 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,993 TRUMP STARTED TRUMP MEDIA. 294 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,561 YOU MAY KNOW OF ITS FLAGSHIP 295 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,430 PRODUCT, TRUTH SOCIAL, THE MAGA 296 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,931 VERSION OF TWITTER -- A PHRASE 297 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,234 WHICH IS NOW TOTALLY REDUNDANT. 298 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,602 TRUTH SOCIAL ADVERTISES A LOT ON 299 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:50,570 NEWSMAX, WHERE IT FITS IN WELL 300 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,305 WITH THE OTHER COMPANIES THAT 301 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,540 ADVERTISE THERE. 302 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:54,908 BECAUSE WATCH THIS AD BREAK FROM 303 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,477 THE NETWORK -- AND WE DID NOT 304 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,412 EDIT THIS AT ALL. 305 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,715 >> NO TASK TOO GREAT. 306 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:02,349 WE ARE AMERICANS AND THE FUTURE 307 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,217 BELONGS TO US. 308 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:04,784 THE FUTURE BELONGS TO ALL OF 309 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:10,357 YOU. 310 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:10,890 >> JOIN THE CONVERSATION. 311 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,926 JOIN THE MOVEMENT. 312 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:13,560 JOIN TRUTH SOCIAL WHERE FREEDOM 313 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:20,633 LIVES. 314 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:21,968 >> DERRIERE. 315 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:22,669 CABOOSE. 316 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,803 BOOTY. 317 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:24,771 BADUNKADUNK. 318 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,740 NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT, IF 319 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,441 YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS, YOUR TUSHY 320 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,810 IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. 321 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:31,444 SO DON'T USE A CREAM THAT TREATS 322 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,313 YOUR REAR END LIKE A JOKE. 323 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,115 >> John: PERFECT. 324 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,982 I ONLY WISH THEY'D GONE EVEN 325 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,284 HARDER ON THE BUTT NAMES: 326 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,286 DERRIERE, CABOOSE, BOOTY, 327 00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,022 BADONKADONK, CAKES, SWEET 328 00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:44,324 CHEEKS, GLUTE CHUTE, WAGON 329 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:44,958 YOU'RE DRAGGIN', MEAT SEAT, BACK 330 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,593 PORCH, DEVIL'S CANYON, MOONS 331 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:47,961 OVER MY FANNY, CINNABUNS, 332 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,430 STANLEY TUSHI, PILLSBURY 333 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,900 DOUGHBUTT, JUBBLES MCSQUEEZE, 334 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:54,634 AND TROUSER HAMS. 335 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,602 I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, JUST AN 336 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,169 ENDLESS AMOUNT OF BUTT NAMES 337 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,971 WHILE YOU HAWK HEMORRHOID CREAM 338 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,906 ALONGSIDE TRUMP'S EVEN SHITTIER 339 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,107 TWITTER. 340 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:01,741 THE CONCEPT OF TRUTH SOCIAL WAS 341 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:04,177 PITCHED TO TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO 342 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,445 BY TWO FORMER "APPRENTICE" 343 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,047 CONTESTANTS JUST THREE WEEKS 344 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,982 AFTER JANUARY 6TH, NATURALLY 345 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,884 OVER CHEESEBURGERS, DIET COKES, 346 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,052 AND ICE CREAM. 347 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,320 PROVING ONCE AGAIN, TRUMP LIVES 348 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,655 EVERY DAY LIKE A TEN-YEAR-OLD 349 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,724 HAVING A BIG DAY OUT. 350 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,292 THE PITCH FOR TRUMP MEDIA AS A 351 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,326 WHOLE WAS TRUMP WOULD OWN THE 352 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,528 MAJORITY OF THE COMPANY WITHOUT 353 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,430 PUTTING IN ANY OF HIS OWN MONEY, 354 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,064 EFFECTIVELY JUST LEVERAGING HIS 355 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,131 NAME. 356 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,266 AND SINCE GOING PUBLIC EARLIER 357 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,901 THIS YEAR, HIS STAKE'S SOARED TO 358 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,570 VALUES AS HIGH AS 5 BILLION, 359 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:31,204 MORE THAN THE ESTIMATED VALUE OF 360 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:31,838 ALL HIS COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE 361 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,575 COMBINED. 362 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,176 IT'S NOW THE BIGGEST PIECE OF 363 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,245 HIS FINANCIAL HOLDINGS BY FAR. 364 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,447 BUT CRUCIALLY THAT VALUE IS IN 365 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,614 NO WAY REFLECTIVE OF THE 366 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:42,182 FINANCIAL PERFORMANCE OF THE 367 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,185 COMPANY ITSELF. 368 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,019 BECAUSE ITS FLAGSHIP PRODUCT, 369 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,088 TRUTH SOCIAL ISN'T MUCH TO WRITE 370 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,357 HOME ABOUT. 371 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,392 IT'S THE 1,174TH MOST POPULAR 372 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,693 WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET, BEHIND 373 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,630 GUITAR CENTER, SPIRIT HALLOWEEN, 374 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,231 AND "THE PORN DUDE" DOT COM. 375 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,834 AND IT'S BEEN A BIT OF A 376 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,501 SHITSHOW RIGHT FROM THE START -- 377 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:02,135 SOMETIMES LITERALLY, GIVEN THAT 378 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:02,635 EVEN BEFORE TRUTH SOCIAL 379 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,804 OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED, PEOPLE 380 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,139 DISCOVERED AN UNRELEASED TEST 381 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,574 VERSION WITH AN OPEN SIGN-UP 382 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,942 PAGE, AND IT BECAME CLEAR NO ONE 383 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,343 HAD BOTHERED TO RESERVE THE 384 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,511 USERNAME "DONALDJTRUMP." 385 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,847 SO THEY GRABBED THAT ACCOUNT AND 386 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,049 POSTED THIS PICTURE OF A PIG 387 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,317 SHITTING ON ITS OWN SCROTUM. 388 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,853 FUN FACT: THOSE ACCOUNTS WERE 389 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:20,687 SUSPENDED, SUGGESTING TRUTH 390 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,055 SOCIAL'S NOT SO MUCH A PLATFORM 391 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,590 "WHERE FREEDOM LIVES," AS ONE 392 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,891 "WHERE FREEDOM KISSES DADDY'S 393 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,226 DERRIERE. 394 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:26,693 CABOOSE. 395 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,260 BOOTY. 396 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,529 BADONKADONK." 397 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,697 AND THE COMPANY'S NOT DOING THAT 398 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,198 HOT FINANCIALLY, EITHER. 399 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,367 THEIR FILINGS SHOW LITTLE 400 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,502 REVENUE AND LARGE LOSSES. 401 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,871 BUT IT'S BASICALLY FUNCTIONING 402 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:38,738 AS A MEME STOCK RIGHT NOW -- ONE 403 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,373 THAT GOES UP BECAUSE THERE'S A 404 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,042 FRENZY AROUND IT ONLINE, BUT 405 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,511 THAT FRENZY IS DIVORCED FROM ITS 406 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:44,911 UNDERLYING VALUE. 407 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,279 AND DON'T TAKE THAT FROM ME -- 408 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,914 JUST LISTEN TO THIS FOX BUSINESS 409 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,282 CORRESPONDENT. 410 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,383 >> THERE IS REALLY NO PROFITS 411 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,819 HERE TO THIS COMPANY. 412 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,554 ITS USER BASE IS A FRACTION OF 413 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,257 TWITTER. 414 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:57,790 IT IS LITERALLY BLOWING UP 415 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,060 BECAUSE OF THE NAME DONALD 416 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:00,694 TRUMP. 417 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,261 NOW MAYBE TRUMP CAN MAKE IT 418 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,731 PROFITABLE. 419 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,331 HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT 420 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:05,565 SO FAR. 421 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,166 >> SO JUST BE CAREFUL ON THIS 422 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:06,332 ONE. 423 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:06,800 >> CHARLIE GASPARINO. 424 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:11,071 >> DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU! 425 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,172 >> John: I'D LOVE TO MEET THE 426 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:18,178 FOX VIEWER WHO, SECONDS AWAY 427 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,279 FROM SPENDING $5,000 OF HIS -- 428 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:19,846 LET'S BE HONEST -- EX-WIFE'S 429 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:20,447 MONEY ON TRUMP MEDIA STOCK, IS 430 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,047 STOPPED BY THE WORDS OF DOLLAR 431 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:21,648 STORE TONY DANZA THERE, THOUGH 432 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,215 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT VIEWER 433 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:22,549 DOESN'T EXIST. 434 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,583 I'M GUESSING ANYONE ABOUT TO BUY 435 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,184 TRUMP MEDIA STOCK WILL ONLY BE 436 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,852 STOPPED BY ACCIDENTALLY 437 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,120 ELECTROCUTING THEMSELVES WHILE 438 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:34,194 FUCKING THE TRUMPY TROUT. 439 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,665 ARE INCREDIBLY NOT's COVERED BY 440 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,265 FEDERAL CONFLICT OF INTEREST 441 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:39,866 LAW, TRUMP COULD USE THE POWER 442 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,500 OF THE OFFICE TO BOOST THE STOCK 443 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,101 -- BY, FOR INSTANCE, DECIDING 444 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:41,701 HE'S ONLY GOING TO COMMUNICATE 445 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:42,302 THROUGH TRUTH SOCIAL FROM NOW 446 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,038 ON. 447 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:45,872 BUT THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. 448 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:46,406 AMERICAN COMPANIES SEEKING 449 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,040 GOVERNMENT FAVORS COULD BUY ADS 450 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:47,874 ON THE PLATFORM. 451 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,209 AND FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS LOOKING 452 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:49,843 TO SCORE POINTS WITH TRUMP COULD 453 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,111 BUY SHARES. 454 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,446 FOR INSTANCE, THE SAUDI 455 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,914 SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND COULD BUY 456 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:55,515 A TON OF STOCK IN TRUMP MEDIA, 457 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,716 CAUSING THE PRICE TO SOAR. 458 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,251 BUT IT'D ALSO THEN HAVE THE 459 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,286 POWER TO TANK THE VALUE OF 460 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,122 SHARES BY DUMPING THEM, 461 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:02,622 RENDERING TRUMP'S STOCK 462 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,289 WORTHLESS. 463 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,392 THAT'S A LOT OF POWER FOR A 464 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,626 FOREIGN GOVERNMENT TO HAVE OVER 465 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,428 A PRESIDENT'S NET WORTH. 466 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,398 AND AT LEAST WITH TRUMP MEDIA, 467 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,032 THERE ARE SOME LONG-ESTABLISHED 468 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:12,599 RESTRICTIONS PUBLICLY TRADED 469 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,867 COMPANIES HAVE TO OPERATE UNDER. 470 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,268 BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITH 471 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,536 TRUMP'S OTHER NEW VENTURE, 472 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,271 CRYPTOCURRENCY. 473 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,473 INTERESTINGLY, HE WAS INITIALLY 474 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,008 VERY ANTI-CRYPTO, SAYING THAT 475 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,843 BITCOIN SEEMS LIKE A SCAM. 476 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,845 BUT TWO YEARS AGO, HE VENTURED 477 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:26,813 INTO NFT'S AND THAT EXPERIENCE 478 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,881 SEEMS TO HAVE CHANGED HIS MIND. 479 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,150 AND LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK 480 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:30,684 ABOUT THOSE NFTS, BECAUSE 481 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,353 THEY'RE BONKERS. 482 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:33,987 HE LAUNCHED THE FIRST ONES WITH 483 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:34,387 THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. 484 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:34,988 >> I'M DOING MY FIRST OFFICIAL 485 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,957 DONALD J TRUMP NFT COLLECTION 486 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:42,796 RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW. 487 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:43,930 THEY'RE CALLED TRUMP DIGITAL 488 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,198 TRADING CARDS. 489 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,566 THESE CARDS FEATURE SOME OF THE 490 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,268 REALLY INCREDIBLE ARTWORK 491 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:48,868 PERTAINING TO MY LIFE AND MY 492 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,537 CAREER. 493 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,240 GO TO CollectTrumpCards.com 494 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:54,874 RIGHT NOW AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS 495 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:59,379 IS COMING AND THIS MAKES A GREAT 496 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,247 CHRISTMAS GIFT. 497 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,982 >> John: FIRST, NO IT DOESN'T. 498 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:03,850 IMAGINE THE LOOK OF 499 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,185 DISAPPOINTMENT ON SOMEONE'S FACE 500 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,654 TO FIND OUT ON CHRISTMAS MORNING 501 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,390 THAT INSTEAD OF A REAL GIFT, 502 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:10,924 THEY GOT A GLORIFIED JPEG. 503 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:11,791 EVEN THE TRUMPIEST OF UNCLES 504 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:12,425 WOULD BE LIKE "I DON'T WANT THIS 505 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,327 SHIT, I ASKED FOR A FUCKING 506 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,930 NUTRIBULLET!" 507 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:17,897 ALSO, REFERRING TO THE NFTs AS 508 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,432 "ARTWORK PERTAINING TO MY LIFE 509 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,867 AND CAREER" IS BOLD. 510 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,502 BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER A TIME 511 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,271 WHEN TRUMP WAS AN ASTRONAUT, A 512 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,608 SUPERHERO, OR HAD THIS BODY. 513 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,142 NEVERTHELESS, THAT FIRST 514 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,543 COLLECTION, SOLD OUT IN LESS 515 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,177 THAN A DAY, SOMETHING THAT 516 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,179 THRILLED TRUMP SO MUCH, HE 517 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,682 RELEASED THREE MORE SETS, WITH 518 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:36,316 EQUALLY WEIRD IMAGES -- FROM HIM 519 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,119 AS IRON MAN, TO ELVIS, TO A 520 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,588 SUPERHERO WITH LASER VISION, TO 521 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,922 THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE ONE OF 522 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,592 ALL, TRUMP AS A WELL-ADJUSTED 523 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,260 FAMILY MAN WITH A LOVING PET DOG 524 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:47,994 WHO HOSTS BARBECUES FOR HIS 525 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:55,068 FRIENDS. 526 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:56,970 I'M SORRY, THAT'S STRETCHING THE 527 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,171 HUMAN IMAGINATION TOO FAR. 528 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:58,805 THE GUY WHO GOT TRUMP INTO NFTs 529 00:13:58,872 --> 00:13:59,439 IS BILL ZANKER, WHO CO-AUTHORED 530 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,240 TRUMP'S 2007 BOOK THINK BIG AND 531 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:00,840 KICK ASS IN BUSINESS AND LIFE. 532 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,275 HIS CLAIM TO FAME WAS FOUNDING 533 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:02,909 THE ADULT-EDUCATION COMPANY THE 534 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:08,515 LEARNING ANNEX, WHICH IN ITS 535 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,916 HEYDAY TAUGHT CLASSES LIKE "HOW 536 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,650 TO FLIRT," "HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR 537 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,217 SPOUSE," AND "HOW TO TALK TO 538 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:11,885 YOUR CAT," CLASSES I ASSUME 539 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,788 YOU'D NEED TO TAKE IN THAT 540 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,790 ORDER. 541 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,192 BUT TRUMP'S MADE A LOT OF MONEY 542 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:19,826 OFF OF THESE WORTHLESS PIECES OF 543 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,660 SHIT -- HIS MOST RECENT 544 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,828 FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE SAYS HE 545 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,097 EARNED OVER $7 MILLION IN HIS 546 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:24,531 NFT LICENSING DEAL. 547 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,066 AND SINCE THEN, HE'S 548 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,567 SIGNIFICANTLY EMBRACED THE 549 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,435 CRYPTO COMMUNITY, AND IN 550 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,069 SEPTEMBER, ANNOUNCED A BRAND-NEW 551 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,371 VENTURE. 552 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,138 >> SO, THIS NEW TRUMP-BACKED 553 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,307 BUSINESS CALLED WORLD LIBERTY 554 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:34,908 FINANCIAL, YET TO RELEASE KEY 555 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:39,713 DETAILS ABOUT ITS FINANCES OR 556 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:40,413 EXACT PURPOSE. 557 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,047 ITS WEBSITE, THOUGH, PROMINENTLY 558 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:41,614 FEATURES PHOTOS OF TRUMP AND 559 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,183 TOUTS A DIGITAL CURRENCY. 560 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,451 TRUMP AND HIS SONS ERIC AND 561 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,352 DON JR. ARE PITCHING THIS 562 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:45,952 PLATFORM AS A WAY FOR AMERICAN 563 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,153 HOUSEHOLDS TO BUY OR SELL 564 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,390 CRYPTOCURRENCIES AND TO GO 565 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:50,990 AROUND, QUOTE, "BIG BANKS AND 566 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:55,628 FINANCIAL ELITES." 567 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,563 >> John: IT'S TRUE, TRUMP HAS 568 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,130 HIS OWN CRYPTO PLATFORM NOW. 569 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:57,764 WHICH IS IMMEDIATELY ALARMING, 570 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:58,298 EVEN BEFORE YOU GO TO ITS 571 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,366 WEBSITE AND SEE THAT ONE OF THE 572 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,600 COMPANY'S ADVISERS IS SOMEONE 573 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,336 CALLED "OGLE," WHOSE HEADSHOT IS 574 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,371 A CARTOON WEARING A GAS MASK, 575 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,005 AND WHO IS FROM AN ORGANIZATION 576 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,407 CALLED "GLUE." 577 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,641 AND LOOK, I'M SURE OGLE IS 578 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,877 AWESOME AT GLUE. 579 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,145 BUT IT'S NOT A GREAT SIGN THAT A 580 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,014 FINANCIAL PLATFORM'S BEING 581 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,915 OFFICIALLY ADVISED BY WHAT 582 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:16,516 APPEARS TO BE A 12-YEAR-OLD'S 583 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,485 FORTNITE CHARACTER. 584 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,420 ON THAT WEBSITE, BARRON, ERIC 585 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,454 AND DON JUNIOR ARE DESCRIBED AS 586 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,455 "WEB 3 AMBASSADORS." 587 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,156 AND TRUMP'S REFERRED TO AS 588 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,557 "CHIEF CRYPTO ADVOCATE." 589 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,091 AND IF THOSE TITLES SOUND 590 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:25,725 INCREDIBLY VAGUE, THAT'S TRUE OF 591 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:31,364 THE ENTIRE ENTERPRISE. 592 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:31,965 ALL WE REALLY KNOW IS THAT THE 593 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,099 COMPANY INTENDS TO BUILD A 594 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:33,800 PLATFORM THAT WILL ALLOW USERS 595 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,635 TO TRADE, BORROW, AND LEND 596 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,803 CRYPTOCURRENCIES. 597 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:37,904 THEY'VE LAUNCHED A GOVERNANCE 598 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,105 TOKEN, WHICH THEY SAY WILL 599 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,206 EVENTUALLY ALLOW USERS TO VOTE 600 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,910 ON HOW THE PROJECT IS RUN, AND 601 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,080 SO FAR, THEY'VE SOLD $14 MILLION 602 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:47,714 WORTH OF THEM, DESPITE 603 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,348 THE FACT THEY CURRENTLY HAVE NO 604 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,115 REAL RIGHTS AND CAN'T BE TRADED, 605 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:49,683 BECAUSE THEY'RE 606 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,419 NON-TRANSFERABLE. 607 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,386 ONE CRYPTO ANALYST SAID, "I 608 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,387 DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU COULD SAY 609 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,689 IT'S A SPECULATIVE TOKEN, 610 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:56,923 BECAUSE IT'S NOT BUILT FOR 611 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,458 ANYTHING YET," "IT'S LIKE A 612 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,259 RECEIPT FOR SOMETHING THAT 613 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,294 HASN'T BEEN MADE." 614 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,362 WHICH IS SO DISAPPOINTING, 615 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,430 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE STANDARD 616 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,497 YOU'D EXPECT FROM A COMPANY 617 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,867 BEING ADVISED BY OGLE. 618 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,671 NOT OGLE FROM GLUE! 619 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:12,238 APPARENTLY, ONCE THE BROADER 620 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,141 PLATFORM IS LAUNCHED, 75% OF NET 621 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:15,742 REVENUE WILL FLOW TO A COMPANY 622 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,212 TRUMP OWNS. 623 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:19,813 SO THIS IS YET ANOTHER PROJECT 624 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:20,447 THAT TRUMP WILL PROFIT OFF, JUST 625 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,348 BY SLAPPING HIS NAME ON IT. 626 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,350 THE REAL WORK WILL BE DONE BY 627 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:23,583 OTHERS. 628 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,150 AND IT'S WORTH MEETING THOSE 629 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,652 OTHERS. 630 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,120 BECAUSE THE KEY PEOPLE BEHIND 631 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,055 THE COMPANY ARE TWO GUYS NAMED 632 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,124 CHASE HERRO AND ZAK FOLKMAN. 633 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,792 THEY WERE PREVIOUSLY INVOLVED IN 634 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,626 DOUGH FINANCE, A CRYPTO PLATFORM 635 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:38,331 THAT WAS HACKED IN JULY, AND 636 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,265 WHICH LED TO THE THEFT OF 637 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:39,566 $2 MILLION. 638 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,165 HERRO HAS DESCRIBED HIMSELF AS 639 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,768 "THE DIRTBAG OF THE INTERNET" 640 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,770 AND PREVIOUSLY SOLD WEIGHT-LOSS 641 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,372 COLON CLEANSES AND A 642 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,106 $149-A-MONTH GET-RICH-QUICK 643 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,241 CLASS. 644 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,043 HE ALSO OWNS A 34-FOOT BOAT 645 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,146 CALLED "CLICKBAIT," BECAUSE OF 646 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,114 COURSE HE DOES, AND ONCE 647 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,582 DESCRIBED CRYPTO LIKE THIS. 648 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,183 >> YOU CAN LITERALLY SELL SHIT 649 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,752 IN A CAN, WRAPPED IN PISS, 650 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,788 COVERED IN HUMAN SKIN FOR A 651 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,089 BILLION DOLLARS IF THE STORY IS 652 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,491 RIGHT, BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL BUY 653 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,226 IT AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON IN 654 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,193 THE CRYPTO SPACE. 655 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,161 LIKE I SAID IN MY OTHER VIDEO, 656 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,030 I'M NOT GOING TO QUESTION THE 657 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,031 RIGHT AND THE WRONG OF ALL THAT, 658 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,464 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT AS A 659 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,201 HUMAN BEING, YOU HAVE THAT 660 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:15,801 ABILITY TO MAKE A FUCK TON OF 661 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,303 MONEY RIGHT NOW. 662 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,306 >> John: FIRST, STOP DRIVING! 663 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,741 PULL OVER, TAKE A WEED GUMMY AND 664 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,308 CHILL THE FUCK OUT, YOU'RE 665 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,179 SCREAMING. 666 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:26,880 SECOND, THIS VIDEO MAKES ME 667 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,181 GENUINELY SAD TO THINK ABOUT IF 668 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,082 THEY REMADE "THE MUSIC MAN" 669 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,050 TODAY. 670 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,351 HUSTLERS USED TO WEAR STRAW 671 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,819 HATS, THREE PIECE SUITS, AND BE 672 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:33,887 ABLE TO PATTER SONG LIKE A 673 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:34,888 PROPER GENTLEMEN. 674 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,456 NOW ALL WE GET ARE WANNABE 675 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,191 TURTLES FROM ENTOURAGE YELLING 676 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,559 ABOUT SHIT CANS WHILE LIKELY 677 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:39,993 COMMITTING VEHICULAR 678 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,763 MANSLAUGHTER. 679 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,798 AS FOR ZAK FOLKMAN, HE USED TO 680 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,633 RUN A SERVICE CALLED "DATE 681 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,635 HOTTER GIRLS," WHERE HE TAUGHT 682 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,637 MASTERCLASSES ON HOW TO "BECOME 683 00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:54,207 THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE." 684 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:54,674 HERE HE IS IN ACTION. 685 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,308 >> IF YOU WANT TO TAKE HER HOME, 686 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,476 TRY -- LIKE, TELL HER -- TELL 687 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,078 HER ABOUT THE AWESOME MARGARITAS 688 00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:58,678 THAT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE AT YOUR 689 00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,612 PLACE. 690 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,980 TELL HER ABOUT THE REALLY SWEET 691 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,115 BALCONY YOU HAVE AT YOUR PLACE. 692 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,917 TELL HER ABOUT, YOU KNOW, YOUR, 693 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,285 YOU KNOW, SOME VIDEO THAT YOU 694 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,288 SAW ON YOUTUBE THAT YOU HAVE TO 695 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:08,922 SHOW HER AND, YOU KNOW, GET HER 696 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:09,956 HOME. 697 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,024 NOW, THE FACT OF THE MATTER 698 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,192 IS, IS THIS, YOU KNOW, FLASHY? 699 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,494 NO, NOT AT ALL. 700 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,862 BUT, I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS CAME 701 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:20,567 HERE TO LEARN HOW TO BE FLASHY? 702 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,468 OKAY. 703 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,470 HOW MANY GUYS CAME HERE TO LEARN 704 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,104 HOW TO TAKE GIRLS HOME AND BANG 705 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,107 'EM? 706 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,275 >> John: LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE 707 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,077 SHOWN YOU A LOT OF SAD CLIPS 708 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,579 OVER THE YEARS, BUT THAT 709 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,080 HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE MOST 710 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,548 HEARTBREAKING. 711 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,150 FROM HIS WHOLE VIBE THAT CAN 712 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,253 BEST BE DESCRIBED AS "WORSE 713 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,021 JARED LETO," TO THE FACT THE 714 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,088 SEMINAR'S TAKING PLACE IN WHAT 715 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,490 APPEARS TO BE THE LOBBY OF A 716 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,593 HILTON GARDEN INN TO HIM USING 717 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,160 THE WORD "BANG" FOR SEX LIKE 718 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:51,331 HE'S A ONE-LINE EXTRA IN A 719 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:51,831 PRODUCTION OF "GREASE." 720 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:52,465 BUT THE WORST PART MIGHT BE THAT 721 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,466 HIS GRAND PLAN TO TEACH MEN TO 722 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,200 "DATE HOTTER GIRLS" IS TO TELL 723 00:18:54,267 --> 00:19:01,274 THEM ABOUT HOW COOL HIS HOUSE IS 724 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,208 LIKE AN 8-YEAR-OLD TALKING 725 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:02,742 TO SOMEONE IN THE POOL ON 726 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,009 VACATION. 727 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:03,610 "YEAH, MY HOUSE HAS A BALCONY 728 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:04,444 AND WE HAVE A SLUSHY MACHINE AND 729 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,545 I'M ALLOWED TO WATCH YOUTUBE. 730 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:10,383 WATCH ME DO A DOLPHIN KICK." 731 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,520 ALSO, FOR THE RECORD, NO WOMAN 732 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,988 IS GOING TO GET ENTICED HOME TO 733 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:17,323 BANG WITH A YOUTUBE VIDEO. 734 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,225 ASK ANYONE WHO'S BEEN STUCK IN 735 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,361 AN APARTMENT WHILE A MAN SHOWS 736 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,263 HER A 12-MINUTE "BEST OF 737 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:23,897 MYTHBUSTERS" COMPILATION, THERE 738 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,100 IS NOTHING LESS HORNY. 739 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,069 AND LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW 740 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,070 YOU ANOTHER CLIP FROM ZACK. 741 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:34,407 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT 742 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:34,874 GOING TO THAT. 743 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:35,375 >> A GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE 744 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:35,909 CONVERSATION BAIT IS THAT 745 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:36,910 QUESTION -- OR, LIKE, SAYING, 746 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,278 LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU HAVE AN 747 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,879 ACCENT, DON'T YOU?" 748 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,147 BECAUSE THE FACT IS, IS LIKE 749 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,482 WHAT -- LIKE, WHAT COULD A GIRL 750 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,552 POSSIBLY SAY TO THAT? 751 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,186 LIKE, WHAT -- SHE'S EITHER GONNA 752 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,020 SAY YES, NO, OR WHY WOULD YOU 753 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:47,854 ASK ME THAT, RIGHT? 754 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:48,955 LIKE, I MEAN, I CAN PROMISE YOU 755 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,090 BECAUSE I'VE SAID THIS THOUSANDS 756 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,257 OF TIMES AND THAT'S THE ONLY 757 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,759 THREE ANSWERS I'VE EVER HEARD. 758 00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:56,196 >> John: I BELIEVE THAT. 759 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:56,763 FOR THE RECORD, ZACK, WOMEN 760 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:57,797 TALK. 761 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,699 I GUARANTEE YOU, EVERY WOMAN'S 762 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,168 RESTROOM IN EVERY BAR HE TRIED 763 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,436 THAT IN, HAD A FULL DEBRIEF ON 764 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,673 THIS MAN AND IT WASN'T GOOD. 765 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,607 BUT REMEMBER, TRUMP'S IN 766 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,110 BUSINESS WITH THIS GUY. 767 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:10,744 THE POTENTIAL NEXT PRESIDENT OF 768 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,678 THE UNITED STATES IS PARTNERING 769 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:12,846 NOT JUST WITH HIM, BUT ALSO WITH 770 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,480 THE DIRTBAG OF THE INTERNET, TO 771 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,117 PURSUE A SHARED GOAL OF, QUOTE, 772 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:17,617 RESHAPING THE FINANCIAL 773 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,053 LANDSCAPE. 774 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,221 AND ALL OF THAT WOULD BE BAD 775 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:21,554 ENOUGH. 776 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,889 BUT THERE'S A MUCH BROADER 777 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,124 PROBLEM HERE, AND THAT'S THAT 778 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,292 CRYPTO IS IN ITS INFANCY, AND 779 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:26,893 THERE MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING 780 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,662 HOW IT SHOULD BE REGULATED. 781 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,263 NO SUBSTANTIVE LAWS HAVE BEEN 782 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,231 PASSED BY CONGRESS, AND NO RULES 783 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,034 HAVE BEEN WRITTEN INTO 784 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:34,567 REGULATION. 785 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,201 SO THE NEXT PRESIDENT COULD HAVE 786 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,269 A HUGE SAY ON NOT ONLY HOW THOSE 787 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,637 LAWS ARE SHAPED, BUT HOW THEY'RE 788 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:41,741 ENFORCED. 789 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,342 AND TRUMP'S ALREADY SIGNALED A 790 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,510 LAX ATTITUDE TOWARD REGULATION. 791 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,611 JUST THIS SUMMER, HE ADDRESSED 792 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:45,612 THE BITCOIN 2024 CONFERENCE, AND 793 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:46,112 PROMISED THAT, ONCE HE'S 794 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,814 PRESIDENT, "WE WILL HAVE 795 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:48,448 REGULATIONS, BUT THE RULES WILL 796 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,049 BE WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE 797 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,918 YOUR INDUSTRY." 798 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,553 HE ALSO MENTIONED SEC 799 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,154 CHAIRMAN, GARY GENSLER, WHO'S 800 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,622 HATED BY CRYPTO ADVOCATES, 801 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,823 BECAUSE HE'S BEEN AGGRESSIVE IN 802 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,891 PURSUING SCAMMERS AND BELIEVES 803 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,693 IN REGULATING CRYPTO AS 804 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,195 SECURITIES USING EXISTING LAW. 805 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:02,796 AND JUST WATCH TRUMP FEED OFF 806 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,166 THE ENERGY OF THE CROWD. 807 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:06,700 >> ON DAY ONE, I WILL FIRE 808 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,002 GARY GENSLER AND APPOINT A NEW 809 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,337 SEC CHAIRMAN. 810 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:17,410 [APPLAUSE] 811 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,049 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT 812 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,519 UNPOPULAR. 813 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:33,593 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 814 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:35,962 WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT 815 00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,199 UNPOPULAR. 816 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,868 LET ME SAY IT AGAIN. 817 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:48,942 ON DAY ONE, I WILL FIRE 818 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,279 GARY GENSLER. 819 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:53,680 WHOA! 820 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:54,247 >> John: YEAH, TRUMP WILL DO 821 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:54,748 ANYTHING IF IT GETS HIM 822 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,015 APPLAUSE. 823 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:55,515 HE'S LIKE TINKERBELL IF 824 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,082 TINKERBELL ALSO KINDA QUOTED 825 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:56,683 HITLER AND CALLED NEVERLAND A 826 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,051 "SHITHOLE COUNTRY." 827 00:21:58,118 --> 00:21:59,419 SO, IF TRUMP WINS, IT'S EXPECTED 828 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,720 HE'D DIRECTLY INFLUENCE 829 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,322 REGULATIONS THAT COULD DETERMINE 830 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,356 IF HIS OWN CRYPTO COMPANY 831 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,225 SUCCEEDS OR FAILS. 832 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,826 ONE EXPERT DESCRIBED IT AS 833 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,862 "CONFLICT OF INTEREST 101." 834 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,063 A CLASS I ASSUME WAS ONCE 835 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:12,298 OFFERED AT BILL ZANKER'S THE 836 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:12,899 LEARNING ANNEX. 837 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:14,134 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY EXTREMELY 838 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,502 DANGEROUS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN A 839 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,903 SPACE THAT'S SO NEW. 840 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:18,204 AS ONE ETHICS LAWYER DESCRIBED 841 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:20,707 IT, TRUMP'S PRIOR CONFLICTS TOOK 842 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,341 ADVANTAGE OF PRE-EXISTING 843 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,276 LOOPHOLES. 844 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,310 BUT WITH CRYPTO, TRUMP APPEARS 845 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,612 TO BE PROMISING TO CREATE THE 846 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,213 LOOPHOLES WHILE ALSO USING A 847 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:27,781 BUSINESS VENTURE TO EXPLOIT 848 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,949 THEM. 849 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:30,483 THE POINT IS, IT WAS CLEAR 850 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,886 BEFORE TRUMP WAS ELECTED THAT 851 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:33,420 HE'D USE THE PRESIDENCY TO 852 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,854 ENRICH HIMSELF. 853 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:35,822 BUT IN A SECOND TERM, THE 854 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:37,357 LANDSCAPE'S VERY DIFFERENT. 855 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,458 WE'RE NO LONG JUST TALKING ABOUT 856 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,661 A TACKY FLORIDA COUNTRY CLUB 857 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:42,295 THAT CEO'S OR FOREIGN 858 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,096 OFFICIALS CAN VISIT FOR SPECIAL 859 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,030 ACCESS TO THE PRESIDENT. 860 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,466 IT'S TWO COMPANIES IN NEW 861 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,033 BRANCHES OF TECHNOLOGY, THAT 862 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,202 WE'RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 863 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:49,769 HOW TO REGULATE, THAT COULD 864 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,137 EXPOSE HIM TO NEW LEVELS OF 865 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,706 RISK, AND PROVIDE AVENUES FOR 866 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,207 PEOPLE TO FUNNEL MONEY TO HIM 867 00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:55,842 AND INFLUENCE HIM. 868 00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:56,576 AND LOOK, NONE OF THIS IS THE 869 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,511 BIGGEST REASON NOT TO VOTE FOR 870 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,412 HIM. 871 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,447 BUT IT'S ANOTHER GOOD ONE TO PUT 872 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,316 ALONGSIDE THE MANY, MANY OTHERS, 873 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,351 FROM HIS POLICIES, TO HIS 874 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,052 PERSONALITY, TO THE FACT THAT WE 875 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,187 SHOULD NEVER, EVER HAVE A 876 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,556 PRESIDENT WHO'S INSPIRED THIS 877 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,225 FUCKING THING. 878 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:13,293 AND NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I 879 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,427 HAVE TO SEND SOMETHING BACK FOR 880 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,229 A FULL REFUND. 881 00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:18,031 I UNDERSTAND THERE'S NO 882 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:19,666 QUESTIONS ASKED. 883 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:24,304 AND NOW, THIS. 884 00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:26,740 >> Announcer: AND NOW, 885 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,275 OUR ANNUAL LOOK AT THE WONDER 886 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:32,245 THAT IS HALLOWEEN ON LOCAL TV. 887 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:34,314 >> GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY 888 00:23:34,381 --> 00:23:34,614 HALLOWEEN! 889 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,050 I'M TERROR SCOTT! 890 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:38,485 >> I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU DID 891 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,054 THERE. 892 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:44,224 >> WELCOME TO THE ONE HOUR THE 893 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:44,791 BEST OF WEST ARKANSAS HAS TO 894 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,860 OFFER. 895 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:47,994 >> I CAN'T KEEP MY THING UP 896 00:23:48,061 --> 00:23:48,194 HERE. 897 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,931 I CAN'T KEEP MY SHOWCASE 898 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:52,632 SHOWDOWN. 899 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,734 >> CAN YOU SEE THAT? 900 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:59,639 >> I SEE THAT. 901 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,741 >> WE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 902 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,144 >> WHAT'S UP, DOC? 903 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:11,217 BUZZBUNSBUGS BUNNY. 904 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,487 >> NOT GOING TO WARM A WHOLE 905 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,022 LOT, TEMPTRESS FALLING FOR 70s 906 00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:17,757 THROUGH THE FESTIVITIES. 907 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,525 >> A HIGH PRESSURE IS POKING UP 908 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:19,959 THE WARM AIR ON THE EAST COAST. 909 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:22,328 TO SPEAK OF WHAT YOU LOOK AT IS 910 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:24,531 WHAT WE'VE BEEN SEEING ALL WEEK. 911 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:28,134 >> IT STAYING FOR A COUPLE DAYS. 912 00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:29,436 >> THE 50s AND THE HIGHS AND 913 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,104 THE LOWS AND THE WINDS WILL BE 914 00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:32,972 BLOWN. 915 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,941 YES, IT'LL BE BLOWING. 916 00:24:35,008 --> 00:24:37,410 >> "GOOD MORNING AMERICA," A 917 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,011 FAMILY COSTUME COMPETITION AND 918 00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:39,512 GREAT TRICKS AND TREATS FROM THE 919 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:42,682 INTERNET'S FAVORITE GRANDMA. 920 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:45,552 THE NEW BOOST TO THE MENDEZ 921 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,654 BROTHERS. 922 00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:49,022 >> John: MOVING ON. 923 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:50,023 BEFORE WE GO, THIS IS OUR FINAL 924 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:50,557 SHOW BEFORE ELECTION DAY. 925 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:51,524 WHICH IS A HUGE RELIEF, AS, FOR 926 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,592 MANY -- FROM THE CONSTANT PHONE 927 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:53,560 CALLS, TEXTS, OR ADS -- THIS 928 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:56,596 CAMPAIGN HAS TAKEN A TOLL. 929 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,964 >> IT'S JUST NONSTOP. 930 00:24:58,031 --> 00:24:58,565 >> WE'RE READY TO GET IT OVER 931 00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:58,765 WITH. 932 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:03,103 IT'S TIRING. 933 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,170 >> I SEE A THOUSAND ADS RUNNING 934 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:04,804 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO DO I VOTE 935 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:04,971 FOR? 936 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:07,507 WHAT'S GOING ON?" 937 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:08,141 >> IT IS OVERWHELMING BECAUSE IT 938 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,075 THEN TURNS INTO, OKAY, SO 939 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:10,010 THERE'S PROS AND CONS TO THIS 940 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:10,643 PERSON AND THERE'S PROS AND CONS 941 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,379 FOR THIS PERSON. 942 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,814 IT'S TURNING OUT TO WHERE MY 943 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:21,187 GENERATION DOESN'T WANT TO VOTE! 944 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,556 [LAUGHTER] 945 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:24,391 >> John: WAIT. 946 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:24,858 I'M GOING TO CHOOSE TO 947 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:25,458 BELIEVE THAT WOMAN IS NOT THE 948 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:25,959 VOICE OF HER GENERATION. 949 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,093 BECAUSE THAT VOICE IS, 950 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,461 OBVIOUSLY, STANDING RIGHT BESIDE 951 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:28,728 HER. 952 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,363 WHAT A SHIRT! 953 00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:32,599 I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, FROM 954 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,034 "WHY DID NO ONE AT THAT LOCAL 955 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,569 NEWS STATION CATCH THAT?" 956 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:37,904 TO "DID HE NOT REALIZE HE WAS 957 00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,372 WEARING THAT SHIRT WHEN THE 958 00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:41,107 CAMERA CREW STOPPED HIM, OR DID 959 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:42,609 HE VERY MUCH REALIZE, AND THAT'S 960 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:46,413 THE ONLY REASON HE STOPPED?" 961 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:47,047 AND I WANT IT ON THE RECORD: I'M 962 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,214 NOT BULLYING THAT GUY RIGHT NOW. 963 00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:49,849 I WOULDN'T DO THAT 964 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:50,617 BECAUSE... 965 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:53,019 Y'KNOW. 966 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:54,788 THIS ELECTION HAS BEEN BRUTAL. 967 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:55,989 AND WHILE, WHO KNOWS IF THEY'RE 968 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:56,589 ACCURATE OR NOT, THE POLLS IN 969 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:57,223 MANY SWING STATES RIGHT NOW ARE 970 00:25:57,290 --> 00:26:02,829 BASICALLY TIED. 971 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:03,396 WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY 972 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:04,130 MIND-BREAKING FOR SO MANY 973 00:26:04,197 --> 00:26:05,165 REASONS, INCLUDING LAST SUNDAY'S 974 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,700 SPECTACLE AT MADISON SQUARE 975 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:07,334 GARDEN, WHERE INCREDIBLY RACIST 976 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,502 THINGS WERE SAID ABOUT BLACK 977 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,204 PEOPLE, PALESTINIANS AND PUERTO 978 00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:11,805 RICANS, WITH TRUMP TRYING TO 979 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:12,405 STEM THE DAMAGE WITH THAT LAST 980 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:13,673 GROUP BY POSTING THIS ON 981 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:20,747 TUESDAY. 982 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:22,682 >> OH, MY GOD, I WILL VOTE. 983 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:23,083 I WILL VOTE. 984 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,819 FOR DONALD TRUMP. 985 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:30,657 OH, MY GOD, I WILL VOTE. 986 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:32,826 I WILL VOTE. 987 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,427 FOR DONALD TRUMP. 988 00:26:34,494 --> 00:26:35,462 >> John: YEAH. 989 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:38,365 HE POSTED THAT WITHOUT COMMENT. 990 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:39,933 AND IF IT WAS MEANT AS AN 991 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,800 APOLOGY TO PUERTO RICANS, IT'S 992 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:41,401 WORTH KNOWING: THAT'S A CUBAN 993 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:44,437 BAND. 994 00:26:44,504 --> 00:26:45,038 THOUGH I ADMIT, THAT'S A VERY 995 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:47,040 CATCHY SONG, AND I DO APPRECIATE 996 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,808 THAT THE LYRICS ARE, "OH MY GOD, 997 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,377 I WILL VOTE FOR TRUMP!" 998 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,411 WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE 999 00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:53,480 REALIZING IN REAL TIME THEY'RE 1000 00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:55,749 AN ABSOLUTE DIPSHIT. 1001 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,150 TRUMP'S CLOSING ARGUMENT HAS 1002 00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:58,184 CONSISTED OF HIS USUAL 1003 00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:00,020 FEARMONGERING POISON, 1004 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:00,754 INTERSPERSED WITH TWEETS LIKE 1005 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:05,191 "WHEN I'M PRESIDENT THE 1006 00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:05,792 MCDONALD'S ICE CREAM MACHINES 1007 00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:06,292 WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN." 1008 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,029 WHICH IS BOTH A VERY WEIRD, AND 1009 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:09,662 A FRUSTRATINGLY FUNNY THING FOR 1010 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:10,230 HIM TO SAY. 1011 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:10,864 AND THAT'S HONESTLY BEEN A REAL 1012 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,265 PROBLEM IN TRYING TO TALK ABOUT 1013 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,734 TRUMP, EVER SINCE HE RODE DOWN 1014 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,002 THAT FUCKING ESCALATOR. 1015 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,337 IT'S BEEN AN ISSUE FOR US AT 1016 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:19,506 THIS SHOW. 1017 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:20,473 JUST LAST WEEK WE SHOWED YOU 1018 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,074 THIS CLIP OF HIM TALKING ABOUT 1019 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,275 IMMIGRANTS. 1020 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:23,410 >> THEY'RE DESTROYING THE BLOOD 1021 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:23,910 OF OUR COUNTRY. 1022 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,111 THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 1023 00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:26,946 THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY. 1024 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:30,850 THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I SAID 1025 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:33,353 THAT, AND I NEVER READ 1026 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:33,787 "MEIN KAMPF." 1027 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:34,421 THEY SAID, "OH, HITLER SAID THAT 1028 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:35,121 IN A MUCH DIFFERENT WAY." 1029 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:36,489 >> John: HERE'S THE THING, THAT 1030 00:27:36,556 --> 00:27:38,058 IS SUCH A FUNNY THING TO SAY AT 1031 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:39,092 THE END THERE! 1032 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:39,826 IT ALMOST DISTRACTS YOU FROM 1033 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:43,363 WHAT CAME BEFORE IT. 1034 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:44,297 BECAUSE PARAPHRASING 1035 00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:44,831 "MEIN KAMPF" IS HORRIFIC. 1036 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:46,866 BUT PRONOUNCING "MEIN KAMPF" 1037 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,501 LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER 1038 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:49,369 SOUNDING OUT A STUDENT'S NAME 1039 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:50,003 DURING ATTENDANCE IS OBJECTIVELY 1040 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,338 FUNNY. 1041 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,940 IT SHOULDN'T BE, BUT IT IS. 1042 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,241 AND IT'S YET ANOTHER CASE OF 1043 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:56,509 WHAT'S RIDICULOUS ABOUT TRUMP, 1044 00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:57,911 VERY EFFECTIVELY DISTRACTING 1045 00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:58,378 FROM WHAT MAKES HIM SO 1046 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:00,547 DANGEROUS. 1047 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:01,481 THAT MAY BE ONE OF THE REASONS 1048 00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:02,782 TRUMP WAS ABLE TO BECOME 1049 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:03,950 PRESIDENT IN THE FIRST PLACE, 1050 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,452 AND WHY HE MIGHT BE ABOUT TO DO 1051 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,720 IT AGAIN. 1052 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,188 THIS COULD COME DOWN TO A 1053 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:09,789 HANDFUL OF VOTES, IN A HANDFUL 1054 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,257 OF STATES. 1055 00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:12,392 AND GIVEN THAT, I'VE BEEN 1056 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:14,127 THINKING, "WHAT AM I GOING TO BE 1057 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,795 FEELING ON WEDNESDAY? 1058 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,198 AND IS THERE ANYTHING I'M GOING 1059 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:18,765 TO WISH I'D SAID RIGHT NOW?" 1060 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:19,966 SO THAT'S WHAT THE REST OF THIS 1061 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:23,003 IS GOING TO BE. 1062 00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:23,536 AND LOOK, FOR THE PAST FEW 1063 00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:24,170 MONTHS, WE'VE TALKED A LOT ABOUT 1064 00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:24,771 DONALD TRUMP AND THE DANGER HE 1065 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:24,971 POSES. 1066 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,006 WE'VE ADMITTEDLY TALKED LESS 1067 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,240 ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS AND HER 1068 00:28:27,307 --> 00:28:28,208 PROPOSALS. 1069 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:28,808 BUT THAT'S FOR A PRETTY CLEAR 1070 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,210 REASON. 1071 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,745 PICKING APART POLICY PROPOSALS 1072 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,079 WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS TRUMP IS 1073 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,514 A BIT LIKE DEBATING WHICH COLOR 1074 00:28:34,581 --> 00:28:36,916 TO PAINT THE LIVING ROOM, WHILE 1075 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:38,818 YOUR HOUSE IS ON FUCKING FIRE. 1076 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,487 YOU KIND OF HAVE TO PRIORITIZE 1077 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:43,456 THE IMMINENT THREAT. 1078 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:44,057 BUT REAL QUICK, WHILE HARRIS'S 1079 00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:45,325 PLATFORM IS BY NO MEANS 1080 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:48,762 EVERYTHING I'D WANT, THERE'S 1081 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:49,396 STUFF I LIKE. 1082 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:50,730 HER PROPOSAL TO EXPAND MEDICARE 1083 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:54,034 SO IT COVERS LONG-TERM CARE, AND 1084 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,035 INCLUDES SERVICES LIKE IN-HOME 1085 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,703 AIDES, WOULD BE TRANSFORMATIVE. 1086 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:57,337 AND ECONOMISTS SAY HER PROPOSALS 1087 00:28:57,404 --> 00:29:00,907 WOULD BOOST THE INCOME OF THE 1088 00:29:00,974 --> 00:29:01,441 POOREST AMERICANS BY 18%. 1089 00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:02,075 AS FOR ABORTION, SHE PROMISES TO 1090 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:04,144 PROTECT AND EXPAND REPRODUCTIVE 1091 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:04,711 FREEDOM, WHICH IS CRITICAL, 1092 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:05,845 ESPECIALLY AS STORIES COME TO 1093 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:07,580 LIGHT OF WOMEN LITERALLY DYING 1094 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:09,449 THANKS TO ABORTION RESTRICTIONS 1095 00:29:09,516 --> 00:29:10,950 -- JUST THIS WEEK, WE LEARNED OF 1096 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:14,187 A TEENAGER IN TEXAS WHO DIED 1097 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:14,821 AFTER THREE E.R. VISITS, THANKS 1098 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,023 TO THEIR ABORTION BAN. 1099 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:17,657 AS FOR TRUMP, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT 1100 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:19,359 HOW, WITH PROJECT 2025, HE'LL 1101 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:20,994 HAVE A ROAD MAP TO BEND THE 1102 00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:22,362 GOVERNMENT TO HIS WILL, HOW 1103 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,763 HE'LL PUSH THE JUDICIARY EVEN 1104 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,098 FURTHER RIGHT, AND THAT HE'S 1105 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:27,801 PROMISING A MASS DEPORTATION 1106 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,368 PROGRAM THAT'LL BE EVEN MORE 1107 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,002 DESTRUCTIVE TO IMMIGRANTS' LIVES 1108 00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:31,204 THAN HIS FIRST TERM WAS. 1109 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:31,871 WHAT'S MORE, WHEN RFK WAS 1110 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:32,439 RUNNING, WE TALKED ABOUT HOW 1111 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,174 DANGEROUS HE COULD BE, BUT 1112 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,909 TRUMP'S NOW PROMISING TO PUT HIM 1113 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,110 IN CHARGE OF PUBLIC HEALTH, 1114 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:37,744 SAYING HE'LL "LET HIM GO WILD ON 1115 00:29:37,811 --> 00:29:40,880 HEALTH." 1116 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:41,981 AND RFK'S BEEN SPECIFIC ABOUT 1117 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,384 WHAT HE'S BEEN OFFERED. 1118 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,852 >> THE KEY THAT I -- I THINK 1119 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:48,555 I'M, YOU KNOW, THAT PRESIDENT 1120 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,489 TRUMP HAS PROMISED ME IS -- IS 1121 00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:52,258 CONTROL OF THE PUBLIC HEALTH 1122 00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:55,228 AGENCIES WHICH ARE HHS AND ITS 1123 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,764 SUB-AGENCIES CDC, FDA, NIH, AND 1124 00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:59,099 A FEW OTHERS. 1125 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,900 >> John: OKAY, FIRST, JUST WIPE 1126 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,535 YOUR CAMERA WITH YOUR SLEEVE, OR 1127 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:03,136 A DEAD BEAR, OR WHATEVER ELSE 1128 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:06,239 YOU HAVE AROUND. 1129 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:06,806 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THAT'S 1130 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,241 VERY BAD! 1131 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:13,013 TO PUT IT MILDLY, YOU DON'T WANT 1132 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:13,580 RFK IN CHARGE OF THE CDC IF 1133 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:14,114 THERE'S ANOTHER PANDEMIC. 1134 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,815 OR EVEN IF THERE ISN'T! 1135 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,117 ALL OF THAT IS WHY A BUNCH OF 1136 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,818 OUR STORIES THIS YEAR HAVE ENDED 1137 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:19,586 WITH ME TELLING YOU TO VOTE 1138 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,088 AGAINST DONALD TRUMP. 1139 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:23,289 BUT TO BE CLEAR, I'M VOTING FOR 1140 00:30:23,356 --> 00:30:24,891 KAMALA HARRIS, AND I THINK YOU 1141 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:25,692 SHOULD TOO. 1142 00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:28,828 AND IF YOU'RE A DIE-HARD HARRIS 1143 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:29,462 SUPPORTER AND WERE GONNA DO THAT 1144 00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:30,363 ANYWAY, GREAT! 1145 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:34,200 BUT THE NEXT FEW MINUTES AREN'T 1146 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:34,801 ACTUALLY GOING TO BE FOR YOU. 1147 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:35,402 AND IF YOU'RE A DIE-HARD TRUMP 1148 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:36,403 SUPPORTER, THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU, 1149 00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:37,170 EITHER, AND INCIDENTALLY, WHAT 1150 00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:37,737 THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING 1151 00:30:37,804 --> 00:30:40,140 HERE? 1152 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,508 I PRESUME YOUTUBE PUSHED THIS 1153 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:43,376 CLIP TO YOU AFTER I PLAYED THAT 1154 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:45,745 CERTIFIED BANGER EARLIER, AND 1155 00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:46,579 YOU GOT VERY DISAPPOINTED WHEN I 1156 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:49,349 CALLED YOU A DIPSHIT. 1157 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:51,251 BUT FOR EVERYONE ELSE, I JUST 1158 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,486 WANT TO ELABORATE A BIT ON THE 1159 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:54,421 SENTENCE "VOTE FOR KAMALA 1160 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,722 HARRIS." 1161 00:30:55,789 --> 00:30:56,623 IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW 1162 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,657 I'VE HAD PLENTY OF ISSUES WITH 1163 00:30:57,724 --> 00:30:58,258 THE ADMINISTRATION SHE'S BEEN 1164 00:30:58,324 --> 00:30:59,426 PART OF. 1165 00:30:59,492 --> 00:31:00,560 PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TO 1166 00:31:00,627 --> 00:31:01,628 THEIR POLICIES ON IMMIGRATION 1167 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:03,063 AND, OF COURSE, GAZA. 1168 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:03,897 WE'VE TALKED MULTIPLE TIMES 1169 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,032 ABOUT HOW THE BIDEN 1170 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:06,666 ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE TO THE 1171 00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:07,100 ONGOING SLAUGHTER IS 1172 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:09,436 INDEFENSIBLE. 1173 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:10,603 AND PEOPLE ARE RIGHTLY FURIOUS 1174 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:11,137 ABOUT IT. 1175 00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:14,874 IN MICHIGAN, MORE THAN 100,000 1176 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:15,508 VOTERS CHECKED "UNCOMMITTED" ON 1177 00:31:15,575 --> 00:31:16,776 THEIR PRIMARY BALLOTS IN 1178 00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:17,377 FEBRUARY, RATHER THAN VOTE FOR 1179 00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:18,611 BIDEN. 1180 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:19,579 THAT PROTEST VOTE WAS ORGANIZED 1181 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:20,947 BY A COALITION CALLED THE 1182 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,315 UNCOMMITTED MOVEMENT, LED BY 1183 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:22,816 ARAB AND MUSLIM AMERICAN 1184 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:24,584 DEMOCRATS. 1185 00:31:24,651 --> 00:31:26,453 AND THERE ARE STILL MANY 1186 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:27,454 MICHIGAN VOTERS -- WHICH IS, BY 1187 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,254 THE WAY, A CRUCIAL SWING STATE 1188 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,890 -- WHO ARE STRUGGLING WITH THE 1189 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,226 IDEA OF VOTING FOR HARRIS. 1190 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:35,228 >> NOW I'M A DEMOCRAT. 1191 00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:35,829 IT'S PUT ME IN A VERY AWKWARD 1192 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:38,698 POSITION. 1193 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:40,133 HOW CAN I TELL THE DEARBORN 1194 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,236 PHARMACIST WHO LOST 80 MEMBERS 1195 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:43,870 OF HIS FAMILY IN ONE DAY TO VOTE 1196 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,038 FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT? 1197 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:46,006 >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOU PUT 1198 00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,974 ON THE BALLOT PAPER? 1199 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:48,708 >> I MIGHT JUST LEAVE IT BLANK. 1200 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:50,343 >> FOR SOME OF US ASKING WHO WE 1201 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,644 ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR AT THE TOP 1202 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:54,247 OF THE TICKET AND BE STRATEGIC 1203 00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:56,216 ABOUT IT IS LIKE ASKING WHO 1204 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,751 WE'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR WHILE WE 1205 00:31:57,817 --> 00:31:58,585 ARE AT A FUNERAL. 1206 00:31:58,651 --> 00:31:59,819 >> I THINK THE ARAB AMERICAN 1207 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:03,256 COMMUNITY IS LIKELY NOT TO VOTE 1208 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:05,592 FOR HARRIS. 1209 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:06,159 I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN OF THAT. 1210 00:32:06,226 --> 00:32:06,693 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING 1211 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:06,926 TO VOTE. 1212 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:07,527 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU. 1213 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:08,161 IN MY HEART, I DON'T WANT TRUMP 1214 00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:08,762 TO WIN. 1215 00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:10,096 I THINK HE'S NOT JUST A DISASTER 1216 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:11,064 FOR ARAB AMERICANS, BUT HE'S 1217 00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:11,564 ALSO A DISASTER FOR ALL 1218 00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:12,899 AMERICANS. 1219 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:13,500 DEEP IN MY HEART, I'M ROOTING 1220 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:16,169 FOR HER. 1221 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:16,803 >> John: LOOK, I GET WHY THIS IS 1222 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,204 SO DIFFICULT. 1223 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:19,706 AND I KNOW THERE ARE SOME WHO 1224 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:20,874 WON'T VOTE FOR HARRIS UNDER ANY 1225 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,709 CIRCUMSTANCES, BECAUSE OF THIS 1226 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,144 ISSUE. 1227 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,612 BUT I KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS WHO 1228 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:26,312 MAY STILL BE WRESTLING WITH 1229 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:27,781 THIS. 1230 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:28,381 AND IF IT'S OKAY, I'D LIKE TO 1231 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:31,117 TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 1232 00:32:31,184 --> 00:32:31,718 AND FIRST, LET ME SAY: I WISH 1233 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,453 HARRIS HAD DONE MORE TO REACH 1234 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,754 OUT TO YOU, BEYOND SENDING BILL 1235 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:35,355 CLINTON TO BASICALLY SCOLD YOU 1236 00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:36,322 THIS WEEK. 1237 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:38,391 THAT DIDN'T SEEM REMOTELY 1238 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,359 HELPFUL, AND HONESTLY FELT A BIT 1239 00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:39,926 LIKE BULLYING, AND AS WE ALL 1240 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,127 KNOW, BULLYING ACCOMPLISHES 1241 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:45,298 ALMOST NOTHING. 1242 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:47,434 AND I FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY A 1243 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,735 MESSAGE FROM ME MIGHT NOT BE 1244 00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:50,103 WELCOME EITHER. 1245 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,772 BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I'VE 1246 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,240 BEEN MOVED BY SOME MUSLIM AND 1247 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,142 ARAB VOICES WHO'VE ALSO WRESTLED 1248 00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:56,843 HARD WITH THIS QUESTION, AND 1249 00:32:56,910 --> 00:33:01,081 ARRIVED AT THE CONCLUSION, 1250 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:01,715 DESPITE THEIR PAIN, TO VOTE FOR 1251 00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:04,217 HARRIS. 1252 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:05,819 IN ARIZONA, A COALITION OF 1253 00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:06,353 COMMUNITY LEADERS ISSUED A 1254 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:07,053 LETTER IN WHICH THEY EXPLAINED 1255 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,021 THEIR DECISION TO SUPPORT HER, 1256 00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:09,389 SAYING, "A TRUMP WIN WOULD BE AN 1257 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:10,323 EXTREME DANGER TO MUSLIMS IN OUR 1258 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:12,459 COUNTRY, ALL IMMIGRANTS, AND THE 1259 00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:12,926 AMERICAN PRO-PALESTINE 1260 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,027 MOVEMENT." 1261 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:14,761 AND THEY'RE NOT ALONE IN FEELING 1262 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,062 THAT WAY. 1263 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,297 RUWA ROMMAN IS THE FIRST MUSLIM 1264 00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:19,032 WOMAN ELECTED TO THE GEORGIA 1265 00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:19,599 STATE HOUSE. 1266 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,468 YOU MAY REMEMBER, SHE'S ONE OF 1267 00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:22,802 SEVERAL PALESTINIANS WHO THE 1268 00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:25,238 UNCOMMITTED MOVEMENT PUT FORWARD 1269 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:25,972 TO ADDRESS THIS YEAR'S DNC, 1270 00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:27,207 ONLY TO BE REJECTED BY THE 1271 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:27,574 PARTY. 1272 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,208 MEANING THE CONVENTION FEATURED 1273 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,711 NO PALESTINIAN SPEAKERS. 1274 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:32,846 SHE ACTUALLY RELEASED THIS 1275 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:33,913 TIKTOK A FEW WEEKS AGO -- PARTLY 1276 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,582 IN RESPONSE TO PEOPLE TELLING 1277 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:36,483 HER SHE SHOULD ABANDON THE 1278 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,118 DEMOCRATIC PARTY, BECAUSE BOTH 1279 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:38,752 PARTIES ARE BASICALLY THE SAME. 1280 00:33:38,818 --> 00:33:40,854 IT'S WORTH WATCHING THE WHOLE 1281 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,156 THING, BUT SHE TALKS ABOUT HER 1282 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:45,625 ANGER AT WHAT HAPPENED -- BUT 1283 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:46,393 ALSO ABOUT THE DNC DELEGATES 1284 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,561 WHO STOOD UP FOR HER, AND THOSE 1285 00:33:48,628 --> 00:33:49,796 THAT SHE SEES AS MOVABLE ON THIS 1286 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:50,964 ISSUE. 1287 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:53,667 AND THIS IS WHERE SHE LANDS. 1288 00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:55,135 >> IF I KNOW THAT ONE PARTY -- 1289 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:57,337 THERE IS ONLY ONE VIABLE PARTY 1290 00:33:57,404 --> 00:33:59,506 ON THE TRAJECTORY THAT I WANT 1291 00:33:59,572 --> 00:34:00,373 THEM ON, WHY WOULD I LEAVE THAT 1292 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,741 BEHIND? 1293 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:03,376 >> THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE 1294 00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:05,011 USING MY PAIN TO VIRTUE SIGNAL 1295 00:34:05,078 --> 00:34:07,414 AND CONVINCE YOU THAT THE 1296 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,882 THREATS THAT WE ARE FACING ARE 1297 00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,717 NOT ACTUALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 1298 00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:12,252 MY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT IF I CAN 1299 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:14,286 PREVENT THE DEATH OF EVEN A 1300 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:14,888 SINGLE PERSON, I WILL MAKE THE 1301 00:34:14,954 --> 00:34:17,357 DECISIONS TO DO THAT. 1302 00:34:17,424 --> 00:34:17,590 PERIOD. 1303 00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,893 END OF STORY. 1304 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:20,460 I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE FACT 1305 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:22,195 THAT JUST BECAUSE THINGS ARE 1306 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,963 BAD, THAT IT'S OKAY TO LET THEM 1307 00:34:24,030 --> 00:34:25,431 GET WORSE. 1308 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:26,099 >> John: IT'S A COMPELLING 1309 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,500 ARGUMENT. 1310 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:28,068 AND IF YOU'RE THINKING, "THE 1311 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:28,668 BIDEN ADMINISTRATION'S BEEN SO 1312 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:30,070 BAD ON THIS ISSUE, HOW COULD 1313 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:34,373 TRUMP BE WORSE?" 1314 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:34,974 HE'S TOLD US. 1315 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:36,643 HE TOLD NETANYAHU TO "DO WHAT 1316 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,712 YOU HAVE TO DO" IN GAZA, ARGUING 1317 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:39,746 WE SHOULD LET ISRAEL "FINISH THE 1318 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,313 JOB," WHILE PEOPLE IN TRUMP'S 1319 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:41,880 ORBIT, INCLUDING HIS FORMER 1320 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,717 AMBASSADOR TO ISRAEL, HAVE BEEN 1321 00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:45,351 PUSHING TO LET IT ANNEX THE WEST 1322 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,585 BANK. 1323 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:48,388 MEANWHILE TRUMP'S ALSO VERY 1324 00:34:48,455 --> 00:34:50,090 UNFLATTERING VEST AND DIG US 1325 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:56,963 AND DEPORT DEMONSTRATORS. 1326 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,498 I KNOW IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE 1327 00:34:58,565 --> 00:34:59,299 THINGS GETTING WORSE ON THIS BUT 1328 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:06,373 TO BE FAIR, TRUMP HAS PUT ON AN 1329 00:35:12,812 --> 00:35:13,346 UNFLATTERING VEST AND DIG US 1330 00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:17,083 INTO A NEW LAYER OF HELL. 1331 00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:17,617 THAT'S NOT AI, BY THE WAY. 1332 00:35:17,684 --> 00:35:18,218 THAT'S A REAL PHOTO. 1333 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:18,785 IT MAY BE THE WORST PHOTO OF 1334 00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:19,586 ANYONE EVER TAKEN. 1335 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:20,220 AND IT'S WORTH FACTORING IN THAT 1336 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:20,820 THE DAMAGE OF A SECOND TRUMP 1337 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:21,421 TERM WOULD LAST FAR BEYOND THE 1338 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:22,155 NEXT FOUR YEARS, AND ENCUMBER 1339 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:22,689 ANY POTENTIAL PROGRESSIVE 1340 00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:23,857 PRESIDENT IN THE FUTURE. 1341 00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:24,691 TWO OF THE CURRENT JUSTICES ARE 1342 00:35:24,758 --> 00:35:25,291 AT RETIREMENT AGE, AND BECAUSE 1343 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:26,626 ONE OF THEM RUDELY DIDN'T TAKE 1344 00:35:26,693 --> 00:35:28,395 MY VERY GENEROUS BUS OFFER 1345 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:29,229 EARLIER THIS YEAR, TRUMP COULD 1346 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:29,763 REPLACE THEM WITH YOUNGER 1347 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:34,968 VERSIONS. 1348 00:35:35,035 --> 00:35:36,202 AT THAT POINT, HE'D HAVE 1349 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:36,936 APPOINTED FIVE MEMBERS OF THE 1350 00:35:37,003 --> 00:35:40,640 COURT, AND CEMENTED A MAJORITY 1351 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:41,841 THAT'LL LIKELY LAST FOR THE REST 1352 00:35:41,908 --> 00:35:43,209 OF MY LIFE, WHICH ADMITTEDLY MAY 1353 00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:43,943 NOT ACTUALLY BE THAT LONG, IF 1354 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,445 MEASLES MCGEE HERE IS ALLOWED TO 1355 00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:46,146 LET EVERYTHING GET OUT OF 1356 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:50,050 CONTROL. 1357 00:35:50,116 --> 00:35:51,217 LOOK, I KNOW THIS ISN'T 1358 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:51,718 INSPIRING TO HEAR. 1359 00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:53,520 BUT POLITICS ISN'T ALWAYS 1360 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:57,123 INSPIRING, IT'S TRANSACTIONAL. 1361 00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:58,425 IT RARELY MATCHES OUR GREATEST 1362 00:35:58,491 --> 00:35:58,825 HOPES AND DREAMS. 1363 00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:00,927 I'LL BE HONEST - I REALLY DIDN'T 1364 00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:02,629 WANT THE FIRST VOTE I CAST AS AN 1365 00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:05,532 AMERICAN CITIZEN TO BE FOR JOE 1366 00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:06,166 FUCKING BIDEN, BUT HERE WE ARE. 1367 00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:08,335 HERE'S HOW I LOOK AT IT: THE 1368 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:08,968 STRUGGLE FOR JUSTICE ISN'T JUST 1369 00:36:09,035 --> 00:36:10,570 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS ON ELECTION 1370 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:11,004 DAY. 1371 00:36:11,071 --> 00:36:14,374 IT'S A FIGHT WAGED CONSTANTLY, 1372 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:15,008 DAY IN, DAY OUT, IN PROTESTS ON 1373 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:18,311 THE STREET, MEETINGS WITH 1374 00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:18,945 LEGISLATORS, AND IN THE THOUSAND 1375 00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:23,383 SMALL ACTIONS THAT CUMULATIVELY 1376 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:24,951 MOVE THE GOVERNMENT FORWARD, AN 1377 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,754 INCH AT A TIME. 1378 00:36:27,821 --> 00:36:28,355 ABBAS ALAWIEH, A CO-FOUNDER OF 1379 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:31,391 THE UNCOMMITTED MOVEMENT, HAS 1380 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,292 URGED DEMOCRAT VOTERS TO "PAIR 1381 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,761 THEIR VOTE, THEIR SUPPORT FOR 1382 00:36:34,828 --> 00:36:37,030 VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS WITH A 1383 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:37,630 PUBLIC COMMITMENT TO PRESSURE 1384 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:40,100 HER T STOP SENDING WEAPONS, 1385 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:43,670 SHOULD SHE BECOME PRESIDENT." 1386 00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:44,304 AS FOR RUWA ROMAN, SHE VOTED FOR 1387 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:44,871 HARRIS IN GEORGIA -- ANOTHER 1388 00:36:44,938 --> 00:36:48,008 CRITICAL SWING STATE -- WHILE 1389 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:49,242 DOING A VOTE-SWAP WITH SOMEONE 1390 00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:50,143 IN A BLUE STATE, WHO CAST A 1391 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:52,445 PROTEST VOTE ON HER BEHALF. 1392 00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:53,346 AND SHE EXPLAINED HER HARRIS 1393 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:56,483 VOTE BY SAYING: MY VOTE IS A 1394 00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:57,117 PROMISE -- A PROMISE THAT I AND 1395 00:36:57,183 --> 00:36:58,818 THOSE WHO STAND WITH ME WILL NOT 1396 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:00,320 STOP DEMANDING THE END OF MASS 1397 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:00,787 SLAUGHTER AND VIOLENCE 1398 00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:04,624 EVERYWHERE. 1399 00:37:04,691 --> 00:37:05,759 AND THAT'S THE POINT. 1400 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:07,727 ELECTIONS ALONE AREN'T 1401 00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:08,661 SUFFICIENT FOR LARGE-SCALE 1402 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,030 CHANGE, BUT THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY 1403 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:14,167 NECESSARY FOR IT TO EVER HAPPEN, 1404 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,135 BECAUSE IT'S THE DAY WHEN YOU, 1405 00:37:15,201 --> 00:37:16,069 ESSENTIALLY, GET TO CHOOSE WHO 1406 00:37:16,136 --> 00:37:17,871 YOU'D PREFER TO BE PUSHING FOR 1407 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:19,072 THE NEXT FOUR YEARS, AND WHERE 1408 00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:20,774 YOU'LL BE PUSHING THEM FROM. 1409 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,475 LOOK, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. 1410 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:23,677 I'M AN IMMIGRANT AND I CHOSE TO 1411 00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,680 COME HERE. 1412 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:27,547 IN THE WORDS OF THE LATE LEE 1413 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:28,148 GREENWOOD, "I'M PROUD TO BE AN 1414 00:37:28,214 --> 00:37:30,517 AMERICAN." 1415 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,720 AND I'D ARGUE THERE'S NOTHING 1416 00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:35,689 MORE AMERICAN THAN HAVING A 1417 00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:36,990 HEALTHY ADVERSARIAL RELATIONSHIP 1418 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:37,791 WITH THOSE IN POWER -- EVEN IF 1419 00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:39,659 YOU VOTED FOR THEM. 1420 00:37:39,726 --> 00:37:41,227 AND WHILE I KNOW THIS HASN'T 1421 00:37:41,294 --> 00:37:44,164 BEEN AN UPLIFTING SPEECH, IF IT 1422 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:47,534 HELPS AT ALL, THERE'S ONE FINAL 1423 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,168 THING I'M GOING TO BE GENUINELY 1424 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:49,502 EXCITED FOR ON TUESDAY. 1425 00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:51,271 AND THAT IS, IF DONALD TRUMP 1426 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:52,972 LOSES THIS ELECTION, HE IS 1427 00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:55,875 BASICALLY FINISHED. 1428 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:59,646 I KNOW HE'D PUT US THROUGH HELL 1429 00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:00,180 BEFORE HE LEFT THE STAGE. 1430 00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:01,848 BUT WHEN THE DUST SETTLED, HE'D 1431 00:38:01,915 --> 00:38:03,450 HAVE LOST TWO ELECTIONS IN A 1432 00:38:03,516 --> 00:38:05,719 ROW, AND WOULD BE CAMPAIGNING AS 1433 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:06,953 AN 82-YEAR-OLD NEXT TIME. 1434 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,621 I THINK HE'D BE DONE. 1435 00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:14,561 AND DOESN'T THAT SOUND GREAT? 1436 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:15,028 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1437 00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:15,662 AND THE PROBLEMS HE'S A SYMPTOM 1438 00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:16,863 OF WOULD OBVIOUSLY REMAIN, BUT 1439 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:20,033 WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH 1440 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:20,333 HIM ANYMORE. 1441 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:20,967 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN 1442 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,970 A WORLD WHERE HE'S JUST AN 1443 00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:24,537 ANNOYANCE, AND NOT AN ACTIVE 1444 00:38:24,604 --> 00:38:24,771 THREAT? 1445 00:38:24,838 --> 00:38:25,372 WHERE THIS PHOTO COULD JUST BE 1446 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:29,476 FUNNY, RATHER THAN HAVING 1447 00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:30,744 GEOPOLITICAL IMPLICATIONS? 1448 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:32,312 WHERE HE CAN YELL ABOUT ICE 1449 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:33,346 CREAM MACHINES AND COMPLAIN 1450 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:34,381 ABOUT WINDMILLS AND WE ALL HAVE 1451 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:38,451 THE OPTION OF JUST NOT GIVING A 1452 00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:40,520 SHIT ABOUT ANY OF IT? 1453 00:38:40,587 --> 00:38:41,154 I WANT SO BADLY TO LIVE IN THAT 1454 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:43,857 WORLD. 1455 00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:44,357 AND I HOPE EVERYONE DOES 1456 00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,359 EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER, IN 1457 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:46,993 THE NEXT 48 HOURS, TO MAKE THAT 1458 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,462 WORLD POSSIBLE. 1459 00:38:49,529 --> 00:38:50,630 THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1460 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:51,631 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. 1461 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:52,899 WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 1462 00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:57,103 GOOD NIGHT! 1463 00:38:57,170 --> 00:39:02,842 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1464 00:39:02,909 --> 00:39:06,846 >> I'M ANGRY! 1465 00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:13,920 >> FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 1466 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:19,993 >> BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, 1467 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:20,894 BEETLEJUICE!