1 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:26,024 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:26,558 NO 3 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:31,964 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:39,004 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 5 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,939 John: WELCOME, WELCOME, 6 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:41,607 WELCOME,LAK TONIGHT!" 7 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:41,974 I'M JOHN OLIVER. 8 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,876 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING 9 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:44,042 US. 10 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:48,981 IT HAS BEEN VERY MUCH A WEEK. 11 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,984 AND OBVIOUSLY, WE'RG TO 12 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,218 GET TO THE ELECTION IN A MINUTE. 13 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,119 BUT IF YOU'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY 14 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,854 IT ALL WEEK, YOU MAY'VE MISSED 15 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:56,455 SMALLER STORIES THAT GOT 16 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:56,989 BUKE THE HEADLINE, 17 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,724 "43 MONKEYS ON THE RU 18 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,825 FROM SOUTH CAROLINA LAB. 19 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:02,895 CEO THINKS THEY'RE HAVING ANADV" 20 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,030 OR THE NEWS THAT A MESSAGE IN A 21 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,432 BOTTLE HAD BEEN FOUNN 22 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,133 ONTARIO LAKE AFTER 26 YEARS. 23 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:08,767 OR THE DEATH OF ELWOOD EDWARDS, 24 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,269 THE VOICE OF AOL'S "WELCOME" AND 25 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,204 "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" NOTIFICATIONS 26 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,939 WHO DIED JUST ONE DAY SHY OF 27 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,108 HIS 75TH BIRTHDAY. 28 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,277 HE WAS, BY ALL ACCOUNTS, A VERYS 29 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:23,582 WERE, FITTINGLY: 30 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,818 GOODBYE. 31 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:26,485 John: BIT OF FUN! 32 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,353 WE'RE HAVING FUN, AREN'T WE? 33 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:30,689 OF COURSE WE ARE! 34 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,558 WE ARE HAVING A LITTLE TASTE OF 35 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:33,459 FUN. 36 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,394 ANDE YOU ENJOYED THAT FUN, 37 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:35,994 BECAUSE THE REST OF THE SHOW IS 38 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:36,662 GOING TO BE ABOUT THE FACT THAT, 39 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:37,129 ON TUESDAY, TRUMP WON 40 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:37,429 REELECTION. 41 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,298 WHICH IS, TO PUT IT MILDLY, NOT 42 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,232 WHAT I WAS PERSONALLY HOPING 43 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:40,833 WOULD HAPPEN. 44 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,134 AND HONESTLY, IN TRUMP'S VICTORY 45 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,936 SPEECH, HE COULDN'T SEEM TO 46 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,369 BELIEVE IT, EITHER. 47 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:47,005 WE OVERCAME OBSTACLES THAT 48 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:49,041 NOBODY THOUGHT POSSIBLE, AND IT 49 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:52,377 IS NOW CLEAR THAT WE'VE ACHIEVED 50 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,378 THE MOST INCREDIBLE POLITICAL-- 51 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,948 LOOK WHAT ED 52 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,684 IS THIS CRAZY? 53 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,786 John: YEAH, IT IS CRAZY! 54 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,788 IT'S REALLY FUCRAZY. 55 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,823 HE'S BASICALLY ONE SENTENCE AWAY 56 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,391 FROM SAYING, "I MEAN, YOU GUYS 57 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:09,328 AND YOU STILL VOTED FOR THIS? 58 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,130 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!" 59 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,765 AND I KNOW BEING A SHAMBLING 60 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,701 VERBAL MESS IS PART OF TRUMP'S 61 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:18,737 BRAND, BUT IT'S STILL INCREDIBLE 62 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:22,374 TO SIN PRESIDENT LIB A VICTORY E 63 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,041 SAME ENERGY AS A BEST MAN WHO 64 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:23,876 DIDN'T REALIZE HE GIV 65 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:24,443 TOAST. 66 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:25,844 T A BEAUTIFUL DAY, WHAT A 67 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:26,144 BEAUTIFUL... 68 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:27,746 BEAUTY. 69 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,081 TODAY, MHER AND HIS 70 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,750 GIRLFRIEND-- WIFE, SORRY... 71 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:32,351 TODAY, THEY DID THE THING, YOU 72 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,485 ALL SAW IT. 73 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,922 I THOUGHT MY PART WAS 74 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:37,523 DONE WITH THE BACHELOR PARTY, 75 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,458 BUT HERE WE GO. 76 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,195 GE,S CRAZY, RIGHT? 77 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,129 IT'S CRAZY!" 78 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:47,566 LOOK, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH WEEK.ANE 79 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,134 -- FIRST, AS ALWAYS, MY DEEPEST 80 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,302 SYMPATHIES-- BUT IT'S PROBABLY 81 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:51,637 BEEN HARD TO DEAL WITH ANYTHING 82 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,072 OTHER THAN THIS. 83 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,008 THE TINIMENTS THIS WEEK, 84 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,175 WHERE THE WORLD WAS ON 85 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,378 LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED, COULD 86 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,846 BE SUDDENLY ENRAGING-- WHETHER 87 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,648 IT WAS A TEXT FROM A RELATIVE 88 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:03,448 INVITING YOU TO THANKSGIVING-- 89 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:04,616 NOT NOW, AUNT GWEN! 90 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,018 OR AN ALERT ABOUA RECIPE FOR 91 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,185 ROAST CHICKEN-- 92 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:07,719 NOT NOW, "NEW YORK TIMES!" 93 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,789 OR HELLO KITTY ACTUALLY POSTING 94 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:15,594 THIS WORD SEARCH ON TWITTER ON 95 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:17,829 WEDNESDAY, ASKING FOLLOWERS, 96 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,131 "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO 97 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:19,565 THIS MONTH?" 98 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:19,731 HEY! 99 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,300 HELLO KITTY! 100 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,668 NO FUCKING NOW! 101 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,336 I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU WHAT I'M 102 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,070 LOOKING FORWARD TO BUT AS I 103 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,572 CAN'T FIND "DRINY 104 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:27,039 OUT" AND "HOUSING SOME 105 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,706 GRIEF-MAC-AND-CHEESE" ON YOUR 106 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,374 STUPID PUZZLE! 107 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,209 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 108 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:31,977 PEOPLE ON TWITTER EVEN T MAD 109 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:32,811 AT THIS TEASER FOR A NEW TYLA 110 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:41,186 ♪ 111 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:44,056 THAT WAS POSTED ON TWITTER THE 112 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,625 DAY AFTER THE ELECTION, ONLY TO 113 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,727 ONSES "NOT NOW, 114 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,562 GIRL, NOT NOW" AND "TYLA READING 115 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,764 THE ROOM" WITH A GIF OF 116 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:53,832 LEA MICHELORE A TON OF 117 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,101 REPLIES CORRECTLY POINTING OUT 118 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:56,501 "SHE IS LITERALLY 119 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:57,235 SOUTH AFRICAN?" 120 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:58,270 "NOBODY'S HA TUMP WON, 121 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,404 ING ME, BUT SHE IS 122 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,039 LITERALLY NOT AN AMERICAN. 123 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,976 WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT FROM HER?"WH! 124 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,043 PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES ARE 125 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,779 ALLOWED TO BUFF THEIRAN SHORTS. 126 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:08,680 DIDN'US IN THIS 127 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:09,948 SITUATION. 128 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,149 WE DID! 129 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,118 AND HONESTLY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING 130 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,419 RIGHT NOW AND THINKING, 131 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,287 "YOU KNOW WHAT? 132 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,322 I'M NOT ACTUALLY READY FOR 133 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:20,859 THIS," IOTALLY GET IT! 134 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,828 IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE NOT TO WANT 135 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:23,695 YET ANOTHER GUY IN A SUIT 136 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:24,429 DOOM-SQUAWKING AT YOU. 137 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,397 SO IF YOU'RE TOO ANGRY, 138 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:30,135 DEPRESSED, OR WORRIED TO WATCH 139 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,436 THE REST OF THIS SHOW, NO 140 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:31,737 PROBLEM. 141 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:32,270 I'VE BEEN IN EACH OF THOSE 142 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:32,871 PLACES THIS WEEK, AND THEY'RE 143 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,106 ALL A CORRECT REACTION. 144 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,574 BECAUSE LOOK, WE DID A SHOW LIKE 145 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,241 THIS AFTER TCTION IN 146 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,275 2016, WHEN NO ONE EXPECTED TRUMP 147 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,578 TO WIN. 148 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:41,179 THIS TIME, THOUGH, HIS WINNING 149 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:41,947 FELT LIKE A REAL POSSIBILITY ALL 150 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,282 YEAR LONG. 151 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:45,217 LOTS OF PEOBILIZED TO STOP 152 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,820 IT, BUT IT HAPPENED ANYWAY, 153 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:49,521 WHICH FEELS SOMEHOW WORSE. 154 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,756 YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN PEOPLE 155 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,091 REALLY STRUGGLING THIS WEEK, AND 156 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,192 MY SYMPATHY GOES OUT TO ALL OF 157 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,895 THEM, WITH ONE EXCEPTION, 158 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,030 THAT IS TRUMP'S FORMER ATTORNEY, 159 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:58,363 MICHAEL COHEN. 160 00:04:58,364 --> 00:04:59,431 HE'D CLAIMED THAT HE'D LEAVE THE 161 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:02,234 COUNTRY IF TRUMP WON, ONLY TOQUA 162 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,369 POST-ELECTION ON A LEAM 163 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,671 WHERE HE GOT TROLLVIEWERS 164 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,906 IN A VERY FUNNY WAY. 165 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:08,440 CAN WE STOP WITH THAT? 166 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:08,807 I APPRECIATE IT. 167 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,910 I DON'T LIKE THE STURKEYS. 168 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,246 KNOCK THAT STUPID SHIT OFF JUST 169 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:14,479 PLEASE. 170 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,449 ALL RIGHT? 171 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,051 I SAID I WAS LEAVING, AND 172 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,386 THEN THE FOLLOWING DAYT 173 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,522 THAT THROUGH YOUR DUMB HEADS-- 174 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,557 THE FOLLOWING DAY, I TURNED 175 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,893 AROUND AND I SAID THAT THERE'S 176 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:28,694 NO CHANCE IN THE WORLD THAT I'M 177 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,796 LEAVING MY COUNTRY, THANK YOU 178 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,531 MUCH. 179 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,365 GHT? 180 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:35,967 NOT LEAVING ANYWHERE. 181 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:36,635 YOU LEAVE! 182 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,804 THIS IS MY COUNTRY 183 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:42,708 AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT EVERY 184 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:46,311 SINGLE RIGHT WITHIN WHICH TO 185 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,379 TURN AAND-- COULD YOU 186 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,914 STOP SO WE CAN? 187 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:49,247 ALL RIGHT. 188 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:49,948 TWO SECONDS, I'M GOING TO END UP 189 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:56,455 BLOCKING THIS IDIOT. 190 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,789 John: I LOVE IT. 191 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,658 EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT IS VERY 192 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:00,692 GOOD, FROM THE "I DON'T LIKE THE 193 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,059 STUPID TURKEYS" 194 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,527 TO THE "I'M NOT LEAVING 195 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:06,431 PERFECTLY TIMED ELVIS HAIR. 196 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:07,065 I HAVE NO PROBLEM WI OF-- 197 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:10,302 OH, NO, HOLD ON. 198 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:10,902 NO, N 199 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:12,370 IT NOT OKAY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO 200 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:12,537 ME. 201 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:12,871 GET IT OFF ME. 202 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:13,905 THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER. 203 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:14,806 NO, COME ON, I'M TRY MAKE 204 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:15,273 A POIN ABOUT-- 205 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:16,575 YOU KNOW W 206 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:17,409 JUST LEAVE IT. 207 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:20,612 I'VE BEEN BECOMING MORE BIRDLIKR 208 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,581 FRANKLY, THIS WEEK NOTHING FEELS 209 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,315 MORE APPROPRIATE THAN PRESENTING 210 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,985 ME AS A BIRD WHO IS FULLY ANDTR. 211 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:32,991 WHAT IT MEANS FOR ABORTIONTHISSO 212 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,693 RIGHTS, TO THE ENVIRONMENT, TO 213 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,293 UKRAINE, TO GAZA, TO THE VERY 214 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:38,163 ON DEMONIZATION AND REVENGE.I 215 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:41,266 DEPORTATION ATONVENTION,OR MAS 216 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:44,069 TO THE GOP SPENDING AT LEAST 217 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,470 $215 MILLION JUST ON ANTI-TRANS 218 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:46,505 NETWORK TV ADS. 219 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,707 THAT'S JUST OVER $134 PER TRANS 220 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,644 PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY. 221 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,546 AND YET, TRUMP'S ABOUT TO BE 222 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,847 PRESIDENT, AGAIN. 223 00:06:55,848 --> 00:07:00,619 ALL THE ANSWERS AND SOME OF THET 224 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,219 ONES THAT WE DO MIGHT NOT BE 225 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,554 ICULARLY SATISFYING, LET'S 226 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,022 AT LEAST TRY AND ANSWER A FEW 227 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:04,422 QUESTIONS. 228 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:05,357 SPECIFICALLY, HOW DID THIS 229 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,392 HAPPEN? 230 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:07,759 WHAT COMES NEXT? 231 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,460 AND WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 232 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:14,132 THIS HAPPEN?ART WITH HOW DID 233 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:14,866 THE TRUTH IS, IT IS TOO EARLY TO 234 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,269 HAVE A DEFINITIVE ANSWER TO 235 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,136 THAT, BUT THAT HAS NOT STOED 236 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:18,737 LE FROM TAKIN BIG 237 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:23,175 ALBATROSS AROR NECK ALA HARRISHI 238 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:23,508 WAS JOE BIDEN. 239 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:24,709 THE PROGRESSIVE ERA SHOULD BE 240 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,144 OVER IF THEY WANT TRT 241 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:26,478 WINNING AGAIN. 242 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,612 DIDA HARRIS MOVE TOO 243 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,246 FAR TO THE CENTER AND ALIENATE 244 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,281 SOME OF THE BASE? 245 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,484 IT WAS JOE ROGAN, IT WAS 246 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:33,985 ELON MUSK GETTING OUT THOSE 247 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,587 YOUNG MALE VOTERS. 248 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,188 THEY DIDN'T HAVE A MESSAGE 249 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,022 THAT ATTRACTED WORKING CLASS 250 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,023 VOTERS. 251 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,457 SHE FAILEDO CAPTURE ENOUGH 252 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,692 SUPPORT AMONG WHITE VOTERS, MEN, 253 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:45,931 AND FIRST TIME VO A LOTSPOTERS E 254 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,265 PROBLEMS WITH BLACK CANDIDATES. 255 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:47,799 ohn: OKAY. 256 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,234 I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE: 257 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:49,768 JOE SCARBOROUGH IS WAY TOO 258 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,637 SATISFIED SAYING THAT. 259 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,572 SCAPEGOATING ANOTHER 260 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,041 DEMOGRAPHIC'S BEHAVIOR IN A WAY 261 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:56,842 YOU'RE JUST ABLE TO PASS OFF AS 262 00:07:56,843 --> 00:08:00,412 NEWS? 263 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,112 CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, 264 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,514 SCOLDILOCKS. 265 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,715 YOU MUST FEEL AMAZING RIGHT NOW. 266 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:04,983 PEOPLE ARE POINTING THE FINGER 267 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,518 IN ALL DIRECTIONS-- FROM 268 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,152 LATINO VOTERS, TO YOUNG MEN, TO 269 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,086 JOE ROGAN. 270 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:11,723 YOU CAN BASICALLY SPIN YOUR OWN 271 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,191 PERSONAL WHEEL OF BLAME, AND 272 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:15,026 GENERALLY MAKE SURE IT LANDS ON 273 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:15,894 WHOEVER YOU WERE MAD AT IN THE 274 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:16,928 FIRST PLACE. 275 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:22,734 FUN TO BLAME PEOST, I GET THEAPL 276 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:23,735 TRUMP WAS LITERALLY JUST ELECTED 277 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:24,736 PRESIDENT AGAIN ON A PLATFORM 278 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,238 DOING EXACTLY THAT. 279 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,073 PERSONALLY, I KIND OF LIKE TO 280 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,441 IMAGINE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED 281 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,277 ON TUESDAY IS ERRY'S 282 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:35,080 FAULT, BECAUSE AT KAMALA'S 283 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,648 ELECTION-EVE RALLY, SHE DID THIS 284 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,683 ILL-ADVISED COVER: 285 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:43,555 ♪ I DECIDED LONG AGO NEVERTO ♪ 286 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,456 ♪ IF I FAIL ♪ 287 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,658 ♪ IF I SUCCEED ♪ 288 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:48,093 ♪ AT LEAST I'LL LIVE AS I 289 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:50,896 BELIEVE ♪ 290 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,931 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT 291 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:55,634 ME ♪ 292 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:56,735 ♪ THEY CAN'T TAKEY MY 293 00:08:56,736 --> 00:09:04,509 DIGNITY, NO! ♪ 294 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,111 John: I MEAN, YOU ARE RIGHT 295 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,846 THAT THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY YOUR 296 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,114 DIGNITY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU 297 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,315 JUST SURRENDERED IT WILLINGLY. 298 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,516 I KNOW SHE'S TRYING TO DO A NICE 299 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,552 THING THERE, BUT WHY WOULD YOUT? 300 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,621 THE VOICE! 301 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,790 SAY WHAT YO ABOUT 302 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,692 LEE GREENWOOD, WHICH, IN MY CASE 303 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:21,359 IS ABOUT 18 MINUTES OF 304 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,428 RIGOROUSLYT-CHECKED INSULTS,BUTD 305 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,663 TRUMP RALLIES, HE WASN'T TRYING 306 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,698 TO DO FREDDIE MERCURY'S PART IN 307 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,167 "SOMEBODY TO LOVE." 308 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,902 NOW DID THAT DRUNK BACHELORETTE 309 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,270 PARTY KARAOKE NIGHT PERFORMANCE 310 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:32,904 DOOM THE WHOLE HARRIS CAMPAIGN? 311 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,139 ABLY NOT. 312 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,675 BUT IT FEELS GOOD TO THINK SO. 313 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:40,645 BECAUSE IT'S AN EASY ANSWER TO I 314 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:41,813 LOT MORE APPEALING RIGHT NOW 315 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:42,614 THAN ACTUALLY FINDING THE 316 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:48,019 DIFFICULT ANSWERS. 317 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,921 AND LOOK, I AM NOT SAYING THE 318 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,089 CAMPAIGN DIDN'T MAKE ES. 319 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,691 BUT THE REASON WHY SPECIFIC 320 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,325 GROUPS VOTE THE WAY THEY DO IN 321 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,560 ELECTIONS TENDS TO ETHING 322 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:56,161 YOONZLE OUT LATER, 323 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:56,728 ONCE ALL THE DATA COMES IN. 324 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:57,696 AND THE TACTICAL DECISIONS BY 325 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,998 THE HARRIS CAMPAIGN WILL, I'M 326 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,466 SURE, BE PICKED APART ENDLESSLY. 327 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,634 BUT IT IS TELLING HOW QUICKLY 328 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,535 SOME ARE JUMPING TO 329 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,136 PREDETERMINED COONS THAT 330 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:05,737 DON'T MATCH THE CAMPAIGN THAT 331 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,739 JUST WRAPPED UP. 332 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,541 FOR INSTANCE, SOME DEMOCRATS ARE 333 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,476 LOUDLY CLAIMING THE PAR NEEDS 334 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,345 TO MOVE TO THE CENTER, WITH 335 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,846 NEW YORK CONGRESSMAN TOM SUOZZI 336 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:16,648 ARGUING, "MOCRATS HAVE TO 337 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,650 AN TO THE FAR LEFT," 338 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,218 CITING TRANS RIGHTS AS 339 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,319 E, SAYING, "I DON'T 340 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,489 TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYBODY 341 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,691 BOYS SHOULD BE PLAYING IN GIRLS' 342 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:27,192 SPORTS." 343 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,994 AND A FEW THINGS ABOUT THAT: 344 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,262 FIRST, IF WHAT YOUT IS A 345 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:31,863 CENTRIST CAMPAIGN THAT'S QUIET 346 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:32,464 ON TRAUES, TOUGH ON THE 347 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,999 BORDER DISTANCES ITSELF FROM 348 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,900 PALESTINIANS, TALKS A LOT ABOUT 349 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,469 LAW AND ORDER, AND REACHES OUTTT 350 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,603 CANDIDATE EX AND SHE JUST 351 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,072 LOST 352 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,575 GUESS HOW MANY TRANS SPEAKERS 353 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,678 THERE WERE AT THE DNC? 354 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,046 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT IS A 355 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:48,880 VERY ROUND NUMBER. 356 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,048 ALSO, I'M NOT SURE HOW YOU REACH 357 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,282 OUT TO MODERATE REPUBLICANS MORE 358 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,118 THAN APPEARING WITH ENEY 359 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,854 MULTIPLE TIMES, UNLESS YOU 360 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:56,254 LITERALLY DIG UP 361 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,356 HENRY KISSINGER'S CORPSE 362 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,458 PROP IT UP AT A RALLY IN 363 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,559 MICHIGAN AS KATY PERRY SINGS 364 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,361 "ROLLING IN THE EP." 365 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,230 IT'S OKAY NOT TO HAVE THE RANGE, 366 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,699 KATY! 367 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,300 AND FINALLY, REGARDING "YOUTH 368 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,668 SPORTS": THERE WERE A LOT OF 369 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,604 ATTACK ADS ON THAT ISSUE. 370 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,672 AND IT WAS FRUST TO SEE 371 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:17,509 TH HARRIS CAMPAIGN FAIL TO 372 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,510 FORMULATE A RESPONSE, 373 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,844 ESLY BEC IT'S PRETTY 374 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:20,378 EASY TO DO. 375 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,613 I'LL DO IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW: 376 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,681 AS DISCUSSED BEFORE, THERE 377 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,949 ARE VANISH FEW TRANS GIRLS 378 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:25,483 COMPETING IN HIGH SCHOOLS 379 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:25,750 ANYWHERE. 380 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,451 EVEN IF THERE WERE MORE, 381 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,053 TRANS KIDS, LIKE ALL KIDS, VARY 382 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,254 IN ATHLETIC ABILITY, AND THERE'S 383 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,588 NO EVIDENCE THEY POSE ANY THREAT 384 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,224 TO SAFETY OR FAIRNESS. 385 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,759 IT IS VERY WEIRD FOR YBE 386 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,527 SO FOCUSED ON THJE 387 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,895 AND FINALLY, IF YOU GENUINELY 388 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,695 WANT TO ADDRESS THE BIGGEST 389 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:41,132 CONCERN FOR MOST GIRLS WHO PLAY 390 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,667 HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS, YOU'D WORRY 391 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:43,968 LESS ABOUT THIS, AND MORE ABOUT 392 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:47,605 THEY ASSISTLLEYBALL 393 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,140 COACH WHO KEEPS LIKING THEIR 394 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,341 PHOTOS ON FUCKING INSTAGRAM. 395 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,143 THE BIGGER POINTT LEAST 396 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,814 BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW NOW, 397 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,917 ANYONE POINTING TH BLAME 398 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,752 FOR THE ELECTION RES 399 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,453 SPECIFIC DEMOC IS 400 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:01,986 MISSING THE MARK. 401 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:02,787 BECAUSE THERE WAS AN 402 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,856 ACROSS-THE-BOARD SHIFT TO THE 403 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,024 RIGHT ON TUESDAY-- TRUMP 404 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:06,858 IMPROVED ON HIS 2020 MARGIN IN 405 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,193 MORE THAN 90% OF COUNTIES 406 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:08,493 NATIONWIDE. 407 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,794 AND HIS VICTORY WAS DRIVEN BY 408 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,296 GAINS AMONG SEEMINGLY EVERY 409 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,298 POSSROOF AMERICANS. 410 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,265 IN FACT, THE ONLY GROUPS WHERE I 411 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,967 CAN BE ABSOLUTELY SURE NOT A 412 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:19,671 SINGLE PERSOD FOR TRUMP 413 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,138 ARE THESE AVENGERS, AND 414 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:23,007 PEOPLE WHO POST POEMS TO THEIR 415 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:23,608 INSTAGRAM STORIES, WHICH, ALL 416 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,310 DUE RESPECT, HAS GOTTEN A BIT 417 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,311 OUT OF HAND THIS W 418 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,113 ONE THING THAT DID BECOME CLEAR 419 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,348 WAS THAT THE ECONOMY WAS A 420 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,483 MASSIVE MOTIVATING FACTOR FOR 421 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:31,716 PEOPLE. 422 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:32,684 IT RANKED NUMBER ONE AMONG 423 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,319 ISSUERS SAID TRED 424 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,854 ABOUT, WITH 52% SAYING IT WAS 425 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,389 "EXTREMELY IMPORTANT" TO THEM, 426 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,126 AND IT WAS FREQUENTLY MENTIONED 427 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:41,860 AMONG THOSE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP. 428 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,628 EVERYTHING'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 429 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:44,629 MY WIFE, SHE ACTUALLY WORKS TWO 430 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,597 JOBS JUST TO HAVE EXTRA MONEY. 431 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,565 SO, I MEAN, WE'RENG FOR 432 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:47,765 TRUMP. 433 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:48,433 I'M VOTING TRUMP. 434 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,802 HE HAD CATAPULTED US INTO A 435 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,472 WHILE HE WAS THE PRESIDENT, 436 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,573 EVERYTHING WAS NICE AND SMOOTH 437 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:56,774 AND I STILL HAD MONEY LEFT IN MY 438 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,008 POCKET. 439 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,077 I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF AS 440 00:12:59,078 --> 00:12:59,677 BEING RESIGNED, I SUPPOSE, TO 441 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:03,348 AGAIN, I JUST-- I CAN'T VOTE 442 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,682 FOR THE STATUS QUO. 443 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,751 AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY BETTER OFF 444 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,553 DURING DONALD TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY 445 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,287 THAN I AM TODAY. 446 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:13,091 n: YEAH, TO HEAR VOTERS 447 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,059 LOT OF THEM WENT WUMP.S WHY A 448 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,761 HE BASICALLY WOUND UP WINNING 449 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:17,962 WITH THE SAMEANTRA AS 450 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,098 BILL CLINTON DID IN 1992: "IT'S 451 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:24,235 THENOMY, STUPID! 452 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,137 ALSO, BY THE WAY, I HAPPEN TO BE 453 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:26,538 GOOD FRIENDS WITH 454 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,006 JEFFREY EPSTEIN." 455 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,409 AND LOOK, WHILE A LOT OF THOSEPG 456 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:31,976 TO VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY, THE 457 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:32,544 TRUTH IS, THERE WAS 458 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,412 UNDERSTANDABLE FRUSTRATION ABOUT 459 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,180 THE INFLATION THAT TOOK P 460 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,282 DURING BIDEN'S TERM. 461 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:37,882 AS WE DISCUSSED AT THE TIME IN 462 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:38,516 OUR EXCITING AND YOUTHFUL COMEDY 463 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,286 SHOW THAT EXPLAINED INFLATION 464 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,387 FOR 24 HUMAN MINUTES, THERE WERE 465 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,922 GLOBAL FACTORS BIT. 466 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,023 MANY U.S. ALLIES ALSO SAW BIG 467 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,926 PRICE INCREASES, IN PART BECAUSE 468 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,893 GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAINS SEIZED UP 469 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:49,494 DURING COVID. 470 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,828 THIS HAS LED T WAVE OF 471 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,597 "CHANGE" ELECTIONS,L OVER 472 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,766 THE WORLD, VOTERS HAVE THROWN 473 00:13:54,767 --> 00:14:00,838 TO HIGHEES.NT GOVERNMENTS, DUE 474 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,106 AND THE THING IS, 475 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:02,807 I GET NOT WANTING TO 476 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:03,441 VOTE FOR THE STATUS QUO. 477 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,642 AND TRUMP-- IN HIS CKED 478 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,077 UP WAY-- DID OFFER A CHANGE, 479 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,946 ESPECIALLY AS-- EVEN WHILE 480 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:08,646 HARRIS WAS BLANKETING SWING 481 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,881 STATES WITH ADS TALKING ABOUT 482 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,918 GRPRICES-- SHE WAS ALSOYING'S D 483 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:14,452 HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY THAN 484 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:14,652 BIDEN. 485 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:18,389 AND WHILE YOU COULD ARGUEDEN'S E 486 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,023 UP THE ECONOMY WERE ACTUALLY ONE 487 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,226 OF HIS MAJOR SUC, I DO GET 488 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,828 THAT WHEN ONE SIDE IS SAYING 489 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,396 "MILK IS EXPENSIVE" AND THE 490 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,564 OTHER IS SAYING "OKAY, YES, MILK 491 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:27,131 IS TOO EXPENSIVE, BUT WE'RE 492 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,833 WORKING ON IT, AND ALSO IT'S NOT 493 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:29,734 THAT EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU TAKE A 494 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,903 MACROECONOMIC VIEW OF AMERICA'S 495 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:32,770 RECOVERY IN CONTRAOTHER 496 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:33,371 WESTERN ECONOMIES, PLUS YOU'LL 497 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,706 GET USED TO IT," THAT'S NOT A 498 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,441 GREAT POSITION FOR AN INCUMBENT 499 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,109 TO BE IN, AND IT MAKES FOR 500 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:42,547 A PRETTY SHITTY LAWN SIGN, TOO. 501 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,616 THE IRONY HERE IS, THE U.S. 502 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,284 ECONOMY HAS DEFINITELY IMPROVED, 503 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,087 AND THE IMPACTS ARE NOW BEING 504 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,355 FELT. 505 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,823 "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL" EVEN 506 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:52,724 RAN THIS HEADLINEORE THE 507 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,992 ELECTION: 508 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,060 "THE NEXT PRESIDENT INHERITS A 509 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:56,494 REMARKABLE ECONOMY." 510 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,729 WHICH, I GIS YET A 511 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,296 THING TRUMP WILL NOW INHERIT 512 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:58,963 WITHOUT HAVING TO ACTUALLY WORK 513 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,932 FOR IT. 514 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:01,566 ALONG WITH MONEY AND, OF COURSE, 515 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,935 GOOD LOOKS. 516 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,938 AND LISTEN, YOU CAN POINT TO THE 517 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:07,472 ECONOMY AND STILL FIND IT 518 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,506 UNBELIEVABLE THAT TRUMP WAS 519 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:08,840 ELECTED. 520 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,609 BECAUSE WE JUST CHOSE A MAN WHO 521 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,111 OVERSAW A FIASCO OF A RESPONSE 522 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:13,878 TO THE PANDEMIC, FOMENTED AN 523 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:18,283 INSURRECTION, AND SINCE LEAVING 524 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:18,816 OFFICE HAS BEEN CONVICTED OF 525 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:19,951 34 COUNTS OF FALSIFYING BUSINESS 526 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:20,818 RECORDS, AND FOUND LIABLE FOR 527 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,620 DEFAMING AND SEXUALLY ABUSING A 528 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:22,820 WOMAN. 529 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:23,354 NOT JUST THAT. 530 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,990 HIS GN WAS AN AVALANCHE OF 531 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,825 LIES AND FEARMONGERING, WHEN IT 532 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,894 WASN'TOU CHAOS, 533 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,229 ESPECIALLY TOWARD THE END, WHEN 534 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,330 HE WAS MIMING A BLOW JOB ON A 535 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:37,302 MICROPHONE, DANCING ON STAGE FOE 536 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,237 SIZE OF ARALMER'SK, 537 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,472 AND GETTING COMPLETELY 538 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,574 DISTRACTED EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF 539 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:44,475 ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE RANTS 540 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,310 DEMONIZING MIGRANTS. 541 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,979 THESE ARE ROUGH, VICIOUS, 542 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,115 ROUGHER THAN ANYTHING YOU CANIMI 543 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,817 SAY IT ALL THE TIME, IF YOU 544 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:56,321 WA A MOVIE ON SOME OFTHESE PEOP. 545 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,122 IF YOU WANTED TO DO A MOVIE, 546 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,391 THERE'S NO AN HOLLYWOOD 547 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,560 THAT COULD PLAY THE ROLE. 548 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:03,728 THERE'S NOBODY THAT CAN 549 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,196 THESE ACTORS, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE 550 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,664 A LITTLE BIT SHAKY. 551 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:07,732 THEY CAN'T PLAY THE ROLE. 552 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,234 THEY'LL BRING IN A BIG ACTOR AND 553 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,036 YOU LOOK AND Y HE'S GOT NO 554 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,771 MUSCLE CONTENT, GOT NO MUSCLE, 555 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,840 WE N LITTLE MUSCLE. 556 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,542 THEN THEY BRING IN ANOTHER ONE. 557 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,744 BUT HE'S GOT A WEAK FACE, HE 558 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,013 LOOKS WEAK. 559 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,514 NO, THESE GUYS HAVE OLE 560 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:23,748 PACKAGE. 561 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,249 UNFORTUNATELY FOR OUR COUNTRY. 562 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:31,756 John: YEAH, AT ONE POINT, HIY 563 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:32,357 SEEMED TO BE THAT THEYO 564 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:32,623 CHISELED? 565 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:33,157 AND WHILE THERE'S A LOT OF 566 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:33,825 NOTABLE LINES IN THERE, MY 567 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,792 UNDERDOG FAVORITE IS "AND I SAY 568 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:35,193 IT ALL THE TIME." 569 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,895 DO YOU? 570 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,698 DO YOU SAY "WE NEED A LITTLE 571 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,233 MUSCLE," IN THAT VOICE, ALL THE 572 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,701 TIME? 573 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:44,335 I MEAN, MAYBE YOU DO, I 574 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,204 KNOW. 575 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,140 JESUS CHRIST, I CANNOT FUCKING 576 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,208 BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE 577 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,643 PRESIDENT AGAIN. 578 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:53,277 AND LOOK COMING TO SEE THE THING 579 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,112 THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN 580 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:58,850 SHOUTING AT YOUR SCREEN THESTI, 581 00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,217 IT'S NOT NEWS THAT 582 00:16:59,218 --> 00:16:59,951 TRUMP'S OVETE SUPREMACY 583 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,219 SOPPEAL TO MANY O 584 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:01,486 HIS VOTERS. 585 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,954 IT'S ALSO NOT NEWS THAT MANY OF 586 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,222 THEM LIKE TO HIDE THAT BY 587 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,191 CLAIMING ALL THEY'RE WOR 588 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:07,625 ABOUT IS THE ECONOMY. 589 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,259 BUT CLEARLY, FOR OTHERS,'S 590 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:08,926 A WILLFUL DENIAL GOING ON ABOUT 591 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:09,761 HIM. 592 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,928 BECAUSE TRUMP LIES SO 593 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,263 CONSTANTLY, PEOPLE HAVE ASE 594 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,499 YOU CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH 595 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,000 THINGS HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES, AND 596 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,302 CREA A OF HIM THAT 597 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,604 SUITS YOU. 598 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,304 AND THAT CAN BE THE CASE EVEN 599 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,573 WHEN HIS INTENTIONS ARE CLEAR. 600 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,042 THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION, ONE 601 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:25,610 REPORTER SPOKE WITH MIGRANTS 602 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:26,711 OUTSIDE I.C.E.'S FIELD OFFICE IN 603 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,311 ATLANTA, AND THE FIRST PERSON 604 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:30,181 SPOKE TO, A WOMAN FROM 605 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,582 NICARAGUA, SAID, "WE'RE FUCKED," 606 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,917 WHICT SURP. 607 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,552 WHAT IS SURPRISING IS THE 608 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,253 REPORTER THEN POSTED AN UPDATE, 609 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,988 SAYING, "SEVERAL OF THE MIGRANTS 610 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,823 I'VE BEEN SPEAKING WITH SAY THEY 611 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,857 WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR TRUMP 612 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:40,591 THEMSELVES. 613 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,460 THEY DON'T B TRUMP WILL 614 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,328 DEPORT THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE 615 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:44,929 HERE TO WORK AND ARE "NOT 616 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,565 CRIMINALS." 617 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,467 BECAUSE HE'S MADE IT PAINFULLY 618 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,802 CLEAR THAT HE ABSOLUTELY WANTS 619 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,438 TO DEPORT MIGRANTS FOR ANY 620 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,673 REASON THAT HE POSSIBLY CAN, 621 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:56,808 INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO 622 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,278 "UNREASONABLY SCULPTED ABS." 623 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,279 ANDMAYBE THOSE MIGRANTS 624 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,915 GHT. 625 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,884 I HOPE THEY ARE FOR EVERYONE'S 626 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,252 SAKE. 627 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:08,986 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, EWAY, 628 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,087 WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 629 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,656 WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR SECOND 630 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:11,923 QUESTION: 631 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,957 "WHAT COMES NEXT?" 632 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,358 BECAUSE AS WE SPEAK, TRUMP IS 633 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,159 ASSEMBLING HIS CABINET. 634 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:15,827 AND THE EARLY GLIMPSES INTO HIS 635 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,029 PROCESS HAVEN'T BEEN GREAT. 636 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,964 TRE ALREADY THOUSANDS 637 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,399 OF PEOPLE LINED UP FOR POTENTIAL 638 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:21,599 JOBS. 639 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,067 THE QUESTION IS WHO TRUMP PICKS 640 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,635 FOR THOSE POSITIONS. 641 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:25,870 AND RIGHT NOW, JUST TO OU 642 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,172 A SENSE OF HOW MUCH THE 643 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,107 JOCKEYING IS ALREADY UNDERWAY, 644 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,009 PALM BEACH IS TEEMING TONIGHT 645 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:32,610 WITH POTENTIAL TRUMP STAFFERS 646 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,277 WHO ARE HERE, WHO, A LOT OF THEM 647 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,813 WERE HERE NIGHT AT HIS 648 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,048 ELECTION NIGHT PARTY, EITHER AT 649 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:37,648 MAR-A-LAGO OR THE CONVENTION 650 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,317 CENTER, AND CHANGED OR DELAYED 651 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,955 THEIR TRAVEL PLANS AFTER LAST 652 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,388 NIGHT'S VICTORY, AND 653 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,490 DECIDED TO STICK AROUND BECAUSE 654 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,124 THAT'S HOWLY THEY BELIEVE 655 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,359 HE CAN MAKE THESE DECISIONS. 656 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,494 John: OKAY. 657 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,461 T, L STATE TIO 658 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,362 THAT CHART FUCKING SUCKS. 659 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,630 IT LOOKS LIKE A 660 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,264 CHOOSE-YOUR-FIGHTER SCREEN WHERE 661 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,233 LY THEY'RE FIGHTING 662 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:55,733 IS THE ARC OF THE MORAL 663 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,168 UNIVERSE. 664 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,203 IT LOOKS LIKE AN ADVENT CALENDAR 665 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,137 WHERE EVERLE OPENS UP TO A 666 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,939 TINY PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT. 667 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,774 IT LOOKS LIKE A GAME BOARD FOR 668 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:10,581 "GUESS WHO: OOPS, ALL ASSHOLES." 669 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,616 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 670 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,650 THERE'S A LOT THERE, BUT LET'S 671 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,484 START IN THE LOWER-RIGHT HAND 672 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,519 CORNER WITH THESE TWO GUYS 673 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,953 E PAL JOBS ARE LISTED 674 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:20,925 ASTION MARKS," LIKE CHART ITSELD 675 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:21,425 THEY'RE THERE. 676 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,159 AND HONESTLY, CHART? 677 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:22,994 SAME. 678 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,328 WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT 679 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,429 RFK-- ENEMY TO ALL ANIMALS, 680 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,699 FRIEND TO ALL MEASLES-- AND 681 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,734 TRUMP'S PLANS TO "LET HIM GO 682 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,936 ON MEDICINES." 683 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,104 YOU KNOW, REALLY GET IN THERE 684 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,040 X THINGS UP LWORM IN 685 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:36,807 A FRONTAL CORTEX. 686 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:37,775 BUT ELON MUSK IS ON THERE, TOO. 687 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,076 ONE IDEA D IN THE 688 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,945 CAMPAIGN'S CLOSING DAYS WAS THAT 689 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,014 HE'D BE APPOINTED TO CUT WASTE 690 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:43,681 OUT OF THE FEDERAL BUDGET. 691 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,448 HERE HE IS AT 692 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,516 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, HYPING 693 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,585 PLAN WITH THE CO-CHAIR O 694 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,020 TRUMP'S TRANSITION TEAM: 695 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,588 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE CAN 696 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:54,659 RIP OUT OF THIS WASTED 697 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,993 $6.5 TRILLION -BIDEN 698 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:56,961 BUDGET? 699 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,430 WELL, I THINK WE CAN-- WE 700 00:19:59,431 --> 00:19:59,997 CAN DO AT LEAST $2 TRILLION. 701 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,365 YEAH! 702 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:01,866 YES. 703 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,234 TRILLION! 704 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,336 YOUR MONEY IS BEING WASTED, 705 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,637 AND THE DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT 706 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,506 EFFICIS GOING TO FIX THAT. 707 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,975 John: OKAY. 708 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,343 PUE THAT HE'S DRESSED LIKE 709 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,744 THE LEAST INTIMIDATING BOUNCER 710 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,546 AT A STRIP CLUB. 711 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,148 THAT IS A CONCERNING AMOUNT TO 712 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:17,448 BE CUTTING. 713 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,617 AND IT'S LIKELY TO COME FROM 714 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,818 SLASHING GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS. 715 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,521 MUSK HAS SSEWHEREE HAVE TO REDUO 716 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:24,388 LIVE WITHIN OUR MEANS," AND 717 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,923 "THAT NECESSARILY INVOLVES SOME 718 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,858 TEMPORARY HARDSHIP." 719 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,560 AND SEEING A MAN WORTH 720 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:34,265 TO "ENDURE HARDSHIP" AND "LIVE 721 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,733 THEIR MEANS," FILLS ME 722 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,469 WITH A FEELING THAT, APPARENTLY, 723 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,437 I CANNOT SAY OUT LOUD FOR LEGAL 724 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,238 REASONS. 725 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,873 AND EVEN IF YOU THINK A PROMISE 726 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,142 TO CUT $2 TRILLION SOUNDS GOOD, 727 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,277 HERE'S FORMER TREASURY SECRETARY 728 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,979 LARRYMERSPOINTING OUT THE 729 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,013 OBSTACLES TO CUTTING A FULL 730 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,816 ONE-THIRD OF THEERGET. 731 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:52,416 RESPECTFULLHINK IT'S 732 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,651 IDIOTIC. 733 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,754 IT'S NOT A SERIOUS STATEMENT. 734 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,955 WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO CUT IT 735 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:00,591 OUT OF? 736 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,527 THEY THINK-- THESE PEOPLE THINT 737 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,129 HERE'S THE PROBLEM: ONLY 15% OF 738 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,665 THE FEDERAL BUDGET IS FOR 739 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:07,898 PAYROLL. 740 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,133 SO EVEN IF YOU TOOK ALL THE 741 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,769 EMPLOYEES, EVERY SINGLE PERSON 742 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,269 WOFOR THE FEDERAL 743 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,137 GOVERNMENT OUT, YOU COULDN'T 744 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:19,377 SAVE ANYTHING LIKE $2 TRILLION. 745 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:19,944 John: IT'S TRUE. 746 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,113 YOU COULD FIREVERYONE WHO 747 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,881 WOR THE GOVERNMENT AND 748 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:24,882 STILL NOT HIT THAT NUMBER. 749 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,550 ALSO, I WANT TO COMPLIMENT THE 750 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,585 PHRASE, "RESPECTFULLY, I THINK 751 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:28,619 IT'S IDIOTIC." 752 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,420 HE'S REALLY STRETCHING 753 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,122 "RESPECTFULLY" THERE TO BREAKING 754 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:31,322 POINT. 755 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,456 "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THAT'S A 756 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,424 DUMB IDEA FOR BABIES." 757 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:34,992 "WHILST MEANING NO OFFENSE, WHAT 758 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:35,826 DING-DONG DREAMT UP THIS 759 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,663 - AUCKFEST?" 760 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,731 AND LOOK, ULTIMATELY, I DON'T 761 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:41,666 SEE ELON GOING THROUGH THE 762 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,135 FEDERAL BUDGET LINE BY LINE, 763 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,236 BECAUSE HE'S JUST GOING TO GET 764 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,038 BORED AND GO BACK TO SOMHING 765 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,139 HIS SPEED, LIKE FINDING A 766 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,207 PLACE TO DO ANOTHER BIG-BOY 767 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:55,513 BUT THE SNNOT BE SAID FOR 768 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,681 SOME OF THE OTHER PEOPLE TRUMP'S 769 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,849 LOOKING AT. 770 00:21:58,850 --> 00:21:59,850 AMONG POTENTIAL ATTORNEY 771 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:00,484 GENERAL CANDIDATES IS TEXAS A.G. 772 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,085 KEN PAXTON, WHO'S BEEN UNDER 773 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:01,619 FEDERAL INVESTIGATION FOR 774 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,721 "ALL BRIBERY AND MISUSE OF 775 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,588 OFFICE," AND WHO GAVE A 776 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:07,825 SPEECH AT'S RALLY ONJANUARY 6 SI 777 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,359 QUIT FIGHTING." 778 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,095 AHEAD OF THE ELECTION, HE 779 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,931 NOTABLY DID NOT JOIN 51 OTHER 780 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:14,732 A.G.s IN SIGNING A LETTER 781 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:15,566 CONDEMNING VIOLENCE AND URGING A 782 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,001 PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER, 783 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,603 AND WHEN IT COMES TOTCOME. 784 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,571 QUALIFICATIONS FOR RUNNING THE 785 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,740 DOJ, I'D ARGUE THAT "HOR 786 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:24,008 ANOTHER INSURRECTION" SHOULD NOT 787 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:31,382 BE ONE OF THEM. 788 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:32,316 FOR THE CIA DIRECTOR, 789 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,250 KASH PATEL IS APPARENTLY AN 790 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,285 OPTION-- A MAN SO DEVOTED TO 791 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,720 TRUMP, HE EVEN HAS A SERIES OF 792 00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,589 CHILDREN'S BOOKS CALLED "THE 793 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:39,657 PLOT AGAINST THE KING," THE 794 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:40,725 FIRST OF WHICH TELLS THE STORY 795 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:43,627 OF A WIZARD NAMED KASH WHO SETSE 796 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:44,528 SINISTER MACHINATIONS OF 797 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,764 HILLARY QUEENTON. 798 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,532 ONE AMAZON REVIEW SAID, "10 799 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:48,733 STARS. 800 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,000 SUPER FAN BOOK. 801 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:53,037 I THINK I ENJORE THA 802 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:57,408 SEVEN AND NINE-YEA" AND I 803 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,209 AM PE THAT IS ACTUALLY 804 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:58,709 TRUE. 805 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,310 PATEL WAS ACTUALLY IN TRUMP'S 806 00:22:59,311 --> 00:22:59,977 FIRST ADMINISTRATION, WORKING IN 807 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:00,978 A NUMBER OF POSITIONS WHILE 808 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,413 HAVING AN OFFICIAL GOVTPHOTO WHE 809 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,348 SOMEONE WHO JUST REALIZED HE 810 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:05,449 ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED A DICK PIC 811 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:09,053 TO HIS MOM. 812 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,822 "OH, GOD, SHE GAVE IT A 813 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:12,757 THUMBS-UP. 814 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:17,194 I THINK THAT'S WORSE. 815 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:17,928 I THINK THE THUMBS UP MAKES IT 816 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,063 WORSE." 817 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:19,697 BUT THERE ARE SERIOUS QUESTIONS 818 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:20,765 OVER PATEL'S QUALIFICATIONS 819 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:21,732 FRANKLY SAYS SOMETHING THAT, 820 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,567 TRUMP'S FIRST TERM, WHEN 821 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,337 HE FLOATED MAKING PATEL DEPUTYFR 822 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:27,037 APPARENTLY SAID, "OVER MY DEAD 823 00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:28,672 BODY." 824 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,608 WELL, BILL BARR ISN'T THERE TO 825 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,777 STOPANYMORE,F 826 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,078 GETS IN AT THE CIA, HE'S TOLD 827 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,613 STEVE BANNON, HE'S GOT SOME 828 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:39,350 SERIANS. WE WILL GO OUT AND FINE 829 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,051 NSPIRATORS, NOT JUST IN 830 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:41,652 MENT, BUT IN THA. 831 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,554 YES, WE'RE GOING TO COME AFTER 832 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,090 THE PEOPLEN THE MEDIA WHO LIED 833 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,625 ABOUT AMERICAN CITIZENS, WHO 834 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:48,659 HELPED JOE BIDEN RIG 835 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,160 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS. 836 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,361 WE'RE GOING TO COME AFTER YOU, 837 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:50,928 WHETHER IT'S CRIMINALLY OR 838 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,129 LLY, WE'LL FIGURE THAT 839 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:52,730 BUT, YEAH, WE'RE PUTTING YOU ALL 840 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:53,197 ON NOTICE. 841 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,098 John: WELL, I DON'T LOVE THE 842 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,300 SOUND OF THAT. 843 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:57,067 FROM THREA T AFTER 844 00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,870 THE MEDIA, TO THE HOODIE HE'S 845 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,006 WEARING THERE-- FROM HIS OWN 846 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,808 MERCHANDISE LINE, BY THE WAY, 847 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:07,077 BE THIS PUNISHER SKULL WITH 848 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:07,378 TRUMP HAIR. 849 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,312 WHICH, FIRST... 850 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,314 VERY, VERY COOL. 851 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,716 AND SECOND, ALL I REALLY SEE ON 852 00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:13,584 THAT SKULL IS A SWOOPING 853 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,386 PIXIE CUT, SO TO BE HONEST, IT 854 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,153 COULD JUST AS EASILY BE 855 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,556 ETON DIANNE WIEST. 856 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,591 AND ST GONNA CHOOSE TO 857 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:21,225 BELIEVE HE'S WEARINGOKY 858 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,027 DIANNE WIEST HOODIE. 859 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,929 BUT THAT IST SCRATCHING THE 860 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,197 SURFACE OF THE DEEP BENCH OF 861 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,164 IDIOTS, FREAKS, AND WANNABE 862 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,066 TOUGH GUYS EAGER TO GET INTO 863 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,067 THE WHITE HOUSE AND START 864 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:33,470 IN JANUARY, THINGS COULD GET 865 00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:35,840 VE BRY FAST. 866 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:36,640 WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR LAST 867 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,342 QUESTION, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 868 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,644 WELL, THAT REALLY DEPE WHO 869 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,445 "WE" IS. 870 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:44,515 FIRST, WAY TO STE LANDING,UY - 871 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,117 BUD! 872 00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,420 BUT THERE ARE THINGS BIDEN COULD 873 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,021 DOORE LEAVINCE. 874 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,556 HE COULD GRANT, OR EXTEND, 875 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,390 TEMPORARY PROTECTED STATUS TO 876 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,192 SOME IMMIGRANTS CURRENTLY IN THE 877 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:55,759 U.S., TO PROTECT THEM FROM 878 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,393 DEPORTATION. 879 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:57,494 ALSO, HE AND THE SENATE COULD 880 00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:00,631 FILL THE NINE OPEN INSPECTOR 881 00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:01,131 GENERAL POSITIONS AT KEY 882 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:02,967 AGENCIES LIKNSA, IRS, AND 883 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,635 TREA- WHICH FEELS VERY 884 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,437 IMPORTANT, BECAUSE OVERSIGHT IS 885 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,606 CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE A 886 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:09,506 PRIORITY FOR TRUMP. 887 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:10,374 HE COULD ALSO COMMUTE 888 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,575 SENTENCES OF FEDERAL PRISONERS 889 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:12,910 ON DEATH ROW TO LIFE IN PRISON 890 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:14,912 SO TRUMP CEPEAT HIS 891 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:16,447 AGONIZING EXECUTION SPREE OF HIS 892 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:17,448 FIRST TERM. 893 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:18,482 NOW AS FOR THE SENATE, IT COULD 894 00:25:18,483 --> 00:25:20,985 PASS THE PRESS ACT, A FEDERAL 895 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:21,619 SHIELD LAW THAT ALREADY PASSED 896 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:22,686 THE HOUSE UNANIMOUSLY. 897 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,922 IT WOULD PROTECT THE 898 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:25,556 CONFIDENTIALITY OF JOURNALISTS' 899 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:26,857 SOURCE PERSONAL DEVICES 900 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,959 FROM FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT. 901 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,427 AND WHILE I AMITELY NOT A 902 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,096 JOURNALIST, THERE ARE MANY GREAT 903 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,464 ONES WHO WORK HERE, AND THE ONLY 904 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:34,698 TIME ANYONE SHOULD BE INVADING 905 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,834 THEIR PHONE IS WHEN I TEXT THEM 906 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,369 RESEARCH REQUESTS LIKE, 907 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,337 "HAVE TWO PRESIDENTS EVER 908 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,906 KISSED?" OR "IF I DIE ON THE 909 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,974 SHOW, DO I DIE IN REAL LIFE?" OR 910 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:45,309 "DID TUCKER CARLSON'S MOM REALLY 911 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,679 ONLY LEAVE HIM $2 IN HL?" 912 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,048 BY THE WAY, ARE RESPECTIVELY: 913 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,617 TWICE, UNCLEAR, AND NO, SHE ON 914 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:55,986 HIM $1, AND IT EXPLAINS AN 915 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,989 AWFUL LOT. 916 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,758 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 917 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:01,859 AND FINALLY, THE SENATE COULD-- 918 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,427 AND ABSOLUTELY SHOULD-- CONFIRM 919 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,262 BIDEN'S REMAINING JLPOINTMENTS. 920 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:07,731 THERE IS A LOT OF IMPORTANT 921 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,034 STUF THEM ST DO,MAT INFURIATINGD 922 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,769 NEWS STORIES SAYING THINGS LIKE, 923 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,137 "AFTER THEIR LOSSES, SOME 924 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:14,838 DEMOCRATIC SENATORS MIGHT WANT 925 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,907 TO WRAP UP REMAINING BUSINESS 926 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,610 QUICKLY AND MOVE ON FROM 927 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:20,444 WASHINGTON AS THE HOLIDAYS 928 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:21,111 APPROACH," PRESENTING ATTENDANCE 929 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,781 PROBLEMS FOR VOTES. 930 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,049 WHICH IS SO MADDENING TO ME! 931 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,350 THESE LAST WEEKS COUNT. 932 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,251 YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK OFF EARLY 933 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,253 BECAU LOST. 934 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,056 I BELIEVE KIMBERLY KARDASHIAN 935 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:32,589 MIGHT HAVE SAID IT BEST: 936 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:33,190 YCKING ASS UP AND 937 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,391 WORK. 938 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:37,261 John: YES, YES, KIM. 939 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,529 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 940 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:39,430 GET YOUR FUCKING ASSAND 941 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:46,170 WORK.T THE THING IS, EVEN EN 942 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:48,005 AND SEN ASE 943 00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:49,039 THINGS, IT WON'T STOP THE FACT 944 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,874 THAT ON JANUARY 20TH, TRUMP IS 945 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:51,508 GETTING SWORN BACK INTO OFFICE. 946 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,344 AND THAT IS VERY DEPRESSING. 947 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,679 SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO 948 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,414 NEXT? 949 00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,148 WELL, FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, 950 00:26:58,149 --> 00:27:02,519 I'D SAY, "WHATEVER YOU WANT." 951 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,021 I AM NOT GO JUDGE YOU FOR 952 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:04,621 HOW YOU GET THROUGH THE NEXT 953 00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:05,089 WEEK, FOR TWO REASONS: 954 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:05,689 ONE, I'M NOT GOING TO SEE IT. 955 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:08,525 I AM IN THE TV. 956 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:09,259 THIS IS FAR AWAY FROM WHERE YOU 957 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:12,096 AND TWO, BECAUSE THERE IS NO 958 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:14,264 RIGHT REACTION RIGHT NOW. 959 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,733 LOTS OF US ARE GRIEVING-- AND 960 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:17,368 GRIEF HAS STAGES, WHICH TAKE 961 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,869 DIT AMOUNTS OF 962 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:19,236 DIFFERENT . 963 00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:19,970 THE STAGE I'M CURRENTLY LOCKED 964 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:23,173 IN IS 965 00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:24,641 I AM MAD FOR TRANS PEOPLE WHO 966 00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:25,476 ARE BEING THREATENED. 967 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,577 I'M DISGUSTED AT THE PROSPECT OF 968 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:27,011 MASS DEPORTA 969 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:27,911 I'M FURIOU BIDEN FOR NOT 970 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:29,146 DROPPING OUT EARLIER, AND THAT 971 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,447 THE EGOS AND INACTION 972 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,150 TWO MEN OLDER THAN CREDIT CARDS 973 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,318 THEMSELVES HAVE LED US TO THIS 974 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,552 POINT. 975 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:36,620 I'M MAD THAT WOMEN HAVE TO HEAR 976 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,288 "YOUR BODY, MYICE" FROM 977 00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:39,356 RIGHT-WING DIPSHITS. 978 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,824 I'M MAD THAT ELON MUSK IS 979 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:41,325 APPARENTLY SITTING IN ON 980 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,192 MEETINGS WITH THE PRESIDENT OF 981 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:42,559 UKRAINE. 982 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,030 I'M MAD ABOUT THE MYRIAD OF 983 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:46,797 DAMAGE TRUMP WILL DO THAT CAN'T 984 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:47,798 EASILY BE UNDONE-- LIKE SETTING 985 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:48,799 BACK EFFORTS TO FIGHT 986 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,501 CLIMATE CHANGE AND APPOINTING 987 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,068 MORE SUPREME JS. 988 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:52,970 AND I'M MAD AT THE PROSPECT OF 989 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,371 FOUR MORE YEARS OF PEOPLE 990 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:55,873 SAYING, "SO IS YOUR JOB, LIKE, 991 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:59,676 SO MUCH EASIERASPRESIDENT?", IT! 992 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,045 IT F ISN'T! 993 00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,714 FUCK YOU SO MUCH! 994 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:07,551 OU! 995 00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:14,458 FUCK YOU! 996 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,360 SO WHETHER YOU ARE ANGRY RIGHT 997 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,362 OR DESPAIRING, OR GOOGLING 998 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,564 "NEW COUNTRY, NO FASCISTS, HOW 999 00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:21,632 MOVE?" 1000 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,434 DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 1001 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,868 NEAREST BODY OF WAE 1002 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:26,737 SCREAM INTO A WELL. 1003 00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:28,272 PUNCH A TREE. 1004 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,506 CURL UP INALL AND WATCH 1005 00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:31,775 "THE PRINCESIES" ALL THE 1006 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:32,409 WAY THROUGH AND THEN AT THE END 1007 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:33,143 WHEN "MIRACLES HAPPEN" STARTS 1008 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:36,346 FUCKING DON'T!K, "NO, TH 1009 00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,247 DON'T LIE TO ME! 1010 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:40,684 PEOPLE CAN BE SHITS!" 1011 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:43,287 BUT TRY NOT TO COMPLETELY 1012 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:44,855 RARSELF IN DESPAIR. 1013 00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:45,923 AND I KNOW THAT IS HARD. 1014 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:48,459 RIGHT NOW, ON THE HOPE METER, 1015 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,660 MOST OF US ARE PROBABLY PRETTY 1016 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,895 CLOSE TO THE BOTTOM. 1017 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,865 BUT WE JUST CAN'T AFFORD THAT. 1018 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,834 YOU CAN'T DRINK BLEACH, EVEN AND 1019 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:57,801 ESPECIALLY IF THIS GUY TELLS YOU 1020 00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,837 TO DO IT AGAIN. 1021 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:04,007 DESPAIR DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING.IS 1022 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,576 WORSE. 1023 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,145 AND I'M NOT TRYING TO PUSH YOU 1024 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:09,113 INTO FALSE HOPE HERE, EITHER. 1025 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:12,850 IF YOUR HOPE METER IS UP HERE, 1026 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:13,350 WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y 1027 00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:13,817 ARE YOU A FUCKING CHILD? 1028 00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:15,819 THIN ARE VERY BAD! 1029 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,721 SO I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU, 1030 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:20,157 "EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY," 1031 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,425 BECAUSE FRANKLY,ISN'T. 1032 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,560 IT WASN'T LAE, AND IT 1033 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:23,961 WON'T BE NOW. 1034 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,162 HERE IS WHAT I GUESS I'M TRYING 1035 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:25,796 TO SAY: 1036 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:26,930 JUST A WEEK AGO, WE MENTIONED 1037 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,433 ELECTIONS ARE REALLY JUST ABOUT 1038 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,002 CHOOSING WHO T, AND WHERE 1039 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:32,703 YOU'RE PUSHING THEM FROM. 1040 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,638 WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, WE NOW 1041 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:37,341 KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 1042 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:39,009 PUSH MUCH HARDER, AND FROM 1043 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:39,710 FURTHER AWAY THAN WHERE WE JUST 1044 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:40,944 WERE. 1045 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,981 WHICH IS AN EXHAUSTING THOUGHT. 1046 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:45,382 BUT I THINK A LOT OF TIMES, 1047 00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:46,283 MOVEMENTS BURN OUT BY FOCUSING 1048 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,919 EXCLUSIVELY ON HOW FAR WE HAVE 1049 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,520 TO GO, WITHOUT CELEBRATING THE 1050 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,220 SMALL VICTORIES THAT HAPPEN 1051 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:52,356 ALONG THE WAY. 1052 00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:54,625 FOR INSTANCE, EVEN AMID THE 1053 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,926 G.O.P.'SSIVE AANS AD 1054 00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,227 CAMPAIGN, SDAY, DELAWARE 1055 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:58,462 ELECTED THE COUNTRY'S FIRST 1056 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,933 OPENLY TRANS MEMBER OF CO, 1057 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:05,702 AND AROUND THE COUNTRY-- 1058 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:06,837 ERAPPLAUSE] 1059 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:07,704 STANS AND OTHERWISE 1060 00:30:07,705 --> 00:30:09,273 GENDER-EXPANSIVE CANDIDATES WON 1061 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,174 RACES, IN PLACES LNTANA, 1062 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,642 WAII, AND KENTUCKY, WHERE 1063 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,210 EMMA CURTIS WAS ELECTED TO THE 1064 00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,478 LEXINGTON CITY COUNCIL. 1065 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,647 AND THAT IS A BIG DEAL 1066 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:17,414 CURTIS IS HOPING THIS RESULT 1067 00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:18,148 WILL SET AN EXAMPLE FOR OTHERS 1068 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,816 IN THE SAME BOAT. 1069 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:23,820 IF IOULD SAY ANYTHINYYOUNGERE 1070 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:25,055 SAME THING THAT I WOULD SAY TO 1071 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:27,157 ANY TRANS KID WHO'S WATCHING 1072 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,059 THIS NOW, WHICH IS THAT YOU CAN 1073 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,795 SUCCEED B OF WHO YOU ARE, 1074 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,832 POLITICIANS TE YOU YOU HAVE TO 1075 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:36,700 BE. 1076 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,535 AND YOU'VE GOT A FUTURE. 1077 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:39,570 THIS CITY, IT BELONGS TO YOU, 1078 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:40,404 TOO. 1079 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:45,442 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] T DOES! 1080 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:49,379 IT IS A POWERFUL THING TO HAVE 1081 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,747 GROUP SAYING, "I DON'T THINK 1082 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:52,049 YOU SHOULD EXIST" AND TO BE ABLE 1083 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,083 TO RESPOH "I'M LITERALLY 1084 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:55,252 AN ELECTED OFFICIAL." 1085 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,587 HER BEING ELECTED IS NOW MY 1086 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:59,656 FAVORITE FACTBOUT LEXINGTON, 1087 00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:00,857 JUST AF THAT IRISM 1088 00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:02,960 WEBSITE CONFIDENTLY PROCLAIMS IT 1089 00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:03,493 "THE HAPITAL OF THE 1090 00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:05,762 WORLD." 1091 00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:07,631 THE URL FOR THAT, BY THE WAY, IS 1092 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:11,401 VisitLex.com/ThingsToDo/Horses. 1093 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:12,035 AND LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY, 1094 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:15,539 "DON'T MIND IF I DO." 1095 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,107 AND THAT IS NOT ALL. 1096 00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:20,444 SEVEN STATES VOTED TO EITHER 1097 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,012 OVERTURN ABORTION BANS OR ADD 1098 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,014 PROTECTIONS TO THEIR STATE 1099 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:24,615 CONSTITUTIONS. 1100 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:28,285 BECAUSE IT FELL JUST SHORT OFOOL 1101 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:34,491 THE 60% THAT IT NEEDED TO PASS.E 1102 00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,260 57% BE THE LOSING SIDE OF THAT 1103 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:37,294 VOTE. 1104 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:38,996 AND THE ABORTION MEASURES THAT 1105 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:39,630 DID GET PASSED DID SO THANKS TO 1106 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,632 RELENTLESS ORGANIZING AT THE 1107 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:42,366 STATE LEVEL, FROM ACTIVISTS LIKE 1108 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:44,334 THIS WOMAN IN ARIZONA: 1109 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:47,170 THIS IS THE BEST AND ONLY WAY 1110 00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:48,972 TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR STATE 1111 00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:51,308 PRESERVES ABORTION ACCESS. 1112 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,610 CHRIS LOVE HE CTHEASURE AND E 1113 00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:54,478 BALLOT. 1114 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,414 SUPPORTBOTH PARTIES NOWNG 1115 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,649 PUTS RIGHTS BACK IN THE HANDS OF 1116 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,151 THIS IS A RESOUNDING VICTORY 1117 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:02,052 FOR THE PEOPLE OF ARIZONA, 1118 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,020 ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WHO CAN 1119 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:07,591 PROVIDE ABORTION CARE.DERS W 1120 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,725 THEY CAN REST EASIER NOW KNOWING 1121 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:12,062 n: THAT IS GASSED PROP 139 1122 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:14,431 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1123 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,967 ALTHOUGH, I WOULD EMPHASIZE THAT 1124 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,837 SHE SAID REST "EASIER" THERE,NO" 1125 00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,039 UNFORTUNATELY, AS WE KNOW, THERE 1126 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,006 IS NO RESTING EASY DURING A 1127 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:23,874 TRUMP PRESIDENCY. 1128 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:24,508 ANYTHING CAN H AND N 1129 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,910 A GOOD WAY. 1130 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:29,146 AND I KNOW THAT FOCUSING ON THE 1131 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:31,415 GOOD NEWS EEK FEELS LIKE 1132 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,115 FINDING $20N YOUR POCKET IN 1133 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,952 THE MIDDLE OF A BEAR ATTACK. 1134 00:32:35,953 --> 00:32:37,020 BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO TAKE YOUR 1135 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:38,388 SILVER LININGS WHERE YOU CAN 1136 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:42,592 FIND THEM. 1137 00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:43,960 ANDALSO WOTING, 1138 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,128 ARIZONA WENT TO TRUMP-- AS, 1139 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:45,929 INTERESTINGLY, DID OVER HALF THE 1140 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:47,564 STATES THAT VOTED TO PROTECT 1141 00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:48,899 ABORTION. 1142 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,068 IN FACT, MISSOURI VOTED NOT ONLY 1143 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:52,135 OVERTURNED ITS ABORTION BAN, 1144 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,271 BUT ALSO TO INCREASE MINIMUM 1145 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,073 WAGE AND REQUIRE SICK LEAVE, 1146 00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:59,443 WHILEEELECTING BOTH TND 1147 00:32:59,444 --> 00:32:59,910 JOSH HAWLEY, SUGGESTING 1148 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:00,911 DEMOCRATIC POLICIES ARE STILL 1149 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:01,745 PO EVEN IN A YEAR WHEN 1150 00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,881 THEIR CAE WASN'T. 1151 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:07,584 LOOK, FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS, WE 1152 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:08,952 ARE NOT GOING TO SEE MUCH IN THE 1153 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,454 WAY OF GAINS AT THE FEDERAL 1154 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:10,987 LEVEL, AT ALL. 1155 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,989 AT THE LOCAL LEVEL, THESE 1156 00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:16,026 POLICIES ARE CLEARLY RESONATING. 1157 00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:17,160 TICAL ORGANIZATION, AT THE 1158 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,762 GRASSROOTS, IS WORKING. 1159 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,397 AND WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE GROUPS 1160 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:21,932 WORKING TIRELESSLY TO HELP THE 1161 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,400 PEOP CAUUMP 1162 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:23,934 THREATENS THE MOST. 1163 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,102 WE ACTUALLY SPOKE TO A BUNCH OF 1164 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,536 THEM THIS WEEK, AND OLL 1165 00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:27,604 POSITIVE THING THEY TOLD U 1166 00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:28,739 THEY ACTUALLY GOT A HEAD START 1167 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,641 ON PLANNING FO 1168 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:32,175 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE 1169 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,343 PROJECT 2025 ESSENTIALLY GAVE 1170 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,946 THEM A 900RO FOR 1171 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:36,913 WHAT THEY NEED TO BE READY TO 1172 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:38,115 STRATEGIZE AGAINST. 1173 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,783 WHICH IS SOMETHING. 1174 00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,419 BUT THEY'RE ALSO GOING TO NEED 1175 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,621 HELP. 1176 00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:45,322 AND YOU KNOW, FRED ROGERS 1177 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,257 FAMOUSLY TOL US, IN TIMES OF 1178 00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:48,825 EMERGENCY AND DESPAIR, TO "LOOK 1179 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:49,226 FOR THE HELPERS." 1180 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:49,926 IT'S REAOD ADVICE, BUT I 1181 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:50,961 WILL NOTE: IT IS ADVICE FOR 1182 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,497 CHILDREN. 1183 00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:56,733 AND IF YOU'RE A CHILD WATCHING 1184 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:57,300 ME RIGHT NOW-- FIRST, YOU 1185 00:33:57,301 --> 00:33:59,603 EITHER HAVE TERRIBLE OR 1186 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,838 AS PARENTS, BUT SECOND, 1187 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:02,839 THIS NEXT PART ISN'T ACTUALLY 1188 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,473 FOR YOU, SO JUST FUCK OFF FOR A 1189 00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:08,178 WILL YOU? 1190 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:10,614 IF YOU'RE AN ADULT IN THE COMING 1191 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:14,050 AND THAT HELP CAN TAKE MANY. 1192 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,719 FORMS, AND THERE ARE PEOPLE 1193 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,686 ALREADY DOING IT. 1194 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:17,988 YOU CAN USE THE NATIONAL NETWORK 1195 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,055 OF ABORTION FUNDS TO FIND WAYS 1196 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,391 TO SUPPORT PEOPLE. 1197 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,493 YOU CAN SUPRANS AND OTHER 1198 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,928 LGBTQ PEOPLE BY DONATING TIME OR 1199 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:25,896 MONEY TO CENTERS AND 1200 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,930 ORGANIZATIONS IN YOUR AREA. 1201 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:28,598 AND IF YOU WANT TO HELP 1202 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:29,499 MIGRANTS, THERE'LL BE GROUPS 1203 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,002 WHERE YOU LIVE ALREADY PROVIDING 1204 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:32,969 EVERYTHING FROM LEGAL SERVICES 1205 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:33,637 TO DONATED SUPPLIES. 1206 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:37,140 IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THEM, YOU 1207 00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:37,774 CAN LITERALLY JOGLE, "HOW 1208 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:38,708 TO HELP MIGRANTS IN..." AND ADD 1209 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:39,843 THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE. 1210 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,378 AND REM YOU CAN ORGANIZE 1211 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:41,978 POLITICALLY ATHE ISSUES 1212 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:42,579 YOU BOUT-- AT WORK, AT 1213 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,147 SCHOOL, AND IN YOUR COMMUNITY-- 1214 00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:44,981 TO ELECT A MORE RESPONSIVE 1215 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:47,584 GOVERNMENT. 1216 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,453 IF I MAY QUOTE LEXINGTON'S 1217 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:51,354 NEWEST COUNCIL MEMBER, "YOUR 1218 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:53,490 {\an8}CITYELONGS TO YOU, TOO." 1219 00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:56,927 THAT IS ALL REALLY IMPORT 1220 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:57,494 WORK TO BE DOING OVER THE NEXT 1221 00:34:57,495 --> 00:34:59,529 FEW YEARS AND BEYOND. 1222 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,096 AND LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO DO 1223 00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:01,698 AND I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T 1224 00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:03,600 EITHER. 1225 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:07,170 YOU MIGHT WELL BE EXHAUSTED, 1226 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,072 CONFUSED, SCARED, AND RUNNING ON 1227 00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:09,573 FUCKING FUMES RIGHT NOW. 1228 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:12,642 WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABL 1229 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:15,712 BUTOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED JUST 1230 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:16,646 HOW FAR YOU CAN STILL GET EVEN 1231 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:19,316 ON FUMES. 1232 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:20,250 AND DON' TAKE THAT FROM 1233 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:20,417 ME. 1234 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:24,654 TAKE IT FROM ONE OF THE WORLDS 1235 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:25,856 GREATEST EVER SINGERS, BEING 1236 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,425 COVERED BY A DIFFERENT SINGER. 1237 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:29,626 ♪ IF I FAIL ♪ 1238 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,595 ♪ IF I SUCCEED ♪ 1239 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:32,128 ♪ AT LEAST I'LL LIVE AS I 1240 00:35:32,129 --> 00:35:32,395 BELIEVE ♪ 1241 00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,598 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT 1242 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:35,465 ME ♪ 1243 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:36,032 ♪ THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY 1244 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:37,067 DIGNITY ♪ 1245 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:39,336 ♪ NO! ♪ 1246 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:40,570 John: THANKS, KATY. 1247 00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:41,571 I CO HAVE SUNG IT BETTER 1248 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,740 MYSELF. 1249 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,308 THAT IS OUR SHOW. 1250 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,409 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, 1251 00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:47,077 WE WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. 1252 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:47,911 AND WEE YOU THEN. 1253 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,447 GOOD NIGHT! 1254 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:50,914 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1255 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:51,114 ♪ ♪ 1256 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,483 OH, NO! 1257 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,987 I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKINGTUR! 1258 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:57,387 I'M NOT LEAVING! 1259 00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,556 YOU LEAVE! 1260 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:07,364 I'M STAYG! 1261 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:07,797 ERS AND APPLAUSE] 1262 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:08,866 ♪ ♪