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>> John: WELCOME, WELCOME,

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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"

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I'M JOHN OLIVER.

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THANKS SO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

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IT'S BEEN A BUSY WEEK.

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PROTESTS CONTINUED IN FRANCE AND

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INDIA, THE USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN

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FINALLY RETURNED HOME, AND A NEW

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SCANDAL HIT THE TRUMP

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ADMINISTRATION-- AND EVEN BY

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THEIR STANDARDS, IT'S A PRETTY

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TACKY ONE.

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>> A MAJOR TRUMP DONOR IS

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ACCUSING KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE OF

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BEGGING HIM TO PLAY HER AMERICAN

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EXPRESS BILL.

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ERIC DETERS, WHO ONCE RAN FOR

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GOVERNOR OF KENTUCKY, SAYS

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DONALD TRUMP JR'S FORMER FIANCE

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BEGGED HIM TO PAY OFF HER

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$100,000 BILL, JUST SIX DAYS

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BEFORE SHE WAS CONFIRMED AS THE

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NEW U.S.

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AMBASSADOR TO GREECE.

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"IT WON'T SHOW UP ANYWHERE IF

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YOU WIRE MONEY TO AMERICAN

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EXPRESS," SHE WROTE HIM ON THE

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SIGNAL MESSAGING APP.

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"PLEASE, HONEY, PLEASE," SHE

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BEGGED IN ANOTHER MESSAGE.

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"I NEED YOU TO GET THIS DONE FOR

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ME TODAY."

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>> John: OK, FIRST, THAT TEXT IS

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SOMETHING.

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"HONEY, PLEASE SEND $100,000 TO

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MY CREDIT CARD.

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AND SWEETIE, DON'T GO ON THE

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NEWS LATER TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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AND PUNKIN, PLEASE ALSO SEND

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100 GRAND TO SEPHORA.

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I NEED A NEW VAT OF CHARCOAL

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EYELINER.

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MY STYLE ICON IS A RACCOON.

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PRAYER HANDS."

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BUT LET'S BACK UP FOR A SECOND.

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KIMBERLEY GUILFOYLE IS THE

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CURRENT AMBASSADOR TO GREECE.

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AND IT WAS ALWAYS AN ODD JOB FOR

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HER TO GET, GIVEN SHE'S PROBABLY

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BEST KNOWN FOR THIS MOMENT AT

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THE 2020 RNC:

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>> THE BEST!

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IS YET!

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TO COME!

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>> John: YEAH, THAT'S JUST TOO

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OUTDOOR VOICE, COCAINE EYES, AND

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EVITA ARMS?

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TONE IT DOWN.

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SHE'S ONE STEP AWAY FROM

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ANYWAY, GUILFOYLE'S BEEN ACCUSED

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OF USING HER POLITICAL INFLUENCE

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TO MAKE MONEY FROM ERIC DETERS,

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AN EX-LAWYER, RADIO HOST, AND

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FORMER CO-OWNER OF THE "SNAPPY

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TOMATO" PIZZA CHAIN.

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HE APPARENTLY WANTED A NUMBER OF

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FAVORS FROM GUILFOYLE, INCLUDING

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WHICH WAS QUESTIONING A

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DEDUCTION HE'D MADE A FEW YEARS

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AGO, AND HAVING THE GOVERNMENT

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HELP OUT IN A MALPRACTICE CASE

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AGAINST A DOCTOR WHO'D FLED THE

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AND DETERS SAYS HE'S COMING OUT

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NOW BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT

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LAST ONE-- OR, INDEED, ANY OF

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THE THINGS HE ASKED OF

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GUILFOYLE, SOME OF WHICH ARE

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>> I SAID, "WAIT A MINUTE,

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YOU'VE NOT DONE ANYTHING THAT

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YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME ON, TUCKER.

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YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME ON A FOX

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INTERVIEW.

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YOU HAVEN'T DONE SQUAT.

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YOU DIDN'T GET KID ROCK THE SONG

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>> John: HOLD ON.

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"YOU DIDN'T GET KID ROCK THE

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SONG I WROTE."

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DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD A SONG HAS

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TO BE FOR IT TO BE NOT GOOD

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ENOUGH FOR KID ROCK?

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THE GUY WHO WROTE A SONG,

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FEATURED IN THE CHILDREN'S MOVIE

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"OSMOSIS JONES," IN WHICH HE

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SANG "YOUNG LADIES, YOUNG

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LADIES, I LIKE 'EM UNDERAGE,

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HE PERFORMED THAT SONG IN A

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KIDs' MOVIE!

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YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOU HAVE

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THE CREEPIEST SONG ON AN ALBUM

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THAT ALSO FEATURES R KELLY.

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ANYWAY, BASED ON THOSE

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MESSAGES, GUILFOYLE SEEMED

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WORRIED ABOUT ALL THIS BECOMING

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PUBLIC, AS SHE WARNED DETERS

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REPEATEDLY NOT TO COMMIT TALK OF

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SAYING, "ERIC, I REALLY WISH YOU

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WOULD STOP PAPERING ALL THESE

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THINGS, IT'S REALLY DANGEROUS

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WHILE YOU COULD SIMPLY JUST CALL

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ME ON SIGNAL."

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AND WHEN HE STILL DIDN'T TAKE

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"WHAT A NIGHTMARE YOU'LL

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AMBASSADORSHIP STOP WRITING."

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NOW, GUILFOYLE'S LAWYER HAS

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DISPUTED THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE

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MESSAGES, WITHOUT GIVING

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SPECIFICS.

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BUT IT'S JUST THE LATEST CONCERN

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ABOUT HER APPOINTMENT AS

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THINGS, HER BRINGING A

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REGISTERED LOBBYIST TO MEETINGS

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WITH FOREIGN OFFICIALS.

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AND SHE HASN'T EVEN BEEN GOOD AT

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THE EASIEST PART OF HER JOB--

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ESSENTIALLY JUST DOING P.R.

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FOR AMERICA OVERSEAS.

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IN FACT, WATCH THIS VIDEO HER

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EMBASSY PUT OUT, FEATURING A

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JULY EVENT, MEANT TO FIRE UP THE

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ASSEMBLED CROWD.

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>> AS PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID, THIS

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ANNIVERSARY IS A TIME TO BE

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PROUD OF OUR PAST.

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BUT IT IS ALSO A TIME TO LIFT

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OUR SIGHTS, EXPAND OUR

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AMBITIONS, AND RAISE OUR

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EXPECTATIONS OF WHAT AMERICA CAN

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WE WILL LEAVE OUR CHILDREN

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NOTHING LESS THAN THE RICHEST

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INHERITANCE, MOST ADVANCED

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CIVILIZATION, AND HIGHEST

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>> John: WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

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DID THE TELEPROMPTER JUST SAY

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"DO THIS PART LIKE YOU'RE A

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DISNEY ANIMATRONIC WHOSE BATTERY

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IS RUNNING OUT?"

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NOW, THE WHITE HOUSE SEEMS TO BE

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TRYING TO DISTANCE ITSELF FROM

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GUILFOYLE, WITH ADMINISTRATION

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WHETHER SHE SHOULD BE REMOVED

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>> THE BEST!

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IS YET!

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>> John: RIGHT.

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I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT LOUDER

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MYSELF.

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BUT FOR NOW, WE'RE ACTUALLY

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GOING TO DIVE STRAIGHT IN WITH

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OUR MAIN STORY THIS WEEK, WHICH

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CONCERNS MEDICATION.

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THE SUBJECT OF THIS 1980S PSA

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WHERE A GROUP OF PILLS

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DISCOURAGE KIDS FROM EATING

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♪ WE COULD MAKE YOU DELIRIOUS ♪

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♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE A HEALTHY FEAR

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OF US ♪

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♪ TOO MUCH OF US IS DANGEROUS ♪

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♪ NO NO NO NO ♪

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♪ WE'RE NOT CANDY ♪

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♪ EVEN THOUGH WE LOOK SO FINE

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AND DANDY ♪

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♪ WHEN YOU'RE SICK WE COME IN

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HANDY ♪

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♪ BUT WE'RE NOT CANDY ♪

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♪ OH, NO ♪

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THE MESSAGE THERE, BUT

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UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK

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I'VE EVER WANTED TO EAT A PILE

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OF LOOSE PILLS MORE.

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THERE ARE LITERALLY

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CANDY COMMERCIALS THAT'VE MADE

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LESS THAN THOSE ADORABLE SINGING

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SKITTLES.

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GET IN MY MOUTH!

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SPECIFICALLY, WE'RE GOING TO

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FOCUS ON GENERIC MEDICATIONS.

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YOU KNOW, DRUGS THAT CONTAIN THE

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FORM, STRENGTH, SAFETY, QUALITY,

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AND INTENDED USE AS THEIR

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BRAND-NAME COUNTERPARTS.

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OR, AS THIS DIRECTOR OF PHARMACY

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>> THE GENERIC IS THE SAME AS

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THE BRAND.

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THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE.

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THE FILLER, NOT THE ACTIVE

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INGREDIENT.

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IT'S THAT ACTIVE INGREDIENT

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>> THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART.

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>> WELL, THAT'S THAT PART THAT

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DOES THE MAGIC, YES.

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>> John: NOW, I'LL BE HONEST.

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"THE PART THAT DOES THE MAGIC"

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IS A WEIRD ENOUGH PHRASE AS IS

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BEFORE YOU REALIZE THEY CHOSE TO

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USE VIAGRA AS THE EXAMPLE THERE,

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FORCING US ALL TO REMEMBER

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THAT, IN CERTAIN CASES, "DOING

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THE MAGIC" COULD WELL MEAN

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"MAKING GRANDPA ROCK-HARD."

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BUT GENERICS ARE, BY FAR, THE

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MOST COMMON TYPE OF MEDICATION

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PEOPLE TAKE IN THE U.S.

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THEY CURRENTLY MAKE UP MORE THAN

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90 PERCENT OF ALL U.S

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PRESCRIPTIONS.

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YOU MAY EVEN TAKE THEM WITHOUT

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REALIZING IT.

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YOU MAY'VE BEEN PRESCRIBED

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ZOLOFT, BUT IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR

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BOTTLE, IT MIGHT SAY SERTRALINE.

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THAT'S THE GENERIC.

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SIMILARLY, IF YOU'RE PRESCRIBED

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LEXAPRO, YOUR BOTTLE MAY SAY

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ESCITALOPRAM.

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OR IF YOU'RE PRESCRIBED PROZAC

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IT MAY SAY FLUOXETINE.

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AND IF YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN ANY OF

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THOSE MEDS, THEN CONGRATULATIONS

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ON BEING A HAPPY, WELL-ADJUSTED

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PERSON, AND KINDLY GO FUCK

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YOURSELF.

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BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IN RECENT

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YEARS, THERE'VE BEEN

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EYE-CATCHING STORIES ABOUT

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SUDDEN DRUG SHORTAGES, OFTEN

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INVOLVING SOME EXCEPTIONALLY

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COMMON GENERICS.

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>> MASS GENERAL HAS A TOUGH

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ENOUGH JOB WITHOUT HAVING TO

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DEAL WITH A DRUG SHORTAGE.

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>> I NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD GET

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TO A POINT IN THE U.S.

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HEALTHCARE SYSTEM WHERE WE

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WOULDN'T HAVE ESSENTIAL

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MEDICINES TO BE ABLE TO TREAT

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PATIENTS.

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>> THE HOSPITAL CAN'T GET ENOUGH

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OF THE BLOOD THINNER HEPARIN,

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CRUCIAL FOR CARDIAC SURGERY.

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HOW SURPRISING WAS IT FOR YOU TO

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HEAR THAT THERE WAS A HEPARIN

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SHORTAGE?

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>> OH, IT WAS COMPLETELY

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SURPRISING.

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IT'S EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING.

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I MEAN, IT'S LIKE MCDONALD'S

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RUNNING OUT OF KETCHUP.

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>> John: YEAH, THAT'S A PRETTY

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APT COMPARISON.

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A HOSPITAL WITHOUT HEPARIN IS

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INDEED LIKE A MCDONALD'S WITHOUT

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KETCHUP, OR A SUBWAY WITHOUT

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BREAD, OR A CHICK-FIL-A WITHOUT

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THE PERVADING UNDERCURRENT OF

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HOMOPHOBIA.

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WE'VE COME TO EXPECT CERTAIN

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THINGS AT CERTAIN PLACES!

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AND IT'S NOT JUST HEPARIN.

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APPARENTLY, THERE ARE 227 ACTIVE

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DRUG SHORTAGES RIGHT NOW, AND

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THAT'S INCLUDING MANY ESSENTIAL

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MEDICINES, WITH SOME THE WORST

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SHORTAGES INVOLVING STERILE

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INJECTABLES-- DRUGS OFTEN USED

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IN IV BAGS THAT ARE A STAPLE OF

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HOSPITAL TREATMENT.

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IT'S NOW AT THE POINT THAT THE

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AMA HAS DEEMED DRUG SHORTAGES TO

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BE "AN URGENT PUBLIC HEALTH

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CRISIS AND A NATIONAL SECURITY

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THREAT."

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AND FOR ANYONE RELYING ON A

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CERTAIN DRUG, SUDDENLY LEARNING

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OF A SHORTAGE CAN BE TERRIFYING.

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TAKE THIS WOMAN, WHOSE

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CHEMOTHERAPY WAS DELAYED FOR

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EXACTLY THAT REASON.

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>> IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING TO KNOW

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THAT THERE'S A STANDARD OF CARE.

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THESE TWO GENERIC DRUGS, AND I

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CAN'T GET THEM.

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SOMEDAY, I'M GONNA DIE.

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I REALLY WOULD RATHER NOT DIE

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BECAUSE THESE STANDARD GENERIC

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DRUGS WEREN'T AVAILABLE TO ME.

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AND I CAN'T IMAGINE MY FAMILY

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HAVING THAT DOUBT, WAS IT THE

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CANCER OR WAS IT THAT THERE WAS

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NOT ENOUGH CHEMOTHERAPY, AND IT

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GOT RATIONED?

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>> John: RIGHT.

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THAT'S A QUESTION NO FAMILY

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SHOULD HAVE TO ASK AFTER A LOVED

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ONE'S PASSING.

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IT'S RIGHT UP THERE WITH, "WHY

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DID DAD STORE ALL THESE OLD MAPS

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OF THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA IN

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THE ATTIC?"

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AND "WHY DID HE HIDE THIS

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DOG-EARED GUIDE BOOK ON HOW TO

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MAKE CIPHER MESSAGES?"

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AND "WHY DID HE PUT THIS OLD

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PAIR OF THICK-RIM GLASSES, A

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HANDGUN, AND A KNIFE IN THIS

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SHOEBOX HE MARKED WITH THE

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ZODIAC SYMBOL--

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OH, FUCK."

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AND AS YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE,

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SUDDEN SHORTAGES ARE JUST THE

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BEGINNING OF THE ISSUES HERE.

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SO GIVEN THAT, TONIGHT, LET'S

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TALK ABOUT GENERIC DRUGS.

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HOW THEY'RE MADE, WHERE THEY'RE

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MADE, AND WHAT THE PROBLEMS CAN

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BE.

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AND LET'S START WITH THE BASICS.

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UNDER CURRENT LAW, IF A COMPANY

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INVENTS AND PATENTS A DRUG, IT'S

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ALLOWED THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO

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SELL IT FOR A CERTAIN NUMBER OF

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YEARS.

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THE IDEA BEING, IT CAN THEN

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RECOUP ITS COSTS ON R&D, AS WELL

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AS, Y'KNOW, MAKE A SHIT-TON IN

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PROFIT.

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BUT ONCE THAT PATENT EXPIRES,

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GENERIC MANUFACTURERS CAN MAKE

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THEIR OWN VERSION-- AND

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USUALLY, CHARGE FAR LESS.

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TAKE-- AS IT SEEMS TO BE THE

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GO-TO EXAMPLE HERE-- VIAGRA.

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PFIZER INTRODUCED VIAGRA ONTO

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THE MARKET IN 1998, AND HAD

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PATENT PROTECTIONS FOR NEARLY

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TWO DECADES.

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THEN, CHEAPER GENERIC VERSIONS

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LIKE ALL THESE STARTED TO

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EMERGE, WHICH WAS GREAT NEWS FOR

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THRIFTY, HORNY GRANDPAS

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EVERYWHERE.

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SIMILARLY, WHILE OZEMPIC'S

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EXPENSIVE RIGHT NOW, CHEAPER

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GENERICS WILL PRESUMABLY COME

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WHEN ITS PATENTS EXPIRE.

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AND FROM A CONSUMER COST

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PERSPECTIVE, GENERICS HAVE BEEN

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GREAT, COLLECTIVELY SAVING

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PATIENTS AND THE HEALTH CARE

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SYSTEM TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND

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OFTEN SLASHING PRICES BY AS MUCH

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AS 85%.

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AND THAT'S MAINLY BECAUSE THE

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MAJOR BUYERS THAT PURCHASE DRUGS

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ON BEHALF OF HOSPITALS AND

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PHARMACY CHAINS ARE STRONGLY

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INCENTIVIZED TO SEEK OUT THE

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LOWEST-COST PRODUCT.

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THE PROBLEM IS, AS PRICES GET

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DRIVEN DOWN, COMPANIES CAN

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SUDDENLY DECIDE MAKING A GENERIC

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IS NO LONGER PROFITABLE ENOUGH

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FOR THEM, WHICH CAN RESULT IN

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WORRYINGLY FEW MANUFACTURERS

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MAKING CERTAIN DRUGS-- OR IN

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EXTREME CASES, ONLY ONE DOING

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IT.

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AND THAT CAN BE AN ISSUE.

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TAKE THIS STORY FROM 2019.

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>> VINCRISTINE IS ONE OF THE IV

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DRUGS USED IN CHEMOTHERAPY TO

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TREAT ABOUT 85% OF PEDIATRIC

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CANCER CASES.

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BUT THIS SUMMER, TEVA, ONE OF

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TWO U.S. COMPANIES THAT MAKES

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IT, ANNOUNCED THEY WOULD STOP

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MAKING IT, CITING A BUSINESS

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MOVE.

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>> ONLY NOW IS IT STARTING TO

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CATCH UP TO PATIENTS.

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BRENNA'S MOM KRISTI FEARS THE

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WORST.

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>> RELAPSE, OR, IN HER CASE, NOT

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EVER BEATING THE CANCER.

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THE KIDS WHO DON'T FINISH THEIR

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TREATMENT WON'T GET A CURE.

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I'M COMPLETELY DISHEARTENED THAT

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A BUSINESS DECISION STANDS TO

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KILL 15,000 KIDS A YEAR.

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>> KRISTI HOPES WITH THE HELP OF

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CELEBRITIES LIKE KEVIN BACON,

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WHO HAS ALSO SPOKEN ABOUT THE

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DRUG SHORTAGE, SHE'LL FINALLY

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START TO MAKE SOME WAVES OF

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CHANGE FOR THE SAKE OF HER

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DAUGHTER.

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>> John: LOOK, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

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AND IT'S CLEARLY ABSURD THAT

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IT'S SOMEHOW UP TO KEVIN BACON

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TO TRY AND FIX THIS.

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THOUGH-- AND I HATE TO BE A

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PETTY BITCH-- TECHNICALLY, HE

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DIDN'T POST ABOUT THAT SHORTAGE.

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HIS WIFE KYRA SEDGWICK DID.

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KEVIN BACON JUST RETWEETED IT,

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WHICH IS NOT THE SAME.

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STILL, I'M GLAD HE DID IT.

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MAINLY TO GET THE WORD OUT, BUT

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ALSO BECAUSE IT WAS A REFRESHING

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BREAK FROM THE UNHINGED CONTENT

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THAT FILLED UP HIS FEED, LIKE

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THIS PHOTO OF HIM SHOWING OFF A

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GIANT ZUCCHINI, AND THIS VIDEO

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WHERE HE MADE A NECKLACE OUT OF

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POPCORN SO THAT-- AND THIS IS

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TRUE-- A GOAT COULD SNACK ON IT

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WHILE HE SERENADED IT WITH A

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HARRY STYLES SONG.

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THE MAN'S ENTIRE TWITTER FEED

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WAS AN LSD FEVER DREAM.

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THE POINT IS, WHILE I'M GLAD

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THAT KEVIN BACON-- BUT MOSTLY

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KYRA SEDGWICK-- HELPED GET THE

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WORD OUT, AND THAT WOMAN'S

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DAUGHTER WAS EVENTUALLY ABLE TO

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GET THE DRUGS SHE NEEDED, WE

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SHOULDN'T HAVE TO RELY ON

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CELEBRITIES TO ENSURE ADEQUATE

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SUPPLIES OF DRUGS TO TREAT KIDS

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WITH CANCER.

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BUT THE BROADER STORY THERE IS

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NOT UNCOMMON: BASICALLY, THERE

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WERE TWO COMPANIES LEFT MAKING

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THE DRUG, ONE LEFT THE MARKET

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AND WHEN THE OTHER HAD A

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PRODUCTION GLITCH, SUDDENLY

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THERE WAS A BIG PROBLEM.

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AND THE THING IS, GLITCHES CAN

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HAPPEN IN PRODUCTION-- THAT'S

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TRUE IN DRUG MANUFACTURING

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GENERALLY, BUT EVEN MORE SO IN

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THE GENERIC SPACE, WHERE

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COMPANIES ARE IN A RACE TO MAKE

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DRUGS AT THE CHEAPEST POSSIBLE

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COST.

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AND THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WORSE AS

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PRODUCTION'S INCREASINGLY MOVED

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OVERSEAS TO CHASE EVEN MORE

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SAVINGS.

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IN FACT, THESE DAYS, ROUGHLY 60

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PERCENT OF PRESCRIPTION TABLETS

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AND CAPSULES FOR THE U.S. MARKET

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ARE MADE IN INDIA.

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AND IT'S ESTIMATED NEARLY A

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QUARTER OF OUR GENERIC DRUG

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SUPPLY CONTAINS ACTIVE

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INGREDIENTS ORIGINATED FROM

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CHINA.

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AND LOOK: I'M NOT SAYING

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MANUFACTURING DRUGS IN OTHER

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COUNTRIES IS INHERENTLY BAD.

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BUT BEING THAT RELIANT ON THEM

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CAN BE A PROBLEM.

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IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT 80 PERCENT

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OF AMERICA'S MILK SUPPLY COMES

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FROM COWS PERSONALLY MILKED BY

516
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,232
JAVIER BARDEM.

517
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:15,649
NOTHING AGAINST THE MAN

518
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:16,753
PERSONALLY, BUT IF ANYTHING

519
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,672
HAPPENS TO THAT BEAUTIFUL

520
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:19,818
SPANIARD, OUR BREAKFASTS GOING

521
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:21,800
FORWARD ARE GOING TO BE FUCKED.

522
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,059
BUT THERE'S GROWING EVIDENCE

523
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,749
THAT WHERE GENERICS ARE

524
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,379
MANUFACTURED CAN MAKE A

525
00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,019
DIFFERENCE.

526
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,519
A STUDY LAST YEAR FOUND THE RISK

527
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,059
OF SERIOUS ADVERSE EVENTS WAS

528
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,959
54% HIGHER WITH GENERICS MADE IN

529
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,559
INDIA, COMPARED WITH THOSE MADE

530
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,639
HERE IN THE U.S.

531
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,039
AND RESEARCHERS WHO'VE TESTED

532
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,619
THEM HAVE FOUND THEY CAN VARY

533
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,318
WILDLY IN QUALITY, WITH ISSUES

534
00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:43,059
RANGING FROM CONTAMINATION TO

535
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,578
THE WRONG DOSAGE TO PROBLEMS

536
00:13:44,579 --> 00:13:45,619
WITH HOW THE MEDICATION

537
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,519
DISSOLVES.

538
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,919
JUST LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN, WHO

539
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,219
HAD A HEART TRANSPLANT AND WAS

540
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,419
RELIANT ON A DRUG CALLED

541
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,160
TACROLIMUS TO STOP HER BODY

542
00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:53,960
REJECTING IT.

543
00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:54,714
SHE FOUND THAT SOME GENERIC

544
00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:56,799
VERSIONS OF THAT DRUG MADE BY

545
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,474
OVERSEAS COMPANIES DIDN'T WORK

546
00:13:57,475 --> 00:13:59,939
AND THAT COULD'VE HAD MASSIVE

547
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,722
CONSEQUENCES.

548
00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:03,234
>> IF YOU GET A ONE-MONTH SUPPLY

549
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:05,119
OF AN ANTI-REJECTION MEDICATION

550
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,359
THAT ISN'T MADE RIGHT, WHAT'S

551
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,350
THE CONSEQUENCE FOR YOU?

552
00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:10,138
>> DEATH.

553
00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:11,198
I WOULD DIE.

554
00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:13,015
>> TO PREVENT HER BODY FROM

555
00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:14,559
REJECTING HER NEW HEART, HER

556
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,459
MEDICATION LEVELS ARE SUPPOSED

557
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:19,659
TO BE BETWEEN 6.8 AND 7.5.

558
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,120
ON ONE BRAND OF GENERIC

559
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,221
TACROLIMUS, SHE TESTED AT 3.9.

560
00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:25,342
>> I WAS OPEN FOR THAT WHOLE

561
00:14:25,343 --> 00:14:27,298
WEEK FOR REJECTION.

562
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,480
I'M LIKE, OH MY GOD.

563
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:29,960
>> SHE SWITCHED TO ANOTHER

564
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,039
WHICH ELEVATED HER BLOOD LEVELS

565
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:35,459
TO 9.9, AN OVERDOSE, LEAVING HER

566
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,759
NEWLY-TRANSPLANTED HEART

567
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,219
VULNERABLE TO LIFE-THREATENING

568
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,014
COMPLICATIONS.

569
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:40,922
>> I STARTED SHAKING AGAIN,

570
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,499
WHICH IS THE SIDE EFFECT OF

571
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,399
BEING OVERDOSED ON TACROLIMUS.

572
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,239
YOU SHAKE.

573
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,859
IT IS A COMPLETE CRAPSHOOT

574
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,139
WHICH ONE YOU'RE GONNA GET WHEN

575
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,839
YOUR PHARMACY PICKS ONE TO GIVE

576
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840
YOU.

577
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:52,980
THAT'S FRIGHTENING.

578
00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:55,059
>> John: YEAH, OF COURSE IT IS!

579
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,039
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE-SAVING

580
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,319
MEDICINE TO HAVE THE SAME

581
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,279
SELLING POINT AS AN LOL SURPRISE

582
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,059
BALL.

583
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,799
BECAUSE IT COULD BE ANYTHING IN

584
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:02,919
THERE!

585
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,000
IT COULD BE KITTY QUEEN.

586
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,029
OR COCONUT Q.T.

587
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,219
OR STEVE BUSCEMI!

588
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,359
AND WHILE, OBVIOUSLY, SOME VERY

589
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,339
SPECIFIC LITTLE WEIRD GIRL WILL

590
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,079
LOVE THAT, WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR

591
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,079
MEDICINE BOTTLE, YOU WANT A

592
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,038
HIGHER DEGREE OF CERTAINTY

593
00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,479
REGARDING WHAT'S INSIDE.

594
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,279
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, TOO OFTEN

595
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,540
THAT'S NOT THE CASE.

596
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,359
IN FACT, WHEN THE D.O.D HAD AN

597
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,238
INDEPENDENT LAB TEST THE

598
00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:24,779
MILITARY'S MOST CRITICAL DRUGS,

599
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,079
OUT OF THE FIRST GROUP THEY

600
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,999
LOOKED AT, 15 PERCENT OF

601
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,420
SUPPLIERS SCORED "RED," MEANING

602
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,219
THEIR PRODUCT HAD "MAJOR QUALITY

603
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:31,959
CONCERNS."

604
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,440
AND WHEN IT CAME TO TACROLIMUS,

605
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,639
THE MEDICATION THAT WOMAN WAS

606
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,039
TAKING TO STOP HER BODY HITTING

607
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,680
"EJECT" ON HER NEW HEART,

608
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,139
ONE-THIRD OF SAMPLES TESTED RED.

609
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,180
WHICH IS NOT GOOD.

610
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,499
AND THE HARMS OF POORLY-MADE

611
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,260
DRUGS AREN'T JUST THEORETICAL.

612
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,659
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HURT.

613
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,259
TAKE WHAT HAPPENED A FEW YEARS

614
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,539
BACK WITH SOMETHING AS SIMPLE

615
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,080
AS GENERIC, OVER-THE-COUNTER

616
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,081
EYEDROPS.

617
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:53,822
>> SHE SAID, YOU HAVE AN ULCER

618
00:15:53,823 --> 00:15:55,505
ON YOUR EYE, AND IF WE DON'T GET

619
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:56,418
THIS UNDER CONTROL, YOU WILL

620
00:15:56,419 --> 00:15:57,720
LOSE ALL YOUR VISION.

621
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,740
>> IN 2023, FOUR PEOPLE DIED,

622
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,459
FOUR HAD TO HAVE THEIR EYES

623
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:06,639
REMOVED, 14 LOST VISION, AND 114

624
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,039
SUFFERED INFECTIONS FROM

625
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,806
CONTAMINATED EYE DROPS MADE IN

626
00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:11,245
INDIA.

627
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,724
>> John: HOLY SHIT.

628
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,819
ANYTIME YOU HEAR ABOUT SOMEONE

629
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,259
GETTING THEIR EYES REMOVED--

630
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,959
AND THAT SOMEONE ISN'T

631
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,720
MR. POTATO HEAD —- IT'S

632
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,578
AUTOMATICALLY HORRIFYING.

633
00:16:22,579 --> 00:16:24,159
AND AT THIS POINT, YOU MIGHT BE

634
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,659
THINKING, "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE

635
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:26,720
FDA IN ALL THIS?

636
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,919
AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE

637
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,479
MAKING SURE THAT NO ONE HAS TO

638
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,940
GET THEIR EYEBALLS REMOVED?"

639
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,039
WELL, THEY ARE INDEED TASKED

640
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,299
WITH REVIEWING GENERIC DRUGS

641
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,439
AND INSPECTING FACTORIES TO

642
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,619
MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S SAFE.

643
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,479
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE AGENCY

644
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,070
ISN'T RESOURCED OR STAFFED

645
00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:41,674
REMOTELY WELL ENOUGH TO DO THAT

646
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:44,133
REGULARLY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN SO

647
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:44,882
MANY FACTORIES ARE NOW HALFWAY

648
00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:45,419
AROUND THE WORLD.

649
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,739
AND WHAT THAT MEANS IN PRACTICE

650
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,819
IS, YEARS CAN PASS BETWEEN

651
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:49,539
INSPECTIONS.

652
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,559
AND EVEN WHEN THE FDA DOES SHOW

653
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,739
UP TO A FACTORY OVERSEAS, SOME

654
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,139
COMPANIES HAVE TRIED TO OBSCURE

655
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:54,999
ANY PROBLEMS.

656
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,399
JUST TAKE WHAT HAPPENED AT A

657
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,539
FACTORY IN INDIA RUN BY A

658
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:58,540
COMPANY CALLED INTAS.

659
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,235
>> FDA INSPECTORS FOUND A

660
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,316
CASCADE OF FAILURE, INCLUDING A

661
00:17:03,317 --> 00:17:05,328
WORKER THROWING ACID INTO A

662
00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:05,953
TRASH BIN TO DESTROY TEST

663
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,999
RECORDS.

664
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,359
>> John: WOW, THAT LOOKS BAD.

665
00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,519
BECAUSE LET ME BE CLEAR, THERE'S

666
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,158
PLENTY OF GOOD USES FOR ACID.

667
00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:14,379
YOU CAN USE IT TO NEUTRALIZE

668
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,719
EXCESS ALKALINITY IN A CHEMICAL

669
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,259
SOLUTION, OR TO INCREASE

670
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,999
HYDROGEN ION CONCENTRATION, OR

671
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,578
TO MELT ALL OF MANCHESTER CITY'S

672
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:21,579
PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE MEDALS.

673
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,999
BUT DESTROYING CRITICAL DRUG

674
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,039
TEST RESULTS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

675
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,678
AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU SHOULD

676
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,059
KNOW-- WHILE SURPRISE FDA

677
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,741
INSPECTIONS ARE COMMON FOR U.S.

678
00:17:30,742 --> 00:17:31,776
FACTORIES, MOST INSPECTIONS DONE

679
00:17:31,777 --> 00:17:33,624
OVERSEAS ARE ACTUALLY ANNOUNCED

680
00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:35,307
BEFOREHAND, ALLOWING

681
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,859
MANUFACTURERS TO BOTH PREPARE

682
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,379
FOR THEM AND POTENTIALLY HIDE

683
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:38,819
ANY ISSUES.

684
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:40,638
IN FACT, ONE STUDY FOUND THE

685
00:17:40,639 --> 00:17:42,719
ODDS OF A FACILITY RECEIVING THE

686
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,138
MOST SEVERE INSPECTION OUTCOME

687
00:17:44,139 --> 00:17:46,859
ARE OVER 250% HIGHER FOR

688
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:47,838
UNANNOUNCED INSPECTIONS.

689
00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:49,079
WHICH MAKES SENSE.

690
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,899
YOU CLEAN UP WHEN YOU KNOW

691
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,079
PEOPLE ARE COMING OVER.

692
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,779
THE ONLY REASON THIS STUDIO'S SO

693
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,039
CLEAN IS BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE

694
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,080
ALL COMING HERE TODAY.

695
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,939
OTHERWISE, THIS PLACE WOULD BE A

696
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,419
COMPLETE PIGSTY, AND I MEAN

697
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,158
THAT LITERALLY.

698
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:02,658
I RUN A WET MARKET HERE THE REST

699
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:03,419
OF THE WEEK.

700
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,539
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET AHEAD OF

701
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:06,980
ANY PARAMOUNT BUDGET CUTS.

702
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,519
AND WHEN THE FDA HAS ACTUALLY

703
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,060
DONE UNANNOUNCED INSPECTIONS,

704
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,580
THE RESULTS HAVE SOMETIMES BEEN

705
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:13,405
TERRIFYING.

706
00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,646
>> INVESTIGATORS CITED HETERO, A

707
00:18:15,647 --> 00:18:18,086
MAJOR MAKER OF HIV, CANCER, AND

708
00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:20,098
NEUROLOGICAL DRUGS, FOR RUNNING

709
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,820
AN UNREGISTERED TESTING LAB

710
00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:25,299
AND, SOMEWHERE IN THIS VILLAGE,

711
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,479
STORING CRITICAL INGREDIENTS IN

712
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,820
AN UNDISCLOSED WAREHOUSE.

713
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,840
WHEN FDA INSPECTORS ARRIVED,

714
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,859
WORKERS RAN AND LOCKED THE

715
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,219
GATES, REFUSING ENTRY FOR TWO

716
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:35,899
HOURS.

717
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,919
ONCE INSIDE, INSPECTORS FOUND

718
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,099
BIRD DROPPINGS ON STORAGE UNITS

719
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,259
AND LIZARDS AND CATS AMONG

720
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,560
ACTIVE PHARMACEUTICAL

721
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:44,446
INGREDIENTS.

722
00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:46,440
>> John: WOW.

723
00:18:46,441 --> 00:18:47,961
THERE IS SO MUCH THERE, I DON'T

724
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:49,482
EVEN HAVE TIME TO GET INTO THE

725
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:51,744
FACT THAT THE COMPANY'S CALLED

726
00:18:51,745 --> 00:18:53,079
HETERO, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THE

727
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,359
NAME OF A FITNESS STUDIO PETE

728
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,199
HEGSETH WILL OPEN AFTER HE

729
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,620
LEAVES THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT.

730
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,699
AND YES, PETE, THAT IS A GREAT

731
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,820
LOGO, AND NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

732
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,499
BUT CLEARLY, YOU WANT TO BE ABLE

733
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,678
TO ASSUME YOUR MEDICATION'S

734
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:06,899
BEING HANDLED IN PRISTINE

735
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,740
CONDITIONS WITH HIGH SAFETY

736
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:10,337
STANDARDS, NOT IN A

737
00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:11,301
LIZARD-AND-CAT-INFESTED BIRD

738
00:19:11,302 --> 00:19:12,403
TOILET.

739
00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:13,404
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING, "I

740
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,799
DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT LIZARDS

741
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,980
AND CATS HANG OUT TOGETHER!"

742
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,999
THEN YOU'RE CLEARLY UNAWARE OF

743
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,699
JUNIOR AND ATLAS, A REAL

744
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,899
LIZARD-AND-CAT DUO WHO LIVE

745
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,428
TOGETHER IN AN APARTMENT AND,

746
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,428
CRUCIALLY, ARE BEST FRIENDS.

747
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:23,999
TAKE A LOOK.

748
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,805
>> ATLAS WANTS TO RUB UP AGAINST

749
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:30,049
HIM.

750
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,929
ATLAS, I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO

751
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:32,930
LOVE ON YOU TODAY.

752
00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:34,809
SHE WANTS TO FOLLOW HIM.

753
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,429
SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT HE'S

754
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,850
GOING WHERE SHE WANTS TO GO.

755
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,989
THE NEATEST THING TO SEE IS WHAT

756
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:45,009
THEY ENJOY DOING TOGETHER, AND

757
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,709
THEIR FRIENDSHIP AS THEY GET

758
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:47,548
OLDER, TOO.

759
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:49,068
THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.

760
00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:50,540
>> John: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL

761
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:52,648
FRIENDSHIP FULL OF LOVE, JOY,

762
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,289
AND A PALPABLE SEXUAL TENSION.

763
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,449
IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE THEY

764
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:58,088
GIVING OFF STRONG "WILL THEY OR

765
00:19:58,089 --> 00:19:59,109
WON'T THEY" VIBES?

766
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,329
ANYWAY, AT THIS POINT, YOU MIGHT

767
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,229
BE THINKING, "WELL, IF THINGS

768
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,388
ARE REALLY BAD, THE FDA BANS

769
00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:05,810
IMPORTS FROM FACTORIES THAT FAIL

770
00:20:06,491 --> 00:20:07,492
INSPECTIONS, RIGHT?"

771
00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,009
WELL, SORT OF.

772
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,888
THE PROBLEM IS, WITH SO FEW

773
00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:12,408
MANUFACTURERS MAKING CERTAIN

774
00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:14,388
DRUGS, BANS CAN LEAD TO CRITICAL

775
00:20:14,389 --> 00:20:15,069
SHORTAGES.

776
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,729
SO WHAT THE FDA WILL SOMETIMES

777
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,529
DO IS CREATE "CARVE-OUTS" FOR

778
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,870
CERTAIN DRUGS IN SHORT SUPPLY,

779
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,849
EVEN IF THEY'RE COMING FROM A

780
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,009
FACTORY WITH KNOWN QUALITY

781
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:23,749
ISSUES.

782
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,290
TAKE WHAT HAPPENED AT THAT INTAS

783
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:26,949
FACTORY WHERE WORKERS WERE

784
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,450
POURING ACID ON TEST RESULTS.

785
00:20:28,789 --> 00:20:30,970
PRODUCTION THERE GOT SUSPENDED.

786
00:20:31,509 --> 00:20:33,729
BUT THAT HAD REAL CONSEQUENCES,

787
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,049
BECAUSE THAT FACTORY MADE, AMONG

788
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,408
OTHER THINGS, 50 PERCENT OF THE

789
00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:38,609
CRITICAL CHEMOTHERAPY DRUG

790
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,449
CISPLATIN USED IN THE U.S.

791
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,689
THAT'S WHAT LED TO THE DRUG

792
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,009
SHORTAGE THAT WOMAN WAS TALKING

793
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:44,789
ABOUT EARLIER.

794
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,369
AND IT WASN'T EVEN THE ONLY

795
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,130
INTAS FACTORY WITH PROBLEMS.

796
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,529
THAT SAME YEAR, ANOTHER PLANT

797
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:51,749
FAILED INSPECTION AND THE FDA

798
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,009
BARRED BOTH FROM SHIPPING DRUGS

799
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:54,948
TO THE U.S.

800
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,329
BUT HERE'S THE THING: BECAUSE IT

801
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,129
WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT CREATING

802
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,168
SHORTAGES, THE FDA

803
00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:01,489
SIMULTANEOUSLY GRANTED THOSE

804
00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,550
FACTORIES MORE THAN 50

805
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,029
EXEMPTIONS, MEANING THEY COULD

806
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,750
KEEP SENDING CERTAIN DRUGS HERE.

807
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:07,069
NOW, THE FDA SAYS THOSE

808
00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,070
CARVEOUTS CAME WITH REQUIREMENTS

809
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:10,669
THAT INTAS HIRE "THIRD-PARTY"

810
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,669
EXPERTS TO DO ADDITIONAL SAFETY

811
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:14,369
TESTING, AND INTAS INSISTS IT

812
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:14,709
DID THAT.

813
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:16,549
BUT IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD TO

814
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,029
HAPPILY TRUST A MANUFACTURER

815
00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:18,789
WITH THAT LEVEL OF

816
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:19,669
RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOU'VE

817
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,469
ALREADY, Y'KNOW, CAUGHT THEM

818
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,880
DOUSING TEST RECORDS WITH

819
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,449
FUCKING ACID.

820
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,529
AND ALL OF THIS IS OBVIOUSLY

821
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,869
VERY WORRYING-- OR IT WOULD BE,

822
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,709
IF IT WAS MORE WIDELY KNOWN.

823
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,829
BUT THE FDA'S ACTUALLY KEPT ITS

824
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:35,388
DRUG EXEMPTIONS LARGELY HIDDEN

825
00:21:35,389 --> 00:21:36,428
FROM THE PUBLIC AND FROM

826
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,809
CONGRESS, WITH THE AGENCY'S

827
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:38,729
FORMER TOP DRUG OFFICIAL

828
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,169
JUSTIFYING THAT BY SAYING THE

829
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,769
INFORMATION WOULD HAVE CAUSED

830
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,290
"SOME KIND OF FRENZY."

831
00:21:43,649 --> 00:21:45,928
BUT THAT FRENZY WOULD'VE BEEN

832
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:46,969
FOR A REASON.

833
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:49,269
BECAUSE I ADMIT, SOMETIMES WHAT

834
00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:50,529
YOU DON'T KNOW REALLY DOESN'T

835
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:51,614
HURT YOU-- LIKE THE FACT THE

836
00:21:51,615 --> 00:21:52,326
McRIB IS ACTUALLY MADE OUT OF

837
00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:53,868
SQUIRREL MEAT.

838
00:21:53,869 --> 00:21:56,789
BUT THIS IS NOT THAT.

839
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,888
NOW, THE FDA INSISTS IT WORKS TO

840
00:21:59,889 --> 00:22:01,229
ENSURE ALL DRUGS MEET A HIGH

841
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,189
STANDARD, AND THAT THEY

842
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,709
"RECOGNIZE AREAS WHERE OUR

843
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:04,908
AUTHORITY COULD BE STRENGTHENED

844
00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:06,049
AND ARE ACTIVELY WORKING TO

845
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:06,589
ADDRESS THIS."

846
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:09,489
AND TO BE FAIR TO THE FDA, RIGHT

847
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:11,090
NOW THIS IS A STRUGGLE.

848
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:12,678
THEY'RE HAVING TO PLAY WHAC A

849
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:13,679
MOLE WITH

850
00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:18,628
CERTAIN DRUGS ARE CRITICAL, SO

851
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:19,089
THESE.

852
00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:19,989
YOU DON'T WANT THERE TO BE A

853
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:20,709
SHORTAGE.

854
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:21,869
AND WHILE YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T

855
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:22,908
WANT DRUGS COMING OUT OF

856
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,350
DANGEROUS FACTORIES, YOU ALSO

857
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,309
DON'T WANT TO SCARE PEOPLE AWAY

858
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,109
FROM TAKING THEIR MEDS

859
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:27,669
ALTOGETHER.

860
00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,309
IN FACT, EVEN A FORMER FDA

861
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,549
INSPECTOR ADMITTED, WHEN

862
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,550
TESTIFYING TO CONGRESS--

863
00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:33,109
THERE'VE BEEN TIMES WHEN HE'S

864
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,648
PRIORITIZED KEEPING PEOPLE CALM

865
00:22:34,649 --> 00:22:35,869
OVER TELLING THEM THE WHOLE

866
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:36,275
TRUTH.

867
00:22:36,276 --> 00:22:38,610
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO CAUSE

868
00:22:38,611 --> 00:22:39,729
UNNECESSARY PANIC IN SOMEONE.

869
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:40,888
AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE

870
00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:42,810
ASK ME BEFORE THEY'LL TAKE IT,

871
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,189
THEY'LL GIVE ME A CALL OR SEND

872
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,509
ME AN EMAIL LIKE, "HEY, WHAT DO

873
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:46,408
YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE?"

874
00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:47,408
AND I'LL GIVE THEM ADVICE.

875
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,788
AND TO BE HONEST, OVER THE

876
00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:50,449
YEARS, SOMETIMES I HAVE TO FAKE

877
00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:52,069
THAT ADVICE, BECAUSE I KNOW

878
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,668
THERE'S NO ALTERNATIVE, AND I'LL

879
00:22:54,669 --> 00:22:55,629
HAVE TO JUST SEND A POSITIVE

880
00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:58,648
EMAIL WHEN IN FACT, INSIDE, I

881
00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,790
KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH.

882
00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:02,780
>> John: YEAH, THAT'S NOT GREAT.

883
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:04,129
AND A TELEVISED CONGRESSIONAL

884
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,029
COMMITTEE IS A HELL OF A TIME TO

885
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:07,030
COME CLEAN ABOUT THAT.

886
00:23:07,409 --> 00:23:09,629
JUST SPARE A THOUGHT FOR ANY OF

887
00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,669
HIS FRIENDS WATCHING WHO'D SENT

888
00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:12,749
HIM ONE OF THOSE EMAILS.

889
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,750
YOU'RE RELAXING AT HOME

890
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,169
WATCHING A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING

891
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:16,469
ON THE GENERIC DRUG SUPPLY

892
00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:18,530
CHAIN, AS WE ALL LIKE TO DO, AND

893
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:20,269
YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO PUT A PILL

894
00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:21,949
IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN SUDDENLY HE

895
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:22,733
SAYS THAT SHIT.

896
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,669
WHAT THE FUCK, PETER?

897
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:26,250
YOU LIED TO ME!

898
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,928
SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

899
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,189
WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NO

900
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:31,690
ONE BIG SOLUTION HERE.

901
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:33,189
INSTEAD, EXPERTS POINT TO A LOT

902
00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:34,089
OF PARTIAL ONES.

903
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:35,310
FOR INSTANCE, FOR OUR MOST

904
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,638
IMPORTANT MEDICINES, WE MAY WANT

905
00:23:36,639 --> 00:23:37,941
TO CONSIDER ONSHORING OR EVEN

906
00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:39,622
"FRIEND-SHORING" PRODUCTION OF

907
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:41,529
THOSE DRUGS AND THEIR ACTIVE

908
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:42,908
INGREDIENTS, MEANING WE CHOOSE

909
00:23:42,909 --> 00:23:44,349
TO PRODUCE THEM OURSELVES, OR

910
00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:45,670
ENSURE THAT ALLIED COUNTRIES DO

911
00:23:45,863 --> 00:23:47,083
IT.

912
00:23:47,084 --> 00:23:48,359
THAT MIGHT BE WISE, IN CASE WE

913
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,934
EVER HAVE, I DUNNO, A CRAZY

914
00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:51,128
PRESIDENT WHO STARTS A MASSIVE

915
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:52,128
TRADE WAR WITH CHINA FOR NO

916
00:23:52,129 --> 00:23:52,789
FUCKING REASON.

917
00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:54,129
BUT DON'T WORRY, I CAN'T SEE

918
00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:55,130
THAT EVER HAPPENING.

919
00:23:55,889 --> 00:23:57,029
MEANWHILE, WHEN IT COMES TO

920
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,729
OVERSEAS FACTORIES, WE SHOULD

921
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,769
PROBABLY BE MAKING SURE THE FDA

922
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,408
HAS ENOUGH RESOURCES TO PROPERLY

923
00:24:02,409 --> 00:24:04,249
INSPECT THEM, AND TO TEST DRUGS

924
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,969
FROM MANUFACTURERS OF PARTICULAR

925
00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:06,589
CONCERN.

926
00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:08,849
TO ITS CREDIT, THE FDA PROMISED

927
00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:10,669
LAST YEAR TO DO MORE SURPRISE

928
00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:11,670
INSPECTIONS OVERSEAS.

929
00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:14,149
THOUGH RECENT LAYOFFS THERE WILL

930
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:15,269
PROBABLY COMPLICATE THOSE

931
00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,009
EFFORTS, ESPECIALLY GIVEN

932
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,209
"DOZENS OF PEOPLE WHO HELP

933
00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:18,169
COORDINATE TRAVEL FOR

934
00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:19,309
INVESTIGATIONS LIKE THAT HAVE

935
00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:20,189
BEEN LET GO."

936
00:24:20,190 --> 00:24:21,689
WHICH IS BOTH VERY STUPID, AND

937
00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:23,710
COMPLETELY UNSURPRISING, GIVEN

938
00:24:23,949 --> 00:24:25,189
IT FEELS LIKE RFK'S ULTIMATE

939
00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:26,729
VISION FOR THE FDA IS JUST ONE

940
00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:28,249
SMALL OFFICE WHERE A RABID BEAR

941
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,609
DOES PULL-UPS ALL DAY.

942
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:33,569
AS FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO AS A

943
00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:34,829
CONSUMER, WELL, THE FIRST THING

944
00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:36,249
I SHOULD SAY IS-- AND I KNOW

945
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,250
THIS IS GOING TO SOUND

946
00:24:37,713 --> 00:24:38,720
RIDICULOUS GIVEN EVERYTHING

947
00:24:38,721 --> 00:24:40,668
YOU'VE SEEN SO FAR-- IF YOU'RE

948
00:24:40,669 --> 00:24:41,669
TAKING A DRUG, IT "IS" REALLY

949
00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:44,249
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KEEP DOING

950
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:44,829
THAT.

951
00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:46,809
THE MAJORITY OF GENERICS ARE

952
00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:47,149
SAFE.

953
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:48,969
THE LAST HEADLINE ANYONE NEEDS

954
00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:50,529
RIGHT NOW IS "SOAP OPERA STAR

955
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,169
JOHN OLIVER TELLS AUDIENCE TO

956
00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:53,408
STOP TAKING THEIR MEDS."

957
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,149
BECAUSE ONLY THE FIRST PART OF

958
00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:56,150
THAT IS TRUE.

959
00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:59,469
THAT SAID, IT IS WORTH PAYING

960
00:24:59,470 --> 00:25:00,729
CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE

961
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:02,209
TAKING-- AND THAT'S ADVICE SOME

962
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,868
DOCTORS, LIKE THIS ONE, HAVE

963
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,019
FOUND THEMSELVES GIVING.

964
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,089
>> YEARS AGO, I DIDN'T KNOW

965
00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:08,229
THIS, AND PEOPLE WOULD COME IN

966
00:25:08,230 --> 00:25:09,709
AND THEY MAYBE HAVE BEEN STABLE

967
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,149
ON THEIR MEDICATION FOR YEARS

968
00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:12,139
AND YEARS, AND THEN THEY COME IN

969
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:13,169
AND THEY SAY, "I DON'T KNOW

970
00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,549
WHAT'S GOING ON, I'M HAVING A

971
00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:15,849
LOT MORE ANXIETY, OR I'M GETTING

972
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,129
HEADACHES OR STOMACHACHES."

973
00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:18,948
NOW, YEARS, AGO, I USED TO PROBE

974
00:25:18,949 --> 00:25:20,109
WITH THOSE QUESTIONS, "WHAT'S

975
00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:20,928
GOING ON?"

976
00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:21,929
REALLY ASKING A BUNCH OF

977
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:22,766
QUESTIONS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S

978
00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:23,729
HAPPENING.

979
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,469
NOW, THE FIRST QUESTION I ASK

980
00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,769
IS, "DOES YOUR PILL LOOK THE

981
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:28,789
EXACT SAME?"

982
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:31,649
AND I WOULD SAY PROBABLY 75% OF

983
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:34,349
THE TIME, THE ISSUE IS THAT

984
00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:35,350
THERE'S A CHANGE OF

985
00:25:35,783 --> 00:25:36,938
MANUFACTURER, AND THAT'S CAUSING

986
00:25:36,939 --> 00:25:37,932
THEM TO HAVE ISSUES WITH THE WAY

987
00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:38,471
THEY'RE RESPONDING TO THE

988
00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:39,411
MEDICATION."

989
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:40,676
>> John: RIGHT, IF YOU'RE

990
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,769
NOTICING ISSUES WHEN IT COMES TO

991
00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:43,949
HOW YOUR MEDICATION'S WORKING

992
00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:45,209
MAYBE THE FIRST THING TO ASK

993
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,329
YOURSELF IS, DO YOUR PILLS LOOK

994
00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:48,269
DIFFERENT?

995
00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:49,669
AND THE SECOND IS, DID YOUR NEW

996
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:50,928
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE RANDOMLY

997
00:25:50,929 --> 00:25:52,609
COME WITH A FREE LIZARD INSIDE

998
00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:53,129
IT?

999
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:54,509
OR-- IF YOUR PAST PRESCRIPTIONS

1000
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,009
ALWAYS CAME WITH A LIZARD-- WAS

1001
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,050
YOUR NEW BOTTLE SUDDENLY

1002
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,750
LIZARD-LESS?

1003
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,189
AND IF THE ANSWER TO ANY OF

1004
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,349
THOSE QUESTIONS IS YES, THAT

1005
00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:02,309
MIGHT MEAN YOUR PILL

1006
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,010
MANUFACTURER HAS CHANGED.

1007
00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,769
AND LOOK: IF YOU'RE WORRIED

1008
00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:06,928
ABOUT A DRUG YOU'RE CURRENTLY

1009
00:26:06,929 --> 00:26:08,129
TAKING, PROPUBLICA RECENTLY

1010
00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:09,489
BUILT THIS TOOL, RX INSPECTOR

1011
00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:11,849
WHICH COULD BE USEFUL FOR YOU.

1012
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,649
BASICALLY, JUST LOOK ON THE

1013
00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:14,949
PACKAGING YOUR PILLS CAME IN

1014
00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,829
AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE

1015
00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,369
MANUFACTURER.

1016
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,408
BECAUSE IF YOU THEN SEARCH FOR

1017
00:26:19,409 --> 00:26:21,219
THAT MANUFACTURER ON THEIR SITE

1018
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:25,382
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND MORE

1019
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:26,253
ON THE COMPANY, ITS INSPECTION

1020
00:26:26,254 --> 00:26:27,489
HISTORY — AND EVEN INSPECTION

1021
00:26:27,490 --> 00:26:28,949
REPORTS IF THEY'RE AVAILABLE.

1022
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,029
BUT OBVIOUSLY, IN AN IDEAL

1023
00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:32,810
WORLD, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE

1024
00:26:33,255 --> 00:26:34,940
LOOKING UP INTERNATIONAL

1025
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:35,951
INSPECTION REPORTS JUST TO FEEL

1026
00:26:35,952 --> 00:26:40,334
CONFIDENT IN THE DRUGS WE NEED.

1027
00:26:40,335 --> 00:26:42,020
IDEALLY WE'D HAVE A RELIABLE

1028
00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:43,031
SYSTEM FOR QUALITY THAT EVERYONE

1029
00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:44,380
COULD SEE TO INCENTIVIZE

1030
00:26:44,381 --> 00:26:45,729
PRODUCTION OF BETTER GENERICS.

1031
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,289
UNTIL BIG CHANGES LIKE THAT

1032
00:26:48,509 --> 00:26:49,529
HAPPEN, MORE PEOPLE SHOULD

1033
00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:51,169
PROBABLY BE AWARE OF SOME OF THE

1034
00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:51,659
ISSUES HERE

1035
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:52,989
AND I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER WAY

1036
00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,849
TO DO THAT THAN TO WELCOME SOME

1037
00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:55,726
OF MY FRIENDS.

1038
00:26:55,727 --> 00:27:02,715
>> John: HEY, GUYS!

1039
00:27:02,716 --> 00:27:05,083
GOOD TO SEE YOU!

1040
00:27:05,084 --> 00:27:06,054
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO! ♪

1041
00:27:06,055 --> 00:27:06,637
♪ WE'RE NOT CANDY! ♪

1042
00:27:06,638 --> 00:27:07,491
♪ EVEN THOUGH WE LOOK SO FINE

1043
00:27:07,492 --> 00:27:09,121
AND-- ♪

1044
00:27:09,122 --> 00:27:10,946
>> John: NO, I GET IT, I GET IT.

1045
00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:13,199
I GET YOU'RE NOT CANDY.

1046
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,979
YOU'RE GENERIC DRUGS AND YOU'RE

1047
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:16,316
ALL VERY IMPORTANT!

1048
00:27:16,317 --> 00:27:17,878
>> THAT'S RIGHT!

1049
00:27:17,879 --> 00:27:18,999
AND YOU SHOULD BE A LOT MORE

1050
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,018
CAREFUL ABOUT HOW YOU MAKE US.

1051
00:27:21,019 --> 00:27:21,831
>> AND ALSO, INSPECT OUR

1052
00:27:21,832 --> 00:27:24,394
FACTORIES MUCH MORE OFTEN!

1053
00:27:24,395 --> 00:27:28,831
>> AND ALSO, WE'RE NOT CANDY!

1054
00:27:28,832 --> 00:27:29,890
>> John: YOU'VE MADE THAT

1055
00:27:29,891 --> 00:27:30,778
EMPHATICALLY CLEAR.

1056
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,225
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU GUYS

1057
00:27:32,226 --> 00:27:33,225
WOULD LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE?

1058
00:27:33,226 --> 00:27:34,094
>> SURE!

1059
00:27:34,095 --> 00:27:36,464
♪ OH! OH! OH!♪

1060
00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:37,466
♪ THIS IS SERIOUS!♪

1061
00:27:37,467 --> 00:27:39,704
>> John: IT IS!

1062
00:27:39,705 --> 00:27:40,404
♪ YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DRUGS TO

1063
00:27:40,405 --> 00:27:41,473
BE MYSTERIOUS ♪

1064
00:27:41,474 --> 00:27:42,475
♪ MYSTERIOUS ♪

1065
00:27:42,476 --> 00:27:43,978
♪ YES WE'RE CHEAPER ♪

1066
00:27:43,979 --> 00:27:45,480
>> John: TRUE!

1067
00:27:45,481 --> 00:27:46,515
♪ BUT WE SHOULDN'T ALSO COST YOU

1068
00:27:46,516 --> 00:27:48,986
A PEEPER ♪

1069
00:27:48,987 --> 00:27:52,359
♪ USE YOUR BRAINS ♪

1070
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,996
♪ FIX YOUR SUPPLY CHAINS ♪

1071
00:27:54,997 --> 00:28:00,505
♪ SO WE CAN HELP YOU! ♪

1072
00:28:00,506 --> 00:28:04,012
>> John: EXACTLY, GUYS!

1073
00:28:04,013 --> 00:28:05,548
THAT'S PERFECTLY PUT.

1074
00:28:05,549 --> 00:28:06,515
>> SO I CAN HELP YOUR HEART

1075
00:28:06,516 --> 00:28:07,050
TRANSPLANT.

1076
00:28:07,051 --> 00:28:07,551
>> John: SOUNDS GOOD!

1077
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:08,051
>> AND I CAN CURE YOUR

1078
00:28:08,052 --> 00:28:09,220
DEPRESSION!

1079
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,089
>> John: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

1080
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,058
>> AND I CAN GIVE YOUR GRANDPA A

1081
00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:19,059
BONER.

1082
00:28:20,841 --> 00:28:21,308
[LAUGHTER]

1083
00:28:21,309 --> 00:28:22,042
>> John: GENERIC DRUGS, LADIES

1084
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:29,043
AND GENTLEMEN!

1085
00:28:29,355 --> 00:28:29,754
♪ ♪

1086
00:28:29,755 --> 00:28:36,697
>> AND NOW, THIS!

1087
00:28:36,698 --> 00:28:38,668
>> Announcer: AND NOW, PIERS

1088
00:28:38,669 --> 00:28:41,703
MORGAN CAN'T CONTROL HIS GUESTS.

1089
00:28:41,704 --> 00:28:45,159
>> I WAS JUST TELLING YOU--

1090
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,902
>> HANG ON, HANG ON.

1091
00:28:47,903 --> 00:28:51,847
>> HANG ON.

1092
00:28:51,848 --> 00:28:56,919
>> I WAS--

1093
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,662
>> I'M--

1094
00:28:59,663 --> 00:29:00,075
>> I.--

1095
00:29:00,076 --> 00:29:02,555
>> I WOULD SAY--

1096
00:29:02,556 --> 00:29:05,937
>> HANG ON--

1097
00:29:05,938 --> 00:29:10,445
>> HANG ON.

1098
00:29:10,446 --> 00:29:14,954
>> WAIT A MINUTE.

1099
00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:21,641
>> I WOULD LIKE THE VIEWERS--

1100
00:29:21,642 --> 00:29:22,543
>> BRIANNA.

1101
00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:29,044
BRIANNA.

1102
00:29:29,045 --> 00:29:30,734
>> WE DON'T HEAR ANY OF YOU IF

1103
00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:31,861
YOU DO.

1104
00:29:31,862 --> 00:29:33,553
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

1105
00:29:33,554 --> 00:29:36,370
LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

1106
00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:39,189
ALLEN BAKER.

1107
00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:40,390
ALLEN--

1108
00:29:40,391 --> 00:29:44,299
>> STOP INTERRUPTING AND RELAX.

1109
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,439
>> John: BEFORE WE GO, A QUICK

1110
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,329
WORD ABOUT BRAND MASCOTS-- YOU

1111
00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:48,329
KNOW, LIKE THE HONEY NUT

1112
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,849
CHEERIOS BEE, OR THE PILLSBURY

1113
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:51,430
DOUGHBOY, OR RONALD MCDONALD.

1114
00:29:51,730 --> 00:29:53,289
FUN FACT: RONALD DIDN'T ALWAYS

1115
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:54,308
LOOK LIKE THIS.

1116
00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:56,446
THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW HE STARTED

1117
00:29:56,447 --> 00:29:58,038
OUT:

1118
00:29:58,039 --> 00:29:59,233
>> I LIKE TO DO EVERYTHING BOYS

1119
00:29:59,234 --> 00:29:59,689
AND GIRLS LIKE TO DO.

1120
00:29:59,690 --> 00:30:00,629
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO

1121
00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:01,469
EATING THOSE DELICIOUS

1122
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:02,610
MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS.

1123
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,469
A MAGIC TRAY HERE KEEPS ME WELL

1124
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:05,289
SUPPLIED.

1125
00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:06,829
MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS, FRENCH

1126
00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:07,890
FRIES AND MILKSHAKES.

1127
00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:09,670
WATCH FOR ME ON TV.

1128
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,169
WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN!

1129
00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:12,765
[HONKS]

1130
00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:15,929
>> John: FUCK NO.

1131
00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,769
THAT ORIGINAL RONALD IS NOT FUN.

1132
00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:20,909
THAT'S A DIVORCED DAD TRYING TO

1133
00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:21,909
SAVE A FEW BUCKS ON HIRING

1134
00:30:21,910 --> 00:30:23,269
BIRTHDAY PARTY ENTERTAINMENT BY

1135
00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:24,689
PUTTING TOGETHER A COSTUME FROM

1136
00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:25,729
WHAT HE FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF

1137
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:26,528
HIS CAR.

1138
00:30:26,529 --> 00:30:27,650
NO, THANK YOU!

1139
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:29,749
BUT TONIGHT, I WANT TO TALK

1140
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,589
ABOUT TWO RECENT INNOVATIONS IN

1141
00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:32,469
THE MASCOT FIELD.

1142
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,250
THE FIRST INVOLVES THIS THING:

1143
00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:35,284
>> HELLO.

1144
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:39,249
>> OH.

1145
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,678
I'M SORRY WHO ARE YOU?

1146
00:30:40,679 --> 00:30:42,183
>> I'M LIBERTY BIBERTY.

1147
00:30:42,184 --> 00:30:43,093
>> John: YEAH.

1148
00:30:43,094 --> 00:30:43,373
LIBERTY.

1149
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:43,864
FUCKING.

1150
00:30:43,865 --> 00:30:45,929
BIBERTY.

1151
00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:48,269
YOU CAN'T HAVE MISSED HIM, AS

1152
00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:49,649
HE'S CURRENTLY IN COUNTLESS ADS

1153
00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:51,369
INTERRUPTING SPORTS, DANCING

1154
00:30:51,370 --> 00:30:52,849
WITH THE STARS, NEWS, OR

1155
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,029
BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT COMES

1156
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:54,819
WITH COMMERCIAL BREAKS.

1157
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,689
AND WHILE THIS SHOW IS FIRMLY ON

1158
00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,490
THE RECORD AS BEING PRO-PUPPET

1159
00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:01,108
LET ME BE CLEAR: NOT THIS ONE.

1160
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,089
BECAUSE I HATE THIS THING.

1161
00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,429
THAT RIGHT THERE IS A FUZZY

1162
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:05,530
TESTICLE WITH TEETH.

1163
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,849
IT LOOKS LIKE BIG BIRD'S SLEEP

1164
00:31:07,850 --> 00:31:08,729
PARALYSIS DEMON.

1165
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,670
THE VERY NAME "LIBERTY BIBERTY"

1166
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:12,289
SOUNDS LIKE WHAT THE DEVIL WOULD

1167
00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:13,549
SHOUT IN TONGUES TO HERALD HIS

1168
00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,550
ARRIVAL ON EARTH.

1169
00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:16,749
AND WHILE I DON'T KNOW MUCH

1170
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,349
ABOUT ADVERTISING, I DON'T THINK

1171
00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:19,549
IT'S A GREAT SIGN THAT MY FIRST

1172
00:31:19,550 --> 00:31:21,330
REACTION TO THAT AD WAS LESS

1173
00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:22,749
"MAYBE I SHOULD SWITCH INSURANCE

1174
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,249
PROVIDERS" AND MORE "IS IT

1175
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,489
TECHNICALLY MURDER IF THE THING

1176
00:31:25,490 --> 00:31:26,869
IS ALREADY DEAD BEHIND THE

1177
00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:27,729
EYES?"

1178
00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:30,409
AND I'M NOT ALONE IN FEELING

1179
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,061
THIS WAY.

1180
00:31:31,062 --> 00:31:33,231
>> I'VE NEVER HAD BEEF WITH AN

1181
00:31:33,232 --> 00:31:34,316
OBJECT LIKE I HAVE BEEF WITH

1182
00:31:34,317 --> 00:31:35,401
FUCKING LIBERTY BIBERTY.

1183
00:31:35,402 --> 00:31:36,522
>> CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL

1184
00:31:36,523 --> 00:31:37,571
LIBERTY MUTUAL TO LET THE

1185
00:31:37,572 --> 00:31:39,198
LIBERTY BIBERTY SHIT GO?

1186
00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:41,369
>> CANCELLING MY LIBERTY MUTUAL

1187
00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:43,430
AUTO INSURANCE BECAUSE I CAN'T

1188
00:31:43,431 --> 00:31:44,190
FUCKING STAND LIBERTY BIBERTY.

1189
00:31:44,191 --> 00:31:46,179
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING

1190
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:47,229
IS AND AT THIS POINT I DON'T

1191
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:48,293
EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU SELL.

1192
00:31:48,294 --> 00:31:49,669
>> DAY ONE OF THE PLAYOFFS--

1193
00:31:49,670 --> 00:31:51,549
GET LIBERTY BIBERTY OFF MY

1194
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:52,017
SCREEN!

1195
00:31:52,018 --> 00:31:54,199
>> LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

1196
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,974
THAT FURRY LIBERTY BIBERTY THING

1197
00:31:56,975 --> 00:32:00,769
IS, BUT I KNOW THAT NEITHER OF

1198
00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:02,489
US CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER

1199
00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:03,288
SURVIVES.

1200
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:07,429
>> John: I AGREE.

1201
00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:09,009
AND THIS GUY RAISES A GOOD

1202
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:11,089
POINT: WHAT DOES A SEMI-SENTIENT

1203
00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:12,229
BALL OF WINNIE THE POOH'S BUTT

1204
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,909
FUZZ HAVE TO DO WITH

1205
00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:14,529
"INSURANCE?"

1206
00:32:14,530 --> 00:32:15,789
IMAGINE IF YOU WERE IN A CAR

1207
00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:17,610
ACCIDENT AND THIS FUCKING PELLET

1208
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,609
ROLLED UP TO THE SCENE TO TALK

1209
00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:20,569
TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DEDUCTIBLE.

1210
00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:21,989
YOU'D PUNT IT INTO THE GOD DAMN

1211
00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:23,090
SUN.

1212
00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:24,970
BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM.

1213
00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:27,109
IN THE WORLD OF MARKETING, HATE

1214
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:29,209
LIKE THIS ISN'T CONSIDERED A BAD

1215
00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:29,369
THING.

1216
00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:30,429
IF ANYTHING, IT JUST MAKES THE

1217
00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:31,730
BRAND FEEL MORE RELEVANT.

1218
00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:33,509
FOR COMPANIES, BASICALLY ANY

1219
00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:35,329
ATTENTION IS GOOD ATTENTION.

1220
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:37,549
ALTHOUGH THERE IS ONE NOTABLE

1221
00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:38,609
EXCEPTION.

1222
00:32:38,610 --> 00:32:39,789
AND THAT BRINGS US TO THE SECOND

1223
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,178
MASCOT I WANT TO DISCUSS.

1224
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:41,969
IT'S FOR A COMPANY CALLED

1225
00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:44,049
KIWIBANK, A SMALL, STATE-OWNED

1226
00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:45,050
BANK IN NEW ZEALAND.

1227
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,089
IT ROLLED OUT A NEW CAMPAIGN

1228
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,049
FEATURING A GREEN SHEEP WHO

1229
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,449
LEAVES THE FARM FOR THE BIG

1230
00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:51,869
CITY, ONLY TO DISCOVER THE JOYS

1231
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:52,725
OF BANKING WITH THEM.

1232
00:32:52,726 --> 00:32:53,409
>> BEING MY OWN SHEPHERD WAS

1233
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:55,870
HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

1234
00:32:55,871 --> 00:32:58,189
BUT THEN I FOUND SOMEWHERE THAT

1235
00:32:58,190 --> 00:32:59,190
SAW THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

1236
00:32:59,970 --> 00:33:02,929
AFTER THAT, NO FENCE COULD HOLD

1237
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:03,409
ME BACK.

1238
00:33:03,410 --> 00:33:05,329
I ARRIVED ALONE, BUT I NEVER

1239
00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,589
WOULD HAVE MADE IT HERE ON MY

1240
00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:07,629
OWN.

1241
00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:09,429
I JUST NEEDED A BANK THAT WAS

1242
00:33:09,430 --> 00:33:10,666
BUCKING THE SYSTEM TOO.

1243
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,275
>> BANK KIWI.

1244
00:33:12,276 --> 00:33:13,333
KIWIBANK.

1245
00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:14,353
>> John: YEAH, THAT SEEMS PRETTY

1246
00:33:14,354 --> 00:33:16,649
HARMLESS.

1247
00:33:16,650 --> 00:33:18,469
THOUGH, PERSONALLY, I'M NOT SURE

1248
00:33:18,470 --> 00:33:19,669
I WANT MY BANK TO BE "BUCKING

1249
00:33:19,670 --> 00:33:20,369
THE SYSTEM."

1250
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:22,858
IF ANYTHING, I'D LIKE IT TO BE

1251
00:33:22,859 --> 00:33:23,990
FIRMLY WITHIN THE SYSTEM

1252
00:33:24,749 --> 00:33:25,749
MAINTAINING ALL LEGAL

1253
00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,009
REQUIREMENTS FOR MY MONEY AND

1254
00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:28,508
NOT NECESSARILY GIVING IT TO A

1255
00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:29,969
SHEEP WHO IS GOOD AT DANCE DANCE

1256
00:33:29,970 --> 00:33:30,588
REVOLUTION.

1257
00:33:30,589 --> 00:33:32,369
BUT TO EACH HIS OWN.

1258
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,349
SOME PEOPLE, THOUGH, HAD A VERY

1259
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:35,689
DIFFERENT REACTION TO THAT AD

1260
00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:36,189
CAMPAIGN.

1261
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:37,389
BECAUSE ABOUT A MONTH AFTER IT

1262
00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:39,029
LAUNCHED, ONE USER ON TWITTER

1263
00:33:39,030 --> 00:33:40,030
POSTED, AND I QUOTE:

1264
00:33:40,610 --> 00:33:42,209
"I WANT TO FUCK THE KIWIBANK

1265
00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:43,210
SHEEP."

1266
00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:46,129
A POST THAT QUICKLY GAINED STEAM

1267
00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:47,789
AFTER ANOTHER USER REPOSTED IT

1268
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,429
AND SAID, "YEARS OF EFFORT TO

1269
00:33:49,430 --> 00:33:50,369
CONVINCE THE WORLD NEW

1270
00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:51,549
ZEALANDERS DON'T WANT TO FUCK

1271
00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:54,369
SHEEP HAS GONE DOWN THE DRAIN IN

1272
00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:55,370
ONE TWEET."

1273
00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:57,909
THAT WENT VIRAL, UNDERSTANDABLY

1274
00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,109
AND TOUCHED OFF A ROUND OF

1275
00:33:59,110 --> 00:34:00,649
SEXUALIZED POSTS AND DRAWINGS OF

1276
00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:01,109
BUCK THE SHEEP.

1277
00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:02,449
BUT EVEN THAT MIGHT'VE QUICKLY

1278
00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:04,669
DIED DOWN, WERE IT NOT FOR A KEY

1279
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,909
DECISION KIWIBANK THEN MADE.

1280
00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:08,009
BECAUSE PEOPLE SOON NOTICED THAT

1281
00:34:08,010 --> 00:34:09,329
THE ORIGINAL POST HAD BEEN

1282
00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:09,888
CENSORED.

1283
00:34:09,889 --> 00:34:11,729
IT ORIGINALLY FEATURED A GIF OF

1284
00:34:11,730 --> 00:34:13,309
THE SHEEP FROM THE AD, BUT IT

1285
00:34:13,310 --> 00:34:14,310
HAD BEEN REPLACED WITH THE

1286
00:34:14,529 --> 00:34:15,529
MESSAGE "THIS MEDIA HAS BEEN

1287
00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:17,229
DISABLED IN RESPONSE TO A REPORT

1288
00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:18,530
BY THE COPYRIGHT OWNER."

1289
00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:20,209
AND OTHER POSTS RAN INTO SIMILAR

1290
00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:21,589
ISSUES, WITH KIWIBANK ISSUING A

1291
00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:23,510
BARRAGE OF TAKE DOWN NOTICES

1292
00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:24,629
SOME OF WHICH ACCUSED USERS OF

1293
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:25,968
HAVING "TAKEN KIWIBANK'S

1294
00:34:25,969 --> 00:34:27,589
DISTINCTIVE BUCK IMAGE AND USED

1295
00:34:27,590 --> 00:34:29,029
IT TO MAKE HIGHLY SEXUALISED AND

1296
00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:30,489
INAPPROPRIATE COPIES WHICH

1297
00:34:30,629 --> 00:34:31,480
INFRINGE THE KIWIBANK

1298
00:34:31,481 --> 00:34:32,237
COPYRIGHT."

1299
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,238
A REPORTER IN NEW ZEALAND

1300
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:34,809
ACTUALLY SPOKE TO SOMEONE WHOSE

1301
00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:36,669
POST WAS REMOVED, WHO SAID "MY

1302
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:38,669
TWEET WAS A JOKE, OBVIOUSLY I

1303
00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:39,408
HOPE.

1304
00:34:39,409 --> 00:34:41,109
I DO NOT THINK THE DRAWING OF A

1305
00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:42,169
SHEEP IS SEXY.

1306
00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:43,349
PUT THAT IN THE PAPER!"

1307
00:34:43,889 --> 00:34:46,089
WHICH IS JUST AN INCREDIBLE

1308
00:34:46,090 --> 00:34:47,529
THING TO FEEL THE NEED TO

1309
00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:48,530
CLARIFY.

1310
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:50,309
THOUGH, AS THAT REPORTER LATER

1311
00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:51,968
TOLD A RADIO INTERVIEWER, OTHER

1312
00:34:51,969 --> 00:34:53,488
PEOPLE HE SPOKE TO WEREN'T QUITE

1313
00:34:53,489 --> 00:34:54,389
SO RETICENT.

1314
00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:55,493
>> I DID TALK TO SOMEONE IN THE

1315
00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:56,474
FURRY COMMUNITY, AND THEY DID

1316
00:34:56,475 --> 00:34:59,141
SAY, 'LOOK, THIS IS A, THIS IS

1317
00:34:59,142 --> 00:34:59,754
AN ATTRACTIVE SHEEP AS FURRY

1318
00:34:59,755 --> 00:35:01,289
CULTURE GOES.

1319
00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:03,089
THIS IS A VERY GOOD-LOOKING

1320
00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:03,658
SHEEP.'

1321
00:35:03,659 --> 00:35:07,396
AND SHE DOES HAVE WHAT SOME HAVE

1322
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,939
REFERRED TO AS 'COME HITHER'

1323
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,511
EYES AND PARTICULARLY IN THE

1324
00:35:11,512 --> 00:35:12,540
MOMENT IN THE AD WHERE SHE GETS

1325
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,569
A HAIRCUT.

1326
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,169
THIS IS WHAT'S REALLY GOT PEOPLE

1327
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:16,170
GOING.

1328
00:35:16,969 --> 00:35:19,229
SO, A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE ARE

1329
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,108
SAYING, 'IF YOU DIDN'T WANT

1330
00:35:20,109 --> 00:35:21,754
PEOPLE TO SAY YOUR SHEEP IS SO

1331
00:35:21,755 --> 00:35:22,488
SEXY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE

1332
00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:23,566
SUCH A SEXY SHEEP.

1333
00:35:23,567 --> 00:35:26,408
>> John: YEAH, THAT'S FAIR.

1334
00:35:26,409 --> 00:35:27,749
AND WHILE I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE

1335
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,229
POINT, I DO FEEL A LITTLE

1336
00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:30,669
VALIDATED BECAUSE IF I'M HONEST

1337
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,049
THIS IS "EXACTLY" WHAT I ASSUMED

1338
00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:33,509
RADIO IN NEW ZEALAND WAS LIKE

1339
00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:34,510
EVERY SINGLE DAY.

1340
00:35:34,989 --> 00:35:37,649
BUT THE THING IS, KIWIBANK'S

1341
00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:38,528
AGGRESSIVE RESPONSE WAS

1342
00:35:38,529 --> 00:35:39,988
COMPLETELY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE, AS

1343
00:35:39,989 --> 00:35:41,069
APPARENTLY, FOR EVERY LUSTFUL

1344
00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:42,489
POST KILLED BY A LEGAL THREAT

1345
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,389
ANOTHER 10 TOOK ITS PLACE.

1346
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,189
IN FACT, PEOPLE STARTED POSTING

1347
00:35:46,190 --> 00:35:47,730
IN SOLIDARITY, SAYING THINGS

1348
00:35:48,270 --> 00:35:49,490
LIKE: I'M A KIWIBANK CUSTOMER

1349
00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,109
AND I DEMAND YOU ALLOW SOCIAL

1350
00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:52,429
MEDIA USERS TO SEXUALISE THAT

1351
00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:54,369
SHEEP OR I'LL MOVE MY MONEY TO A

1352
00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:57,269
BANK THAT WILL" AND I'M JOINING

1353
00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:58,729
THE WAR ON "STOP SAYING YOU WANT

1354
00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:00,469
TO FUCK ITS SHEEP MASCOT" ON THE

1355
00:36:00,470 --> 00:36:01,869
SIDE OF I WANT TO FUCK THE SHEEP

1356
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:02,889
MASCOT.

1357
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:04,429
BASICALLY A LOT OF NEW

1358
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,855
ZEALANDERS ARE GOING FULL "I AM

1359
00:36:05,856 --> 00:36:06,921
SPARTACUS"-- IF, THAT IS

1360
00:36:06,922 --> 00:36:07,972
SPARTACUS WANTED TO FUCK THE

1361
00:36:07,973 --> 00:36:11,173
KIWIBANK SHEEP.

1362
00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,908
AND AS A RESULT THE BANK SEEMS

1363
00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:14,678
TO HAVE CURTAILED ITS SHEEP

1364
00:36:14,679 --> 00:36:15,761
CONTENT-- AS IN THE FIRST FIVE

1365
00:36:15,762 --> 00:36:17,204
WEEKS AFTER THAT AD CAMPAIGN

1366
00:36:17,205 --> 00:36:19,009
LAUNCHED, OUT OF THE 10 TIKTOKS

1367
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,269
THEY POSTED, SIX FEATURED BUCK.

1368
00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:22,609
BUT SINCE THEN, THEY'VE POSTED

1369
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:23,989
18 TIMES, AND THE SHEEP'S IN

1370
00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:25,189
EXACTLY NONE OF THEM.

1371
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:26,869
BASICALLY, THE SHEEP'S GONE!

1372
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:30,269
ALL OF WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO

1373
00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:32,609
LIBERTY BIBERTY, BECAUSE NEW

1374
00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:34,570
ZEALAND MAY'VE INADVERTENTLY

1375
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:36,469
JUST GIVEN US A BLUEPRINT FOR

1376
00:36:36,470 --> 00:36:37,550
HOW TO GET RID OF HIM FOREVER.

1377
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,259
ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO

1378
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,959
KILL BIBERTY HAVE CLEARLY BEEN

1379
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,239
COMING AT THIS THE WRONG WAY.

1380
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,719
FOR ONE THING, BIBERTY CAN'T

1381
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:46,039
DIE.

1382
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,259
HE WAS CREATED IN DEFIANCE OF

1383
00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:47,699
GOD'S WILL.

1384
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,399
BUT FOR ANOTHER, AS KIWIBANK HAS

1385
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,319
TAUGHT US, LOVE CAN DO WHAT HATE

1386
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,320
CAN'T.

1387
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:57,699
MY POINT IS, COMPANIES SEEM TO

1388
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,689
BE ENDLESSLY THIRSTY FOR

1389
00:36:59,690 --> 00:37:01,019
CONSUMER ENGAGEMENT, WITH ONE

1390
00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,500
VERY NOTABLE EXCEPTION.

1391
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,039
SO, IF WE WANT TO SEE THE END OF

1392
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,899
LIBERTY BIBERTY, AND I THINK WE

1393
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,119
DO, IT APPEARS WE HAVE A

1394
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,099
PATHWAY.

1395
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,499
WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IT MAY BE

1396
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,959
TIME TO THIRST OPENLY AND

1397
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,319
ENTHUSIASTICALLY AFTER THIS

1398
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:15,799
ATROCITY.

1399
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,019
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT LIBERTY

1400
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,579
MUTUAL PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT TO

1401
00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:19,580
SEE RIGHT NOW?

1402
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:20,780
IMAGES LIKE THIS.

1403
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,559
I'LL BE HONEST-- I DON'T WANT

1404
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,560
TO SEE IT.

1405
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,899
BUT REMEMBER, THIS IS A MEANS TO

1406
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:28,639
AN END.

1407
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,679
AND THE COMPANY SHOULD KNOW: IF

1408
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,880
THIS DOESN'T GET THE JOB DONE

1409
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,539
WE HAVE OTHER BULLETS IN THE

1410
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:34,459
CHAMBER.

1411
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,460
LIKE THIS.

1412
00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,780
OR INDEED, THIS.

1413
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:40,099
WE HAVE SOMEONE ON STAFF WHO

1414
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:41,380
DOES THESE DRAWINGS, BY THE WAY.

1415
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:42,739
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW-- WE ASKED

1416
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,519
HIM FOR A FOUR OUT OF TEN, AND

1417
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,459
THIS IS WHAT HE GAVE US.

1418
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,259
LIBERTY MUTUAL: DON'T MAKE ME

1419
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,440
ASK HIM TO GO HIGHER.

1420
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,499
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT A

1421
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,760
SIX LOOKS LIKE.

1422
00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:55,580
LOOK, THE FURRY COMMUNITY'S

1423
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,219
ALWAYS HAD A VERY PARTICULAR SET

1424
00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,219
OF SKILLS, AND IT MAY NOW BE

1425
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,240
TIME FOR THEM TO USE THOSE

1426
00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:02,767
SKILLS FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

1427
00:38:02,768 --> 00:38:04,309
SO EVERYONE MIGHT WANT TO MUTE

1428
00:38:04,310 --> 00:38:05,319
THE WORD "BIBERTY" ON WHICHEVER

1429
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,339
SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM YOU'RE ON

1430
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:08,299
IN THE NEXT WEEK.

1431
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,739
BECAUSE I THINK THINGS ARE ABOUT

1432
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:10,860
TO GET A LITTLE SPICY.

1433
00:38:11,519 --> 00:38:14,090
AND TO LIBERTY MUTUAL, LET ME

1434
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,545
JUST SAY THIS: IF YOU DIDN'T

1435
00:38:15,546 --> 00:38:16,542
WANT PEOPLE ONLINE TO SAY YOUR

1436
00:38:16,543 --> 00:38:18,219
BIBERTY IS SEXY, YOU SHOULDN'T

1437
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,580
HAVE MADE SUCH A SEXY BIBERTY.

1438
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:22,019
THAT'S OUR SHOW!

1439
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,079
THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!

1440
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,159
WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK, BACK

1441
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,160
OCTOBER 25TH!

1442
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:27,319
I'M THRILLED TO BE PART OF THE

1443
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,520
SKYDANCE FAMILY!

1444
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,459
HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU

1445
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,460
BOUGHT, GUYS!

1446
00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:33,480
WE'RE NEVER GONNA CHANGE!

1447
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,920
GOOD NIGHT!

1448
00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:36,948
NEVER!

1449
00:38:36,949 --> 00:38:37,949
WE'RE NEVER CHANGING!

1450
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:43,539
♪ ♪