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>> WELCOME, WELCOME,

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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT."

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I'M JOHN OLIVER.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING

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US.

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AND LOOK, IT HAS BEEN A TRULY

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TERRIBLE WEEK, ONE THAT STARTED

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WITH TWO JARED LETOS AT THE MET

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GALA, AND THEN SOMEHOW MANAGED

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TO GET WORSE FROM THERE, TO THE

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POINT WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO

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SOMETHING UNUSUAL RIGHT NOW, AND

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THAT IS, TWO MAIN STORIES.

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AND OUR FIRST MAIN STORY TONIGHT

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CONCERNS THE FACT THAT THIS WEEK

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SAW THE LEAK OF A DRAFT OPINION

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WRITTEN BY JUSTICE SAMUEL ALITO

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THAT LOOKS SET TO STRIKE DOWN

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ROE V. WADE.

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AND WHILE THE FATE OF ROE MAY

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NOT HAVE BEEN A SURPRISE, THE

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DRAFT ITSELF WAS STILL A HORROR

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SHOW.

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>> THE 67-PAGE DRAFT OPINION IS

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CLEAR, SHARP, AND SCORNFUL,

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DECLARING IN ITS OPENING

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PARAGRAPHS THAT ROE VERSUS WADE

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"MUST BE OVERRULED" AND THAT THE

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1972 RULING "WAS EGREGIOUSLY

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WRONG FROM THE START."

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ALITO DISMISSES THE ARGUMENT IN

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ROE VERSUS WADE THAT THE RIGHT

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TO CHOOSE ABORTION IS PART OF

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THE CONSTITUTIONAL GUARANTEE

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OF LIBERTY AND PRIVACY,

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INSISTING "THE INESCAPABLE

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CONCLUSION IS THAT THE

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RIGHT TO ABORTION IS NOT DEEPLY

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ROOTED IN THE NATION'S HISTORY

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AND TRADITIONS."

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>> OKAY, BUT EVEN IF THAT

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WERE TRUE, WHICH, BY THE WAY,

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FUCK OFF, THE FRAMERS PROBABLY

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LEFT OFF THE SPECIFIC RIGHT TO

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ABORTION BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T

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ANTICIPATE IT BEING SUCH A

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MASSIVE CONCERN.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY THESE

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PARTICULAR INDIVIDUALS DIDN'T

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HAVE ABORTION ON THEIR MINDS,

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THERE MUST BE SOME EXPLANATION.

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I JUST CAN'T QUITE PLACE THE

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EXACT REASON, BUT IT'S ON THE

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TIP OF MY PENIS.

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AND LOOK, ALITO WASN'T JUST

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DEFERRING TO THE CONSTITUTION,

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HE REPEATEDLY CITED SOME OTHER

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NOTABLE SOURCES, TOO, LIKE 17th

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CENTURY JURIST SIR MATTHEW HALE

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WHO ONCE DESCRIBED ABORTION AS A

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"GREAT CRIME."

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BUT THAT IS NOT ALL THAT HALE

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THOUGHT -- HE ALSO ARGUED THAT

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A HUSBAND CANNOT BE GUILTY OF A

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RAPE COMMITTED UPON HIS WIFE,

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SENTENCED TWO WOMEN TO DEATH FOR

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WITCHCRAFT, AND ARGUED YOUNG

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WOMEN WERE THE RUIN OF FAMILIES,

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BECAUSE THEY, AND, I QUOTE,

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"LEARN TO BE BOLD" AND "TALK

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LOUD."

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AND WHILE THOSE BELIEFS MIGHT

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EARN YOU A NETFLIX COMEDY

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SPECIAL CALLED, "TRIGGER THIS"

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THEY SHOULD ABSOLUTELY

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DISQUALIFY YOU AS A SCHOLARLY

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REFERENCE ON THE MATTER OF

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REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.

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AND LOOK, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST

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TIME WE'VE TALKED ABOUT ABORTION

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ON THIS SHOW.

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IN FACT, THE FIRST TIME WE

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TALKED ABOUT IT IN DEPTH, WE

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REWARDED ANYONE FOR STICKING TO

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THE END OF THE STORY WITH A

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VIDEO OF SLOTHS PLAYING IN A

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BUCKET THAT WAS ALMOST

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CRIMINALLY JOYFUL.

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AND IF YOU'RE EXPECTING

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SOMETHING SIMILAR THIS TIME

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AROUND, I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR

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YOU, THOSE SLOTHS ARE DEAD NOW.

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ALL OF THEM, TWO FROM HEROIN.

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IT'S TIME TO GROW UP.

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BECAUSE WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO

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TALK ABOUT ABORTION LIKE ADULTS.

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BECAUSE WHEN, AS SEEMS

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INEVITABLE, THIS RULING BECOMES

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OFFICIAL, THERE WILL BE

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IMMEDIATE AND DEVASTATING

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CONSEQUENCES.

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AND IT'S WORTH TAKING SOME TIME

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TONIGHT TO TALK ABOUT A FEW

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WHAT THIS RULING MEANS,

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HOW WE GOT TO THIS POINT, AND

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WHERE WE GO NOW.

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AND WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT THIS

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MEANS, IT'S CATASTROPHIC.

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IT'LL QUICKLY TRIGGER BANS ON

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ABORTION IN THESE 22 STATES.

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AND IF YOU ARE STILL UNAWARE OF

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JUST HOW UBIQUITOUS A PROCEDURE

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THIS IS, AN ESTIMATED 25% OF

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WOMEN HAVE AN ABORTION, AND

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6 IN 10 OF THEM ARE ALREADY

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SURVIVORS OF RAPE OR INCEST,

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OTHERS MIGHT NEED ONE FOR

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MEDICAL REASONS, BUT ALSO, JUST

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SEEKING AN ABORTION BECAUSE THEY

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FUCKING WANT ONE.

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AND THIS IS VERY MUCH ABOUT

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THEM, TOO.

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THIS A FIGHT FOR PEOPLE'S RIGHT

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TO HAVE CONTROL OVER THEIR

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BODIES.

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IT'S ABOUT BODILY AUTONOMY.

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AND THE ONLY TIME IT'S OKAY TO

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ARGUE AGAINST THAT IS IF THE

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BODY IN QUESTION BELONGS TO

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BECAUSE THEN, IT IS ACTUALLY

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FINE.

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HE LITERALLY CAN'T FUNCTION

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ARM-FUCKING HIM FROM BELOW.

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BUT ANYTHING BEYOND THAT EXAMPLE

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IS JUST NOT OKAY.

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AND SOME CONSERVATIVES HAVE

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ARGUED THAT THE REACTION THIS

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WEEK HAS BEEN HYSTERICAL -- THAT

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THIS IS JUST RETURNING THE ISSUE

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TO THE STATES, AND THAT PEOPLE

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DO STILL HAVE A CHOICE.

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>> THIS IS NOT AN OPINION,

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BY THE WAY, THAT IS GOING TO

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UNDO ABORTION IN THIS COUNTRY.

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STATES MAY PUT SOME MORE

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RESTRICTIONS ON IT, BUT PEOPLE

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HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

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THEY CAN GO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE

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WHERE IT'S MORE OF A FREE FOR

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ALL AND THEY CAN DO WHATEVER

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THEY WANT.

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>> OKAY, FIRST, "WHERE

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IT'S MORE OF A FREE-FOR-ALL?"

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LET'S JUST GET ONE THING

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STRAIGHT.

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IF YOU MOVE TO DELAWARE, YOU'RE

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NOT IN SOME BACCHANALIAN,

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BUY-ONE-GET-ONE-FREE ABORTION

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PARADISE.

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YOU'RE JUST IN WILMINGTON.

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I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BE

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DISAPPOINTED WHEN THEY VISIT.

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BUT ALSO, IT'S NOT ABOUT MERELY

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HAVING THE RIGHT TO GO

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SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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IT'S ABOUT WHETHER YOU HAVE THE

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RESOURCES AND ABILITY TO DO

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THAT.

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AND MANY MAY NOT, WITH THIS

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DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTING

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THOSE WITH DISABILITIES, OR WHO

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ARE TRANSGENDER, IMMIGRANTS, OR

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PEOPLE OF COLOR.

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AND THE THING IS, EVEN WITH JUST

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THE EXISTING LAWS THAT HAVE BEEN

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RECENTLY PASSED, ABORTIONS HAD

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BECOME INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO

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JUST WATCH AS ONE WOMAN

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IN TEXAS LEARNED WHAT GETTING AN

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ABORTION WOULD ENTAIL FOR HER

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AFTER HER STATE PASSED ITS

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SO-CALLED "FETAL HEARTBEAT" LAW

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LAST YEAR.

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>> YOU'RE MEASURING AT 6.1 WEEKS

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TODAY, BUT WE DO SEE FETAL

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CARDIAC ACTIVITY ON ULTRASOUND.

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SO, AS OF SEPTEMBER 1st IN

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TEXAS, WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT

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YOU ARE INELIGIBLE TO HAVE AN

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ABORTION IN THE STATE OF TEXAS

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RIGHT NOW.

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YOUR NEXT OPTIONS WOULD BE

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TRAVELING OUT OF STATE TO GET

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THE PROCEDURE DONE.

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>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT I WAS

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PREGNANT.

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I KIND OF JUST TOOK A TEST.

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I'M SIX WEEKS AND ONE DAY

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PREGNANT.

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I'M NOT READY TO HAVE ANOTHER

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KID.

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I HAVE TWO OTHER LITTLE ONES

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THAT I TAKE CARE OF, BY MYSELF.

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SO THIS KIND OF WAS VERY

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UNEXPECTED.

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OTHER FORMS OF BIRTH CONTROL

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FAILED ME, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE

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I'M JUMPING THROUGH MORE HOOPS

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IN ORDER TO KEEP OUR LIVES

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GOING.

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>> SIX WEEKS AND A DAY,

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AND SHE CAN'T GET AN ABORTION.

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FOR MOST PEOPLE, THAT'S A PERIOD

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THAT IS TWO WEEKS LATE.

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AND YOUR PERIOD COULD BE TWO

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WEEKS LATE FOR ANY NUMBER OF

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MAYBE YOU'RE TIRED, OR

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TRAVELING, OR HAD A CHANGE IN

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DIET OR EXERCISE, OR MAYBE

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YOU'RE JUST DEALING WITH THE

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STRESS OF LIVING IN A

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MISOGYNISTIC

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THEOCRACY RUN BY FIVE OF THE

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BIGGEST WEIRDOS IN THE COUNTRY,

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INCLUDING JUSTICE BEER PONG

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HERE, AND JUSTICE "MY WIFE

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HELPED PLAN A COUP AND ALL I GOT

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WAS NO CONSEQUENCES WHATSOEVER."

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NOW, IN THAT WOMAN'S

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PARTICULAR CASE, SHE WAS ABLE TO

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TAKE A LOAN AND DRIVE ALL THE

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WAY TO OKLAHOMA TO GET AN

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ABORTION.

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AND AS AWFUL AS THIS SOUNDS, SHE

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WAS ACTUALLY LUCKY, BECAUSE NOW,

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THAT IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE.

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JUST THIS WEEK, OKLAHOMA'S

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GOVERNOR SIGNED A TEXAS-STYLE

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ABORTION BAN INTO LAW, WHICH IS

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NOW OFFICIALLY ONE OF THE WORST

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THINGS THAT OKLAHOMA HAS EVER

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PRODUCED, AND I'LL REMIND YOU,

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IT ALSO GAVE THE WORLD

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DR. FUCKING PHIL.

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GIVEN THAT HALF OF THOSE WHO

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HAVE ABORTIONS ARE BELOW THE

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POVERTY LINE, WITH AN ADDITIONAL

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1/4 VERY CLOSE TO IT, MANY WILL

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BE FACING LIMITED OPTIONS.

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ONE ESTIMATE IS THAT, IN THE

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YEAR AFTER THE RULING, THERE

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WILL BE ROUGHLY 75,000 PEOPLE

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WHO WANT, BUT CAN'T GET,

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ABORTIONS, AND WILL GIVE BIRTH

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INSTEAD.

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AND INEVITABLY, SOME OF THOSE

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PEOPLE WILL DIE, BECAUSE

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PREGNANCY IS A MAJOR MEDICAL

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EVENT.

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ALREADY, THOSE LIVING IN STATES

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WITH THE MOST RESTRICTIVE

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ABORTION POLICIES -- AND THUS

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THE LEAST ACCESS TO THEM -- WERE

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FOUND TO BE MORE LIKELY TO DIE

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WHILE PREGNANT OR SHORTLY

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THEREAFTER.

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LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS ALL

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EXTREMELY GRIM.

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BUT IT IS NOW WORTH TAKING A

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MOMENT ON EXACTLY HOW WE GOT TO

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THIS POINT, ESPECIALLY AS SOME

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HAVE BEEN TELLING A SLIGHTLY

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INCOMPLETE STORY THIS WEEK.

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JUST LISTEN TO CHUCK SCHUMER,

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POINTING THE FINGER OF BLAME

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FIRMLY IN ONE DIRECTION.

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>> THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDFATHER'S

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REPUBLICAN PARTY, AMERICA.

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IT'S DONALD TRUMP'S REPUBLICAN

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PARTY.

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>> WELL, HOLD ON THERE.

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BECAUSE IN WHAT WAY IS THIS NOT

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YOUR GRANDFATHER'S REPUBLICAN

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PARTY?

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IT HAS BEEN ADVOCATING FOR

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THIS EXACT OUTCOME FOR DECADES

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NOW.

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IN FACT, I WOULD BE WILLING TO

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BET THAT IF YOUR GRANDFATHER

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DIED IN THE '70s, CAME BACK TO

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LIFE RIGHT NOW, AND SCANNED THE

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NEWS, THE FIRST THING HE'D SAY

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IS THAT THE CURRENT REPUBLICAN

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PARTY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE

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ONE HE REMEMBERS.

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ACTUALLY, THE FIRST THING

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HE'D SAY IS, "WHO'S ELON MUSK?"

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TO WHICH YOU'D SAY, "HE'S A RICH

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ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO OWN

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TWITTER."

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TO WHICH HE'D SAY, "WHAT'S

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TWITTER?"

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AND YOU'D SAY, "IT'S BASICALLY A

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MASSIVE PUBLIC TOILET THAT

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PEOPLE SHIT THEIR BAD OPINIONS

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INTO ALL DAY LONG, BUT AT

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LEAST CHER IS ON THERE TOO!"

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TO WHICH HE'D REPLY, "YOU MEAN

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SONNY'S WIFE?"

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AND YOU'D SAY, "YEAH" BECAUSE

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YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO FILL HIM

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IN ON THE DIVORCE, MUCH LESS THE

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ACCIDENT, TO WHICH HE'D SAY,

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"HOW'S SONNY DOING, BY THE WAY?"

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TO WHICH YOU'D SAY, "OH, HE'S

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GREAT, HE'S VERY HEALTHY!"

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TO WHICH HE'D REPLY, "DOES HE

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STILL HAVE THE MUSTACHE?"

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AND YOU'D SAY, "OH, YOU BETCHA!"

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BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE

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WAY TOO DEEP INTO THE LIE TO

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ADMIT TO YOUR RESURRECTED

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GRANDPA THAT SONNY BONO DIED BY

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SKIING INTO A TREE.

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BUT THEN, AFTER ALL THAT, HE'D

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DEFINITELY LOOK AT YOU AND SAY

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THAT THE CURRENT REPUBLICAN

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PARTY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE

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ONE THAT HE REMEMBERS.

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BECAUSE IT DOES.

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THIS IS JUST NOT A RECENT

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DEVELOPMENT AT ALL.

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BECAUSE WHILE, YES, TRUMP DID

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PICK 1/3 OF THIS COURT,

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INCLUDING A SEAT FOR GORSUCH

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THAT WAS STOLEN FOR HIM, THAT

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WAS THE RESULT OF DECADES OF

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WORK BY ANTIABORTION FORCES.

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LONG BEFORE TRUMP EVER EVEN

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CONSIDERED RUNNING FOR OFFICE,

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CONSERVATIVES WERE OPENLY

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ANNOUNCING THEIR INTENTION TO

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OVERTURN ROE.

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IN FACT, THE VERY DAY THE ROE

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DECISION WAS HANDED DOWN, THE

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STRATEGIZING AGAINST IT HAD

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ALREADY BEGUN.

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JUST WATCH THIS NEWS REPORT FROM

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THAT DAY, FEATURING A LAWYER

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TALKING ABOUT A LAWSUIT HE WAS

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SUPPORTING THAT COULD OVERTURN

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ROE.

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>> WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD'S RIGHT?

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YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT

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THE WOMAN'S RIGHT, YOU'RE

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TALKING ABOUT 1/3 OF THE

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RIGHTS INVOLVED.

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THE MOTHER, THE FATHER, AND

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THE CHILD.

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SOMEBODY'S MORALITY, OR LACK

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OF IT, IS CERTAINLY IMPOSED UPON

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THE UNBORN CHILDREN WHO ARE

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KILLED.

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>> WOW.

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WOMEN HAVE 1/3 OF THE RIGHTS

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INVOLVED.

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HONESTLY, THAT IS KIND OF

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PERFECT.

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BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING WE

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LOVE TO DO IN AMERICA, IT'S TURN

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EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A STRAIGHT

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WHITE MAN INTO A FUCKING

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FRACTION.

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THAT IS SOMETHING THAT TRULY IS

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"DEEPLY ROOTED IN THE NATION'S

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HISTORY AND TRADITIONS."

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BUT ARGUMENTS LIKE THAT ARE WHY

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SOME DEMOCRATS, LIKE

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REPRESENTATIVE BELLA ABZUG,

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ARGUED IN THE WAKE OF THE ROE

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DECISION THAT CONGRESS STILL

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NEEDED TO QUICKLY PASS

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LEGISLATION CODIFYING THE RIGHT

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TO AN ABORTION.

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AND SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

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BUT, OF COURSE, THEY DIDN'T DO

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THAT.

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NOR DID THEY DO IT AS THE

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ANTIABORTION MOVEMENT KICKED

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INTO HIGH GEAR IN THE LATE

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1970s, WITH THE SUPPORT OF

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EVANGELICAL LEADERS LIKE

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JERRY FALWELL, WHO HELPED

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ELEVATE THE ABORTION ISSUE AS A

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WAY OF MOTIVATING CONSERVATIVE

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VOTERS TO THE POLLS.

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THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO IT AS

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ANTIABORTION LEGISLATORS MANAGED

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TO PASS A THOUSAND RESTRICTIONS

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INTO LAW AT THE STATE LEVEL.

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ALL THAT TIME, TOO MANY

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DEMOCRATIC LEADERS SHIED AWAY

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FROM ENGAGING IN THAT FIGHT, OR

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WERE SQUEAMISH IN THEIR DEFENSE

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OF ABORTION.

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BILL CLINTON, FOR INSTANCE,

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ARGUED THAT IT SHOULD BE "SAFE,

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LEGAL AND RARE," WHICH CAST

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ABORTION AS A REGRETTABLY

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NECESSARY EVIL, NOT A

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CORNERSTONE OF COMPREHENSIVE

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HEALTH CARE.

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AND WHILE LATER, BARACK OBAMA

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CAMPAIGNED ON PASSING

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THE FREEDOM OF CHOICE ACT,

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ENSHRINING THE RIGHT TO ABORTION

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INTO LAW, WHEN HE WAS REMINDED

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OF THAT PROMISE A HUNDRED DAYS

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INTO HIS PRESIDENCY, HE WASTED

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NO TIME DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM

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IT.

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>> THE FREEDOM OF CHOICE ACT IS

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NOT MY HIGHEST LEGISLATIVE

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PRIORITY.

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I BELIEVE THAT WOMEN SHOULD HAVE

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THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE.

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BUT I THINK THAT THE MOST

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IMPORTANT THING WE CAN DO

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TO TAMP DOWN SOME OF THE ANGER

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SURROUNDING THIS ISSUE IS TO

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FOCUS ON THOSE AREAS THAT WE CAN

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AGREE ON.

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>> OKAY, EXCEPT THAT'S

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JUST RIDICULOUS.

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PARTLY BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING

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A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS DO AGREE

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ON.

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POLLS CONSISTENTLY SHOW THAT

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AROUND 2/3 OF AMERICANS SUPPORT

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THE ROE V. WADE DECISION.

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2/3!

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PRESIDENTS CAN'T EVEN GET AN

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APPROVAL RATING THAT HIGH,

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UNLESS THERE ARE, LIKE, TWO

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9-11s.

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IT'S CALLED AN 18-22, AND IF

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WE'RE HONEST, IT MIGHT ACTUALLY

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BE COMING.

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AND THAT'S SADLY BEEN EMBLEMATIC

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OF DEMOCRATS' APPROACH, OFFERING

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VAGUE STATEMENTS IN SUPPORT,

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WHILE ABORTION'S BEEN

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SPECIFICALLY UNDER ATTACK.

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AND ALL THE WHILE, REPUBLICANS

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HAVE FOCUSED ON THIS ISSUE WITH

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RELENTLESS DETERMINATION.

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HERE'S JERRY FALWELL, RIGHT

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AFTER ALITO WAS APPOINTED TO THE

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COURT, TAKING A VICTORY LAP

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FOLLOWING A RULING THAT UPHELD

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THE BAN ON A SPECIFIC ABORTION

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PROCEDURE.

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>> THAT IS THE CULMINATION, FOR

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ME, OF ABOUT 35 YEARS OF WORK.

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I DON'T THINK WE HAVE FIVE VOTES

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ON ROE V. WADE.

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I THINK WE ARE PROBABLY ONE OR

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TWO VOTES SHORT.

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>> AS WE TALKED THAT LAST WEEK

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OF HIS LIFE, FALWELL SEEMED TO

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RECOGNIZE THAT HIS BATTLE TO END

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ALL ABORTIONS WOULD HAVE TO BE

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WON BY THE NEXT GENERATION OF

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GOD'S WARRIORS.

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>> MY CHILDREN ARE MORE LIKELY

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TO SEE THIS VICTORY WON THAN I

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AM.

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I THINK WE'RE 50 YEARS AWAY.

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WE'VE GOT TO JUST STAY WITH IT,

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STAY WITH IT, STAY WITH IT AND

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NEVER GIVE UP.

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>> WOW, EVEN THE TRULY

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MAGNIFICENT SIGHT OF JERRY

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FALWELL IN A COFFIN SOMEHOW

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STILL DOESN'T MAKE THAT GO DOWN

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ANY EASIER.

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BECAUSE FALWELL WAS ACTUALLY

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PESSIMISTIC IN HIS PREDICTION

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THERE.

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THEY ACHIEVED THAT VICTORY

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35 YEARS AHEAD OF HIS 50-YEAR

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SCHEDULE.

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AND THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT THE ONLY

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THING HE WAS WRONG ABOUT IN THAT

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INTERVIEW, BECAUSE HE ALSO SAID

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HE'D BEEN PRAYING FOR ANOTHER

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20 YEARS OF LIFE, DESPITE ONLY

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HAVING ABOUT ONE WEEK OF IT

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LEFT.

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SO I GUESS AT THE VERY LEAST WE

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NOW KNOW GOD DIDN'T WANT TO

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LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF JERRY

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FALWELL'S BULLSHIT EITHER.

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AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW,

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CONSERVATIVES AREN'T REMOTELY

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DONE HERE.

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THEY'VE ALREADY EMBARKED ON THE

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NEXT FIGHT, WITH LOUISIANA

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JUST THIS WEEK ADVANCING

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LEGISLATION THAT WOULD ALLOW

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PROSECUTORS TO CHARGE THOSE WHO

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GET ABORTIONS, OR PROVIDE THEM,

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WITH HOMICIDE.

520
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,964
THAT BILL, LIKE ANTIABORTION

521
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,365
LEGISLATION IN SEVERAL OTHER

522
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,733
STATES, EVEN DEFINES PERSONHOOD

523
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,502
AS BEGINNING FROM THE MOMENT OF

524
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,137
FERTILIZATION, WHICH WOULD

525
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,105
ARGUABLY CRIMINALIZE IN VITRO

526
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:00,739
FERTILIZATION AND FORMS OF BIRTH

527
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,108
CONTROL.

528
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,877
AND ALL THIS IS HAPPENING, EVEN

529
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:05,844
AS OTHER COUNTRIES ARE EXPANDING

530
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,113
REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.

531
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,348
EVEN IRELAND IS NOW MORE

532
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,883
PROGRESSIVE ON ABORTION THAN

533
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,618
SOME U.S. STATES.

534
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,520
AND IF YOU'RE NOT UP ON YOUR

535
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,487
IRISH HISTORY, THAT WAS NOT

536
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,790
ALWAYS THE CASE!

537
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,559
AND THAT'S AS MUCH AS I'LL WEIGH

538
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,594
IN ON IRISH HISTORY -- BECAUSE I

539
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,296
SOUND LIKE THIS.

540
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:26,932
AND IT'S NOT JUST THEM.

541
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,200
OTHER PREDOMINANTLY CATHOLIC

542
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,535
COUNTRIES, LIKE ARGENTINA,

543
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,502
MEXICO AND COLOMBIA HAVE ALSO

544
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:31,136
SIGNIFICANTLY EXPANDED ABORTION

545
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,005
RIGHTS.

546
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:37,876
JUST TWO MONTHS AGO, COLOMBIA

547
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:38,510
WON A MASSIVE COURT VICTORY, TO

548
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:42,181
HUGE CELEBRATIONS.

549
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:42,948
>> THIS IS HISTORIC.

550
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,750
IT BRINGS US SUCH HAPPINESS.

551
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,618
BECAUSE LITTLE BY LITTLE WE ARE

552
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,953
CHANGING OUR HISTORY.

553
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,688
WE FINALLY SUCCEEDED IN HAVING

554
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:50,322
THEM ALLOW US TO DECIDE OVER OUR

555
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,191
BODIES.

556
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,493
WE FOUGHT FOR THIS FOR MANY

557
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,262
YEARS, AND CLANDESTINE ABORTIONS

558
00:14:56,328 --> 00:15:00,766
TOOK THE LIVES OF SO MANY WOMEN.

559
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,534
>> THAT IS TRULY

560
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,769
INSPIRING, QUICK SHOUT

561
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,871
OUT TO THE INDIVIDUAL WHO MADE A

562
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:06,438
CROCHETED SKI MASK WITH THE

563
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,741
LETTERS "ACAB."

564
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,542
LET THIS BE A LESSON THAT YOU

565
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,543
ABSOLUTELY DON'T WANT TO FUCK

566
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,611
WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE

567
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,246
PATIENCE, ATTENTION TO DETAIL,

568
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,915
AND SUSTAINED ANGER TO CROTCHET

569
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:17,750
THEIR RESENTMENT INTO A

570
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,886
HAND-MADE GARMENT.

571
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,055
THAT IS STAMINA.

572
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:23,889
THAT IS SOMEONE IN THE FIGHT FOR

573
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,525
THE LONG HAUL.

574
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:28,727
SO CLEARLY, WE IN THE STATES

575
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:29,662
HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO RIGHT

576
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:30,629
NOW, BOTH IN THE SHORT AND THE

577
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:34,433
LONGTERM.

578
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,434
AND LET ME START WITH THOSE IN

579
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:44,443
PEOPLE WHO NEED AN ABORTION IN

580
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,011
STATES WHERE BANDS ARE ABOUT TO

581
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:46,345
BE IN EFFECT.

582
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:46,979
YOU STILL HAVE OPTIONS AVAILABLE

583
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,080
TO YOU, AND ONE GOOD WAY TO FIND

584
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:48,914
OUT WHAT THEY ARE IS TO GO TO

585
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,282
THE WEBSITE INeedAnA.com.

586
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:50,883
IT HAS LOTS OF INFO, INCLUDING

587
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,518
WHAT'S PERMITTED WHERE YOU LIVE,

588
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:53,118
AND WHERE YOU CAN FIND CLINICS

589
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:53,686
AND APPROPRIATE RESOURCES.

590
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:54,453
AND IF YOU'RE STRUGGLING

591
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,020
FINANCIALLY, ONE OF THOSE

592
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:55,854
RESOURCES MIGHT BE AN ABORTION

593
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:56,655
FUND, WHICH CAN HELP COVER YOUR

594
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,389
EXPENSES.

595
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,390
IF YOU WANT TO ACCESS OR SUPPORT

596
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,425
THOSE FUNDS, THERE ARE LOTS OUT

597
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,026
THERE, LIKE THE BRIGID ALLIANCE,

598
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:01,760
WHICH HELPS ABORTION PATIENTS

599
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,995
WHO ARE TRAVELING LONG DISTANCES

600
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,797
TO REACH THEIR APPOINTMENTS, AND

601
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,065
THE LILITH AND YELLOWHAMMER

602
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,266
FUNDS, BOTH OF WHICH HELP WOMEN

603
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,000
ON THE GROUND IN IMPACTED

604
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,569
STATES.

605
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,937
BUT THESE ARE CLEARLY JUST

606
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:12,705
STOPGAP SOLUTIONS TO DEAL WITH

607
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,240
AN IMMEDIATE CRISIS.

608
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,809
LONGTERM, WE NEED ELECTED

609
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:17,910
OFFICIALS TO STOP TIPTOEING

610
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:18,977
AROUND THE ISSUE OF ABORTION AND

611
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:19,611
TAKE STEPS TO PROPERLY SAFEGUARD

612
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:25,017
IT.

613
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:25,951
THE DREAM VERSION OF THIS WOULD

614
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:26,819
BE A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT

615
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,120
THAT'D SUPPORT PEOPLE'S

616
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:28,687
FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS TO MAKE

617
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:29,855
PERSONAL DECISIONS ABOUT

618
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,389
CONTRACEPTION, PREGNANCY,

619
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,224
MARRIAGE, AND FAMILY LIFE.

620
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,158
BUT UNTIL THEN, WE ARE GOING TO

621
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,259
NEED OTHER LEGISLATION AT THE

622
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,095
STATE AND FEDERAL LEVEL.

623
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,262
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE MAY

624
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,198
NOW ALSO NEED TO SHORE UP ALL

625
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,499
THE OTHER RIGHTS SUPPOSEDLY

626
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,700
GUARANTEED BY SUPREME COURT

627
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,035
RULINGS -- FROM VOTING RIGHTS TO

628
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,636
GAY MARRIAGE -- BECAUSE THE FACT

629
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,138
IS, UNDER THE CURRENT SUPREME

630
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,140
COURT, YOUR BASIC RIGHTS TODAY

631
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,409
COULD BECOME CRIMES TOMORROW.

632
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,010
AND THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOME

633
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:56,148
SMALL OPPORTUNITIES ON THE

634
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,716
HORIZON FOR YOU.

635
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,017
IN AT LEAST THESE FOUR STATES,

636
00:16:59,084 --> 00:16:59,918
ABORTION IS GOING TO BE ON THE

637
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,019
BALLOT THIS YEAR.

638
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,154
AND I KNOW THAT YOU'D PROBABLY

639
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,455
RATHER EAT SHARDS OF GLASS THAN

640
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,457
BE TOLD TO VOTE ONE MORE TIME.

641
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,291
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE BEEN

642
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,928
SHOWING UP TO THE POLLS, AND

643
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:10,763
HOLDING YOUR NOSE TO VOTE FOR A

644
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,531
CANDIDATE YOU MAY NOT EVEN LIKE,

645
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:17,302
WHILE ENDURING THOUSANDS OF

646
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,137
TEXTS SCREAMING, "IT IS THE MOST

647
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,037
IMPORTANT ELECTION OF YOUR

648
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:19,705
LIFETIME, DONATE $20 TO THE DNC

649
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,472
RIGHT NOW."

650
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,174
AND YOU DIDN'T TEXT

651
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,511
"STOP 2 QUIT" ONCE, NO MATTER

652
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,947
HOW MUCH YOU WANTED TO,

653
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,783
AND HE WANTED TO THROW YOUR

654
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:35,187
PHONE IN THE FUCKING RIVER.

655
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,522
AND I ALSO GET WHY "JUST VOTE"

656
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:37,222
IS AN INFURIATINGLY INSUFFICIENT

657
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:37,823
SLOGAN, WHEN VOTING RIGHTS

658
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,490
THEMSELVES ARE UNDER SIEGE.

659
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,558
I CANNOT DEFEND THE SYSTEM WE

660
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,092
CURRENTLY HAVE.

661
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,093
BUT IT IS, UNFORTUNATELY, THE

662
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,095
ONE WE'VE GOT RIGHT NOW.

663
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:43,929
SO ELECTORAL VICTORIES ARE GOING

664
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,432
TO BE CRITICAL HERE.

665
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,733
BUT THEY ALSO MUST BE FOLLOWED

666
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,400
BY CONCRETE ACTIONS BY THOSE WE

667
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,269
ELECT.

668
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,304
BECAUSE REPUBLICANS, IF NOTHING

669
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,406
ELSE, JUST GRIMLY DEMONSTRATED

670
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:54,940
WHAT COMMITTED ACTION CAN

671
00:17:55,007 --> 00:18:01,313
ACTUALLY ACHIEVE.

672
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,014
THEY NEVER ACCEPTED ROE V WADE

673
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,015
AS FINAL.

674
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:03,615
THEY PLAYED THE LONG GAME, AND

675
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,852
NOT ALWAYS FAIRLY.

676
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,120
BUT THEY RALLIED THEIR BASE AND

677
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:08,720
RELENTLESSLY HELD THEIR PARTY

678
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:13,358
LEADERS ACCOUNTABLE, WHETHER

679
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,426
THEY LIKED THOSE LEADERS OR NOT.

680
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,327
AND THEN, CRUCIALLY, THOSE

681
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,161
LEADERS DELIVERED FOR THEM --

682
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,529
BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT

683
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,363
VOTING IS ONLY MEANINGFUL IF THE

684
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,999
PEOPLE WHO WIN ACTUALLY DO WHAT

685
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,768
THEY FUCKING PROMISE YOU!

686
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,836
ANTI-CHOICE ADVOCATES WORKED

687
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:28,407
REALLY HARD, FOR A REALLY LONG

688
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,274
TIME, TO ENSURE ROE WOULD NOT BE

689
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,375
PERMANENT.

690
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,109
BUT THE THING IS, ITS UNDOING

691
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,110
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE, EITHER.

692
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:32,811
THIS WEEK, WE'VE ALL BEEN

693
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:33,712
REMINDED OF WHAT THE MOST

694
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,480
MARGINALIZED PEOPLE IN THIS

695
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,616
THAT FREEDOMS ARE NEVER

696
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,619
GUARANTEED -- THEY ARE HARD-WON

697
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,488
AND THEY ARE EASILY LOST.

698
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,755
PROGRESS REQUIRES A CONSISTENT,

699
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,491
SUSTAINED STRUGGLE, A

700
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,825
WILLINGNESS TO DISRUPT EVERYDAY

701
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:52,698
LIFE, AND ACTUAL COURAGE FROM

702
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:53,565
THE PEOPLE THAT WE CHOOSE TO

703
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:57,536
LEAD US.

704
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,538
IN SHORT, WE ALL BADLY NEED TO

705
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,572
HAVE THE SAME ANGER AND THE SAME

706
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,273
WILLINGNESS FOR A LONG-HAUL

707
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,007
FIGHT AS THE WORLD'S MOST

708
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:02,641
HARDCORE KNITTER.

709
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:08,647
AND NOW THIS.

710
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:12,117
>> AND NOW, LOCAL NEWS SHOWS GO

711
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:12,751
THROUGH THE MOTIONS FOR

712
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,686
"STAR WARS" DAY.

713
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:19,758
>> WEDNESDAY, SAY IT WITH ME.

714
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,461
DID YOU?

715
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:22,694
>> OKAY.

716
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,797
>> NOW SAY IT WITH ME.

717
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:29,535
MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU.

718
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,603
>> TODAY IS A CELEBRATION FOR

719
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,771
ALL THE "STAR WARS" FANS.

720
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:39,545
IT IS MAY THE FOURTH.

721
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,212
WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE TODAY.

722
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:40,779
TO SPEAK LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

723
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,381
>> I DON'T LIKE HOW THEY TOOK

724
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,616
THIS DAY,

725
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,419
MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU.

726
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,389
I GET IT.

727
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,190
>> DOES THAT DO ANYTHING BETTER

728
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,427
FOR YOU?

729
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,063
>> HIT THE BUTTON.

730
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,232
>> ANYWAY, SHOULD I BE ATTACKING

731
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,967
THESE TWO FROM THE OTHER GALAXY?

732
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,103
ARE THEY GOOD GUYS?

733
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,506
>> HARRISON FORD PLAYED --

734
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:11,143
>> HAN SOLO.

735
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,045
>> THAT IS THE GUY, HE IS THE

736
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,080
SPACESHIP.

737
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:15,714
>> SO COOL.

738
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,383
>> AND HE GOT ALL THE WOMEN.

739
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:18,750
>> THERE YOU GO.

740
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:21,787
>> MOVING ON.

741
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:22,688
OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS

742
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:23,855
THE PHILIPPINES.

743
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:24,957
THE COUNTRY THAT GAVE US, AMONG

744
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:25,824
OTHER THINGS, BRUNO MARS,

745
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,792
OLIVIA RODRIGO, AND JOLLIBEE,

746
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:27,526
THE GREATEST FAST FOOD MASCOT OF

747
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,761
ALL TIME.

748
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:30,395
HE'S A 6'5" BEE IN A TUXEDO TOP

749
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:30,963
THAT JUST WANTS TO SERVE YOU

750
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,364
FRIED CHICKEN AND SPAGHETTI.

751
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:38,370
WHAT DO WE HAVE THAT COMPARES?

752
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,238
TERRIFYINGLY LARGE CHILD,

753
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,406
HAMBURGER JOKER.

754
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,343
HELLO-MISTER-POLICE-I-GAVE-YOU-

755
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,410
ALL-THE-CLUES?

756
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,178
PLEASE.

757
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,045
THE WINNER HERE IS CLEAR.

758
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:47,813
WE'VE DISCUSSED THE PHILIPPINES

759
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,348
ON THE SHOW BEFORE, MOSTLY

760
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:49,948
THANKS TO THEIR CURRENT LEADER

761
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:50,549
AND SELF-PROCLAIMED DICTATOR

762
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:51,149
RODRIGO DUTERTE, WHO HAS, IF

763
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:56,288
NOTHING ELSE, A WAY WITH WORDS.

764
00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:02,728
>> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO, YOU KNOW,

765
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,730
FUCK WITH US, GODDAMNIT?

766
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:05,364
>> ONCE AGAIN, I REPEAT IT,

767
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,567
FUCK YOU.

768
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:13,071
>> WOW.

769
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,306
I KNOW THAT A STRIKING AMOUNT OF

770
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,574
SWEARING, BUT YOU ALSO CAN'T

771
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,875
UNDERSTATE HOW BRAZEN IT IS FOR

772
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,743
THE PRESIDENT OF THE

773
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:18,377
PHILIPPINES, A NATION OVER 80%

774
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,711
CATHOLIC, TO CALL THE POPE

775
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,114
"A SON OF A WHORE."

776
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,117
THAT IS A BIG DEAL.

777
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:25,717
IMAGINE IF JOE BIDEN PUBLICLY

778
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,284
TOLD DOLLY PARTON TO GO FUCK

779
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:27,386
HERSELF.

780
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:34,493
FORGET BACKLASH, HE'D BE DRAGGED

781
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,862
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE BY HIS

782
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:37,729
FEET, AND RIGHTLY SO.

783
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,630
AND WHILE DUTERTE'S LANGUAGE MAY

784
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:39,364
BE SHOCKING, HIS ACTIONS HAVE

785
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,365
BEEN FAR WORSE, ESPECIALLY HIS

786
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,033
WAR ON DRUGS.

787
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,067
IT'S ESTIMATED THAT ON HIS

788
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,101
WATCH, GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS OR

789
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:46,038
VIGILANTES HAVE KILLED UP TO

790
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:46,705
30,000 PEOPLE, IN VIOLENCE

791
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:47,606
WHICH EVEN TRIGGERED THE

792
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:48,707
INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT TO

793
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:49,274
LAUNCH AN INVESTIGATION INTO

794
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,042
POSSIBLE CRIMES AGAINST

795
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:53,412
HUMANITY.

796
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,514
AND DUTERTE HAS VICIOUSLY

797
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,314
TARGETED HIS CRITICS.

798
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:57,315
THIS SENATOR WHO LAUNCHED AN

799
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:58,216
INVESTIGATION INTO HIS DRUG WAR

800
00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:58,850
HAS BEEN LANGUISHING IN JAIL FOR

801
00:21:58,917 --> 00:21:59,718
FIVE YEARS.

802
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:00,719
AND NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER

803
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,087
MARIA RESSA AND HER NEWS

804
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,522
WEBSITE, RAPPLER, HAVE BEEN

805
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:11,563
BURIED IN LEGAL ACTIONS, FACING

806
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,364
AT LEAST 11 CASES AND 10

807
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:13,098
ARREST WARRANTS SINCE DUTERTE

808
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,366
CAME INTO OFFICE, AND THAT'S

809
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:14,933
JUST THE BEGINNING.

810
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,268
>> THE PHILIPPINES CONSISTENTLY

811
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:16,935
RANKS AMONG THE TOP 10 DEADLIEST

812
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,370
COUNTRIES FOR JOURNALISTS.

813
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:19,471
REPORTS SAY AS MANY AS 19 OF

814
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:20,939
THEM HAVE BEEN KILLED SINCE

815
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,643
DUTERTE TOOK OFFICE.

816
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:29,014
AT NEWS OF ONE, HE REPLIED,

817
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:29,748
"JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A

818
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:30,649
JOURNALIST YOU ARE NOT EXEMPTED

819
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:31,883
FROM ASSASSINATION, IF YOU'RE A

820
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,719
SON OF A ."

821
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:34,753
>> HOLY SHIT.

822
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:38,623
THAT SPEAKS NOT ONLY TO HIS

823
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,191
BRUTALITY, BUT ALSO TO THE

824
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:39,858
INCREDIBLE BRAVERY OF

825
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:40,625
JOURNALISTS THERE.

826
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,460
BECAUSE THE POSSIBILITY OF

827
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,227
ASSASSINATION IS THE KIND OF

828
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:42,894
THING THAT CAN THIN OUT A WORK

829
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,697
FORCE.

830
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:50,268
IF MICHAELS' JOB LISTINGS SAID,

831
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,770
"APPLICANTS MUST HAVE SOME

832
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:52,404
FAMILIARITY WITH CANDLE-MAKING,

833
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:53,171
AND SCRAPBOOKING, ALSO, PLEASE

834
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,005
EMPLOYEES ARE NOT EXEMPTED

835
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,607
FROM ASSASSINATION IF THEY'RE

836
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:56,241
SONS OF BITCHES," I DON'T THINK

837
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,909
ANYONE WOULD WORK AT MICHAELS

838
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,011
ANYMORE!

839
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,180
NOW, THANKFULLY, DUTERTE'S TERM

840
00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:02,914
IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.

841
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,316
PRESIDENTS IN THE PHILIPPINES

842
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,584
CAN ONLY SERVE ONE SIX-YEAR

843
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:06,618
TERM, AND ELECTIONS ARE ACTUALLY

844
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,520
HAPPENING THERE TOMORROW.

845
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:09,154
AND THIS IS A BIG ELECTION, IN

846
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,956
EVERY SENSE.

847
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:14,059
THE PHILIPPINES IS A NATION OF

848
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:14,693
100 MILLION PEOPLE, AND TURNOUT

849
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,128
IS OFTEN AROUND 80%.

850
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,763
ALTHOUGH, UNFORTUNATELY, THERE

851
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:18,430
ARE SOME DISCONCERTINGLY

852
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,433
FAMILIAR FACES RUNNING.

853
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,101
DUTERTE'S OWN DAUGHTER, SARA, IS

854
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,736
RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT, A

855
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:25,270
POSITION WHICH IS ELECTED

856
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:30,275
SEPARATELY.

857
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,577
TO GET JUST A LITTLE SENSE OF

858
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:33,945
HER, HERE SHE IS WHEN SHE WAS A

859
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:34,880
MAYOR, PUNCHING A LOCAL SHERIFF

860
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,682
THAT SHE WAS ANGRY WITH.

861
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,017
AND IT IS NOT GREAT THAT YOU CAN

862
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,485
LOOK AT THAT AND SAY, "WELL, AT

863
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:41,086
LEAST SHE'S NOT AS VIOLENT AS

864
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,854
HER DAD."

865
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:44,856
BUT THERE'S SOMEONE RUNNING FOR

866
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,024
PRESIDENT -- AND WHO'S ACTUALLY

867
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:46,658
PRETTY LIKELY TO WIN -- WHO HAS

868
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,127
AN EVEN MORE ALARMING LAST NAME.

869
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,662
>> A FRONT-RUNNER IN THE CURRENT

870
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:51,997
POLLS, FERDINAND "BONGBONG"

871
00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:54,266
MARCOS JR.

872
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:56,501
HIS FATHER DECLARED MARTIAL LAW,

873
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:58,036
RULING THE PHILIPPINES WITH A

874
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,604
TERRIBLE HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD,

875
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:00,972
UNTIL A POPULAR UPRISING OUSTED

876
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:03,241
HIM IN 1986.

877
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:04,543
HIS MOTHER, IMELDA, IS STILL

878
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:09,581
FAMOUS FOR HER SHOES.

879
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:10,582
>> IT'S TRUE, THE SON OF A

880
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:11,716
GUY WHO TERRORIZED THE

881
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,851
PHILIPPINES FOR YEARS IS NOW THE

882
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:13,351
FRONTRUNNER TO TAKE OVER.

883
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:14,152
AND LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING ANYONE

884
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:14,820
SHOULD BE JUDGED SOLELY ON THEIR

885
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:16,955
FAMILY NAME.

886
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:20,525
IT'S JUST A LITTLE WEIRD IN HIS

887
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:21,860
PARTICULAR CASE.

888
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:28,466
IT'D BE LIKE IF THE MOST POPULAR

889
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,367
FROZEN YOGURT CHAIN IN THE U.S.

890
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:30,202
WAS CALLED "BIN LADEN'S FROYO

891
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,704
DELIGHTS."

892
00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:34,339
I'M NOT SAYING A FROZEN YOGURT

893
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,307
SHOP CAN'T BE CALLED THAT -- I

894
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:36,074
JUST WOULDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE A

895
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,042
NATIONAL HIT.

896
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,210
THAT'S WHY THEY CHANGED IT TO

897
00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:39,744
PINKBERRY.

898
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:40,812
AS FOR IMELDA MARCOS'S GIGANTIC

899
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:41,746
SHOE COLLECTION, THAT WASN'T

900
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:42,547
JUST A FUN PERSONALITY QUIRK.

901
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:45,617
IT WAS A SIGN OF THE STAGGERING

902
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:46,585
SCALE OF THE MARCOS' GRAFT.

903
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,419
THEY EMBEZZLED BILLIONS OF

904
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:48,286
DOLLARS FROM THE PHILIPPINES, TO

905
00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:49,788
THE POINT IT WAS ONCE RECOGNIZED

906
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:50,989
BY THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AS

907
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:51,523
THE "GREATEST ROBBERY OF A

908
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,892
GOVERNMENT."

909
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,327
AND IT'S A BIT WEIRD FOR THEM TO

910
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:56,127
BE HANDING OUT RECORDS FOR SUCH

911
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,295
A TERRIBLE THING.

912
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,097
IT'S LIKE GIVING LEE HARVEY

913
00:24:59,164 --> 00:24:59,798
OSWALD AN AWARD FOR "MOST JFKs

914
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:02,500
SHOT."

915
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,437
BUT THE ENORMITY OF THE MARCOS

916
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:06,304
FAMILY'S THEFT MAKES HOW

917
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:07,739
BONGBONG HAS DESCRIBED HIS

918
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:10,942
CHILDHOOD ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

919
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:11,843
THIS YEAR A LITTLE HARD TO

920
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,245
SWALLOW.

921
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,914
>> MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER LET

922
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:17,482
US FORGET THAT THIS IS NOT --

923
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:18,516
THIS IS NOT YOURS, THIS IS FROM

924
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,452
THE PEOPLE.

925
00:25:20,518 --> 00:25:21,887
EVERYTHING WE HAVE, ALL THE

926
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,055
ADVANTAGES THAT WE HAVE GAINED,

927
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:26,324
ANY SUCCESSES WE HAVE ACHIEVED,

928
00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:28,927
AND ANY COMFORT OR PRIVILEGE WE

929
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:35,967
ENJOY COMES FROM THE PEOPLE.

930
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,937
>> - I'- THAT IS

931
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,338
NOT TECHNICALLY INACCURATE.

932
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,306
THE MARCOSES ARE SORT OF THE

933
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,107
BRITISH MUSEUM OF FAMILIES, IN

934
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:42,741
THAT MOST OF WHAT THEY HAVE IS

935
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:45,310
FUCKING STOLEN.

936
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,479
SO IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW ON

937
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:48,346
EARTH IT'S POSSIBLE FOR THE

938
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,714
SON OF THE PHILIPPINES' MOST

939
00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:50,515
NOTORIOUS LEADER TO NOW BE ON

940
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:51,383
THE BRINK OF RUNNING THE

941
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:52,150
COUNTRY, THAT'S WHAT THIS STORY

942
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,084
IS ABOUT.

943
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:54,119
AND BEFORE WE START, LET'S

944
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:54,719
ACKNOWLEDGE THERE IS A LOT OF

945
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:55,553
HISTORY BETWEEN THE U.S. AND THE

946
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,222
PHILIPPINES, AND NONE OF IT

947
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:57,822
REFLECTS PARTICULARLY WELL ON

948
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,925
US.

949
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:01,293
TO GIVE A QUICK RUNDOWN, FIRST

950
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,194
THE U.S. BOUGHT THE PHILIPPINES

951
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:04,362
IN 1898, THEN UTTERLY BRUTALIZED

952
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,397
THEM IN THEIR FIGHT FOR

953
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,032
INDEPENDENCE IN THE

954
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,833
PHILIPPINE-AMERICAN WAR --

955
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,302
WHICH RESULTED IN 200,000

956
00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:12,137
CASUALTIES -- THEN SUBJECTED

957
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,405
THEM TO 50 YEARS OF REPRESSIVE

958
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,073
AND RACIST COLONIAL RULE, AND

959
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,341
THEN, EVEN AFTER GRANTING THEM

960
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,410
THEIR INDEPENDENCE IN 1946,

961
00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:19,577
CONTINUED TO USE THE CIA TO

962
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,579
MEDDLE IN THEIR AFFAIRS.

963
00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:22,948
ALL IN ALL, IT WAS AN ATTITUDE

964
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:28,219
OF UNCHECKED IMPERIALISM THAT

965
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:29,120
WAS -- AND I DO NOT SAY THIS

966
00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,856
LIGHTLY -- BORDERLINE BRITISH.

967
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,929
BUT THE STORY -- THAT HURT,

968
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:39,397
DIDN'T IT?

969
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:41,132
AND IT SHOULD HAVE DONE!

970
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:42,334
BUT THE STORY OF THE MARCOS

971
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:42,968
DYNASTY REALLY BEGINS IN 1965,

972
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:43,902
WHEN FERDINAND MARCOS WAS

973
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,070
ELECTED.

974
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,004
AND WHILE INITIALLY PRESENTING

975
00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:46,604
HIMSELF AS A REFORMER, BY HIS

976
00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:48,006
SECOND TERM, FACING DISSENT, HE

977
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:48,606
CRACKED DOWN HARD, INVENTING

978
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:49,341
OR EXAGGERATING INTERNAL THREATS

979
00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:56,514
TO JUSTIFY IMPOSING MARTIAL LAW.

980
00:26:56,581 --> 00:27:03,188
AND THAT WAS A PERIOD WHICH WAS,

981
00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:03,855
TO PUT IT VERY, VERY

982
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:04,556
MILDLY, A BAD TIME TO BE IN THE

983
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:05,590
PHILIPPINES.

984
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:06,491
UNDER MARTIAL LAW, SOME

985
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,859
30,000 PEOPLE WERE TORTURED,

986
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:08,760
AND THOUSANDS MORE WERE KILLED.

987
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:09,394
AND ALL THE WHILE, THE MARCOSES

988
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,028
WERE SIPHONING OFF MONEY ON AN

989
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:10,962
ASTONISHING SCALE, WITH IMELDA

990
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:11,997
PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT SPENDING

991
00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:12,931
IT.

992
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:14,132
>> IMELDA, KNOWN AS "THE IRON

993
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,066
BUTTERFLY," WOULD BECOME A

994
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,235
NOTORIOUS JET-SETTING SOCIALITE

995
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,370
AND FASHION ICON, AMASSING

996
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,305
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS IN JEWELS,

997
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:23,441
FINE ART, REAL ESTATE.

998
00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,443
HER TRAVELS SO LUXURIOUS, SHE

999
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,379
ONCE REPORTEDLY SPENT $2,000 ON

1000
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:28,780
CHEWING GUM DURING A LAYOVER

1001
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,949
IN SAN FRANCISCO.

1002
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,418
SHE EVEN FORCED AN AIRPLANE

1003
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,719
DEPARTING ROME TO MAKE A U-TURN

1004
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:35,720
BECAUSE SHE FORGOT TO BUY

1005
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:41,159
CHEESE.

1006
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:45,130
>> HOLD ON, I DO HAVE

1007
00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,364
SOME QUESTIONS THERE.

1008
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:47,132
FIRST, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FORCED

1009
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:51,302
AN AIRPLANE"?

1010
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:52,637
DID IMELDA STORM THE COCKPIT?

1011
00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:53,438
DID A PILOT SAY A SOFT PRAYER TO

1012
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,239
SEE HIS CHILDREN AGAIN ALL

1013
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:54,906
BECAUSE IMELDA MARCOS HAD A

1014
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:55,974
HANKERING FOR PECORINO?

1015
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:56,841
ALSO, IF YOU FORGET TO BUY

1016
00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:57,742
CHEESE IN ITALY, YOU'RE OKAY!

1017
00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:58,443
FILIPINO CUISINE IS PERFECTLY

1018
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,011
DELICIOUS WITHOUT IT.

1019
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:01,046
ANYONE WHO'S EATEN A SINGLE

1020
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,080
PLATE OF ADOBO KNOWS THAT

1021
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:03,348
THERE'S NO NEED TO INTRODUCE

1022
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,351
AGED COW JIZZ INTO THE EQUATION.

1023
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:08,420
BUT AS THE MARCOSES PLUNDERED

1024
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,754
AND MISMANAGED THE COUNTRY, THE

1025
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:10,922
AVERAGE FILIPINO SUFFERED BADLY.

1026
00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:13,191
THE ECONOMY WAS IN CRISIS AND

1027
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,160
THE INCOMES OF WAGE LABORERS

1028
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:16,761
DECLINED SUBSTANTIALLY, TO THE

1029
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:17,862
POINT THAT, BY THE END OF

1030
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:18,897
FERDINAND'S TIME IN OFFICE, MANY

1031
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,265
FILIPINOS WERE SURVIVING ON

1032
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,801
LESS THAN $2 A DAY.

1033
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,070
AND WHILE, AGAIN, BONGBONG ISN'T

1034
00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,271
INNATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE

1035
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:27,772
ACTIONS OF HIS FATHER, HE VERY

1036
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:28,540
MUCH BENEFITED FROM THAT

1037
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:31,843
SPENDING SPREE.

1038
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,211
THE MARCOSES LAVISHED MONEY ON

1039
00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:33,978
THEIR CHILDREN, INCLUDING THIS

1040
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:34,479
BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THEIR

1041
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:41,419
DAUGHTER.

1042
00:28:41,486 --> 00:28:42,454
>> EXTRAVAGANT PARTIES ON THE

1043
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,354
PRESIDENTIAL YACHT, DECADENT BY

1044
00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:43,955
THE STANDARDS OF THIS CATHOLIC

1045
00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:45,890
NATION.

1046
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,325
FERDINAND JR., NICKNAMED

1047
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,027
"BONGBONG," GOVERNOR OF THE

1048
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,261
FAMILY'S HOME PROVINCE, IS THE

1049
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:55,166
MAN IN THE FLASHING BOW TIE.

1050
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:58,236
>> WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

1051
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:58,436
THERE?

1052
00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,973
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S

1053
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,607
MORE UNSETTLING ABOUT THAT, THE

1054
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,541
ADULT BABY EMERGING FROM A CAKE

1055
00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:04,609
SCREAMING "MOMMY," OR THE FACT

1056
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:05,276
THAT WHILE BONGBONG LOOKS VERY

1057
00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:06,177
YOUNG THERE, HE WAS ACTUALLY A

1058
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:06,945
GOVERNOR THEN.

1059
00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:07,579
AND HONESTLY, I WOULDN'T TRUST A

1060
00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:08,246
MAN WEARING THAT BOWTIE TO RUN

1061
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,481
ANYTHING.

1062
00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:10,482
I WOULDN'T EVEN TRUST HIM WITH

1063
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:11,216
THE JOB HE'

1064
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:11,983
BRINGING OUT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE

1065
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:14,319
AT AN OLIVE GARDEN.

1066
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:16,654
NOW, THE MARCOSES WERE

1067
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:17,889
ULTIMATELY FORCED TO FLEE THE

1068
00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:18,523
COUNTRY AFTER A MASS UPRISING IN

1069
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,757
1986.

1070
00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:23,328
BUT FERDINAND HELD ON TO THE

1071
00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,462
BILLIONS THAT HE STOLE.

1072
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:27,398
THE FAMILY WERE

1073
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:28,299
GRANTED ASYLUM IN HAWAII, AND

1074
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:29,334
TOOK A LOT WITH THEM ON THE

1075
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:37,008
PLANE, SHOWING UP WITH

1076
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:38,143
$7 MILLION IN CASH

1077
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,010
AND GEMS, AND TWENTY-FOUR BARS

1078
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:48,486
OF SOLID GOLD ENGRAVED "TO MY

1079
00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:49,587
HUSBAND ON OUR 24th

1080
00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:50,321
ANNIVERSARY."

1081
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:51,089
WHICH ISN'T REMOTELY ROMANTIC.

1082
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,824
THAT ANNIVERSARY PRESENT IS THE

1083
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:53,825
PILFERING BILLIONAIRE EQUIVALENT

1084
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,026
OF HANDING YOUR SPOUSE AN

1085
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:55,627
ENVELOPE FULL OF CASH WITH "WE

1086
00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:56,261
HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 24 YEARS

1087
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,296
AS OF TODAY."

1088
00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:58,930
BUT OBVIOUSLY, THEY HAD TO LEAVE

1089
00:29:58,997 --> 00:29:59,597
SOME THINGS BEHIND, AND FOR MANY

1090
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:00,532
IN THE PHILIPPINES, IT WAS A

1091
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:01,166
REAL SHOCK TO SEE THE SHEER

1092
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:02,000
EXTENT TO WHICH THEY'D BEEN

1093
00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:05,837
ROBBED.

1094
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:08,706
>> FILIPINOS WHO USED TO BE

1095
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,875
BLOCKS GOT AN UNEXPECTED

1096
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,144
KALEIDOSCOPE OF UNIMAGINABLE

1097
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:13,378
LUXURY.

1098
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:14,212
>> WOW.

1099
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,146
>> INCLUDING THE FORMER FIRST

1100
00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:15,914
LADY'S 10-FOOT-WIDE BED.

1101
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:16,748
>> THAT'S WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE

1102
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:17,782
HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES ARE

1103
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:18,183
STARVING.

1104
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:18,983
>> AS FAR AS RAY IS CONCERNED,

1105
00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:21,819
THE MARCOSES BELONG IN JAIL.

1106
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:22,620
>> HE CAN COME BACK

1107
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:23,821
HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES TO FACE

1108
00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:24,389
WHAT HE DO THE PEOPLE OF THE

1109
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:28,026
PHILIPPINES.

1110
00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,762
>> YEAH, IT'S FUNNY.

1111
00:30:30,828 --> 00:30:33,164
SEEING THE WEALTH OF THE RULERS

1112
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:34,532
WHO RIPPED YOU OFF DOES TEND TO

1113
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:36,100
PUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE.

1114
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,068
IT'S LIKE HOW AFTER

1115
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:37,835
FRENCH WORKERS LEARNED OF THE

1116
00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:40,905
MAJESTY OF VERSAILLES IN

1117
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,507
THE 18th CENTURY, THE REVOLUTION

1118
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:45,877
WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

1119
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:46,511
"HOLD ON, THEY HAVE FOUR GOLD

1120
00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:47,212
PLATED PIPE ORGANS?

1121
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:48,046
YEAH, THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE

1122
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:49,948
GONNA HAVE TO GO."

1123
00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:51,883
NOW, IN THE END, A GOVERNMENT

1124
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,684
COMMISSION WAS SET UP TO TRACK

1125
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,688
DOWN AND RECOVER THE STOLEN

1126
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:57,455
36

1127
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,556
YEARS LATER, THANKS TO COURT

1128
00:30:58,623 --> 00:30:59,190
DELAYS AND THE MARCOSES FIGHTING

1129
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,725
THEM THE WHOLE WAY, THEY

1130
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:01,326
HAVE ONLY RETRIEVED ABOUT FIVE

1131
00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:02,160
BILLION, OR AROUND HALF OF WHAT

1132
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:02,794
WAS ESTIMATED STOLEN.

1133
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:03,795
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT

1134
00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:04,762
BONGBONG WAS ACTUALLY DIRECTLY

1135
00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:05,830
ASKED ABOUT WHEN HE RAN FOR VICE

1136
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:06,764
PRESIDENT SIX YEARS AGO, AND HIS

1137
00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:07,365
RESPONSE BACK THEN WAS PRETTY

1138
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:13,638
INFURIATING.

1139
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,489
>> I CANNOT GIVE WHAT I DO

1140
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,024
NOT HAVE.

1141
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,326
I DO NOT HAVE WHAT YOU ARE --

1142
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,061
I DO NOT HAVE CONTROL.

1143
00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:38,129
I DO NOT HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF

1144
00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:39,964
ANY OF THE THINGS.

1145
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,966
ONCE AGAIN, LET ME REPEAT, I

1146
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:48,039
CANNOT GIVE WHAT I DO NOT HAVE.

1147
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,073
>> YEAH, NOT GREAT.

1148
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,574
BUT ALSO, CREDIT TO THE

1149
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:50,408
SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER THERE,

1150
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:51,309
WHO MANAGED TO GET ACROSS NOT

1151
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:54,245
JUST WHAT HE WAS SAYING, BUT

1152
00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:56,614
ALSO COMMUNICATE HIS WHOLE "BIG

1153
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:57,782
ANGRY CRYBABY" VIBE.

1154
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:58,850
I'M JUST SAYING, IT IS PRETTY

1155
00:31:58,916 --> 00:31:59,751
IMPRESSIVE THAT BONGBONG'S

1156
00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:01,019
SOMEHOW THE BIGGEST BABY IN A

1157
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,221
PIECE THAT ALSO CONTAINS THIS

1158
00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:06,057
FUCKING GUY.

1159
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:08,926
AND YET, DESPITE BEING BOOED

1160
00:32:08,993 --> 00:32:09,594
FOR THAT RESPONSE, BONGBONG IS

1161
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,228
NOW ON THE EDGE OF BEING ELECTED

1162
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:10,862
PRESIDENT.

1163
00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:12,030
AND THAT'S BECAUSE, OVER THE

1164
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:12,630
PAST DECADE, SOMETHING KIND OF

1165
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,399
REMARKABLE HAS HAPPENED IN THE

1166
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:17,902
THAT IS, HISTORY HAS BEEN

1167
00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:19,237
REWRITTEN.

1168
00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:20,738
>> SINCE THE RETURN OF THE

1169
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,840
MARCOSES, THERE'S BEEN A TRICKLE

1170
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:27,245
OF NEW INFORMATION IN YOUTUBE,

1171
00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:28,146
IN GOOGLE THAT'S A REVISION OF

1172
00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:28,613
THE INTERPRETATION OF

1173
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:34,519
MARTIAL LAW.

1174
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,707
>> WOW.

1175
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:56,474
THAT IS A STARK REWRITING OF A

1176
00:32:56,541 --> 00:33:01,646
TERRIBLE PERIOD.

1177
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,515
AND I DO REALIZE THE U.S. ISN'T

1178
00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:05,550
EXACTLY PERFECT HERE, EITHER.

1179
00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:06,351
WE GRAPPLE WITH OUR GREATEST

1180
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:07,085
MONSTERS BY PUTTING UP CONSTANT

1181
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,019
REMINDERS OF THEM, ON

1182
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,087
MOUNTAINS, IN TOWN SQUARES, AND

1183
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,089
ON CRISP $20 BILLS.

1184
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:13,124
AND THIS WILLFUL DISTORTION OF

1185
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,492
HISTORY HAS BEEN MASSIVELY

1186
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,160
ABETTED BY THE INTERNET, AS THE

1187
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,295
PHILIPPINES FREQUENTLY RANKS AS

1188
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,930
THE MOST ONLINE NATION IN THE

1189
00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:21,299
WORLD.

1190
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,034
THAT IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING

1191
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,268
DUTERTE VERY MUCH BENEFITED

1192
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,169
FROM, AS HE RODE A WAVE OF

1193
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,337
FALSE STORIES, PAID TROLLING,

1194
00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:26,971
AND FACEBOOK ENGAGEMENT ALL THE

1195
00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:28,606
WAY TO THE PRESIDENCY.

1196
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,742
IN FACT, FACEBOOK ITSELF EVEN

1197
00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:33,211
CALLED HIM THE "UNDISPUTED KING

1198
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:34,879
OF FACEBOOK CONVERSATIONS,"

1199
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:37,081
A TITLE SURPRISINGLY NOT HELD BY

1200
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,349
YOUR UNCLE WHO HAS SOME HOT

1201
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,751
TAKES ON THE VACCINE HE THINKS

1202
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:43,254
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.

1203
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:44,355
AND THE INTERNET IS NOW

1204
00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:45,456
SIMILARLY AWASH IN FACEBOOK

1205
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:46,691
POSTS AND TIKTOK

1206
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:47,859
VIDEOS THAT BOTH GLORIFY AND

1207
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:49,761
ROMANTICIZE THE MARCOS FAMILY.

1208
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,329
POPULAR POSTS ON FACEBOOK HAVE

1209
00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,797
EXPLAINED AWAY FERDINAND'S ILL

1210
00:33:52,864 --> 00:34:01,072
GOTTEN WEALTH, SAYING

1211
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,840
HIS FORTUNE WAS LEFT BY A

1212
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:06,677
JAPANESE GENERAL AFTER WORLD WAS

1213
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,012
EARNED FOR BEING A FANTASTIC

1214
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:09,247
LAWYER.

1215
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:10,281
THERE'S ALSO THIS ONE SUGGESTING

1216
00:34:10,348 --> 00:34:10,915
THAT MARCOS, AT ONE POINT, GAVE

1217
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,083
BREAD TO A YOUNG MICHAEL JORDAN.

1218
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:12,917
IT SEEMS TO HAVE ORIGINATED AS A

1219
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:13,618
JOKE, BUT HAS SINCE BEEN PASSED

1220
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:14,485
AROUND COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY.

1221
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,119
AND LET'S JUST BREAK THIS STORY

1222
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,388
DOWN.

1223
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:18,723
ON DECEMBER 24, 1969, THE

1224
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,191
MARCOS FAMILY WAS IN WILMINGTON,

1225
00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:20,925
NORTH CAROLINA, TO CELEBRATE THE

1226
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,027
HOLIDAYS -- THAT TRACKS, BECAUSE

1227
00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:25,163
IF YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE FROM THE

1228
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:25,797
OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND YOU

1229
00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:28,699
WANT TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS

1230
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:29,700
IN AMERICA, THERE IS ONLY ONE

1231
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,602
PLACE YOU'RE GOING, AND

1232
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:32,103
THAT'S WILMINGTON, NORTH

1233
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,539
CAROLINA.

1234
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:38,176
THEN PRESIDENT MARCOS WAS

1235
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,844
WALKING IN A PARK AND HE SAW A

1236
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:40,445
SKINNY CHILD BEGGING FOR FOOD.

1237
00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:42,113
HE GAVE HIM A WHOLE BOX OF

1238
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:42,680
NUTRIBUN, AND SAID, "BRING

1239
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,548
THIS WITH YOU CHILD, SOMEDAY YOU

1240
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:44,148
WILL GROW UP TO BE SOMEONE

1241
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:48,986
IMPORTANT."

1242
00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:49,620
SO, TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS STORY,

1243
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:52,256
PRESIDENT MARCOS WAS WALKING

1244
00:34:52,323 --> 00:34:53,224
THROUGH A PARK, HOLDING BREAD.

1245
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:53,758
SPECIFICALLY, NUTRIBUN, A

1246
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,292
BREAD MAINLY SOLD IN THE

1247
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:54,992
PHILIPPINES.

1248
00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:55,726
MEANING MARCOS FLEW TO THE

1249
00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:56,661
UNITED STATES WITH NUTRIBUN,

1250
00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,329
BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE,

1251
00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,431
"WHAT IF WE GET TO WILMINGTON,

1252
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:01,799
NORTH CAROLINA, MY FAVORITE

1253
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:02,567
HOLIDAY DESTINATION, AND THEY

1254
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,001
DON'T HAVE ANY BREAD THERE?"

1255
00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:04,936
THEN HE WENT TO THE PARK AND

1256
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:05,903
PASSED, LIKE, TEN OTHER KIDS,

1257
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,538
THINKING, "NONE OF YOU ARE GONNA

1258
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,473
GROW UP TO BE IMPORTANT, YOU'RE

1259
00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:11,309
NOT GETTING ANY OF MY PARK

1260
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,077
BREAD," THEN SAW MICHAEL JORDAN

1261
00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:17,615
AND WAS LIKE, "WAIT,

1262
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,584
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU ARE

1263
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:20,618
GOING TO BE IMPORTANT.

1264
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:21,252
SO HERE, HAVE THIS BREAD THAT I

1265
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:21,853
BROUGHT WITH ME FROM THE OTHER

1266
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:22,653
SIDE OF THE WORLD."

1267
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,488
AND THEN THAT KID GREW UP TO BE

1268
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:24,355
MICHAEL JORDAN, THE GREATEST

1269
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:24,889
BASKETBALL PLAYER WHO EVER

1270
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:29,560
LIVED.

1271
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:30,528
THAT IS THE SINGLE DUMBEST STORY

1272
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:31,295
INVOLVING A YOUNG MICHAEL JORDAN

1273
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:31,896
I HAVE EVER HEARD, AND I HAVE

1274
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,265
SEEN "SPACE JAM."

1275
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:38,436
SO THAT IS JUST A TASTE OF THE

1276
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,604
ONLINE NONSENSE WHICH IS

1277
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:40,338
SUCCESSFULLY REFRAMING THE

1278
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:41,372
MARCOS FAMILY HISTORY.

1279
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:44,075
AND AT THE SAME TIME, BONGBONG'S

1280
00:35:44,141 --> 00:35:45,476
MAIN RIVAL, LENI ROBREDO, THE

1281
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:46,077
CURRENT VICE PRESIDENT AND THE

1282
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,678
WOMAN YOU SAW CHALLENGING HIM IN

1283
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:49,013
THAT DEBATE CLIP EARLIER, HAS

1284
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,081
FACED VICIOUS ATTACKS ONLINE,

1285
00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:50,815
RANGING FROM FALSE ALLEGATIONS

1286
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,083
THAT SHE HAS TIES TO ARMED

1287
00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:52,984
COMMUNIST REBELS TO PHONY

1288
00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:53,851
RUMORS THAT SHE MURDERED HER

1289
00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:54,986
HUSBAND.

1290
00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:56,254
IN FACT, FACT-CHECKERS HAVE

1291
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,188
REPORTED THAT ALMOST ALL THE

1292
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,223
DISINFORMATION ABOUT

1293
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,725
ROBREDO IS NEGATIVE, WHILE ANY

1294
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:01,659
DISINFORMATION ABOUT BONGBONG

1295
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,660
OVERWHELMINGLY PUTS HIM IN A

1296
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,662
POSITIVE LIGHT.

1297
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:06,797
BUT MAYBE THE MOST FANTASTICAL

1298
00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:08,833
LIE THAT BONGBONG'S CAMPAIGN HAS

1299
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,468
TOLD IS ACTUALLY THE MOST

1300
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:14,972
THAT HE IS NOT THE SCION OF A

1301
00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:16,140
POLITICAL CRIME FAMILY, HE'S

1302
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:17,575
JUST A REGULAR, ORDINARY CITIZEN

1303
00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:18,175
WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE RUNNING

1304
00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:20,978
FOR PRESIDENT.

1305
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:21,946
IN FACT, HERE IS HOW HIS WIFE

1306
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:22,547
DESCRIBED THE EXACT MOMENT HE

1307
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:26,083
DECIDED TO RUN.

1308
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,920
>> YOU KNOW, SIX MONTHS AGO, HE

1309
00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:31,489
WASN'T YET SURE WHAT TO DO, WE

1310
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:32,423
HAD NO PARTY, YOU KNOW.

1311
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:35,493
AND THEN ONE DAY WE WERE

1312
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,631
WATCHING "ANT-MAN" IN THE ROOM

1313
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:44,268
AND THEN HE LOOKED AT -- BECAUSE

1314
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:45,570
WE LOVE

1315
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:46,771
MARVEL MOVIES, AND THEN HE

1316
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:47,338
LOOKED AT ME AND HE

1317
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:48,472
GOES, "OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO

1318
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,340
THIS," HE TOLD ME.

1319
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:49,774
I SAID, "DO WHAT?"

1320
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,374
"RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY."

1321
00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:52,977
>> NO FUCKING WAY.

1322
00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:54,445
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.

1323
00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:55,079
I AM CALLING TOTAL BULLSHIT ON

1324
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,582
THE IDEA THAT BONGBONG DECIDED

1325
00:36:57,648 --> 00:37:01,118
TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OUT OF

1326
00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:01,719
NOWHERE, MID MARVEL FILM.

1327
00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:02,353
MAINLY BECAUSE I CAN THINK OF A

1328
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,655
MUCH MORE SALIENT REASON HE'D

1329
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:08,526
HOLD SWAY OVER THE COMMISSION

1330
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:09,226
DEVOTED TO INVESTIGATING AND

1331
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:10,661
RECOVERING HIS FAMILY'S WEALTH,

1332
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:14,966
AS WELL AS THE TAX OFFICE.

1333
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:16,834
WHICH WOULD BE PARTICULARLY

1334
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:17,668
USEFUL FOR HIM, AS

1335
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:18,536
THE MARCOSES HAVE REFUSED TO PAY

1336
00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:19,737
A TAX BILL THAT REPORTEDLY

1337
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:20,504
AMOUNTS TO $3.9 BILLION DOLLARS,

1338
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:21,339
INCLUDING PENALTIES.

1339
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:22,173
SO BONGBONG COULD EASILY TELL

1340
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,175
HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION TO JUST

1341
00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:24,775
FORGET ABOUT HIS MASSIVE DEBT,

1342
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:25,643
WHICH IS CLEARLY AN APPEALING

1343
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:26,243
IDEA.

1344
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,311
IN FACT, WHEN YOU THINK OF IT,

1345
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:28,279
"ANT-MAN" COULD ACTUALLY BE THE

1346
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,547
PERFECT MOVIE TO INSPIRE HIM TO

1347
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:30,147
RUN FOR PRESIDENT, GIVEN THAT

1348
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:30,781
IT'S ABOUT A THIEF WHOSE

1349
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:31,849
QUESTIONABLE PAST IS FORGOTTEN

1350
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:32,950
AFTER HE RISES TO POWER USING

1351
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:37,888
RESOURCES THAT HE ALSO STOLE.

1352
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:41,359
BUT I WILL SAY, BONGBONG'S BRAND

1353
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,226
RELAUNCH HASN'T WORKED ON

1354
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:42,994
EVERYONE.

1355
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,428
PLENTY OF FILIPINOS ARE STILL

1356
00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:46,030
OPPOSED TO HIM, AND TO HAVING

1357
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:46,597
THE MARCOS ERA REWRITTEN IN

1358
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,833
FRONT OF THEIR VERY EYES.

1359
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,302
DESPITE TRAILING BONGBONG

1360
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:52,536
MASSIVELY IN THE POLLS,

1361
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:57,108
LENI ROBREDO HAS INSPIRED

1362
00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,442
HUGE RALLIES THERE.

1363
00:37:58,509 --> 00:37:59,744
AND WALDEN BELLO, WHO'S RUNNING

1364
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,112
AGAINST SARA DUTERTE FOR VICE

1365
00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:03,080
PRESIDENT, HAS BEEN OUTSPOKEN

1366
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:06,217
ABOUT JUST HOW OUTRAGEOUS THIS

1367
00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:06,917
ALL IS.

1368
00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:08,119
>> MARCOS HAS CREATED A BIG

1369
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:16,227
PUBLIC RELATIONS MACHINE THAT

1370
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:23,634
USES SOCIAL MEDIA TO TRY TO

1371
00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:30,207
CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT THE 14

1372
00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:32,810
YEARS OF MARTIAL LAW, NOT THE

1373
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,045
COLLECTIVE NIGHTMARE, HE'S

1374
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,713
TRYING TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA AND

1375
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,049
HIS HUNDREDS OF TROLLS TO SAY

1376
00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:40,518
"MY GOD, THIS IS THE FAMILY THAT

1377
00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:41,485
HAS RAPED THE COUNTRY, IT HAS

1378
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:43,688
NOT APOLOGIZED TO THE COUNTRY,

1379
00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:44,622
AND HE NOW WANTS TO RAPE

1380
00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:45,022
THE COUNTRY AGAIN.

1381
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:47,725
FUCK YOU, MARCOS!

1382
00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:49,093
>> YEAH, WELL PUT.

1383
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,194
AND THE THING IS, NO MATTER HOW

1384
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:50,728
HARD YOU TRY TO REINVENT

1385
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:51,729
YOURSELF, THERE'S ALWAYS GOING

1386
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:52,663
TO BE SOME PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER

1387
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:53,130
WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

1388
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:54,165
WHETHER YOU'RE A NEW COLLEGE

1389
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:54,765
FRESHMAN TRYING ON A BRITISH

1390
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,399
ACCENT, OR A MASSIVE TECH

1391
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:56,567
OLIGARCHY TRYING TO PAPER OVER

1392
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:57,368
ITS COMPLICITY IN VIOLENCE AND

1393
00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:05,676
GENOCIDE.

1394
00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:06,410
HEY, MARK, I THINK META'S

1395
00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:07,445
REALLY STARTING TO CATCH ON!

1396
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,879
GIVE IT A FEW MORE WEEKS, MAYBE.

1397
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:12,249
YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BUDDY!

1398
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,552
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE REALLY

1399
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:14,919
PUMPED FOR THIS.

1400
00:39:15,786 --> 00:39:16,520
IT HAS BEEN AMAZING TO SEE THE

1401
00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:17,088
PHILIPPINES ELECTION UNFOLD.

1402
00:39:17,154 --> 00:39:17,621
BECAUSE IN THIS ELECTION,

1403
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:18,255
THEY'RE NOT JUST VOTING ON THEIR

1404
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:18,923
FUTURE.

1405
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:19,523
THEY'RE VOTING ON THEIR PAST.

1406
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,224
SPECIFICALLY, WHICH ONE DO THEY

1407
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:24,995
WANT TO BELIEVE?

1408
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,831
THE ONE WHERE FERDINAND MARCOS

1409
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,866
WREAKED HAVOC ON A COUNTRY AND

1410
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:29,467
ITS PEOPLE UNDER MARTIAL LAW?

1411
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,301
OR THE ONE WHERE HE WAS SOMEHOW

1412
00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:31,235
THE GREATEST NBA SCOUT OF ALL

1413
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,871
TIME?

1414
00:39:34,638 --> 00:39:35,406
AND I KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE

1415
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:36,807
WATCHING THIS AREN'T ELIGIBLE TO

1416
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:37,408
VOTE IN IT -- ALTHOUGH, IF YOU

1417
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:38,409
ARE, AND YOU'RE WATCHING,

1418
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:39,543
"KUMUSTA, MARAMING SALAMAT PO!"

1419
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,145
AND TO YOU, LET ME JUST SAY

1420
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,146
THIS, I GET WHY YOU'D BE

1421
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,214
SKEPTICAL ABOUT A BREAKDOWN OF

1422
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,648
YOUR POLITICS FROM SOMEONE WITH

1423
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:48,519
WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS

1424
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,988
"BIG COLONIZER ENERGY," AND WHO

1425
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,389
LIVES IN A COUNTRY THAT IS NO

1426
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,190
STRANGER TO DISHONEST

1427
00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:54,225
BILLIONAIRES WHO PROPELLED

1428
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:54,759
THEMSELVES TO POWER WITH

1429
00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:57,428
FACEBOOK LIES.

1430
00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:58,529
SO LOOK, DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

1431
00:39:58,596 --> 00:39:59,697
BUT MAYBE DO LISTEN TO YOUR

1432
00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,298
FELLOW CITIZENS WHO BOTH

1433
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:01,966
REMEMBER THE PAST AND ARE

1434
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:03,033
DETERMINED NOT TO REPEAT IT.

1435
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,436
BECAUSE BONGBONG MARCOS HAS

1436
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:06,504
SHOWN VIRTUALLY NO REMORSE FOR

1437
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,138
WHAT HIS FATHER PUT THE COUNTRY

1438
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,105
THROUGH.

1439
00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:09,907
AND IF THE PHILIPPINES IS TO

1440
00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:10,741
AVOID MORE OF THE SAME GRAFT AND

1441
00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:15,412
VIOLENCE THAT THEY'VE

1442
00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:16,647
EXPERIENCED OVER THE PAST 50

1443
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:19,617
YEARS, THEY'RE GOING TO NEED

1444
00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:20,351
THESE PEOPLE AND OTHERS TO

1445
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:21,252
CONTINUE BRAVELY SPEAKING OUT

1446
00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:21,786
AND TELLING THE LIKES OF

1447
00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:22,386
BONGBONG MARCOS, IF I MAY USE

1448
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:24,488
THE POETIC WORDS OF THE

1449
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:25,055
PHILIPPINES' CURRENT ASSHOLE

1450
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:29,593
PRESIDENT, "FUCK YOU."

1451
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:35,733
AND NOW THIS.

1452
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,535
>> AND NOW W DIV METEOROLOGIST

1453
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:41,138
ENJOYS CINCO de MAYO A LITTLE

1454
00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:41,505
TOO MUCH.

1455
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,574
>> TAKE A LOOK AT A BEAUTIFUL

1456
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:46,911
SKYLINE HERE AND A BEAUTIFUL SKY

1457
00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:49,380
ON THIS CINCO de MAYO.

1458
00:40:49,446 --> 00:40:49,980
>> CINCO de MAYO TOMORROW

1459
00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:51,816
SHOULD START WITH SON.

1460
00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:57,321
A LITTLE BIT OF SUNSHINE, EL

1461
00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:57,488
SOL.

1462
00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:00,991
>> CINCO de MAYO, I THINK WE

1463
00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:01,992
HOLD O OFF THE RAIN.

1464
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:07,798
>> IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD ON THIS

1465
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:09,099
CINCO de MAYO.

1466
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,302
IT WILL BE

1467
00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:18,709
>> A LITTLE FIESTA AND THEN A

1468
00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,244
QUICK SIESTA.

1469
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:25,182
>> WHAT LANGUAGE WAS THAT?

1470
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:28,152
>> I SAID THE SKY IS PARTLY

1471
00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:32,089
CLOUDY AND MOSTLY CLOUDY.

1472
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,892
>> HERE IS JULIA WITH YOUR --

1473
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:38,629
>> THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1474
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:39,530
THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

1475
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,397
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

1476
00:41:40,464 --> 00:41:41,465
GOOD NIGHT!