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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> John: WELCOME, WELCOME,

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WELCOME TO "LAST WEEK TONIGHT!"

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I'M JOHN OLIVER.

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THANKS SO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

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IT'S BEEN A BUSY WEEK, AND A LOT

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HAS HAPPENED.

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IN IRAN, THERE'VE BEEN HUGE

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PROTESTS OVER THE KILLING OF A

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YOUNG WOMAN AFTER SHE WAS

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ARRESTED BY THEIR MORALITY

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POLICE, WE ALSO LEARNED THAT

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ADAM LEVINE IS AS BAD AT SEXTING

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AS HE IS AT COMING UP WITH

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MEANINGFUL TATTOOS, AND JOE

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BIDEN DECLARED THE PANDEMIC

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OVER.

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WHICH ISN'T JUST IRRESPONSIBLE,

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IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

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YOU CAN'T JUST DECLARE SOMETHING

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AND MAKE IT A REALITY.

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IF I DECLARE THE QUEEN IS ALIVE

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THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.

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WE ALL KNOW SHE'S IN THE

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AFTERLIFE NOW, LOOKING UP AT

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DIANA.

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BUT WE'RE GOING TO START WITH

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RON DeSANTIS, FLORIDA GOVERNOR

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AND PLAYMOBIL FIGURINE INSPIRED

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BY A DETAILED HR COMPLAINT.

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DeSANTIS MADE HEADLINES

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RECENTLY, AFTER DOING THIS:

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>> THIS MORNING, A SURPRISING

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SCENE IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD.

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TWO PLANES FILLED WITH ABOUT 50

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MIGRANTS LANDING ON THE ISLAND.

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>> 50 UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANTS,

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INCLUDING SEVERAL CHILDREN,

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ARRIVING IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD,

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FLOWN IN BY FLORIDA REPUBLICAN

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GOVERNOR AND PRESIDENTIAL

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HOPEFUL RON DeSANTIS, AN EFFORT

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TO TURN THE SPOTLIGHT TO

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IMMIGRATION JUST TWO MONTHS

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>> John: YEAH, IT CERTAINLY WAS

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"A SURPRISING SCENE ON MARTHA'S

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VINEYARD," WHICH, TO BE HONEST,

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SOUNDS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL

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DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU CUM

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PUMPKIN SPICE.

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AND LOOK: OBVIOUSLY, SENDING A

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GROUP OF MIGRANTS THERE WAS

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RECKLESS, BECAUSE MARTHA'S

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VINEYARD ISN'T SET UP WITH ANY

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OF THE KEY RESOURCES MIGRANTS

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NEED, UNLESS FOR SOME REASON

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THEY'RE DESPERATE FOR A

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FISHMONGER TO OVER-DESCRIBE WHAT

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IT WAS LIKE TO SELL JACKIE O A

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POUND OF SCALLOPS IN 1983.

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AND IF THIS SEEMS LIKE A STUNT

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MADE FOR FOX NEWS, YOU'RE

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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT -- BUT IT ALSO

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MAY'VE BEEN MADE BY FOX NEWS.

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BECAUSE JUST TWO MONTHS AGO,

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TUCKER CARLSON DID A SEGMENT

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POINTING OUT THE WHITENESS OF

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MARTHA'S VINEYARD AND HAD THIS

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>> THEY ARE BEGGING FOR MORE

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DIVERSITY.

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WHY NOT SEND MIGRANTS THERE, IN

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HUGE NUMBERS?

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LET'S START WITH 300,000 AND

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MOVE UP FROM THERE.

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>> John: OKAY, FIRST, MARTHA'S

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YEAR-ROUND POPULATION UNDER

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20,000.

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SUGGESTING SENDING 300,000 THERE

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IS A LITTLE LIKE SUGGESTING YOU

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LET TUCKER CARLSON BRING YOU TO

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SEXUAL COMPLETION -- IT ISN'T

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JUST A DISGUSTING IDEA, IT'S A

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LOGISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ONE.

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BUT IT SEEMS DeSANTIS JUST TOOK

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THAT IDEA AND RAN WITH IT.

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SO I GUESS IT'S TRUE THEY SAY:

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GOOD ARTISTS BORROW, GREAT

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ARTISTS STEAL, AND RACIST

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GOVERNORS GET THEIR IDEAS YELLED

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AT THEM BY THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT

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OF THE BOAT SHOE FOUND AT THE

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SCENE OF A HAZING DEATH.

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THE STUNT WAS BOTH GRIM AND

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DEEPLY CYNICAL, ESPECIALLY GIVEN

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OF JOBS AND HOUSING, AND EVEN

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HANDED BROCHURES LISTING

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GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE THEY WERE

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NOT ELIGIBLE FOR.

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IN FACT, THAT BROCHURE WAS SO

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SLOPPILY DESIGNED THAT, WHILE IT

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FEATURED A FLAG FOR

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MASSACHUSETTS, THAT'S NOT THE

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STATE'S ACTUAL FLAG.

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THIS IS THE REAL FLAG.

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THAT IS JUST A FAKE FLAG THEY

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FOUND FROM THIS POST ONLINE MADE

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BY SOMEBODY WHO SAID, AND I

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QUOTE, "THE CURRENT ONE BLOWS,

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SO I MADE THIS ONE."

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THE BOSTON GLOBE ACTUALLY

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TRACKED DOWN THE GUY WHO MADE

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IT, WHO SAID, "NO ONE HAD SEEN

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THIS FLAG UNTIL SOME IDIOT

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STAFFER FOR DeSANTIS OR WHOEVER"

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STUMBLED ACROSS IT, "I CANNOT

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FATHOM WHY THEY WOULD USE THE

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WRONG ONE," ADDING, "THIS IS ALL

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HILARIOUS, ALTHOUGH AT THE SAME

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TIME DEEPLY SAD, BECAUSE THE

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REAL STORY IS ASYLUM SEEKERS

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BEING EXPLOITED AND HUMAN

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TRAFFICKED."

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WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

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ALSO, HOW COULD RON DeSANTIS NOT

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KNOW IT WAS THE WRONG FLAG?

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HE SPENT THREE YEARS AT HARVARD

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LAW SCHOOL, WHICH IS -- CORRECT

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ME IF I'M WRONG -- IN FUCKING

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MASSACHUSETTS!

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I REALLY HOPE DeSANTIS PAID MORE

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ATTENTION TO THE LAW PART OF LAW

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SCHOOL, ESPECIALLY AS IT SEEMS

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LIKE HE MIGHT WELL NEED IT,

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GIVEN THAT A TEXAS SHERIFF HAS

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OPENED A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION

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INTO THE MIGRANTS' TRIPS TO

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MARTHA'S VINEYARD.

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AND IF YOU'RE THINKING, "WHY A

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TEXAS SHERIFF AND NOT A FLORIDA

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ONE?," IT TURNS OUT, FOR ALL

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DESANTIS'S TALK ABOUT THE

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URGENCY OF THIS ISSUE FOR HIS

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VOTERS, THESE MIGRANTS DIDN'T

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EVEN COME FROM HIS STATE.

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WHY NOT?

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I'LL JUST LET HIM EXPLAIN.

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>> THE PROBLEM IS IS WE'RE NOT

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SEEING MASS MOVEMENTS OF THEM

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INTO FLORIDA, SO YOU END UP WITH

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A CAR WITH MAYBE TWO.

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AND IF WE KNOW THAT THAT'S

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ILLEGAL, AND THERE'S SOMEONE

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THAT'S KINDA SMUGGLING, THEN

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COMMITTING CRIME, THEN YOU CAN

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DO ARRESTS, THERE HAVE BEEN DRUG

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SEIZURES.

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BUT THAT'S NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH

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TO STOP THE MASS MIGRATION, BUT

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IT'S JUST COMING IN

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ONESIE-TWOSIES.

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>> John: OKAY, FIRST;

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"ONESIE-TWOSIES?"

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THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE'S LIVES,

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NOT A BABY'S FUCKING TOES.

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BUT SECOND, IT SEEMS, THIS HUGE

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PROBLEM FOR HIS STATE, MASS

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MIGRATION, IS ACTUALLY SO LITTLE

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OF A PROBLEM, HE HAD TO BORROW

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FIFTY MIGRANTS FROM A STATE

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HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

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STILL, CREDIT WHERE IT'S DUE:

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NOTHING SAYS "I'M AGAINST

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ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND HUMAN

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TRAFFICKING" QUITE LIKE MAKING

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FAKE DOCUMENTS TO SMUGGLE PEOPLE

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ACROSS A BORDER.

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AND LOOK: WE COULD SPEND THE

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REST OF THIS SHOW TALKING ABOUT

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DeSANTIS, AND WHY HE ALWAYS

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LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING A SUIT

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"UNDER" HIS SUIT.

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BUT THERE'S ALSO AN URGENT

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CRISIS GOING ON IN PUERTO RICO:

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>> THIS MORNING, PUERTO RICO IN

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THE DARK AFTER POWERFUL WINDS

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FROM FIONA KNOCKED OUT POWER TO

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NEARLY EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND.

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>> IN UTUADO IN THE CENTER OF

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THE ISLAND, THIS NEW METAL

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BRIDGE, BUILT JUST FOUR YEARS

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AGO AFTER HURRICANE MARIA, WAS

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SWEPT AWAY LIKE A TWIG.

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>> John: HOLY SHIT.

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THAT'S DEVASTATING.

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WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOMETHING HAS

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BEEN "SWEPT AWAY LIKE A TWIG,"

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YOU EXPECT THAT SOMETHING TO BE

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TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IN A LIGHT

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BREEZE, NOT A LARGE PIECE OF

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INFRASTRUCTURE IN A RIVER.

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ONE REMARKABLE THING ABOUT THE

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CURRENT DEVASTATION IN

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PUERTO RICO IS THAT, WHILE IT'S

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REMINISCENT OF WHAT HAPPENED

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THERE FIVE YEARS AGO WITH

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HURRICANE MARIA, THAT MADE

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LANDFALL AS A CATEGORY 4 STORM,

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WHEREAS HURRICANE FIONA WAS JUST

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A CATEGORY 1.

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AND THAT SPEAKS TO THE FACT THAT

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THE RECOVERY FROM MARIA HAS BEEN

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A COMPLETE SHAMBLES, FROM THE

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MOMENT TRUMP FLUNG PAPER TOWELS

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AT PEOPLE, TO RIGHT NOW.

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THERE'VE BEEN UNFORGIVABLE

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DELAYS IN STRENGTHENING

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INFRASTRUCTURE LIKE THE POWER

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GRID, DESPITE BILLIONS OF

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FEDERAL DOLLARS BEING ALLOCATED

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TO IT.

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AND ABOUT THE POWER GRID: AFTER

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YEARS OF MISMANAGEMENT BY THE

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ISLAND'S PUBLICLY-OWNED UTILITY,

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IN 2021, A PRIVATE COMPANY

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CALLED LUMA ENERGY TOOK OVER

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OPERATIONS.

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BUT INCREDIBLY, SINCE THEN,

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THINGS HAVE MANAGED TO GET EVEN

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WORSE.

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NOT ONLY ARE OUTAGES NOW LONGER,

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AT ONE POINT A HOSPITAL LOST

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POWER FOR SIXTEEN HOURS.

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AND THAT WAS DURING NORMAL

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WEATHER.

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AS FOR THE HEAD OF LUMA, IN A

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CONGRESSIONAL HEARING LAST YEAR,

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HE DIDN'T SEEM ESPECIALLY

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CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THINGS WERE

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GOING.

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>> HOW WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE

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LUMA'S TRANSITION TO MANAGING

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PUERTO RICO'S ELECTRICAL GRID SO

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FAR, WITH 1 BEING A TOTAL

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DISASTER AND 10 BEING A

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REMARKABLE SUCCESS?

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>> WHEN I LOOK AT IT ON BALANCE,

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I -- I WOULD GIVE US, Y'KNOW, A

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"B".

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I THINK WE HAVE A LOT TO DO.

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>> OK, SO 1-10, 1-10, YOU WOULD

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GIVE YOURSELF LIKE A 6?

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>> I'D GIVE MYSELF -- I'D GIVE

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US A 7.

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>> A 7, OKAY.

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HOW MANY BLACKOUTS HAVE BEEN

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REPORTED SINCE LUMA TOOK OVER ON

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JUNE 1?

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>> UHHHH... THE SYSTEM HAS A

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VERY LARGE NUMBER OF OUTAGES,

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CONGRESSWOMAN.

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BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER--

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>> CAN YOU COUNT THEM?

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IS IT SO BIG YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP

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TRACK OF THEM ALL?

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>> UHH, THERE ARE OUTAGES EVERY

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SINGLE DAY.

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>> John: OKAY, THAT'S A TERRIBLE

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ANSWER.

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FIRST, YOU ABSOLUTELY "SHOULD"

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BE KEEPING TRACK OF THE OUTAGES

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HAPPENING ON YOUR WATCH.

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SECOND, THE QUESTION WAS BASED

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ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN AND YOU

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ANSWERED "B."

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AND FINALLY: A SEVEN OUT OF TEN

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WOULD BE A 70% GRADE, BUT THAT'S

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ACTUALLY A "C-MINUS."

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SO IF I WERE TO GRADE YOUR

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ABILITY TO GRADE YOURSELF, I'D

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GIVE YOU A TWO OUT OF TEN, WHICH

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-- FOR THE RECORD -- IS AN "F."

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HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU

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DIDN'T JUST LEAVE THE ZOOM

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IMMEDIATELY AND BLAME IT ON A

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BLACKOUT.

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AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE CEO OF

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LUMA ENERGY, IT WOULD'VE BEEN

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ENTIRELY BELIEVABLE.

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AND WHILE LUMA'S REPEATEDLY

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PROMISED OVER THE LAST YEAR THAT

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THINGS ARE IMPROVING, EVEN

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BEFORE FIONA HIT, THERE WERE

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SIGNS OF TROUBLE.

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JUST LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE

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GOVERNOR, PEDRO PIERLUISI SPOKE

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TO DISCUSS PLANS FOR THE COMING

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STORM.

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YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE'S

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SAYING HERE -- YOU JUST NEED TO

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WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.

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>> [SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH

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LANGUAGE]

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>> John: NOT GREAT.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, THE

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FACT THE POWER WENT OUT IN THE

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MIDDLE OF HIS PRESS CONFERENCE

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ABOUT STORM PREPAREDNESS, OR THE

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FACT THAT NO ONE IN THE ROOM

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SEEMED THAT SURPRISED.

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THE ONLY WAY THAT COULD'VE BEEN

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MORE OMINOUS IS IF, WHEN THE

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LIGHTS CAME BACK ON MICHAEL

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MYERS WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND

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HIM.

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PEOPLE HAVE BEEN UNDERSTANDABLY

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FURIOUS FOR A WHILE NOW.

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THERE'VE BEEN STREET PROTESTS

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WITH PEOPLE MAKING PROTEST SIGNS

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OUT OF APPLIANCES THAT WERE

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RUINED DURING POWER SURGES.

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AND JUST WATCH THIS REACTION AT

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A BAD BUNNY CONCERT IN SAN JUAN,

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WHEN HE CALLED LUMA OUT.

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>> LUMA CAN GO TO HELL.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> John: WOW.

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IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT HOW MUCH

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PEOPLE HATE THAT COMPANY, THAT

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THAT ELICITED THE KIND OF CROWD

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RESPONSE YOU'D NORMALLY EXPECT

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WHEN SOMEONE ANNOUNCES SOMETHING

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LIKE, "EVERYONE GETS A FREE

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CAR!"

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OR "HENRY KISSINGER HAS DIED!"

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BAD BUNNY'S ACTUALLY BEEN TRYING

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TO DRAW ATTENTION TO PUERTO

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RICO'S PROBLEMS FOR A WHILE NOW.

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IN FACT, JUST LAST FRIDAY, HE

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RELEASED A NEW MUSIC VIDEO FOR

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HIS SONG, "EL APAGON," WHICH

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LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO

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"THE BLACKOUT."

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BUT AROUND A MINUTE INTO THE

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VIDEO, THERE'S A PRETTY

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SIGNIFICANT TONAL SHIFT.

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♪ ♪

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>> PUERTO RICO KEEPS STRUGGLING

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WITH POWER OUTAGES THAT ARE

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LEAVING DOZENS OF THOUSANDS OF

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PEOPLE WITHOUT ELECTRICITY.

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THIS EXPLOSION LEFT THE ENTIRE

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COUNTRY WITHOUT ELECTRICITY BACK

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IN APRIL.

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>> John: YEAH, BAD BUNNY SUCKERS

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YOU IN WITH A SONG, AND THEN

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HITS YOU WITH, AND THIS IS TRUE,

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A TWENTY-MINUTE DEEP DIVE

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DOCUMENTARY FEATURING THE

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REPORTING OF A LOCAL

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INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST.

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AND IT'S LEGITIMATELY WELL DONE

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-- THERE'S INFOGRAPHICS OF

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DONATIONS TO POLITICIANS, AND AN

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EXPLANATION OF ACT 22, THE

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PUERTO RICAN LAW THAT LURES

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WEALTHY INVESTORS TO THE ISLAND

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WITH THE PROMISE OF NO CAPITAL

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GAINS TAXES.

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HONESTLY, THE VIDEO'S SORT OF

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LIKE THIS SHOW, WHERE YOU THINK

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YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING FUN

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BEFORE GETTING TRICKED INTO,

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ESSENTIALLY, WATCHING HOMEWORK

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THE TELEVISION SHOW.

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ALSO LIKE BAD BUNNY, I TOO AM

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YOUNG AND HOT.

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I'M YOUNG AND I'M HOT AND GOING

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PLACES, LIKE MY PEER, BAD BUNNY.

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WE'RE MORE SIMILAR THAN

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DIFFERENT.

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THE POINT IS, PEOPLE IN PUERTO

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RICO ARE JUSTIFIABLY FED UP, AND

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ARE MAKING IT VERY CLEAR THAT

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THEY'RE NOT GOING TO STAND FOR

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THIS MUCH LONGER.

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>> YOU KNOW THAT IF LUMA ENERGY

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DOESN'T DO WHAT IT SHOULD BE

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DOING, IT BETTER GET READY.

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BECAUSE PUERTO RICANS ARE NICE

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PEOPLE, BUT WHEN WE GET IRATE,

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YOU BETTER SCRAMBLE TO BOARD A

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PLANE AND SAY "BYE-BYE".

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>> John: EXACTLY.

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AND LOOK: IF I'M THE HEAD OF

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LUMA, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW

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NERVOUS I SHOULD BE RIGHT NOW,

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BUT ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,

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I'D PROBABLY SAY "A SHITLOAD."

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AND NOW THIS.

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>> AND NOW: THE QUEUE TO END ALL

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QUEUES.

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>> IN LONDON PEOPLE ARE

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CONTINUING TO QUEUE FOR HOURS TO

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PAY THEIR RESPECTS TO THE QUEEN

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WHO'S LYING IN A STATE AT

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WESTMINSTER HOLD.

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>> THE LATE QUEEN HAS DONE US

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PROUD.

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SHE'S BROUGHT THE COUNTRY

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TOGETHER, SHE'S BROUGHT TOGETHER

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THE BEST BRITISH OF ALL TIME.

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TO SPEAK OF WHAT I LOVE ABOUT

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THE Q IT'S A GREAT EQUALIZER.

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>> YOUR JOB, CLASS, AGE, YOUR

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STATUS, YOU LINE UP WITH YOUR

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FELLOW BRITS.

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>> WE DIDN'T USED TO BE GOOD AT

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QUEUING, WE WERE FAMOUS FOR

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RIOTING AND CUTTING PEOPLE'S

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HEADS OFF.

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>> IT'S BECOME A GIGANTIC HUMAN

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SNAKE.

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>> SO MANY PEOPLE TURNED UP TO

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PAY TO TRIBUTE.

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>> IF DON'T PEOPLE FEEL THE URGE

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TO QUEUE, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT

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THEM?

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>> THIS IS THE QUEUE OF ALL

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QUEUE'S.

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>> IT'S THE QUEUE TO END ALL

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QUEUE.

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>> NO INTENTION OF JOINING THE

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QUEUE, YOU JUST GOT SUCKED INTO

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WEIGHT AND SUCH IS THE

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SEDUCTIVENESS OF THE QUEUE.

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>> John: MOVING ON.

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OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS

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BRAZIL.

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THE ONLY COUNTRY WHOSE FLAG LETS

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A LITTLE CIRCLE WEAR A FANCY

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SASH.

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ISN'T THAT NICE?

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THE CIRCLE IS ALL DRESSED UP FOR

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ITS BIG DAY BEING ON THE FLAG.

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BRAZIL'S ONE OF THE LARGEST

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DEMOCRACIES IN THE WORLD, WITH

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MORE THAN 156 MILLION PEOPLE

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ELIGIBLE TO VOTE.

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AND NEXT SUNDAY, IT'S HAVING A

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MASSIVE ELECTION.

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WE'VE MENTIONED BRAZIL'S

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ELECTIONS ON THE SHOW BEFORE,

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PARTLY BECAUSE CAMPAIGN ADS

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THERE CAN BE SPECTACULAR, LIKE

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THIS ONE, FOR A MAN CURRENTLY

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RUNNING FOR STATE DEPUTY:

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>> I'M SAMURAI TAXI DRIVER: YOU

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CAN FIND ME AROUND PERNAMBUCO.

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10554.

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♪ ♪

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>> John: FANTASTIC.

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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

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NUNCHUCKS.

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I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE

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HISTORICALLY A PART OF SAMURAI

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TAXI DRIVER CULTURE.

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AND I DON'T KNOW IF USING YOUR

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ARMPIT SO MUCH IS USUALLY A PART

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OF IT.

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BUT I WILL SAY, I'M IMPRESSED HE

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SPENT SO MUCH TIME LEARNING TO

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USE THEM, BUT ZERO TIME LEARNING

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HOW TO EDIT OUT THE PART OF THE

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VIDEO WHERE HE TURNS HIS PHONE

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OFF.

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MANY ELECTED POSITIONS ARE ON

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THE BALLOT IN BRAZIL NEXT

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SUNDAY, FROM GOVERNORS TO

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SENATORS.

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BUT THE KEY ONE IS THE OFFICE OF

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PRESIDENT, WHERE JAIR BOLSONARO

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IS RUNNING FOR REELECTION.

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YOU MAY REMEMBER, FOUR YEARS

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AGO, WE ACTUALLY DISCUSSED HIS

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FIRST PRESIDENTIAL RUN.

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I ASSUME.

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I DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW.

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BUT IF YOU MISSED IT:

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BOLSONARO'S A RIGHT-WING

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EX-MILITARY POPULIST WHO, WHEN

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IN CONGRESS, TOLD A FEMALE

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COLLEAGUE, "I WOULDN'T RAPE YOU,

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YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT," HAS SAID

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"I WOULD PREFER MY SON TO DIE IN

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AN ACCIDENT" THAN TO HAVE HIM BE

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GAY, AND LOVES MAKING FINGER

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GUNS ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

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BASICALLY, HE CAMPAIGNED AS A

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MISOGYNISTIC HOMOPHOBE WHO

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GESTURES LIKE HE RUNS A TECH

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STARTUP.

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BUT NOW HE'S CAMPAIGNING AS AN

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INCUMBENT PRESIDENT, AND HE'S

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BEEN DRAWING ON ALL THE PERKS OF

511
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,703
THE OFFICE -- INCLUDING RECENTLY

512
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,673
TURNING THE 200TH ANNIVERSARY OF

513
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,409
BRAZILIAN INDEPENDENCE INTO A

514
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,077
CAMPAIGN RALLY FOR HIMSELF.

515
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,279
>> HIS RALLY IN BRAZIL'S CAPITAL

516
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,647
CITY BRASILIA DREW TENS OF

517
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,614
THOUSANDS OF SUPPORTERS, AND A

518
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,150
MILITARY DISPLAY OF PLANES,

519
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,954
PARACHUTISTS, AND TANKS.

520
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,290
EVEN THE EMBALMED HEART OF

521
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,859
MONARCH DOM PEDRO I, WHO

522
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,594
DECLARED BRAZIL'S INDEPENDENCE

523
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,095
FROM PORTUGAL 200 YEARS AGO.

524
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,230
WAS BROUGHT OVER FROM EUROPE TO

525
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,065
BE ON DISPLAY.

526
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,333
>> John: WOW.

527
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,801
FIRST, IF YOU WERE WONDERING

528
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:36,969
WHAT DOM PEDRO THE FIRST DIED

529
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,470
OF, IT WAS PROBABLY HIS HEART

530
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,239
LOOKING LIKE THAT.

531
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,841
BUT IT'S TRUE -- THEY PUT A

532
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,277
TWO-CENTURY-OLD HEART ON AN AIR

533
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:45,811
FORCE PLANE AND FLEW IT TO

534
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,812
BRAZIL.

535
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,147
IT'S ACTUALLY THE FIRST

536
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,381
UNNATURALLY PRESERVED HUMAN BODY

537
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,883
PART TO FLY ON A MILITARY JET

538
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:54,353
SINCE ALL OF TOM CRUISE.

539
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,521
BOLSONARO'S MAIN OPPONENT IS

540
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,190
FORMER PRESIDENT, LUIZ INACIO

541
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,525
LULA DA SILVA.

542
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,493
HE WAS INCREDIBLY POPULAR IN

543
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,227
OFFICE, BUT LATER GOT CAUGHT UP

544
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,762
IN THE INTERNATIONAL CORRUPTION

545
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,464
INVESTIGATION "OPERATION CAR

546
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,032
WASH," EVEN LANDING IN PRISON

547
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,002
DURING BRAZIL'S LAST ELECTION.

548
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,136
BUT HIS CONVICTION'S SINCE BEEN

549
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,771
ANNULLED, AND POLLS NOW

550
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,840
CONSISTENTLY SHOW HIM LEADING

551
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,376
THE RACE BY A WIDE MARGIN --

552
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:18,744
ABOUT 10%.

553
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,379
BUT THE CONCERNS IN BRAZIL ARE

554
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,147
THAT IF, AS SEEMS LIKELY,

555
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,350
BOLSONARO LOSES, HE WON'T GIVE

556
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,085
UP HIS OFFICE WITHOUT A FIGHT,

557
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,319
AND COULD EVEN "FOLLOW TRUMP'S

558
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,888
EXAMPLE IN ENCOURAGING

559
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:30,489
SUPPORTERS TO BACK A "TROPICAL

560
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,623
VERSION" OF THE CAPITOL RIOT."

561
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,891
WHICH ISN'T GREAT.

562
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:33,892
ALTHOUGH -- FOR THE RECORD --

563
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,194
YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO USE THE

564
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,628
WORD "TROPICAL" TO DESCRIBE AN

565
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,163
INSURRECTION JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE

566
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,065
TALKING ABOUT LATIN AMERICA.

567
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,400
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE "TROPICAL

568
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,503
RIOT" SOUNDS LIKE A MOUNTAIN DEW

569
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,838
FLAVOR THAT WAS RECALLED FOR

570
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,073
BLINDING SEVERAL CHILDREN.

571
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,575
AND BOLSONARO'S VERSION OF

572
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,711
JANUARY 6 COULD BE A LOT MORE

573
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:53,512
DESTRUCTIVE THAN TRUMP'S, GIVEN

574
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,848
THAT HE'S DONE A LOT TO

575
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:56,515
CULTIVATE SUPPORT WITHIN THE

576
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,883
MILITARY.

577
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:58,984
WHICH MAKES IT MORE THAN A

578
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,253
LITTLE CONCERNING WHEN HE STANDS

579
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:01,854
IN FRONT OF HIS SUPPORTERS AND

580
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,223
SAYS THINGS LIKE THIS:

581
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,190
>> THERE ARE ONLY THREE

582
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,394
ALTERNATIVES FOR ME:

583
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,529
TO BE ARRESTED, TO BE KILLED, OR

584
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,933
TO BE VICTORIOUS.

585
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,668
AND I TELL THOSE SCUMBAGS, I

586
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:19,705
WILL NEVER GO TO JAIL.

587
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,873
>> John: OKAY, THAT'S NEVER A

588
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,007
GOOD OMEN.

589
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,242
NO ONE SAYS THAT BEFORE DOING

590
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,610
SOMETHING PLEASANT.

591
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,278
NO ONE SAYS THEIR OPTIONS ARE

592
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,446
"VICTORY, PRISON OR DEATH"

593
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,648
BEFORE THEY, SAY, MARCH INTO

594
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,150
"THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF"

595
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,918
TENT FOR BISCUIT WEEK.

596
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,952
NOT EVEN THE GERMAN GUY, AND

597
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,020
HONESTLY, I WAS KIND OF

598
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,588
EXPECTING THAT FROM HIM.

599
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,323
THE FIRST ROUND OF THE ELECTION

600
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,259
IS NEXT SUNDAY, AND IF NO ONE

601
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,060
WINS MORE THAN 50% OF THE VOTE,

602
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,495
IT'LL GO TO A SECOND ROUND ON

603
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,963
OCTOBER 30 -- ALTHOUGH,

604
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,698
WORRYINGLY, BOLSONARO HAS SAID

605
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,401
THAT IF HE DOESN'T WIN OUTRIGHT

606
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,004
NEXT SUNDAY, RECEIVING AT LEAST

607
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,105
60% OF THE VOTES, SOMETHING

608
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,308
QUOTE "ABNORMAL" TOOK PLACE.

609
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,143
SO IF ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST

610
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,278
DEMOCRACIES SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT

611
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,379
BE BARRELING TOWARDS A CLIFF,

612
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,847
TONIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT JAIR

613
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,948
BOLSONARO, THE MAN WITH HIS FOOT

614
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,817
PLANTED FIRMLY ON THE GAS.

615
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,752
AND LET'S START WITH THE FACT

616
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:07,286
THAT, UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S

617
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,321
GOVERNED PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY HOW

618
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,589
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO.

619
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,624
HE'S FOLLOWED THROUGH ON A BIG

620
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,927
CAMPAIGN PROMISE TO MAKE GUNS

621
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,761
MORE FREELY AVAILABLE IN BRAZIL,

622
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:16,395
LOOSENING GUN LAWS TO THE POINT

623
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,564
THAT, SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE, THE

624
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:19,331
NUMBER OF GUNS IN PRIVATE HANDS

625
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:22,267
HAS DOUBLED TO NEARLY 2 MILLION,

626
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,135
DESPITE POLLS SHOWING THE

627
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,104
MAJORITY OF BRAZILIANS ARE

628
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,606
AGAINST MAKING THE SALE AND

629
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:28,407
POSSESSION OF WEAPONS EASIER.

630
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:31,210
SO HE'S GIVING PEOPLE SOMETHING

631
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,011
THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR AND DON'T

632
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:33,212
WANT.

633
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,880
WHICH I BELIEVE IS ALSO THE JOB

634
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,114
DESCRIPTION FOR THE HEAD OF

635
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:39,418
ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AT NETFLIX.

636
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,053
BUT MUCH MORE THAN THAT,

637
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,721
BOLSONARO'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE

638
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,388
DISASTER FOR THE AMAZON, A

639
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,957
RAINFOREST THAT'S CRITICAL FOR

640
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:48,627
BRAZIL AND, Y'KNOW, THE PLANET.

641
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,095
HE'S LOOSENED REGULATIONS TO

642
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,864
EXPAND LOGGING AND MINING THERE,

643
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,265
AND MASSIVELY SCALED BACK

644
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,600
PROTECTIONS AND ENFORCEMENT.

645
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,502
AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE

646
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,804
TOOK OFFICE, CONDITIONS

647
00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,371
DETERIORATED.

648
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,639
>> UNDER BOLSONARO,

649
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,007
DEFORESTATION IS AT ITS HIGHEST

650
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,208
POINT IN A DECADE, WITH AN AREA

651
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,843
10 TIMES THE SIZE OF NEW YORK

652
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,445
CITY DESTROYED THROUGH OCTOBER

653
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,313
THIS YEAR.

654
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,849
AND IN AUGUST, THERE WAS AN

655
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,418
AVERAGE OF 1,000 FIRES EVERY

656
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:13,585
DAY.

657
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,520
>> John: WOW, A THOUSAND FIRES A

658
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:15,721
DAY.

659
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,656
THAT IS SO MANY FIRES!

660
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,558
IF YOU ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENS IN

661
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,026
THE AMAZON A THOUSAND TIMES A

662
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,728
DAY, MY FIRST GUESS WOULD BE

663
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,397
CAPYBARAS FUCKING.

664
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,198
SELF EXPLANATORY.

665
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:26,832
MY SECOND WOULD BE FROG BIRTHDAY

666
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:27,733
PARTIES.

667
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:28,600
STATISTICALLY, THERE'S GOTTA BE

668
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,902
AT LEAST 5000 OF THEM

669
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,503
WITH A BIRTHDAY EVERY DAY AND WE

670
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,105
HAVE TO ASSUME THAT SOME COMBINE

671
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,540
PARTIES FOR CONVENIENCE AND

672
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,173
OTHERS JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE

673
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,041
A BIG THING THIS YEAR.

674
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,676
BUT EXACTLY ZERO OF MY GUESSES

675
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,144
WOULD BE 'FIRES'.

676
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,779
THESE FIRES ARE OFTEN PART OF

677
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,948
ILLEGAL DEFORESTATION, TO CLEAR

678
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,616
AREAS FOR INDUSTRIAL USES --

679
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,984
DEFORESTATION, INCIDENTALLY,

680
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,619
WHICH CAN ENCROACH ON LAND WHERE

681
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,288
INDIGENOUS PEOPLE LIVE.

682
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,989
AND THEY'VE BEEN FORCED TO

683
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,591
CONFRONT THESE LOGGERS,

684
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,258
RANCHERS, AND MINERS ON THEIR

685
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,594
OWN, WHICH CAN BE BOTH VERY

686
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,095
DANGEROUS, AND DEEPLY

687
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,431
DISPIRITING.

688
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,199
>> WHEN WE CONFRONT THEM THEY

689
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:05,304
SAY, "DON'T YOU WATCH THE NEWS?

690
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,038
BOLSONARO SAID THAT WHEN HE WON

691
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,040
WE COULD TAKE WOOD FROM

692
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,041
INDIGENOUS LAND."

693
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,943
THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY TO US.

694
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,110
>> John: RIGHT.

695
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:12,711
IT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH TO FIGHT

696
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,546
SOMEONE TAKING YOUR STUFF WHEN

697
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:15,047
THEY'VE ESSENTIALLY GOT

698
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,348
PERMISSION FROM THE MOST

699
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:16,982
POWERFUL PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.

700
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,650
IF I STOLE YOUR WALLETS AND THEN

701
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,120
PLAYED A CLIP OF BIDEN SAYING,

702
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:22,854
"I ENCOURAGE YOU TO ROB YOUR

703
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,355
AUDIENCE MEMBERS, JOHN.

704
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,257
NOW I GOTTA GO, I NEED TO GO SAY

705
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,092
TEN WRONG THINGS IN A ROW ON '60

706
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,727
MINUTES,'" THERE WOULDN'T BE

707
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,530
MUCH YOU COULD DO.

708
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,631
THE POINT IS, THE DESTRUCTION OF

709
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,166
THE AMAZON UNDER BOLSONARO HAS

710
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,834
BEEN DEVASTATING.

711
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,470
IN FACT, WHILE WORLDWIDE

712
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:38,971
GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS

713
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,238
PLUMMETED BY ALMOST 7% IN 2020,

714
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,908
DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, BRAZIL'S

715
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,409
EMISSIONS ACTUALLY GREW BY

716
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,945
NEARLY 10%.

717
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,080
AND BOLSONARO'S ADDED INSULT TO

718
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,448
INJURY, CLAIMING THOSE FIRES IN

719
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,984
THE AMAZON WERE FALSE FLAGS,

720
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,552
ACCUSING OUTSIDERS OF BEING PART

721
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,420
OF A NEFARIOUS PLOT TO SEIZE

722
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,655
BRAZIL'S JUNGLES, AND DIRECTLY

723
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,924
ACCUSING LEONARDO DICAPRIO OF

724
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,493
FUNDING ARSON IN THE AMAZON.

725
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,595
WHICH IS ABSURD!

726
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,263
WHERE WOULD LEO FIND THE TIME TO

727
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:05,864
DO THAT BETWEEN HIS BUSY FILM

728
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:10,335
SCHEDULE, HIS DAILY YACHT FUCK,

729
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:10,969
AND HAVING A BIG LAUGH AT EVERY

730
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,171
TWEET ABOUT HIS MAY DECEMEBER

731
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:13,605
LOVE LIFE.

732
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,239
"MAN, THE INTERNET GOT ME

733
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,042
AGAIN!"

734
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,410
LEO SHOUTS TO THE RICHEST PEOPLE

735
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,111
ON THE PLANET OVER A BOTTLE OF

736
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:19,745
WINE THAT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR

737
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:24,483
RENT.

738
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:25,150
BUT PERHAPS THE DEFINING

739
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:25,684
CATASTROPHE OF BOLSONARO'S

740
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:26,485
PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN HIS HANDLING

741
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,319
OF THE COVID PANDEMIC.

742
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:31,757
BRAZIL HAS SUFFERED MASSIVELY --

743
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:32,391
OVER 34 MILLION CASES, AND OVER

744
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:32,891
685,000 DEATHS.

745
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,162
AND RIGHT FROM THE START, HE

746
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,764
REFUSED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,

747
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:39,398
INITIALLY DISMISSING COVID AS "A

748
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,734
LITTLE FLU," AND THEN, ONCE THE

749
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:43,301
DEATH TOLL STARTED RISING,

750
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,403
SHRUGGING OFF RESPONSIBILITY IN

751
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:49,775
THE MOST DICKISH POSSIBLE WAY.

752
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:50,676
>> EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE

753
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:53,111
PANDEMIC NOWADAYS.

754
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,446
WE HAVE GOT TO STOP WITH THIS.

755
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:54,946
I'M SORRY FOR THE DEAD.

756
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,548
I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE ALL GOING

757
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:57,749
TO DIE ONE DAY.

758
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,384
EVERYBODY HERE IS GOING TO DIE.

759
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:00,285
WE HAVE TO STOP BEING A COUNTRY

760
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,120
OF SISSIES.

761
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:02,854
>> John: WOW.

762
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,157
THAT IS MONUMENTALLY SHITTY.

763
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:06,124
I GOTTA SAY -- AMERICA'S COVID

764
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:09,061
RESPONSE LEFT A LOT TO BE

765
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,063
DESIRED, BUT AT LEAST THE CDC'S

766
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,397
SLOGAN WAS NEVER "WHAT ARE YOU

767
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:13,799
COMPLAINING ABOUT, DEATH COMES

768
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,233
FOR ALL OF US, MAN UP AND DIE IN

769
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,136
A HOLE."

770
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,404
BUT BOLSONARO DIDN'T JUST

771
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,106
ABDICATE RESPONSIBILITY FOR

772
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,140
FIGHTING COVID, HE ACTIVELY MADE

773
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,809
IT WORSE, ATTACKING GOVERNORS

774
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,343
AND ANYONE ELSE WHO PROMOTED

775
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,345
SHUTDOWNS OR SOCIAL DISTANCING.

776
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,281
IN FACT, TO THE EXTENT THAT

777
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:32,017
LOCKDOWN ORDERS WERE ISSUED AT

778
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,018
ALL IN BRAZILIAN CITIES, THEY

779
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,687
SOMETIMES CAME FROM VERY

780
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:36,988
SURPRISING PLACES.

781
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:39,191
>> THE SITUATION HAS BECOME SO

782
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,126
SERIOUS THAT THE DRUG GANGS THAT

783
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,095
RULE THIS SLUM AND OTHER SLUMS

784
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,697
IN RIO DE JANEIRO HAVE DECREED A

785
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:46,765
LOCKDOWN, AND THEY HAVE

786
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,500
FORBIDDEN ALL CLANDESTINE

787
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:49,201
PARTIES FROM HAPPENING.

788
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,269
>> John: IT'S TRUE!

789
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:52,571
DRUG GANGS ENDED UP BEING MORE

790
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:53,438
RESPONSIBLE WHEN IT CAME TO

791
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:54,005
COVID THAN THE BRAZILIAN

792
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,108
GOVERNMENT!

793
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,209
ALTHOUGH, LET'S NOT GIVE THEM

794
00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:58,410
TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR BANNING

795
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,579
PARTIES -- YOU KNOW WHAT'S

796
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:01,446
PRETTY APPEALING WHEN YOU'RE

797
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:02,080
STUCK INSIDE WITH NOTHING TO DO

798
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:02,514
AND NOWHERE TO GO?

799
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,283
DRUGS.

800
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,918
AND WHAT'S SO FRUSTRATING IS

801
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,287
THAT BRAZIL WAS

802
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:10,021
BETTER-POSITIONED THAN MANY

803
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,223
OTHER COUNTRIES TO HANDLE COVID.

804
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,492
IT HAS A LONG HISTORY OF

805
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,060
SUCCESSFUL INOCULATION DRIVES,

806
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,729
STARRING THEIR BELOVED VACCINE

807
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,030
MASCOT, ZE GOTINHA, WHO, AT

808
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,132
BEST, LOOKS LIKE A SUPER SPERM

809
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:23,101
AND AT WORST, A KLAN MEMBER ALL

810
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,569
DRESSED UP FOR JAZZERCISE.

811
00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:28,106
AND YET, BOLSONARO NOT ONLY

812
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:28,740
SOWED DOUBTS ABOUT THE EFFICACY

813
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:29,975
OF VACCINES, HE DELAYED ORDERING

814
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,610
DOSES FOR MONTHS.

815
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,078
IN FACT, LAST YEAR, PFIZER

816
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,546
APPARENTLY REACHED OUT TO THE

817
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,148
BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT 81 TIMES,

818
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,582
TRYING TO SET UP A DEAL TO

819
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:38,817
PROVIDE DOSES OF VACCINES, BUT

820
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:41,219
MOST OF THE TIME GOT NO ANSWER.

821
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:42,621
AND SOME OF THOSE EMAILS FROM

822
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:45,590
PFIZER WERE JUST SAD.

823
00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:46,558
ONE READ: HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH

824
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:47,359
YOU!

825
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,594
I JUST WANTED TO CONFIRM THAT

826
00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:51,129
YOU RECEIVED YESTERDAY A

827
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,297
COMMUNICATION SENT ON BEHALF OF

828
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,231
THE PRESIDENT OF PFIZER, WITH

829
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,233
THE UPDATED PROPOSAL OF A

830
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:55,801
POSSIBLE SUPPLY OF COVID-19

831
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:57,435
VACCINES.

832
00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:59,471
WILL YOU LET ME KNOW?"

833
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,306
AND COME ON, PFIZER!

834
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,208
IF YOU'RE GETTING GHOSTED, YOU

835
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,076
GOTTA BE MORE BLUNT THAN THAT.

836
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:06,511
SOMETHING LIKE "ATTENTION

837
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,779
DICKHEADS: YOUR COUNTRY HAS

838
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,347
COVID, WE HAVE A VACCINE, LET'S

839
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:13,785
DO THIS THING."

840
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:14,586
OR EVEN: "EARTH TO PRESIDENT

841
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,121
BITCH: STOP SUBTWEETING LEONARDO

842
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:16,822
DICAPRIO AND ANSWER YOUR FUCKING

843
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,690
PHONE."

844
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,625
AND THE THING IS, IT'S NOT LIKE

845
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,327
BRAZILIANS DIDN'T WANT VACCINES

846
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,361
-- PROVEN BY THE FACT THAT, ONCE

847
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:25,263
THEY FINALLY BECAME AVAILABLE,

848
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,766
VIRTUALLY 100% OF THE ADULT

849
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,935
POPULATIONS IN RIO AND SAO PAULO

850
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,670
GOT FULLY VACCINATED, A NUMBER

851
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:35,273
NO AMERICAN CITY HAS HIT.

852
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,375
AND THE COVID DEBACLE WOULD BE

853
00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:38,677
ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO BE DONE

854
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:39,744
WITH BOLSONARO, BUT THERE'S SO

855
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:47,452
MUCH MORE -- FROM HIS OPEN

856
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,654
DESPITE RUNNING ON AN

857
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:50,956
ANTICORRUPTION PLATFORM, THEY'VE

858
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:51,590
BEEN, ENGULFED IN A GROWING

859
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:57,996
NUMBER OF GRAMM CRIMINAL

860
00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:03,068
INVESTIGATIONS.

861
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:03,702
INCLUDING, AT ONE POINT,

862
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,769
THREATENING TO PUNCH A REPORTER

863
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,739
IN THE FACE, TO THE FACT THAT,

864
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:08,206
DESPITE RUNNING ON AN

865
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:08,807
ANTI-CORRUPTION PLATFORM FOUR

866
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:09,441
YEARS AGO, HE'S NOW HAD MULTIPLE

867
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:10,075
ALLEGATIONS LEVELED AGAINST HIM

868
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:10,442
AND HIS FAMILY.

869
00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:11,076
IT'S NO WONDER HE'S TRAILING IN

870
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:11,343
THE POLLS.

871
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:11,877
WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THAT

872
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:12,377
BOLSONARO DOESN'T HAVE

873
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:12,978
SUPPORTERS -- BECAUSE HE DOES,

874
00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:15,080
AND THEY CAN BE INTENSE.

875
00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:16,548
>> THOUSANDS OF SUPPORTERS LINED

876
00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,084
UP IN FRONT OF THIS GYM NEXT TO

877
00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:21,319
RIO DE JANEIRO'S ICONIC MARACAÃA

878
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,622
FOOTBALL STADIUM.

879
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:24,556
INSIDE, CROWDS WEARING THE

880
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,825
COLORS OF THE BRAZILIAN FLAG

881
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:27,792
CHEER FOR PRESIDENT JAIR

882
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:28,360
BOLSONARO, CALLING HIM THE

883
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:36,668
MESSIAH AND THE MYTH.

884
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:37,936
>> John: I LOVE THAT MAN.

885
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,004
I LOVE HIS OUTFIT.

886
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,205
I LOVE HIS FACEPAINT.

887
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,606
I LOVE THE WAY HE KIND OF LOOKS

888
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:42,307
LIKE THE HULK LOSING HIS SHIT AT

889
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,009
A GREEN BAY PACKERS GAME.

890
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:45,277
BUT WHAT I LOVE MOST OF ALL IS

891
00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:46,745
WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SECURITY

892
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:47,679
GUARD OVER HIS SHOULDER,

893
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:52,684
SCANNING THE CROWD FOR THREATS,

894
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:53,318
WHILE LOOKING EVERYWHERE BUT

895
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:53,985
AT THE BRIGHT GREEN MAN IN FRONT

896
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:54,586
OF HIM, SCREAMING SO HARD HE

897
00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:56,788
MIGHT EXPLODE.

898
00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:58,823
AND BOLSONARO'S BEEN VERY

899
00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,624
DELIBERATELY LAYING THE

900
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:00,926
GROUNDWORK WITH HIS SUPPORTERS

901
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,527
FOR AN EVENTUAL TRUMP-STYLE

902
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:03,895
REFUSAL TO ACCEPT THE ELECTION

903
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,630
RESULTS -- EVEN POINTING TO OUR

904
00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:07,098
LAST ELECTION AS A CAUTIONARY

905
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:10,902
TALE FOR BRAZILIANS.

906
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,170
>> WHAT HAPPENED IN THE AMERICAN

907
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,972
ELECTIONS.

908
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,307
BASICALLY, THE PROBLEM, THE

909
00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:16,841
CAUSE OF THIS CRISIS WAS THE

910
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,344
LACK OF TRUST IN THE VOTE.

911
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,645
>> THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO VOTED

912
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:21,780
3, 4 TIMES.

913
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:22,681
DEAD PEOPLE VOTED.

914
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,816
IT WAS A MESS.

915
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:25,984
>> John: GREAT, SO THAT'S THE

916
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:27,619
JANUARY 6TH OP-ED ABSOLUTELY NO

917
00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:29,087
ONE NEEDED, FROM THE MAN NO ONE

918
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:30,655
WANTED TO HEAR IT FROM, AND FROM

919
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,958
THE CAMERA ANGLE ABSOLUTELY NO

920
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:34,459
ONE DESERVES.

921
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,393
HE'S SAYING HIS STUPID OPINIONS

922
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,895
OUT LOUD, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE

923
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,563
TO GO HUNTING FOR THEM RIGHT UP

924
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:41,366
HIS NOSTRILS.

925
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,500
BOLSONARO'S BEEN GOING OUT OF

926
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,202
HIS WAY TO UNDERMINE FAITH IN

927
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,271
BRAZIL'S ELECTION SYSTEM,

928
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:47,138
SUGGESTING JUDGES AND OFFICIALS

929
00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:49,240
ARE TRYING TO SABOTAGE HIS

930
00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,342
REELECTION, AND FEARMONGERING

931
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:51,710
ABOUT THE COUNTRY'S ELECTRONIC

932
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,411
VOTING MACHINES -- MACHINES,

933
00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,547
INCIDENTALLY, WHICH ARE EVEN THE

934
00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:56,915
SUBJECT OF ASMR ELECTION PSA'S

935
00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,851
LIKE THIS ONE:

936
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,287
>> ELECTRONIC BALLOT BOX ASMR.

937
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,421
DO YOU STILL HAVE QUESTIONS

938
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:05,991
ABOUT THE ELECTIONS?

939
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:06,524
WE'RE HERE TO MAKE THINGS

940
00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:09,794
SIMPLE.

941
00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:10,996
AND TODAY'S QUESTION IS: WHY

942
00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:12,263
VOTE?

943
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,832
>> John: HORNY.

944
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,200
YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY THERE ARE

945
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:16,568
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE EXPERIENCING

946
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,370
THEIR OWN PERSONAL SEXUAL

947
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:19,471
AWAKENINGS, AND I'M GUESSING

948
00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,306
TODAY AT LEAST ONE OF THEM

949
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,141
DISCOVERED THAT SOFTLY FONDLING

950
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,309
BRAZILIAN VOTING MACHINES IS

951
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:30,348
APPARENTLY THEIR THING.

952
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:31,149
WELCOME TO THE REST OF YOUR

953
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:31,950
LIFE.

954
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:32,550
BUT BRAZIL'S VOTING MACHINES

955
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:33,084
AREN'T JUST QUIETLY EROTIC,

956
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,119
THEY'RE ALSO WIDELY SEEN AS

957
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:35,120
SECURE.

958
00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:36,087
THEY ARE NOT CONNECTED TO THE

959
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,822
INTERNET, WHICH MAKES THEM ALL

960
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,157
BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO HACK.

961
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,558
AND IT'S WORTH KNOWING THAT,

962
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:41,926
SINCE THEIR INTRODUCTION IN

963
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,028
1996, AUTHORITIES HAVE NEVER

964
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:45,897
FOUND ANY EVIDENCE OF WIDESPREAD

965
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,065
FRAUD.

966
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:48,566
YET BOLSANARO'S REPEATEDLY

967
00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:49,868
ATTACKED THE MACHINES AS

968
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:51,436
CROOKED, CLAIMING HIS MARGIN OF

969
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,971
VICTORY IN 2018 ACTUALLY SHOULD

970
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:54,973
HAVE BEEN LARGER.

971
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,242
HE EVEN SUBJECTED A ROOM FULL OF

972
00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,411
DIPLOMATS TO A 45-MINUTE

973
00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:00,245
POWERPOINT PRESENTATION ACCUSING

974
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,513
BRAZIL'S ELECTIONS OF BEING

975
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,281
RIGGED.

976
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,151
AND THAT'S INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS,

977
00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:07,118
PARTLY BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL AGREE

978
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,487
TO ANYTHING IF YOU THREATEN THEM

979
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:10,755
WITH A 45-MINUTE POWERPOINT

980
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:12,157
PRESENTATION.

981
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:13,758
IN OUR OFFICE, WE HAVE AN EMAIL

982
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,894
SECURITY SEMINAR ONCE A YEAR,

983
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,528
AND THIS YEAR I BROKE MY LAPTOP

984
00:28:16,594 --> 00:28:18,463
WITH A HAMMER JUST SO I COULD

985
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,864
CLAIM IT DIDN'T APPLY TO ME.

986
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,767
IT WAS THE RIGHT CALL AND I'D DO

987
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:23,635
IT AGAIN.

988
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,103
AND LOOK: I DON'T WANT TO WASTE

989
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,571
TIME KNOCKING DOWN EVERY ONE OF

990
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:28,339
BOLSONARO'S COMPLAINTS, BECAUSE

991
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:29,641
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT IN

992
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:31,509
RAISING THESE OBJECTIONS IN THE

993
00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:34,079
RUN-UP TO THE ELECTION, HIS

994
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:35,580
INTENTION ISN'T TO MAXIMIZE THE

995
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:36,614
SECURITY OF THE VOTE, BUT TO

996
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,315
MAXIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF DISTRUST

997
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,250
THAT PEOPLE HAVE IN IT.

998
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,385
AND HIS SUPPORTERS HAVE BEEN

999
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:43,421
LISTENING TO HIS BULLSHIT.

1000
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,256
>> IF THE ELECTIONS ARE FAIR, HE

1001
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,925
WINS IN THE FIRST ROUND, ONLY IN

1002
00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:48,827
THE FIRST ROUND.

1003
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:49,794
>> HE WILL ONLY LOSE THE

1004
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:50,995
ELECTION IF THERE IS FRAUD, AND

1005
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,397
THE PEOPLE WILL TAKE TO THE

1006
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,231
STREETS TO STOP THAT FROM

1007
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:54,332
HAPPENING.

1008
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,400
>> John: SEE, THAT'S

1009
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:56,935
INTERESTING, BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK

1010
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:57,869
AT THAT MAN YOU'D THINK, "HE

1011
00:28:57,936 --> 00:29:00,004
LOVES BRAZIL."

1012
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,039
BUT IF YOU "LISTEN" TO HIM,

1013
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:02,073
YOU'D LEARN "HE'S WILLING TO

1014
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,042
BURN HIS COUNTRY DOWN BASED ON A

1015
00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:04,809
FLIMSILY-LAID CONSPIRACY

1016
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:05,844
THEORY."

1017
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,112
BUT I GUESS THAT DUALITY IS JUST

1018
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,446
PART OF THE BOUNDLESS MYSTERY

1019
00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:09,814
AND CONTRADICTION THAT MAKES

1020
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:14,385
HUMAN BEINGS THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

1021
00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,221
AND GIVEN BOLSONARO'S RHETORIC,

1022
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,423
IT'S NO WONDER THERE'VE ALREADY

1023
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,324
BEEN OUTBREAKS OF VIOLENCE.

1024
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:21,793
ONE LULA SUPPORTER WAS KILLED

1025
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,228
WHEN A BOLSONARO SUPPORTER

1026
00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:25,130
INVADED HIS LULA-THEMED BIRTHDAY

1027
00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:26,397
PARTY AND SHOT HIM, WHILE

1028
00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:26,865
SHOUTING THAT "ALL PT

1029
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,533
PARTISANS" -- THAT IS,

1030
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,801
SUPPORTERS OF LULA'S POLITICAL

1031
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,369
PARTY -- "WILL DIE."

1032
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,872
SO THINGS ARE VERY TENSE RIGHT

1033
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,140
NOW IN BRAZIL -- AND THAT'S

1034
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,608
BEFORE YOU CONSIDER JUST HOW

1035
00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:37,242
CLOSE BOLSONARO IS TO THE ARMED

1036
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:40,378
FORCES THERE.

1037
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,946
NOT ONLY IS HE EX-MILITARY, AND

1038
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:43,948
NOT ONLY HAS HE EXPRESSED

1039
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:44,616
ADMIRATION FOR THE MILITARY

1040
00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:47,485
DICTATORSHIP THAT RAN THE

1041
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:48,119
COUNTRY UNTIL 1985, HIS

1042
00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:49,587
GOVERNMENT IS ALSO HEAVILY

1043
00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,157
STOCKED WITH MILITARY PERSONNEL.

1044
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,391
AND SOME LEADERS OF BRAZIL'S

1045
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,393
ARMED FORCES ARE NOW ECHOING HIS

1046
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,295
DOUBTS ABOUT THE INTEGRITY OF

1047
00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,530
THE ELECTIONS.

1048
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,865
ALL OF WHICH HAS LED SOME IN

1049
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,667
BRAZIL TO UNDERSTANDABLY WORRY

1050
00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:07,572
ABOUT WHAT LIES AHEAD.

1051
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,407
>> THIS FLIRTING OF PRESIDENT

1052
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,509
BOLSONARO WITH A COUP IS NOT A

1053
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,345
RECENT THING IT'S AN OLD THING.

1054
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:15,413
THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HIM ARE

1055
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,415
WILLING TO DO ANYTHING.

1056
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,384
JUST LIKE THE SUPPORTERS OF

1057
00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:20,084
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WHEN THE

1058
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:25,056
CAPITOL WAS INVADED.

1059
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:26,391
I HAVE NO DOUBT, I HAVE EVEN

1060
00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:27,358
WRITTEN ABOUT IT, THAT HERE IN

1061
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,527
BRAZIL, WE WILL HAVE A TRAGIC,

1062
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,062
DRAMATIC REPETITION OF WHAT

1063
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,564
HAPPENED THERE.

1064
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:33,364
>> John: YEAH, EXCEPT,

1065
00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:35,333
CRUCIALLY, IT COULD BE MUCH

1066
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,302
WORSE THERE -- BECAUSE LUCKILY

1067
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:38,570
FOR US, TRUMP'S ALLIES WERE

1068
00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:39,904
GENERALLY LIMITED TO A SHIRTLESS

1069
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,773
MAN IN A FUR HAT, A

1070
00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:43,808
PERPETUALLY-HOARSE PILLOW BARON,

1071
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:47,045
AND SOME OF HIS DUMBER CHILDREN.

1072
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,480
BUT BOLSONARO HAS SIGNIFICANT

1073
00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:50,715
MILITARY SUPPORT, AND THERE IS

1074
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:51,583
SOME QUESTION OF WHAT THEY MIGHT

1075
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:54,586
DO IN THE EVENT OF AN UPRISING.

1076
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:55,086
WHICH RAISES THE STAKES

1077
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:56,621
SIGNIFICANTLY.

1078
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,122
GENERALLY, WHEN SOMEONE

1079
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,624
THREATENS DEMOCRACY IT'S A LOT

1080
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,525
EASIER TO SAY "YOU AND WHAT

1081
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,327
ARMY?"

1082
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,127
WHEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN

1083
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:03,695
THAT PERSON DOESN'T HAVE AN

1084
00:31:03,761 --> 00:31:06,664
ACTUAL ARMY BEHIND THEM.

1085
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,166
THE POINT IS, FOR BRAZIL,

1086
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,034
THERE'S A LOT ON THE LINE HERE.

1087
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,436
AND RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS THE MOST

1088
00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:13,071
LIKELY SCENARIO IS THAT NO ONE

1089
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:15,206
WILL WIN OUTRIGHT NEXT SUNDAY,

1090
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:16,507
MEANING BOTH BOLSONARO AND LULA

1091
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:20,311
HEAD TO A RUN-OFF ON OCTOBER 30.

1092
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,312
BUT THE WEEKS AHEAD COULD BE

1093
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,881
EXTREMELY NERVE-RACKING.

1094
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,116
AND THE FACT IS, IF BOLSONARO

1095
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,918
EVENTUALLY LOSES AND CHOOSES TO

1096
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,519
FIGHT THE RESULTS, IT'S GOING TO

1097
00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:31,022
TEST THE STRENGTH OF BRAZIL'S

1098
00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:32,690
RELATIVELY YOUNG DEMOCRACY.

1099
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:35,126
SO TO THE PEOPLE THERE WHO ARE

1100
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:35,693
WORRIED RIGHT NOW, LET ME

1101
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,761
ADDRESS YOU IN THE TWO LANGUAGES

1102
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,997
THAT I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND:

1103
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:43,635
PORTUGUESE...

1104
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:44,569
AND OF COURSE THE LANGUAGE OF

1105
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:45,169
THE CHUCK.

1106
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:48,873
SO PLEASE -- AND BEAR WITH ME.

1107
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,141
OLA, BRASIL.

1108
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,044
SOU O APRESENTADOR SAMURAI.

1109
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,079
SINTO MUITO PELO QUE VOCES ESTAO

1110
00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:58,349
PASSANDO NESSE MOMENTO.

1111
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,718
NOSSOS PENSAMENTOS ESTARAO COM

1112
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:02,287
VOCES NAS PROXIMAS SEMANAS.

1113
00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:05,456
BOA SORTE.

1114
00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,892
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1115
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,360
THAT'S OUR SHOW, THANK YOU SO

1116
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:09,927
MUCH FOR WATCHING.

1117
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:10,762
WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

1118
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,664
GOOD NIGHT!

1119
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:13,131
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1120
00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:24,309
♪ ♪

1121
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:25,410
♪ ♪