(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
NARRATOR: Ah, the joy of Yosemite and the great outdoors.
(WATER RUSHING)
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-(DIALING) -I'd like to order a pizza.
NARRATOR: It's important that we put aside our busy lives
and spend a little quality time in Mother Nature's house.
Hey! Give a bear a little privacy, will ya?
That water will never stop moving.
But it's important that we do
and reflect on the simple joys of life, like camping.
Why, here's two campers now.
-How's it going, campers? -(PANS CLATTERING)
(JERRY GIGGLES)
(FLY BUZZING)
picking up a little insect repellant will make sure you don't get...
Bugged.
(FLY BUZZING)
Advances in modern technology have made tents lighter...
More comfortable...
And easier to assemble than ever.
You can't go camping and not do a little fishing.
Are they biting, camper?
Sort of reminds you of how life used to be for our forefathers.
If you were hungry, you just went out and caught your lunch.
(FLY BUZZING)
Hang in there, camper.
You know, sometimes the fish just aren't biting.
(BOAT MOTOR ROARING)
(SPUTTERING)
That's the spirit, camper.
If you don't succeed, try, try and try again.
(LINE GROANING)
But at a certain point, enough's enough. Right, pal?
Ah, there's nothing better than the crackling sounds of a campfire.
-But first, you have to build one. -(BLOWING)
Looks like someone was a good scout.
Uh, starting a fire so close to the tree isn't the best idea.
(SNIFFING)
Everything tastes better around the campfire.
Isn't that right, camper?
(PANTING)
Even cat food, I suppose.
(CHOMPING)
(RUMBLING)
(TOM YOWLS)
But remember, feeding wild animals is never a good idea.
I got no problem with it. You?
(STOMACH GROWLS)
(BURPS)
(GROWLING)
NARRATOR: One of the best parts of camping is
the instant rapport total strangers develop.
It's not uncommon for someone to share their dinner...
To share their dinner.
(SIZZLING)
(SAUSAGE SQUEAKING)
-(EAGLE SCREECHES) -(SCREAMS)
How about that?
Not many people get to see an eagle up close.
Isn't camping wonderful?
(TOM SCREAMING)
(YOWLS)
(VARIOUS ANIMAL SOUNDS)
There's nothing more relaxing than mother nature singing you a lullaby.
Relaxing, isn't it?
(ANIMAL SOUNDS CONTINUE)
-(SHUSHES) -(SILENCE)
Looks like we know who the king of this jungle is.
-(SNORING) -(ANIMAL CALLING IN DISTANCE)
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
(LOW GROWL)
Sweet dreams, campers. Tomorrow is another glorious day.
(NARRATOR GRUNTS)
(YAWNS)
(SNIFFING)
(CONTINUES SNIFFING)
Aw! Isn't that cute? It's a bear!
(GROWLING)
Holy cow! It's a bear!
Remain calm!
(ROARING)
Okay, quick! Throw something in his path to distract him!
That'll work!
(ROARING)
Phew!
(ROARING)
(VISITORS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
NARRATOR: So we end our story on the breath-taking beauty of Half Dome...
An American treasure.
A landmark that will endure forever.
(FLY BUZZING)
(ROARING)
Hope you enjoyed your camping trip.
Hurry back now.