(THEME PLAYING)
(CHIRPING)
RICK: What's your mom's bird doing here?
GINGER: Mom's going to the mountains for the weekend.
We're taking care of him.
RICK: Sure we are. Until that cat eats him.
GINGER: Oh, not my sweet Tom.
He's no savage.
(PANTING)
RICK: I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
(SCREAMING)
(RICK AND GINGER SNORING)
(TOM WHISTLING)
(GASPS LOUDLY)
(RICK SNORING)
(THUDDING)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
Whew!
-(SCREAMS) -(SHATTERING)
-(SNORING CONTINUES) -Whew!
(SCREAMING)
-(BLOWING WHISTLE) -(TOM SCREAMING)
RICK: What the...
RICK: I told you, it was something outside!
(SCREAMING)
(CHIRPING)
(CLATTERING)
GINGER: Tom, what are you doing?
RICK: Told you so.
-(BIRD CHIRPING) -(COUGHING)
(TOM BURPS)
(KISSING)
Tom, I have never been more disappointed.
I thought I could trust you.
(CLATTERS)
Looks like you've chosen to spend the weekend outside.
You are a bad kitty!
(DOOR SLAMS)
(ECHOING) You are a bad kitty! Bad kitty! Bad Kitty!
Cheer up, Tom.
You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that bird.
It's what we cats do,
we eat birds.
You're darn right, not you.
Why? Because you wanna get back in that house.
All you gotta do is win back Ginger's trust.
And how do you do that?
You don't eat the bird.
I do.
(TOM SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
GINGER: If you keep up that racket, Tom,
you're staying out there permanently.
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(HORN BLARES)
(KISSING)
GINGER: You are a bad kitty, Tom.
You have to earn my trust back.
Oh, it's going to take more than a little chivalry.
(THUDDING)
(PUNCHES LANDING)
I ain't letting no teensy-weensy mouse
or an emotional cat stop me from eating.
Oldest trick in the book.
(CHATTERING)
(THUMPING)
You should be ashamed of yourself.
One, two, three, four and a little more.
-(THUDDING) -(BUTCH YELLS)
You two disgust me.
(RINGS DOORBELL)
(CHIRPING)
(EXPLOSION)
Real cute, bird.
(PUNCHES LANDING)
(CRASHING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
GINGER: Tom, what are you doing?
(SCREAMING)
(PUNCHES LANDING)
GINGER: Tom, you're such a brave kitty.
(CRASHING)
GINGER: You've earned Mommy's trust.
You can stay.
And to reward you for your efforts to keep the little bird safe,
I'm gonna get you a treat.
Lay down, sweetie.
(CHIRPING)
You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that bird.
It's what we cats do.
(CHIRPING)
(ROARS)
GINGER: (ECHOING) I'm gonna get you a treat.
(CHIRPING)
GINGER: I think you're gonna like this, my brave boy.
(SCREAMS)
Here you go, honey. Tom?
It's in our nature, Tom.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
(CRASHING)