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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CLATTERING)

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How you doin', sweetums?

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Yeah, let's talk later.

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I'm a little busy myself.

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The ladies, they love me.

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Now we're getting somewheres.

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Where's the love?
Licked clean!

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(CLATTERING)

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Somebody beat me to it.

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Wait till I find that guy.

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(ALARMS AND BELL RINGING)

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I got you something today,
Tom, for being
such a good boy.

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It even has
a little bell on it,

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-so I always know
where you are.
-(BELL CHIMING)

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(CLATTERING)

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Dirty, no-good can licker.

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(SHOUTING) Wake up!

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How can you sleep
at a time like this?

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Did you hear
what happened to Buttons?

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The cat,
a couple of streets over.

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He went off the deep end.

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The vet said it was a case of

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felis catus
indoorium delirium.

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Too much time indoors.

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It did the poor fella in.

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The very people we think
are our "friends"

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are really the ones
driving us nuts.

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-(GIBBERISH)
-(NOISEMAKER BLOWING)

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Eating food out of a can,

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living in a climate
controlled box,

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and watching nature channels,

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making us wear silly little
collars with bells on them.

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Like that one.

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So that they can always know
where we are.

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Buttons had a collar
just like it.

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-Right down
to the little bell.
-(GULPING)

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Don't look so worried.

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You and Buttons,
two different cats,

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'cause he was
all pale and stuff.

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(SCREAMING)

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So you're a little pale,
it's nothing.

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To make sure,
what do you say we do
some tests first?

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Say, "Ah."

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Spotted tongue and cheek.

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See that?

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Ooh, don't panic.

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You're worse off
than I thought.

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We gotta get
your inner tiger back.

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Or else it's Buttons for you.

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All right, I hate to see
a grown cat cry.

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But it won't be easy
to get your inner tiger back.

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You'll have to do absolutely
everything I say.

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You hear?

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You've got to
catch your own eats,

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live on the streets,

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and find a feline companion
to make your life complete.

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You're not going
on spring break.

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You're reclaiming
your inner tiger, remember?

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You can do this, pal.
I know it.

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And don't you worry,

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I'll watch over the place,
while you're gone.

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So long, sucker.

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Ah...

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Home sweet home.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(SNORING)

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(BELL CHIMING)

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(BARKING)

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(BURPING)

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I'm saving you for dessert.

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Dessert is served.

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(EXPLOSION)

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(LAUGHING)

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(STOMACH RUMBLING)

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(CARS HONKING)

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(ENGINE WHIRRING)

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(MOUSE SQUEAKING)

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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

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(THUDDING)

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(UNLOCKING)

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Got something
you wanna tell me, wise guy?

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-(SCREAMING)
-(BARKING)

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(SIZZLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(BLOWING AIR)

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(AX CHOPPING)

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(CREAKING)

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GINGER: Tom, look at you,
you're filthy.

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Somebody needs a bath.

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(YOWLING)

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Mommy's gonna get
you all cleaned up.

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Nobody likes a dirty cat.

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-(JERRY GIGGLING)
-GINGER: Oh, my goodness,
so precious.

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-Aren't you, boy?
-(MEOWING)

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You're not Tom,
you poor wittle kitty.

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No wonder you were so dirty.

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You haven't got a home.

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Well, you do now.

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Now I'll always know
where you are.

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I wonder where that Tom is.

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He can be a little shy
sometimes.

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(MEOWING)

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BUTCH: <i>Find a feline companion
</i> <i>to make your life complete.</i>

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(KISSING)

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Oh, my.

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Oh, my!

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(SNORING)

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(WATER SPLASHING)

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(SNARLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(BARKING)

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Ladies.

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Congratulations, you're cured!