(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLATTERING)
How you doin', sweetums?
Yeah, let's talk later.
I'm a little busy myself.
The ladies, they love me.
Now we're getting somewheres.
Where's the love? Licked clean!
(CLATTERING)
Somebody beat me to it.
Wait till I find that guy.
(ALARMS AND BELL RINGING)
I got you something today, Tom, for being such a good boy.
It even has a little bell on it,
-so I always know where you are. -(BELL CHIMING)
(CLATTERING)
Dirty, no-good can licker.
(SHOUTING) Wake up!
How can you sleep at a time like this?
Did you hear what happened to Buttons?
The cat, a couple of streets over.
He went off the deep end.
The vet said it was a case of
felis catus indoorium delirium.
Too much time indoors.
It did the poor fella in.
The very people we think are our "friends"
are really the ones driving us nuts.
-(GIBBERISH) -(NOISEMAKER BLOWING)
Eating food out of a can,
living in a climate controlled box,
and watching nature channels,
making us wear silly little collars with bells on them.
Like that one.
So that they can always know where we are.
Buttons had a collar just like it.
-Right down to the little bell. -(GULPING)
Don't look so worried.
You and Buttons, two different cats,
'cause he was all pale and stuff.
(SCREAMING)
So you're a little pale, it's nothing.
To make sure, what do you say we do some tests first?
Say, "Ah."
Spotted tongue and cheek.
See that?
Ooh, don't panic.
You're worse off than I thought.
We gotta get your inner tiger back.
Or else it's Buttons for you.
All right, I hate to see a grown cat cry.
But it won't be easy to get your inner tiger back.
You'll have to do absolutely everything I say.
You hear?
You've got to catch your own eats,
live on the streets,
and find a feline companion to make your life complete.
You're not going on spring break.
You're reclaiming your inner tiger, remember?
You can do this, pal. I know it.
And don't you worry,
I'll watch over the place, while you're gone.
So long, sucker.
Ah...
Home sweet home.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(SNORING)
(BELL CHIMING)
(BARKING)
(BURPING)
I'm saving you for dessert.
Dessert is served.
(EXPLOSION)
(LAUGHING)
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
(CARS HONKING)
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
(MOUSE SQUEAKING)
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
(THUDDING)
(UNLOCKING)
Got something you wanna tell me, wise guy?
-(SCREAMING) -(BARKING)
(SIZZLING)
(SCREAMING)
(BLOWING AIR)
(AX CHOPPING)
(CREAKING)
GINGER: Tom, look at you, you're filthy.
Somebody needs a bath.
(YOWLING)
Mommy's gonna get you all cleaned up.
Nobody likes a dirty cat.
-(JERRY GIGGLING) -GINGER: Oh, my goodness, so precious.
-Aren't you, boy? -(MEOWING)
You're not Tom, you poor wittle kitty.
No wonder you were so dirty.
You haven't got a home.
Well, you do now.
Now I'll always know where you are.
I wonder where that Tom is.
He can be a little shy sometimes.
(MEOWING)
BUTCH: Find a feline companion to make your life complete.
(KISSING)
Oh, my.
Oh, my!
(SNORING)
(WATER SPLASHING)
(SNARLING)
(SCREAMING)
(BARKING)
Ladies.
Congratulations, you're cured!