WOMAN: Oh, look at him.
(BLOWING NOSE)
MAN: It's one night, he'll survive.
Momma's gonna miss my baby, too.
MAN: Yeah, yeah, it's heartbreaking.
Now let's go!
(SNIFFLING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
WOMAN: If you weren't rushing me,
maybe I wouldn't have forgotten my purse.
(SCREAMING)
Mummy needs one last huggums from her snuggums.
(KISSING)
And Daddy's gonna miss you, too.
MAN: (SHOUTING) I'm not gonna miss that cat.
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
(RINGING)
Hey, Tommy.
Candlelight dinner for two?
Hmm, sounds fancy.
Tonight?
You know, puss, I ain't sitting around
waiting for the phone to ring.
I keep a schedule.
(SOBBING)
Oh, stop your whing, I'll be there in five.
But, Tom, you better not disappoint me.
Toodles.
(LINE RINGING)
(CHOPPING)
You better not disappoint me, Tom.
(SCREAMING)
(JERRY LAUGHING)
(GRATING)
(SCREAMING)
(WHISTLING)
(SCREAMING)
(CLATTERING)
(WHIRRING)
(LOUD CRASH)
(SIZZLING)
(ALARM BELLS RINGING)
(LAUGHING)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(TICKING)
Huh?
(LOUD CRASH)
(WHISTLING)
(PANTING)
Back it up, meatball.
That's not how you treat a lady.
Is that what you're wearin'?
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
Better.
(SNIFFING) Hi, Jer.
Huh?
Now what would your mama think of that kind of behavior?
Better.
I ain't seeing the romantic.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
You said there'd be candles.
(BLOWING)
(FIRE CRACKLING)
(PANTING)
-(FIRE CRACKLING) -(SNIFFING)
Is that dinner?
(YELPS)
(SIGHING IN RELIEF)
Oh, Jerry, you're so fancy.
Hmm.
(TOM SCREAMING)
(ACCORDION PLAYING)
(VIOLIN PLAYING)
(PLAYING)
Hey, music man, are we going to eat or what?
Yeah, we're hungry.
(GULPS)
(FOOD SQUELCHING)
-(BUZZER SOUNDING) -(CROWD CHEERING)
(TICKING)
I'm starving.
Me, too.
What are you looking at, sister?
Hmm, the appetizer.
(SCOFFS) You want an appetizer,
I'll give you an appetizer.
(LAUGHING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Oh, is that how we're playing?
Bring it.
Brought.
Are you looking for this?
Or was it this?
(LAUGHING)
Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Your bow is ugly.
I'm gonna...
Is dinner finally ready?
Yeah, we're starving here.
I'm good with family style.
Me, too.
(SLURPING)
Mmm, very tasty.
Mmm, scrumptious.
I can hardly wait for dessert.
(GULPS)