(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
You know what I'm thinking? Pizza night! Yeah! With extra meat!
So what do you say?
Pizza and a movie? Now you're talking.
I love Who Cut The Cheese. It's my favorite whodunit
And now my favorite part is when the guy says, "Ew, who cut the cheese?"
(LAUGHS)
(CRASHING)
(MEOWS)
Looking for us, kitty boy?
(CLATTERING)
Wait till you see what I'm working on.
Tonight at the Singles Science Mixer
I'll be practicing the law of attraction,
rather than my usual law of repulsion. (CHUCKLES)
Ah.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
Doc has got to work on his material. No wonder he can't get a date.
I've also brought a special surprise for you.
Come on...
Fuzzy slippers.
As you may know it's Bring Your Child To Work Day.
And since, well, I don't have a child I brought the next best thing.
Meet Medusa.
(HISSING)
Oh, don't worry, boys.
Medusa wouldn't harm a fly.
(SCREAMS)
Anything bigger than a fly.
(SCREAMS)
(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, well, that's Medusa.
She gets anxious in new social situations.
Medusa gets anxious? Ha! My life passed before my eyes.
And it was not as good as I rember.
Now where was I?
Oh, yes.
The Singles Science Mixer.
No cheese platter tonight.
I'm bringing my latest invention,
a love potion delivered in party bubbles.
Everyone loves party bubbles, right?
And if the potion actually works everyone will love me.
Well, more specifically, Dr. Pamela Widdington.
If I can get these protozoa to fall in love on a cellular level
then I might actually stand a chance at that mixer tonight.
(SCREAMS)
Nuts! Something's wrong.
Love is a delicate balance of different emotions all swirled into one.
Two drops glee, one drop nervousness, half a drop of fear...
There... That should do the trick. I think.
(BLOWS)
Better. But still no love connection.
(SIGHS) Well, just another night of one-sided conversations,
missed opportunities, and computer chess, I guess.
Sure, no problem. Ask the rodents to take care of the killer snake.
Makes total sense.
(SNORING)
Hey, I know, why don't we feed Medusa, too?
I'm not using this leg. Here you go.
Still hungry, Medusa? Have my head.
The love connection.
The doc's potion actually works. I mean it really works.
Hey, you know what I'm thinking?
If Medusa comes after us, we'll just hit her with one of these love bubbles.
Isn't it romantic? Someone's going to fall in love?
(PANTING)
(LOUD HEARTBEAT)
Oh, my eyes! They burn!
Uh, Jer, you're kind of embarrassing yourself.
(CLATTERING)
(TICKING)
Hey, Jer, snap out of it, It's Napoleon here.
Hey, you big bully, why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
(SCREECHES TO A HALT)
Well, if you haven't noticed, I'm not your own size.
How can you read at a moment like this? Jerry's in trouble!
(MUMBLING)
Yes, I know it's an emergency, I can see that.
(FUSE CRACKLING)
(LAUGHING)
(EXPLOSION)
This happened last time I listened to you.
Of course! Make Tom fall in love with Jerry! You're right.
Okay. Okay. I can remember this.
Think now. It was four drops glee,
maybe a drop of nervousness, and a little bit of fear.
Oh, come on. Give a rat a break.
♪ When we're a-walking, just we two talking
♪ Everything is right with the world ♪
Way too much glee, maybe more fear.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Okay. Too much fear.
(AIR WHOOSHING)
(HISSING)
Uh, we're never gonna work. I swear. I'm bad news.
(AIR WHOOSHING)
(SCREAMS)
Must have been a fear bubble.
-(BONES CRACKING) -(SCREAMS)
You know what they say, if you love someone
set 'em free.
(RATTLES)
(GAGGING)
And then get 'em cheese?
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMS)
Weird.
Kitty boy!
♪ Your lips are ever smiling on a face that's beguiling ♪
(SCREAMING)
(MEOWS ANGRILY)
(SMACKING)
Water must wash the potion away.
(SCREECHING TO A HALT)
(LAUGHS)
(RATTLES) (HISSES)
(SCREAMS)
What is going on here?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Just look at this place.
(STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS)
Oh, you poor widdle hamster boo-boo.
We need to have dinner. Just you and me.
Match made in heaven, those two.
I always thought they were separated at birth.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
MAN: All right, I'm only going to ask you this once.
Who cut the cheese?
(LAUGHS)
Ain't love grand?
-(BONES CRACKING) -(GRUNTING)