(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT TALKING OVER PA)
GINGER: I still don't understand why we had to bring the dog.
This is supposed to be a vacation.
-RICK: It is. -GINGER: Then it should also be a vacation from him.
RICK: You're bringing the cat, it only seems fair.
GINGER: I just don't have a good feeling about it.
-RICK: It'll be fine, trust me. -(TOM WHISTLES)
-DESK AGENT: May I help you? -GINGER: Yes.
We'd like to check in for the flight to Hawaii.
DESK AGENT: Hawaii? Aren't you lucky?
RICK: Yup. Can't wait.
DESK AGENT: And will you be checking both your animals?
GINGER: No, we're checking the dog, but we'll be taking the cat with us.
-DESK AGENT: All right then. -(SPIKE GRUNTS)
DESK AGENT: All right, here are your tickets and enjoy your trip.
RICK: Thank you, I'm sure we will.
SPIKE: Where's the justice?
RICK: This is us.
GINGER: Ooh, first class.
How lovely.
(GASPING LOUDLY)
-RICK: Ow! -(YOWLING)
RICK: Get out of my seat, you.
GINGER: Be gentle. He obviously didn't see you.
-Pfft! -RICK: Well, he should know his place.
Which as far as I'm concerned, should be in the baggage hold with Spike.
(SNIFFING)
(GROANING)
GINGER: Look at all these wonderful snacks.
I think I'll just save some for later.
(WOMAN SHOUTS)
(MAN SHRIEKS)
(CRASHING)
(THUDDING)
-(PINGING) -CAPTAIN: (OVER PA) This is your captain speaking,
we'll be taking off shortly, so please take your seat,
sit back, relax and enjoy the flight.
(GASPING)
(WATER FLUSHING)
-(TOM MEWING) -AIR HOSTESS: Excuse me.
Is this your cat?
GINGER: Why yes. I must have closed my eyes
and he got away from me.
-(PINGING) -CAPTAIN: (OVER PA) This is your captain speaking,
if there is a cat onboard
it must disembark immediately,
or we... Or we... We... (SNEEZES)
We won't be able to take off.
(NIBBLES WHISTLES)
GINGER: I hope he'll be okay.
RICK: Relax. What could go wrong?
(GASPING LOUDLY)
You gotta let me out of here, cat.
I got claustrophobia, and I got it bad.
Pfft!
Come on, don't leave me. Cat!
I'll get you for this.
(STOMACH GROWLING)
(MUNCHING)
(SCREAMING)
(NIBBLES WHISTLES)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hello, cat.
(TOM SCREAMING)
(TOM YOWLING)
(JERRY WHISTLES)
(GASPING LOUDLY)
(SCREAMING)
Guys, settle down for crying out loud.
(AIR HOSTESS SCREAMING)
What in the world!
-(CONTINUOUS SCREAMING) -What is going on out here?
-(BARKING) -AIR HOSTESS: This dog and...
CAPTAIN: Cat... (SNEEZES)
-(TOM YOWLING) -RICK: I wonder what's going on up there.
GINGER: I can't tell,
but I think someone's cat and dog got loose.
RICK: People really need to learn to control their animals.
(BUZZER BEEPING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
You all got to cut it out!
(CONTINUOUS SCREAMING)
(PINGING)
(RINGING)
(PLANE SCREECHING)
(METAL CLANKING)
(PINGS)
(SIGHS)
(GROWLING)
(CRASHING)
AIR HOSTESS: Thank you, sorry.
Uh, thank you, we are so sorry.
Excuse me. Aren't these your pets?
GINGER: Yes, they are.
-AIR HOSTESS: May I please see your return tickets? -RICK: Eh, sure, here you go.
AIR HOSTESS: Goodbye forever,
and enjoy your vacation.
GINGER: "Everything will be fine, trust me." (GRUNTS)
Just you wait till we get to the hotel, cat.