(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING)
RICK: That's right, Spike. Breathe in that tropical air, buddy.
GINGER: Haven't the boys been so good?
They're gonna love the hotel.
RICK: Yeah, about that...
Uh, pets aren't exactly welcome there.
(LAUGHS)
GINGER: They're not allowed in the hotel?
RICK: Not officially. We're kind of sneaking them in.
(BANGING)
You're gettin' yours, cat.
(SNICKERING)
GINGER: Oh, Rick, I don't know about this.
RICK: Relax, Ginger, I got a plan.
No one will ever know they're here.
(BELL DINGS)
HOTEL MANAGER: Welcome to Paradise,
home of the largest manmade volcano.
Enjoy your stay.
(LAUGHING)
You guys have to be good.
None of that roughhousing. Got it?
We don't want to get in trouble because someone snuck you in.
RICK: It's fine. They're fine.
Everyone sneaks their pets in.
And to make sure there's no funny business,
you gotta stay in here, got it?
GINGER: Oops, forgot something.
Be right there!
Mommy wouldn't leave you all locked up in that stuffy cage.
Behave yourselves!
Let me out.
That was a mistake, cat.
(SHATTERS)
I'm warnin' you!
(SPUTTERING)
I could get used to this.
(BOINGING)
As much as I'd like to hurt you right now,
we gotta make sure there's no trouble.
Keep an eye on 'em.
I ain't lettin' nothin' ruin my first vacation.
Get him again!
Aah-aah!
This is how it starts.
And this is where it's gonna end.
(GROWLS) Get me out of here!
SPIKE: Aah!
(WATER BUBBLING)
(SPUTTERING)
(BUZZES)
(JETS WHIRRING)
(SCREAMING)
(GULPS)
-Are ya kiddin' me? -Nobody said we have to be good.
(BOINGING)
(THUDS)
(BOINGING)
(THUDS)
(BOINGING)
(THUDS)
(GROWLS) Knock it off, before I knock all your blocks off.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
This is the Hotel Manager. Is everything all right in there?
I'm coming in.
-Oh-oh. -Animals!
(WATER GUSHING)
Time to go exploring! Whee!
(TUFFY GIGGLES)
I told you this was gonna happen.
And now you're gonna pay.
Over here. Now.
Run for it!
(SCREAMING)
Oh-ho-ho!
CHEF: Huh?
(BOINGING)
BARTENDER: Ooh!
(SLURPING)
(THUDS)
Can't catch me, huh?
(BOINGING)
(CHEF GROANS)
WOMAN: Aah!
(SCREAMING)
You've pushed me too far.
(GROANS) Miserable foul-smelling, hair-dropping creatures.
You're not getting away with this.
(GUESTS CHATTERING)
RICK: Having a good time? GINGER: (SIGHS) It's perfect.
I hope Tom and Spike are okay in the room.
Ah-ha.
To catch vermin, you must think like vermin.
This roast should bring them out of hiding.
Cats and dogs are so miserably predictable.
Mice!
Get those creatures!
(RUMBLING)
Wow!
Now, that's a show.
I loathe four-legged creatures!
MAID: There's always some wise guy who sneaks a pet in.
RICK: Yeah, the nerve.
HOTEL MANAGER: Do these look familiar?
Well, they kind of do. Yeah.
HOTEL MANAGER: Good riddance!
(GIBBERING)
This is your fault, cat!
HOTEL MANAGER: Leave! Now.
Your car is waiting!
RICK: What about our luggage?
-(WHIZZING) -(THUDS)
-(LAUGHING) -GINGER: There were two pieces.
-(THUDS) -(LAUGHING)
That was the best vacation ever.
RICK: I don't know about you, but I had a great time.
At least we were together.