(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
GINGER: There go the smart travelers
who left their misbehaving pets at home.
We'd be sleeping in our own bed tonight,
if we hadn't been banned from air travel, because of those two.
RICK: Ah, come on, Ginger, look at the bright side.
Those people, their vacation is over.
For us, it's just the beginning.
We get to travel across country on the open road,
see the sights and you finally get to visit your great Auntie Claire.
GINGER: I suppose you're right.
RICK: And here we are!
GINGER: Oh, Rick! It's gorgeous!
(ENGINE STARTS)
RICK: This one was on special.
GINGER: Does it come with its own tow truck?
(STRAINING) Everybody buckled in?
Almost got it... There!
(SCREAMS)
(GIGGLES)
(TRUCK HONKING)
(CACKLES)
What are you laughing at, puss?
Where'd everybody go?
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Look, it's the wise guy with the frying pan.
Shh!
But he was right there.
It's... It's the Doggie of Doom!
RICK: We're leaving, let's go!
(CACKLING)
It's him again! Why is he following me?
What does he want?
(GULPS)
Look, he's following me.
I think he might be the Doggie of Doom!
He was there, I'm telling ya!
(BARKING)
(LAUGHING)
Hey, guys, can we get a picture of you two?
You know, for the memories.
JERRY: Say cheese!
(SCREAMS)
(ALL GASPING)
He is the Doggie of Doom!
WOMAN: That cat over there, he did it!
(SNORING)
(GIGGLING)
(LAUGHING)
(HORN HONKING)
Ahh! It's the Doggie of Doom!
(EXPLOSION)
RICK: (EXCLAIMING) A little stretch will do us good.
According to the Travel Guide, best public rest rooms west of the Mississippi.
Hey, Puss, what do you say we score us some snacks for the road,
from that vending machine over there?
(CLATTERING)
You need to really get in there.
Ah, you're as useless as one of those hair balls you're always coughing up.
(CHOKES)
Here, let me try.
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
(BOTH GROWLING)
Now look what you's done!
Hey, that's our ride!
Wait! Stop!
Yes, we got the whole backseat to ourselves.
We're stranded in the middle of nowhere!
It's just you and me, kid.
I promise I'll only eat ya as a last resort.
(COUGHS) Are you boys lost?
(LINE RINGING)
No answer at the number on your tags.
But don't you worry, I'll take good care of you until we get a hold of them.
I have plenty of room and lots of snacks.
There's somebody I want you to meet.
(CACKLING)
Don't be shy.
I rescued Hannibal too.
Poor little guy was the runt of the litter.
Spent years in and out of the pen,
bullied by big dogs like you.
Now he just needs to find some friends.
(LAUGHING) This is the life!
(GINGER SCREAMS)
-Mice! -Where?
There!
RICK: Where are Tom and Spike?
(HORN BLARING)
-(HORN BLARING) -(TIRES SQUEALING)
GINGER: Oh, now what?
We're not that far from your Auntie's house.
Somebody's bound to find Tom and Spike,
and when they do, we can go pick them up.
But how are we going to get to my aunt's house now?
(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
MAN: All aboard!
Don't worry, Ginger, I got an idea.
Don't you worry, honey, I'm sure whoever found Thomas and Spike
is taking very good care of them.
(BOTH SCREAM)
We're trapped!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
How did you get on the train?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
All that matters is that you're with us now
and we can all visit Auntie Claire.
(RICK WHISTLES)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Ginger!
My, how you've grown!
(CACKLING)