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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHOMPING)

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(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

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Attention, everybody,
the announcement
is about to start.

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MAN ON TV:
<i>The Asteroid Buster Elite 9000</i>

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<i>was launched into space today.</i>

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<i>With the asteroid tracking
</i> <i>and defense system
</i> <i>developed by Bigby Labs</i>

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<i>and affectionately
</i> <i>known as A.B.E.,</i>

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<i>any asteroid
</i> <i>that comes too close to Earth</i>

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<i>can be blasted to bits using
</i> <i>A.B.E.'s satellite mounted
</i> <i>laser cannons.</i>

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(SNORING)

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MAN OVER PA:
<i>Back to work, everyone!</i>

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<i>We have stuff to invent.</i>

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A celebratory dinner in honor
of the A.B.E. space launch.

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Roasted turkey, stuffing,
mashed potatoes

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and a slice of apple pie!

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And it's just for you two,
Jerry and Napoleon.

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All in one convenient
freeze dried pouch.

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Enjoy, boys!

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(SNIFFING)

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(GAGGING)

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The aluminum pouch looks
more appetizing.

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All systems are go.

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Back-up battery
charged and ready.

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Mission accomplished. (SIGHS)

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That's about
all the excitement
I can handle for one day.

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(ENGINE STARTING)

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(TIRES SQUEALING)

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(COUGHING)

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(RAPID BEEPING)

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-Hey, what you doing?
-(SHRIEKING)

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Shooting lasers into space?
(CHUCKLES)

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Hey, you've got 75 cents
I can borrow?

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It's for
a top secret experiment.

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"Best candy bar ever!"

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We'll see about that.

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AUTOMATED VOICE: <i>Warning.</i>

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<i>Asteroid DA-456
</i> <i>on collision course
</i> <i>with satellite.</i>

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(ALARM BUZZING)

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<i>Asteroid DA-456 destroyed.</i>

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Self-proclaimed
best candy bar ever,
it's judgment day.

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(BUZZING)

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(BUZZING)

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(BUZZING)

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(BUZZING)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(POWER SHUTTING DOWN)

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No!

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(WHIRRING)

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
<i>Now running
</i> <i>auxiliary battery power.</i>

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<i>Warning, warning.</i>

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<i>Fragments of destroyed
</i> <i>Asteroid DA-456</i>

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<i>in collision course
</i> <i>with planet Earth.</i>

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<i>Five days to impact.</i>

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<i>Correction. Recalculating.
</i> <i>Five minutes to impact.</i>

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-(SCREAMING)
-(BEEPING)

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Best candy bar ever,
meet most resourceful
rat ever.

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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<i>Four minutes to impact.</i>

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(ALARM BLARING)

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
<i>Three minutes to impact.</i>

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The moment
of reckoning has come.

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Meh, let's try another one,
shall we?

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(BUZZING)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
<i>Two minutes to impact.</i>

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(CRUNCHING)

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Now, this has the right
to be called
the best potato chip ever!

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<i>One minute to impact.</i>

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(SCREAMING)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GROWLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(LOUD EXPLOSION)

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(APPLAUDING)

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Phew!

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Hey, Jerr,
you wouldn't believe
the adventure I just had.

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Oh, is it Chilli Day already?