(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHOMPING)
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
Attention, everybody, the announcement is about to start.
MAN ON TV: The Asteroid Buster Elite 9000
was launched into space today.
With the asteroid tracking and defense system developed by Bigby Labs
and affectionately known as A.B.E.,
any asteroid that comes too close to Earth
can be blasted to bits using A.B.E.'s satellite mounted laser cannons.
(SNORING)
MAN OVER PA: Back to work, everyone!
We have stuff to invent.
A celebratory dinner in honor of the A.B.E. space launch.
Roasted turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes
and a slice of apple pie!
And it's just for you two, Jerry and Napoleon.
All in one convenient freeze dried pouch.
Enjoy, boys!
(SNIFFING)
(GAGGING)
The aluminum pouch looks more appetizing.
All systems are go.
Back-up battery charged and ready.
Mission accomplished. (SIGHS)
That's about all the excitement I can handle for one day.
(ENGINE STARTING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(COUGHING)
(RAPID BEEPING)
-Hey, what you doing? -(SHRIEKING)
Shooting lasers into space? (CHUCKLES)
Hey, you've got 75 cents I can borrow?
It's for a top secret experiment.
"Best candy bar ever!"
We'll see about that.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Asteroid DA-456 on collision course with satellite.
(ALARM BUZZING)
Asteroid DA-456 destroyed.
Self-proclaimed best candy bar ever, it's judgment day.
(BUZZING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(POWER SHUTTING DOWN)
No!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(WHIRRING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Now running auxiliary battery power.
Warning, warning.
Fragments of destroyed Asteroid DA-456
in collision course with planet Earth.
Five days to impact.
Correction. Recalculating. Five minutes to impact.
-(SCREAMING) -(BEEPING)
Best candy bar ever, meet most resourceful rat ever.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Four minutes to impact.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ALARM BLARING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Three minutes to impact.
The moment of reckoning has come.
Meh, let's try another one, shall we?
(BUZZING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(SCREAMING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Two minutes to impact.
(CRUNCHING)
Now, this has the right to be called the best potato chip ever!
One minute to impact.
(SCREAMING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
(APPLAUDING)
Phew!
Hey, Jerr, you wouldn't believe the adventure I just had.
Oh, is it Chilli Day already?