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(SQUISHES)

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(LAUGHS)

3
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(LAUGHING)

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I got to admit
that's funny, little pal.

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You look just like a clown.

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And I can't not
laugh at a clown.

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(SPIKE LAUGHS)

8
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Ah, he's mad now
but he'll get over it.

9
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GINGER: Rick, look what
I got at the mall just now.

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RICK: Is it lunch?

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GINGER: No silly,
it's not food.

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Is that all you think about?

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RICK: Yes.
GINGER: I can tell.

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-But come look at this.
-RICK: What is it?

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A cloth cover
for a toaster. Yay!

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GINGER: No. Take a look.

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It's a Mynah bird.

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They're very intelligent

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and they have the
most amazing ability

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to imitate
any voice or sound.

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(WHISTLES)

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(IMITATES DOORBELL,
GUNFIRE, HORN)

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(IMITATING)
I've got a million of 'em.

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Huh, cha, cha, cha, cha...

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GINGER: (CHUCKLING)
He's just adorable, isn't he?

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(IMITATING GINGER)
He's just adorable, isn't he?

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GINGER: (CHUCKLING)
Would sweetie like a cracker?

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(IMITATES APPLAUSE)

29
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RICK: Whoa, don't waste
my crackers on him.

30
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The little bird brain!

31
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(IMITATING) Little bird brain!

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RICK: What?

33
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GINGER: Let him
just have one.
He'll grow on you.

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Here you go.

35
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RICK: He can get
his own cracker.

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(IMITATES ROAR)

37
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GINGER: Now you've
made him upset.

38
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RICK: So now,
we are supposed to pay

39
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for feeding three house pets?

40
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GINGER: It will be fine.

41
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(WHISTLES)

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(WHISPERING)

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RICK: What the...

44
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Oh, great. My crackers!

45
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Spilled everywhere.

46
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Ugh! Thomas!

47
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Some no good
mouse got into my crackers.

48
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Now you had better start
pulling your weight
around here, Buster,

49
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or you can kiss
this cozy home goodbye.

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(SCREAMS)

51
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(WHISPERING)

52
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(IMITATING CHAINSAW)

53
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-(IMITATING BARKING)
-(SCREAMS)

54
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(CONTINUES
IMITATING BARKING)

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RICK: Whoa,
what the... Thomas!

56
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Is this how you
pull your weight?

57
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Okay, cat,
what's the big idea?

58
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(BARKING)

59
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What the heck
are you talking about?

60
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I ain't chased you all day.

61
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Are you calling me a liar?

62
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That does it, cat!

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If you want a chase,
I'll give you a chase.

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(BARKING)

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MYNA: (IMITATING SPIKE)
Hey, cat,

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you can come down now.

67
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I apologize for
losing my temper.

68
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I was completely out of line.

69
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In fact, I feel so bad,

70
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I'll even let you kick me
right in the behind

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so as we're even.

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(GIGGLING)

73
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I promise I won't
lay a finger on you.

74
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What do you say?

75
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That's it, cat.

76
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You're dead meat.

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MYNAH: (IMITATING GINGER)
Spike, help!

78
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Oh, help! Help, Spike!
We need you.

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(SPIKE BARKING)

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(GROANING)

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GINGER: That's it. Outside.

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Here you go, Mynah.
Have a nice bird bath.

83
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(CARS HONKING)

84
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

85
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(SIREN)

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SPIKE:
For crying out loud, cat.

87
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Keep down the racket!

88
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(PHONE RINGING)

89
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I always knew
you were a ding-a-ling.

90
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Now you're even
making me cuckoo.

91
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(CUCKOOS)

92
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(TYKE YELPING)

93
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Jumping jellyfish.

94
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Tyke! My boy's in there.

95
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Get back here, cat!

96
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I'm here, son.
I'll get you out of there

97
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if I have to go in there
myself, and...

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(MUMBLES)

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Come on, son.

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Let's pretend
none of this ever happened.

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(IMITATING GINGER)
Spike and Tom,
you can come in now.

102
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MYNA: (IMITATING RICK)
Yeah, you've been
punished enough.

103
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Help yourselves to a
nice big snack in the kitchen.

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(IMITATING GINGER)
It's all yours, guys.

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RICK: Honey,
are you cooking fish?

106
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Okay, chef wise guy.
I've had enough.

107
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You've both got one foot
out the door permanently.

108
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GINGER: I'm starting to
agree with you, Rick.

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Spike, what on Earth has
gone into you all of a sudden?

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RICK: Out you go,
for the whole night!

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(TEETH CLATTERING)

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MYNA: (IMITATING RICK)
Hey, fellas, look,
we were a little harsh.

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MYNA: (IMITATING GINGER)
Yeah, it's freezing out there.

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You're welcome
to get in our bed and
warm those cold noses.

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(SCREAMING)

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(IMITATING RICK)
Whoa. Don't waste
my crackers on him.

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The little bird brain.