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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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How many times have I told you

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to pick on someone
your own size?

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(THUDS)

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(SPIKE THROWING PUNCHES)

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(BONES CRUNCHING)

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I'm always happy to pulverize
the cat for you, little pal.

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All cats are basically
yellow-bellied cowards

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of the lowest kind.

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No backbone, whatsoever.

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GINGER: Hey, you two.
Stop the fighting.

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You better learn
to get along or else.

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That's better.

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Hiya, cuz.
It's swell to see ya.

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Excuse me
whilst I break this up.

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Boys. Boys!

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You gotta quit
all this violence. Like me.

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I've seen the light,

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and I found peace
and tranquility.

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After my last knockout,
I had a change of heart

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and decided to
give up violence permanently.

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It's all here
in this book I wrote.

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<i>Pulverize Your Anger.</i>

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(BOTH EXCLAIM)

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Try it or else...

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(BONES CRUNCH)

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Pay attention.
I'm talkin' here.

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It's a four-step program
for four-footed mugs like you.

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(READING)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(BOTH INHALE DEEPLY)

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-(EXHALES)
-(BOTH EXHALE)

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Hey. It's workin'.

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I don't wanna murderize
you no more.

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(BOTH INHALE DEEPLY)

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You see, cousin?

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Now that my temper
is under control,

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I can enjoy
more sophisticated pursuits.

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(SPIKE THROWING PUNCHES)

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This is discouraging.

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-(WHISTLES)
-(CLEARS THROAT)

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Lesson two.
"Snack before you smack."

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Yeah, I would feel, you know,
less angry

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if I ate a little something.

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-(DOOR OPENS)
-(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

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GINGER: Oh, I'm so proud
of you boys.

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Keep up the good work.

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(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)

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Ahem.

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Lesson three.

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(READING)

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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

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That worked great.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(WHISTLES)

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Lesson four.

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(READING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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You mean,
I gotta brush this bum's hair?

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My turn. My turn!

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(GIGGLING)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(VOCALIZING IN GLEE)

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
(WHOOPING)

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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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(GASPS)

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Lesson five.
"If you can't beat 'em,
join 'em."

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(MUSCLES THROWING PUNCHES)

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You know, after a little
warmup like that,

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I gotta go hit the heavy bag
down at the gym.

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See ya at my next match,
cousin.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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GINGER: Aw, you two look
so cute together.

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I'm so glad you finally
decided to get along.