(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
How many times have I told you
to pick on someone your own size?
(THUDS)
(SPIKE THROWING PUNCHES)
(BONES CRUNCHING)
I'm always happy to pulverize the cat for you, little pal.
All cats are basically yellow-bellied cowards
of the lowest kind.
No backbone, whatsoever.
GINGER: Hey, you two. Stop the fighting.
You better learn to get along or else.
That's better.
Hiya, cuz. It's swell to see ya.
Excuse me whilst I break this up.
Boys. Boys!
You gotta quit all this violence. Like me.
I've seen the light,
and I found peace and tranquility.
After my last knockout, I had a change of heart
and decided to give up violence permanently.
It's all here in this book I wrote.
Pulverize Your Anger.
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
Try it or else...
(BONES CRUNCH)
Pay attention. I'm talkin' here.
It's a four-step program for four-footed mugs like you.
(READING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(BOTH INHALE DEEPLY)
-(EXHALES) -(BOTH EXHALE)
Hey. It's workin'.
I don't wanna murderize you no more.
(BOTH INHALE DEEPLY)
You see, cousin?
Now that my temper is under control,
I can enjoy more sophisticated pursuits.
(SPIKE THROWING PUNCHES)
This is discouraging.
-(WHISTLES) -(CLEARS THROAT)
Lesson two. "Snack before you smack."
Yeah, I would feel, you know, less angry
if I ate a little something.
-(DOOR OPENS) -(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
GINGER: Oh, I'm so proud of you boys.
Keep up the good work.
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
Ahem.
Lesson three.
(READING)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
That worked great.
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISTLES)
Lesson four.
(READING)
(EXCLAIMS)
You mean, I gotta brush this bum's hair?
My turn. My turn!
(GIGGLING) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(VOCALIZING IN GLEE)
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. (WHOOPING)
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
(GASPS)
Lesson five. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
(MUSCLES THROWING PUNCHES)
You know, after a little warmup like that,
I gotta go hit the heavy bag down at the gym.
See ya at my next match, cousin.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
GINGER: Aw, you two look so cute together.
I'm so glad you finally decided to get along.