(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIZZLING)
(SNIFFING)
(SNORING)
(SNIFFING)
GINGER: Oh, Thomas, these aren't for you.
RICK: Mmm! They look delicious.
Huh? Tom, you're not getting these eggs.
(GASPS)
RICK: Mmm! So good you can taste the freshness.
GINGER: Mmm! I can never go back to store-bought eggs after this.
RICK: Craig and Jennifer said that we can have as many as we want.
Just have to walk next door and get 'em.
It's that easy.
(CLUCKING)
(MIMICKING CLUCKING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(MIMICKING CLUCKING)
HEN: (CLUCKS) Intruders!
(ALARM BLARING)
Let's go, girls.
-(BEEPING) -HEN: We must secure the perimeter.
Launch the eggs!
HEN: Let's get 'em.
HEN: Ready? And...
Launch!
(GULPS)
(BUBBLING)
(CLUCKING)
(CLUCKS)
(TERMITES SQUEAKING)
(EGGS FIRING)
(SHRIEKS)
(EGGS SPLATTERING)
(BUBBLING)
-(TRAP CLANGS) -(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
-(SHRIEKS) -(TRAP CLANGS)
(SCREAMS)
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
(DOOR CREAKS)
-(GASPS) -(DOOR CREAKS)
(SNORING)
(MUFFLED CHUCKLING)
(CREAKING)
(GASPING)
(TOM SNEEZES)
(CHICKEN CLUCKS)
(GUN COCKS)
(TOM EXCLAIMS)
(GUN FIRING)
-HEN: Listen up, girls. -(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
That's enough.
We're all out of rotten eggs.
We are sitting chicks.
We're completely defenseless.
Back off, ladies, or the egg gets it.
Oh, thank you for saving our eggs.
You have no idea what we go through every night protecting them.
We didn't realize you were trying to help us.
We're so grateful.
(SQUEAKS)
(THUDS)
(ALL CLUCKING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(CHEERING)
(CHICKENS CLUCK)
(CHEERING)
Accept this as a token of our appreciation for your efforts last night.
(YAWNS)
Excellent.
Well, off with you.
You get your rest, and we'll see you again tonight.
That's right. You're one of us now.
You've earned it.
The privilege to protect the flock.
(TOM EXCLAIMS)
Look at the zeal they have for helping us,
rushing off to get sleep before they come back tonight.
Fine boys.
GINGER: What a great idea building our own chicken coop.
I'm worried about the chickens' safety.
RICK: Don't worry, dear.
It's nothing Tom can't handle.