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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SIZZLING)

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(SNIFFING)

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(SNORING)

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(SNIFFING)

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GINGER: Oh, Thomas,
these aren't for you.

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RICK: Mmm! They
look delicious.

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Huh? Tom, you're not
getting these eggs.

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(GASPS)

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RICK: Mmm! So good you
can taste the freshness.

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GINGER: Mmm! I can never
go back to store-bought
eggs after this.

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RICK: Craig and Jennifer
said that we can have
as many as we want.

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Just have to walk next
door and get 'em.

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It's that easy.

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(CLUCKING)

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(MIMICKING CLUCKING)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(MIMICKING CLUCKING)

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HEN: (CLUCKS) Intruders!

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(ALARM BLARING)

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Let's go, girls.

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-(BEEPING)
-HEN: We must secure
the perimeter.

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Launch the eggs!

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HEN: Let's get 'em.

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HEN: Ready? And...

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Launch!

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(GULPS)

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(BUBBLING)

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(CLUCKING)

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(CLUCKS)

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(TERMITES SQUEAKING)

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(TERMITES SQUEAKING)

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(EGGS FIRING)

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(SHRIEKS)

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(EGGS SPLATTERING)

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(BUBBLING)

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-(TRAP CLANGS)
-(SCREAMS)

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(GASPS)

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-(SHRIEKS)
-(TRAP CLANGS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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(DOOR CREAKS)

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-(GASPS)
-(DOOR CREAKS)

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(SNORING)

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(MUFFLED CHUCKLING)

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(CREAKING)

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(GASPING)

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(TOM SNEEZES)

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(CHICKEN CLUCKS)

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(GUN COCKS)

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(TOM EXCLAIMS)

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(GUN FIRING)

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-HEN: Listen up, girls.
-(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

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That's enough.

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We're all out
of rotten eggs.

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We are sitting chicks.

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We're completely
defenseless.

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Back off, ladies,
or the egg gets it.

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Oh, thank you
for saving our eggs.

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You have no idea
what we go through
every night protecting them.

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We didn't realize you
were trying to help us.

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We're so grateful.

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(SQUEAKS)

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(THUDS)

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(ALL CLUCKING)

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(CHEERING)

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(CHICKENS CLUCK)

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(CHEERING)

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Accept this as a token
of our appreciation
for your efforts last night.

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(YAWNS)

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Excellent.

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Well, off with you.

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You get your rest,
and we'll see you
again tonight.

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That's right.
You're one of us now.

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You've earned it.

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The privilege to
protect the flock.

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(TOM EXCLAIMS)

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Look at the zeal they
have for helping us,

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rushing off to get sleep
before they come back tonight.

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Fine boys.

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GINGER: What a great idea
building our own chicken coop.

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I'm worried about
the chickens' safety.

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RICK: Don't worry, dear.

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It's nothing Tom can't handle.