(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFS)
Sure is a beautiful day for lying in the hammock, huh, Uncle Jerry?
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(SNORING)
(TRUMPET PLAYING)
BUTCH: ♪ That face That beautiful doll face
♪ How do I love thee? ♪
Oh, Butch.
You're so musically romantic.
What can I say?
It's a gift.
Really, I'm gonna count the ways.
The first thing,
I love your beautiful doll face,
Dollface.
Oh, Butch.
The second thing I love
is how your beautiful doll face
looks on your beautiful doll head.
(CHUCKLES) You have such a way with words.
The third and most important thing is,
your chicken liver casserole souffle.
-Just like you, a gorgeous dish. -(PURRS)
(GAGS)
You're my smoochie woochie.
BUTCH: And finally,
you are one of the loveliest cats on Earth.
DOLLFACE: What? Hold the phone, lover boy.
What do you mean, I'm "one" of the loveliest cats on Earth?
Well, I ain't seen every cat on Earth yet, so...
I hold out that there is a statistical possibility
of a lovelier one.
DOLLFACE: I'm outta here.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Well, maybe I'm outta here
and your chicken liver casserole souffle stinks.
(GASPS)
(SHRIEKS)
Oh, you, I never...
Why, I ought to...
Who do you think you are
callin' my...
(ROARS)
Yeah? Yeah?
Well, good riddance.
(SHOUTING) My old ex Toodles will beg me to take her back in a second.
Okay, we'll help ya.
But we get dibs on the hammock from now on.
You have to tell me exactly what happened.
TOODLES: Oh, that's so exciting.
Wait, what?
Oh, she did?
Oh, really?
No, tell me more. Tell me more.
She must miss her Butchie so much.
(READING)
Have it your way, lady.
I just came over to say we're still through.
(SNICKERS)
(WHINING) Oh, Tommy boy.
I can't live without my Dollface
or her chicken liver casserole souffle.
I gotta win her back, pal.
Oh, the nerve of that cat.
Everyone knows that I make the best chicken liver casserole souffle in town.
And no one, especially not that Toodles,
knows my secret ingredients.
Do you think her secret ingredient is love?
(BUZZING)
No!
DOLLFACE: Okay, you know what Butch can do
with his crummy cards and flowers?
(CRASHES)
Guess this is gonna be harder than you thought, huh, Uncle Jerry?
(TWEETING)
No way. No way!
(SQUEAKING)
Dollface, this is the spirit of love.
I have come to beg you to forgive Butch.
Forgive Butch.
A gorgeous doll like you could have any boyfriend.
You can say that again.
But Butch is the one for you.
He's sorry he said all those things
about you not being the loveliest cat.
Which you almost certainly are.
Almost?
(GROWLS)
You tell Butch, he's got a lesson to learn.
You can tell him yourself. He's right there.
All is forgiven, Dollface.
Is that right?
Yeah? Well, my dream told me,
I can have any boyfriend I want.
Is that how you wanna play it?
Then, Toodles, here I come.
Why you, two-timing tomcat.
Oh, Tommy. Isn't it wonderful?
Meathead and I are in love.
Come on, doll.
What do you say we make up
over a fresh batch of chicken liver casserole souffle?
Hey, you two.
Let's make it a party!
(SHRIEKS)