(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
RICK: (WHISTLES) Spike, here, boy.
Time for our weekly car ride.
RICK: What do you say, boy?
-(SPIKE BARKING) -(RICK LAUGHS)
I'll be down in a minute.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Car ride! Car ride! Car ride!
Mwah!
-(JERRY SNORING) -Car ride! Car ride!
(INHALES AND SHOUTS) Car ride!
-Car ride! Car ride-- -(TYKE WHIMPERING EXCITEDLY)
Sorry, my son.
This is your pop's one on one time with Rick.
You'll get to go too, when you's older.
(WHIMPERING)
But, these twos will be happy to play with yous while I'm gone.
-Ain't that right, fellas? -(BOINGING)
(BARKING EXCITEDLY)
And, if anything should happen to my boy on your watch,
yous two potato heads
will be of the mashed variety, got it?
RICK: (WHISTLES) Spike, come on, boy.
So long, Tykey boy.
Give your dad the ol' secret handshake.
(TYKE BARKING)
(TYKE BARKING AND PANTING)
(WHISTLES)
(YAWNS)
(SPITS)
(LAUGHING)
(EXPLODES)
GINGER: Tyke? Oh, Tyke?
You're being such a good boy while the guys are gone.
You deserve a treat.
(POUNDING)
GINGER: Enjoy.
(WHISTLES)
(TYKE BARKS)
(SHRIEKS)
(BARKS)
(THUDS)
(CRASHES)
(THUDS)
(SHRIEKS)
(WHISTLES)
(RUSTLING)
(SPLASHING)
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
(SHRIEKS)
(SCREAMING)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(BOTH SHRIEKING)
(JERRY WHISTLES)
(WHISPERING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
RICK: Good boy, Spike. See ya later.
(BARKING)
Ah, that was refreshing.
Nothing like a car ride
to give a dog a whole new attitude.
Now, where's that boy of mine?
(SHUSHES)
(SMOOCHES)
Aw, ain't that cute?
I'll just check in on him.
(WHISTLES)
Quit it with the kid stuff, cat.
What do I look like? A puppy?
(WHISTLES)
(PANTING EXCITEDLY)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(WHISTLES)
(PUPPY BARKING)
(GROWLING)
(PUPPY BARKS)
(PUPPIES BARKING)
(SHREDDING)
(BURPS)
Give your dad the ol' secret handshake.
(GROWLING)
(BARKS)
(LAUGHING)
-(YAWNS) -All right, uncle already, cat.
That's enough!
Ah, time to wake up my boy.
-Oh, son of mine. -(SMACKS)
You know, all that fresh air put me in such a good mood,
I'm gonna give yous a mulligan on that one, cat.
(THUDS)
In fact, I'm feeling so generous,
I'm gonna cut you's a break on that one, too.
Just rember that the third time--
(THUDS)
Is the charm.
All right. I'm gonna...
Get over here, cat!
Tykey boy!
There you are. How's my boy?
Did you miss me? 'Cause I sure missed you.
(RUSTLING)
(YAWNS AND BARKS)
Hey!
(SNIFFS) What's the big idea?
(SMASHING)
(GROWLING)
Get your own pup.
(THUDS)
(CRASHES)