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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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The Duke and Duchess,
will be requiring the use

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of their motor car today.

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And a bit of spit and polish,
is in order.

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(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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Much appreciated, old boy.

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Hop to it, my good fellow.
It won't clean itself.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)

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(SCREAMS)

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Good show, old sport.
Clean as a whistle.

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All you need to do now,
is drive it around

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and be ready when they are.

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Here is the drver's handbook.

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It's imperative, that you read
the entire manual

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before you operate the vehicle.

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Understood?

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MAN:<i>Congratulations!</i>

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You're now the proud owner

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of a fierce 'Pero Automobile'

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To begin your first,
driving experience,

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follow these
simple instructions.

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Step one, crank the engine.

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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MAN:<i>Step two,
</i> <i>put the motor in gear.</i>

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<i>Otherwise, you won't be
</i> <i>going anywhere.</i>

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(GEAR SPLUTTERING)

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MAN:<i>Step three,
</i> <i>lightly press
</i> <i>on the accelerator,</i>

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<i>gently propelling
</i> <i>the vehicle forward.</i>

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<i>That is rather
</i> <i>the whole point.
</i> <i>Is'nt it?</i>

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<i>Otherwise you'd just walk.</i>

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(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)

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MAN:<i>Step four,
</i> <i>be sure to keep your eyes
</i> <i>on the road at all times.</i>

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<i>Like right now, you fool!</i>

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(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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MAN:<i>What to do when
</i> <i>you've inadvertently flooded
</i> <i>your automobile?</i>

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<i>Hold your breath.</i>

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(MUTED HONKING)

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(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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MAN:<i>Step five,
</i> <i>to decelerate
</i> <i>the vehicle to a halt,</i>

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<i>remove the mouse
</i> <i>from the accelerator</i>

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and press lightly on the brake.

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Wait. A mouse!
How'd that get there?

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Phew!

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Phew!

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(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN:<i>When approaching
</i> <i>a rising draw bridge,</i>

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<i>put the pedal to the metal.</i>

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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN:<i>To signal
</i> <i>that you intend
</i> <i>to pass fellow drivers,</i>

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a light honk of the horn
is appropriate.

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(HONKING)

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(LAUGHING)

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That was a jolly
good time,
Uncle Jerry!

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Can we go again?

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Ah! Well done, old boy.

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You've earned a reward.

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You'll be driving
the family today.

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The regular chauffeur
has the day off.

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Destination London,
for a three hour tour.

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Be back by 6:00 sharp
for dinner.