(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
The Duke and Duchess, will be requiring the use
of their motor car today.
And a bit of spit and polish, is in order.
(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Much appreciated, old boy.
Hop to it, my good fellow. It won't clean itself.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(BAND MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREAMS)
(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)
(SCREAMS)
Good show, old sport. Clean as a whistle.
All you need to do now, is drive it around
and be ready when they are.
Here is the drver's handbook.
It's imperative, that you read the entire manual
before you operate the vehicle.
Understood?
MAN:Congratulations!
You're now the proud owner
of a fierce 'Pero Automobile'
To begin your first, driving experience,
follow these simple instructions.
Step one, crank the engine.
(ENGINE STARTS)
MAN:Step two, put the motor in gear.
Otherwise, you won't be going anywhere.
(GEAR SPLUTTERING)
MAN:Step three, lightly press on the accelerator,
gently propelling the vehicle forward.
That is rather the whole point. Is'nt it?
Otherwise you'd just walk.
(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)
MAN:Step four, be sure to keep your eyes on the road at all times.
Like right now, you fool!
(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
MAN:What to do when you've inadvertently flooded your automobile?
Hold your breath.
(MUTED HONKING)
(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)
(GRUNTING)
MAN:Step five, to decelerate the vehicle to a halt,
remove the mouse from the accelerator
and press lightly on the brake.
Wait. A mouse! How'd that get there?
Phew!
(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN:When approaching a rising draw bridge,
put the pedal to the metal.
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN:To signal that you intend to pass fellow drivers,
a light honk of the horn is appropriate.
(HONKING)
(LAUGHING)
That was a jolly good time, Uncle Jerry!
Can we go again?
Ah! Well done, old boy.
You've earned a reward.
You'll be driving the family today.
The regular chauffeur has the day off.
Destination London, for a three hour tour.
Be back by 6:00 sharp for dinner.