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(THUDDING)
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TV SALESMAN:
Hey, fat house cat.
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Yes, we're talking to you.
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To win your chance to be
the next Cat Snacks'
official TV spokescat,
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log on to our website
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and tell us why
you're the feline
who should be our next hero.
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Hey Tom.
What do you think?
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(YAWNS)
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TV SALESMAN:
The winner will receive $1000,
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a year supply of Cat Snacks
in five delicious flavors,
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peach, fish, chicken,
french toast
and cheddar cheese,
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and best of all, you'll be
the star of our next
Cat Snacks commercial.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Our humble little Tom
on TV. Just think!
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One thousand bucks.
You're on, Cat Snacks!
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First thing they wanna know
are his good qualities.
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Hey! What are
his good qualities?
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WOMAN:Don't be silly.
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He's handsome, he's brave
and he is an excellent mouser.
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Hope you win boy.
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Done. Oh, have I got plans
for that money.
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WOMAN:I hope you mean
putting it in our savings.
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Oh, yeah.
Of course. (CHUCKLES)
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Well, let's not get
too carried away.
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I'm sure they are very exacting
in how they pick their winner.
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What's this for?
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The Cat Snacks thing.
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Bingo. That's our winner.
What's for lunch?
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(MUNCHING)
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Congratulations!
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You've just won
the Cat Snacks
contest grand prize!
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Tom! You did it.
You're a star!
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Okay, let's get our starready for the camera.
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How about a bath?
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(SCREAMING)
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Come back
here, Tom. Tom!
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No bath means no Cat Snacks.
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(WHISTLING)
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Ha Hollywood!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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This is my big chance.
All right.
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I'm ready for my closeup,
Mr. Director.
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Can I get
anyone anything?
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This is showbiz, lady.
We bring our own. Thanks.
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Let's use the stand in
to set things up.
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Oh. That's the cue
for my big break.
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(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING OPERA)
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DIRECTOR:Someone
get rid of that mangy mutt
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and bring in the actual
cat stand in.
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ASSISTANT:
Ah, we forgot to bring
the stand in cat.
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Then improvise.
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You stay here, fella.
Outta everybody's way.
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All right. Let's get
the stand in on his mark.
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DIRECTOR:Perfect.
Can't tell them apart.
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Ah, no. He is a little
too close. Back him out.
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No, that's too far back.
Let's bring him forward
a little bit more.
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Back. Back a little bit.
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Perfect. Perfect. Sound check.
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Ow!
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SOUND GUY:Good enough.
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DIECTOR:Now, stand still.
While we position
the lights and camera.
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Great! Where is
our cat star?
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Still in hair and make-up.
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(PURRING)
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MAN:Ready on set!
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DIRECTOR:Get that
ugly cat out of here.
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Not that one.
The other one.
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Cat Snacks' proud
pet owner, you're on!
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You say, "I love my
Cat Snacks kitty
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"as much as he
loves Cat Snacks."
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Then we turn to the cat
and he meows. Got it?
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All right. And... action.
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I love my Cat Snacks kitty
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as much as he
loves Cat Snacks.
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Let's hear
that meow buddy.
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I got this. Meow!
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DIRECTOR:Cut!
I thought we got
rid of that mutt.
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All right, let's lose
the meow and jump
to the pet owner's line.
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I love my cat snacks ki--
DIRECTOR:Cut!
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Your fingers
are in the way.
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We are losing light people.
Let's get this shot.
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I love my kitty snackies--
DIRECTOR:Cut!
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I love my kitty's
nitty snackie.
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DIRECTOR:Cut!
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I love my snitties snackies...
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I love my snitties snackies...
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DIRECTOR:Cut!
Forget the line.
We can put that in later.
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My arm is getting stiff
from holding this box.
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I'll take over and play
the cat's owner.
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It's about the cat anyway.
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Oh, fine!
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How do I make a
Cat Snacks commercial
without a cat?
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Stand-in cat,
you're back on!
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Let's shut it down.
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We'll make it work somehow.
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TV SALESMAN:
Big cat, small cat,
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smart cat,even not so smart cat.
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They all love Cat Snacks.
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Look Tom!
It's your
commercial again.
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Here we are, stuck with
a year's supply.
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And now,
he won't even
eat it.
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Only 97 boxes to go.
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Hey Tom... Um...
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The pizza ones taste
like pepperoni.