1 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,951 (THUDDING) 2 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,429 TV SALESMAN: Hey, fat house cat. 3 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:33,035 Yes, we're talking to you. 4 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:37,504 To win your chance to be the next Cat Snacks' official TV spokescat, 5 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,641 log on to our website 6 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:42,643 and tell us why you're the feline who should be our next hero. 7 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,611 Hey Tom. What do you think? 8 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,714 (YAWNS) 9 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,584 TV SALESMAN: The winner will receive $1000, 10 00:00:49,651 --> 00:00:53,621 a year supply of Cat Snacks in five delicious flavors, 11 00:00:53,688 --> 00:00:56,624 peach, fish, chicken, french toast and cheddar cheese, 12 00:00:56,691 --> 00:01:01,691 and best of all, you'll be the star of our next Cat Snacks commercial. 13 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,905 (ALL CHEERING) 14 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:14,775 Our humble little Tom on TV. Just think! 15 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:19,113 One thousand bucks. You're on, Cat Snacks! 16 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:22,216 First thing they wanna know are his good qualities. 17 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,419 Hey! What are his good qualities? 18 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,221 WOMAN:Don't be silly. 19 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:32,288 He's handsome, he's brave and he is an excellent mouser. 20 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,898 Hope you win boy. 21 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:42,965 Done. Oh, have I got plans for that money. 22 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,810 WOMAN:I hope you mean putting it in our savings. 23 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,713 Oh, yeah. Of course. (CHUCKLES) 24 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,116 Well, let's not get too carried away. 25 00:01:55,182 --> 00:02:00,182 I'm sure they are very exacting in how they pick their winner. 26 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,688 What's this for? 27 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,759 The Cat Snacks thing. 28 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:09,826 Bingo. That's our winner. What's for lunch? 29 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,897 (MUNCHING) 30 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,339 Congratulations! 31 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:22,542 You've just won the Cat Snacks contest grand prize! 32 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:27,014 Tom! You did it. You're a star! 33 00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:29,683 Okay, let's get our starready for the camera. 34 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,851 How about a bath? 35 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:31,986 (SCREAMING) 36 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,354 Come back here, Tom. Tom! 37 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:38,621 No bath means no Cat Snacks. 38 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,010 (WHISTLING) 39 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:06,315 Ha Hollywood! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 40 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,991 This is my big chance. All right. 41 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,627 I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Director. 42 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,229 Can I get anyone anything? 43 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:20,296 This is showbiz, lady. We bring our own. Thanks. 44 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,881 Let's use the stand in to set things up. 45 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:38,919 Oh. That's the cue for my big break. 46 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:43,986 (COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 47 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,628 (SINGING OPERA) 48 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,829 DIRECTOR:Someone get rid of that mangy mutt 49 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,399 and bring in the actual cat stand in. 50 00:03:51,466 --> 00:03:54,568 ASSISTANT: Ah, we forgot to bring the stand in cat. 51 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,070 Then improvise. 52 00:03:56,137 --> 00:04:01,137 You stay here, fella. Outta everybody's way. 53 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:06,843 All right. Let's get the stand in on his mark. 54 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:09,317 DIRECTOR:Perfect. Can't tell them apart. 55 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,853 Ah, no. He is a little too close. Back him out. 56 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,756 No, that's too far back. Let's bring him forward a little bit more. 57 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,624 Back. Back a little bit. 58 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,594 Perfect. Perfect. Sound check. 59 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:21,662 Ow! 60 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,731 SOUND GUY:Good enough. 61 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:27,268 DIECTOR:Now, stand still. While we position the lights and camera. 62 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,136 Great! Where is our cat star? 63 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:33,103 Still in hair and make-up. 64 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,016 (PURRING) 65 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:45,832 MAN:Ready on set! 66 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,425 DIRECTOR:Get that ugly cat out of here. 67 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:55,697 Not that one. The other one. 68 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,266 Cat Snacks' proud pet owner, you're on! 69 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,202 You say, "I love my Cat Snacks kitty 70 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,670 "as much as he loves Cat Snacks." 71 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,539 Then we turn to the cat and he meows. Got it? 72 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:08,108 All right. And... action. 73 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,311 I love my Cat Snacks kitty 74 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:14,148 as much as he loves Cat Snacks. 75 00:05:14,215 --> 00:05:17,584 Let's hear that meow buddy. 76 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,954 I got this. Meow! 77 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:25,021 DIRECTOR:Cut! I thought we got rid of that mutt. 78 00:05:27,396 --> 00:05:30,398 All right, let's lose the meow and jump to the pet owner's line. 79 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,033 I love my cat snacks ki-- DIRECTOR:Cut! 80 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,436 Your fingers are in the way. 81 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,406 We are losing light people. Let's get this shot. 82 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,576 I love my kitty snackies-- DIRECTOR:Cut! 83 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,044 I love my kitty's nitty snackie. 84 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,145 DIRECTOR:Cut! 85 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,681 I love my snitties snackies... 86 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,584 I love my snitties snackies... 87 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:52,253 DIRECTOR:Cut! Forget the line. We can put that in later. 88 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,655 My arm is getting stiff from holding this box. 89 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,857 I'll take over and play the cat's owner. 90 00:05:56,924 --> 00:06:00,824 It's about the cat anyway. 91 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,834 Oh, fine! 92 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:09,604 How do I make a Cat Snacks commercial without a cat? 93 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:14,020 Stand-in cat, you're back on! 94 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:29,856 Let's shut it down. 95 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:33,973 We'll make it work somehow. 96 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,700 TV SALESMAN: Big cat, small cat, 97 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,669 smart cat,even not so smart cat. 98 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,873 They all love Cat Snacks. 99 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:47,508 Look Tom! It's your commercial again. 100 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,344 Here we are, stuck with a year's supply. 101 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:54,014 And now, he won't even eat it. 102 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,516 Only 97 boxes to go. 103 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,951 Hey Tom... Um... 104 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,520 The pizza ones taste like pepperoni.