1 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,433 (SNORING) 2 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:23,457 (SNIFFS) 3 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,824 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,431 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 5 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,433 RICK: Ew! Yuck! 6 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,450 Slimy leaves. 7 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,676 Oof! 8 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,046 Tom, when I get my hands on you, 9 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:50,112 you'll be... (GRUNTS) sorry! (THUDS) 10 00:00:50,385 --> 00:00:52,753 GINGER: Now, Rick, the doctor gave strict instructions 11 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,323 to stay off your foot for a few days. 12 00:00:55,390 --> 00:01:00,390 Come, sit and relax in your favorite chair. 13 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,732 RICK: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh! 14 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,700 Ee... Whoa. (GRUNTS) 15 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,570 Whoa. You've done enough damage for one day. 16 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:13,874 You stay right here, mister. 17 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,477 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) (SNAPS FINGERS) 18 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,113 Rick, remember, I'm leaving for two days. 19 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,683 Oh, but who'll feed me while you're gone? 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:24,752 GINGER:I've made arrangements for someone to come over and take care of you. 21 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,421 RICK:Aunt Louella? 22 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,357 GINGER:My mother. 23 00:01:29,424 --> 00:01:32,326 Ugh. Maybe I should stay in the hospital. 24 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,161 You'll be fine. (DOORBELL RINGS) 25 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:37,198 (GASPS) That must be her now. 26 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,900 Oh, hi, Mom. I'm so glad you're here. 27 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,436 ROSEMARY: Hi, honey. 28 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,705 You go catch your flight. I'll take care of Ricky. 29 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:45,973 GINGER:Thanks, Mom. I'll be back before you know it, Rick. 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,742 Yeah, have a nice trip. (DOOR SHUTS) 31 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,844 ROSEMARY: Who wants tofu casserole? 32 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,480 Oh, sounds great, Rosemary. 33 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,784 (SOFTLY) I'm gonna die. 34 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,720 Well, aren't you a portly one? 35 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,989 How about some MSG, GMO, 36 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:07,056 SMH, BRB, MRI and gluten free oatmeal? 37 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,233 Ooh! Lunch time! 38 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,535 ROSEMARY:Oh, here's another hefty fellow. 39 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:18,172 Never fear, Rosemary's here. 40 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:22,843 Now, let's top it off with my gravy. 41 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:27,714 (GIGGLING) 42 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,250 Ay, ay, ay! 43 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:33,587 Oh, my, this refrigerator is full of unhealthy food. 44 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,756 Mm-mm. Cinnamon rolls? 45 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,792 Might as well eat a bag of sugar. 46 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,759 (GASPS) No! Not the pizza! 47 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,301 All right, you two, rabble-rousers, outside. 48 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,704 Those two need to be on a serious diet. 49 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:55,771 Hmm. Time to take out this thrash. 50 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,680 (WHISTLES) 51 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:02,896 (PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 52 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:13,790 No! No, no, no! Come back! 53 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:26,402 (LISPING) This is all your fault, cat. 54 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,973 (SNARLING) 55 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:36,712 Come back with my teeth! 56 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,186 ROSEMARY:Lunchtime, Ricky! 57 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,990 (RICK SIGHS) 58 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:45,025 You're going to love my garbanzo bean burger on a bed of turnip greens 59 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,827 with my famous gravy. 60 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,195 It's to die for. 61 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,097 RICK: Yes, I'm sure I will. 62 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,532 Love it. 63 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,668 (WHISTLES) 64 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:59,606 Hungry, boy? 65 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,923 (BOTH SNIFFING) 66 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,281 ROSEMARY:Ready for another helping, Ricky? 67 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:12,348 Oh. Uh, I couldn't possibly eat another bite. 68 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:17,491 (STOMACH GROWLING) 69 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,957 (CLICKS FINGERS) 70 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,437 SPIKE: We should open it together. 71 00:04:29,504 --> 00:04:33,573 Just like normal animals that are starving to death. 72 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,842 Mm-mm! 73 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:37,111 Sorry, boys, the kitchen is closed. 74 00:04:37,178 --> 00:04:41,678 Better luck next time, fellas. 75 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:51,257 (GRUNTS) here's gotta be some crumbs in there somewhere. 76 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,425 (SNIFFING) 77 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,761 Attaboy. Keep looking. 78 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,997 Ee, time to get some fresh air. 79 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,066 Oh, great idea, Rosemary. 80 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:04,133 Here's our chance to sneak some real food. 81 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,685 Get off me, Tom. 82 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:22,056 ROSEMARY: He can come along. It'll be good for him. 83 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:25,559 All my cooking is really slimming you down, Ricky. 84 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,625 You're easy to push. 85 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,400 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 86 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:37,672 (HISSING) 87 00:05:37,739 --> 00:05:41,475 Oh, no. I forgot to put the tofu loaf in the fridge. 88 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,277 RICK: Oh, better go put that away. 89 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,779 We definitely don't want it to go bad. 90 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,047 ROSEMARY: Hmm. 91 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,416 RICK: Oh, I can wheel myself home. 92 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,384 It'll build up my appetite. 93 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:54,755 ROSEMARY: Well, okay. But be careful. 94 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,592 RICK: Whoa! 95 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:02,029 Easy, big fella. I don't want any trouble. 96 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:03,997 Hey, what are you doing, Spike? 97 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,034 Come on, hand it over. 98 00:06:06,101 --> 00:06:10,871 You can't just take someone's juicy, tender steak off the grill. 99 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,438 Let's eat! 100 00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:27,735 (ROARS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) 101 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,727 MAN:Mad dog! Mad dog! 102 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,129 (WHEELS SCREECH) 103 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,745 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 104 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,970 ROSEMARY: What on earth! 105 00:06:43,037 --> 00:06:47,008 RICK (SLURRING): Oh, Rosemary, I can explain. 106 00:06:47,075 --> 00:06:51,212 ROSEMARY: Grease stains, cookie crumbs, barbeque breath! 107 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:54,381 RICK: But listen, there's a perfectly healthy... 108 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,482 (BURPS) 109 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,484 ...explanation. 110 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,553 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 111 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,322 Ricky! 112 00:07:01,389 --> 00:07:03,191 It's all right, sweety. 113 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:05,159 If you'd like to stay the rest of the week at the seminar, 114 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:06,527 you go right ahead. 115 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,629 Your mom's got everything under control. 116 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,765 And I've got plenty of gravy to feed everyone.