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(SNORING)
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(SNIFFS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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RICK: Ew! Yuck!
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Slimy leaves.
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Oof!
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Tom, when I get
my hands on you,
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you'll be...
(GRUNTS) sorry!
(THUDS)
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GINGER: Now, Rick,
the doctor gave
strict instructions
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to stay off your foot
for a few days.
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Come, sit and relax
in your favorite chair.
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RICK: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh!
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Ee... Whoa.
(GRUNTS)
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Whoa. You've done
enough damage for one day.
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You stay right here, mister.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(SNAPS FINGERS)
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Rick, remember, I'm leaving
for two days.
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Oh, but who'll feed me
while you're gone?
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GINGER:I've made arrangements
for someone to come over
and take care of you.
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RICK:Aunt Louella?
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GINGER:My mother.
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Ugh. Maybe I should
stay in the hospital.
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You'll be fine.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(GASPS)
That must be her now.
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Oh, hi, Mom.
I'm so glad you're here.
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ROSEMARY: Hi, honey.
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You go catch your flight.
I'll take care of Ricky.
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GINGER:Thanks, Mom.
I'll be back
before you know it, Rick.
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Yeah, have a nice trip.
(DOOR SHUTS)
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ROSEMARY:
Who wants tofu casserole?
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Oh, sounds great, Rosemary.
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(SOFTLY) I'm gonna die.
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Well, aren't you a portly one?
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How about some MSG, GMO,
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SMH, BRB, MRI
and gluten free oatmeal?
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Ooh! Lunch time!
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ROSEMARY:Oh, here's
another hefty fellow.
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Never fear, Rosemary's here.
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Now, let's top it off
with my gravy.
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(GIGGLING)
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Ay, ay, ay!
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Oh, my, this refrigerator
is full of unhealthy food.
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Mm-mm. Cinnamon rolls?
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Might as well eat
a bag of sugar.
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(GASPS) No! Not the pizza!
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All right, you two,
rabble-rousers, outside.
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Those two need to be
on a serious diet.
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Hmm. Time to
take out this thrash.
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(WHISTLES)
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(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
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No! No, no, no! Come back!
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(LISPING)
This is all your fault, cat.
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(SNARLING)
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Come back with my teeth!
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ROSEMARY:Lunchtime, Ricky!
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(RICK SIGHS)
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You're going to love
my garbanzo bean burger
on a bed of turnip greens
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with my famous gravy.
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It's to die for.
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RICK: Yes, I'm sure I will.
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Love it.
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(WHISTLES)
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Hungry, boy?
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(BOTH SNIFFING)
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ROSEMARY:Ready for
another helping, Ricky?
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Oh. Uh, I couldn't
possibly eat another bite.
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(STOMACH GROWLING)
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(CLICKS FINGERS)
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SPIKE: We should
open it together.
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Just like normal animals
that are starving to death.
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Mm-mm!
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Sorry, boys,
the kitchen is closed.
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Better luck next time, fellas.
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(GRUNTS) here's gotta be
some crumbs in there somewhere.
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(SNIFFING)
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Attaboy. Keep looking.
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Ee, time to get some fresh air.
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Oh, great idea, Rosemary.
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Here's our chance
to sneak some real food.
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Get off me, Tom.
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ROSEMARY: He can come along.
It'll be good for him.
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All my cooking is really
slimming you down, Ricky.
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You're easy to push.
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HISSING)
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Oh, no. I forgot to put
the tofu loaf in the fridge.
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RICK: Oh, better go
put that away.
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We definitely don't want it
to go bad.
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ROSEMARY: Hmm.
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RICK: Oh, I can
wheel myself home.
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It'll build up my appetite.
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ROSEMARY: Well, okay.
But be careful.
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RICK: Whoa!
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Easy, big fella.
I don't want any trouble.
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Hey, what are you doing, Spike?
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Come on, hand it over.
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You can't just take
someone's juicy, tender steak
off the grill.
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Let's eat!
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(ROARS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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MAN:Mad dog! Mad dog!
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(WHEELS SCREECH)
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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ROSEMARY: What on earth!
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RICK (SLURRING):
Oh, Rosemary, I can explain.
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ROSEMARY:
Grease stains, cookie crumbs,
barbeque breath!
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RICK: But listen, there's
a perfectly healthy...
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(BURPS)
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...explanation.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ricky!
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It's all right, sweety.
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If you'd like to stay
the rest of the week
at the seminar,
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you go right ahead.
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Your mom's got everything
under control.
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And I've got plenty of gravy
to feed everyone.