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(SNORING)

2
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Waffles, Tom.
It's your lucky Saturday.

3
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Wow! You know he's tired
when the food can't wake him.

4
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(SLURPS)

5
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(SNORING)

6
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(SNORING)

7
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Ooh, lots of syrup.

8
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(SLURPS)

9
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Well, sleepyhead.

10
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I see you weren't too
tired to polish off
that waffle after all.

11
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And what are
you doing with my
good knitting needles?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(THUDDING)

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RICK: Honey, it's ten to nine.

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GINGER: What timing.
Thanks, Rick.

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You ready? We tee
off in ten minutes.

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GINGER: I just wanted to
finally get my grammy's
cuckoo clock hung up.

18
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It's been on my
to-do list for weeks.

19
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Hey, you know, I've
never been cuckoo
for cuckoo clocks before,

20
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but it does look nice.

21
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Yes, it adds something.

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It's a family heirloom.

23
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So, Tom, you keep your
paws off it, you hear?

24
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That's not a real bird
that pops out of
there. It's a fake.

25
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-Got it?
-Yeah, all right already.

26
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Let's hit the links.

27
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(DOOR CLOSES)

28
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(YAWNS)

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(SNORING)

30
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(CLOCK DINGS)

31
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(THUDDING)

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(CRASHES)

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(CLOCK DINGS)

34
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I just want to meet our new
neighbor, Uncle Jer.

35
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(GRUNTS)

36
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What? No doorbell?

37
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(CRASHES)

38
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Not very neighborly.

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I'll try the cellar door.

40
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(GRUNTING)

41
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Well, hello there.

42
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Hope you don't mind
me dropping in.

43
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Not exactly a chatterbox,
are you?

44
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I mean, saying one
word an hour is
hardly a filibuster.

45
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You gotta get out more.

46
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Nothing, huh?

47
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Come on. Your beak's open.
You're half-way there.

48
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Oh, well, no worries.
I'm happy to do the talking.

49
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I think you're gonna
like it here.

50
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The only thing you
really gotta watch
out for is that cat.

51
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But don't worry,
he's not all that smart.

52
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I mean, me and
Uncle Jerry swipe
food from his dish

53
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all the time, and he's
too lazy to even notice.

54
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We've probably eaten more
of his treats than he has.

55
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Anyway,

56
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nice place you got here.

57
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A little dust free
for my tastes.

58
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But...

59
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I hate to tell you this,
but I think you got mice.

60
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Excuse me a minute.

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

63
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(SCREAMING)

64
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Hmm. That explains
the wooden personality.

65
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(SCREAMING)

66
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This table is reserved, loser.

67
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(TEETH CLATTERING)

68
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Hmm, more syrup.

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(BOTH SLURP)

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(EXPLODING)

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Better test the cuckoo.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Good round, honey.

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Yeah, I shot my
best round ever.

76
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Yep, I like the
clock there.

77
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Huh, me too.

78
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That's my boy, Tom.

79
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I knew I could trust you
not to mess with it.

80
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Yeah, good job, cat.

81
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Hey, what's for dinner?

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GINGER: You tell me.

83
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Loser cooks, rember.

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RICK: Man, I gotta
pick up my game.

85
00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,756
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

86
00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,426
Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

87
00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:08,595
Nah, it'll look good
on my resume.

88
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Cuckoo.