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NARRATOR:<i>When winter hits
</i> <i>the big city, you can't blame</i>

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<i>a guy for heading
</i> <i>out of town.</i>

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<i>And you can't get farther out
</i> <i>than the North Pole.</i>

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<i>They'd been on the trail</i>

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<i>of a penguin missing
</i> <i>from the city zoo.</i>

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<i>Too bad, they didn't
</i> <i>check the South Pole</i>

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<i>where it turns out,
</i> <i>penguins actually live.</i>

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<i>Tom's having a little
</i> <i>wardrobe trouble.</i>

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<i>But Jerry's got
</i> <i>his back.</i>

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(WHISTLES)

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<i>From fur-coat
</i> <i>to fur-mattress.</i>

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<i>Hello, dreamland.</i>

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I've got three tickets
to Hawaii.

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NARRATOR:<i>Dreamland can wait.</i>

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<i>Vacation here we come.</i>

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(PLAYING THE UKULE)

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Hold the phone,
it's not a vacation.

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It's a case.

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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

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My cousin Kalani
has a job for you two.

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Her prized purple pineapple

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is in peril.

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And she needs
some ace bodyguards.

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NARRATOR:<i>Oh, well,plenty of time to crack a case</i>

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<i>and drink in a little
</i> <i>paradise afterward.</i>

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<i>How hard can guarding
</i> <i>a pineapple be anyway?</i>

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<i>And to while away the time</i>

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<i>a little ukule music</i>

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<i>never hurt anyone.</i>

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(TIRES SCREECHES)

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<i>Well, almost anyone.</i>

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(PLAYING THE UKULE)

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NARRATOR:<i>Honolu, at last.</i>

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<i>Tropical fun,
</i> <i>here we come.</i>

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No time for that.

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We gotta catch
the express wave

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to Kalani's apartment.

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(WHISTLING)

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(WAVES SPLASHING)

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NARRATOR:<i>Look at that,
</i> <i>the express wave to downtown.</i>

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(HUMMING)

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Any requests?

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Yes, stop please.

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Guy's gotta make a livin'.

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There it is.
My pineapple,
pride and joy

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That's one big fruit.

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But who'd steal it?
And how?

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Only chef Honi Honi.

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The Luau king.

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He would stop at nothing.

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But I have already
pledged it to charity.

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All I need now is
the world's best bodyguards

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to protect it until
the charity ball tonight.

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And to keep you company
while you stand guard,

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here is a day's supply
of pineapple

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and poi sandwiches.

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Come on cousin,
let's hit the beach.

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NARRATOR:<i>Jet lag is bound
</i> <i>to catch up with you</i>

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<i>when you're pinned up
</i> <i>with a pineapple.</i>

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NARRATOR:<i>Ah! What?
</i> <i>A helicopter!</i>

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<i>Chef Honi Honi.</i>

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It's a rental.

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(SNORING)

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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NARRATOR:<i>Tom seems
</i> <i>to have sniffed out a clue.</i>

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<i>Get to that chopper.</i>

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(HUMMING)

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(HELICOPTER HOVERING)

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Look! It's a one ton mile high

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flying purple pineapple, Peter!

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I'll do the cooking
around here, flatfoot.

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On to the luau.

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What a nice little bonus

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for my extravaganza tonight.

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A little cocoa butter
will sweeten your disposition.

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Don't go away.

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I need to set up
the seating arrangements.

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We're doomed, brother.

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NARRATOR:<i>Check out
</i> <i>those hot coals.</i>

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<i>This really is the pits.</i>

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<i>Is Jerry done for at last?</i>

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NARRATOR:<i>That's
</i> <i>the unmistakable smoke signal</i>

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<i>of your little pal.</i>

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<i>He's in trouble.</i>

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(WHISTLING)

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(WAVES SPLASHING)

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Say good night, mousy.

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Time for your bed
of hot coals.

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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(SCREAMS)

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Aah!

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NARRATOR:<i>Looks like Tom
</i> <i>isn't the only one</i>

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<i>who can read Jerry's smokes.</i>

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Not on my watch.

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Incoming!

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NARRATOR:<i>Our heroes
</i> <i>are really in a sticky</i>

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<i>situation this time.</i>

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<i>In the form of a prize
</i> <i>winning poi glaze.</i>

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My amazing glaze
ought to hold you

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until my banquet is over.

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Nothing can stop me now!

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Ha, finally caught you
red-handed, Honi.

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Book him, Danny.

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Ah, my name's George.

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Uh, whatever.

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NARRATOR:<i>Well, the mission
</i> <i>was a success</i>

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<i>and the boys finally
</i> <i>got the relaxation</i>

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<i>Hawaii is famous for.</i>

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<i>Inside the emergency room.</i>

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<i>The pounding Tom took
</i> <i>from Honi Honi</i>

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<i>was almost as bad
</i> <i>as the rash</i>

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<i>Jerry got from
</i> <i>the coa butter.</i>

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Ta-da!

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You've been so heroic.

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I wanted to give you the best

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the island has to offer

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while Kalani and I

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enjoy the rest of the weekend
on the sun-drenched sand.

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You're on, gorgeous.

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Okay. Who wants a hula-ing?

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(HUMMING)

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I can't resist a
captive audience.