1 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,287 NARRATOR: When temperatures rise in the big city, 2 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:24,354 a smart private eye plays it cool. 3 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,828 -(BOTH SLURPING) -NARRATOR:Whoa! 4 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:31,945 Brain freeze alert. 5 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:37,371 (DOORKNOB TURNING) 6 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:38,973 (PANTING) Oh, out of breath! 7 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,676 Give me a minute. I just walked all the way over here! 8 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,178 NARRATOR: From across town? 9 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:47,314 What am I? A gazelle? From across the hall! 10 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:52,352 Hang on! 11 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,854 You just gotta help me. 12 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,957 I need you to put a tail on my son, Bertrand. 13 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:59,660 NARRATOR: Don't turtles already have tails? 14 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,595 Don't quit your day job. 15 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,864 Please help me with my son. 16 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,866 He sneaks out every night. 17 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,769 He won't say where he goes. 18 00:01:07,836 --> 00:01:11,005 I'm afraid he's getting mixed up with the wrong crowd. 19 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:14,608 What can I do? Oh, he's a good boy. (SOBBING) 20 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,944 But I can't always be there for him. 21 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,447 (SOBBING) 22 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:23,517 I work all day at the car wash, on my feet, every minute. 23 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,420 They're covered in bunions, see? 24 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:27,621 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 25 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,223 It ain't pretty, fellas. 26 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,093 What'll I do? He just turned 40. 27 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:35,295 But he's still just a boy in turtle years. 28 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,932 Look at that baby face! 29 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,534 In return for helping me, 30 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:42,537 I promise you'll get every 10th car wash for free. 31 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:45,505 NARRATOR:Who can resist a mother's love for her son? 32 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,241 And a free car wash. 33 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:52,308 That'll come in handy if you guys ever get a car. 34 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,131 Hiya, fellas. Where we going-- 35 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,598 NARRATOR: (SHUSHES) Quiet, Eddie. 36 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,900 They're tailing a suspect. 37 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:17,967 I thought turtles already had tails. 38 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,909 (STRAINING) 39 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,579 I get what's going on here. Nothing gets by me! 40 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:27,348 Bertrand here is getting in shape to fight the city champ. 41 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,617 He's gonna risk his neck to win the big prize! 42 00:02:29,684 --> 00:02:33,921 A thousand smackaroos! Enough to let his ma retire in style. 43 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:37,357 (STAMMERING) Yes! That's 100% correct. 44 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,360 Is it? 45 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,463 If I can just beat the champ and win that money, Mom can stop worrying. 46 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,898 Otherwise, we'll end up in the poorhouse. 47 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,634 She works so hard on her feet all day. 48 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,203 You should see what they look like! 49 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,172 NARRATOR:Ugh! Don't remind me! 50 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,274 Wait. How'd you see 'em? 51 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:58,341 Don't tell me. She hired you to find out where I am, didn't she? 52 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,281 That's my mom. 53 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,717 The only problem is the fight's next week. 54 00:03:02,784 --> 00:03:05,752 I'm beginning to think I won't get into shape in time. 55 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,056 (BERTRAND CRYING) 56 00:03:08,123 --> 00:03:12,059 NARRATOR:Hey, Tom, didn't you fight in the Golden Kid Gloves back in the day? 57 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:14,628 And wasn't Jerry your coach? 58 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,197 Yeah. But he was a total lightweight. 59 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,199 KO'd in his one and only bout. 60 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,833 He should have been a contender. 61 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,270 Instead of a bum, which is what he is. 62 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,539 -(SQUAWKING) -(TOM AND JERRY YELLING) 63 00:03:24,606 --> 00:03:27,475 NARRATOR: And so our heroes starting traing Bertrand. 64 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:32,542 Hopefully, they can bring him out of his shell. 65 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,161 (SLURPING) 66 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,002 (SHRIEKS) 67 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,794 (CUCKOO ALARM) 68 00:04:19,861 --> 00:04:21,962 NARRATOR: I think they've found Bertrand's secret weapon! 69 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,779 How cool is that? 70 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,872 (SHRIEKS) 71 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,509 (GROANS) 72 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,075 (WHIMPERS) 73 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,184 -(CRASHES) -(ELECTRICITY FUSES) 74 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:46,287 -(ALARM BLARING) -(AMBULANCE TIRES SCREECH) 75 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,224 The big fight's tonight. Now, what am I gonna do? 76 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:53,895 I wanted to come out of my shell but this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 77 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:58,766 NARRATOR:Hmm. Looks like old switcheroo is in order. 78 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:02,403 So the night of the big fight arrives at last. 79 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:06,574 REFEREE: In this corner, the Champ! 80 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:11,111 And in the opposite corner, and, boy, do I mean opposite, 81 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:14,281 Bertrand, the alleged turtle! 82 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,151 NARRATOR: Don't get cold feet now, old boy. 83 00:05:17,218 --> 00:05:19,953 Remember, Bertrand. 84 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,855 -(GULPS) -(TEETH CHATTER) 85 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,824 (BELL RINGS) 86 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,241 (SCREAMS) 87 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:35,435 (SNORTS) 88 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,037 (PUNCHES) 89 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,254 -(CRASHES) -(SCREAMS) 90 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,312 NARRATOR:Great idea, Tom! 91 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:49,517 Crazy Carl's Joke Emporium! 92 00:05:49,584 --> 00:05:54,584 Luckily, Jerry had cash.That should cover the damages. 93 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,628 And the Champ remains undefeated! 94 00:06:00,695 --> 00:06:03,864 -What the-- Round two! -(BELL RINGS) 95 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:08,535 (SNORTS) 96 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:13,006 -(BLOWS) -(SNEEZES) 97 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:16,223 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 98 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,837 -(BLOWS) -(SNEEZES) 99 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,632 (MIMICS FLATULENCE) 100 00:06:37,699 --> 00:06:42,036 The surprise winner and new Champ, Bertrand! 101 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,837 Yay! (WHIMPERING) 102 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,707 MA: You're not my Bertrand! 103 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:49,377 You're the two so-called detectives I hired to work for me! 104 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,811 NARRATOR: How'd you find out? 105 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,047 A little birdie told me. 106 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,348 EDDIE: Hiya, fellas! 107 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,950 You were supposed to be working for me! 108 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,386 We had a deal! 109 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:03,452 You owe me and my bunions an apology! 110 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,896 Oh! That feels great. 111 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,397 Now, the left one.