(BAND PLAYING FESTIVE MUSIC)
Hurry up, Addie.
We're going to miss Papa and the Oompah Boys.
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
(CLEARS THROAT) And now, for our next number,
my beautiful, intelligent daughter, Greta,
will sing along with her Papa and the Oompah Boys.
Ach, where is he?
Without Van Mousling, we are all in great danger.
The Phan-Tom of the Oompah will surely strike tonight.
Who is this Phan-Tom of the Oompah, Papa?
Long, long ago, there was a cat.
A really silly cat.
This goofy cat used to love Oompah music.
But one night, a horrible bubblegum accident changed this cat forever.
(ALL LAUGHING)
The cat became the laughing stock of the village.
Undhe has hated Oompah music ever since.
They say he wears a mask to hide his shame.
Undto this day, he stalks the village as...
The Phan-Tom of the Oompah.
(THUNDERCLAP)
He's here. Van Mousling is here.
Oh, thank goodness.
Now we are safe, und the show can go on.
(PLAYING FESTIVE MUSIC)
-♪ I sing in the band run by my Papa -♪ Her Papa
-♪ The boys in the band They go, "Oompah-pa" -♪ Oompah-pa
♪ If anyone watching us Lets out a yawn
♪ We wake them right up With a blast of the horn
(HORNS BLOWING)
♪ The audience cries out For more and more
AUDIENCE: More, more!
♪ So, me and the boys We play some encore
AUDIENCE: Encore!
♪ They clap at the end And now everyone's pleased
♪ I don't want the roses
♪ I just want the cheese ♪
(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
I think he's here.
BOTH: (GASPING) Who's here?
Shh. The Phan-Tom of the Oompah.
(SCREAMING)
GRETA: Papa! Papa!
Papa! Papa!
Greta? Greta?
Where is my darling und perfect Greta?
GRETA: Let me go, you hideous cat.
Ach. You're clumsy awful.
Help me, Papa! Papa!
You won't get away with this.
(SHRIEKS)
Take that!
Oh no, you lost your hat.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
My Papa and Van Mousling are on their way.
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
(GRUNTS) Unhand me.
(EXCLAIMS)
(PLAYINGTOCCATA AND FUGUE)
Ach. How can I sing to this? Hmph.
(SHRIEKS)
-Greta! -Ja, Greta!
Greta! Greta!
(GRETA SHRIEKS)
This way, everyone.
Mach schnell, mach schnell, mach schnell!
Um, a little help here, guys.
MOUSE:Ugh, you and your sousaphone.
MOUSE 2:Well, I'm no good in percussion.
(CONTINUES PLAYING TOCCATA AND FUGUE)
(GRUNTS)
Ach, forget his mask. This music is hideous.
Greta!
Huh? Oh.
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
Ooh,wunderbar idea, Herr Van Mousling.
Follow me, boys. Further away this time.
One,und two,und a...
(PLAYING FESTIVE MUSIC)
(CONTINUES PLAYING TOCCATA AND FUGUE)
(FESTIVE MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MICE GIGGLING)
Mach schnell, mach schnell!
Run faster!
Mach schnell, the other way.
(CRASHES)
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(GIGGLES)
(SHRIEKS)
No! Help Van Mousling!
(LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES PLAYING TOCCATA AND FUGUE)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
It's gonna blow!
Run from the bubble, that is sticky!
(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)