1 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,587 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) The Cowboys And Outlaws Movie channel 2 00:00:19,654 --> 00:00:23,324 presents "Once Upon a Shootout at the O.K. Corral." 3 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:26,694 RICK: Ooh! My absolute favorite cowboy movie! 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,463 GINGER: Mine, too. The perfect Saturday night. 5 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,699 Cold root beer, hot popcorn, 6 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,868 and the best of the West on TV. 7 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:38,934 -(COWBOYS WHOOPING ON TV) -(SNIFFING) 8 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,278 (CHOMPS) 9 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,685 (SHRIEKS) 10 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,622 (SHRIEKS) 11 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:58,592 (GIGGLES, SLURPS) 12 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,229 GINGER: No, Thomas. 13 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,030 -(CANS CLATTER) -RICK: What the... 14 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,599 -Give that back right now! -(CRASHES) 15 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,066 I'm warning you! 16 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,506 -(SHRIEKS) -Bullseye! 17 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,542 (CRASHES) 18 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:20,559 It's the lockup for you, partner. 19 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:30,191 -(SNORING) -(MEATHEAD AND SPIKE SINGING "BALLAD OF THE CATNIP KID") 20 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,626 ♪ Ain't no use in shakin' your noggin', Kid 21 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,028 ♪ You ain't unknown to boggin' 22 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:37,365 ♪ To the sleepy land of Nod 23 00:01:37,432 --> 00:01:40,134 ♪ No, it's time to pay the Piper 24 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:43,336 ♪ But don't you go the shod 25 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,838 ♪ Catnip Kid 26 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,007 ♪ Catnip Kid 27 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:50,946 ♪ You can't escape what you done did! ♪ 28 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:56,012 NARRATOR:Well, sir, looks like the Catnip Kid's behind bars at last. 29 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:02,890 The sheriff of Casto Flats had put an end to that varmint's career. 30 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:06,327 Of course, the kid always said no jail could hold him. 31 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:09,195 But that was just a load of baloney. 32 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:10,912 (BULL MOOS) 33 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,770 (GRUNTS) 34 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:27,114 (EVIL LAUGH) 35 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,251 NARRATOR: So much for Casto Flats. 36 00:02:29,318 --> 00:02:34,121 Let's see what kind of trouble the kid can rustle up in the next town. 37 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:37,458 Bastian Butte. Sheriff off duty. 38 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:42,525 Looks like they put the welcome mat out for the Catnip Kid. 39 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:52,768 -(GIGGLING) -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 40 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,377 (BLOWS) 41 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,545 (SLURPING) 42 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,580 (PIANO PLAYING HONKY-TONK MUSIC) 43 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:04,751 (LIVELY CHATTER) 44 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,653 (MUSIC STOPS) 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,822 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 46 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,791 More milk, Bartender. 47 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,158 BARTENDER: Sure thing, Husky. 48 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,827 (GLASS SHATTERS) 49 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,929 (PATRONS GASPING) 50 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:19,700 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 51 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,771 (MUNCHES) 52 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:26,573 Catnip Kid? I thought you was in jai... (STAMMERS) 53 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,575 I mean, how long you in town? 54 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,010 Hey, have one on the house. 55 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:35,077 Your favorite brand of buttermilk. 56 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:40,754 (GASPS) He's gonna drink from a dirty glass! 57 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,323 (GURGLING) 58 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,493 (SIGHS) 59 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,262 Another? So soon? 60 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,498 Kid, don't you think you ought to slow... (STAMMERS) 61 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,567 Here you go, Kid. 62 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,136 Go get the sheriff. 63 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,605 NARRATOR:Now, like the sun outside set, 64 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,341 the sheriff of Bastian Butte was off duty. 65 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:03,710 In other words, he hung up his star. 66 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,446 Permanent-like. 67 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:09,150 Yep, he caught almost every no-good varmint there was. 68 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:12,320 Except for one. The Catnip Kid. 69 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,988 -(SNORING) -And the sheriff, 70 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,424 being a perfectionist, never got over it. 71 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,792 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 72 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,627 Well, hallelujah. 73 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,331 Yahoo! 74 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,800 (MEATHEAD AND SPIKE SINGING "BALLAD OF THE CATNIP KID") 75 00:04:25,867 --> 00:04:28,869 ♪ Now the sheriff's making a feel liking to capture a no-good feline 76 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:32,340 ♪ With a price tag on your head 77 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,942 ♪ He'll hightail the tail to justice 78 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:40,009 ♪ And that's alive or dead 79 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,949 ♪ Sheriff Jerry, that is 80 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:46,053 ♪ The mouse without mercy ♪ 81 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,823 -(PIANO PLAYING) -(PEAS RICOCHETING) 82 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:53,890 -(LAUGHS) The Kid's done missed every other shot. -(GULPING) 83 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,902 (ALL SHOUTING) 84 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,171 -(PIANIST COUGHS) -(JARRING NOTE ON PIANO) 85 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,175 (SHRIEKS) 86 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:10,811 Here, Kid, Have abother nutter milk. 87 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,880 I mean, another mutter bilk. 88 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,015 Hit the dirt, everybody! 89 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,084 Sheriff Jerry strapped on his holsters. 90 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,519 Says he's gonna finish off the Catnip Kid, 91 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:23,090 or die trying! 92 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:27,657 -(EAGLE SCREAMS) -(BELL TOLLS) 93 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,515 (WIND WHOOSHING) 94 00:05:47,582 --> 00:05:50,517 (MEATHEAD AND SPIKE SINGING "BALLAD OF THE CATNIP KID") 95 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,519 ♪ Catnip Kid! 96 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,388 ♪ Catnip Kid! 97 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:59,455 ♪ High noon No time to flip your lid 98 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,796 ♪ Slings are jonnin' Peas are flyin' 99 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:03,664 -♪ That's no fun Nobody's dyin' -(GASPING) 100 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,934 -♪ And they soon run out of peas -(SHRIEKS) 101 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,736 ♪ So they grab the nearest cactus 102 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,805 -♪ Club each other! -♪ That takes practice! 103 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:14,408 ♪ Till they're both down on their knees 104 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,343 ♪ But the cacti lose their prickles 105 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,379 ♪ And these ain't no city slickers 106 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,716 ♪ So they grab some horsey shoes 107 00:06:21,783 --> 00:06:23,684 ♪ And they hurl them iron beauties 108 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,820 ♪ But the horses kick their booties 109 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:29,123 -♪ You don't want to see that ruse! -♪ No! 110 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,091 ♪ Now the kid, he sees a clover 111 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,060 ♪ Thinks his dueling days are over 112 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:36,664 ♪ But the sheriff has a plan 113 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:38,533 ♪ One chrome-plated water pistol 114 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,334 ♪ Shining like a diamond crystal 115 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:45,401 ♪ In his mousy little hand... 116 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,025 (SHRIEKS) 117 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:03,557 ♪ This ballad ain't done yet 118 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:08,028 ♪ Catnip Kid! ♪ 119 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,730 (HORSE NEIGHS)