♪ Introducing ♪
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The one and only...
Woman: I've never seen anything like it.
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Yo, what are you doing after the shoot tonight?
Want to hang out?
Yeah?
Got a shoulder for you.
She likes me.
Got some crackers back in my room.
Well, Peggy, welcome to our humble little pet shop.
Yeah, I just actually signed up for PAWS to do walking.
Oh, yeah?
-Because I'm -- well -- -Animal lover.
I'm an animal lover.
I'm kind of half-retired.
Oh, so this is right up your alley.
Yeah.
All right. They're cute, aren't they?
Well, they are, and, you know,
Lightning would've really liked these things.
-Who -- Who's Lightning? -Lightning was my snake.
Oh, your snake. Ex--
Well, funny you should say that, 'cause you know what?
It is feeding time.
Oh, okay. What kind of snake?
You know how that goes.
-Um, yeah. -Ball python?
Yeah, I'm gonna get this guy.
All right. Get this lady out.
Nice. I love snakes.
-You do? -Uh-huh, yeah.
That's a Burmese python.
-Yeah. -Beautiful, isn't she?
-Yeah. -My girlfriend had two boas.
Yes.
So, one was Lucifer, who's six foot.
-Oh, my gosh. -Well, we didn't have mice.
We had rats.
-Rats. -Rats.
Okay. Well...
So he don't just jump out, huh?
See, yeah, they tormented mine.
Yeah, it's almost as if he knows what's gonna happen.
So, how do you get these guys?
So, he gets sat right there.
-Uh-huh. -I'm gonna open that up.
And get him right here.
So, then I'm gonna go in and get one of
the little hungry ones here.
And just drop him in and close it.
You know how that goes, right?
Ooh, he's quick. Yep. Got him already.
Okay. They're very hungry.
So, each one of these is gonna get a snake, okay, before lunch.
Wait a minute. Where'd the snake go?
Oh, it's a feeder snake, so the mouse got him.
The mouse ate the snake?
Yeah, it's a Mexican piranha mouse.
He ate that whole big snake?
-Yeah. -Really?
Yeah.
They'll eat, uh, they eat only reptiles.
So we were feeding the mice, not the snake?
Yeah, we're feeding the mice, yeah.
-They -- They actually -- -I am amazed.
Yeah.
That's why you said, "He knows what's gonna happen."
-Yes, yeah. -Oh.
The mouse can dislocate his jaw
and get the whole snake inside of his body...
so that he can digest.
That's why he looks so small.
-Really? -Yeah.
And how can you tell the difference?
Is there any marking or the ear shape or anything?
Um, it's actually -- you know, if you open their mouth,
you can see he's got six rows of teeth.
Six rows?
Six rows of teeth -- three on the top,
three on the bottom --
that help pull the snake in quickly.
And the regular mouse does not, huh, have six rows?
But let me tell you something.
Most people who see their teeth don't live to tell the tale.
So, uh, I'm gonna go get, uh,
a couple of more snakes for us to feed...
Yes, I want to see this.
...to these guys, and, uh, I'll be right back.
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Have you ever been to our pet shop before?
I haven't. I moved out to Oak Park, so...
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's Flappy.
-Flappy? -Yeah.
So, we're gonna -- well, actually, you know what?
This is good.
We'll do a little test with, um...
Flappy got some, uh -- We got some new, uh, plaques.
-We're gonna try those. -Uh-huh.
-Will you unwrap those? -Yep.
Flappy, we're gonna try the new plaques, okay?
Flappy is not for sale.
-Flappy actually slings -- -She's a house -- house bird.
Exactly, and she slings in a lot of, uh,
bucks for us with her little skill.
-Uh-huh, so... -Okay, so, uh, yeah.
Let me see those.
Are they kind of thin, or what's the story?
-Pretty thin. -Oh, they're good.
They're a little bit thinner
than the old ones that we used to get, okay.
Just have to be a little careful,
I guess, so they don't break.
Yeah, just be a little bit careful there.
All right, here, I'm gonna have you wipe --
wipe down both sides of that there.
Okay.
Flappy, you want to give it a try?
Okay.
So, uh, Flappy is from Ecuador,
and she's, uh, an Ecuadorian woodpecker parrot.
Okay.
Yeah, I was wondering, 'cause I don't --
she looks a little unusual.
Yeah, very different kind of a parrot.
They have that really lovely
kind of, uh, dull turquoise color.
So just this one?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try -- we used to get --
Okay.
...we used to get a wood that was a little bit, uh, thicker...
Mm-hmm.
...and it was pretty good for her beak,
'cause she kind of hits into it, and you know how birds like
to kind of scratch -- -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
...naturally, um,
but she does some of our custom personalization items --
Mm-hmm.
...and this is one of our most popular, is for dogs.
Do you have a pet?
Yeah, I have a dog, cat, and guinea pig.
Oh, yeah? Okay. What's your dog's name?
-Ziggy. -Ziggy?
-A pug. -Okay, how do you spell that?
-Z-I-G-- -Z-I-G-G-Y.
-Mm-hmm.
Okay, let's try this. Flappy, you ready?
You want to try Ziggy?
Okay, here we go. Let's go.
Come here, Flappy.
Oop, there you go. Okay, good, good.
Flappy. Good, good, good.
Good job.
Okay, good, good.
Nice.
Oop, there she goes.
[ Blows air ] Look at that.
-Really? -Yeah.
So, we have her personalize plaques like this
for people's dog houses and stuff.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yeah, so -- and she's, um, she did put the little,
uh, accent, 'cause she's from Ecuador,
and she always does that little accent,
'cause I think she was trained over there,
so she's still learning English.
-Wow. -But, um...
So, you just say the name and she does it?
Yeah, well, I just say the name.
But, like, she just sounds it out, and...
She sounds it out in her head.
-She can -- She can do that. -That's pretty amazing.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Well, it's the same way parrots learn how to speak.
They sound it out.
-They can sound it out. -Like, "Hello."
So she just, you know, "H..."
Right, you did a good job with that.
Such a good job, but no more accents, okay?
No accents over words like that.
Now it's Zig-gy.
-But here -- you can keep that. -Oh, thank you. It's cute.
And, um, all right,
I'm gonna go get one of the other kind that
we have that are darker wood, and we're gonna try that.
You hang here. Uh, and I will be right back.
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Flappy.
Ziggy.
Yeah, Zig-gy.
Yeah, Ziggy.
Zig-gy.
Zig...gy.
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
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Hey, all right, here we are in the middle of an auction house.
This is the place where they do the auctions and everything,
but we're gonna wrap up some items right over here.
We got that thing.
There's a hidden camera standing right over there.
$50 for the hidden cameras and the microphone right here.
Auction house.
Hey, what's up?
We had a great auction last night.
Sold a lot of items.
-It sounds like fun. -Yeah, it is.
It's -- Are you the one that -- the auctioneer?
No, no, no.
I love -- I love watching them.
-You said about half, right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll wedge it in there, and then go ahead and fill the rest.
Okay.
Yeah. I'd love to be able to do that.
You know, that -- how they talk fast and --
You got to be quick with the tongue.
You do, yeah.
Okay.
Great.
All right. I'm gonna seal it up.
Okay.
And then, uh, anytime we seal something up,
we also want to just --
we write "Lot 14" on the top corner,
and we put our initials on it.
Got it.
Okay, so, uh, I'm gonna have you grab the --
the marker right there.
Great. And go ahead and just write "Lot 14."
-"Lot 14" this way? -Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, whatever you want.
Great, and just initial next to that.
From my perspective.
Yeah. That's great.
Yeah, and also just put the date --
August 2019.
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That's perfect. Okay, great.
Oh, duh.
I forgot. This is actually supposed to go in there.
Oh, okay.
Uh, here.
-Grab plenty of tape. -Yeah.
Go ahead and open that up.
Okay, yeah, each of those slips goes inside with the --
with the item, and it gets laid right on top.
These are peanuts.
Oh, shoot. Did they turn?
Oh, I think these are expired.
Yeah, those Styrofoam peanuts are probably expired.
-Wait, what? -Yeah.
Oh, man.
What's the date on there -- the bag?
Oh, August 2019.
Yeah, they expired, so...
-Wait. [ Laughs ] -Yeah.
We just put Styrofoam in here.
Right, well, no, I know, but they expired --
It was a different box, right?
No, that's this box, right?
Isn't your name on here?
That's it.
The way they make
Styrofoam peanuts now is with real peanuts.
They puff air into them like puffed rice...
Right.
So they turn into real peanuts?
Well, after a certain time, yeah, they'll turn back.
They have an expiration.
This is blowing my mind right now.
Yeah.
Wait, they're -- it was just Styrofoam a second ago.
Right, yeah, the whole bag of them was.
It's a sustainable Styrofoam, so it's just a puffed peanut.
So in that second, it already turned into a peanut.
Yeah.
It must've just turned.
-That is wild. -Yeah.
Let me see if I have ones that are gonna expire later.
Okay.
'Cause they have to at least reach the recipient
before they turn back to regular peanuts.
Then I got to check for allergies, of course, so...
Holy [bleep].
[ Door closes ]
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What the [bleep]?
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[ High-pitched voice ] I'm a tiny little man
with a big demonstration!
Come and see the new stove!
[ Normal voice ] Ah! Stove.
-May I help you? -No, I'm just looking around.
Well, if you're shopping today, you get this for free.
You don't even have to buy anything.
-Well, how cool is that. -It's a promotion.
It's our new no-slip tray.
Oh, yeah, this is great.
Yeah. Have you seen those before?
-No. -Oh, they're great.
It's like, they were originally invented for airline travel.
-They wanted something classy. -Oh, okay, so when you're, like,
serving this tray, it won't slip off.
Well, yeah, well, it's interesting,
'cause it's -- it does have a very smooth surface.
Oh, okay.
But -- and, like, if you put something on it, it does slide.
But it's not -- it's gonna stay to the rim?
No, actually, they found this kind of bamboo
that has sort of a static charge.
Okay.
If you rub the -- the bamboo a certain way
and you get the fibers and the micro hairs
going the right direction, when you put something down
on top of it -- it holds it.
Huh, and you're giving these out today?
-We're giving them away. -This is so cool.
This is good for, like, if you're driving,
you put stuff on there,
but it really works with anything.
You could just -- you know, something to hold
your cellphone or whatever you want.
Yeah.
Organic material, same thing.
You know, obviously it's gonna fall off.
Right.
But if you stroke the fibers of the -- the tray...
Uh-huh.
...you can put that on there, and it will actually stick.
-That's pretty neat. -Right?
The one that's really impressive to me
is how it can really prevent liquid from splashing around.
-Oh, okay. -Yeah, see, look, watch.
I'll put a -- remember to stroke the fibers,
and just put a cup right here.
Fill that with water, and you can see
that it not only holds the cup from falling,
but you can do a complete flip-over,
and it won't spill the water out.
And I-I put this in the middle of my car.
-Oh, okay. -I keep an open coffee.
-See that? -Very nice.
Yeah, so that's for you to keep.
-All right, thank you. -All right, enjoy that.
Let me -- Let me get you the coupon for it.
-Stay right here. -Okay. Thanks.
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Didn't work for that.
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How you doing today?
-Good. -Doing good?
What's with the Cheetos?
Oh, I'm actually demonstrating a new product.
Veggie-kidables.
It's a great way to get kids to eat their vegetables.
Okay.
Do you want to see how it works?
-Yeah. -All right, I'll show you.
You take, um, a kid's favorite snack.
Okay.
And you lay it on down
to a cutting board or a flat surface,
and you just want to crush it up, okay?
And what this is, is an emollient infrared system
that will actually reprocess the food.
'Cause you know how hard it is to get kids
to eat things that are healthy.
Yeah.
So you crush up the snack of choice,
and this is the infrared emollient system.
It's made like a mold, and you put the favorite snack
all crushed up inside here.
Most snacks that kids like -- junk foods --
has a fair amount of partially
hydrogenated vegetable oils in it.
Uh-huh.
So what this system does is it uses
the infrared light technology to raise that oil to the surface
so that it's really bringing out the vegetable aspect
of that snack food, like that.
-Now, I use a mixture of EVOO -- -Mm-hmm.
...with lemon.
And that just goes on there to begin to break down
the texture of the snack, okay?
All right, now I'm gonna have you do this. Watch.
I close it up, and there's a little button
on the back that turns on the infrared light,
and you're gonna hold onto it
just on the sides like this. Right.
And just kind of vibrate back and forth.
It agitates it a little bit, and the infrared light
brings that vegetable oil to the surface,
and it reconstitutes the snack -- there we go --
in this mold.
I'll shut the light off,
and it makes it seem like asparagus.
-What? -Yeah.
So, watch. If I take one of these for you,
you see how it forms it?
Almost like candle making.
-Uh-huh. -Try that.
-I can eat this? -Yeah.
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Nobody really likes raw asparagus,
so it's sort of a training mechanism
to get your kids to eat vegetables.
Hmm. Interesting.
What's that taste like?
[ Laughs ] Like asparagus but, yeah, raw.
Yeah, you can't even tell that it's actually junk food.
Interesting. What is this?
Yeah, there's one -- that one makes rutabaga.
This one's carrot.
The corn -- popcorn will turn into cauliflower,
and corn chips will turn into carrots under that same light.
'Cause they really do regain
their vegetable component, don't they?
But each of them have a different mold shape?
Yeah. Each of those ones are rutabaga.
One's a carrot shape.
They also make one for pepperoni.
I was not expecting that. Yeah.
I'm gonna -- let me go grab your special order.
Mm-hmm.
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Are you doing juice here?
Yeah, I'm just showing off a new product.
Got it. What's the product?
It's these new little sticker juicers.
Oh.
It's like a mini sticker blender.
Oh.
And you use it at the bottom of a disposable cup.
And then what does that mean?
-I'll show you. -Oh, okay.
Okay. You take a cup.
You take your little sticker blender.
Okay.
And this is -- it's very thin,
but it does have electronics in the center of it
and two magnets that are kind of opposite energy.
Got it.
Like the polarity thing?
The polarity is opposite, right?
Right, right, right.
And you stick that into the bottom of a cup.
Right.
-Like that. -Yeah.
Okay, and then you just, you know,
put it what you're gonna make.
I've been doing -- do you juice at home?
Yeah, I do.
-I'm just -- -Yeah, celery is good.
Wait, you're doing this -- wait, what?
Pineapple's great.
I like to use mandarin oranges.
All of that stuff is great.
Little romaine, right? Romaine is really good for you.
This is very interesting.
-Okay. -Yeah, it's cool, right?
-Yeah. -You stuff it all down there.
Did you ever have a juicer?
Do you ever use a juicer at home or anything?
-Yeah. -Well, these are great 'cause --
I do a lot of smoothies, too.
This can make smoothies, as well.
Oh.
Yes. Once you have all your stuff packed in like that,
what you do is you just tap the bottom of the sticker
to activate it so it just gets the vibration,
and it starts to make a sound.
It started to go a little bit.
We'll let it kind of -- there it goes.
Good, good, good, good.
How is that possible to have a sticker thing...
blender.
-Yeah. -Can I just touch it?
Yeah, take one.
What?
-Yeah, it's got micro blades -- -Wow.
So, yeah, so these raise up.
-That is trippy. -Yeah.
-I-I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry.
Are most people blown away with this?
Oh, yeah. I'm blown away by it.
-Wow. -It's an amazing invention.
-The technology is incredible. -Oh, thank you.
The juice completely juiced.
Try it. It's great. Oh, my God.
-Pretty good, right? -Yeah.
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Today is going to be an interesting day, okay?
Nine canines. You ready, canines?
Woof, woof. Who loves you?
We do a lot of rehabilitation on dogs here.
Okay.
Helps their joints and stuff like that,
and I guess this is kind of a prototype machine
that a geneticist made or something at the college,
and it really helps rejuvenate the cartilage
and youthifies the dog and gets them all sprite
and sprockety again, whatever that means.
So, I've been trying to run back and forth,
and I sort of don't know what I'm doing,
but I think it'll be better if I run the machine manually
and you run the screen. -Okay.
-Okay.
And, yeah, you can pop your purse right on over here.
All right, we'll figure it out.
It's pretty self-explanatory.
The prompts...
and it'll be easier for me if you tell me what it's saying.
I can operate the manual switches as we go, okay?
So, yeah, it supposedly makes the dogs feel like,
you know, young again. -Better.
And then someday apparently they're gonna try it on people.
Right.
-Okay. -Oh, that's cool.
So, I think we have three people coming in,
and they have, um... Oh, yeah.
-Hi. -Hi.
-We're here for an appointment. -Right.
-Hello. -You have T-Bone?
-It's T-Bone. -Oh, great, okay.
First appointment up. That's nice.
-How you doing? This is Kiara. -Here he is.
Hello, how are you?
Yeah, we'll take good care of T-Bone, here.
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
He has a photo shoot tomorrow. Yes.
Little rejuvenation for you, huh?
-Fancy, yes. -Frenchie.
-Mm-hmm. -So cute.
All right, we'll take good care of him.
-About, like, 20 minutes. -Cool.
-I'll sit in the front. -Yeah, we got this.
All right, thank you.
Okay.
Okay, all right, so...
Aw, he's so cute.
-You like dogs? -Yeah.
You know, they say for people it'll do, like, skin-tightening,
and, like, youthification.
You ready, buddy? All right, so, go ahead and...
-Start? -Yep, start.
Then select the canine rejuvenation.
That I remember.
-Yep. -And now -- all right, ready?
So, here's what I'll do.
We'll put him in, and then to calibrate,
I'll click it manually.
-Okay. -And then you press go.
-Press go? -Yeah.
All right.
And then it will automatically go into phase one.
-Oh. -And that should do it.
-I think. -It says it's complete.
-Press next? -Okay.
-So press next? -Yeah, try next.
Which level do I put?
This was supposed to be set already.
I don't know. Um, I think it's 70?
-Press 70? -Yeah.
And then enter?
-Enter. -All right.
-Here we go, okay.
All right, that seems to be working.
Oh, I can see him.
So, yeah, we just watch and make sure he stays calm.
And it sprays benachaloranine,
which is, like, a youth treatment.
Well, that power level's really high, though.
That might've been too high. Hold on.
That's way too high. Okay, hold on.
-I have no idea what I'm doing. -It looks like he's shrinking.
Hold on a minute. Wait, wait, wait.
Is he -- Is he shrinking in there?
-What happened? -It looks like he shrinked.
T-Bone? [ Gasps ] Oh, boy.
[ Gasps ] Did that really shrink him?
Oh, my God.
How did that happen?
T-Bone, hi. Oh, my God.
Okay, that was way too high. That power level's way too high.
-Okay, I'm so sorry. -Okay, let's go home, right?
What did we have, 70?
-Yeah. -Oh, my God.
Okay, I should've been --
How did it make him shrink like that?
I don't know. It -- It --
It brings youth back to the body.
Like, it shrinks the cartilage.
So it actually shrinks them?
Well, technically, pup-ified.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this is freaking happening. I'm sorry.
Hold on. I'm tripping out. I'm freaking out,
'cause I seen through the thing you could see
his shadow, like, shrinking.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen a machine like this.
This is -- it's like, this is a prototype.
Let's see if we can bring him back, right?
I think so. We should try. We'll try.
-We'll do, like, negative-70. -Right.
-Yeah. Yeah? -Yeah.
It says updating.
Serial number?
Oh, shoot.
Oh, let me -- here, hold on a second, T-Bone.
We're gonna try and reboot this, okay?
Hang on one second.
Let me read you the serial number.
-All right. -Okay, yeah.
You type this in.
-Zero, zero... -Yeah.
-...six, three, one... -Mm-hmm.
...five, six, seven...
-Five, six, seven... -Oh, wait, you know what?
This whole thing -- This panel is loose.
Is the light on in the front?
-No. -Look out! Ah!
Oh, my God!
It made you young.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Um...
Okay?
Oh, my God.
This is weird.
You're -- You're a kid now.
Look in the mirror.
Holy [bleep].
-Oh, my God. -This is like a [bleep] movie.
I think I know what happened, though.
What happened?
I think we both went through the Carbonaro Effect.
Do you know what the Carbonaro Effect is?
No.
It's a scientific phenomenon for, like, power and stuff.
-But it's also the name... -Mm-hmm.
...of a hidden-camera magic...
-Is it? -...TV show...
Yeah, it is.
...like the one you're on right now.
Am I? Are you kidding me?
I'm Michael Carbonaro.
You're on my magic TV show right now.
Am I?
So, can you get back older?
No, I'm pretty sure that it's permanent. [ Laughing ]
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