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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Friends, we last left our Jane
saying goodbye

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to Michael and telling Rafael
she loved him. Only problem...

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It's just, it's too late.

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I just don't
trust you anymore, Jane.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Also too late
on the love train?

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Alba and her ex-boyfriend
Jorge.

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See, she married him so he could get his green card.

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Only problem:
she still loved him.

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I know, straight out
of a telenovela, right?

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Well, imagine this.

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Rogelio was starring
in the American remake

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ofThe Passions of Santos.

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And they finally shot
the pilot.

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And Petra?
She almost got shot as well.

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But J.R. saved her.

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Who is it? Who
did I just shoot?

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My ex-husband Milos.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And the happy couple
were on the up and up.

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Until... I didn't e-mail Milos.

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It's right here, Petra,
how you said you won't testify

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against him
if he gives you the hotel.

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I didn't write this.
I'm being set up.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And then this happened.

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Scary man.
He was just in our room.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And speaking of scary people,

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Rose, aka Sin Rostro,
was up to no good.

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We need to move up the timeline.

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I live just down
the hall, and...

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Would you like
to come in?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Poor Luisa. I can't watch.

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But you should. So let's see what happens next.

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When Jane Gloriana Villanueva

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was nine years old,

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she first fell in love with...

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reading.

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And because Jane loved love,

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she also fell in love with...

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historical nonfiction.

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Just kidding.

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Come on, guys.
You know this by now.

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Romance novels.

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What are you still doing up?

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It's bedtime.
Put the book away.

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Five more minutes, please?

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Nicholas is about to
propose to Francine.

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He's been
in love with her forever.

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And finally he won her over.

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You know that's not
really how it works, right?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But actually, friends,

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for a long time,

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that is exactly
how it worked for Jane.

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With him. I'm a fighter.

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And him. I'm proposing.

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And even him.

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I am crazy about
this woman! Yeah.

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And then him again.
With a different name. I'm coming a-courtin'.

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And, yep, him again, too.

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All I want is to put
this ring on your finger.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
So, yes, friends.

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Love always came
easily to our Jane.

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That is, until it didn't.

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I just want to see
how Rafael is doing.

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He's completely avoiding me.

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He is.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I'll let you be the judge.

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Hey!

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Where's your daddy?

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He said I'm a big boy
and can walk to the door myself.

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Hey there.

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Where's your daddy?Oh, he's avoiding you.

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It's so frustrating.

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How long is this gonna go on?

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But he's gonna come around
eventually, right?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
He has to, right?

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But this is a telenovela!

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Yeah.

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Okay. I know.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us...

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Wait. What is Jane doing
at Rafael's?

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Remember, Jane, boundaries.

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Well, at least
she's not texting him.

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Oh, come on.

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Oh.

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JANE:
I'm so embarrassed.

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I made a complete
fool of myself.

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But it's an
impossible situation.

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I mean, he can't just

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cut me out of his
life completely.
I agree...

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We're co-parents, you know?
What if there's an emergency?

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Well, then...You know, something
serious with Mateo.

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We got to be able
to communicate.

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Can we communicate?
Let me talk.

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He's a great father.

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I-If there was an emergency,
he'd call.

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Yeah, based on
how he's acting?

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How can I be sure?

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Hon, you're just looking
for a hole to crawl through.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Better than crawling

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through one
of Rafael's windows.

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I really think you should
back off for a while.

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ROGELIO:
No! Dead?

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How could that be?

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Why, God, why?

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Oh, no.

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Who died? I-Is it your mom?
Your dad?

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My pilot.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
To be fair,

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Rogelio has spent much more
time with his pilot

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than with his parents lately.

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What happened?

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Well, I don't know.

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The network passed.

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It's crazy...

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but I'm going to confront
those executives.

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And I'm going to give them
a piece of my mind.

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And I'm not going to hold back!

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In telling you how much
I respect you

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and your opinions,
because I do.

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But I just don't understand
why don't you like

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the future Emmy award-winning
masterpiece

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that is The Passions
of Steve and Brenda?

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Look, we loved the idea

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of doing a big,
broad telenovela.

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But at the end of the day,

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well, it was a little too
conventional, actually.

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Let's make love
and then invade Switzerland.

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They've been neutral
for far too long.

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It feels like a
puffed-up soap opera.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Your point?

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In today's 500-show
peak TV world,

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it just doesn't stand out.

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Viewers today want
something edgy,

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just a little confusing,

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shadowy and dark
with shocking twists.

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Sci-fi elements are also big.

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Right. And assassins.

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Okay. Done.

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What's done?
All of that.

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I'll do it.

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I will come back
with a new proposal,

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with every single one
of your ideas incorporated.

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You don't need to pay me.

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Just promise me you'll read it.

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Please.

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This is my passion project,
as you know.

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Look, the-the truth
is, there's one more note

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we haven't told you.
And this one's, um...

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well, it's, it's definitely
the biggest.

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Whatever it is.
I'll make it so.

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It's about the stars.

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What about us?

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We actually need
them to be younger.

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How young are we talking?

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You're six years old. It's
time to start eating broccoli.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ugh. Broccoli.

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If I eat my broccoli, can
I have ice cream after?

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Uh, no bargaining.

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Daddy let me trade.

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Oh, yeah?

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How's your daddy doing?

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Better than me 'cause he doesn't
have to eat broccoli.

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But I mean, does he seem
happy or sad?
Regular.

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Oh.I bet he'll bring me
some ice cream tomorrow

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when he comes to school.

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Oh, he's coming
to school tomorrow?

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For the book fair.

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Oh. Good to know.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. Looks like Jane's wheels are spinning.

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GPS VOICE:
Turn right on Fremont Avenue.

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Make a U-turn.

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Why would I make a U-turn?

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Because you need to turn around
and go home.

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You have no business driving
to Mateo's school

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for the book fair.

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I'm serious, Jane.

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You need to take your mom's
advice and back off.

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You're acting cray.

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Good.
Now head on home.

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Seriously?
What are you doing?

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Oh, no. You can't turn me off,
sister. You're stalking him.

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You need to turn around
because you're steering

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into restraining order
territory.

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Hey there.RAFAEL :
Hi. Listen,

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I'm at Mateo's school
for the book fair,

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and when I got here,
there was a problem.

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What kind of problem?

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He had a meltdown

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and had to be taken
out of class.

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I think a kid said
something mean to him.

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He was crying,

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saying that he was a dummy.

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What?

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I know.

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I'm gonna talk to the teacher,

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but I just,
I wanted to tell you.

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Uh, yeah, you know, um, I happen
to be close by, so wait for me.

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I-I'll come by
and talk to her, too.

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Okay, sure.
What's your, uh, ETA?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, about 30 seconds.

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I'll be there really soon.

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The good news is Mateo
calmed down. He's back in class.

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He told us that Simon
called him a dummy

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and said that he was stupid.

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I know, and I spoke with Simon,
and that won't happen again.

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And I'm also gonna speak
to Simon's parents as well.

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Thank you.
Maybe Simon was insecure

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about his performance in school,
so he took it out on Mateo?

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Mm, that's one possibility.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But judging by her tone,
not the right one.

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Look, I actually think
this incident

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might have stemmed
from the fact

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that Mateo is really struggling
with his reading.

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He is quite far behind
the rest of the class.

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Mateo's behind?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow. Jane really read
that situation wrong.

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Uh, so most of the class
is reading by now?

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Yes, most are. But there's
nothing to worry about.

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Most kids eventually
catch up.

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But I like to see a little more
letter recognition

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and, uh, you know,
a few sight words at this point.

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Okay, so what do we do?
How can we help?

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I wouldn't
pressure him.

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Just read a lot
to him.

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Play word games.
Just engage him.

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Okay. Got it.

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Yes, absolutely.
Thank you.

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I had no idea
that Mateo was behind.

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Me neither.

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How could we
have missed this?

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Well, things have been
a little... crazy.

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You know, with your husband
coming back

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from the dead and all.

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Hmm.

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Look, I'm sorry for creeping
around your apartment before.

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That was...Oh, don't worry about it.

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We should put it behind us
and focus on Mateo.

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We're a good team.
We can get him there.

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Yeah.

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Plus, I think it's better
that we know.

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You're right. We couldn't help
him if we were in the dark.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Although some people prefer
being in the dark.

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Okay, this is super hot,

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but I have to ask:

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why are we in a closet?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah. These two came out
a while ago.

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I got new security cameras,

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so, unless you want to give
the security guy downstairs

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a peep show,
this is the only blind spot.

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All right, so you put cameras
in your own bedroom?

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I need to find out
which one of Milos's goons

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00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,363
is harassing us, so life
can just go back to normal.

251
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ELLIE:
Mommy? Where are you?

252
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,761
Shoot. The girls are back.

253
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,633
They're early.
I'm sorry.

254
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,460
Okay.

255
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:39,247
Hey!Mommy, we missed you.

256
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,640
Can we sleep here tonight?

257
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,729
Oh, not yet, girls.
You'll stay with your daddy

258
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,426
until we figure out
who was out on the balcony.

259
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,254
Can you come, too?

260
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,212
To your father's?
What for?

261
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,475
So the scary man
doesn't get you.

262
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,260
Oh, no, I'm perfectly safe.

263
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:55,089
Look, J.R.'s here.

264
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,438
Girls, say hello.

265
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:59,659
It's okay. Um, I think
the girls could use

266
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,748
some alone time
with their mommy.

267
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,489
I've got some things
to do anyway.

268
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,187
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah, she couldn't get out

269
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,188
of there fast enough.

270
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,277
Slow down, Ma.

271
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,062
I'm feeling better, but
I'm not ready to sprint.

272
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,456
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Can I just say it's nice to see

273
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,631
Xo on the mend.

274
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,505
Let's sit for a minute
so I can catch my breath.

275
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,641
So, what's going on?

276
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,355
Are you guys studying?

277
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:53,713
You also nervous about spending
all that time with Jorge?

278
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,549
I know, right? She is not
used to being turned down.

279
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,119
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
No way. Can't be.

280
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,599
I don't know.

281
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,486
You got this, Mom.

282
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,056
I got this.

283
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,408
Again, way too fast.

284
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,062
Again, take your time.

285
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,456
But this is so boring.

286
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,719
Well, if you focus
we'll be done sooner.

287
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,548
Now, come on,
what's the first letter?"R."

288
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,680
Great. Now stretch it out
like a rubber band.

289
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,770
Hey! What was that?

290
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,119
I'm being a black belt.

291
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,730
No karate-chopping the card.

292
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,340
Now, can you stretch it out?

293
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,559
No.

294
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:01,128
Okay, I'll give you a hint.

295
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,217
The word rhymes with "Ted."

296
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,437
Come on, rhyming is fun.

297
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,917
You like Dr. Seuss, right?

298
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,745
He's got a black belt
in rhyming.

299
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,660
Yes, karate. Hi-yah!

300
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,401
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Sorry, but you kind of

301
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,402
asked for it, Jane.

302
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,273
Okay, the word is "red."

303
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,841
Red, Ted, said.
See how they all rhyme?

304
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,583
I can't do it.

305
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,976
Yes, you can.

306
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,021
You just have
to believe in yourself

307
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,631
and keep trying,
even if it's hard.

308
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,763
Huh?

309
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,679
What rhymes with "sit"?

310
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,898
I quit!

311
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,856
I thought I could take
the network's notes,

312
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,857
but it's impossible.

313
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,424
How come he gets to quit?

314
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,425
He doesn't.

315
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,643
I did.Well, that's ridiculous.

316
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,254
You're not gonna quit, Dad,

317
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,472
and neither are you, Mateo,

318
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,996
because the Villanueva-
de-la-Vega-Solanos

319
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,258
aren't quitters.

320
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,478
But what they want is too hard.

321
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,393
Nothing is too hard.

322
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,569
Mateo, I know reading
seems hard,

323
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,963
but when you learn to do it,
it's gonna be as fun as karate.

324
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,443
I promise.

325
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,488
And, Dad, you've worked
too hard to give up.

326
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,403
This isn't The Passions of Steve and Brenda.

327
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,666
This is the passions
of Rogelio!

328
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,885
You know, as hard
as it seems,

329
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,148
we have to rise
to the challenge.

330
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,976
Do you really think
it's possible?

331
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,499
Of course.

332
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,937
So, will you write
the proposal

333
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,504
for the new version
of Steve and Brenda? Hmm?

334
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,942
One that incorporates
all of their notes

335
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,379
and still stars River and me,

336
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,556
and also younger people
who think they're the stars.

337
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,558
Dad, I don't think I'm
the best person for that.

338
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:27,518
Come on, who's better than
the father-daughter dream team

339
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,738
who got me a Paloma nomination?

340
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,958
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And no one else
would take the job.

341
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,482
What do you say, Jane?
Will you do it?

342
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,834
You know what, yes.

343
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,705
As hard as it seems,
I will write the proposal,

344
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,490
because I rise to a challenge.

345
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,187
This is gonna be great.

346
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,232
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
That's up for debate.

347
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,267
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Nice boundary-respecting, Jane.

348
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,932
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, well, that's just kismet.

349
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,402
Ah...

350
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,305
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'd say
that's impressive at your age,

351
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,611
even if it's make-believe.

352
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,489
Do what, Mom?
What's wrong?

353
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,323
You won't screw up.

354
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:52,984
Then don't do it alone.

355
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,421
I'll help you guys.

356
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,597
And whenever your feelings
begin to take over,

357
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,773
just squeeze my hand... okay?

358
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,254
Okay.

359
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,299
ROGELIO:
Together, we are unstoppable.

360
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,127
So, here's what I'm
thinking, you know.

361
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,563
The network wants
younger leads,

362
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,609
so the obvious solution
would be to hire

363
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,786
the best CGI guys in Hollywood
and age me down.

364
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,484
Like Brad Pitt
in Benjamin Button.

365
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:19,837
River can play my mother.

366
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:24,625
America's first
mother/son co-presidents.

367
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:28,629
That is definitely an...
an idea.

368
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,457
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But, judging by her tone,
not the right one.

369
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,373
But you know,
since we're spitballing,

370
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,853
in the book that I'm writing,
I go back and forth

371
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,638
between the past
and the present,

372
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,988
with younger and older versions
of all my characters.

373
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:43,513
Yeah, flashbacks just
don't have the "wow" factor.

374
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,601
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hey...

375
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,168
I'm not talking about
flashbacks.

376
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,214
I'm talking about
multiple timelines.

377
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,520
You and River can play
Steve and Brenda in the present,

378
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,306
and the two younger leads
can play you guys in the past.

379
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,700
We'll cut back and forth
between the past and present.

380
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,833
I guess it could work
in a novel,

381
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,704
but I don't want this to be
a boring book.

382
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,011
No offense.

383
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,273
Some taken.

384
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,666
And it's not gonna be
like a boring book.

385
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,885
It's gonna be more like
that TV show This Is Us.

386
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,974
Oh, I love This Is Us.

387
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,586
And I'm good friends
with Justin Hartley.

388
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,807
ROGELIO: You know,
I am also a big star,

389
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,549
so I know how hard
it is to go out

390
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,855
and constantly get noticed,

391
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,509
and have people talk
to you like they know you.

392
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,555
Justin, right?

393
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,601
Rogelio De La Vega.

394
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,647
Just wanted to say hello,
one celebrity to another.

395
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:37,176
You know, I find a nice,
full-body wax in advance

396
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,656
really helps a tan soak in.

397
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,528
Sugar wax or resin?

398
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,965
Maybe Hartley can make a cameo.

399
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,140
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah, right.

400
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,750
Hartley doesn't do cameos.

401
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,796
I'm in. Let's get started
on the proposal.

402
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,625
Oh, actually, I have to be
at Raf's in 15 minutes

403
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,061
for Mateo's study session.

404
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,584
Why don't we get together
tomorrow night,

405
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,759
and I'll give you
a rough draft?

406
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,240
Okay. Well, go forth.
And remember...

407
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,242
you're training
the third generation

408
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,810
of De La Vega geniuses.

409
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,378
Ball.

410
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,684
Uh, bat.

411
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,557
Uh, "T" sounds like "tuh."

412
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,949
Mommy.
Hmm?

413
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,255
What rhymes with bat?

414
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:17,433
Bat, cat, sat.
Okay, your turn.

415
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,782
Skip my turn.

416
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:21,437
No, come on, Mr. Sweetface,
you can do it.

417
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,353
Just one rhyme, and then
we'll take a break, okay?

418
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,181
Heart.

419
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,878
What other word
sounds like heart?

420
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,619
RAFAEL :
Heart...

421
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,666
Ha-art.

422
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,712
Art?

423
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,584
Art! Yes!Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding!

424
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,716
We have a winner!

425
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,762
And fart.Fart!

426
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:42,763
Yes. Yes!

427
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,374
Heart, art, fart.

428
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,289
Farty poopy pants.

429
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,074
Well, that doesn't rhyme,
but farty party.

430
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,075
And goopy poopy.

431
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,294
And penis-teenis.

432
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,688
Not really a word,
but it still rhymes.

433
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,472
And now is a good time
to take a break.

434
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,908
Cookie?Go ahead.

435
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,305
So, maybe tomorrow
we can... grab breakfast.

436
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:07,135
Just, um, us.
And talk.

437
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,531
I work the morning shift
tomorrow. Can you do lunch?

438
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:14,838
Can't. I have to get ready
for the open house on Fuller.

439
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,581
We'll find another time.

440
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,931
XIOMARA:
When, exactly?

441
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,933
It was January,

442
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:26,415
and I'd been working at
the gift shop for three months

443
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,548
when Alba walked in.

444
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:34,771
In English, Ma.

445
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,773
Yes.

446
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:41,517
Uh, Mrs. Cohen was
a mean old lady,

447
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:42,953
but Jorge

448
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,521
actually got her to smile.

449
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:48,655
You have to hear this. Magical.

450
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,657
Clearest ocean sound
you ever heard.

451
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,702
Come on.

452
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:59,448
ALBA:
He charmed us both that day.

453
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,626
Good job.

454
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:06,977
Jorge, how often are you
intimate with your wife?

455
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,634
Two to three times a week.

456
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:14,158
Impressive.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
That's what I said.

457
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:18,859
Alba, what would you say
is Jorge's greatest flaw?

458
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:22,341
His pride.

459
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,864
He won't admit it,

460
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:28,695
but last week,
he loaded the dishwasher wrong

461
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,740
and broke my
favorite dish.

462
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,795
He's a very prideful man.

463
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:44,711
Great answer, Ma. Very specific.

464
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,669
You guys are
really nailing it.

465
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,802
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Or finger-nailing it.

466
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,413
Oh, hey, hon.Hey.

467
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,719
We're just finishing up
our study session.

468
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:53,720
Oh.How did yours go?

469
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,199
Really good, actually.

470
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,724
Uh, turns out, flatulence is key

471
00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:00,117
to maintaining Mateo's interest.
Now we know.

472
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,820
And Raf and I are making plans
to get together.

473
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,648
And it was his idea.

474
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,780
Ah...

475
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,783
That's really great,
but be careful.

476
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,611
Oh, I've been careful, Ma,
my whole life.

477
00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:18,701
I don't want to be careful,
I want to be with Rafael.

478
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:21,182
I love him and he loves me,
I know it.

479
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,010
That doesn't just go away.

480
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:31,235
PETRA: Stay over tonight?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Plus side of having

481
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,672
a psycho on the loose
at the hotel?

482
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,108
The girls are sleeping
at their dad's again,

483
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,415
so maybe come back,
or I'll come to you and then...

484
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:40,941
I-I'll call you back.

485
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,813
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
What language is that?

486
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,076
Let me check. Oh, it is Czech.

487
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,252
Oh, sorry.
You don't speak Czech.

488
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:52,518
Hurry, Petra.

489
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,912
Looks like our psycho's
been caught red-handed.

490
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,481
Or, I guess, red-feathered.

491
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:00,743
Call the police, now.

492
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,881
We're back!
Oh, my girls,

493
00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:09,143
I'm so happy you're home.

494
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,623
So are we.

495
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,276
We missed our silk sheets.

496
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,844
And our lavender bubble baths.

497
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,847
Daddy's isn't organic.

498
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,504
So, Pammy the Parrot?

499
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,767
Really?Yes, the bird was compromised.

500
00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,552
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Total cuckoo.

501
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,902
She denies it, but her time
cards put her at the hotel

502
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:29,990
when each
of the incidents happened.

503
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,818
I had her arrested.

504
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,429
I guess you could say,
she clipped her wings.

505
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,040
Put her in a cage,
on account of her fowl play...

506
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,520
Yeah, but enough with the bird. Noted.

507
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:41,697
The point is,
the danger is gone, thank God.

508
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,873
On to the next disaster.ANNA: Mommy!

509
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,832
Can we order room service?

510
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,398
Of course. Whatever you want.

511
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:49,052
The world is your oyster today.

512
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:51,011
BOTH:
Ooh, oysters.

513
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,274
You know who else
loves oysters? J.R.

514
00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,884
And she's coming over
for dinner tonight.

515
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,843
All right,
say goodbye to your daddy.

516
00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,453
Come on.

517
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,455
Mm.

518
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:06,287
I want to spend time
with you alone, Jane.

519
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,332
Just the two of us.

520
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:11,161
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Get back
to the telenovela, Jane.

521
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:15,122
Telenovela, telenovela,
telenovela.

522
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,365
Okay, the big epic gesture.

523
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,671
Think, Jane.

524
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:56,859
Hey, Dad.

525
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:59,427
Jane, my sensational scribe.

526
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,429
Just wanted to check in
and make sure you got my text

527
00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,605
about how important
the romantic gesture is.

528
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,085
Yep, I got it.

529
00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:06,477
Good. Because it has to be

530
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:08,001
the thing
that changes everything.

531
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:11,482
So think epic. Huge! Monumental.

532
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:12,614
Understood.

533
00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:14,747
But also make it
small and personal.

534
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:17,097
Huge but small. Got it.

535
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,402
Of course you do.

536
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:20,317
Now, go forth and write,
my talented daughter.

537
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:22,319
Oops.

538
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,973
You're also
my talented daughter.

539
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,322
Bye, Dad.

540
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,071
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, her own romantic hero.

541
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,596
Talk about worlds colliding.

542
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,622
And friends, in that moment,

543
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,712
Jane knew exactly
what she had to do.

544
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,194
I remembered where you said
you hide the keys

545
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,196
from when I helped you
stage that apartment.

546
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,458
I know tomorrow's open house
is a big deal,

547
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:15,764
so I thought I'd help again.

548
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,897
And I wanted
to make a gesture

549
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,464
to say I love you, Rafael,
so much.

550
00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,771
And I want to remind you
of what we have,

551
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,468
and how we can't
just give up on...

552
00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,166
Oh...

553
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:30,823
Jane, this is my boss, Garret.

554
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,218
Our clients weren't
available tomorrow,

555
00:27:35,262 --> 00:27:38,134
so we're showing them
the property today.

556
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,397
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Let me
just get out of your hair.

557
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:41,877
Do you have romantic dates
in all the houses

558
00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:43,226
we're trying to sell?

559
00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,620
No, sir, I-I promise
that I would...

560
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,709
You and your girlfriend need to
leave. I'll take it from here.

561
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:54,107
I am so sorry.What the hell were you thinking?

562
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,543
I thought that you were
gonna be alone,

563
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,240
and I just wanted to make
a grand romantic gesture

564
00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:59,416
because there was an opening.What opening?

565
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,027
Well, we were texting,

566
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:03,029
and you invited me out alone.

567
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:05,814
Because I wanted to talk about
Mateo without him overhearing.

568
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,642
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Guess Mateo isn't the only one

569
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,252
reading things wrong
these days.

570
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:10,558
I'm so sorry. I misunderstood.

571
00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:12,081
I-I'll fix this.

572
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,648
What's your boss's name?Stop, stop, stop.

573
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,997
It's not for you to fix.

574
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,172
Maybe I wasn't
clear before,

575
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:19,132
but let me be
perfectly clear now:

576
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,960
breakfast was never
supposed to be a date.

577
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:23,136
And today?
I was just trying to do my job.

578
00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:24,224
And when I said
that we're a team,

579
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:26,182
I didn't mean romantically.

580
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:28,184
I am trying to be
a good co-parent.

581
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,403
But you and I?

582
00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:30,926
Jane, we are through.

583
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:33,189
So you need
to move on.

584
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,765
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
We last left Jane having made
an epic gesture,

585
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:47,073
which turned out to be
an epic failure.

586
00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:49,989
Just mortifying, for both of us.

587
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:52,252
Oh, I feel horrible. I
don't know what to do, Mom.

588
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,123
Well, you don't really
have a choice.

589
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,429
Leave him alone.

590
00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:58,040
But I love him.

591
00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:00,303
And he's making a mistake.

592
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,741
Can you even hear yourself?
Just because you love someone

593
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:05,134
doesn't mean
you get to have them.

594
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,875
Imagine if the roles
were reversed

595
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,964
and you were a man
acting like this.

596
00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:10,183
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ooh, yes, let's.

597
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,544
Oh, come on.

598
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:26,547
I just wanted to say hi!

599
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,376
Maybe a quick peek?

600
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:31,160
I'm never giving up!

601
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:33,946
Yeah, okay. I-I guess
when you put it that way,

602
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,643
I was a little... Creepy?

603
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:37,166
Overbearing.

604
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,168
I know how hard it is,

605
00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:43,346
but you can't force someone
to feel something they don't.

606
00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:48,177
I just don't believe,
in my heart, that it's over.

607
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:51,702
You don't have to believe it,
but you have to accept it.

608
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,228
You're right.

609
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:57,578
I'll leave him alone.

610
00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:04,454
Alba...
Hmm?

611
00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:26,041
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Okay, friends, let's do this.

612
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:28,827
All right. Tell me about
your husband's family.

613
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:32,091
Well, uh,
he has an older sister,

614
00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,397
and he's very close with...

615
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,225
God. He's always been

616
00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:38,445
a big presence
in my wife's life.

617
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:39,794
She loves...

618
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,796
Spicy cheese puffs.

619
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,409
I think they are disgusting, but
Jorge can't get enough of them.

620
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,325
I don't think
there's anyone else...

621
00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:54,243
Who I could work with all day,
and live with,

622
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:58,813
and still feel like I never
have enough time with.

623
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,990
And she can read me so well.
She's not afraid to call me out

624
00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:06,821
on my stubbornness, like when
I load the dishwasher wrong

625
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,779
and won't admit it.

626
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:12,783
And she's the most generous
person I know.

627
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,873
She always puts
her feelings aside,

628
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:18,006
even when other people
are just being prideful.

629
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:21,270
I never imagined

630
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:24,883
I would be lucky enough
to have a wife like her.

631
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,845
I cannot wait
to read what you wrote.

632
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,282
Should I be prepared
to have my mind blown,

633
00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:34,762
my socks knocked off?

634
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,416
Oh, uh...
Oh!

635
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,853
Both! Should I read
the proposal aloud

636
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,376
to maximize dramatic impact?

637
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,596
I do a great Brenda.

638
00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:45,512
Actually, I haven't
written it yet.

639
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,644
What?

640
00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:48,776
I'm so sorry.

641
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,473
It's just been a crazy day.

642
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:51,779
What happened?

643
00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:53,868
I thought you were writing.I was.

644
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,175
But then I decided to make
a grand gesture to Rafael

645
00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:58,438
which went horribly wrong.

646
00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:01,006
So you just blew it off?

647
00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:03,486
I'm so sorry. I'll write it
by tomorrow, I promise.

648
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,924
Jane, this show
is everything to me.

649
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,273
My entire
American career

650
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,057
is riding on it.

651
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,972
The passions of Rogelio.

652
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,495
That's what you said.

653
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,975
I know.

654
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,150
I'm so sorry, Dad.

655
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,937
I'm just really disappointed.

656
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,637
PETRA:
I feel bad.

657
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,943
I wish we could go out to eat,

658
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,857
but I don't want
to be too far from the girls.

659
00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:28,947
No, it's understandable.

660
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,645
It's not like we're
slumming it here.

661
00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,864
I'm just glad we can
finally get back to normal.

662
00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,431
Me, too.

663
00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:42,351
Oh, my God. Get down! Gun!What?

664
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:45,441
What?!I got to get
to the girls.

665
00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,010
Oh, thank God.

666
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:55,016
Hello?

667
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,366
Mrs. Solano? There's something
you should see.

668
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:59,020
Yes. There's a sniper.

669
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,804
Did you see them
on your cameras? Who is it?

670
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,589
This is from
one of the new cameras

671
00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:04,025
on your balcony.

672
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,685
Oh, my God.

673
00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:15,602
It was my daughters?

674
00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,348
I want you to know
I am not angry.

675
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:25,786
I just need to know
what happened, okay?

676
00:33:25,829 --> 00:33:28,397
We wanted you and
J.R. to break up.

677
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,618
So you pointed a laser
at her head?

678
00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:33,794
We were trying
to scare her away.

679
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,059
What about the scary person
you saw in your room?

680
00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,234
That was us.

681
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,844
Anything else?

682
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:43,934
We sent fake e-mails
from you to Milos.

683
00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:45,588
Why would you do all this?

684
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,155
To save you from her.

685
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,549
Who? J.R.?

686
00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,116
She's a bad guy, Mommy.

687
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,813
We do gun
drills in school

688
00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:54,815
in case bad guys come in.

689
00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:56,817
And we saw her with a gun.

690
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,775
And that guy all bloody.

691
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:05,739
You weren't asleep?
You saw that?

692
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:09,351
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Looks like we all
read the situation wrong.

693
00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:12,963
Oh, girls.

694
00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:14,226
JANE:
I'm so sorry.

695
00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:15,618
You're right.

696
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,142
I really messed up.

697
00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:18,621
And I hate the idea

698
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,232
that my terrible judgment

699
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:22,234
screwed things up
for you professionally.

700
00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:24,279
And I love you.

701
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,239
And if you'll give me a chance,

702
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,544
I promise
I'll make it up to you.

703
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,024
Starting with this.

704
00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:35,290
It's my Ro-morse basket.

705
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:48,129
Thank you.

706
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,652
I really
appreciate this.

707
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,480
Consider yourself forgiven.

708
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,569
You can make me work
a bit harder, I deserve it.

709
00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:55,310
Well, you feel
bad enough.

710
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:58,139
Plus, you made a
perfect Ro-morse basket

711
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,793
without the help of
a props department.

712
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:01,273
I know how
hard that is.

713
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:03,971
Well, can we please
get back to work

714
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,538
on the proposal?
I have some ideas.

715
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:07,540
I would love that.Great.

716
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,411
First of all, I really think
the story should be

717
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:12,110
just as romantic for the old
people as it is for the young.

718
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,850
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Speaking
of romantic old people...

719
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,421
Actually, I'm sorry.

720
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:21,771
But can we just stop referring
to them as old people?

721
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,644
How about "slightly
less young people"?

722
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,385
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Note taken.

723
00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:28,430
Now back to our
slightly less young people.

724
00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,286
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Twice.

725
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,130
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Looks like Alba was reading

726
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,392
Jorge right all along.

727
00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:26,706
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Aw...

728
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:30,100
those slightly less young
people really are romantic.

729
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,538
I like it.

730
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:34,409
Hi-yah!
Oh. Whatcha doing?

731
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,194
Practicing for
my belt test.

732
00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,021
I'm the best.
Where's Daddy?

733
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:39,806
Oh, he'll be here soon,
Mr. Sweetface.

734
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,244
Actually, I should text Raf.

735
00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,377
Make sure he picks up Mateo here
instead of Abuela's.

736
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,988
Do you think
that's a good idea?

737
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:49,642
It's a legit
parenting issue.

738
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:51,165
I promise.

739
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,341
I'm not just looking for
a reason to text him.

740
00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:54,647
Okay, but this
time allow me

741
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,344
to assist you with your
writing assignment.

742
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,955
The text must
be informative

743
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,522
and not overbearing.

744
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:03,177
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which I think we can all agree

745
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,135
is another word for "creepy."

746
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:14,884
Another emoji.

747
00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:16,625
Even after what happened.

748
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,802
Okay, I rarely say this,
but less is more.

749
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,460
Are you okay?

750
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:28,507
I just keep thinking if I'd
done things differently...

751
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,291
Well, you can't
change the past.

752
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,641
You can only move
forward into the future.

753
00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:35,514
And who knows what
that will look like.

754
00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,167
That's it.
The future.

755
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,169
I know, it's full
of possibility.
And it's how

756
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:41,563
we make the slightly less
young people more intriguing.

757
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,739
What if our
young leads' story

758
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,567
is in present day
and you and River

759
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,396
are living in the future?I like it, but is
it big enough?

760
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,311
Let me finish.
In the future,

761
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,182
in outer space.

762
00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:53,793
On Mars!

763
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:55,664
It's brilliant.

764
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,492
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And also
just a little confusing.

765
00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,581
Perfect.We can call it...

766
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:03,019
This Is Mars.

767
00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,370
I have to call Justin
Hartley immediately.

768
00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,415
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Also feeling triumphant?

769
00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:09,896
I've never seen
a man so smitten.

770
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:14,248
Jorge barely took his eyes
off you all afternoon.

771
00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:28,044
Oh, did you
tuck Mateo in?

772
00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:30,612
He rhymed two more words.

773
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:33,833
They both rhyme with "tush"
but still progress, right?

774
00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,490
Ugh, it's just...

775
00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:40,666
of all the things Mateo
could struggle with.

776
00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,495
Hmm.The fact that
it's reading

777
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:45,453
is really hard for me.

778
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,455
I'm a writer, you know?

779
00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:49,109
I wanted him to love it.

780
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:11,087
Oh, Ma...

781
00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:31,673
Oh, sorry.

782
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:34,633
You are just making me
so emotional.

783
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,462
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Speaking
of emotional mothers...

784
00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,551
They saw everything.

785
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:42,423
I can't believe it. Of course
the girls are terrified of me.

786
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:45,600
And you had that
poor parrot arrested.

787
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,210
The bird's
been set free.

788
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,169
Turns out she was
learning Czech so she could

789
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,606
connect with the girls better
when they were at the Kids Club.

790
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,569
What is it?

791
00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:58,570
What's wrong?

792
00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:01,311
I love you, J.R.

793
00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:04,619
But my children are my priority.

794
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:06,621
Of course.
And right now,

795
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,231
they're traumatized.

796
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:10,016
And they're scared
to be around you.

797
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:13,454
Which is why
I need to end things.

798
00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:15,325
I know this isn't fair.

799
00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:19,112
None of this is your fault.No, it is my
fault, actually.

800
00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:22,071
Since we got back
together, I haven't been

801
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:24,639
putting in any
effort with the twins.

802
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,598
I mean, the parrot
has been trying harder

803
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,034
to bond with them.

804
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,731
Let me try, at least.

805
00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:32,038
It might not work.I know.

806
00:40:32,081 --> 00:40:33,996
But you fought for us.

807
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,042
Time and time again.

808
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,696
Now it's my turn;
let me show

809
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,741
the girls I am
not a bad guy.

810
00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:42,527
I want that more than anything.

811
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:44,703
But I have to be
a mother first.

812
00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,052
Agreed.

813
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:47,488
And if it seems like

814
00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,447
I am hurting the
girls in any way,

815
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:51,579
I'll walk away.

816
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,496
PETRA: So, J.R. and I
are working it out.

817
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,151
But we need to consider
therapy for the girls.

818
00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:00,632
To really... address the trauma.

819
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,329
Of course.
I agree.

820
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:03,591
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Geez.

821
00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:05,724
How many stalkers
does this lady have?

822
00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:09,815
Thank you for being
so supportive.

823
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:14,123
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, no. It's his stalker.

824
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:16,648
Please don't be Jane.
Anybody but Jane.

825
00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:22,044
Hey, my favorite person in
the world. Are you almost home?

826
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:24,438
Ugh, no,
still at the laundromat.

827
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,658
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
He definitely has some
dirty laundry.

828
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,790
BOBBY: Just folding
that tank top you got me.

829
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,009
Love it, girl.

830
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,401
Hey.

831
00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:33,186
Have you thought any more
about asking Rafael?

832
00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:35,536
If I can meet the kids?
I don't know.

833
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,799
I want to, but we have
such a rocky history.

834
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,584
Girl, don't doubt yourself.

835
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,456
You are sober as a judge.
We go to yoga every day.

836
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,980
You are ready
to be a loving aunt

837
00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:46,242
to your nieces and nephew.

838
00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,723
You're right.
I'm gonna call him.

839
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:50,203
Good.

840
00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:52,205
Oh, shoot. Got to go;
laundry's done.

841
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,556
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842
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,602
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