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You need to find another
place to be a bum at, homey!

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This is my complex! I run this!

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Chill out Vic, man.

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Wash your feet.

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What?

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You look like one of them
niggas from Australia.

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Nigga, you smoke all the weed.

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But what happened to us getting up
off our ass and growing our own bud,

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though... the community garden?

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Nigga, this is Southwest Compton,

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I ain't trying to be no Goddamn farmer.

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Man, we're going to East
L.A. to pick up a brick.

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And check it out my mom's paying.

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Jesus, my clientele come
to me for the best weed.

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And I hear these guys got the best weed.

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Surprise. Get you bitch ass out the car!

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Hurry up!

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Do you gentlemen consent to a quick search?

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Yes, sir!

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Looks like 2G's.

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Pleasure doing business with you bitches.

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Yeah, but what about my mom money?

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Although we ain't got
your mom's money, what

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we do have is the love
of God and out integrity.

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Act right, 'cause the sooner we get
to work, the sooner we're gonna be...

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Oh, shit!

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Hey!

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What the hell you doing in here?!

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Shoo, shoo! Shoo!

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Get out of here!

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Get... out!

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What the hell is all this?

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Vic, you seen my goat?

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Your goat?

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Well, he was just up in my apartment,

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kicking everything over,
spreading hoof and mouth disease

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all over the place.

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My bad, Vic. That little
dude frolics hard, man.

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I'm gonna keep a better
eye on him next time.

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Don't you think maybe
you're taking this whole

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Jesus thing a little bit too far?

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Look, you got goats, chickens
running all over the place.

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This is Compton, nigga.

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This ain't Jamaica.

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I think you ought to pack
this whole little fake

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nativity scene you got over here
that you stole from the mall or

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wherever you got it from and
find you one of them empty lots

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and go set up over there.

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Aw, come on, Vic, man.

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It's all right, man.

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You're lucky I ain't a snitch,
man, 'cause I'd have been had

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the cops come and hauled your ass off.

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Matter of fact, next time
I catch you at my complex...

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It's gonna be punch-in-the-face time.

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Vic, you would really punch me in my face?

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Hell, yeah, I'm really
gonna punch you in your face!

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Even though I love you with all my heart?

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I'm gonna punch you in
your face with all my heart.

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This is fake, man.

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You ain't no prophet.

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You're a con man.

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You don't love those guys.

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You're living off 'em. You are a parasite.

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Hey, Vic, why you always
look constipated, man?

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Yeah, yeah. You got
something to do with this?

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You got a lot of shit on your mind.

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Two words, convict... "lease violation."

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You're on notice, Nigga.

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Hey, Vic, you do need more
fiber in your diet, brah.

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Your intestines look like
some top ramen noodles that

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you cooked and they got hard
again... in a [bleep] up bowl.

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That's it!

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Pops was speakin' through
Vic when he kicked us

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out the courtyard.

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Yeah, man! God's gonna shows us
the perfect place to go, brah.

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No, no. I found the perfect
place on Google Maps.

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Who made Google, Tray?

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Sergey Brin and Larry Page.

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Bitch! You wish!

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But who made them, Tray?

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He messin' with you, man.

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No, their parents made them.

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God made them, Tray!

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I mean you feel me?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, it's like he
gave us the vision, dawg.

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We're gonna find the perfect spot, man.

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I can see it right now, man.

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All kinds of vegetables.

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We're gonna have like lettuce,
cucumbers, Spanish onions...

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Asparagus.

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...Asparagus.

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What about the mother [bleep] weed, man?

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You ain't sayin' shit about the weed!

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Damn!

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Man! Of course we're
gonna grow the weed, man,

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But we got to get the vegetables
on deck to camouflage the weed!

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Well, you got to say that, man!

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Well, I'm telling you right now, man!

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Maggie got a plan on it.

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She gonna hook the shit up. Hey, Maggs!

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Yo, hold up! I'm dealing
with this Facebook bitch.

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Come on, Maggie!

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Why is this bitch trippin'
because I wrote on her picture

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that she looks drunk? It's a party pic.

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Tell me the bitch don't look drunk.

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I mean, yeah, she look drunk, man,
but that's beside the point, man.

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The girl got alcoholism in her family.

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You ain't got to talk about her like that.

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So? I wrote "lol,"
Jesus. Man, it was a joke.

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Look. Now she's writing on
all my picks, talking about

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I'm a bitch, my face look stank,
I got a washing-machine shape, and

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now these bitches are
liking all her comments, man!

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Yo, you're omniscient.

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Tell me her deepest, darkest secret
so I can blast that on Facebook.

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- Maggie...
- What?

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I ain't gonna be able to do it.

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Man! Boonie, you're good with insults.
Give me something for this bitch.

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Let me see, girlie. Shit, boy,
this bitch fine as a mother [bleep]

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What?!

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She got pregnant, she can keep it for real.

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That's them half-breed babies. Damn!

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Yeah, she's adorable.

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Give me that. What? Now this bitch says

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she gonna slap me when she see me next?!

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Bitch, you ain't ever seein' me, bitch!

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- You better let her know.
- Come at me, bitch!

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- Yeah!
- Here's my location finder...

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Bitch!

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- You know what I'm sayin, bitch!
- You go, Maggs.

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- Don't do that, Maggie.
- I'm gonna post it.

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Man, why you pump her up?

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Post it.

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Post that shit, bitch!

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Bitches be too scared to
come to Compton anyway.

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Yeah. You know.

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This is it!

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Oh, snap! Look, y'all! Whoo!

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This is the spot, man!

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It's the one Pops told me about!

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It's beautiful, ain't it?

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Hey, man, I buried my pit
bull Biscuits up in there, man.

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I know!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Isn't it trespassing?

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Hey, Jesus, hey, Tray's right, man.

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I don't know about this 'hood, Jesus.

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There's a lot of Mexicans around here.

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Aw, man, stop your frettin', brah!

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This is the spot, man!

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Can't you feel it? I can!

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Yo, this is a lot bigger
that what we budgeted for.

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We're gonna need a lot more fertilizer.

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Wait, wait, wait. When did we get a budget?

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Well, we don't have one
now, but, you know, our plan

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is to talk to a few investors.

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What investors? What
you talkin' 'bout, Jesus?

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So, now, you know, I'm gonna
be straight with you, 'cause

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you know I'm a Christian woman
and you are now and always

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will by my Lord and savior and I
will love you until the day I die.

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However, what I know about you
is that you will [bleep] off some

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money in a heartbeat, and Ms.
Tudi cares very, very, much

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about her paper.

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We respect that, Ms. Tudi.

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Mm-hmm. Farming business.

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What the hell I know about farming, huh?

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I know how to go to the store and
buy food. Now, that's what I know.

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Which one of y'all
niggas know about farming?

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You, Fish? Is that what they
teachin' you niggas in jail now?

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'Cause I know my idiot son
don't know nothin' about farming.

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The only this he know
how to grow is fatter.

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And, Maggie.

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Uh, what?

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Child, I love you, but you're
a hot mess. And quit writing

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that bullshit on Facebook.

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We can all see that. And Nigga,
who are you? Huh? Always smilin'.

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That's me.

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Stop!

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$600 for fertilizer? Really?

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I mean, you got to look at
it like this.. this is a major

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come-up, Ms. Tudi. You 'bout
to get pounds of weed...

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I mean, elbows, girl.

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And on top of that, you're doing
something good for the community.

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Jesus, I don't give a shit
about the community here,

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though I do need product.

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All right, Maggie. Handle the money.

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That's what's up, Ms. Tudi.

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I'm a handle the product...
all the product. And when

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I get my money back, then
I'll share the profits.

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And I got you on the muscle, Ms. Tudi.

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Word.

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Hey, what you want me to do, Ma?

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Nothin'.

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Bad luck, just like his father. I
wouldn't trust him to stack shit.

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Lloyd!

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Lloyd!

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Lloyd!

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Vic, is that you?

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Yes, it is Lloyd. How
are you today, good sir?

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What the hell you care, and
why you talkin' so sadity?

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Actually, I don't care, Lloyd.

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The manner in which I'm
speaking to you right now is the

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way that professional men conduct business.

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I got a job for you, unless
you're, uh, too busy sleeping in

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the middle of the sidewalk
in the middle of the day.

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Oh. You mean, like, uh, work?

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Yeah, I mean, like, work...
like private-eye work.

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One of your compatriots...
tall dude, got a perm,

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wears a dusty robe, hangs out with Fish.

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Oh, yeah. You're talking
about Jesus Christ.

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He ain't Jesus Christ, okay?

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He's just some crazy dude
who thinks he's Jesus.

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Oh, no, no, no. He is Jesus Christ.

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He's... he's the son of God,
kind of kings... of the most

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high, God's only begotten
son, sent down here to save

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our mortal souls from eternal damnation.

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But you know what? That
nigga ain't doing shit for me.

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He ain't bought me no car. He
ain't paid my rent. He's stingy.

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Whatever. I think he's a danger
to the community, and I want

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you to keep an eye on
him, follow him around,

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keep me posted on what's happening.

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How much?

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$10

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I sincerely apologize, but I have
to turn down that bullshit-ass offer.

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Nigga, you eat out of people's garbage!

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Yes, but now I'm employed
as a professional lineman.

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Lineman?

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Yes. I wait in line for stuff.

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Then I sell place in line to people
who don't want to wait in line.

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And they pay you for that?

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Yes... lazy white boys, Japanese kids.

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I got a iPad last week.

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One time I got $500.

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Are you serious?

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That right. So, I apologize. I
have to turn down you little $10.

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Okay, $20.

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$50.

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$25.

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Deal. I need some more minutes
on my phone so I can report

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back to you. And two big
ass beers a day, per Diem.

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Okay. You ain't gonna try to
play me and take my money and

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end up under the bridge
drunk somewhere, are you?

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Oh, Vic. I might be a man who
takes a dump in a semi-public

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place every now and then,
but I'm a man of my word.

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I see Jesus all the time. I'm
gonna report back to you, I promise.

246
00:10:08,812 --> 00:10:09,793
Deal?

247
00:10:10,499 --> 00:10:12,679
Go take a shower, man.

248
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,501
You want me clean, that's gonna be extra.

249
00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:16,805
♪ This little light of mine ♪

250
00:10:16,806 --> 00:10:19,156
♪ We gonna grow some pine ♪

251
00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,095
Yes! Yes!

252
00:10:21,096 --> 00:10:23,032
Belief, belief, belief.

253
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,913
That's all I say all the time, man.

254
00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:27,500
[bleep] With your boy, open up
your heart, and let me in, man.

255
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,178
Trust in your boy.

256
00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:29,845
It's gonna be all gravy, man.

257
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,246
This is gonna by wonderful, man.

258
00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:33,237
You get money [bleep] with me.

259
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,774
You get money [bleep] with me.

260
00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:35,447
You feel me?

261
00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:37,355
Hey, you ever heard of Steve Jobs?

262
00:10:37,356 --> 00:10:38,731
You ever heard of Steve Jobs?

263
00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:39,754
Co-founder of Apple.

264
00:10:39,755 --> 00:10:43,689
Look. Come here. Come here.
Fish, That's why I [bleep] with

265
00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:46,355
him, but, of course, you don't
know because he's on a higher

266
00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:47,518
echelon than you.

267
00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:49,965
I'm just saying, brah, you want
to know how he made the money?

268
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,493
You want to know how he got it?

269
00:10:51,494 --> 00:10:53,137
'Cause he gave it up to your boy.

270
00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:58,702
All I'm saying, Fish... the faith of
a mustard seed... of a mustard seed.

271
00:10:58,703 --> 00:11:01,748
You don't believe me? That's all I ask.

272
00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:02,946
If you're gonna [bleep] with me.

273
00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:04,493
You got to believe, man.

274
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,472
Watch this.

275
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,968
Yeah! Whoo!

276
00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:22,062
That wasn't bad.

277
00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:23,694
I told you! I knew it!

278
00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:26,981
Okay, going down. Going down. Going down.

279
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,630
Ooh.

280
00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:30,691
You good G?

281
00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:34,056
Whoo! Back ain't been the same since I

282
00:11:34,057 --> 00:11:35,891
carried them fat girls
across the River Nile,

283
00:11:35,892 --> 00:11:37,859
trying to get away from them soldiers, man.

284
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:40,152
Whoo! Them was some big old girls.

285
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:42,171
Well, all got to do is believe.

286
00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:43,960
You got to believe in something.

287
00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:46,776
Why not believe in me?

288
00:11:49,787 --> 00:11:53,714
Fix your face, Fish. The
hard stuff down now, dawg.

289
00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,813
Let the easy work crack, dawg.

290
00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:58,841
Plant, then we smoke it, then we eat.

291
00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:01,766
Boy, it's finna go down! Good
lookin', Maggie. Thank you.

292
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,839
Friends!

293
00:12:07,121 --> 00:12:08,782
Jesus Negro?

294
00:12:08,783 --> 00:12:10,578
Orale pues! Que onda guey!

295
00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:12,188
Jesus Negro!

296
00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:15,652
What's up, my Mexican brothers, man?

297
00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:17,793
What can we do for y'all? Cerveza?

298
00:12:17,794 --> 00:12:21,311
Nothing. It's already done.
You made us a soccer field,

299
00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:22,227
Pele, huh?

300
00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:24,266
♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪

301
00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:25,173
No, no, no, compadre.

302
00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:27,260
This ain't a soccer field, man.
It's just a community-service

303
00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:28,541
project on an empty lot.

304
00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:30,813
I already talked to the people
in the community, and they say it

305
00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:32,102
was cool, so don't even trip.

306
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,060
Oh, that's cool.

307
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:34,868
- That's nice.
- But nobody told us.

308
00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:37,282
I mean, it's not like you
did nothing bad, right?

309
00:12:37,283 --> 00:12:39,197
You just cleaned up the lot...

310
00:12:39,198 --> 00:12:40,759
for the kids, the Ninos.

311
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,468
The community thanks you. Ting!

312
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,978
Check this out. You
might want to clear out.

313
00:12:46,104 --> 00:12:51,347
It's really dangerous here... around now.

314
00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:53,410
It's dangerous time? Is
that what you're saying?

315
00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:55,362
No, it ain't dangerous. It ain't dangerous.

316
00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:56,698
For real, Los trigger?

317
00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:58,686
You gonna come over here and
try to play us out like that?

318
00:12:58,687 --> 00:13:00,287
This is a community garden, man.

319
00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:01,302
Everybody gonna eat.

320
00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:02,873
Did the community ask for this garden?

321
00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:05,076
No, but who don't like vegetables, dawg?

322
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,331
I get my vegetables from the store.

323
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:11,216
But the good news is this lot
just became available for rent.

324
00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:15,088
Man, hold up. That's extortion.

325
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:18,048
Is that what this is? Oh, you're
really gonna extort your boy

326
00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:19,914
Jesus Christ, man... Your Lord and savior?

327
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,168
Hey, we're agnostic.

328
00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:25,534
How much?

329
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,335
$600.

330
00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:28,557
Pesos?

331
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,964
Very funny.

332
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,087
About as funny as that hyena
laugh you got, little mini-me.

333
00:13:32,088 --> 00:13:33,216
Ha!

334
00:13:33,217 --> 00:13:36,430
I know it sounds expensive,
but check this out... look what

335
00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:37,636
we've done to the place.

336
00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:39,212
Man, you ain't done
nothing with the place, man.

337
00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:41,969
We fixed this place up. And
I heard when you was in jail,

338
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,430
you was the chile dog king.

339
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,563
Know what I'm talking about?

340
00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:46,329
Get the [bleep] out of here
with them Lee dungarees on

341
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,106
and that Goddamn quenceneta bracelet.

342
00:13:48,107 --> 00:13:51,283
All right, all right, all right,
all right, lookit... take your time,

343
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:56,147
look around, and if your still
here tomorrow, rent's due.

344
00:13:58,223 --> 00:14:00,968
They didn't even say
thank you for the beer.

345
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:05,506
Lloyd.

346
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:07,196
Lloyd speaking.

347
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,665
Yeah, it's me... Vic. What's going on?

348
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,389
Hey, man. I've been travelin', trailing

349
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,790
him all day long... let
me tell you something,

350
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:17,941
boy... he bought sandals. He bought
ice cream. He's done everything.

351
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,056
Oh, yeah?

352
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,237
Yeah. Yeah, I see him right now.

353
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:23,472
I'm behind some bushes
with some binoculars.

354
00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:27,266
He's rolling a blunt.
That's Jesus is something.

355
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,267
Let me tell you something, boy...
I'd like to follow him all day...

356
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:32,032
Is that so?!

357
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:34,782
Ohhh! Vic! How you doing, buddy?!

358
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,593
I knew I couldn't trust your raggedy ass.

359
00:14:36,594 --> 00:14:37,946
Let me explain. Let me explain.

360
00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:39,873
Let you explain, huh? No, let me explain.

361
00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:42,856
We have a contract... an
oral agreement... okay?

362
00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:44,302
Vic, I'm going! I'm going right now!

363
00:14:44,303 --> 00:14:46,950
Let me tell you something... you
better stop thinking like a bum

364
00:14:46,951 --> 00:14:48,769
and start thinking like a hobo, okay?

365
00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:51,716
You know what a hobo is? A bum on the move!

366
00:14:51,717 --> 00:14:52,578
Let's go!

367
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,195
Anybody want my spot for $30?

368
00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:54,891
Let's go!

369
00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:57,628
$30. $20. $20.

370
00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:58,869
Come on, y'all.

371
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:02,324
Somebody take my spot for $20.
$20. Somebody give me a chance.

372
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:05,615
$20. $15. $15.

373
00:15:05,681 --> 00:15:07,120
A 40-ounce!

374
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,307
Bums!

375
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:11,484
Man, I told you couldn't just
come to these esse hood and set up

376
00:15:11,485 --> 00:15:13,083
shop like everything's all cool.

377
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,363
Don't stress. Fish, man.

378
00:15:15,364 --> 00:15:17,268
Them dudes ain't gonna do nothing, man.

379
00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:18,199
We're straight, man.

380
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,636
Yo, I believe $600 is way
too much money, and that

381
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,957
leaves us nothing for fertilizer,
and that's just one month.

382
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,638
Maggie, we're gonna be cool.

383
00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:28,311
We ain't gonna have to
pay $600. Trust me, man.

384
00:15:28,312 --> 00:15:29,623
I swear, we're straight.

385
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,166
Well, if we're still here
when they come back, man.

386
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,517
We're gonna have to pay them
something or get up out of here,

387
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:35,012
unless you want me to
call some of my partners.

388
00:15:35,013 --> 00:15:36,330
That's what you ain't gonna do.

389
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:38,303
No. No violence, dawg.

390
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,751
You know I don't get down like that, Fish.

391
00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:42,565
Man, that no-violence shit
is your rule, not theirs.

392
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,533
You saw all damn tattoos?

393
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,191
I don't mess with Mexicans
who got more that two tattoo's.

394
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:50,622
Even Boonie drunk ass know better, man.

395
00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:53,816
Do you all have any [bleep] faith, brah?

396
00:15:53,817 --> 00:15:56,322
Come on, man. How long
I been with y'all, man?

397
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,338
Forever, brah! Have I ever let you down?

398
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,438
I told you all Pops got a plan, man.

399
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:02,332
He gonna lead us through
this, come on, man.

400
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:02,968
Bitch!

401
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:03,576
It's your boy!

402
00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:06,673
Yo, your weave's fake.
You need a manicure, bitch.

403
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,712
Maggie! You better quit trippin'
with them fish-head heifers

404
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:11,922
and come get you some
of this tilapia, girl.

405
00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:14,339
This shit is good with that dill sauce.

406
00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:17,972
What do you all want me to do, huh?

407
00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:21,256
Well, we was hoping to avoid violence...

408
00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:25,692
Ha! Violence. Avoid violence?
Let me explain something to you.

409
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,044
You can either have violence
with the Mexicans or you're

410
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:33,739
gonna have violence with me if I
don't get my shit the you promised it.

411
00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:36,305
So, y'all need to make a decision.

412
00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:38,303
I'm not gonna be extorted by anybody.

413
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:42,808
So, you decide... who are you
more afraid of... them or me?

414
00:16:42,809 --> 00:16:44,470
You got me?

415
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,591
So, how much bread we got left, Maggie?

416
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,725
We got like $600 left for fertilizer.

417
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:50,900
Yo!

418
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,283
What up, Maggie?!

419
00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:53,947
What up, bitch?!

420
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:55,051
Here I go, bitch!

421
00:16:55,052 --> 00:16:56,453
Oh, shit! They came.

422
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,487
You know what? I dare
you! What you talking now?

423
00:16:58,488 --> 00:16:59,798
Facebook bitches.

424
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:01,980
Stay in the car, Maggie.

425
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,923
Whup their ass! Whup their ass, Maggs!

426
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,208
Yo, [bleep] y'all bitches!

427
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:09,034
You think you're cool just 'cause
you came over in a mini cooper?

428
00:17:09,035 --> 00:17:11,234
Hey, get that short
bitch's phone number for me!

429
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:12,242
Bitch!

430
00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:13,043
Aaaaaah!

431
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:14,622
Yeah! Aaaaaaah!

432
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:18,098
With your raggedy ass!!

433
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,114
Aaaaaah! Ugh! Jesus, get off me!

434
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:24,672
Check your Facebook, bitch!

435
00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:27,023
I got to check my phone, Jesus!

436
00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:28,529
I got to check my phone!

437
00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:30,639
Aaaah! Aaaaah! Aaah!

438
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,544
♪ Let it shine, let it shine

439
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:35,862
See, J?

440
00:17:35,863 --> 00:17:38,694
God's work is more
important than man's work.

441
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,664
Get some singing lessons, Jesus.

442
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,704
He ain't got the holy voice.

443
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:50,834
All that hate don't look
good on you all, dawg.

444
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:51,865
Jesus!

445
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,130
Brother from another mother!

446
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:54,196
How you doing, my brother?

447
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,409
Hey. Good morning, Lloyd. What's going on?

448
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,175
What you got going on?

449
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:00,706
I'm just enjoying this life.

450
00:18:00,707 --> 00:18:02,531
Whoo! Ooh.

451
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,097
Y'all got a little taste here.

452
00:18:04,098 --> 00:18:06,274
You mind if I get a little taste
to keep the wolf off my back?

453
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,577
Nigga, it's 7:00 in the morning.

454
00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:09,419
Get your old drunk,
dirty ass up out of there.

455
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,910
Chill out, Fish. Let him chill.

456
00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:11,788
Forget him.

457
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:12,843
Hater. He's a hater.

458
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:16,083
This the first time he's been nice to
me. Let's see what he talkin' about.

459
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:18,787
You got it?

460
00:18:18,788 --> 00:18:19,783
Got what?

461
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:20,871
The rent!

462
00:18:20,872 --> 00:18:22,763
I got a belt for your little ass.

463
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:24,166
Get up out of here, little punk.

464
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,264
You'll be sorry you said that!

465
00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:28,121
Whatever.

466
00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:30,833
Man, I told you they was gonna

467
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,977
come through here trippin'.

468
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,572
It's gonna be straight,
Fish, man, I promise.

469
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:35,183
We're not straight. It's not cool.

470
00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:36,480
I got to take a whiz.

471
00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:38,266
Hey, look... we chillin', y'all.

472
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,808
Sin queso, mother [bleep]

473
00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:41,646
Get down! Get down! Get down!

474
00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:43,195
Go, go, go, go!

475
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:45,210
Come on Lloyd! Come get some cover!

476
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,341
I can't cut off my piss!

477
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,579
You see me?! You see me?! Don't look at me!

478
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,778
Come on, Lloyd! You better get some cover.

479
00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:53,193
Quick, man! Come get behind me!

480
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:54,359
Mother [bleep]

481
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,296
- Aah!
- Lloyd!

482
00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,851
Jesus, get him, man!

483
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:01,893
Oh, what the...

484
00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:02,775
Yo, man, you all right?

485
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:03,594
Yeah, Holmes.

486
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,525
Hey, you throw a rock at my homey?

487
00:19:05,574 --> 00:19:07,174
That ain't very Christlike, dawg.

488
00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:08,938
Hey, you really gonna come
over here and try to pill our

489
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,672
caps over a little funky-ass land?!

490
00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:12,190
No, we're gonna kill you our of respect!

491
00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:13,182
That's different!

492
00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,687
So, you either pay or get the [bleep] out.

493
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,306
Jesus Negro.

494
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,467
Give me the bread, Maggs.

495
00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:27,287
Give me the bread, Maggs!

496
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:29,419
Hey, hey, man, what you doing?

497
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,603
It ain't nothin' but money, man.

498
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,212
Here.

499
00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:34,876
Straight, trigger?

500
00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,243
We straight, spyder?

501
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,904
Come on. We're good.

502
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,605
We'll be back next month.

503
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,205
Hey!

504
00:19:43,992 --> 00:19:46,197
Feel better now, doesn't it?

505
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:49,353
Hey, man, don't coming 'round
here shooting at folks, man.

506
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,209
You might [bleep] hurt somebody, man.

507
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,056
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You all right?

508
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,145
Yeah.

509
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,903
Man, you gonna let them fools
come rob us, shoot at us,

510
00:19:57,904 --> 00:20:00,496
and then you're just gonna
heal them and say it's all good?

511
00:20:00,497 --> 00:20:03,228
Fish, what's so hard
about love and kindness?

512
00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:05,584
Forget this, man! Watch out!

513
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,475
Yo, you can't buy fertilizer with kindness.

514
00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:11,302
No fertilizer means no garden, G.

515
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,633
Come on, man. You know we're
on a mission from God, man.

516
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:18,009
This ain't nothin'. Let's bring it in,
man, so we can get it back together.

517
00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:20,648
I trust you, G.

518
00:20:20,649 --> 00:20:23,000
I know you do, Tray.

519
00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:29,645
Ohh. I'm telling you, whatever
they're doing out there is big.

520
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,150
You should have seen it...

521
00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:35,040
Gunshots, speeding cars,
and the Mexican mafia!

522
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,405
I knew it! Jesus, my ass!

523
00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:39,214
Knew he was up to something.

524
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:40,152
Good work, Lloyd.

525
00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:41,640
You know, next week I want you...

526
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,180
Hey, hey, hey. You can't be on
my couch in these dirty clothes

527
00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:46,616
you've been wearing for two years, man!

528
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:48,306
Get your funky ass up!

529
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:49,493
Lloyd!

530
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:57,116
I'll have to burn this blanket
after you finish using it.

531
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,396
One night on the couch is just one night.

532
00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:04,603
Guess I'll have to tough it out,
'cause I appreciate a job well done.

533
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:06,109
Mm-hmm.

534
00:21:06,271 --> 00:21:07,945
Damn.