1 00:00:03,933 --> 00:00:09,047 Senor Humberto. Now, you know you ain't got no business trippin' with that, man. 2 00:00:09,048 --> 00:00:10,513 I got you, brah! 3 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:16,947 Jesus! 4 00:00:20,364 --> 00:00:23,252 All right, Jesus. What you got for me today? 5 00:00:23,253 --> 00:00:23,923 I've been good! 6 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,109 It's all good to me, brother. 7 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:26,476 You know the world is your, man... 8 00:00:26,477 --> 00:00:27,335 whatever you want, man. 9 00:00:27,336 --> 00:00:29,355 I need the numbers to the lotto. 10 00:00:29,516 --> 00:00:32,373 The lotto numbers? Is that the best you can ask, man? 11 00:00:32,374 --> 00:00:34,837 I mean, there's folks out here dying of famine and pestilence 12 00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:36,191 and you want the lotto numbers? 13 00:00:36,192 --> 00:00:36,799 Come on, man. 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,641 You can do better that that. 15 00:00:37,642 --> 00:00:38,785 What can you give me, then? 16 00:00:38,786 --> 00:00:41,416 I got some kindness, I got compassion and 17 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,318 I got love for all mankind. 18 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:44,814 You better get up on some of that, man. 19 00:00:44,815 --> 00:00:46,830 Don't anybody want no shit like that! 20 00:00:46,831 --> 00:00:49,462 Aw, man. Well y'all's stinky ass, then, man. 21 00:00:49,463 --> 00:00:51,666 I don't stink, if I stank, I would smell myself. 22 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:54,167 Yes, you do stink. You smell like ass and crackers. 23 00:00:54,168 --> 00:00:56,078 You got the nerve, walking around with all that 24 00:00:56,079 --> 00:00:58,676 brown on, lookin' like the UPS man... Nigga 25 00:00:58,677 --> 00:01:01,524 Wan Kenobi. Taliban, The Al-Qaeda. 26 00:01:01,525 --> 00:01:02,129 Oh, yeah? 27 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,208 You look like you got a headful of barbeque Brillo pads, Mother. 28 00:01:05,209 --> 00:01:05,934 What? 29 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,187 Yeah, you, partner. 30 00:01:07,188 --> 00:01:09,326 You can't insult me in my living room! 31 00:01:11,111 --> 00:01:12,545 you too, homeboy. 32 00:01:12,546 --> 00:01:14,297 I still love your bitch ass. 33 00:01:14,298 --> 00:01:15,654 By default, fool! 34 00:01:34,944 --> 00:01:38,402 Oh, hell, no. Yo, yo, yo, big man. 35 00:01:38,403 --> 00:01:40,635 Yo, somebody's in there. Hold on one second. 36 00:01:42,498 --> 00:01:44,400 Hey, yo, G! 2-0's here, get up. 37 00:01:44,401 --> 00:01:45,343 What's happenin'? 38 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:48,128 Hold on one second, sir. We'll get that moved for you. 39 00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:51,742 Hey, Boonie, you and Jason come 40 00:01:51,743 --> 00:01:53,788 help me move Jesus' van across the street, man. 41 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:55,388 Nigga, right now. 42 00:01:55,389 --> 00:01:57,183 You think I'm calling you now for you to move it later? 43 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:57,996 Hurry up. 44 00:01:58,796 --> 00:01:59,628 All right, sir. 45 00:01:59,629 --> 00:02:00,705 My boys will be here any minute. 46 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:02,481 Now if you'll just give me one second. 47 00:02:02,482 --> 00:02:04,010 How's your day going so far? 48 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,653 Look, there they go right there. 49 00:02:07,654 --> 00:02:08,583 Hey, y'all, push it. 50 00:02:08,584 --> 00:02:10,350 Come on. Push it, push it, push it, push it. 51 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:11,651 Getting it moved for you. 52 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:12,840 One second. 53 00:02:15,946 --> 00:02:18,595 We're getting it moved for you, sir. 54 00:02:20,677 --> 00:02:22,664 Come on, man. It's not even 8 o'clock. 55 00:02:22,665 --> 00:02:23,723 You trippin'. 56 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:24,870 8:20 57 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:29,938 Man, you know the up part about it, 58 00:02:29,939 --> 00:02:32,014 besides this being the Mother son of God?! 59 00:02:32,015 --> 00:02:34,268 You out here writing these funky-ass $79 tickets 60 00:02:34,269 --> 00:02:36,365 for street cleaning, and look at this, man! 61 00:02:36,379 --> 00:02:37,692 Street ain't even clean! 62 00:02:37,693 --> 00:02:39,693 The least your fat ass can do is clean up some stuff! 63 00:02:39,694 --> 00:02:41,577 Uncle Phil-lookin' Mother 64 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,390 Uncle Phil? 65 00:02:42,391 --> 00:02:43,879 "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Nigga! 66 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,088 Hey, stall him out, Fish. 67 00:02:45,089 --> 00:02:47,502 Stall him out, man, for he know not what the 68 00:02:47,503 --> 00:02:49,592 he do, man. Look at this dude, man. 69 00:02:49,593 --> 00:02:51,513 Come on, brah. Relax. 70 00:02:52,494 --> 00:02:53,792 You feel me? 71 00:02:55,095 --> 00:02:56,384 Eugene! 72 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,170 I ain't even mad at you, dawg. 73 00:02:58,171 --> 00:02:59,073 It's just a job. 74 00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:01,208 Matter of fact, I congratulate you, man, 75 00:03:01,209 --> 00:03:04,454 'cause six days sober after 34 long years of 76 00:03:04,455 --> 00:03:07,374 hard-core drinking like you been doing... 77 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,004 that's quite an accomplishment, man. 78 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,737 You know, that's some superb shit. 79 00:03:10,738 --> 00:03:11,838 You feel me? 80 00:03:14,881 --> 00:03:16,415 Hey, Eugene! 81 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:18,730 Go get you colon checked, pimp. 82 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:20,661 Hey, man, check it out. 83 00:03:20,662 --> 00:03:23,397 I stole this out of my mama's ashtray. 84 00:03:23,398 --> 00:03:25,686 Now, that's all there is, so let's make it last. 85 00:03:25,687 --> 00:03:26,900 Here. Light up. 86 00:03:28,723 --> 00:03:32,674 Mmm. Mmm! That's good stuff. 87 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:38,691 You gonna pass the joint? 88 00:03:38,692 --> 00:03:39,658 I just got it, buddy. 89 00:03:39,659 --> 00:03:41,244 I'll pass it to you in a second. 90 00:03:42,835 --> 00:03:43,635 Mmm. 91 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,628 Man, pass the weed, man! 92 00:03:45,629 --> 00:03:47,013 Damn! Can I hit some, man?! 93 00:03:47,014 --> 00:03:48,022 I just got it! 94 00:03:48,023 --> 00:03:50,352 I tell you, man, me and the boys were talking... 95 00:03:51,012 --> 00:03:53,682 and Nigga, you smoke all the weed. 96 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:55,416 Yeah, and I don't think you really factor in 97 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:58,217 that somebody got to actually pay for this weed. 98 00:03:58,397 --> 00:03:59,685 And who is that? 99 00:03:59,752 --> 00:04:01,623 Me, Boonie, Fish. 100 00:04:01,624 --> 00:04:03,252 Nigga, even Tray be frontin' you. 101 00:04:03,253 --> 00:04:04,953 Well, what happened to us getting up off 102 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,484 our ass and growing our own bud, though? 103 00:04:06,485 --> 00:04:07,530 The Community Garden. 104 00:04:07,531 --> 00:04:09,256 Instead, we're on some gansta shit all the 105 00:04:09,257 --> 00:04:10,193 Mother time. 106 00:04:10,194 --> 00:04:12,367 We could be getting right out the mud ourselves, man. 107 00:04:12,368 --> 00:04:13,518 Weed and vegetables... 108 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:17,782 rutabagas, tomatoes, Spanish onions, artichokes. 109 00:04:17,783 --> 00:04:19,147 Nigga, this is southwest Compton. 110 00:04:19,148 --> 00:04:20,650 I ain't trying to be no God damn farmer 111 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,545 I know where we at. 112 00:04:21,546 --> 00:04:22,974 Man, we can't front you no more, dawg. 113 00:04:22,975 --> 00:04:24,802 You really feel like get at me like that over a 114 00:04:24,803 --> 00:04:26,453 little funky-ass weed, though? 115 00:04:26,454 --> 00:04:27,942 I mean, you do realize I died 116 00:04:27,943 --> 00:04:29,383 for your mother sins, right? 117 00:04:29,384 --> 00:04:31,199 Oh, that shit getting old. 118 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,566 Homey, that's my life! 119 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:34,645 That was 2,014 years ago. 120 00:04:34,646 --> 00:04:35,502 Yeah, that's old. 121 00:04:35,503 --> 00:04:37,596 Hey, but sayin' check this out... 122 00:04:37,597 --> 00:04:39,832 we got this little lick we gonna hit across town, right? 123 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:42,032 Me, Jason, Boonie... we got a plan. 124 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,121 There you go with the schemes and plots. 125 00:04:44,122 --> 00:04:45,539 Nigga, you not even listening! 126 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,698 Hey, man, it's solid, man. We're going to East L.A. to pick 127 00:04:47,699 --> 00:04:49,982 up a brick, and... check it out... my mom's paying. 128 00:04:49,983 --> 00:04:51,140 Your mom's paying for it? 129 00:04:51,141 --> 00:04:52,810 That income-tax check, you know what I'm saying? 130 00:04:52,811 --> 00:04:54,370 So you know that's gonna by at least a pound. 131 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:55,022 Mm-hm. 132 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:57,355 She said all we need is a crew like three deep. 133 00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:59,835 Now, I don't know these Nigga's, man, but they're 134 00:04:59,836 --> 00:05:02,150 highly recommended on Instagram. 135 00:05:02,151 --> 00:05:05,384 Now, all you got to do is drive Boonie mama car, 136 00:05:05,385 --> 00:05:07,022 and you're gonna get a cut. 137 00:05:07,023 --> 00:05:09,029 But if it's Boon Mom car, why I got to drive? 138 00:05:09,030 --> 00:05:10,179 I mean, why you don't drive, dawg? 139 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,650 Hey, my mom said I can't go. 140 00:05:11,651 --> 00:05:12,958 She don't want me on this run. 141 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:15,070 Plus my pit bull getting ready to have puppies. 142 00:05:15,071 --> 00:05:16,998 I wasn't there when my kids were born, 143 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:18,599 but I'm gonna be there for my bitch. 144 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,999 So, all you need me to do is drive the car and 145 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,330 watch over y'all with God's good grace and that's it? 146 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:25,801 That's it. I mean, hit us with one of those 147 00:05:25,802 --> 00:05:28,201 miracles, in ca... in case we need it, 148 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,750 which we won't, 'cause they legit. 149 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,684 - They straight up. - Fish, man, you know I ain't in charge 150 00:05:31,685 --> 00:05:32,445 of miracles, man. 151 00:05:32,446 --> 00:05:33,452 That's pops, man. 152 00:05:33,453 --> 00:05:34,359 Just do what you do. 153 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,072 Aw, shoot. 154 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:41,797 Ooh. 155 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:46,729 Hey, baby. How ya doin? You lookin' good. 156 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,946 Really Jason, him again? 157 00:05:49,109 --> 00:05:50,415 I thought we talked about 158 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,917 getting high and hanging out 159 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:52,892 with homeless dudes. 160 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:53,500 Come on, baby. 161 00:05:53,501 --> 00:05:54,822 Don't do this in front of the homies. 162 00:05:54,823 --> 00:05:55,862 Hi, Diane! 163 00:05:55,863 --> 00:05:58,094 Girl, you hair is bangin'! 164 00:05:58,095 --> 00:05:59,670 She got the Po-Po perm. 165 00:06:02,353 --> 00:06:04,545 Is this what you call getting your life together, 166 00:06:04,546 --> 00:06:06,346 partying all the time? 167 00:06:06,347 --> 00:06:08,864 Coming home for a little something, drunk, 168 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:10,638 smelling like barbecue sauce? 169 00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:14,020 She hit him with the smelling like barbecue sauce! 170 00:06:14,021 --> 00:06:15,948 I don't want you hanging out with these bums. 171 00:06:15,949 --> 00:06:17,010 Y punto. 172 00:06:17,933 --> 00:06:22,141 Sue! Lisa! Is this wonderful basket of shit for me? 173 00:06:22,142 --> 00:06:25,431 Wow, ladies! Somebody got love for their Lord 174 00:06:25,432 --> 00:06:26,241 and savior! 175 00:06:26,242 --> 00:06:26,857 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 176 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:27,681 Come here, girl. 177 00:06:27,682 --> 00:06:30,087 You know I love y'all like a. Come here. 178 00:06:30,088 --> 00:06:31,628 Seriously... what is it with that guy? 179 00:06:31,629 --> 00:06:33,737 You want a beer? Oh, I love y'all so much. 180 00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:35,559 Baby, that's Jesus. 181 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:37,538 Yeah, man. 182 00:06:37,539 --> 00:06:40,172 She sitting up there, talkin' 'bout she think we need a break. 183 00:06:40,173 --> 00:06:42,043 I think she finally tired or my ass, man. 184 00:06:42,044 --> 00:06:43,795 Don't even let it happen, dawg, 'cause God 185 00:06:43,796 --> 00:06:45,025 wants y'all to be together. 186 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:47,859 And on top of that, she's fine as Mnh! 187 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:49,776 That's about as good as you're gonna do, dawg. 188 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,546 God told you that? He told you He wants us to 189 00:06:52,547 --> 00:06:53,351 be together? 190 00:06:53,352 --> 00:06:55,272 Nigga, she's an atheist cop. 191 00:06:55,273 --> 00:06:56,346 Why would God care? 192 00:06:56,347 --> 00:06:58,235 Heaven if I know. But what I'm sure of is 193 00:06:58,236 --> 00:06:59,672 the fact that she good people, man, 194 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:00,938 and she care about you, brah. 195 00:07:00,939 --> 00:07:02,068 And to be honest with you, J... 196 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:03,149 I am your Lord and savior. 197 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:04,405 - I can be honest. - Yeah. 198 00:07:04,406 --> 00:07:05,787 You need a boot up them cheeks one time, 199 00:07:05,788 --> 00:07:06,983 'cause you be up, J, you ain't 200 00:07:06,984 --> 00:07:08,258 living up to your potential. 201 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:10,555 Plus, y'all got the little Black-Latin love going on, man. 202 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,241 L.A. really needs to see that shit right now, dawg. 203 00:07:13,242 --> 00:07:15,182 You got Maggie on line 1. 204 00:07:15,183 --> 00:07:18,165 What's happenin', Mag? Talk good to me, baby! 205 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:22,293 ♪ Come through 'cause we smokin, drinkin' and chillin' ♪ 206 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,087 Now, why you always got to act like that, man, when 207 00:07:26,088 --> 00:07:27,147 I ask you to do something? 208 00:07:27,148 --> 00:07:28,378 But when you're down in the dumps, who 209 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:30,059 do you call? Ain't nobody trippin' off what 210 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,938 you got on, girl. It's the homies. We chillin'. 211 00:07:33,298 --> 00:07:36,030 All right, fo' sure. Yeah. Hey Tray? 212 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:36,642 Yeah? 213 00:07:36,643 --> 00:07:38,513 Mag, comin' through, so we're gonna need like 214 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:41,311 two more six-packs of that hard apple cider, three 215 00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:44,093 boxes of blunts. A 20-pound bag of ice and you want 216 00:07:44,094 --> 00:07:44,704 something, dawg? 217 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:45,725 Yeah, some Vienna sausages. 218 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,039 - Red or blue can? - Blue can. 219 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,361 Okay. So, nobody has any money for this, or... 220 00:07:49,362 --> 00:07:51,704 You know what? I wanted to talk to you about that, man. 221 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,972 I'm glad you brought that up, 'cause, Tray, you know I love you, right? 222 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:54,497 Right. 223 00:07:54,498 --> 00:07:56,197 - You know I'll never forsake you, right? - Right. 224 00:07:56,198 --> 00:07:57,753 Man, I got your best interests at heart, so I'm 225 00:07:57,754 --> 00:07:59,273 gonna need you to trust me on this, man. 226 00:07:59,274 --> 00:08:00,995 You gots... you gots to complete this 227 00:08:00,996 --> 00:08:03,569 mission, man. Pay attention. You gots to complete this mission. 228 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,668 Okay. I'm just not sure how it works without any money. 229 00:08:05,669 --> 00:08:08,541 Shh, shh, shh. All you need is the Holy Spirit. 230 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:09,540 That's it. 231 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:11,025 Okay. 232 00:08:11,026 --> 00:08:13,424 Yo, Fish! What we rollin'? 233 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:16,179 What's happenin', pimps? 234 00:08:17,088 --> 00:08:20,151 Mags! It's about time you got your delinquent ass out here to 235 00:08:20,152 --> 00:08:21,768 function with the homies. What's happenin' with you? 236 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:24,680 Man, tell this grimy fool to let me come up on that pickup. 237 00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:27,764 Hey, look, I'm only driving. I ain't got nothing to do with that. 238 00:08:27,892 --> 00:08:28,968 Exactly. 239 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:31,673 Y'all ain't got nothin' to drink, man! What y'all sippin' on, man? 240 00:08:31,674 --> 00:08:32,897 Oh, that's some bullshit. 241 00:08:32,898 --> 00:08:36,557 Aw, man. What's up with this? Don't you know we like fine grapes? 242 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:40,918 Hey, that's what's up right there, man! Hey, hey hook me up there with 243 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:44,337 some of that brown so I can lay these ugly bitches down. You dig? 244 00:08:44,338 --> 00:08:46,189 Heavens, no! 245 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,265 Is this the only way I can get y'all attention, man. 246 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,925 Come through with a little yid-nac, little meat. Some big-booty women. 247 00:08:51,926 --> 00:08:53,756 It helps. Nigga, pour up. 248 00:08:53,757 --> 00:08:56,481 Naw, naw, man what happened to love and kindness, brah? 249 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:57,988 Man, why you got be like that? 250 00:08:57,989 --> 00:09:00,854 You know what? I'm cool on y'all. I come through spreadin' the gospel 251 00:09:00,855 --> 00:09:03,464 all the time, man, but y'all ain't trying to hear you boy, though. 252 00:09:03,465 --> 00:09:04,907 No, y'all ain't tryin' to hear me. 253 00:09:04,908 --> 00:09:07,633 So, you know what? I don't even think I want to let y'all hit this fine yac. 254 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,894 'Cause you minds ain't ready and your hearts not open. 255 00:09:09,895 --> 00:09:11,777 - Hey. - Hey, Vic! 256 00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:13,566 What's happenin', man, you want some of this yac? 257 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,299 Told you niggas no barbecuing, didn't I? 258 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:19,217 I said it was unsanitary, right? Didn't I say no barbecuing? 259 00:09:19,218 --> 00:09:21,478 How many times I got to keep telling y'all the same thing 260 00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:24,361 over and over till you get it through your blasphemous ass minds, huh? 261 00:09:24,362 --> 00:09:27,357 Okay, settle down. I mean, ironically, the way you're speaking to Jesus is 262 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,658 quite blasphemous we're gonna be technical. 263 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:32,467 Ironically, I didn't slap the shit out of you soon as I got down here. 264 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:33,911 Who made you the Pope, huh? 265 00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:37,453 Chill out, Vic, man. It's cool, man. We made enough for everybody, brah? 266 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,148 You want a plate? 267 00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:39,641 - Plate? - Yeah. 268 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:42,687 I don't want no goddamn plate. I want y'all to obey the rules, man. 269 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:44,265 There's no barbecuing! 270 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:45,788 What the is your problem, Vic? 271 00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:48,912 My problem is you need to find another place to be a bum at, homey! 272 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:51,800 This is my complex! I run this! It's my job! 273 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,031 No barbecuing! 274 00:09:53,032 --> 00:09:55,740 Matter of fact, you know what I've been saying the same thing over and over to 275 00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:57,403 y'all niggas, y'all niggas don't know how to listen. 276 00:09:57,404 --> 00:10:00,880 How many times I got to say the same thing over and over and over? 277 00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:01,620 Check this out. 278 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:04,125 Hey, man! What you doing, brah?! 279 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:05,546 That's the end of that shit, ain't it? 280 00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:07,047 That's some up shit, Vic. 281 00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:08,518 Know why it's up? 282 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,474 Because the ants... 283 00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:13,335 - got to eat. - What the is this about? 284 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:15,043 Yeah, they like ribs, too. 285 00:10:15,044 --> 00:10:17,532 Vic, the homies ain't even ate yet, man! What are you doing?! 286 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,786 Well, the homies ain't gonna eat. Homies don't work. See them ants? 287 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,028 They work hard all day long. Those is black ants. 288 00:10:24,029 --> 00:10:27,372 They like chicken, watermelon, shrimp and ribs. 289 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:29,433 Now, you know that's a racist ass joke, Vic. 290 00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:30,594 Wash your feet. 291 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:31,306 What? 292 00:10:31,307 --> 00:10:33,324 You look like one of those niggas from Australia. 293 00:10:33,325 --> 00:10:35,337 I swear to God, if I wasn't on parole... 294 00:10:35,338 --> 00:10:37,030 Well, bless you too Vic! 295 00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:42,232 If God didn't love you, he'd have made you girl looking exactly like you do. 296 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,194 You know, I'm all right for a dude, though. 297 00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:46,610 Ooh, my! 298 00:10:46,611 --> 00:10:49,600 Looky here, looky here! Jesus! 299 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:54,012 Oh my sweet lord. Mm-mm-mmm. 300 00:10:54,013 --> 00:10:55,458 How you doin'? 301 00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:57,677 Too blessed to be stressed, baby. 302 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,881 Hey, Mama, hey. 303 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:02,929 Come on in. 304 00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:09,975 Ooo, Ms. Tudi, I'm feeling what you done with this spot! 305 00:11:09,976 --> 00:11:11,175 You like it? 306 00:11:11,176 --> 00:11:13,631 Yes, and these chandeliers is wet! 307 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,419 Chechnyan crystal, baby. 308 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:19,689 And Jesus, none of this... oh hallelujah... would have been possible with.. 309 00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:21,534 Oh, my bad, Ms. Tudi. 310 00:11:22,009 --> 00:11:23,025 Mm-hmm. 311 00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:28,117 I made these for you.. chocolate, mint, pistachio with a dash of sea salt. 312 00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:29,533 - That's my favorite. - All right! 313 00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:31,268 Those are for Jesus, fat ass. 314 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:33,295 Jesus, can I get you some tea? 315 00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:34,463 Oh, yes, please, Ms. Tudi? 316 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:35,377 All right. 317 00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:37,661 Hey, man, give me a cookie, man. 318 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:38,271 Naw, man. 319 00:11:38,272 --> 00:11:40,677 I prayed for the cookie, man. 320 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:45,490 I said no cookie, Boonie! Sit your fat ass down! 321 00:11:45,491 --> 00:11:46,614 Sit down. 322 00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:51,432 Jesus, you're still gonna be able to do that thing for me later, right? 323 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,129 That pickup? 324 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:52,799 Mm-hmm. 325 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,548 Oh, Ms. Tudi, real "G" like you in these streets don't need no problem 326 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,751 gettin' no weed, though. 327 00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:59,761 Well, but, Jesus, my clientele... 328 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,409 - Yoga bitch you... - My clientele, nigga... 329 00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:06,914 come to me for the best weed... and I hear these guys got the best weed. 330 00:12:06,915 --> 00:12:08,159 Then why Boonie can't go? 331 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,887 'Cause he bad luck... that's why! 332 00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:11,275 Fine. I don't want to go. 333 00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:13,368 Oh, I know you didn't. 'Cause you're lazy. 334 00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:17,939 You're a fat, bad-luck-having lazy nigga like your father. 335 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,744 Ms. Tudi, you know, you really be going to hard on that boy. 336 00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:22,131 Oh, you think I'm hard on him? 337 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:26,550 This is a Romanian Ultrasuede Llama-skin sofa. 338 00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:29,985 - That's nice! - Yeah, with an ass-sized crater in it. 339 00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,185 Is that what that is? 340 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:33,952 Mm-hmm. 341 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,404 I thought it was part of the design. 342 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:36,820 No, that's his ass crack. 343 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:37,720 Damn, Boonie! 344 00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:39,272 Now, listen Jesus... 345 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,470 You d... tsk! 346 00:12:42,897 --> 00:12:48,082 Mmm. Now, Jesus, you're the only one I trust with my money and my car. 347 00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:54,706 What's that? 348 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,655 Fish, is that a firearm?! 349 00:12:56,656 --> 00:13:00,790 Technically, this is a homemade marble-shooting pistol. Not a firearm. 350 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:03,217 So, legally, I can't catch a gun case for this. 351 00:13:03,218 --> 00:13:05,099 But it'll light somebody ass up. 352 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,376 Man, I thought you said these dudes was cool, man. 353 00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:08,891 You know I don't like guns, man. 354 00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,756 Oh, yeah, they cool, but now we cool, too! 355 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,607 I already told you they come highly recommended online. 356 00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:15,302 They got 1,500 followers. 357 00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:16,994 What's up with that mask, Maggs? 358 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,562 What you guys didn't bring masks? 359 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:19,251 Hell, no. 360 00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:22,633 We're gonna do some janky shit. When you're doing janky shit, you wear a mask! 361 00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:26,446 Surprise, mother get your bitch ass out the car. Now... come on! 362 00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:30,086 - Get your ass out the car! - Get your ass up against the wall! 363 00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,244 Hurry up! Go! 364 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,737 Get your ass up against the wall! 365 00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:35,000 You look like you're praying too, spring break bitch. 366 00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,411 Get your hands up against the wall! 367 00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:38,649 Hey, hey, do you gentleman consent to a quick search? 368 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,161 Yes, sir! 369 00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:40,101 And the bitch, too. 370 00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:41,016 Where the money at? 371 00:13:41,017 --> 00:13:43,810 Give me that jacket. Give me that jacket. 372 00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:47,857 Take it off! Oh it looks like 2 G's. Thanks for paying in advance. 373 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:50,830 Pleasure doing business with you bitches. 374 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:54,072 Damn! We got set up, man! 375 00:13:54,073 --> 00:13:57,001 They're cool, huh, Fish? They're cool, huh? 376 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,030 Highly recommended online, J? 377 00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:02,300 Fish, man, what the... what are you doing? 378 00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:05,808 What the hell? Are you kidding me? Bitch move your car! 379 00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:07,205 - Move your car! - Move your car, bitch, or I 380 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,824 - swear to God I'll shoot this... - Whole mother... move! 381 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:11,877 Pretty please, move your car, bitch! 382 00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:12,789 Oh hell. My bad. 383 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,054 Shut the up and turn around! 384 00:14:14,055 --> 00:14:14,962 Turn around! 385 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,611 Drop the gun. Drop it! 386 00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:17,338 My bad, dawg. 387 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,604 Turn around and shut the up! 388 00:14:18,605 --> 00:14:19,301 We're cool. 389 00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:21,062 Take the masks off, all y'all! 390 00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:24,728 - Hey, it's white boys! - White boys! 391 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:26,238 With some fake-ass guns. 392 00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:29,101 Michael, Chandler, Ross... 393 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,428 I am so disappointed in all you! 394 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,403 Do you know how mad your mother would be if she found out you 395 00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:36,311 was out here doing gansta-shit instead of at water polo lessons? 396 00:14:36,312 --> 00:14:37,019 Huh! 397 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,723 Are y'all familiar with the wrath of God! 398 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,257 - Where the money at?! - Where the weed at? 399 00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:42,662 - Cough up the money. - Where the weed? 400 00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:43,788 The weed's in the trunk! 401 00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:45,055 Hey, we got the Boonie mama money. 402 00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,167 Right there, right there. 403 00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:46,850 I got it. 404 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,078 You want to be a thug?! 405 00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:50,298 How 'bout a marble to your temple, boy! 406 00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:50,899 Huh! 407 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,723 Marble? 408 00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:53,510 Shut the up! 409 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:56,158 Ross, Chandler, Michael... 410 00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:01,000 Man, I swear to pops I want to put my holy hand down on y'all. 411 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,801 But you know what? I'm not, 'cause I'll forgive you. 412 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,847 Look at you, man. Calm down. Look at him. 413 00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,853 He's just cute, like a little smurf, huh? 414 00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:10,981 Come on. Let's bust a move, Fish. 415 00:15:13,571 --> 00:15:14,723 Come on, Fish! 416 00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:17,626 Come on, Fish! 417 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,034 Jesus, your robe! 418 00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:23,203 Shoot! 419 00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:30,958 Yeah, we got about an elbow of that good 420 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,401 white-boy weed and all of Boonie's Mama money. 421 00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:34,491 We won! 422 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,989 Where the is the money? 423 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,545 I went on and let the white boys have it. 424 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,346 You did what? 425 00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:42,573 Nigga, you magically went in my pockets and gave the white boys the money? 426 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,496 That's a God damn miracle in reverse, man! 427 00:15:46,339 --> 00:15:47,866 Show me those hands! 428 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,694 - There you go. - Out of the car... now! 429 00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:51,917 No, it's cool we don't need your help, Officer... we're good here. 430 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,482 We're straight, man. Come on, man. 431 00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,492 Jesus Christ, get out of the car! 432 00:15:55,493 --> 00:15:58,087 Brah, I like it here, it's cool, bro. I like it in here. 433 00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,177 Stop resisting arrest. 434 00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,969 I'm not resisting! I'm not resisting! 435 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:02,909 God damn it! 436 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:06,542 I surrender! I surrender! Ahh, ohh. 437 00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,994 - Hi, Dianne! - He was with you wasn't he? 438 00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:12,822 Who? 439 00:16:12,823 --> 00:16:14,469 - Jason. - J? 440 00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,478 Oh, heavens, no. You know J wouldn't be along... 441 00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:19,120 Bullshit. The arresting officer said two men escaped on foot. 442 00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:22,100 Now, I know one of them was J, so cut the crap, hmm? 443 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:25,044 J wasn't even with us, Dianne. I'm serious. 444 00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:27,339 - I can prove it. - Yeah? How? 445 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:31,557 Right before your friends came and busted up our little party 446 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,724 I had called him and told him to bring some stuff. 447 00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:34,727 - Called him? - Yeah. 448 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,397 - You're full of it. - I'm serious! 449 00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:38,203 Go on... check the voice-mail with your detective ass. 450 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:39,625 - I know you got the code. - Watch it. 451 00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:41,037 If I'm lying go on... leave him. 452 00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:45,981 But if I'm right and God's right, you'll praise Him and thank Him. 453 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,802 You have no new messages. 454 00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:51,733 You have one new message. 455 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:55,242 Hey, what up, J, this your boy, man. We out here doing some unspeakably 456 00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:57,665 janky stuff that you don't want no parts of. 457 00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,599 Check it out, though... I need you to run to the store for me 458 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,568 and get me some stuff, man... Some Fruit Loops, a bag of high skins, 459 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:06,199 and a big old soda. Good lookin' out, Pi-i-i-mp. 460 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,169 You know what? Just get out of here. 461 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,075 Word! 462 00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:11,706 - But what about... - You got got, you idiot... 463 00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:14,226 Lawn clippings and cilantro, hmm? 464 00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:16,648 The whole brick? 465 00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:18,598 White boys been ganking fools for weeks with the stuff. 466 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:23,684 You're free to go. And stop brainwashing my man. I don't like it. 467 00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:24,678 I'm watching you, eh? 468 00:17:24,679 --> 00:17:27,060 Diane, you're such a pretty girl and a hard worker. 469 00:17:27,061 --> 00:17:29,036 You need to take a little time for yourself, you know? 470 00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:31,061 Got get your feet done... a little pedicure. 471 00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:32,275 You know what I'm talking about? 472 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,167 Get you some highlights 473 00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,291 - put it in your hair. - Will you get him? 474 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,625 I mean, your hair is beautiful. 475 00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:39,409 I heard they had put Jesus in the cell with the drag queens. 476 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:40,531 Oh look, man. 477 00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:42,931 Damn, look at this robe hanging. 478 00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:48,076 Jesus, look, we're sorry, man. 479 00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:50,007 Yeah, we're sorry, man. 480 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,657 Look, I don't understand how you pulled that off with Diane. 481 00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,791 Matter of fact, I do understand how you did it, and I just want say thank you, bro. 482 00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,566 Man, you know we wouldn't just bail on you like that. 483 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,758 You're Jesus. We figured you'd find a way to get up out of there. 484 00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:00,674 Find a way out of it? 485 00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,441 Man, watch out, man. 486 00:18:02,442 --> 00:18:06,733 Did I just find a way to get out of it when they had you boy crossed up in Judea? 487 00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:09,269 Man, promise me, y'all some ungrateful fools, man. 488 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:12,223 Me and pops, we come through all the time, but y'all suckers, not so much man. 489 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,051 See what I'm talking about? He don't even want to listen. 490 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,326 Every time I'm trying to tell him something 491 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,624 good, he don't want to hear what I'm talkin... 492 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,745 So, I guess you ain't ready to start this garden? 493 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,030 Community garden. 494 00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:21,037 Community garden! 495 00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:22,105 You bullshittin'... all of us? 496 00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,086 All of us. 497 00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:25,020 It's about time y'all came on in! 498 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,847 That's what I'm talkin' about. Come on in. Bring it on in. 499 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:29,023 You know what time it is, girl. You're gonna knock me down. 500 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,608 Yeah, what about my mom money? 501 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,186 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that, Boon. 502 00:18:32,187 --> 00:18:34,075 Cause, all thought we ain't got your moms money. 503 00:18:34,076 --> 00:18:36,171 But, we do have is love of God and our integrity. 504 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,655 Boonie, it don't get know better than that. 505 00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:40,796 That's right, because the sooner we get to work, the sooner we going to be... 506 00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:43,777 ♪ Smokin', drinkin' and chillin'. ♪ 507 00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:46,189 ♪ Eatin' vegetables too ♪ 508 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,745 That's right, Tray.