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- These tomatoes got me high.
- Make that sauce.

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We're making a list
of cannabis clubs, and they

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- can't keep it in stock.
- Rent's due.

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We gonna get it
as soon as we can, man.

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- I promise, brah.
- Think we don't know

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- you're growing weed in there?!
- Ain't nothing worse than a

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bunch of thugs raising some
unregulated vegetables in the hood.

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This Barry bonds-lookin'
nigga ain't a community leader.

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Hey, man, you can't talk
to no city councilman like that.

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- Retro J's?
- I did.

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- Oh, my God.
- I'm on fire!

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Aah!

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Last night, me and your

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mama fell in love, man. It's the
best I ever felt in my life.

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We in love!

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Nigga, what you talking about?

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Watch your language.
I'm about to be your father.

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Vic, it ain't gonna work.

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- Why?
- Because I'm a

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stoner, Vic, and I'm a dealer.
Matter of fact, I'm high now.

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This is about the con man.

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- He's not who you think he is.
- I'm sorry.

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It's not gonna work.

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Hey, tell me what it's
like to be Jesus, and be

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sincere. Just be yourself for me, please.

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Well, a lot of people
don't know I'm Jesus, and

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a lot of people don't believe
it, but guess what?

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I don't care, because when the
trumpets start blowing, they're

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gonna be knowing. You feel me?

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- Yeah.
- I came down here

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to Compton to spread love.
I got folks out here, and I got

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to spread this love with kindness.

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That's what I'm about.

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So, you say Jesus is a
pretty cool guy, huh?

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That's my nigga.

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He's my ace boon coon, my top
dog, my 8-1 since day one.

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Ooh, Jesus! Ha! I love my Jesus.

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♪ Well, well, well, well ♪

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It's kind of like

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rolling with Dr. Dre or... or
Snoop Dogg or somebody.

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- You know what I'm saying?
- He's my rock, my

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bridge over troubled waters.

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Man, actually, it

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sucks rolling with Jesus.

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- [Both laugh]
- Six months ago, this

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was an empty lot in southwest
Compton, California.

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Now it is an unlikely success
story, a thriving community

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garden where farmers grow
and sell their produce.

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You know, my mom always
giving me a hard time in

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the first place, but now it's
like I'm coming through the crib

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with Jesus Christ, Mr. perfect. How
am I supposed to compete with that?

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When you first meet him,

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it's kind of like, "whoa!
That's Jesus Christ," you know?

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And, then, that excitement just
stays with you for a while, and

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then it kind of tapers off. Um, but
it doesn't go away. It stays there.

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"Boonie, why you so fat?

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Jesus ain't fat. Jesus ain't
got no illegitimate kids."

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Jesus' dad had illegitimate kids.

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That's where Jesus came from.

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[Both laugh]

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Originally, we was just gonna grow
weed, but God wanted us to grow

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vegetables, too. So I
was like, "[Bleep] It,

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let's grow some vegetables.
You know, let's bless the

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community and do something nice."

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But, then, he blessed us with
the miracle of the green

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tomatoes. The thing
about them is they get

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you high like weed, but
it ain't no weed in them.

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It's just God's love and grace.
And everything was cool!

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It was cool man, until folks
started acting like dicks.

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[crowd chanting "no garden in Compton"]

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Many have hailed the

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garden as transformative for
this low-income neighborhood.

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Others not so certain.

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I don't know what they're
doing over there, but I know

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they up to no damn good.
When is the last time you seen a

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nigga grow anything?!

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1865.

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The concerned citizens
of southwest Compton

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have petitioned the city to
have the farmers removed.

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The children are the
real victims here.

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We've failed the children.

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The lack of quality parking in
any community is a tragedy for

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these children.

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Uh, this is our Compton
city councilman.

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- Please continue, sir.
- Right now the city council is

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looking into who actually owns
this property so we can

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determine what the proper use should be!

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Communities that lack safe,
abundant parking cannot grow

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economically. It's about jobs!

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Well, let's just say I'm looking
for someplace to open my

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business, and I happened
upon this neighborhood.

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My first question...
where am I gonna park?!

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Where are my employees gonna park?

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Where are my customers gonna park?

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You see what I mean? I need
someplace to park, so I'm

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sorry. I'm taking my business to.

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Watts... children-friendly Watts.

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All right, let's start
from the top, all right?

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- What is the question?
- Okay, do you believe

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- in Jesus, yes or no?
- I believe in Jesus.

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I believe in Jesus Christ.
I seen him do a whole lot of

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miracles, but he ain't
ever done shit for me.

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But imagine that, Jesus H.
Christ living down the

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block, and all he wants to do is
grow some damn lettuce.

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Who the hell gives a
damn about some lettuce?

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I say get a bulldozer and
tear that shit down!

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- Okay.
- For real, Lloyd?

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It's like that? You about an ungrateful

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mother[Bleep] you really gonna talk greasy

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about the garden like that and your boy?

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Come on, man. You know what?

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You lucky my love for your ass
is infinite, 'cause if not,

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you'd be the first mother[Bleep]
on the forsaken list, I promise.

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Jesus, the swearing... I can't
have that swearing on my soundtrack.

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I'm... I'm sorry

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- about...
- [Bleep] That shit.

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What is it like having Jesus
as a partner in the garden?

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Oh, um, well, see,

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Jesus, he handles all the love
and the kindness, you know, all

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the God stuff. And Ms. Tudi,
she handles the money.

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Oh, wow.

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And has that led into any problems?

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Mnh-mnh! Not really.

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[All shouting in Spanish]

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Wait, wait! Hey, wait!

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One at a time. We are here to help you.

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One at a time.

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Okay, I don't know, I don't know.

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What are they saying?

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Okay, silencio.

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- I can actually translate.
- No, no, no.

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What he said was the farmer with
the Vaseline in his pocket is

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only picking the cucumbers.

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No, that's not what he's saying.

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Look, what's happening, what's happening?

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¿qué problema?

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Hell yeah I took their plots away!

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Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.
That's all I care about.

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I keep trying to tell Jesus
the writing is on the wall.

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See, we don't own the land, first of all.

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And, then, secondly, you got the
[Bleep] concerned citizens or

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whatever the [Bleep] and,
then, let's not forget the

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cholos extorting money
from me every month.

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Listen, I got to get as much
money as I can before they shut

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the shit down. Ms. Tudi giveth,
and Ms. Tudi taketh away.

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As if disgruntled

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farmers and angry protesters
wasn't enough, a new problem has

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arisen in the garden... sabotage.

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- Oh, look at this.
- I can't believe this, man.

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Bleach.

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Do you know how much
money we just lost?

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Do y'all have any leads, anything?

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I bet you it was them goddamn farmers.

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You know all that "I'm a Latino
worker" bullshit... that's a front.

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Them dudes are cold-blooded.

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It wasn't the farmers.

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It was pops, man. He mad.
And it's only gonna get worse

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until we repent for our sins.

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Yeah, well, it's time for
me to protect my investment.

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Oh, yeah. We bought
that light, Ms. Tudi.

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- Mm-hmm.
- See?

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What are you doing?! What
part of... of "forgive us

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our trespasses as we forgive
those who trespass against us"

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don't you understand?! Have
you all forgot the words to

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"our pops, who art in heaven"?

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I ain't forgotten nothing.
I'm just trying to say that when

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people hear that we're a soft
target, they're gonna be in

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here, trying to test us.

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There you go with that
wannabe kingpin shit, ma.

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And there you go with that
fat, scared nigga shit, Boonie.

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Fish, I'm putting you in charge
of security for the garden here.

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- All right.
- And then Boonie...

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he can be your sidekick... your
fat, scared, can't run sidekick.

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How you know Vic didn't
pay Lloyd to come in here

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and... and sabotage the garden
with his punk ass 'cause he's

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still mad at you for dumping him?

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I've already apologized
about the Vic thing,

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but he keeps throwing it in my face.

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You know, Jesus is supposed to forgive
and then move the [bleep] On.

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Hey, where the hell is Vic anyway?

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I ain't seen him out there
with the protesters.

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Look, man, I don't even know him.

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What I do know is we got to get

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back to some love and kindness with the
quickness or else we're all [Bleep]

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Perimeter check tonight
around this garden.

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Hear?

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- Yes, ma'am.
- All right.

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Start interrogating them farmers.

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How do you feel about
being called a cult leader?

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I wish I was a mother[Bleep] cult leader.

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At least they got folks that

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listen to them, unlike me with these
old knucklehead homeys I got, man.

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Man, we ain't gonna have this

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garden too long if we don't
get right with pops.

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Me... all I do is spread love
and kindness and compassion.

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That's my whole get-down.
That's how I do.

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- Uh, hello?
- Jesus, help me!

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I'm gonna die! [Screaming]

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See what I be talking about?

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Old selfish folks, it's
always me, me, me, me.

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Don't nobody care about
what I'm going through.

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I need some kindness, some
compassion, some love, some

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mother[Bleep] patience, man. I'm
getting tired of this shit, man.

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Pull the red cord, brah.

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Pull the red one. Count
to three, pull the red cord.

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It opened!

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Didn't nobody tell
you to go skydiving!

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- Thank you, Jesus! Thank you!
- [Sighs]

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I mean, if you're gonna take
skydiving lessons, you need to

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pay attention in class.
That's all I'm saying.

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- True. [Laughs]
- [Laughs]

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Hey, what's happening, young pimps?!

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Jesus, just the person
I needed to talk to.

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You know, I tried praying,
but you ain't hit me back.

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Spyder's homeboy hooks him up
with this bomb-ass spaghetti

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sauce right from the cannabis club.

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Yo, this is the best thing I
ever had in my life.

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Rent's paid, vatos.
What y'all doing here?

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We came to find out what's in the sauce.

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The deal was if you're growing
weed, that's extra rent.

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Hey, is Devin Campbell recording us?

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No.

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Oh, brah, feel free to
search this place if you

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want to, man, but there
ain't no weed in here, man.

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There's something in that sauce
that's making people really high.

243
00:09:48,612 --> 00:09:49,566
It ain't weed!

244
00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:52,113
This fool eats the whole jar.
I don't get nothing.

245
00:09:52,114 --> 00:09:55,409
So we're out looking for more. Turns
out this is the hottest shit in town.

246
00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:58,823
It's flying off every shelf,
every club in the whole city, eh?

247
00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:01,638
Then what is it? What's in the sauce?

248
00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:02,780
You better not say nothing.

249
00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:05,481
All right, man, look, we tried
to grow some weed, all right?

250
00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:06,841
It didn't work though, man.

251
00:10:06,842 --> 00:10:09,547
In some kind of way, God blessed
us with these miracle tomatoes

252
00:10:09,548 --> 00:10:12,717
that get people [Bleep] up, but
it's like God's love and grace

253
00:10:12,718 --> 00:10:15,186
- is doing it, though.
- Let me get this straight.

254
00:10:15,187 --> 00:10:19,162
You all bottled up God's love in
the form of green tomato sauce,

255
00:10:19,163 --> 00:10:21,817
and you're selling that
shit for $500 a pop?

256
00:10:21,818 --> 00:10:22,394
I'm a businesswoman.

257
00:10:22,395 --> 00:10:26,337
What you expect me to do?
And don't act like I'm the first

258
00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:29,030
person to make money on God's love.

259
00:10:29,489 --> 00:10:31,406
I see you, creflo dollar.

260
00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:33,242
I'm disappointed in you, Jesus.

261
00:10:33,243 --> 00:10:34,414
Don't try to act

262
00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:36,299
like you're some mother[Bleep]
angel or something, man.

263
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,462
We respect the fact that this is
your hood and all, but extortion

264
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,210
is extortion. We're
paying you rent on the

265
00:10:40,211 --> 00:10:42,851
mother[Bleep] land that you
ain't even got no deed to, dawg.

266
00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:44,716
And, plus, the tomatoes
weren't part of the deal.

267
00:10:44,717 --> 00:10:46,626
Man, we didn't know
about the tomatoes!

268
00:10:46,642 --> 00:10:49,369
Man, who would have thought
the son of God would be so shysty?

269
00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:51,158
[Voice breaking] I'm
disappointed in you.

270
00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:53,408
You tell your boss lady that

271
00:10:53,409 --> 00:10:56,973
she just got some new partners.
We'll be seeing her soon.

272
00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:01,086
Man, why you have to tell
him about the tomatoes?!

273
00:11:01,087 --> 00:11:03,439
Get tired of you, nigga, for
pushing us around, man.

274
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,022
What am I supposed to do, Fish?

275
00:11:05,023 --> 00:11:09,550
Ms. Tudi's selling this shit for $500 a
pop, man... not exactly low-key, brah.

276
00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:10,471
For the record,

277
00:11:10,472 --> 00:11:14,121
$500 is retail. I only get $300 a jar.

278
00:11:14,122 --> 00:11:15,020
Why the homemade gun?

279
00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:16,889
What happened to the gun
Ms. Tudi gave you?

280
00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:19,209
'Cause your ass is recording
me, and I'm on parole.

281
00:11:19,359 --> 00:11:21,393
But this marble shooter
will [Bleep] somebody up.

282
00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:23,362
- [Gunshots]
- I got 'em!

283
00:11:23,363 --> 00:11:25,397
- Look out!
- Guys!

284
00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:29,118
- [Screaming]
- Is he all right?

285
00:11:29,119 --> 00:11:31,070
- Boo, you all right?
- No!

286
00:11:31,071 --> 00:11:33,365
This nigga shot me with a marble.

287
00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:35,822
- My bad, man.
- Did you see who it was?

288
00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:38,141
I had him, and he got away!

289
00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:40,512
- Did you see his face?
- All I know is he

290
00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:43,613
smelled like spiced rum
and diabetes feet.

291
00:11:43,614 --> 00:11:45,784
Hey, but look, I grabbed
a piece of his shirt.

292
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,783
- [Sniffs]
- All: Lloyd.

293
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:52,161
My thing is, man, it don't
matter if you're Jesus or

294
00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:55,996
not, but if you ask your friend
to do you a favor and that

295
00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:58,459
friend [Bleep] up his
one-of-a-kind jays doing that

296
00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:02,310
favor, then I feel like you
should, you know, help him

297
00:12:02,311 --> 00:12:04,715
un-[Bleep] them up. You
know what I'm saying?

298
00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:06,634
- You remember these, right?
- Yeah.

299
00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:09,103
Okay, well, Dianne got me
these as a gift, and, uh, now

300
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,746
she's asking me to wear
them tomorrow, so I

301
00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:12,562
was hoping if you
could, like, fix them.

302
00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:13,373
Jay, you know I

303
00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:16,549
can't do no miracles right now.
Pops is mad as [Bleep] at everybody.

304
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:17,301
Me too.

305
00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:18,366
What is he mad at you for?

306
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,487
- Shit if I know.
- What he mad at me for?

307
00:12:20,488 --> 00:12:22,077
- I didn't do nothing.
- [Laughs] Guess.

308
00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:23,743
After the whole thing with Vic

309
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,687
and Ms. Tudi happened, this
fool Jason gets the bright idea

310
00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:29,825
to slip some of the tomatoes on
his detective-ass girlfriend, Dianne.

311
00:12:29,826 --> 00:12:31,542
Shouldn't have done that, dawg.

312
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,905
- You shouldn't have done that.
- Aw, come on, man.

313
00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,775
I only gave her a little
bit of them tomatoes, man.

314
00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:37,285
You know Dianne be uptight and shit.

315
00:12:37,286 --> 00:12:39,336
Yeah, man, but free
will is free will, Jay.

316
00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,669
Listen, I'm gonna
keep it real with you.

317
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:45,809
Dianne hates you, okay?
And if it's up to her free will,

318
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:48,190
she'll make me choose her over you.

319
00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:50,629
- But I'm not about to do that.
- But the choice

320
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:54,516
is hers to make, Jay, not
yours. I'm sorry, brah.

321
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,601
- Yeah.
- Really?

322
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,688
♪ What's up? Huh, huh. ♪

323
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:03,217
I know Lloyd's dirty ass
is around here somewhere.

324
00:13:03,218 --> 00:13:04,801
Man, what the hell is this line for?

325
00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,906
Yo, I think this is for
that new "star wars" movie.

326
00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:08,306
Get the [Bleep] out of here.

327
00:13:08,307 --> 00:13:11,246
Nigga, don't that movie come
out like years from now?

328
00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:13,826
There's Lloyd! [Tires screech]

329
00:13:19,652 --> 00:13:23,788
- [Grunting]
- Get your ass up!

330
00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:26,699
Hey, hey, young buck, what
the hell is wrong with y'all?

331
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,908
We know it was you, Lloyd!

332
00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:30,378
Ooh, mom's wasn't kidding.
I'm about to have a heart attack.

333
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:31,743
You mean a fat attack.

334
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,215
Where the hell is Vic?!
I know he put you up to this shit.

335
00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:35,069
Put me up to what?

336
00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:36,985
- What the hell you talking about?
- The garden, Lloyd.

337
00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:38,906
We know you're breaking
in, killing plants.

338
00:13:38,907 --> 00:13:42,189
- Tell me this ain't yours.
- Hell no that ain't mine!

339
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:44,635
I was in line all night long... all night.

340
00:13:44,636 --> 00:13:45,529
Yeah, right.

341
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,312
Like your drunk ass a "star wars" fan.

342
00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:49,431
Y'all don't understand. Look.

343
00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:51,099
Y'all seem to forget I get paid

344
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:55,096
to stand in line, and I do it in shifts
with my homeless buddies right there.

345
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,271
When that movie come out...

346
00:13:56,272 --> 00:14:00,020
whoo!... This spot is
gonna be worth $1,000.

347
00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:03,861
Now, if you don't believe me, ask
these nerdy white boys right here.

348
00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:06,760
I was here all night.

349
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:12,517
- Well, was he?!
- Let's go, man.

350
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,085
All right. Yep, here they are.

351
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:17,458
Same exact pair of jays.
Minimum bid... $300.

352
00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:20,178
- Oh.
- Look, man, you sure

353
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,369
you can't just get them fixed?

354
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:23,760
The shit is permanently in there, man.

355
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,412
I done took them everywhere.

356
00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:27,969
Damn, I don't even know
what the hell to do.

357
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,487
You'll figure it out.

358
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:30,409
[Sighs]

359
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,116
So, then it hit me
like a ton of bricks

360
00:14:32,117 --> 00:14:33,858
was God was so angry
at us, what we've

361
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:36,277
been doing wrong the whole time.

362
00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:38,962
What's up, Jason?
Ms. Tudi in the house?

363
00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:40,203
I just threw away my

364
00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:42,784
jays, along with my relationship.

365
00:14:42,785 --> 00:14:44,376
Yeah, good shit.

366
00:14:46,414 --> 00:14:48,039
Oh, there you are.

367
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,189
You get anything out
of those farmers yet?

368
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,667
Ms. Tudi, I figured
out what we've been

369
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:54,552
doing wrong this whole time. It's greed!

370
00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:56,965
Oh, here we go. All right, listen.

371
00:14:56,966 --> 00:15:00,099
I will give everyone
back their plots, okay?

372
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,280
- You happy, Jesus?
- No, no, no,

373
00:15:02,281 --> 00:15:03,615
Ms. Tudi. It ain't just you.

374
00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:05,642
I mean, it's me. It's everybody.

375
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,282
Look at us, man. We're
hiding stuff, lying,

376
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,312
shooting at each other, sneaking around.

377
00:15:10,313 --> 00:15:12,878
For what? The cholos
came and hollered at me.

378
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,934
They just want to be partners
in the sauce business.

379
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:18,166
Oh, hell no. No goddamn way.

380
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,456
Yeah, yeah. Them dudes is
all ready to be our partners.

381
00:15:20,457 --> 00:15:22,318
I mean, come on, man.
They keep a thousand Mexican

382
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:25,244
gangbangers off our back every
day, and we ain't even know it.

383
00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:27,111
Come on, now. You got to understand how

384
00:15:27,112 --> 00:15:28,547
important this is. We
got to treat them like

385
00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,783
partners, as well as the
rest of the community.

386
00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:34,558
Look, God don't give a damn how much
money we make off these tomatoes.

387
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,295
He'd want us to grow our own food.

388
00:15:36,296 --> 00:15:37,840
He'd want us to take pride in

389
00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:42,031
ourselves in working the land. He
wants the community to thrive, girl.

390
00:15:42,032 --> 00:15:44,325
He'd want to see black and Mexican unity.

391
00:15:44,326 --> 00:15:45,393
That's what he in it for.

392
00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:48,223
Let me tell you what
I'm all about... R.O.I.,

393
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:50,699
return on my mother[Bleep] investment.

394
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,964
That's what I'm about.

395
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:54,315
See, see? That's your problem.

396
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,358
Uh... pardon me for
pointing my holy finger at your

397
00:15:56,359 --> 00:15:58,497
face, but that's your problem.
Y'all don't listen.

398
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,328
I don't even know why
y'all follow me, man.

399
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,751
- Y'all don't want no guidance.
- Ooh, jays!

400
00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:04,239
You got the son of
God right here in your

401
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,502
mother[Bleep] face offering you
the light and the way and you

402
00:16:06,503 --> 00:16:07,953
want to do what you want to do anyway?

403
00:16:07,954 --> 00:16:10,680
Well, that's cool, that's cool.
I'm gonna wash my hands of it

404
00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:12,744
you think you can get
along without me and God?

405
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,376
- Fine. Go ahead and have at it.
- Wait, wait!

406
00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:17,514
Hold it, hold it, hold it! Jesus,
Jesus, that's not what I'm saying?

407
00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:20,549
[Sighs] Come on.

408
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:21,824
I'm-a show you something.

409
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,582
<i>Look, like I said,</i>

410
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,388
<i>they was at Fish's house because
h-he was making me that custom</i>

411
00:16:26,389 --> 00:16:28,453
<i>case, but his cousin Dante
was staying with him.</i>

412
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,615
Yeah, and he stole the sneakers and
took them back to Boston, right?

413
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,597
<i>Look, baby, I know</i>

414
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:34,313
<i>it's an asshole move, but, I mean,
what you want me to do about it?</i>

415
00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:35,531
Here. Just ask Fish.

416
00:16:35,532 --> 00:16:36,352
No, no, no. ¿sabes Que?

417
00:16:36,353 --> 00:16:37,674
I'm done. And you don't have to worry

418
00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:39,592
about tonight, Jason. You
know, that's the last gift

419
00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:42,597
that you get from me. Lying asshole.

420
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,238
[Sighs]

421
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,817
Son of a bitch!

422
00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:51,657
Hey, where'd you get those?!

423
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:53,212
What's wrong with you, girl?
Why don't you take a picture?

424
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,387
I bought... w-where'd you get those?

425
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,413
- It'll last longer.
- I bought those!

426
00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:59,624
Hey, come here! Hey! Hey,
let me talk to you for a minute!

427
00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:00,756
Stop, stop!

428
00:17:00,757 --> 00:17:02,621
Get back here! Where'd
you get those jays?!

429
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,486
Your mama, biatch.

430
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,929
You know you're testing
my faith, right?

431
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:15,988
Take what you... ah!

432
00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:18,234
Just take what you need.
I don't want to hear it.

433
00:17:19,776 --> 00:17:23,779
A third goes to the cholos, a
third goes to the community, and

434
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:27,082
that leaves me a third of my own shit.

435
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,034
And then something curious happened.

436
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:31,922
A counter protest, if you will, a
sudden ground swell of support

437
00:17:31,923 --> 00:17:35,084
for this garden. Everybody's
got love, even the cholos.

438
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:36,079
Look at that.

439
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,755
How you doing, man?
So, why are you guys so happy?

440
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:41,711
'Cause this is God's garden,
delivered to us by his one true

441
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:45,174
son, Jesus Christ, who has once
again returned to walk the earth

442
00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:49,257
and spread love. It belongs
to us, the community.

443
00:17:49,258 --> 00:17:53,508
We're one big family here.
And we thank Jesus Christ.

444
00:17:55,528 --> 00:17:56,937
Stop, nigga, before I shoot!

445
00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:57,910
Hey, Fish, where you at?!

446
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:58,954
Don't shoot, don't shoot!

447
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,145
Don't hurt him!
[Gunshot]

448
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,871
- Boonie, I got him!
- I'm coming, man!

449
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,286
- I'm coming!
- Be still! I got him!

450
00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:05,526
- Don't move.
- Turn his ass over.

451
00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:08,521
- [Gasps] - Vic?
- It was Vic the whole time.

452
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:11,054
I think that nigga pooped his pants.

453
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,028
[Screams]

454
00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:14,079
Shady mother[Bleep]